I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
world.

I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
November last year.

I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.

I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
I reveal my country of origin.

"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
stop it ever happening."

This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.

"Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."

I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:51:44 -0400, Mark wrote:

> I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
> I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
> world.
>
> I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
> November last year.
>
> I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
> rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
> 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.
>
> I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
> I reveal my country of origin.
>
> "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
> boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
> for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
> stop it ever happening."
>
> This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
> at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
> Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
> hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
> caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.
>
> Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
> TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.
>
> "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
> bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."
>
> I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
> disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
>
> They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.

Copyright infringement, FukkNutZoid!
--
Bob Van Gilder Broker Finance One Mortgage (530)644-5395
"I love orchids almost as much as I love young cock. Really."

On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:54:02 -0400, Bob Van Gilder wrote:

> On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:51:44 -0400, Mark wrote:
>
>> I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
>> I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
>> world.
>>
>> I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
>> November last year.
>>
>> I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
>> rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
>> 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.
>>
>> I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
>> I reveal my country of origin.
>>
>> "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
>> boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
>> for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
>> stop it ever happening."
>>
>> This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
>> at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
>> Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
>> hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
>> caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.
>>
>> Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
>> TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.
>>
>> "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
>> bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."
>>
>> I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
>> disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
>>
>> They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.
>
> Copyright infringement, FukkNutZoid!

Bull****, gilder.

The Internet is much more like the Force, which
as Obi-Wan taught us all, 'surrounds us and penetrates
us. It binds the galaxy together.' Evil Sith-Imperial
complaints should not result in an individual being
severed from the Force. That's clearly preposterous.

*NOW GO **** YOUR MOTHER!*
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On 1 Apr, 19:55, Mark > wrote:
> On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:54:02 -0400, Bob Van Gilder wrote:
> > On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:51:44 -0400, Mark wrote:
>
> >> I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
> >> I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
> >> world.
>
> >> I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
> >> November last year.
>
> >> I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
> >> rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
> >> 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.
>
> >> I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
> >> I reveal my country of origin.
>
> >> "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
> >> boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
> >> for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
> >> stop it ever happening."
>
> >> This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
> >> at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
> >> Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
> >> hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
> >> caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.
>
> >> Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
> >> TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.
>
> >> "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
> >> bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."
>
> >> I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
> >> disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
>
> >> They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.
>
> > Copyright infringement, FukkNutZoid!
>
> Bull****, gilder.
>
> The Internet is much more like the Force, which
> as Obi-Wan taught us all, 'surrounds us and penetrates
> us. It binds the galaxy together.' Evil Sith-Imperial
> complaints should not result in an individual being
> severed from the Force. That's clearly preposterous.
>
> *NOW GO **** YOUR MOTHER!*
> --
> Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
> scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
> And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
> My websitehttp://www.hosanna1.com/www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

Liar, I can imagine time travel but only forwards in time as time
travel to the past is paradoxical

We have to believe in our own free will.







We have no choice in the matter.

[the fnord that ate me]
If you can't see the fnords they cannot eat you.
23

On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 12:09:28 -0700 (PDT), Spencer Spindrift wrote:

> On 1 Apr, 19:55, Mark > wrote:
>> On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:54:02 -0400, Bob Van Gilder wrote:
>>> On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:51:44 -0400, Mark wrote:
>>
>>>> I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
>>>> I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
>>>> world.
>>
>>>> I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
>>>> November last year.
>>
>>>> I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
>>>> rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
>>>> 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.
>>
>>>> I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
>>>> I reveal my country of origin.
>>
>>>> "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
>>>> boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
>>>> for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
>>>> stop it ever happening."
>>
>>>> This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
>>>> at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
>>>> Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
>>>> hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
>>>> caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.
>>
>>>> Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
>>>> TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.
>>
>>>> "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
>>>> bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."
>>
>>>> I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
>>>> disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
>>
>>>> They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.
>>
>>> Copyright infringement, FukkNutZoid!
>>
>> Bull****, gilder.
>>
>> The Internet is much more like the Force, which
>> as Obi-Wan taught us all, 'surrounds us and penetrates
>> us. It binds the galaxy together.' Evil Sith-Imperial
>> complaints should not result in an individual being
>> severed from the Force. That's clearly preposterous.
>>
>> *NOW GO **** YOUR MOTHER!*
>> --
>> Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
>> scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
>> And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
>> My websitehttp://www.hosanna1.com/www.myspace.com/gayincarolina
>
> Liar, I can imagine time travel but only forwards in time as time
> travel to the past is paradoxical
>
> We have to believe in our own free will.
>
> We have no choice in the matter.
>
> [the fnord that ate me]
> If you can't see the fnords they cannot eat you.
> 23

Go away Jewball and quit chasing me all over Usenet.

Let me tell you something you little *******, and I'm only
gonna tell you once. You've been libeling my posts for
months and libeling me and there are people who can find
out who you are in real life.

When I get my hands on you I will make you eat every
Goddamn word you've posted. You got that? You will be
located and I will put you in the mother****ing hospital.
I will ruin you for life and it's gonna hurt real ****ing bad.

You've ****ed yourself son.
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote:
> I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
> I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
> world.
>
> I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
> November last year.
>
> I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
> rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
> 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.
>
> I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
> I reveal my country of origin.
>
> "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
> boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
> for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
> stop it ever happening."
>
> This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
> at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
> Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
> hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
> caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.
>
> Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
> TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.
>
> "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
> bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."
>
> I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
> disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
>
> They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.

Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox.
He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit.

Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone
claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on
Tuesday.

On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 20:39:15 +0100, IMBJR wrote:

> On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:51:44 -0400, Mark >
> wrote:
>
>>I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
>>I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
>>world.
>>
>>I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
>>November last year.
>>
>>I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
>>rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
>>'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.
>>
>>I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
>>I reveal my country of origin.
>>
>>"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
>>boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
>>for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
>>stop it ever happening."
>>
>>This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
>>at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
>>Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
>>hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
>>caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.
>>
>>Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
>>TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.
>>
>>"Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
>>bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."
>>
>>I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
>>disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
>>
>>They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.
>
> *yawn*
>
> =====================
> Mmmm, George Clooney.

I'm trying to have a decent discussion here and you come with all the
*GODDAMNED* negativity, it makes me so fukking mad, why don't you grab
your balls and rip them off your body, you SCUMBAG!!!

*****
Mark The Angry

--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:03:29 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

> On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote:
>> I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
>> I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
>> world.
>>
>> I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
>> November last year.
>>
>> I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
>> rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
>> 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.
>>
>> I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
>> I reveal my country of origin.
>>
>> "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
>> boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
>> for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
>> stop it ever happening."
>>
>> This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
>> at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
>> Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
>> hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
>> caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.
>>
>> Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
>> TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.
>>
>> "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
>> bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."
>>
>> I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
>> disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
>>
>> They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.
>
> Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox.
> He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit.
>
> Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone
> claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on
> Tuesday.

*YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?*

GO **** A LIZARD, CUMBREATH*
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On 01/04/2010 21:16, Mark wrote:
> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:03:29 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>
>> On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote:
>>> I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
>>> I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
>>> world.
>>>
>>> I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
>>> November last year.
>>>
>>> I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
>>> rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
>>> 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.
>>>
>>> I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
>>> I reveal my country of origin.
>>>
>>> "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
>>> boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
>>> for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
>>> stop it ever happening."
>>>
>>> This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
>>> at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
>>> Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
>>> hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
>>> caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.
>>>
>>> Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
>>> TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.
>>>
>>> "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
>>> bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."
>>>
>>> I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
>>> disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
>>>
>>> They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.
>>
>> Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox.
>> He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit.
>>
>> Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone
>> claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on
>> Tuesday.
>
> *YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?*
>
> GO **** A LIZARD, CUMBREATH*

If you were able to time travel, and were genuinely ****ed off with me,
you could appear here now and slap me in the chops. That you haven't
appeared yet is proof enough.

