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Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
August 18th 07, 03:42 PM
Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 00:03:00 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster > wrote:
>
> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >
> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 10 Aug 2007 23:02:22 GMT
> > Stats End................: Sat, 18 Aug 2007 00:04:36 GMT
> > Days......................: 7
> > Total No. of Articles.....: 1187
> > Total No. of Characters...: 5546821
> > Total Volume..............: 5416
> > Messages Per Day..........: 169.6
> > Characters Per Day........: 792403.0
> > Average Daily Volume......: 773 kB
> > Total Posters This Week...: 94
> > Messages with Sigs........: 34.12%
> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.84%
> > Original Content Rating...: 8.03%
> >
> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> > ================================================== =============
> > 1. ah................................................ : 217 31.0 18.3%
>
>
>
> > 2. Peter Hucker......................................: 174 24.9 14.7%
> > 3. Michael Baldwin...................................: 107 15.3 9.0%
>
> BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Eat that Bruce! Just a minute, where is your ", Bruce"?

Yeah, Dickless leaves the comma out too. Must be another crappy
FORTRAN program.

> > 4. Art Deco..........................................: 80 11.4 6.7%
> > 5. John \"C\.........................................: 65 9.3 5.5%
> > 6. Mr Pounder........................................: 60 8.6 5.1%
> > 7. Aratzio........................................... : 51 7.3 4.3%
> > 8. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 49 7.0 4.1%
> > 9. Holly............................................. : 34 4.9 2.9%
> > 10. anonym............................................ : 27 3.9 2.3%
> > 11. tholen............................................ : 27 3.9 2.3%
> > 12. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 24 3.4 2.0%
> > 13. metro-golden-meower..............................: 19 2.7 1.6%
> > 14. ............................. : 13 1.9 1.1%
> > 15. Bill Baker........................................: 12 1.7 1.0%
> > 16. Meat Plow.........................................: 12 1.7 1.0%
> > 17. Archie Leach......................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
> > 18. Naked Gonad.......................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
> > 19. §ñühw¤£f.........................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
> > 20. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
> > 21. Double-A..........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
> > 22. threadkiller...................................... : 8 1.1 0.7%
> > 23. Scruffy McScruffovitch............................: 7 1.0 0.6%
> > 24. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
> > 25. Hoots............................................. : 7 1.0 0.6%
> > 26. Keith............................................. : 7 1.0 0.6%
> > 27. JF................................................ : 6 0.9 0.5%
> > 28. PMD............................................... : 6 0.9 0.5%
> > 29. mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des ang: 6 0.9 0.5%
> > 30. Shirley........................................... : 5 0.7 0.4%
> > 31. Mike.............................................. : 4 0.6 0.3%
> > 32. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
> > 33. Daedalus.........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
> > 34. compuelf.......................................... : 4 0.6 0.3%
> > 35. mimus............................................. : 4 0.6 0.3%
> > 36. Beau Blue.........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> > 37. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> > 38. Cujo DeSockpuppet.................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> > 39. Dionisio.........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> > 40. God............................................... : 3 0.4 0.3%
> > 41. JK................................................ : 3 0.4 0.3%
> > 42. K . A . Cannon....................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> > 43. Raving............................................ : 3 0.4 0.3%
> > 44. The 2-Belo........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> > 45. The Reid..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> > 46. jmalloy........................................... : 3 0.4 0.3%
> > 47. %................................................. : 2 0.3 0.2%
> > 48. Steve Leyland.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> > 49. tony bennett......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> > 50. =?Windows-1252?Q?Markku_Gr=F6nroos?=..............: 2 0.3 0.2%
> > 51. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> > 52. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> > 53. Jason Dixon......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> > 54. Right Error.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> > 55. Tony Wright.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> > 56. this ng...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> > 57. A Dog.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 58. Alan Holmes.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 59. Colonel Jake.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 60. DVH............................................... : 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 61. David Gee.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 62. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 63. Kurt Brown........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 64. L. May............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 65. Pinku-Sensei......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 66. SirFoldalot....................................... : 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 67. bs................................................ : 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 68. marika............................................ : 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 69. BTR1701........................................... : 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 70. Barney............................................ : 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 71. BaronLurk......................................... : 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 72. Bob and Bob.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 73. Boris T . Wayne..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 74. Dorkless Von Heinybeiter..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 75. El Klauso.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 76. Fry............................................... : 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 77. Fujikawa Yamamoto.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 78. Holly............................................. : 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 79. JED88............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 80. John D Salt.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 81. Len Fairclough....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 82. MAO............................................... : 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 83. Mohammed McPigsblood..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 84. Rebel............................................. : 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 85. Rinkyratz......................................... : 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 86. Salman Rushdie Needs A Knighthood.................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 87. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 88. Spit on Allah - Wipe your arse on the Qur'an......: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 89. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 90. chatnoir.......................................... : 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 91. i tell it like it is 8............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 92. knoxy............................................. : 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 93. nightbat.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 94. zanthius dxun.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >
> > Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
> > ================================================== =========================
> > 1. ah................................................ : 816 116.6 15.1%
> > 2. Peter Hucker......................................: 567 81.0 10.5%

You *******!

