Re: more (literally) felony stupid

[Tiger Would]

On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:08:21 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote:

>>> Welcome to a.r.k.! Nice first post.
>>
>> Thanks <grin>
>
> You might be interested to know that people who forge others' posts
> will burn in hell. Specifically, the eighth circle of hell, according
> to Dante. He called it 'Malebolge'. I'm not sure whether the crime
> warrants eternal torture in Bolgia Nine or Bolgia Ten. For instance,
> one can look forward to disembowelment, or leprosy, depending on the
> exact classification.

Have you peach fuzz? Do you shave? Are you of age?

If so! Good morning!

I hunt the archives of Usenet with great endeavour to find people who I
can award scholarships. Congratulations, you have qualified for one
entire week at AssClown U.

Yes, being your normal assclown is not enough! You have all the
qualities
to become a real, full-fledged AssClown!

If I can have your MasterCard, assclown, we can get started
immediately!!!

--
tiger

[Walker]

On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 13:11:57 -0500, Tiger Would wrote:

> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:08:21 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote:
>
>>>> Welcome to a.r.k.! Nice first post.
>>>
>>> Thanks <grin>
>>
>> You might be interested to know that people who forge others' posts
>> will burn in hell. Specifically, the eighth circle of hell, according
>> to Dante. He called it 'Malebolge'. I'm not sure whether the crime
>> warrants eternal torture in Bolgia Nine or Bolgia Ten. For instance,
>> one can look forward to disembowelment, or leprosy, depending on the
>> exact classification.
>
> Have you peach fuzz? Do you shave? Are you of age?
>
> If so! Good morning!
>
> I hunt the archives of Usenet with great endeavour to find people who I
> can award scholarships. Congratulations, you have qualified for one
> entire week at AssClown U.
>
> Yes, being your normal assclown is not enough! You have all the
> qualities
> to become a real, full-fledged AssClown!
>
> If I can have your MasterCard, assclown, we can get started
> immediately!!!

u, Jared, any reason your crossposting this all over fukken Usenet?

[Dan Camper]

On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 13:20:07 -0500, Walker wrote:

> On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 13:11:57 -0500, Tiger Would wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:08:21 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote:
>>
>>>>> Welcome to a.r.k.! Nice first post.
>>>>
>>>> Thanks <grin>
>>>
>>> You might be interested to know that people who forge others' posts
>>> will burn in hell. Specifically, the eighth circle of hell, according
>>> to Dante. He called it 'Malebolge'. I'm not sure whether the crime
>>> warrants eternal torture in Bolgia Nine or Bolgia Ten. For instance,
>>> one can look forward to disembowelment, or leprosy, depending on the
>>> exact classification.
>>
>> Have you peach fuzz? Do you shave? Are you of age?
>>
>> If so! Good morning!
>>
>> I hunt the archives of Usenet with great endeavour to find people who I
>> can award scholarships. Congratulations, you have qualified for one
>> entire week at AssClown U.
>>
>> Yes, being your normal assclown is not enough! You have all the
>> qualities
>> to become a real, full-fledged AssClown!
>>
>> If I can have your MasterCard, assclown, we can get started
>> immediately!!!
>
> u, Jared, any reason your crossposting this all over fukken Usenet?

Jared is sooooooo childlike.
--
http://tr.im/1f9p

[Walker]

On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 11:53:27 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote:

> On Dec 27, 1:20*pm, Walker > wrote:
>> On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 13:11:57 -0500, Tiger Would wrote:
>>> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:08:21 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote:
>>
>>>>>> Welcome to a.r.k.! Nice first post.
>>
>>>>> Thanks <grin>
>>
>>>> You might be interested to know that people who forge others' posts
>>>> will burn in hell. Specifically, the eighth circle of hell, according
>>>> to Dante. He called it 'Malebolge'. I'm not sure whether the crime
>>>> warrants eternal torture in Bolgia Nine or Bolgia Ten. For instance,
>>>> one can look forward to disembowelment, or leprosy, depending on the
>>>> exact classification.
>>
>>> Have you peach fuzz? Do you shave? Are you of age?
>>
>>> If so! Good morning!
>>
>>> I hunt the archives of Usenet with great endeavour to find people who I
>>> can award scholarships. Congratulations, you have qualified for one
>>> entire week at AssClown U.
>>
>>> Yes, being your normal assclown is not enough! You have all the
>>> qualities
>>> to become a real, full-fledged AssClown!
>>
>>> If I can have your MasterCard, assclown, we can get started
>>> immediately!!!
>>
>> u, Jared, any reason your crossposting this all over fukken Usenet?
>
> I wouldn't intentionally crosspost to an aviation newsgroup. If some
> illiterate nematode sets his follow-ups maliciously, of course, all
> bets are off.

So you're plain jackdead st00pid, okay, I can go with that.