On 04/01/2010 02:54 PM, Bob Van Gilder wrote:
> Copyright infringement, FukkNutZoid!

And you'd think he could at least have remembered it was supposed to be
Tim Tams for all and branes made of clockworks.

¬R

On Apr 1, 2:51*pm, Mark > wrote:
> I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
> I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
> world.
>

I also have a time machine. I have had multiple adventures in 2014 and
forward.

Let's just say, buy stock in Charmin now.

Squeezing it is fine.

On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:30:14 -0400, Glenn Knickerbocker wrote:

> On 04/01/2010 02:54 PM, Bob Van Gilder wrote:
>> Copyright infringement, FukkNutZoid!
>
> And you'd think he could at least have remembered it was supposed to be
> Tim Tams for all and branes made of clockworks.
>
> ¬R

Man, a couple of years ago I attempted to
write down the names of all the pussy I've got and
as the number approached 100 I realized it
would be impossible to remember them all.

I daresay, that I could probably let you just
pick a ladies name out of thin air, and within
36 hours I could produce a women matching
said name, and have her e mail you about
our recent exploits.

Please don't pick anything starting with J
or D though... I'm burned out on all those...
Jennies, Jeanies, Janines, Jennifers, and
Julies. Also Dara's, Denise, Debbie, and
especially...Diane's. I've had them all.

And manage a tois? Forget bout it! Why
so many girls wanted to bring their girl
friend along is a mystery to me, but it's
been done over and over...in the swimming
pool, in my game room, in my art studio,
and all over college campuses in the
southeastern United States. Sometimes
Mommy watched.

You should be so lucky pal.
--
Mark A Momma's Boy

On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:27:36 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

> On 01/04/2010 21:16, Mark wrote:
>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:03:29 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>
>>> On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote:
>>>> I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
>>>> I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
>>>> world.
>>>>
>>>> I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
>>>> November last year.
>>>>
>>>> I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
>>>> rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
>>>> 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.
>>>>
>>>> I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
>>>> I reveal my country of origin.
>>>>
>>>> "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
>>>> boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
>>>> for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
>>>> stop it ever happening."
>>>>
>>>> This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
>>>> at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
>>>> Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
>>>> hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
>>>> caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.
>>>>
>>>> Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
>>>> TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.
>>>>
>>>> "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
>>>> bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."
>>>>
>>>> I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
>>>> disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
>>>>
>>>> They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.
>>>
>>> Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox.
>>> He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit.
>>>
>>> Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone
>>> claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on
>>> Tuesday.
>>
>> *YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?*
>>
>> GO **** A LIZARD, CUMBREATH*
>
> If you were able to time travel, and were genuinely ****ed off with me,
> you could appear here now and slap me in the chops. That you haven't
> appeared yet is proof enough.

Forget this childish internet stuff. I dare you to
reveal your identity. If you don't you're a coward.

Any time, any place. Bring your friends. I don't mind.

Waiting...

*I DARE YOU. GO **** A DUCK*

---
Mark, ancestor of the Vikings
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 00:15:58 +0100, IMBJR wrote:

> On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 19:12:11 -0400, Mark >
> wrote:
>
>>Forget this childish internet stuff. I dare you to
>>reveal your identity. If you don't you're a coward.
>>
>>Any time, any place. Bring your friends. I don't mind.
>>
>>Waiting...
>>
>>*I DARE YOU. GO **** A DUCK*
>
> *yawn*
>
> =====================
> I support open sores.

Then come
*suck the end of my dick*
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On 02/04/2010 00:12, Mark wrote:
> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:27:36 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>
>> On 01/04/2010 21:16, Mark wrote:
>>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:03:29 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote:
>>>>> I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
>>>>> I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
>>>>> world.
>>>>>
>>>>> I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
>>>>> November last year.
>>>>>
>>>>> I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
>>>>> rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
>>>>> 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.
>>>>>
>>>>> I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
>>>>> I reveal my country of origin.
>>>>>
>>>>> "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
>>>>> boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
>>>>> for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
>>>>> stop it ever happening."
>>>>>
>>>>> This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
>>>>> at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
>>>>> Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
>>>>> hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
>>>>> caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.
>>>>>
>>>>> Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
>>>>> TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.
>>>>>
>>>>> "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
>>>>> bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."
>>>>>
>>>>> I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
>>>>> disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
>>>>>
>>>>> They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.
>>>>
>>>> Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox.
>>>> He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit.
>>>>
>>>> Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone
>>>> claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on
>>>> Tuesday.
>>>
>>> *YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?*
>>>
>>> GO **** A LIZARD, CUMBREATH*
>>
>> If you were able to time travel, and were genuinely ****ed off with me,
>> you could appear here now and slap me in the chops. That you haven't
>> appeared yet is proof enough.
>
> Forget this childish internet stuff. I dare you to
> reveal your identity. If you don't you're a coward.
>
> Any time, any place. Bring your friends. I don't mind.
>
> Waiting...
>
> *I DARE YOU. GO **** A DUCK*
>
> ---
> Mark, ancestor of the Vikings

My name is Louise, I live in East Lancashire, I am unemployed, I used to
be a journalist.

There you go, that's enough to be going on with. Good day. What do I win?

On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:22:25 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

> On 02/04/2010 00:12, Mark wrote:
>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:27:36 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>
>>> On 01/04/2010 21:16, Mark wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:03:29 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote:
>>>>>> I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
>>>>>> I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
>>>>>> world.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
>>>>>> November last year.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
>>>>>> rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
>>>>>> 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
>>>>>> I reveal my country of origin.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
>>>>>> boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
>>>>>> for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
>>>>>> stop it ever happening."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
>>>>>> at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
>>>>>> Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
>>>>>> hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
>>>>>> caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
>>>>>> TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
>>>>>> bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
>>>>>> disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.
>>>>>
>>>>> Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox.
>>>>> He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit.
>>>>>
>>>>> Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone
>>>>> claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on
>>>>> Tuesday.
>>>>
>>>> *YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?*
>>>>
>>>> GO **** A LIZARD, CUMBREATH*
>>>
>>> If you were able to time travel, and were genuinely ****ed off with me,
>>> you could appear here now and slap me in the chops. That you haven't
>>> appeared yet is proof enough.
>>
>> Forget this childish internet stuff. I dare you to
>> reveal your identity. If you don't you're a coward.
>>
>> Any time, any place. Bring your friends. I don't mind.
>>
>> Waiting...
>>
>> *I DARE YOU. GO **** A DUCK*
>>
>> ---
>> Mark, ancestor of the Vikings
>
> My name is Louise, I live in East Lancashire, I am unemployed, I used to
> be a journalist.
>
> There you go, that's enough to be going on with. Good day. What do I win?