> > 3. tholen............................................ : 564 80.7 10.4%
> > 4. Art Deco..........................................: 559 79.9 10.3%
> > 5. Bill Baker........................................: 529 75.7 9.8%
> > 6. Michael Baldwin...................................: 365 52.2 6.7%
> > 7. John \"C\.........................................: 327 46.8 6.0%
> > 8. Mr Pounder........................................: 188 26.9 3.5%
> > 9. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 168 24.1 3.1%
> > 10. Aratzio........................................... : 152 21.7 2.8%
> > 11. Holly............................................: 145 20.7 2.7%
> > 12. anonym............................................ : 103 14.8 1.9%
> > 13. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 82 11.8 1.5%
> > 14. metro-golden-meower...............................: 70 10.0 1.3%
> > 15. §ñühw¤£f.......................................... : 59 8.5 1.1%
> > 16. Archie Leach......................................: 50 7.2 0.9%
> > 17. ............................. : 47 6.8 0.9%
> > 18. Double-A..........................................: 33 4.7 0.6%
> > 19. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 32 4.7 0.6%
> > 20. JF................................................ : 30 4.3 0.6%
> > 21. Meat Plow.........................................: 28 4.0 0.5%
> > 22. Naked Gonad.......................................: 25 3.6 0.5%
> > 23. Scruffy McScruffovitch............................: 24 3.5 0.5%
> > 24. mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des ang: 23 3.4 0.4%
> > 25. threadkiller.....................................: 23 3.4 0.4%
> > 26. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 23 3.3 0.4%
> > 27. Hoots............................................. : 21 3.1 0.4%
> > 28. Shirley........................................... : 19 2.8 0.4%
> > 29. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
> > 30. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
> > 31. mimus............................................. : 14 2.0 0.3%
> > 32. Daedalus.......................................... : 13 2.0 0.3%
> > 33. Keith............................................. : 12 1.9 0.2%
> > 34. PMD............................................... : 12 1.8 0.2%
> > 35. Cujo DeSockpuppet.................................: 12 1.8 0.2%
> > 36. Mike.............................................. : 11 1.7 0.2%
> > 37. The 2-Belo........................................: 11 1.7 0.2%
> > 38. Steve Leyland.....................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
> > 39. =?Windows-1252?Q?Markku_Gr=F6nroos?=..............: 10 1.6 0.2%
> > 40. Raving............................................ : 10 1.4 0.2%
> > 41. Beau Blue.........................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
> > 42. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> > 43. Dionisio.........................................: 7 1.1 0.1%
> > 44. compuelf.......................................... : 7 1.0 0.1%
> > 45. God............................................... : 7 1.0 0.1%
> > 46. this ng...........................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
> > 47. K . A . Cannon....................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
> > 48. JK................................................ : 6 1.0 0.1%
> > 49. Right Error.......................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> > 50. jmalloy........................................... : 6 0.9 0.1%
> > 51. tony bennett......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> > 52. The Reid..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> > 53. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> > 54. JED88............................................. : 3 0.6 0.1%
> > 55. %................................................. : 3 0.5 0.1%
> > 56. chatnoir.......................................... : 3 0.5 0.1%
> > 57. DVH..............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> > 58. knoxy............................................. : 3 0.5 0.1%
> > 59. Pinku-Sensei......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> > 60. David Gee.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> > 61. A Dog.............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> > 62. Tony Wright.......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> > 63. Kurt Brown........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> > 64. SirFoldalot....................................... : 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 65. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 66. nightbat.......................................... : 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 67. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 68. Holly............................................. : 2 0.4 0.0%
> > 69. Salman Rushdie Needs A Knighthood.................: 2 0.4 0.0%
> > 70. marika............................................ : 2 0.4 0.0%