<changed kiddielike attampt to redirect my response>

[Grand Mal]

"Walker" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 11:53:27 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote:
>
>> On Dec 27, 1:20 pm, Walker > wrote:
>>> On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 13:11:57 -0500, Tiger Would wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:08:21 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>> Welcome to a.r.k.! Nice first post.
>>>
>>>>>> Thanks <grin>
>>>
>>>>> You might be interested to know that people who forge others' posts
>>>>> will burn in hell. Specifically, the eighth circle of hell, according
>>>>> to Dante. He called it 'Malebolge'. I'm not sure whether the crime
>>>>> warrants eternal torture in Bolgia Nine or Bolgia Ten. For instance,
>>>>> one can look forward to disembowelment, or leprosy, depending on the
>>>>> exact classification.
>>>
>>>> Have you peach fuzz? Do you shave? Are you of age?
>>>
>>>> If so! Good morning!
>>>
>>>> I hunt the archives of Usenet with great endeavour to find people who I
>>>> can award scholarships. Congratulations, you have qualified for one
>>>> entire week at AssClown U.
>>>
>>>> Yes, being your normal assclown is not enough! You have all the
>>>> qualities
>>>> to become a real, full-fledged AssClown!
>>>
>>>> If I can have your MasterCard, assclown, we can get started
>>>> immediately!!!
>>>
>>> u, Jared, any reason your crossposting this all over fukken Usenet?
>>
>> I wouldn't intentionally crosspost to an aviation newsgroup. If some
>> illiterate nematode sets his follow-ups maliciously, of course, all
>> bets are off.
>
> So you're plain jackdead st00pid, okay, I can go with that.
>
> <changed kiddielike attampt to redirect my response>

So which kind of stupid does that make you? Maybe just 'damn'.

[Just Me]

On Dec 27, 12:11*pm, Tiger Would > wrote:
> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:08:21 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote:
> >>> Welcome to a.r.k.! Nice first post.
>
> >> Thanks <grin>
>
> > You might be interested to know that people who forge others' posts
> > will burn in hell. Specifically, the eighth circle of hell, according
> > to Dante. He called it 'Malebolge'. I'm not sure whether the crime
> > warrants eternal torture in Bolgia Nine or Bolgia Ten. For instance,
> > one can look forward to disembowelment, or leprosy, depending on the
> > exact classification.
>
> Have you peach fuzz? Do you shave? Are you of age?
>
> If so! Good morning!
>
> I hunt the archives of Usenet with great endeavour to find people who I
> can award scholarships. Congratulations, you have qualified for one
> entire week at AssClown U.
>
> Yes, being your normal assclown is not enough! You have all the
> qualities
> to become a real, full-fledged AssClown!
>
> If I can have your MasterCard, assclown, we can get started
> immediately!!!
>
> --
> tiger

Jared has cool shoes. What he had to say there was totally right on.
Why can't you see that? Is he talking about this psycho stalker Mark
has stuck to his boots?
--
JM

[Walker]

On Mon, 28 Dec 2009 06:05:41 GMT, Grand Mal wrote:

> "Walker" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 11:53:27 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote:
>>
>>> On Dec 27, 1:20 pm, Walker > wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 13:11:57 -0500, Tiger Would wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:08:21 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>> Welcome to a.r.k.! Nice first post.
>>>>
>>>>>>> Thanks <grin>
>>>>
>>>>>> You might be interested to know that people who forge others' posts
>>>>>> will burn in hell. Specifically, the eighth circle of hell, according
>>>>>> to Dante. He called it 'Malebolge'. I'm not sure whether the crime
>>>>>> warrants eternal torture in Bolgia Nine or Bolgia Ten. For instance,
>>>>>> one can look forward to disembowelment, or leprosy, depending on the
>>>>>> exact classification.
>>>>
>>>>> Have you peach fuzz? Do you shave? Are you of age?
>>>>
>>>>> If so! Good morning!
>>>>
>>>>> I hunt the archives of Usenet with great endeavour to find people who I
>>>>> can award scholarships. Congratulations, you have qualified for one
>>>>> entire week at AssClown U.
>>>>
>>>>> Yes, being your normal assclown is not enough! You have all the
>>>>> qualities
>>>>> to become a real, full-fledged AssClown!
>>>>
>>>>> If I can have your MasterCard, assclown, we can get started
>>>>> immediately!!!
>>>>
>>>> u, Jared, any reason your crossposting this all over fukken Usenet?
>>>
>>> I wouldn't intentionally crosspost to an aviation newsgroup. If some
>>> illiterate nematode sets his follow-ups maliciously, of course, all
>>> bets are off.
>>
>> So you're plain jackdead st00pid, okay, I can go with that.
>>
>> <changed kiddielike attampt to redirect my response>
>
> So which kind of stupid does that make you? Maybe just 'damn'.

Aw, innit cute lookin' after the kiddie boi Jared.

*snickers*

I see that you are still the same fool that you were a year or so ago,
nothing ever changes does it, you ignorant, fascist, right-wing fool?

What are you, nineteen years old now and still on track to be fascist
net cop? Are you a rent-a-pig now waiting for your day in the sun to be
a real pig slopping at the trough in the sun behind the barn?