*I'LL KICK YOUR ASS UNTIL IT BLEEDS PURPLE HOW'S THAT?*
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On 02/04/2010 16:51, Mark wrote:
> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:22:25 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>
>> On 02/04/2010 00:12, Mark wrote:
>>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:27:36 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 01/04/2010 21:16, Mark wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:03:29 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote:
>>>>>>> I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
>>>>>>> I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
>>>>>>> world.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
>>>>>>> November last year.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
>>>>>>> rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
>>>>>>> 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
>>>>>>> I reveal my country of origin.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
>>>>>>> boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
>>>>>>> for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
>>>>>>> stop it ever happening."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
>>>>>>> at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
>>>>>>> Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
>>>>>>> hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
>>>>>>> caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
>>>>>>> TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
>>>>>>> bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
>>>>>>> disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox.
>>>>>> He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone
>>>>>> claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on
>>>>>> Tuesday.
>>>>>
>>>>> *YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?*
>>>>>
>>>>> GO **** A LIZARD, CUMBREATH*
>>>>
>>>> If you were able to time travel, and were genuinely ****ed off with me,
>>>> you could appear here now and slap me in the chops. That you haven't
>>>> appeared yet is proof enough.
>>>
>>> Forget this childish internet stuff. I dare you to
>>> reveal your identity. If you don't you're a coward.
>>>
>>> Any time, any place. Bring your friends. I don't mind.
>>>
>>> Waiting...
>>>
>>> *I DARE YOU. GO **** A DUCK*
>>>
>>> ---
>>> Mark, ancestor of the Vikings
>>
>> My name is Louise, I live in East Lancashire, I am unemployed, I used to
>> be a journalist.
>>
>> There you go, that's enough to be going on with. Good day. What do I win?
>
> *I'LL KICK YOUR ASS UNTIL IT BLEEDS PURPLE HOW'S THAT?*

Aww, kicking a girl. How big of you, "Mark".
You kick me, and I'll stab you in the face. Seems fair.

On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 18:54:25 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

> On 02/04/2010 16:51, Mark wrote:
>> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:22:25 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>
>>> On 02/04/2010 00:12, Mark wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:27:36 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 01/04/2010 21:16, Mark wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:03:29 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote:
>>>>>>>> I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
>>>>>>>> I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
>>>>>>>> world.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
>>>>>>>> November last year.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
>>>>>>>> rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
>>>>>>>> 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
>>>>>>>> I reveal my country of origin.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
>>>>>>>> boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
>>>>>>>> for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
>>>>>>>> stop it ever happening."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
>>>>>>>> at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
>>>>>>>> Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
>>>>>>>> hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
>>>>>>>> caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
>>>>>>>> TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
>>>>>>>> bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
>>>>>>>> disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox.
>>>>>>> He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone
>>>>>>> claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on
>>>>>>> Tuesday.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> GO **** A LIZARD, CUMBREATH*
>>>>>
>>>>> If you were able to time travel, and were genuinely ****ed off with me,
>>>>> you could appear here now and slap me in the chops. That you haven't
>>>>> appeared yet is proof enough.
>>>>
>>>> Forget this childish internet stuff. I dare you to
>>>> reveal your identity. If you don't you're a coward.
>>>>
>>>> Any time, any place. Bring your friends. I don't mind.
>>>>
>>>> Waiting...
>>>>
>>>> *I DARE YOU. GO **** A DUCK*
>>>>
>>>> ---
>>>> Mark, ancestor of the Vikings
>>>
>>> My name is Louise, I live in East Lancashire, I am unemployed, I used to
>>> be a journalist.
>>>
>>> There you go, that's enough to be going on with. Good day. What do I win?
>>
>> *I'LL KICK YOUR ASS UNTIL IT BLEEDS PURPLE HOW'S THAT?*
>
> Aww, kicking a girl. How big of you, "Mark".
> You kick me, and I'll stab you in the face. Seems fair.

I don't care if you are a girl.

But since you are, Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin
crowns look? Yeah, just like Hollywood. I'm convinced my new white
smile is playing a part in keeping my new 15 year old girlfriend
mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this enthusiastic confident energy
I'm exuding. What young beauty wouldn't **** a tall, muscular, rich
pilot-musician.

Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.

Speaking of ****ing- Hey go **** yourself. LOL! No one else will.
Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha, ha. Damn, I'm so much better than you.

Mark, rich handsome genius

*NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*

On 02/04/2010 20:01, Mark wrote:

> I don't care if you are a girl.

Bah, not another bisexual.

> But since you are, Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin
> crowns look? Yeah, just like Hollywood. I'm convinced my new white
> smile is playing a part in keeping my new 15 year old girlfriend
> mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this enthusiastic confident energy
> I'm exuding. What young beauty wouldn't **** a tall, muscular, rich
> pilot-musician.

Why do you repeat the same stuff over and over? It's boring. Also,
contradictory.

> Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.

That's what your hand is for.

> Speaking of ****ing- Hey go **** yourself. LOL! No one else will.
> Ha ha ha ha ha.

Mr Schematic begs to differ.

> Ha, ha. Damn, I'm so much better than you.

You have a strange superiority complex for someone called 'Mark' who
copy-pastes posts onto Usenet. I suggest you're a 30st, confined-to-bed
sort.

> Mark, rich handsome genius

Genius? Cite.

> *NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*

Pedo****?
Mr Schematic is 9 years old than me. I wonder if you have looked up the
definition of paedophilia? ****ing a 15-year-old would be that, and
statutory rape in the USA if I am not mistaken.

On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 20:19:24 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

> On 02/04/2010 20:01, Mark wrote:
>
>> I don't care if you are a girl.
>
> Bah, not another bisexual.
>
>> But since you are, Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin
>> crowns look? Yeah, just like Hollywood. I'm convinced my new white
>> smile is playing a part in keeping my new 15 year old girlfriend
>> mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this enthusiastic confident energy
>> I'm exuding. What young beauty wouldn't **** a tall, muscular, rich
>> pilot-musician.
>
> Why do you repeat the same stuff over and over? It's boring. Also,
> contradictory.
>
>> Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.
>
> That's what your hand is for.
>
>> Speaking of ****ing- Hey go **** yourself. LOL! No one else will.
>> Ha ha ha ha ha.
>
> Mr Schematic begs to differ.
>
>> Ha, ha. Damn, I'm so much better than you.
>
> You have a strange superiority complex for someone called 'Mark' who
> copy-pastes posts onto Usenet. I suggest you're a 30st, confined-to-bed
> sort.
>
>> Mark, rich handsome genius
>
> Genius? Cite.
>
>> *NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*
>
> Pedo****?
> Mr Schematic is 9 years old than me. I wonder if you have looked up the
> definition of paedophilia? ****ing a 15-year-old would be that, and
> statutory rape in the USA if I am not mistaken.

*GO STRAIGHT TO HELL*

Raghead pedofukk.
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On 02/04/2010 20:31, Mark wrote:
> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 20:19:24 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>
>> On 02/04/2010 20:01, Mark wrote:
>>
>>> I don't care if you are a girl.
>>
>> Bah, not another bisexual.
>>
>>> But since you are, Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin
>>> crowns look? Yeah, just like Hollywood. I'm convinced my new white
>>> smile is playing a part in keeping my new 15 year old girlfriend
>>> mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this enthusiastic confident energy
>>> I'm exuding. What young beauty wouldn't **** a tall, muscular, rich
>>> pilot-musician.
>>
>> Why do you repeat the same stuff over and over? It's boring. Also,
>> contradictory.
>>
>>> Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.
>>
>> That's what your hand is for.
>>
>>> Speaking of ****ing- Hey go **** yourself. LOL! No one else will.
>>> Ha ha ha ha ha.
>>
>> Mr Schematic begs to differ.
>>
>>> Ha, ha. Damn, I'm so much better than you.
>>
>> You have a strange superiority complex for someone called 'Mark' who
>> copy-pastes posts onto Usenet. I suggest you're a 30st, confined-to-bed
>> sort.
>>
>>> Mark, rich handsome genius
>>
>> Genius? Cite.
>>
>>> *NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*
>>
>> Pedo****?
>> Mr Schematic is 9 years old than me. I wonder if you have looked up the
>> definition of paedophilia? ****ing a 15-year-old would be that, and
>> statutory rape in the USA if I am not mistaken.
>
> *GO STRAIGHT TO HELL*
>
> Raghead pedofukk.

