New bug wiper system

[Tom Kelley]

Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
your wing.
Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.

#711 bugspotdotcom.

[Brian Whatcott]

Steve Koerner wrote:
>/snip/
> Do you think that folks on the ground will not be concerned with used
> toilet paper dropping from the sky? I suppose some will just think
> it's more of the same from Air Force One passing overhead.

I see the penny hasn't yet dropped in some quarters!

B

[Steve Koerner]

I don't know, Tom. I think bugs hang out in thermals too. It might
work if you can avoid flying in updrafts.

Have you tested this invention? Was this the key to winning the 18m
nationals last year?

Do you think that folks on the ground will not be concerned with used
toilet paper dropping from the sky? I suppose some will just think
it's more of the same from Air Force One passing overhead.

[Tom Kelley]

On Apr 1, 4:22�pm, brian whatcott > wrote:
> Steve Koerner wrote:
> >/snip/
> > Do you think that folks on the ground will not be concerned with used
> > toilet paper dropping from the sky? � I suppose some will just think
> > it's more of the same from Air Force One passing overhead.
>
> I see the penny hasn't yet dropped in some quarters!
>
> B

Nope, high tech, enviroment friendly, available for 15 USD per roll.
Shipping and handling 25 USD anywhere World. Send email if
interested. If used right, money back garanteed. One roll could last
entire summer, but 4 rolls surely will and will ship for same charge.

#711 bugspotdotcom.

[Steve Koerner]

Since it's multi-purpose, I'll take 8 rolls. Thanks for the special
deal on shipping Tom.

[noel.wade]

Tom -

I love your innovation! The only problem is, you know about me and
low saves... ;-P ...I'm obviously going to need a "multiple
deployment system".

So along with my shipment, can you include a couple of servos and some
wire? Where some people have "wiper garages" at their wing-roots, I'm
gonna have wooden dowels!! ;-)

--Noel

[Cumulus]

On Apr 1, 7:08*pm, Steve Koerner > wrote:
> Since it's multi-purpose, I'll take 8 rolls. *Thanks for the special
> deal on shipping Tom.

Ahh yes the smell of spring, the flowers, the rain, the pollen, cheap
wet TP and don't forget April Fools.

[Brad[_2_]]

On Apr 1, 2:15*pm, Tom Kelley > wrote:
> Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
> system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
> need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
> your wing.
> Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
> before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
> time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
> bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
> stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.
>
> #711 bugspotdotcom.

April 1.............?

[rlovinggood]

On Apr 1, 7:33*pm, "noel.wade" > wrote:
> Tom -
>
> I love your innovation! *The only problem is, you know about me and
> low saves... ;-P *...I'm obviously going to need a "multiple
> deployment system".
>
> So along with my shipment, can you include a couple of servos and some
> wire? *Where some people have "wiper garages" at their wing-roots, I'm
> gonna have wooden dowels!! ;-)
>
> --Noel

Noel,
Do you want the "Wiper Garages" made so the paper on the roll comes
off the top, or off the bottom?

Don't you fly a DG of some flavor? Sorry about that price, but it
will be US$15 for the paper and Euro 245 for that other paper...


Ray Lovinggood
Carrboro, North Carolina, USA

[Bruce Hoult]

On Apr 2, 11:22*am, brian whatcott > wrote:
> Steve Koerner wrote:
> >/snip/
> > Do you think that folks on the ground will not be concerned with used
> > toilet paper dropping from the sky? * I suppose some will just think
> > it's more of the same from Air Force One passing overhead.
>
> I see the penny hasn't yet dropped in some quarters!

Penny? ::checks date::

Your post was (see above) at 11:22 AM on April 2. The original post
was at 10:15 AM on April 2.

What penny is supposed to drop?

[Bruce Hoult]

On Apr 2, 12:54*pm, Brad > wrote:
>
> > Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
> > system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
> > need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
> > your wing.
> > Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
> > before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
> > time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
> > bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
> > stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.
>
> > #711 bugspotdotcom.
>
> April 1.............?

Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.

[Brad[_2_]]

On Apr 1, 6:21*pm, Bruce Hoult > wrote:
> On Apr 2, 12:54*pm, Brad > wrote:
>
>
>
> > > Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
> > > system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
> > > need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
> > > your wing.
> > > Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
> > > before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
> > > time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
> > > bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
> > > stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.
>
> > > #711 bugspotdotcom.
>
> > April 1.............?
>
> Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.

oooops.........................how embarrassing, thanks for setting me
straight!
shall I send you a roll of soggy toilet paper? It would look smashing
on your wings there ol' chap.

Brad

[Tom Kelley]

On Apr 1, 8:08�pm, Brad > wrote:
> On Apr 1, 6:21�pm, Bruce Hoult > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Apr 2, 12:54�pm, Brad > wrote:
>
> > > > Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
> > > > system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
> > > > need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
> > > > your wing.
> > > > Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
> > > > before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
> > > > time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
> > > > bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
> > > > stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.
>
> > > > #711 bugspotdotcom.
>
> > > April 1.............?
>
> > Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.
>
> oooops.........................how embarrassing, thanks for setting me
> straight!
> shall I send you a roll of soggy toilet paper? It would look smashing
> on your wings there ol' chap.
>
> Brad- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Newsgroups: rec.aviation.soaring
From: Tom Kelley >
Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:15:24 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Thurs, Apr 1 2010 3:15 pm
Subject: New bug wiper system

Thats the time in USA MTN time of post.
Brad,
I need dealers, please don't send wrong stuff, watered down paper ka
chings shipping costs. New products under development are triple yaw
strings(cut in the right length and thickness) and a new vent system.