[T. \Tim\ Timothy Haag aka HyoogeUmp56[_5_]]

On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 23:26:37 -0800 (PST), Just Me wrote:

> Jared has cool shoes.

Please, wait until we vacate be4 you blow him.

*laff*

[Walker]

On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 03:21:32 GMT, Grand Mal wrote:

> "Walker" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Mon, 28 Dec 2009 06:05:41 GMT, Grand Mal wrote:
>>
>>> "Walker" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 11:53:27 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Dec 27, 1:20 pm, Walker > wrote:
>>>>>> On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 13:11:57 -0500, Tiger Would wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:08:21 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Welcome to a.r.k.! Nice first post.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Thanks <grin>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You might be interested to know that people who forge others' posts
>>>>>>>> will burn in hell. Specifically, the eighth circle of hell,
>>>>>>>> according
>>>>>>>> to Dante. He called it 'Malebolge'. I'm not sure whether the crime
>>>>>>>> warrants eternal torture in Bolgia Nine or Bolgia Ten. For instance,
>>>>>>>> one can look forward to disembowelment, or leprosy, depending on the
>>>>>>>> exact classification.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Have you peach fuzz? Do you shave? Are you of age?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If so! Good morning!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I hunt the archives of Usenet with great endeavour to find people who
>>>>>>> I
>>>>>>> can award scholarships. Congratulations, you have qualified for one
>>>>>>> entire week at AssClown U.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yes, being your normal assclown is not enough! You have all the
>>>>>>> qualities
>>>>>>> to become a real, full-fledged AssClown!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If I can have your MasterCard, assclown, we can get started
>>>>>>> immediately!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> u, Jared, any reason your crossposting this all over fukken Usenet?
>>>>>
>>>>> I wouldn't intentionally crosspost to an aviation newsgroup. If some
>>>>> illiterate nematode sets his follow-ups maliciously, of course, all
>>>>> bets are off.
>>>>
>>>> So you're plain jackdead st00pid, okay, I can go with that.
>>>>
>>>> <changed kiddielike attampt to redirect my response>
>>>
>>> So which kind of stupid does that make you? Maybe just 'damn'.
>>
>> Aw, innit cute lookin' after the kiddie boi Jared.
>>
>> *snickers*
>
> And you still restored the cross-post to put this crap all over Usenet,
> dincha Snickers? Elbow yourself right in there and enjoy the company. You
> and all those others make a nice group portrait.

Yep and I did it again, assclown.

*snorkle*
>
>> I see that you are still the same fool that you were a year or so ago,
>> nothing ever changes does it, you ignorant, fascist, right-wing fool?
>
> Got me mistaken for someone else, Snickers. I'm so far left I'm illegal in 6
> states.
> I had no idea who you were, coming into this, but you're starting to define
> yourself.

Do you drool?

People who drool 1) ask the same questions over and over and 2) ask the
same fukken moronic, self answering questions over and over.

>> What are you, nineteen years old now and still on track to be fascist
>> net cop? Are you a rent-a-pig now waiting for your day in the sun to be
>> a real pig slopping at the trough in the sun behind the barn?
>
> Sigh.

Oink.

*laffter*

> Another Usenet warrior wielding the same insipid Usenet combat prose.
> Listen, son, the first thing you need is style, preferably a style that can
> travel, but make sure you have the writing chops to pull it off
> consistently. You might have it now, might have the words, but if you do
> you'd better put more effort and a bit of editing into it and show off a
> little. You're not exactly shining right now, know what I mean?

ROTFL!

Can't deal with it, can you coward. You'll prattle and snipe away
for days on end most of the time, but when someone like me comes
along and bitchslapps you with a healthy dose of unabashed reality
you go all ****4brains. Run like hell in the general direction of
"away" whilst screeching puerile invectives over your shoulder.

I own your ass, bitch. In the space of two or three posts I've
reduced you to a pathetic, fullsnipping pile of human waste. You
have nothing, repeat NOTHING with which to defend yourself from me.
You're incapable of it.

[vern]

On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:08:37 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote:

> The general level of competence with the language these days is
> deplorable

Nothing of
any substance, not a single shred of insight, just your desperation
relentlessly driving you to try and convince yourself it's only one
person kicking your useless ass.

Sorry to burst your bubble there Hotturds, but the vast
MAJORITY of people reading your tripe think you're a spanktard. And
part of the reason is your bizarre Markie fetish.

And by the way Hotturds, you sure as hell are one of the most hilarious
things I've ever seen. I mean how ****ing stump stupid do you have to
be to think that Mark isn't Tiger Would

--
R.I.P to Dead Tull Morons
http://tr.im/1f74

[Otto Bahn]

"vern" > wrote

>> The general level of competence with the language these days is
>> deplorable
>
> Nothing of
> any substance, not a single shred of insight, just your desperation
> relentlessly driving you to try and convince yourself it's only one
> person kicking your useless ass.

I think he already tried "and" convinced himself concerning the
general level of competence with the language. No need to give
him more ammo!

> Sorry to burst your bubble there Hotturds, but the vast
> MAJORITY of people reading your tripe think you're a spanktard.