I'm a muslim too?
Man alive. You are a troll of many inconsistencies. Too boring to fight
someone who uses all the trollisms. Good luck with your teeth. *plonk*

On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 20:44:03 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

> On 02/04/2010 20:31, Mark wrote:
>> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 20:19:24 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>
>>> On 02/04/2010 20:01, Mark wrote:
>>>
>>>> I don't care if you are a girl.
>>>
>>> Bah, not another bisexual.
>>>
>>>> But since you are, Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin
>>>> crowns look? Yeah, just like Hollywood. I'm convinced my new white
>>>> smile is playing a part in keeping my new 15 year old girlfriend
>>>> mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this enthusiastic confident energy
>>>> I'm exuding. What young beauty wouldn't **** a tall, muscular, rich
>>>> pilot-musician.
>>>
>>> Why do you repeat the same stuff over and over? It's boring. Also,
>>> contradictory.
>>>
>>>> Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.
>>>
>>> That's what your hand is for.
>>>
>>>> Speaking of ****ing- Hey go **** yourself. LOL! No one else will.
>>>> Ha ha ha ha ha.
>>>
>>> Mr Schematic begs to differ.
>>>
>>>> Ha, ha. Damn, I'm so much better than you.
>>>
>>> You have a strange superiority complex for someone called 'Mark' who
>>> copy-pastes posts onto Usenet. I suggest you're a 30st, confined-to-bed
>>> sort.
>>>
>>>> Mark, rich handsome genius
>>>
>>> Genius? Cite.
>>>
>>>> *NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*
>>>
>>> Pedo****?
>>> Mr Schematic is 9 years old than me. I wonder if you have looked up the
>>> definition of paedophilia? ****ing a 15-year-old would be that, and
>>> statutory rape in the USA if I am not mistaken.
>>
>> *GO STRAIGHT TO HELL*
>>
>> Raghead pedofukk.
>
> I'm a muslim too?
> Man alive. You are a troll of many inconsistencies. Too boring to fight
> someone who uses all the trollisms. Good luck with your teeth. *plonk*

Typical raghead Mohammed loving coward.

Ran away.
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On Apr 2, 4:03*pm, Mark > wrote:
> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 20:44:03 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
> > On 02/04/2010 20:31, Mark wrote:
> >> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 20:19:24 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>
> >>> On 02/04/2010 20:01, Mark wrote:
>
> >>>> I don't care if you are a girl.
>
> >>> Bah, not another bisexual.
>
> >>>> But since you are, Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin
> >>>> crowns look? *Yeah, just like Hollywood. *I'm convinced my new white
> >>>> smile is playing a part in keeping my new 15 year old girlfriend
> >>>> mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this enthusiastic confident energy
> >>>> I'm exuding. *What young beauty wouldn't **** a tall, muscular, rich
> >>>> pilot-musician.
>
> >>> Why do you repeat the same stuff over and over? *It's boring. *Also,
> >>> contradictory.
>
> >>>> Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.
>
> >>> That's what your hand is for.
>
> >>>> Speaking of ****ing- Hey *go **** yourself. *LOL! *No one else will.
> >>>> Ha ha ha ha ha.
>
> >>> Mr Schematic begs to differ.
>
> >>>> Ha, ha. *Damn, I'm so much better than you.
>
> >>> You have a strange superiority complex for someone called 'Mark' who
> >>> copy-pastes posts onto Usenet. *I suggest you're a 30st, confined-to-bed
> >>> sort.
>
> >>>> Mark, rich handsome genius
>
> >>> Genius? Cite.
>
> >>>> *NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*
>
> >>> Pedo****?
> >>> Mr Schematic is 9 years old than me. *I wonder if you have looked up the
> >>> definition of paedophilia? ****ing a 15-year-old would be that, and
> >>> statutory rape in the USA if I am not mistaken.
>
> >> *GO STRAIGHT TO HELL*
>
> >> Raghead pedofukk.
>
> > I'm a muslim too?
> > Man alive. You are a troll of many inconsistencies. *Too boring to fight
> > someone who uses all the trollisms. Good luck with your teeth. *plonk*
>
> Typical raghead Mohammed loving coward.
>
> Ran away.

No, she just has a strong gag reflex. So you say you're a pedophile.
That's odd that you'd admit to it.

On Fri, Apr 02, 2010 at 08:19:24PM +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
> On 02/04/2010 20:01, Mark wrote:
>
> >I don't care if you are a girl.
>
> Bah, not another bisexual.
>
> >But since you are, Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin
> >crowns look? Yeah, just like Hollywood. I'm convinced my new white
> >smile is playing a part in keeping my new 15 year old girlfriend
> >mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this enthusiastic confident energy
> >I'm exuding. What young beauty wouldn't **** a tall, muscular, rich
> >pilot-musician.
>
> Why do you repeat the same stuff over and over? It's boring. Also,
> contradictory.

It's just a choice he's made to regurgitate prescriptivist/revisionist
trash until someone whacks him over the head with a clue-by-four.

> >Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.
>
> That's what your hand is for.
>
> >Speaking of ****ing- Hey go **** yourself. LOL! No one else will.
> >Ha ha ha ha ha.
>
> Mr Schematic begs to differ.
>
> >Ha, ha. Damn, I'm so much better than you.
>
> You have a strange superiority complex for someone called 'Mark' who
> copy-pastes posts onto Usenet. I suggest you're a 30st, confined-to-bed
> sort.

I'd say he's a dashing drug-warrior exceeding his natural station in
life with a non-sanctioned excursion into reality, for which he is
ill-equipped. It is likely that what he dimly apprehends from reality
is the sort of thing that disturbs his simplistic anthropocentric view
of the world.

> >Mark, rich handsome genius
>
> Genius? Cite.
>
> >*NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*
>
> Pedo****?
> Mr Schematic is 9 years old than me. I wonder if you have looked up the
> definition of paedophilia? ****ing a 15-year-old would be that, and
> statutory rape in the USA if I am not mistaken.

He's just trying to shake something loose, or at least pretending to
pretend that his junk English is relevant against the desperate shadow
backdrop of personality he cannot control.


Regards,

Steve

--
Proud supporter of the "Let's Make English A Right-To-Left Language
Campaign". Just for fun, and because it's better than legalizing pot.