> > 71. Jason Dixon.......................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 72. BTR1701........................................... : 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 73. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 74. MAO............................................... : 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 75. L. May............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 76. i tell it like it is 8............................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 77. Bob and Bob.......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> > 78. Mohammed McPigsblood..............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> > 79. Dorkless Von Heinybeiter..........................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> > 80. El Klauso.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> > 81. Colonel Jake......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> > 82. Rinkyratz......................................... : 1 0.2 0.0%
> > 83. John D Salt.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> > 84. bs................................................ : 1 0.2 0.0%
> > 85. Rebel............................................. : 1 0.2 0.0%
> > 86. zanthius dxun.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> > 87. Fujikawa Yamamoto.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> > 88. Len Fairclough....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> > 89. Alan Holmes.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> > 90. Fry............................................... : 1 0.2 0.0%
> > 91. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> > 92. Barney............................................ : 1 0.2 0.0%
> > 93. Spit on Allah - Wipe your arse on the Qur'an......: 1 0.1 0.0%
> > 94. BaronLurk......................................... : 0 0.1 0.0%
> >
> > Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> > ================================================== ============
> > 1. WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE CAN YOU EXPECT AS YOUR STUPI: 126 18.0 10.6%
> > 2. BOTH kidneys?!?...................................: 89 12.7 7.5%
> > 3. Interesting photo angles..........................: 61 8.7 5.1%
> > 4. Crossposts to uk.food+drink.misc are not welcome..: 53 7.6 4.5%
> > 5. Pounder dispute...................................: 53 7.6 4.5%
> > 6. Swearing on the BBC!..............................: 44 6.3 3.7%
> > 7. Hey, YOU! All of YOU!............................: 37 5.3 3.1%
> > 8. **** A Brick, Tholen..............................: 36 5.1 3.0%
> > 9. KOOK OR NOT A KOOK,THATS THE QUESTION!............: 33 4.7 2.8%
> > 10. Tholen swallows the hook: Re: Classical music comp: 32 4.6 2.7%
> > 11. Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week endin: 28 4.0 2.4%
> > 12. Stoat............................................. : 27 3.9 2.3%
> > 13. Phil Kyle is a duck...............................: 26 3.7 2.2%
> > 14. EVIL POOP!!! Re: EVIL GRASS (EG) Re: EVIL MAN (EM): 25 3.6 2.1%
> > 15. Fancy one?........................................: 22 3.1 1.9%
> > 16. Just For Fun......................................: 21 3.0 1.8%
> > 17. Meet David ham, the world's greatest living logici: 20 2.9 1.7%
> > 18. Wimmin............................................ : 20 2.9 1.7%
> > 19. Tholen on Wikipedia...............................: 19 2.7 1.6%
> > 20. Conductor jokes...................................: 18 2.6 1.5%
> > 21. Odd media player behaviour.......................: 18 2.6 1.5%
> > 22. What Is Happening.................................: 18 2.6 1.5%
> > 23. Amusing holdup....................................: 16 2.3 1.3%
> > 24. Art Deco is a Coward....and Sissy-Fag.............: 16 2.3 1.3%
> > 25. Oh for goodness sake..............................: 14 2.0 1.2%
> > 26. Another cop calling NetKKKop spotted in uk.food+dr: 13 1.9 1.1%
> > 27. Get out of it!...................................: 13 1.9 1.1%
> > 28. How did most great classical composers compose?...: 12 1.7 1.0%
> > 29. Naughty city......................................: 12 1.7 1.0%
> > 30. Starwars video - in ASCII!........................: 12 1.7 1.0%
> > 31. digest, volume 2454318............................: 12 1.7 1.0%
> > 32. Happy Birf Day!...................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
> > 33. Harry Potter......................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
> > 34. Meet David ham, the world's greatest living logici: 10 1.4 0.8%
> > 35. Misconstrued names................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
> > 36. Why Muslims can't eat pig.........................: 9 1.3 0.8%
> > 37. are you gentle, I mean, denying per vague autumns.: 9 1.3 0.8%
> > 38. VERBAL ABUSE......................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
> > 39. Moraira or Calpe?.................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
> > 40. EVIL POOP!!! Re: EVIL GRASS (EG) Re: EVIL MAN : 6 0.9 0.5%
> > 41. Mooooooooooooooo!!!! Meat Plow....................: 6 0.9 0.5%
> > 42. What does this thread have to do with classical mu: 6 0.9 0.5%
> > 43. Why Do So Many Love Me?...........................: 6 0.9 0.5%
> > 44. ATTENTION!! Important calendar adjustment.........: 5 0.7 0.4%
> > 45. CUSTER NOMINATION: Re: digest, volume 2454326....: 5 0.7 0.4%
> > 46. EVIL POOP!!! Re: EVIL GRASS (EG) Re: EVIL MAN : 5 0.7 0.4%
> > 47. WHO AM I?..hmm...................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
> > 48. A home for spivs and other ne'er-do-wells.........: 4 0.6 0.3%
> > 49. Alan Holmes???....................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
> > 50. Foam Duck NOMINATION: Re: digest, volume 2454319.: 4 0.6 0.3%
> > 51. HA!............................................... : 4 0.6 0.3%
> > 52. I AM A MAROON..................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
> > 53. I WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: 4 0.6 0.3%