Yes, I'm sure you've been corresponding with the vast majority of
lurkers on all of these here chatrooms.

> And
> part of the reason is your bizarre Markie fetish.

I don't know anything about his sexual preferences, NTTIAWWT.

> And by the way Hotturds, you sure as hell are one of the most hilarious
> things I've ever seen. I mean how ****ing stump stupid do you have to
> be to think that Mark isn't Tiger Would

We're just arguing over the size of the stump.

--oTTo--

[Dr. HotSalt]

On Dec 29, 10:35*am, vern > wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:08:37 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote:
> > * The general level of competence with the language these days is
> > deplorable
>
> Nothing of
> any substance, not a single shred of insight, just your desperation
> relentlessly driving you to try and convince yourself it's only one
> person kicking your useless ass.
>
> Sorry to burst your bubble there Hotturds, but the vast
> MAJORITY of people reading your tripe think you're a spanktard. And
> part of the reason is your bizarre Markie fetish.
>
> And by the way Hotturds, you sure as hell are one of the most hilarious
> things I've ever seen. I mean how ****ing stump stupid do you have to
> be to think that Mark isn't Tiger Would
>

Stalking me too now, Jeffey? I'm surprised you have the time.


Dr. HotSalt

[Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey]

On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 12:56:08 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote:

> On Dec 29, 10:35*am, vern > wrote:
>> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:08:37 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote:
>>> * The general level of competence with the language these days is
>>> deplorable
>>
>> Nothing of
>> any substance, not a single shred of insight, just your desperation
>> relentlessly driving you to try and convince yourself it's only one
>> person kicking your useless ass.
>>
>> Sorry to burst your bubble there Hotturds, but the vast
>> MAJORITY of people reading your tripe think you're a spanktard. And
>> part of the reason is your bizarre Markie fetish.
>>
>> And by the way Hotturds, you sure as hell are one of the most hilarious
>> things I've ever seen. I mean how ****ing stump stupid do you have to
>> be to think that Mark isn't Tiger Would
>>
>
> Stalking me too now, Jeffey? I'm surprised you have the time.
>
> Dr. HotSalt

I'm surprised you have a dick. But then you did a great job of shoving a
tube up it, didn't you stupidmothe****ethatyouare.

[Matthew L. Martin]

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 12:56:08 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote:
>
>> On Dec 29, 10:35 am, vern > wrote:
>>> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:08:37 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote:
>>>> The general level of competence with the language these days is
>>>> deplorable
>>> Nothing of
>>> any substance, not a single shred of insight, just your desperation
>>> relentlessly driving you to try and convince yourself it's only one
>>> person kicking your useless ass.
>>>
>>> Sorry to burst your bubble there Hotturds, but the vast
>>> MAJORITY of people reading your tripe think you're a spanktard. And
>>> part of the reason is your bizarre Markie fetish.
>>>
>>> And by the way Hotturds, you sure as hell are one of the most hilarious
>>> things I've ever seen. I mean how ****ing stump stupid do you have to
>>> be to think that Mark isn't Tiger Would
>>>
>> Stalking me too now, Jeffey? I'm surprised you have the time.
>>
>> Dr. HotSalt
>
> I'm surprised you have a dick. But then you did a great job of shoving a
> tube up it, didn't you stupidmothe****ethatyouare.

Dank? Is that you?

Matthew

--
I have two and 1/3 granddaughters:

Alex will find a way to silently get from where she is to where she
wants to be.
Anna will make an Anna sized hole between where she is to where she
wants to be.

[Grand Mal]

"Walker" > wrote in message
...
> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 03:21:32 GMT, Grand Mal wrote:
>
>> "Walker" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On Mon, 28 Dec 2009 06:05:41 GMT, Grand Mal wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Walker" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 11:53:27 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Dec 27, 1:20 pm, Walker > wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 13:11:57 -0500, Tiger Would wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:08:21 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Welcome to a.r.k.! Nice first post.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Thanks <grin>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You might be interested to know that people who forge others'
>>>>>>>>> posts
>>>>>>>>> will burn in hell. Specifically, the eighth circle of hell,
>>>>>>>>> according
>>>>>>>>> to Dante. He called it 'Malebolge'. I'm not sure whether the crime
>>>>>>>>> warrants eternal torture in Bolgia Nine or Bolgia Ten. For
>>>>>>>>> instance,
>>>>>>>>> one can look forward to disembowelment, or leprosy, depending on
>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>> exact classification.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Have you peach fuzz? Do you shave? Are you of age?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If so! Good morning!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I hunt the archives of Usenet with great endeavour to find people
>>>>>>>> who
>>>>>>>> I
>>>>>>>> can award scholarships. Congratulations, you have qualified for one
>>>>>>>> entire week at AssClown U.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yes, being your normal assclown is not enough! You have all the
>>>>>>>> qualities
>>>>>>>> to become a real, full-fledged AssClown!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If I can have your MasterCard, assclown, we can get started
>>>>>>>> immediately!!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> u, Jared, any reason your crossposting this all over fukken Usenet?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I wouldn't intentionally crosspost to an aviation newsgroup. If some
>>>>>> illiterate nematode sets his follow-ups maliciously, of course, all
>>>>>> bets are off.
>>>>>
>>>>> So you're plain jackdead st00pid, okay, I can go with that.
>>>>>
>>>>> <changed kiddielike attampt to redirect my response>
>>>>
>>>> So which kind of stupid does that make you? Maybe just 'damn'.
>>>
>>> Aw, innit cute lookin' after the kiddie boi Jared.
>>>
>>> *snickers*
>>
>> And you still restored the cross-post to put this crap all over Usenet,
>> dincha Snickers? Elbow yourself right in there and enjoy the company. You
>> and all those others make a nice group portrait.
>
> Yep and I did it again, assclown.

