Handy aviation accessory

[Mark]

For the aviation enthusiast, have you considered also
getting a sailboat?

Because, all the days you want to fly it's too windy, and
all the days you want to sail, it's too calm. So getting
one of each is the answer.

Caveat:
You'll still have a headwind...going and coming. To
rectify this, you'll need to buy a new truck. Now, when
your ex-wife gets the house and dog, you'll still have
toys.

Living in America
--
Mark

[Brian Whatcott]

Mark wrote:
> For the aviation enthusiast, have you considered also
> getting a sailboat?
>
> Because, all the days you want to fly it's too windy, and
> all the days you want to sail, it's too calm. So getting
> one of each is the answer.
>
> Caveat:
> You'll still have a headwind...going and coming. To
> rectify this, you'll need to buy a new truck. Now, when
> your ex-wife gets the house and dog, you'll still have
> toys.
>
> Living in America
> --
> Mark

I'm short a new truck then. But I am familiar with That Look from the
wife, on hearing about the plane...

Brian W

[Mark]

On Dec 10, 8:11*am, brian whatcott > wrote:
> Mark wrote:
> > For the aviation enthusiast, have you considered also
> > getting a sailboat?
>
> > Because, all the days you want to fly it's too windy, and
> > all the days you want to sail, it's too calm. So getting
> > one of each is the answer.
>
> > Caveat:
> > *You'll still have a headwind...going and coming. To
> > rectify this, you'll need to buy a new truck. Now, when
> > your ex-wife gets the house and dog, you'll still have
> > toys.
>
> > Living in America
> > --
> > Mark
>
> I'm short a new truck then. But I am familiar with That Look from the
> wife, on hearing about the plane...
>
> Brian W- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Some things are better off not mentioned.

---
Mark

[a[_3_]]

On Dec 10, 8:49*am, Mark > wrote:
> On Dec 10, 8:11*am, brian whatcott > wrote:
>
>
>
> > Mark wrote:
> > > For the aviation enthusiast, have you considered also
> > > getting a sailboat?
>
> > > Because, all the days you want to fly it's too windy, and
> > > all the days you want to sail, it's too calm. So getting
> > > one of each is the answer.
>
> > > Caveat:
> > > *You'll still have a headwind...going and coming. To
> > > rectify this, you'll need to buy a new truck. Now, when
> > > your ex-wife gets the house and dog, you'll still have
> > > toys.
>
> > > Living in America
> > > --
> > > Mark
>
> > I'm short a new truck then. But I am familiar with That Look from the
> > wife, on hearing about the plane...
>
> > Brian W- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> Some things are better off not mentioned.
>
> ---
> Mark

It is very hard to hide a sailboat or an airplane from one's wife.

[spamlover]

a wrote:

> On Dec 10, 8:49Â*am, Mark > wrote:
>> On Dec 10, 8:11Â*am, brian whatcott > wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>> > Mark wrote:
>> > > For the aviation enthusiast, have you considered also
>> > > getting a sailboat?
>>
>> > > Because, all the days you want to fly it's too windy, and
>> > > all the days you want to sail, it's too calm. So getting
>> > > one of each is the answer.
>>
>> > > Caveat:
>> > > You'll still have a headwind...going and coming. To
>> > > rectify this, you'll need to buy a new truck. Now, when
>> > > your ex-wife gets the house and dog, you'll still have
>> > > toys.
>>
>> > > Living in America
>> > > --
>> > > Mark
>>
>> > I'm short a new truck then. But I am familiar with That Look from the
>> > wife, on hearing about the plane...
>>
>> > Brian W- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> > - Show quoted text -
>>
>> Some things are better off not mentioned.
>>
>> ---
>> Mark
>
> It is very hard to hide a sailboat or an airplane from one's wife.

I have "organized" a recumbent bicycle:

http://images.m5.mailplus.nl/mailing182084/7_ligfiets.jpg

haven`t been flying since....

Hans

[Jeffrey Bloss]

On Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:59:34 -0800 (PST), a wrote:

> It is very hard to hide a sailboat or an airplane from one's wife.

A man can have sex with sheep, cows and camels and so on. However, he
should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the
meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the
next door village should be fine.

There, are we bonding yet?
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[george]

On Dec 11, 2:59*am, a > wrote:

> It is very hard to hide a sailboat or an airplane from one's wife.

Marry the right woman and share the toys :-)

[Franklin[_19_]]

Jeffrey Bloss wrote:

> On Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:59:34 -0800 (PST), a wrote:
>
>> It is very hard to hide a sailboat or an airplane from one's wife.
>
> A man can have sex with sheep, cows and camels and so on. However, he
> should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the
> meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the
> next door village should be fine.
>
> There, are we bonding yet?

Your attribution was omitted.

http://ethnikoi.org/iran.html

[a[_3_]]

On Dec 10, 2:23*pm, george > wrote:
> On Dec 11, 2:59*am, a > wrote:
>
> > It is very hard to hide a sailboat or an airplane from one's wife.
>
> Marry the right woman and share the toys :-)

Oh, I have! Life is good.

[Frank Stutzman[_3_]]

george > wrote:
> On Dec 11, 2:59?am, a > wrote:
>
>> It is very hard to hide a sailboat or an airplane from one's wife.
>
> Marry the right woman and share the toys :-)

The best plan is to marry the woman that has the right toys.

--
Frank Stutzman
Bonanza N494B "Hula Girl"
(The plane was mine, but she was still the right woman)
Boise, ID

[a[_3_]]

On Dec 10, 8:33*pm, Frank Stutzman > wrote:
> george > wrote:
> > On Dec 11, 2:59?am, a > wrote:
>
> >> It is very hard to hide a sailboat or an airplane from one's wife.
>
> > Marry the right woman and share the toys :-)
>
> The best plan is to marry the woman that has the right toys.
>
> --
> Frank Stutzman
> Bonanza N494B * * "Hula Girl" *
> (The plane was mine, but she was still the right woman)
> Boise, ID

Brilliant! Good advice, but a couple of decades too late. Still, I'd
make the same decisions again, and will NOT ask if she would.

Jibe Ho!