> > 54. Nomination OOTHS: Re: Twit or not a twit thats the: 4 0.6 0.3%
> > 55. Terry Wogan.......................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
> > 56. 1 in 10 Muslims are in denial over terror.........: 3 0.4 0.3%
> > 57. Coward of the Month NOMINATION: Re: Malloy digest: 3 0.4 0.3%
> > 58. Direct Hit On Indy Base One---Captain Nightbat Ok.: 3 0.4 0.3%
> > 59. Hey, YOU! All of YOU! try penis enlargement.......: 3 0.4 0.3%
> > 60. I AM A MAROON.....................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> > 61. Malloy digest, volume 2454325.....................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> > 62. Naive Evian.......................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> > 63. AFA-B NOMINATION: Re: Fan Club...................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> > 64. Deco is Stupid 39.................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> > 65. I am the best troll in the United Kingdom!........: 2 0.3 0.2%
> > 66. I'm TIRED of this ****............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> > 67. Interested gays?.................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> > 68. More concerns about lead paint in toys AGAIN from : 2 0.3 0.2%
> > 69. SPAMMING for a short time every fawking day from s: 2 0.3 0.2%
> > 70. SPAMMING for a short time every fawking day from s: 2 0.3 0.2%
> > 71. Snape............................................. : 2 0.3 0.2%
> > 72. "Strokes" could really grab ya....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 73. "ah" > Old closet Queen wrot: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 74. "ah" and Deco had great sex with each other.......: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 75. "ah" gets "Woody" thinking about Tholen...........: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 76. "ah's" Jr. Cadet training starts tomorrow.........: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 77. (www.cncircle.com )are professionally wholesale jo: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 78. Andrew "ah" straightens-out his act and becomes a : 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 79. Anyone Here Ever Seen That Crappy Film Deep Impact: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 80. Are We Alone?.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 81. Attack of the Jellyfish!.........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 82. Black bears Invading Orlando......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 83. Bright star in the sky again......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 84. Chatting with the Golden Killfile again, Old Dud?.: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 85. David Coverdale chases bear out the ****ing house!: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 86. Deco eats "pork Steak" and swallows.....Film at 11: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 87. Deco is Still Stupid 50..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 88. Deco is Stupid 26.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 89. Deco is Stupid 31.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 90. Deco is Stupid 43.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 91. Deco likes coffee with "secret sauce" in it.......: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 92. Deco not following Pinky's rules and will be punis: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 93. Deco speaks and "Gaydar" meter maxed-out..........: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 94. Don't "Sass" your Superiors, Jr. Cadet Andrew!....: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 95. Everything looking well...........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 96. FOAM ALERT!! (was Re: Misconstrued names..........: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 97. For Those In Peril................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 98. Greenland Rice Ball Cuttlefish Flavored...........: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 99. Happy Earth Day/Astronomy Night...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 100. Hilarious map error...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 101. In keeping with the fifth grade playground moteef : 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 102. Jr. Cadets don't Deco Slurp, Andrew...............: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 103. Malloy digest, volume 2454316.....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 104. Malloy digest, volume 2454320.....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 105. Malloy digest, volume 2454324.....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 106. Malloy digest, volume 2454330.....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 107. Mark Kukucka's glory hole........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 108. No Deco Slurping, Jr. Cadet Andrew Hornytoad!.....: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 109. No Viagra.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 110. Nomination-Charles "Atlas Bugged" Novins - VVF Wei: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 111. Open, transparent local government................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 112. The Last Place I would Want To Visit..............: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 113. The Official demon.local FAQ......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 114. Thinking the Unthinkable..