I've sometimes wondered- what in hell is an 'assclown'? I've seen the term
in Usenet several times and I'm guessing it's regional slang in the US but I
can't for the life of me figure out what it means. It's kind of random, you
know, like if I called you a 'buttyodeler' or a 'crotchmime'.
Enlighten me, and in return you can have those two terms to impress your
friends with. Hell, if yodeling is acceptable where you are (and I wouldn't
be surprised), you're encouraged to try to do it through your butt.

>
> *snorkle*
>>
>>> I see that you are still the same fool that you were a year or so ago,
>>> nothing ever changes does it, you ignorant, fascist, right-wing fool?
>>
>> Got me mistaken for someone else, Snickers. I'm so far left I'm illegal
>> in 6
>> states.
>> I had no idea who you were, coming into this, but you're starting to
>> define
>> yourself.
>
> Do you drool?
>
> People who drool 1) ask the same questions over and over and 2) ask the
> same fukken moronic, self answering questions over and over.

No, I don't drool and nor did I ask a question in that quote.
Congragulations, though, on using a second-degree non sequitur in fewer
words than I've ever seen it done before.


>
>>> What are you, nineteen years old now and still on track to be fascist
>>> net cop? Are you a rent-a-pig now waiting for your day in the sun to be
>>> a real pig slopping at the trough in the sun behind the barn?
>>
>> Sigh.
>
> Oink.
>
> *laffter*
>
>> Another Usenet warrior wielding the same insipid Usenet combat prose.
>> Listen, son, the first thing you need is style, preferably a style that
>> can
>> travel, but make sure you have the writing chops to pull it off
>> consistently. You might have it now, might have the words, but if you do
>> you'd better put more effort and a bit of editing into it and show off a
>> little. You're not exactly shining right now, know what I mean?
>
> ROTFL!
>
> Can't deal with it, can you coward. You'll prattle and snipe away
> for days on end most of the time, but when someone like me comes
> along and bitchslapps you with a healthy dose of unabashed reality
> you go all ****4brains. Run like hell in the general direction of
> "away" whilst screeching puerile invectives over your shoulder.

No, no, listen- when I said you needed a style I didn't mean you should
parrot all of the trite schoolyardisms you've admired coming from others and
I certainly didn't mean you should spew words in random order because you
like the sound of them. How can 'reality' be 'abashed', ferchrisakes? If you
can't spell 'bitchslaps', you can't do it in a text-based medium. And you
seriously need to organize your thoughts- I mean, c'mon, is 'go all
****4brains' your idea of putting me in my place? Do you think the word
'****' make me all fluttery?
And, please, in the interest of style don't put 'run like hell' and 'whilst
screaming puerile invectives' in the same sentence. It indicates defferent
things, according to the source. In your case I see, ghostlike, the word
'Roget's' in the background. Here's a good tip for the beginning prose
writer- don't write words you never say.


>
> I own your ass, bitch. In the space of two or three posts I've
> reduced you to a pathetic, fullsnipping pile of human waste. You
> have nothing, repeat NOTHING with which to defend yourself from me.
> You're incapable of it.

Stop.please, I'll be getting the vapours. Such foul language- I'll be days
in bed recovering!
It's two posts, Snickers, you've replied to me twice, and since I've been
reduced to it I think I should know what 'fullsnipping' is. Maybe you could
kill two birds and describe, in English, a 'fullsnipping assclown'. That
ought to be, um, provincial.
And as for defending myself, well, it's up to you to make me feel the need.
It'll be a bit of a job because I've never felt it before and might not
recognize it.

[Dr. HotSalt]

On Dec 29, 1:14*pm, Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey
> wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 12:56:08 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote:
> > On Dec 29, 10:35*am, vern > wrote:
> >> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:08:37 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote:
> >>> * The general level of competence with the language these days is
> >>> deplorable
>
> >> Nothing of
> >> any substance, not a single shred of insight, just your desperation
> >> relentlessly driving you to try and convince yourself it's only one
> >> person kicking your useless ass.
>
> >> Sorry to burst your bubble there Hotturds, but the vast
> >> MAJORITY of people reading your tripe think you're a spanktard. And
> >> part of the reason is your bizarre Markie fetish.
>
> >> And by the way Hotturds, you sure as hell are one of the most hilarious
> >> things I've ever seen. I mean how ****ing stump stupid do you have to
> >> be to think that Mark isn't Tiger Would
>
> > * Stalking me too now, Jeffey? I'm surprised you have the time.
>
> I'm surprised you have a dick. But then you did a great job of shoving a
> tube up it, didn't you stupidmothe****ethatyouare.