#711 bugspotdotcom

[Darryl Ramm]

On Apr 1, 7:38*pm, Tom Kelley > wrote:
> On Apr 1, 8:08 pm, Brad > wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Apr 1, 6:21 pm, Bruce Hoult > wrote:
>
> > > On Apr 2, 12:54 pm, Brad > wrote:
>
> > > > > Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
> > > > > system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
> > > > > need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
> > > > > your wing.
> > > > > Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
> > > > > before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
> > > > > time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off.. No
> > > > > bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
> > > > > stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.
>
> > > > > #711 bugspotdotcom.
>
> > > > April 1.............?
>
> > > Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.
>
> > oooops.........................how embarrassing, thanks for setting me
> > straight!
> > shall I send you a roll of soggy toilet paper? It would look smashing
> > on your wings there ol' chap.
>
> > Brad- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.soaring
> From: Tom Kelley >
> Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:15:24 -0700 (PDT)
> Local: Thurs, Apr 1 2010 3:15 pm
> Subject: New bug wiper system
>
> Thats the time in USA MTN time of post.
> Brad,
> I need dealers, please don't send wrong stuff, watered down paper ka
> chings shipping costs. New products under development are triple yaw
> strings(cut in the right length and thickness) and a new vent system.
>
> #711 bugspotdotcom

I'm working on a system using electric motors a few pulleys and
fishing line that automatically wipes your ass. Any chance we could so
a swap?

Darryl

[Tom Kelley]

On Apr 1, 9:04�pm, Darryl Ramm > wrote:
> On Apr 1, 7:38�pm, Tom Kelley > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Apr 1, 8:08 pm, Brad > wrote:
>
> > > On Apr 1, 6:21 pm, Bruce Hoult > wrote:
>
> > > > On Apr 2, 12:54 pm, Brad > wrote:
>
> > > > > > Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
> > > > > > system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
> > > > > > need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
> > > > > > your wing.
> > > > > > Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
> > > > > > before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
> > > > > > time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
> > > > > > bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
> > > > > > stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.
>
> > > > > > #711 bugspotdotcom.
>
> > > > > April 1.............?
>
> > > > Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.
>
> > > oooops.........................how embarrassing, thanks for setting me
> > > straight!
> > > shall I send you a roll of soggy toilet paper? It would look smashing
> > > on your wings there ol' chap.
>
> > > Brad- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > Newsgroups: rec.aviation.soaring
> > From: Tom Kelley >
> > Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:15:24 -0700 (PDT)
> > Local: Thurs, Apr 1 2010 3:15 pm
> > Subject: New bug wiper system
>
> > Thats the time in USA MTN time of post.
> > Brad,
> > I need dealers, please don't send wrong stuff, watered down paper ka
> > chings shipping costs. New products under development are triple yaw
> > strings(cut in the right length and thickness) and a new vent system.
>
> > #711 bugspotdotcom
>
> I'm working on a system using electric motors a few pulleys and
> fishing line that automatically wipes your ass. Any chance we could so
> a swap?
>
> Darryl- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Trust me, its not the paper you use, Darryl, as it only works when you
use the right..................water. Now, thats only disclosed after
you become a dealer or purchase the product.

#711 bugspotdotcom

[Brad[_2_]]

On Apr 1, 8:15*pm, Tom Kelley > wrote:
> On Apr 1, 9:04 pm, Darryl Ramm > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Apr 1, 7:38 pm, Tom Kelley > wrote:
>
> > > On Apr 1, 8:08 pm, Brad > wrote:
>
> > > > On Apr 1, 6:21 pm, Bruce Hoult > wrote:
>
> > > > > On Apr 2, 12:54 pm, Brad > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
> > > > > > > system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
> > > > > > > need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
> > > > > > > your wing.
> > > > > > > Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
> > > > > > > before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges.. By the
> > > > > > > time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
> > > > > > > bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
> > > > > > > stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.
>
> > > > > > > #711 bugspotdotcom.
>
> > > > > > April 1.............?
>
> > > > > Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.
>
> > > > oooops.........................how embarrassing, thanks for setting me
> > > > straight!
> > > > shall I send you a roll of soggy toilet paper? It would look smashing
> > > > on your wings there ol' chap.
>
> > > > Brad- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > > Newsgroups: rec.aviation.soaring
> > > From: Tom Kelley >
> > > Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:15:24 -0700 (PDT)
> > > Local: Thurs, Apr 1 2010 3:15 pm
> > > Subject: New bug wiper system
>
> > > Thats the time in USA MTN time of post.
> > > Brad,
> > > I need dealers, please don't send wrong stuff, watered down paper ka
> > > chings shipping costs. New products under development are triple yaw
> > > strings(cut in the right length and thickness) and a new vent system.
>
> > > #711 bugspotdotcom
>
> > I'm working on a system using electric motors a few pulleys and
> > fishing line that automatically wipes your ass. Any chance we could so
> > a swap?
>
> > Darryl- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> Trust me, its not the paper you use, Darryl, as it only works when you
> use the right..................water. Now, thats only disclosed after
> you become a dealer or purchase the product.
>
> #711 bugspotdotcom

ok...................I gt first dibs on the dealer spot.............
shove off there Darryl.......:)