On Fri, 2 Apr 2010 15:05:07 -0700 (PDT), Dr. LoBotomy wrote:

> On Apr 2, 4:03*pm, Mark > wrote:
>> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 20:44:03 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>> On 02/04/2010 20:31, Mark wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 20:19:24 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>
>>>>> On 02/04/2010 20:01, Mark wrote:
>>
>>>>>> I don't care if you are a girl.
>>
>>>>> Bah, not another bisexual.
>>
>>>>>> But since you are, Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin
>>>>>> crowns look? *Yeah, just like Hollywood. *I'm convinced my new white
>>>>>> smile is playing a part in keeping my new 15 year old girlfriend
>>>>>> mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this enthusiastic confident energy
>>>>>> I'm exuding. *What young beauty wouldn't **** a tall, muscular, rich
>>>>>> pilot-musician.
>>
>>>>> Why do you repeat the same stuff over and over? *It's boring. *Also,
>>>>> contradictory.
>>
>>>>>> Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.
>>
>>>>> That's what your hand is for.
>>
>>>>>> Speaking of ****ing- Hey *go **** yourself. *LOL! *No one else will.
>>>>>> Ha ha ha ha ha.
>>
>>>>> Mr Schematic begs to differ.
>>
>>>>>> Ha, ha. *Damn, I'm so much better than you.
>>
>>>>> You have a strange superiority complex for someone called 'Mark' who
>>>>> copy-pastes posts onto Usenet. *I suggest you're a 30st, confined-to-bed
>>>>> sort.
>>
>>>>>> Mark, rich handsome genius
>>
>>>>> Genius? Cite.
>>
>>>>>> *NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*
>>
>>>>> Pedo****?
>>>>> Mr Schematic is 9 years old than me. *I wonder if you have looked up the
>>>>> definition of paedophilia? ****ing a 15-year-old would be that, and
>>>>> statutory rape in the USA if I am not mistaken.
>>
>>>> *GO STRAIGHT TO HELL*
>>
>>>> Raghead pedofukk.
>>
>>> I'm a muslim too?
>>> Man alive. You are a troll of many inconsistencies. *Too boring to fight
>>> someone who uses all the trollisms. Good luck with your teeth. *plonk*
>>
>> Typical raghead Mohammed loving coward.
>>
>> Ran away.
>
> No, she just has a strong gag reflex. So you say you're a pedophile.
> That's odd that you'd admit to it.

Fradulence doesn't work for me. Conscience, my favorite science
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On Sat, 03 Apr 2010 09:17:27 -0400, Steve Thompson wrote:

> On Fri, Apr 02, 2010 at 08:19:24PM +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>> On 02/04/2010 20:01, Mark wrote:
>>
>>>I don't care if you are a girl.
>>
>> Bah, not another bisexual.
>>
>>>But since you are, Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin
>>>crowns look? Yeah, just like Hollywood. I'm convinced my new white
>>>smile is playing a part in keeping my new 15 year old girlfriend
>>>mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this enthusiastic confident energy
>>>I'm exuding. What young beauty wouldn't **** a tall, muscular, rich
>>>pilot-musician.
>>
>> Why do you repeat the same stuff over and over? It's boring. Also,
>> contradictory.
>
> It's just a choice he's made to regurgitate prescriptivist/revisionist
> trash until someone whacks him over the head with a clue-by-four.
>
>>>Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.
>>
>> That's what your hand is for.
>>
>>>Speaking of ****ing- Hey go **** yourself. LOL! No one else will.
>>>Ha ha ha ha ha.
>>
>> Mr Schematic begs to differ.
>>
>>>Ha, ha. Damn, I'm so much better than you.
>>
>> You have a strange superiority complex for someone called 'Mark' who
>> copy-pastes posts onto Usenet. I suggest you're a 30st, confined-to-bed
>> sort.
>
> I'd say he's a dashing drug-warrior exceeding his natural station in
> life with a non-sanctioned excursion into reality, for which he is
> ill-equipped. It is likely that what he dimly apprehends from reality
> is the sort of thing that disturbs his simplistic anthropocentric view
> of the world.
>
>>>Mark, rich handsome genius
>>
>> Genius? Cite.
>>
>>>*NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*
>>
>> Pedo****?
>> Mr Schematic is 9 years old than me. I wonder if you have looked up the
>> definition of paedophilia? ****ing a 15-year-old would be that, and
>> statutory rape in the USA if I am not mistaken.
>
> He's just trying to shake something loose, or at least pretending to
> pretend that his junk English is relevant against the desperate shadow
> backdrop of personality he cannot control.
>
> Regards,
>
> Steve

Doesn't work like that and I know from my work at MIT on the Jupiter
speech synthesis engines.

Excuse me, lunch waits.

Grilled rattler with beans, and a big cold glass
of cougar milk. Cactus thorn for a tooth pick
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On Apr 3, 2:05*pm, Mark > wrote:
> On Fri, 2 Apr 2010 15:05:07 -0700 (PDT), Dr. LoBotomy wrote:
> > On Apr 2, 4:03*pm, Mark > wrote:
> >> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 20:44:03 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
> >>> On 02/04/2010 20:31, Mark wrote:
> >>>> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 20:19:24 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>
> >>>>> On 02/04/2010 20:01, Mark wrote:
>
> >>>>>> I don't care if you are a girl.
>
> >>>>> Bah, not another bisexual.
>
> >>>>>> But since you are, Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin
> >>>>>> crowns look? *Yeah, just like Hollywood. *I'm convinced my new white
> >>>>>> smile is playing a part in keeping my new 15 year old girlfriend
> >>>>>> mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this enthusiastic confident energy
> >>>>>> I'm exuding. *What young beauty wouldn't **** a tall, muscular, rich
> >>>>>> pilot-musician.
>
> >>>>> Why do you repeat the same stuff over and over? *It's boring. *Also,
> >>>>> contradictory.
>
> >>>>>> Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.
>
> >>>>> That's what your hand is for.
>
> >>>>>> Speaking of ****ing- Hey *go **** yourself. *LOL! *No one else will.
> >>>>>> Ha ha ha ha ha.
>
> >>>>> Mr Schematic begs to differ.
>
> >>>>>> Ha, ha. *Damn, I'm so much better than you.
>
> >>>>> You have a strange superiority complex for someone called 'Mark' who
> >>>>> copy-pastes posts onto Usenet. *I suggest you're a 30st, confined-to-bed
> >>>>> sort.
>
> >>>>>> Mark, rich handsome genius
>
> >>>>> Genius? Cite.
>
> >>>>>> *NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*
>
> >>>>> Pedo****?
> >>>>> Mr Schematic is 9 years old than me. *I wonder if you have looked up the
> >>>>> definition of paedophilia? ****ing a 15-year-old would be that, and
> >>>>> statutory rape in the USA if I am not mistaken.
>
> >>>> *GO STRAIGHT TO HELL*
>
> >>>> Raghead pedofukk.
>
> >>> I'm a muslim too?
> >>> Man alive. You are a troll of many inconsistencies. *Too boring to fight
> >>> someone who uses all the trollisms. Good luck with your teeth. *plonk*
>
> >> Typical raghead Mohammed loving coward.
>
> >> Ran away.
>
> > No, she just has a strong gag reflex. So you say you're a pedophile.
> > That's odd that you'd admit to it.
>
> Fradulence doesn't work for me. Conscience, my favorite science
> --

Well that's a non-sequitur. But you admitted in a previous post that
you had sex with a 15 year old girl. If you're over 17 that makes you
a rapist and a pederast in most states. It's just strange that you
would admit to that in an open forum like this.