The sole reason to play with nymshifting cowards like you is
amusement, but you have descended into boring predictability. So put
some effort into it; refine your technique beyond pathetic fourth-
grade billingsgate (ruined by forgetting where your spacebar is) or
your sad cries for attention will go ignored.


Dr. Hot"poor jeffey!"Salt

[Jean O'Boyle[_2_]]

On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 16:53:31 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote:

> On Dec 29, 1:14*pm, Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey
> > wrote:
>> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 12:56:08 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote:
>>> On Dec 29, 10:35*am, vern > wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:08:37 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote:
>>>>> * The general level of competence with the language these days is
>>>>> deplorable
>>
>>>> Nothing of
>>>> any substance, not a single shred of insight, just your desperation
>>>> relentlessly driving you to try and convince yourself it's only one
>>>> person kicking your useless ass.
>>
>>>> Sorry to burst your bubble there Hotturds, but the vast
>>>> MAJORITY of people reading your tripe think you're a spanktard. And
>>>> part of the reason is your bizarre Markie fetish.
>>
>>>> And by the way Hotturds, you sure as hell are one of the most hilarious
>>>> things I've ever seen. I mean how ****ing stump stupid do you have to
>>>> be to think that Mark isn't Tiger Would
>>
>>> * Stalking me too now, Jeffey? I'm surprised you have the time.
>>
>> I'm surprised you have a dick. But then you did a great job of shoving a
>> tube up it, didn't you stupidmothe****ethatyouare.
>
> The sole reason to play with nymshifting cowards like you is
> amusement, but you have descended into boring predictability. So put
> some effort into it; refine your technique beyond pathetic fourth-
> grade billingsgate (ruined by forgetting where your spacebar is) or
> your sad cries for attention will go ignored.
>
> Dr. Hot"poor jeffey!"Salt

Thx

Now go **** your Mother, everyone else did.
--
http://tinyurl.com/5gt7

[Carolyn Blevins]

On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:41:16 GMT, Grand Mal wrote:
On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:41:16 GMT, Grand Mal wrote not a ****ing thing:

>>> _
>>> /'_/)
>>> ,/_ /
>>> / /
>>> /'_'/' '/'__'7,
>>> /'/ / / /" /_\
>>> ('( ' **** /' ')
>>> \ You' /
>>> '\' _.7'
>>> \ (
>>> \ \

[Grand Mal]

"Carolyn Blevins" > wrote in message
...
> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:41:16 GMT, Grand Mal wrote:
> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:41:16 GMT, Grand Mal wrote not a ****ing thing:
>
>>>> _
>>>> /'_/)
>>>> ,/_ /
>>>> / /
>>>> /'_'/' '/'__'7,
>>>> /'/ / / /" /_\
>>>> ('( ' **** /' ')
>>>> \ You' /
>>>> '\' _.7'
>>>> \ (
>>>> \ \

(grin!)
Thank you.
And there I was, thinking ASCII art was all done in the '90's.

[Grand Mal]

"Jeffrey Bloss" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 18:11:57 GMT, Tiger Would wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:08:21 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote:
>>
>>> [...]
>>
>> Have you peach fuzz? Do you shave? Are you of age?
>>
>> If so! Good morning!
>>
>> I hunt the archives of Usenet with great endeavour to find people
>> who I can award scholarships. Congratulations, you have qualified
>> for one entire week at AssClown U.
>>
>> Yes, being your normal assclown is not enough! You have all the
>> qualities to become a real, full-fledged AssClown!
>>
>> If I can have your MasterCard, assclown, we can get started
>> immediately!!!
>
> Can't deal with it, can you coward? You'll prattle and snipe away
> for days on end most of the time but when someone like me comes
> along and bitchslapps you with a healthy dose of unabashed reality
> you go all ****4brains.
>
> Run like hell in the general direction of "away" whilst screeching
> puerile invectives over your shoulder.
>
> I own your ass, bitch. In the space of two or three posts I've
> reduced you to a pathetic, fullsnipping pile of human waste. You
> have nothing, repeat NOTHING with which to defend yourself from me.
> You're incapable of it.

You've ****ing GOT to be kidding!
Too funny!