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 115. This one is FUNNNNNN-Y !..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 116. Tholen kicks Deco's faggoty ass....Film at 11.....: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 117. Tholen's at it again digest, volume 2454325^-0.000: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 118. UV Points Galore: Re: digest, volume 2454326.....: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 119. Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week endin: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 120. Weirdest workplace disputes.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 121. What Real Men Do ~~~>>...........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 122. Where's that moron Bartlo?........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 123. Wotsits Prawn Cocktail Flavour Corn Puffs.........: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 124. Yuk, yuk! Homer, we got 'em!......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 125. spam royal bank of scotland.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >
> > Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
> > ================================================== =========================
> > 1. **** A Brick, Tholen..............................: 985 140.7 18.2%
> > 2. WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE CAN YOU EXPECT AS YOUR STUPI: 438 62.7 8.1%
> > 3. Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week endin: 300 42.9 5.5%
> > 4. BOTH kidneys?!?...................................: 251 35.9 4.6%
> > 5. Tholen on Wikipedia...............................: 224 32.0 4.1%
> > 6. Interesting photo angles..........................: 199 28.5 3.7%
> > 7. Tholen swallows the hook: Re: Classical music comp: 189 27.1 3.5%
> > 8. Swearing on the BBC!..............................: 160 22.9 3.0%
> > 9. Crossposts to uk.food+drink.misc are not welcome..: 146 21.0 2.7%
> > 10. Pounder dispute...................................: 140 20.0 2.6%
> > 11. Wimmin............................................ : 136 19.5 2.5%
> > 12. KOOK OR NOT A KOOK,THATS THE QUESTION!............: 135 19.4 2.5%
> > 13. Hey, YOU! All of YOU!.............................: 134 19.2 2.5%
> > 14. Harry Potter.....................................: 132 18.9 2.4%
> > 15. Conductor jokes...................................: 114 16.4 2.1%
> > 16. Art Deco is a Coward....and Sissy-Fag.............: 102 14.7 1.9%
> > 17. Meet David ham, the world's greatest living logici: 97 14.0 1.8%
> > 18. EVIL POOP!!! Re: EVIL GRASS (EG) Re: EVIL MAN (EM): 87 12.6 1.6%
> > 19. Phil Kyle is a duck...............................: 77 11.1 1.4%
> > 20. Odd media player behaviour........................: 67 9.7 1.2%
> > 21. What Is Happening.................................: 66 9.4 1.2%
> > 22. Meet David ham, the world's greatest living logici: 58 8.4 1.1%
> > 23. Fancy one?........................................: 54 7.9 1.0%
> > 24. What does this thread have to do with classical mu: 53 7.7 1.0%
> > 25. Just For Fun......................................: 51 7.3 0.9%
> > 26. Starwars video - in ASCII!........................: 50 7.2 0.9%
> > 27. Stoat............................................. : 47 6.8 0.9%
> > 28. digest, volume 2454318............................: 44 6.4 0.8%
> > 29. Amusing holdup....................................: 42 6.1 0.8%
> > 30. Another cop calling NetKKKop spotted in uk.food+dr: 38 5.6 0.7%
> > 31. Why Do So Many Love Me?...........................: 34 4.9 0.6%
> > 32. Terry Wogan.......................................: 33 4.8 0.6%
> > 33. Naughty city......................................: 33 4.7 0.6%
> > 34. Oh for goodness sake..............................: 31 4.6 0.6%
> > 35. Get out of it!....................................: 28 4.1 0.5%
> > 36. Happy Birf Day!...................................: 27 4.0 0.5%
> > 37. VERBAL ABUSE......................................: 24 3.6 0.5%
> > 38. How did most great classical composers compose?...: 21 3.1 0.4%
> > 39. Misconstrued names................................: 20 2.9 0.4%
> > 40. Hey, YOU! All of YOU! try penis enlargement.......: 18 2.6 0.3%
> > 41. CUSTER NOMINATION: Re: digest, volume 2454326....: 18 2.6 0.3%
> > 42. UV Points Galore: Re: digest, volume 2454326.....: 17 2.5 0.3%
> > 43. Foam Duck NOMINATION: Re: digest, volume 2454319.: 17 2.5 0.3%
> > 44. Why Muslims can't eat pig.........................: 16 2.3 0.3%
> > 45. Bright star in the sky again......................: 16 2.3 0.3%
> > 46. Malloy digest, volume 2454325.....................: 15 2.2 0.3%
> > 47. are you gentle, I mean, denying per vague autumns.: 15 2.2 0.3%
> > 48. I WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: 14 2.1 0.3%
> > 49. Happy Earth Day/Astronomy Night...................: 13 2.0 0.3%
> > 50. ATTENTION!! Important calendar adjustment.........: 13 1.9 0.3%
> > 51. WHO AM I?..hmm....................................: 12 1.8 0.2%
> > 52. "ah" and Deco had great sex with each other.......: 12 1.7 0.2%
> > 53. SPAMMING for a short time every fawking day from s: 11 1.7 0.2%
> > 54. A home for spivs and other ne'er-do-wells.........: 11 1.7 0.2%
> > 55. HA!............................................... : 11 1.7 0.2%
> > 56. EVIL POOP!!! Re: EVIL GRASS (EG) Re: EVIL MAN : 11 1.6 0.2%
> > 57. SPAMMING for a short time every fawking day from s: 10 1.6 0.2%
> > 58. Nomination OOTHS: Re: Twit or not a twit thats the: 10 1.5 0.2%
