Caprimulgus Ignavus wrote:
> "Gaius Barticus Pestilentius" > wrote
> >
>
> On the second day of Pestmas, my mommy gave to me,
> Two lies and crap,
>
> > And a cat peeing in the kiddie pool!!2!!

On the third day of Pestmas, my mommy gave to me
Three goats a humping,
Two lies and crap,
And a cat peeing in the kiddie pool!!!!!3!!!