[Lucky]

"Grand Mal" > wrote in message
news:Mkx_m.57787$Db2.23179@edtnps83...
>
> "Walker" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 03:21:32 GMT, Grand Mal wrote:
>>
>>> "Walker" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> On Mon, 28 Dec 2009 06:05:41 GMT, Grand Mal wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Walker" > wrote in message
>>>>> ...
>>>>>> On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 11:53:27 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Dec 27, 1:20 pm, Walker > wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 13:11:57 -0500, Tiger Would wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:08:21 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Welcome to a.r.k.! Nice first post.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Thanks <grin>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You might be interested to know that people who forge others'
>>>>>>>>>> posts
>>>>>>>>>> will burn in hell. Specifically, the eighth circle of hell,
>>>>>>>>>> according
>>>>>>>>>> to Dante. He called it 'Malebolge'. I'm not sure whether the
>>>>>>>>>> crime
>>>>>>>>>> warrants eternal torture in Bolgia Nine or Bolgia Ten. For
>>>>>>>>>> instance,
>>>>>>>>>> one can look forward to disembowelment, or leprosy, depending on
>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>> exact classification.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Have you peach fuzz? Do you shave? Are you of age?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> If so! Good morning!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I hunt the archives of Usenet with great endeavour to find people
>>>>>>>>> who
>>>>>>>>> I
>>>>>>>>> can award scholarships. Congratulations, you have qualified for
>>>>>>>>> one
>>>>>>>>> entire week at AssClown U.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Yes, being your normal assclown is not enough! You have all the
>>>>>>>>> qualities
>>>>>>>>> to become a real, full-fledged AssClown!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> If I can have your MasterCard, assclown, we can get started
>>>>>>>>> immediately!!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> u, Jared, any reason your crossposting this all over fukken Usenet?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I wouldn't intentionally crosspost to an aviation newsgroup. If some
>>>>>>> illiterate nematode sets his follow-ups maliciously, of course, all
>>>>>>> bets are off.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So you're plain jackdead st00pid, okay, I can go with that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <changed kiddielike attampt to redirect my response>
>>>>>
>>>>> So which kind of stupid does that make you? Maybe just 'damn'.
>>>>
>>>> Aw, innit cute lookin' after the kiddie boi Jared.
>>>>
>>>> *snickers*
>>>
>>> And you still restored the cross-post to put this crap all over Usenet,
>>> dincha Snickers? Elbow yourself right in there and enjoy the company.
>>> You
>>> and all those others make a nice group portrait.
>>
>> Yep and I did it again, assclown.
>
> I've sometimes wondered- what in hell is an 'assclown'? I've seen the term
> in Usenet several times and I'm guessing it's regional slang in the US but
> I can't for the life of me figure out what it means. It's kind of random,
> you know, like if I called you a 'buttyodeler' or a 'crotchmime'.
> Enlighten me, and in return you can have those two terms to impress your
> friends with. Hell, if yodeling is acceptable where you are (and I
> wouldn't be surprised), you're encouraged to try to do it through your
> butt.
>
>>
>> *snorkle*
>>>
>>>> I see that you are still the same fool that you were a year or so ago,
>>>> nothing ever changes does it, you ignorant, fascist, right-wing fool?
>>>
>>> Got me mistaken for someone else, Snickers. I'm so far left I'm illegal
>>> in 6
>>> states.
>>> I had no idea who you were, coming into this, but you're starting to
>>> define
>>> yourself.
>>
>> Do you drool?
>>
>> People who drool 1) ask the same questions over and over and 2) ask the
>> same fukken moronic, self answering questions over and over.
>
> No, I don't drool and nor did I ask a question in that quote.
> Congragulations, though, on using a second-degree non sequitur in fewer
> words than I've ever seen it done before.
>
>
>>
>>>> What are you, nineteen years old now and still on track to be fascist
>>>> net cop? Are you a rent-a-pig now waiting for your day in the sun to
>>>> be
>>>> a real pig slopping at the trough in the sun behind the barn?
>>>
>>> Sigh.
>>
>> Oink.
>>
>> *laffter*
>>
>>> Another Usenet warrior wielding the same insipid Usenet combat prose.
>>> Listen, son, the first thing you need is style, preferably a style that
>>> can
>>> travel, but make sure you have the writing chops to pull it off
>>> consistently. You might have it now, might have the words, but if you do
>>> you'd better put more effort and a bit of editing into it and show off a
>>> little. You're not exactly shining right now, know what I mean?
>>
>> ROTFL!
>>
>> Can't deal with it, can you coward. You'll prattle and snipe away
>> for days on end most of the time, but when someone like me comes
>> along and bitchslapps you with a healthy dose of unabashed reality
>> you go all ****4brains. Run like hell in the general direction of
>> "away" whilst screeching puerile invectives over your shoulder.
>
> No, no, listen- when I said you needed a style I didn't mean you should
> parrot all of the trite schoolyardisms you've admired coming from others
> and I certainly didn't mean you should spew words in random order because
> you like the sound of them. How can 'reality' be 'abashed', ferchrisakes?
> If you can't spell 'bitchslaps', you can't do it in a text-based medium.
> And you seriously need to organize your thoughts- I mean, c'mon, is 'go
> all ****4brains' your idea of putting me in my place? Do you think the
> word '****' make me all fluttery?
> And, please, in the interest of style don't put 'run like hell' and
> 'whilst screaming puerile invectives' in the same sentence. It indicates
> defferent things, according to the source. In your case I see, ghostlike,
> the word 'Roget's' in the background. Here's a good tip for the beginning
> prose writer- don't write words you never say.
>
>
>>
>> I own your ass, bitch. In the space of two or three posts I've
>> reduced you to a pathetic, fullsnipping pile of human waste. You
>> have nothing, repeat NOTHING with which to defend yourself from me.
>> You're incapable of it.
>
> Stop.please, I'll be getting the vapours. Such foul language- I'll be days
> in bed recovering!
> It's two posts, Snickers, you've replied to me twice, and since I've been
> reduced to it I think I should know what 'fullsnipping' is. Maybe you
> could kill two birds and describe, in English, a 'fullsnipping assclown'.