> > 59. EVIL POOP!!! Re: EVIL GRASS (EG) Re: EVIL MAN : 9 1.4 0.2%
> > 60. Mooooooooooooooo!!!! Meat Plow....................: 9 1.4 0.2%
> > 61. Moraira or Calpe?.................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
> > 62. Direct Hit On Indy Base One---Captain Nightbat Ok.: 8 1.2 0.2%
> > 63. Coward of the Month NOMINATION: Re: Malloy digest: 8 1.2 0.2%
> > 64. AFA-B NOMINATION: Re: Fan Club...................: 6 1.0 0.1%
> > 65. 1 in 10 Muslims are in denial over terror.........: 6 1.0 0.1%
> > 66. Naive Evian.......................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
> > 67. I'm TIRED of this ****............................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> > 68. Don't "Sass" your Superiors, Jr. Cadet Andrew!....: 6 0.9 0.1%
> > 69. FOAM ALERT!! (was Re: Misconstrued names..........: 6 0.9 0.1%
> > 70. What Real Men Do ~~~>>............................: 5 0.9 0.1%
> > 71. Andrew "ah" straightens-out his act and becomes a : 5 0.8 0.1%
> > 72. I AM A MAROON..................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> > 73. The Official demon.local FAQ......................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> > 74. Deco is Stupid 39.................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> > 75. I AM A MAROON.....................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> > 76. I am the best troll in the United Kingdom!........: 5 0.8 0.1%
> > 77. Interested gays?..................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> > 78. For Those In Peril................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> > 79. In keeping with the fifth grade playground moteef : 4 0.6 0.1%
> > 80. "ah's" Jr. Cadet training starts tomorrow.........: 4 0.6 0.1%
> > 81. Snape............................................. : 4 0.6 0.1%
> > 82. Wotsits Prawn Cocktail Flavour Corn Puffs.........: 4 0.6 0.1%
> > 83. More concerns about lead paint in toys AGAIN from : 4 0.6 0.1%
> > 84. Alan Holmes???....................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
> > 85. Malloy digest, volume 2454330.....................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> > 86. Greenland Rice Ball Cuttlefish Flavored...........: 3 0.5 0.1%
> > 87. Attack of the Jellyfish!..........................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> > 88. Hilarious map error...............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 89. Anyone Here Ever Seen That Crappy Film Deep Impact: 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 90. Nomination-Charles "Atlas Bugged" Novins - VVF Wei: 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 91. Malloy digest, volume 2454324.....................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 92. Are We Alone?.....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 93. This one is FUNNNNNN-Y !..........................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 94. Deco is Stupid 26.................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 95. Deco is Stupid 31.................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 96. No Viagra.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 97. "Strokes" could really grab ya....................: 2 0.4 0.0%
> > 98. Malloy digest, volume 2454320.....................: 2 0.4 0.0%
> > 99. Malloy digest, volume 2454316.....................: 2 0.4 0.0%
> > 100. David Coverdale chases bear out the ****ing house!: 2 0.4 0.0%
> > 101. "ah" gets "Woody" thinking about Tholen...........: 2 0.4 0.0%
> > 102. Chatting with the Golden Killfile again, Old Dud?.: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 103. No Deco Slurping, Jr. Cadet Andrew Hornytoad!.....: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 104. Deco is Stupid 43.................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 105. Deco speaks and "Gaydar" meter maxed-out..........: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 106. "ah" > Old closet Queen wrot: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 107. Deco likes coffee with "secret sauce" in it.......: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 108. Deco not following Pinky's rules and will be punis: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 109. Weirdest workplace disputes.......................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 110. Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week endin: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 111. Jr. Cadets don't Deco Slurp, Andrew...............: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 112. Deco is Still Stupid 50...........................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 113. Where's that moron Bartlo?........................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 114. Tholen kicks Deco's faggoty ass....Film at 11.....: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 115. Black bears Invading Orlando......................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> > 116. Tholen's at it again digest, volume 2454325^-0.000: 1 0.3 0.0%
> > 117. spam royal bank of scotland.......................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> > 118. Deco eats "pork Steak" and swallows.....Film at 11: 1 0.3 0.0%
> > 119. (www.cncircle.com )are professionally wholesale jo: 1 0.3 0.0%
> > 120. The Last Place I would Want To Visit..............: 1 0.2 0.0%
