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customairmodels
November 8th 05, 09:11 AM
Preserve the memories of your favorite flights, your current aircraft. Or have a model of the aircraft you dream of having. Get a custom built model.

www.customairmodels.com
immortalize your baby.get a custom model of your aircraft

Jim Burns
November 8th 05, 01:58 PM
Closest thing to Owning an Aircraft??.... soooo.... these models come
complete with monthly hanger rent invoices?... title and registration
fees?.... annual inspection and maintenenance invoices?.... suck up huge
quantities of expensive fuel and oil all while going, um... nowhere?...
that would make one hell of an expensive model!!

Do they make real cool real life airplane sounds?

Hmm.... what about the ability to actually get IN one and FLY somewhere???

And... IF I'm getting a model of MY aircraft, doesn't that already mean I
OWN MY Aircraft? So why would I need the "Closest thing to Owning an
Aircraft"?

What are you? DRUNK? How is owning a model the closest thing to Owning an
aircraft?

Buy some better meds buddy, then you'll be the next closest thing to
conscious and you can talk sanely to a new ad agency.


"customairmodels" > wrote in
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> Preserve the memories of your favorite flights, your current aircraft.
> Or have a model of the aircraft you dream of having. Get a custom built
> model.
>
> www.customairmodels.com
> immortalize your baby.get a custom model of your aircraft
>
>
> --
> customairmodels

Paul kgyy
November 8th 05, 02:52 PM
LOL

Marco Leon
November 8th 05, 07:50 PM
All they need to do is put a little opening on top where you can stick $100
bills in. As long as there's no way to get it back OUT, they would be 90%
there!

Marco "poor aircraft owner" Leon

"Jim Burns" > wrote in message
...
> Closest thing to Owning an Aircraft??.... soooo.... these models come
> complete with monthly hanger rent invoices?... title and registration
> fees?.... annual inspection and maintenenance invoices?.... suck up huge
> quantities of expensive fuel and oil all while going, um... nowhere?...
> that would make one hell of an expensive model!!
>
> Do they make real cool real life airplane sounds?
>
> Hmm.... what about the ability to actually get IN one and FLY
somewhere???
>
> And... IF I'm getting a model of MY aircraft, doesn't that already mean I
> OWN MY Aircraft? So why would I need the "Closest thing to Owning an
> Aircraft"?
>
> What are you? DRUNK? How is owning a model the closest thing to Owning an
> aircraft?
>
> Buy some better meds buddy, then you'll be the next closest thing to
> conscious and you can talk sanely to a new ad agency.
>
>
> "customairmodels" > wrote
in
> message m...
> >
> > Preserve the memories of your favorite flights, your current aircraft.
> > Or have a model of the aircraft you dream of having. Get a custom built
> > model.
> >
> > www.customairmodels.com
> > immortalize your baby.get a custom model of your aircraft
> >
> >
> > --
> > customairmodels
>
>



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Steve Foley
November 8th 05, 08:02 PM
Great rant!

Thanks.

"Jim Burns" > wrote in message
...
> Closest thing to Owning an Aircraft??.... soooo.... these models come
> complete with monthly hanger rent invoices?... title and registration
> fees?.... annual inspection and maintenenance invoices?.... suck up huge
> quantities of expensive fuel and oil all while going, um... nowhere?...
> that would make one hell of an expensive model!!
>
> Do they make real cool real life airplane sounds?
>
> Hmm.... what about the ability to actually get IN one and FLY
somewhere???
>
> And... IF I'm getting a model of MY aircraft, doesn't that already mean I
> OWN MY Aircraft? So why would I need the "Closest thing to Owning an
> Aircraft"?
>
> What are you? DRUNK? How is owning a model the closest thing to Owning an
> aircraft?
>
> Buy some better meds buddy, then you'll be the next closest thing to
> conscious and you can talk sanely to a new ad agency.
>
>
> "customairmodels" > wrote
in
> message m...
> >
> > Preserve the memories of your favorite flights, your current aircraft.
> > Or have a model of the aircraft you dream of having. Get a custom built
> > model.
> >
> > www.customairmodels.com
> > immortalize your baby.get a custom model of your aircraft
> >
> >
> > --
> > customairmodels
>
>

customairmodels
November 9th 05, 01:04 AM
i built a model douglas dc-3 for a retired pilot. says he flew the plane in the 50's. painted it with the early lake central colors. when the model got to his doorstep he opened it immediately set it on his table and stared at it for more than an hour. he told me he cried just looking at the plane bringing back a lot of good memories.

www.customairmodels.com
immortalize your baby.get a custombuilt model of your aircraft.

Vaughn
November 9th 05, 11:21 AM
"customairmodels" > wrote in
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>

Your models may be pure art, but your advertising methods are highly
questionable. Here on the Usenet, I can't see your art, so the other is all
that's left.

Vaughn

Jim Burns
November 9th 05, 01:47 PM
"customairmodels" > wrote in
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>
> immortalize your baby.get a custombuilt model of your aircraft.

Congratulations baby, you're immortal.... you've just been chosen to spend
the rest of eternity in my kill file. "PLONK" Spammer

Ray Andraka
November 9th 05, 09:08 PM
I think he was referring to the cost of buying one ;-) --have you
seen the prices on those models?


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George Patterson
November 10th 05, 02:50 AM
Ray Andraka wrote:
> I think he was referring to the cost of buying one ;-) --have you
> seen the prices on those models?

No, but if they're as high as all that, he can afford real advertising.

George Patterson
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It makes you shoot at your landlord. And it makes you miss him.

customairmodels
November 10th 05, 09:22 AM
Thanks gentlemen for your time. Your reactions are getting my site a lot of mileage.

As a reaction on the price of custom built models. The average price anywhere you go is $150-$300 plus shipping. Because we are the factory we and only we can give it for $99 plus $15sh (for regular sized models 15WSx12L).

For those of you who want to see your plane displayed in your study or living room. You know wher to contact me. Ciao!

www.customairmodels.com
immortalize your baby.get a custombuilt model of your aircraft.

CriticalMass
November 26th 05, 02:24 PM
Marco Leon wrote:

> All they need to do is put a little opening on top where you can stick $100
> bills in.

funny (but sadly, right on the mark)

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