The joke was that if St. Peter put one bird with the second handsome bird
the first bird must have been ugly.

What is the rate for being a executor of a will. My friend would like to
know as she is executor of a will.

I always prefered tall dark and handsome.

[Mark]

On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 13:32:54 -0500, Walker wrote:

> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 03:21:32 GMT, Grand Mal wrote:
>
>> "Walker" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On Mon, 28 Dec 2009 06:05:41 GMT, Grand Mal wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Walker" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 11:53:27 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Dec 27, 1:20 pm, Walker > wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 13:11:57 -0500, Tiger Would wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:08:21 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Welcome to a.r.k.! Nice first post.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Thanks <grin>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You might be interested to know that people who forge others' posts
>>>>>>>>> will burn in hell. Specifically, the eighth circle of hell,
>>>>>>>>> according
>>>>>>>>> to Dante. He called it 'Malebolge'. I'm not sure whether the crime
>>>>>>>>> warrants eternal torture in Bolgia Nine or Bolgia Ten. For instance,
>>>>>>>>> one can look forward to disembowelment, or leprosy, depending on the
>>>>>>>>> exact classification.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Have you peach fuzz? Do you shave? Are you of age?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If so! Good morning!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I hunt the archives of Usenet with great endeavour to find people who
>>>>>>>> I
>>>>>>>> can award scholarships. Congratulations, you have qualified for one
>>>>>>>> entire week at AssClown U.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yes, being your normal assclown is not enough! You have all the
>>>>>>>> qualities
>>>>>>>> to become a real, full-fledged AssClown!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If I can have your MasterCard, assclown, we can get started
>>>>>>>> immediately!!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> u, Jared, any reason your crossposting this all over fukken Usenet?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I wouldn't intentionally crosspost to an aviation newsgroup. If some
>>>>>> illiterate nematode sets his follow-ups maliciously, of course, all
>>>>>> bets are off.
>>>>>
>>>>> So you're plain jackdead st00pid, okay, I can go with that.
>>>>>
>>>>> <changed kiddielike attampt to redirect my response>
>>>>
>>>> So which kind of stupid does that make you? Maybe just 'damn'.
>>>
>>> Aw, innit cute lookin' after the kiddie boi Jared.
>>>
>>> *snickers*
>>
>> And you still restored the cross-post to put this crap all over Usenet,
>> dincha Snickers? Elbow yourself right in there and enjoy the company. You
>> and all those others make a nice group portrait.
>
> Yep and I did it again, assclown.
>
> *snorkle*
>>
>>> I see that you are still the same fool that you were a year or so ago,
>>> nothing ever changes does it, you ignorant, fascist, right-wing fool?
>>
>> Got me mistaken for someone else, Snickers. I'm so far left I'm illegal in 6
>> states.
>> I had no idea who you were, coming into this, but you're starting to define
>> yourself.
>
> Do you drool?
>
> People who drool 1) ask the same questions over and over and 2) ask the
> same fukken moronic, self answering questions over and over.
>
>>> What are you, nineteen years old now and still on track to be fascist
>>> net cop? Are you a rent-a-pig now waiting for your day in the sun to be
>>> a real pig slopping at the trough in the sun behind the barn?
>>
>> Sigh.
>
> Oink.
>
> *laffter*
>
>> Another Usenet warrior wielding the same insipid Usenet combat prose.
>> Listen, son, the first thing you need is style, preferably a style that can
>> travel, but make sure you have the writing chops to pull it off
>> consistently. You might have it now, might have the words, but if you do
>> you'd better put more effort and a bit of editing into it and show off a
>> little. You're not exactly shining right now, know what I mean?
>
> ROTFL!
>
> Can't deal with it, can you coward. You'll prattle and snipe away
> for days on end most of the time, but when someone like me comes
> along and bitchslapps you with a healthy dose of unabashed reality
> you go all ****4brains. Run like hell in the general direction of
> "away" whilst screeching puerile invectives over your shoulder.
>
> I own your ass, bitch. In the space of two or three posts I've
> reduced you to a pathetic, fullsnipping pile of human waste. You
> have nothing, repeat NOTHING with which to defend yourself from me.
> You're incapable of it.

You can call yourself a creative genius when you've done what I've done.
My walls are covered with the first run editions of /intricate valuable
artwork/. I have the originals safely stored away too. All these pieces
were commissioned before they were started, and they represent thousands
of dollars in revenue. They were all done by the same artist. Me
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/