On Apr 2, 3:01*pm, Mark > wrote:
> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 18:54:25 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
> > On 02/04/2010 16:51, Mark wrote:
> >> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:22:25 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>
> >>> On 02/04/2010 00:12, Mark wrote:
> >>>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:27:36 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>
> >>>>> On 01/04/2010 21:16, Mark wrote:
> >>>>>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:03:29 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>
> >>>>>>> On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote:
> >>>>>>>> I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
> >>>>>>>> I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
> >>>>>>>> world.
>
> >>>>>>>> I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
> >>>>>>>> November last year.
>
> >>>>>>>> I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
> >>>>>>>> rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
> >>>>>>>> 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.
>
> >>>>>>>> I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
> >>>>>>>> I reveal my country of origin.
>
> >>>>>>>> "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
> >>>>>>>> boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
> >>>>>>>> for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
> >>>>>>>> stop it ever happening."
>
> >>>>>>>> This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
> >>>>>>>> at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
> >>>>>>>> Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
> >>>>>>>> hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
> >>>>>>>> caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.
>
> >>>>>>>> Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
> >>>>>>>> TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.
>
> >>>>>>>> "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
> >>>>>>>> bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."
>
> >>>>>>>> I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
> >>>>>>>> disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
>
> >>>>>>>> They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.
>
> >>>>>>> Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox.
> >>>>>>> * * *He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit.
>
> >>>>>>> Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone
> >>>>>>> claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on
> >>>>>>> Tuesday.
>
> >>>>>> *YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?*
>
> >>>>>> GO **** A LIZARD, CUMBREATH*
>
> >>>>> If you were able to time travel, and were genuinely ****ed off with me,
> >>>>> you could appear here now and slap me in the chops. *That you haven't
> >>>>> appeared yet is proof enough.
>
> >>>> Forget this childish internet stuff. I dare you to
> >>>> reveal your identity. If you don't you're a coward.
>
> >>>> Any time, any place. *Bring your friends. I don't mind.
>
> >>>> Waiting...
>
> >>>> *I DARE YOU. GO **** A DUCK*
>
> >>>> ---
> >>>> Mark, ancestor of the Vikings
>
> >>> My name is Louise, I live in East Lancashire, I am unemployed, I used to
> >>> be a journalist.
>
> >>> There you go, that's enough to be going on with. Good day. *What do I win?
>
> >> *I'LL KICK YOUR ASS UNTIL IT BLEEDS PURPLE HOW'S THAT?*
>
> > Aww, kicking a girl. How big of you, "Mark".
> > You kick me, and I'll stab you in the face. Seems fair.
>
> I don't care if you are a girl.
>
> But since you are, Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin
> crowns look? *Yeah, just like Hollywood. *I'm convinced my new white
> smile is playing a part in keeping my new 15 year old girlfriend
> mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this enthusiastic confident energy
> I'm exuding. *What young beauty wouldn't **** a tall, muscular, rich
> pilot-musician.
>
> Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.
>
> Speaking of ****ing- Hey *go **** yourself. *LOL! *No one else will..
> Ha ha ha ha ha. *
>
> Ha, ha. *Damn, I'm so much better than you.
>
> Mark, rich handsome genius
>
> *NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*

> *NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*

sez the guy who brags he's "****ing" a 15 year old girl, thinks bi
polar disorder is the same as manic depression, PTSD and narcisism,
claims dogs don't like darkies while sporting a hard on for his deep
chocolate mother. Sick ****, C'mere let me stab you in the face while
Rev Diva rips your shrivelled balls off. It'll be a party.

On Apr 2, 3:01*pm, Mark > wrote:
> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 18:54:25 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
> > On 02/04/2010 16:51, Mark wrote:
> >> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:22:25 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>
> >>> On 02/04/2010 00:12, Mark wrote:
> >>>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:27:36 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>
> >>>>> On 01/04/2010 21:16, Mark wrote:
> >>>>>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:03:29 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>
> >>>>>>> On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote:
> >>>>>>>> I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
> >>>>>>>> I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
> >>>>>>>> world.
>
> >>>>>>>> I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
> >>>>>>>> November last year.
>
> >>>>>>>> I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
> >>>>>>>> rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
> >>>>>>>> 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.
>
> >>>>>>>> I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
> >>>>>>>> I reveal my country of origin.
>
> >>>>>>>> "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
> >>>>>>>> boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
> >>>>>>>> for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
> >>>>>>>> stop it ever happening."
>
> >>>>>>>> This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
> >>>>>>>> at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
> >>>>>>>> Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
> >>>>>>>> hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
> >>>>>>>> caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.
>
> >>>>>>>> Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
> >>>>>>>> TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.
>
> >>>>>>>> "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
> >>>>>>>> bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."
>
> >>>>>>>> I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
> >>>>>>>> disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
>
> >>>>>>>> They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.
>
> >>>>>>> Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox.
> >>>>>>> * * *He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit.
>
> >>>>>>> Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone
> >>>>>>> claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on
> >>>>>>> Tuesday.
>
> >>>>>> *YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?*
>
> >>>>>> GO **** A LIZARD, CUMBREATH*
>
> >>>>> If you were able to time travel, and were genuinely ****ed off with me,
> >>>>> you could appear here now and slap me in the chops. *That you haven't
> >>>>> appeared yet is proof enough.
>
> >>>> Forget this childish internet stuff. I dare you to
> >>>> reveal your identity. If you don't you're a coward.
>
> >>>> Any time, any place. *Bring your friends. I don't mind.
>
> >>>> Waiting...
>
> >>>> *I DARE YOU. GO **** A DUCK*
>
> >>>> ---
> >>>> Mark, ancestor of the Vikings
>
> >>> My name is Louise, I live in East Lancashire, I am unemployed, I used to
> >>> be a journalist.
>
> >>> There you go, that's enough to be going on with. Good day. *What do I win?
>
> >> *I'LL KICK YOUR ASS UNTIL IT BLEEDS PURPLE HOW'S THAT?*
>
> > Aww, kicking a girl. How big of you, "Mark".
> > You kick me, and I'll stab you in the face. Seems fair.
>
> I don't care if you are a girl.
>
> But since you are, Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin
> crowns look? *Yeah, just like Hollywood. *I'm convinced my new white
> smile is playing a part in keeping my new 15 year old girlfriend
> mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this enthusiastic confident energy
> I'm exuding. *What young beauty wouldn't **** a tall, muscular, rich
> pilot-musician.
>
> Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.
>
> Speaking of ****ing- Hey *go **** yourself. *LOL! *No one else will..
> Ha ha ha ha ha. *
>
> Ha, ha. *Damn, I'm so much better than you.
>
> Mark, rich handsome genius
>
> *NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*

here's some more terms for you to googal; Madonna-Whore complex,
Oedipus, Mother ****er. Enjoy!

On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 11:41:45 -0700 (PDT), Dr. LoBotomy wrote:

> On Apr 3, 2:05*pm, Mark > wrote:
>> On Fri, 2 Apr 2010 15:05:07 -0700 (PDT), Dr. LoBotomy wrote:
>>> On Apr 2, 4:03*pm, Mark > wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 20:44:03 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>>>> On 02/04/2010 20:31, Mark wrote:
>>>>>> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 20:19:24 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>
>>>>>>> On 02/04/2010 20:01, Mark wrote:
>>
>>>>>>>> I don't care if you are a girl.
>>
>>>>>>> Bah, not another bisexual.
>>
>>>>>>>> But since you are, Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin
>>>>>>>> crowns look? *Yeah, just like Hollywood. *I'm convinced my new white
>>>>>>>> smile is playing a part in keeping my new 15 year old girlfriend
>>>>>>>> mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this enthusiastic confident energy
>>>>>>>> I'm exuding. *What young beauty wouldn't **** a tall, muscular, rich
>>>>>>>> pilot-musician.
>>
>>>>>>> Why do you repeat the same stuff over and over? *It's boring. *Also,
>>>>>>> contradictory.
>>
>>>>>>>> Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.
>>
>>>>>>> That's what your hand is for.
>>
>>>>>>>> Speaking of ****ing- Hey *go **** yourself. *LOL! *No one else will.
>>>>>>>> Ha ha ha ha ha.
>>
>>>>>>> Mr Schematic begs to differ.
>>
>>>>>>>> Ha, ha. *Damn, I'm so much better than you.
>>
>>>>>>> You have a strange superiority complex for someone called 'Mark' who
>>>>>>> copy-pastes posts onto Usenet. *I suggest you're a 30st, confined-to-bed
>>>>>>> sort.
>>
>>>>>>>> Mark, rich handsome genius
>>
>>>>>>> Genius? Cite.
>>
>>>>>>>> *NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*
>>
>>>>>>> Pedo****?
>>>>>>> Mr Schematic is 9 years old than me. *I wonder if you have looked up the
>>>>>>> definition of paedophilia? ****ing a 15-year-old would be that, and
>>>>>>> statutory rape in the USA if I am not mistaken.
>>
>>>>>> *GO STRAIGHT TO HELL*
>>
>>>>>> Raghead pedofukk.
>>
>>>>> I'm a muslim too?
>>>>> Man alive. You are a troll of many inconsistencies. *Too boring to fight
>>>>> someone who uses all the trollisms. Good luck with your teeth. *plonk*
>>
>>>> Typical raghead Mohammed loving coward.
>>
>>>> Ran away.
>>
>>> No, she just has a strong gag reflex. So you say you're a pedophile.
>>> That's odd that you'd admit to it.
>>
>> Fradulence doesn't work for me. Conscience, my favorite science
>> --
>
> Well that's a non-sequitur. But you admitted in a previous post that
> you had sex with a 15 year old girl. If you're over 17 that makes you
> a rapist and a pederast in most states. It's just strange that you
> would admit to that in an open forum like this.