> > 121. Open, transparent local government................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> > 122. Mark Kukucka's glory hole.........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> > 123. Thinking the Unthinkable..........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> > 124. Everything looking well...........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> > 125. Yuk, yuk! Homer, we got 'em!......................: 0 0.1 0.0%
> >
> > Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
> > ================================================== =============
> > 1. JF................................................ ........: 88.2%
> > 2. anonym............................................ ........: 30.4%
> > 3. Keith............................................. ........: 28.5%
> > 4. Scruffy McScruffovitch.................................... : 16.7%
> > 5. Boris T . Wayne...........................................: 16.3%
> > 6. Peter Hucker............................................ ..: 15.9%
> > 7. mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges......: 13.0%
> > 8. Kadaitcha Man.............................................: 12.9%
> > 9. Aratzio........................................... ........: 12.8%
> > 10. Meat Plow.............................................. ...: 10.7%
> >
> > Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
> > ================================================== ================
> > 1. Bill Baker............................................. ...: 0.7%
> > 2. Hoots............................................. ........: 1.5%
> > 3. ah................................................ ........: 2.3%
> > 4. Archie Leach............................................. .: 2.7%
> > 5. tholen............................................ ........: 2.8%
> > 6. Art Deco.............................................. ....: 3.1%
> > 7. Michael Baldwin........................................... : 6.0%
> > 8. Boris T . Wayne...........................................: 6.0%
> > 9. Holly............................................. .......: 6.5%
> > 10. metro-golden-meower.......................................: 6.6%
> >
> > Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
> > ==========================================
> > 1. alt.usenet.kooks.................................. ...........: 586
> > 2. comp.os.os2.advocacy.............................. ...........: 450
> > 3. alt.talk.********................................. ...........: 408
> > 4. alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk............... ...........: 356
> > 5. alt.troll......................................... ...........: 277
> > 6. rec.music.classical............................... ...........: 227
> > 7. ne.weather........................................ ...........: 206
> > 8. rec.aviation.products............................. ...........: 189
> > 9. alt.astronomy..................................... ...........: 171
> > 10. uk.food+drink.misc................................ ...........: 128
> >
> > ============================
> > End of stats for demon.local

Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
August 19th 07, 03:24 AM
Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:42:32 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 00:03:00 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster > wrote:
> >>
> >> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >> >
> >> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> >> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
> >> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 10 Aug 2007 23:02:22 GMT
> >> > Stats End................: Sat, 18 Aug 2007 00:04:36 GMT
> >> > Days......................: 7
> >> > Total No. of Articles.....: 1187
> >> > Total No. of Characters...: 5546821
> >> > Total Volume..............: 5416
> >> > Messages Per Day..........: 169.6
> >> > Characters Per Day........: 792403.0
> >> > Average Daily Volume......: 773 kB
> >> > Total Posters This Week...: 94
> >> > Messages with Sigs........: 34.12%
> >> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.84%
> >> > Original Content Rating...: 8.03%
> >> >
> >> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >> > ================================================== =============
> >> > 1. ah................................................ : 217 31.0 18.3%
> >> > 2. Peter Hucker......................................: 174 24.9 14.7%
> >> > 3. Michael Baldwin...................................: 107 15.3 9.0%
> >>
> >> BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Eat that Bruce! Just a minute, where is your ", Bruce"?
> >
> > Yeah, Dickless leaves the comma out too. Must be another crappy
> > FORTRAN program.
>
> Yip, look at this mess:
>
> >> > 50. =?Windows-1252?Q?Markku_Gr=F6nroos?=..............: 2 0.3 0.2%

Yup, definitely FORTRAN.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
August 19th 07, 03:29 AM
Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 19:59:57 +0100, Colonel Jake > wrote:
>
> > *we will all kneel and bow our heads*
> >
> > [»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
> > [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
> > [»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]
> >
> > *now we diligently pray*
> >
> > [»»»xYx«««] "Goddess Kali Goddess Of Strength" [»»»xYx«««]
> > [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
> > [»»»xYx«««] "Our Divine Goddess Of Usenet" [»»»xYx«««]
> >
> > http://www.coloneljake.com/audios/000A/
> >
> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> > news:op.tw9o49vu4buhsv@fx62...