Ok chewtoy,
just one more, but I've got a life to get back to ok?

Hm, you say you think I'm an asshole. Well I think
that marvelous, simply Jim Dandy, because as stupid
as you are I wouldn't want it any other way.

Ok that's all you get for now. I've got a gourmet
meal to eat and fan mail to open.

--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 11:42:26 -0700 (PDT), thunderhoof wrote:

> On Apr 2, 3:01*pm, Mark > wrote:
>> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 18:54:25 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>> On 02/04/2010 16:51, Mark wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:22:25 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>
>>>>> On 02/04/2010 00:12, Mark wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:27:36 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>
>>>>>>> On 01/04/2010 21:16, Mark wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:03:29 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>
>>>>>>>>> On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
>>>>>>>>>> I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
>>>>>>>>>> world.
>>
>>>>>>>>>> I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
>>>>>>>>>> November last year.
>>
>>>>>>>>>> I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
>>>>>>>>>> rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
>>>>>>>>>> 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.
>>
>>>>>>>>>> I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
>>>>>>>>>> I reveal my country of origin.
>>
>>>>>>>>>> "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
>>>>>>>>>> boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
>>>>>>>>>> for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
>>>>>>>>>> stop it ever happening."
>>
>>>>>>>>>> This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
>>>>>>>>>> at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
>>>>>>>>>> Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
>>>>>>>>>> hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
>>>>>>>>>> caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.
>>
>>>>>>>>>> Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
>>>>>>>>>> TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.
>>
>>>>>>>>>> "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
>>>>>>>>>> bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."
>>
>>>>>>>>>> I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
>>>>>>>>>> disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
>>
>>>>>>>>>> They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.
>>
>>>>>>>>> Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox.
>>>>>>>>> * * *He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit.
>>
>>>>>>>>> Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone
>>>>>>>>> claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on
>>>>>>>>> Tuesday.
>>
>>>>>>>> *YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?*
>>
>>>>>>>> GO **** A LIZARD, CUMBREATH*
>>
>>>>>>> If you were able to time travel, and were genuinely ****ed off with me,
>>>>>>> you could appear here now and slap me in the chops. *That you haven't
>>>>>>> appeared yet is proof enough.
>>
>>>>>> Forget this childish internet stuff. I dare you to
>>>>>> reveal your identity. If you don't you're a coward.
>>
>>>>>> Any time, any place. *Bring your friends. I don't mind.
>>
>>>>>> Waiting...
>>
>>>>>> *I DARE YOU. GO **** A DUCK*
>>
>>>>>> ---
>>>>>> Mark, ancestor of the Vikings
>>
>>>>> My name is Louise, I live in East Lancashire, I am unemployed, I used to
>>>>> be a journalist.
>>
>>>>> There you go, that's enough to be going on with. Good day. *What do I win?
>>
>>>> *I'LL KICK YOUR ASS UNTIL IT BLEEDS PURPLE HOW'S THAT?*
>>
>>> Aww, kicking a girl. How big of you, "Mark".
>>> You kick me, and I'll stab you in the face. Seems fair.
>>
>> I don't care if you are a girl.
>>
>> But since you are, Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin
>> crowns look? *Yeah, just like Hollywood. *I'm convinced my new white
>> smile is playing a part in keeping my new 15 year old girlfriend
>> mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this enthusiastic confident energy
>> I'm exuding. *What young beauty wouldn't **** a tall, muscular, rich
>> pilot-musician.
>>
>> Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.
>>
>> Speaking of ****ing- Hey *go **** yourself. *LOL! *No one else will.
>> Ha ha ha ha ha. *
>>
>> Ha, ha. *Damn, I'm so much better than you.
>>
>> Mark, rich handsome genius
>>
>> *NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*
>
>> *NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*
>
> sez the guy who brags he's "****ing" a 15 year old girl, thinks bi
> polar disorder is the same as manic depression, PTSD and narcisism,
> claims dogs don't like darkies while sporting a hard on for his deep
> chocolate mother. Sick ****, C'mere let me stab you in the face while
> Rev Diva rips your shrivelled balls off. It'll be a party.

( **** my )
( hiney )
( assclown )
-------------
O
O ^__^
o (oo)_______
(__) )\/\
||----w |


--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 11:52:48 -0700 (PDT), thunderhoof wrote:

> On Apr 2, 3:01*pm, Mark > wrote:
>> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 18:54:25 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>> On 02/04/2010 16:51, Mark wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:22:25 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>
>>>>> On 02/04/2010 00:12, Mark wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:27:36 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>
>>>>>>> On 01/04/2010 21:16, Mark wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:03:29 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
>>
>>>>>>>>> On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
>>>>>>>>>> I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
>>>>>>>>>> world.
>>
>>>>>>>>>> I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
>>>>>>>>>> November last year.
>>
>>>>>>>>>> I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
>>>>>>>>>> rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
>>>>>>>>>> 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.
>>
>>>>>>>>>> I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
>>>>>>>>>> I reveal my country of origin.
>>
>>>>>>>>>> "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
>>>>>>>>>> boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
>>>>>>>>>> for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
>>>>>>>>>> stop it ever happening."
>>
>>>>>>>>>> This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
>>>>>>>>>> at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
>>>>>>>>>> Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
>>>>>>>>>> hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
>>>>>>>>>> caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.
>>
>>>>>>>>>> Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
>>>>>>>>>> TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.
>>
>>>>>>>>>> "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
>>>>>>>>>> bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."
>>
>>>>>>>>>> I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
>>>>>>>>>> disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
>>
>>>>>>>>>> They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.
>>
>>>>>>>>> Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox.
>>>>>>>>> * * *He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit.
>>
>>>>>>>>> Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone
>>>>>>>>> claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on
>>>>>>>>> Tuesday.
>>
>>>>>>>> *YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?*
>>
>>>>>>>> GO **** A LIZARD, CUMBREATH*
>>
>>>>>>> If you were able to time travel, and were genuinely ****ed off with me,
>>>>>>> you could appear here now and slap me in the chops. *That you haven't
>>>>>>> appeared yet is proof enough.
>>
>>>>>> Forget this childish internet stuff. I dare you to
>>>>>> reveal your identity. If you don't you're a coward.
>>
>>>>>> Any time, any place. *Bring your friends. I don't mind.
>>
>>>>>> Waiting...
>>
>>>>>> *I DARE YOU. GO **** A DUCK*
>>
>>>>>> ---
>>>>>> Mark, ancestor of the Vikings
>>
>>>>> My name is Louise, I live in East Lancashire, I am unemployed, I used to
>>>>> be a journalist.
>>
>>>>> There you go, that's enough to be going on with. Good day. *What do I win?
>>
>>>> *I'LL KICK YOUR ASS UNTIL IT BLEEDS PURPLE HOW'S THAT?*
>>
>>> Aww, kicking a girl. How big of you, "Mark".
>>> You kick me, and I'll stab you in the face. Seems fair.
>>
>> I don't care if you are a girl.
>>
>> But since you are, Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin
>> crowns look? *Yeah, just like Hollywood. *I'm convinced my new white
>> smile is playing a part in keeping my new 15 year old girlfriend
>> mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this enthusiastic confident energy
>> I'm exuding. *What young beauty wouldn't **** a tall, muscular, rich
>> pilot-musician.
>>
>> Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.
>>
>> Speaking of ****ing- Hey *go **** yourself. *LOL! *No one else will.
>> Ha ha ha ha ha. *
>>
>> Ha, ha. *Damn, I'm so much better than you.
>>
>> Mark, rich handsome genius
>>
>> *NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*
>
> here's some more terms for you to googal; Madonna-Whore complex,
> Oedipus, Mother ****er. Enjoy!

Psychologically, there are 4 people within us all.

There is the person whom we believe ourselves to be.
There is the person whom others perceive us to be.
And...
There is the person whom we wish others to perceive us
to be.
And ultimately, there is the person defined by the reality
of whom we really are.

I have found in dealing with people that it's very common
for people to present themselves as someone who is
actually the *opposite* of what they really are.

I don't mean internet wanna bees. I mean people who
are fooling themselves, and if they can convince others
of their mission statement, then that is all the validation
they need to believe it themselves.

--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On Sat, Apr 03, 2010 at 03:14:25PM -0400, Mark wrote:
>
> ( **** my )
> ( hiney )
> ( assclown )
> -------------
> O
> O ^__^
> o (oo)_______
> (__) )\/\
> ||----w |
>

Ooh, Markie. What great presentation software are you using to
generate those messages? Enquiring minds want to know.


Regards,

Steve

--
Proud supporter of the "Let's Make English A Right-To-Left Language
Campaign". Just for fun, and because it's better than legalizing pot.

On Apr 3, 3:13*pm, Mark > wrote:
> On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 11:41:45 -0700 (PDT), Dr. LoBotomy wrote:
>
> > Well that's a non-sequitur. But you admitted in a previous post that
> > you had sex with a 15 year old girl. If you're over 17 that makes you
> > a rapist and a pederast in most states. It's just strange that you
> > would admit to that in an open forum like this.
>
> Ok chewtoy,
> just one more, but I've got a life to get back to ok?
>
> Hm, you say you think I'm an asshole. Well I think
> that marvelous, simply Jim Dandy, because as stupid
> as you are I wouldn't want it any other way.
>
> Ok that's all you get for now. I've got a gourmet
> meal to eat and fan mail to open.
>

It's interesting how you keep on claiming to be so busy, and you've
got so much to do and you can't spend it on Usenet but when somebody
answers your post you post back within 5 minutes. All you are is
another desperately lonely loser, probably living in his mother's
basement hiding behind a incredibly transparent Usenet persona.

But I'll leave you to your Chef Boyardee "gourmet meal".

On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 13:00:00 -0700 (PDT), Dr. LoBotomy wrote:

> On Apr 3, 3:13*pm, Mark > wrote:
>> On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 11:41:45 -0700 (PDT), Dr. LoBotomy wrote:
>>
>>> Well that's a non-sequitur. But you admitted in a previous post that
>>> you had sex with a 15 year old girl. If you're over 17 that makes you
>>> a rapist and a pederast in most states. It's just strange that you
>>> would admit to that in an open forum like this.
>>
>> Ok chewtoy,
>> just one more, but I've got a life to get back to ok?
>>
>> Hm, you say you think I'm an asshole. Well I think
>> that marvelous, simply Jim Dandy, because as stupid
>> as you are I wouldn't want it any other way.
>>
>> Ok that's all you get for now. I've got a gourmet
>> meal to eat and fan mail to open.
>>
>
> It's interesting how you keep on claiming to be so busy, and you've
> got so much to do and you can't spend it on Usenet but when somebody
> answers your post you post back within 5 minutes. All you are is
> another desperately lonely loser, probably living in his mother's
> basement hiding behind a incredibly transparent Usenet persona.
>
> But I'll leave you to your Chef Boyardee "gourmet meal".

Ah look at all the krazy people.
I look at all the crazy Mark(ie)s.

Marcus Mark(ie) picks up the dirt in the church where a wedding has
been
Lives in a dream.
Waits at the window, wearing the face he keeps in a Prozac bottle by
the door.
Who is it for?

Ah the lonely Mark(ie)
Where does he come from?
Ah the lonely Mark(ie)
What nuthouse does he belong?

Dr. Hot**** writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear
Just Me comes near.
Look at him working, whacking his dick in the night when there's
nobody there.
What does he care?

Ah the lonely Mark(ie)
Where does he come from?
Ah the lonely Mark(ie)
What nuthouse does he belong?

Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people

Marcus Mark(ie) died on the can and was buried along with his plane
/Nobody came/
Dr. Hot**** wiping the dirt from his dick as he walks from the grave
No one was saved

Ah the lonely Mark(ie)
Where does he come from?
Ah the lonely Mark(ie)
What nuthouse does he belong?

*one with pads and bars*

--
All you Ferrari drivers, come join us @ www.ferrarichat.com !
All you pilots, jump into the left seat @ www.airlinepilotforums.com !

On Sat, 03 Apr 2010 15:54:23 -0400, Steve Thompson wrote:

> On Sat, Apr 03, 2010 at 03:14:25PM -0400, Mark wrote:
>>
>> ( **** my )
>> ( hiney )
>> ( assclown )
>> -------------
>> O
>> O ^__^
>> o (oo)_______
>> (__) )\/\
>> ||----w |
>>
>
> Ooh, Markie. What great presentation software are you using to
> generate those messages? Enquiring minds want to know.
>
> Regards,
>
> Steve

Once upon a time, I was at a private beach when this fat-gutted,
drunken redneck showed up. He stumbled down to where some
of us were chilling out and bellowed, "HEY, WHAT CHAW DOING?
MIND IF I JOIN Y'ALL? DON'T WORRY, I AIN'T NO QUEER!"

Then he invaded our private space. I told him, "We aren't gay
either, but I'd prefer someone like that to you, fat asshole."

You see Steve, this applies to you too. Except for one thing.
You obviously are aroused by men. Psych 101.

--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 16:25:34 -0400, Ari >
wrote:

>Ah the lonely Mark(ie)
>Where does he come from?
>Ah the lonely Mark(ie)
>What nuthouse does he belong?
>
>*one with pads and bars*

(claps like a seal)

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I'm not a gynecologist
But I'll take a look

:: Currently listening to Everyday Will Be Like a Holiday, 1993, by Holly Cole, from "Don't Smoke In Bed"

On Apr 4, 1:18*am, Zapanaz >
wrote:
> On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 16:25:34 -0400, Ari >
> wrote:
>
> >Ah the lonely Mark(ie)
> >Where does he come from?
> >Ah the lonely Mark(ie)
> >What nuthouse does he belong?
>
> >*one with pads and bars*
>
> (claps like a seal)
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Customer Support Specialisthttp://joecosby.com/
> I'm not a gynecologist
> But I'll take a look
>
> :: Currently listening to Everyday Will Be Like a Holiday, 1993, by Holly Cole, from "Don't Smoke In Bed"