> > : On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:42:32 +0100, Michael Baldwin,
> > : Bruce > wrote:
> > :
> > : > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > : >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 00:03:00 +0100,
> > : Usenet Stats Poster > wrote:
> > : >>
> > : >> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts/Posts per Day/Percent Share
> > : >> > ================================================== =========
> > : >> > 1. ah................................: 217 31.0 18.3%
> > : >> > 2. Peter Hucker......................: 174 24.9 14.7%
> > : >> > 3. Michael Baldwin...................: 107 15.3 9.0%
> > : >>
> > : >> BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Eat that Bruce! Just a minute, where is
> > : >> your ", Bruce"?
> > : >
> > : > Yeah, Dickless leaves the comma out too. Must be another crappy
> > : > FORTRAN program.
> > :
> > : Yip, look at this mess:
> > :
> > : >> > 50. =?Windows-1252?Q?Markku_Gr=F6nroos?=..: 2 0.3 0.2%
> > :
> > : --
> > : This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power.
> > : Who needs the national grid?
> > : http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com
> > : http://www.petersphotos.com
> > :
> > : "All you need is love, money, broadband, good health,
> > : satellite TV, a fast car, ......." - The Beatles
> >
> > OK then?,
> > "Peter Hucker?!?!?!,...., I've got some of The Beatles!!!..."
>
> Then hold them hostage to get the love, money, broadband, good health, satellite TV, and the fast car.

I'd rather do what they did to Lennon.

> I go fishing; I catch nothing. I go to orgies; I catch everything.

Try golf instead and go for a hole in one.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
August 20th 07, 02:30 AM
Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:29:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 19:59:57 +0100, Colonel Jake > wrote:
> >>
> >> > *we will all kneel and bow our heads*
> >> >
> >> > [»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
> >> > [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
> >> > [»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]
> >> >
> >> > *now we diligently pray*
> >> >
> >> > [»»»xYx«««] "Goddess Kali Goddess Of Strength" [»»»xYx«««]
> >> > [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
> >> > [»»»xYx«««] "Our Divine Goddess Of Usenet" [»»»xYx«««]
> >> >
> >> > http://www.coloneljake.com/audios/000A/
> >> >
> >> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> > news:op.tw9o49vu4buhsv@fx62...
> >> > : This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power.
> >> > : Who needs the national grid?
> >> > : http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com
> >> > : http://www.petersphotos.com
> >> > :
> >> > : "All you need is love, money, broadband, good health,
> >> > : satellite TV, a fast car, ......." - The Beatles
> >> >
> >> > OK then?,
> >> > "Peter Hucker?!?!?!,...., I've got some of The Beatles!!!..."
> >>
> >> Then hold them hostage to get the love, money, broadband, good health, satellite TV, and the fast car.
> >
> > I'd rather do what they did to Lennon.
>
> You won't get much money that way.

How do you know, PHucker? Have you tried it before?

Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
August 24th 07, 01:29 AM
Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:30:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:29:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 19:59:57 +0100, Colonel Jake > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > *we will all kneel and bow our heads*
> >> >> >
> >> >> > [»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
> >> >> > [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
> >> >> > [»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]
> >> >> >
> >> >> > *now we diligently pray*
> >> >> >
> >> >> > [»»»xYx«««] "Goddess Kali Goddess Of Strength" [»»»xYx«««]
> >> >> > [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
> >> >> > [»»»xYx«««] "Our Divine Goddess Of Usenet" [»»»xYx«««]
> >> >> >
> >> >> > http://www.coloneljake.com/audios/000A/
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> > news:op.tw9o49vu4buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> > : This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power.
> >> >> > : Who needs the national grid?
> >> >> > : http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com
> >> >> > : http://www.petersphotos.com
> >> >> > :
> >> >> > : "All you need is love, money, broadband, good health,
> >> >> > : satellite TV, a fast car, ......." - The Beatles
> >> >> >
> >> >> > OK then?,
> >> >> > "Peter Hucker?!?!?!,...., I've got some of The Beatles!!!..."
> >> >>
> >> >> Then hold them hostage to get the love, money, broadband, good health, satellite TV, and the fast car.
> >> >
> >> > I'd rather do what they did to Lennon.
> >>
> >> You won't get much money that way.
> >
> > How do you know, PHucker? Have you tried it before?
>
> I meant you'll get more money by taking a hostage.

A hostage, eh? Tell me more.

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