[Darryl Ramm]

On Apr 1, 8:20*pm, Brad > wrote:
> On Apr 1, 8:15*pm, Tom Kelley > wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Apr 1, 9:04 pm, Darryl Ramm > wrote:
>
> > > On Apr 1, 7:38 pm, Tom Kelley > wrote:
>
> > > > On Apr 1, 8:08 pm, Brad > wrote:
>
> > > > > On Apr 1, 6:21 pm, Bruce Hoult > wrote:
>
> > > > > > On Apr 2, 12:54 pm, Brad > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
> > > > > > > > system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
> > > > > > > > need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
> > > > > > > > your wing.
> > > > > > > > Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
> > > > > > > > before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
> > > > > > > > time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
> > > > > > > > bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
> > > > > > > > stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.
>
> > > > > > > > #711 bugspotdotcom.
>
> > > > > > > April 1.............?
>
> > > > > > Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.
>
> > > > > oooops.........................how embarrassing, thanks for setting me
> > > > > straight!
> > > > > shall I send you a roll of soggy toilet paper? It would look smashing
> > > > > on your wings there ol' chap.
>
> > > > > Brad- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > > > Newsgroups: rec.aviation.soaring
> > > > From: Tom Kelley >
> > > > Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:15:24 -0700 (PDT)
> > > > Local: Thurs, Apr 1 2010 3:15 pm
> > > > Subject: New bug wiper system
>
> > > > Thats the time in USA MTN time of post.
> > > > Brad,
> > > > I need dealers, please don't send wrong stuff, watered down paper ka
> > > > chings shipping costs. New products under development are triple yaw
> > > > strings(cut in the right length and thickness) and a new vent system.
>
> > > > #711 bugspotdotcom
>
> > > I'm working on a system using electric motors a few pulleys and
> > > fishing line that automatically wipes your ass. Any chance we could so
> > > a swap?
>
> > > Darryl- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > Trust me, its not the paper you use, Darryl, as it only works when you
> > use the right..................water. Now, thats only disclosed after
> > you become a dealer or purchase the product.
>
> > #711 bugspotdotcom
>
> ok...................I gt first dibs on the dealer spot.............
> shove off there Darryl.......:)

Too late. Bob K. has already reversed engineered the entire process
(bug wiper not ass wiper that is) and is chopping down trees in his
backyard (with a Sawzall) to make paper...

Darryl

[Tom Kelley]

On Apr 1, 9:26�pm, Darryl Ramm > wrote:
> On Apr 1, 8:20�pm, Brad > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Apr 1, 8:15�pm, Tom Kelley > wrote:
>
> > > On Apr 1, 9:04 pm, Darryl Ramm > wrote:
>
> > > > On Apr 1, 7:38 pm, Tom Kelley > wrote:
>
> > > > > On Apr 1, 8:08 pm, Brad > wrote:
>
> > > > > > On Apr 1, 6:21 pm, Bruce Hoult > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > On Apr 2, 12:54 pm, Brad > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > > Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
> > > > > > > > > system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
> > > > > > > > > need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
> > > > > > > > > your wing.
> > > > > > > > > Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
> > > > > > > > > before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
> > > > > > > > > time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
> > > > > > > > > bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
> > > > > > > > > stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.
>
> > > > > > > > > #711 bugspotdotcom.
>
> > > > > > > > April 1.............?
>
> > > > > > > Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.
>
> > > > > > oooops.........................how embarrassing, thanks for setting me
> > > > > > straight!
> > > > > > shall I send you a roll of soggy toilet paper? It would look smashing
> > > > > > on your wings there ol' chap.
>
> > > > > > Brad- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > > > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > > > > Newsgroups: rec.aviation.soaring
> > > > > From: Tom Kelley >
> > > > > Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:15:24 -0700 (PDT)
> > > > > Local: Thurs, Apr 1 2010 3:15 pm
> > > > > Subject: New bug wiper system
>
> > > > > Thats the time in USA MTN time of post.
> > > > > Brad,
> > > > > I need dealers, please don't send wrong stuff, watered down paper ka
> > > > > chings shipping costs. New products under development are triple yaw
> > > > > strings(cut in the right length and thickness) and a new vent system.
>
> > > > > #711 bugspotdotcom
>
> > > > I'm working on a system using electric motors a few pulleys and
> > > > fishing line that automatically wipes your ass. Any chance we could so
> > > > a swap?
>
> > > > Darryl- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > > Trust me, its not the paper you use, Darryl, as it only works when you
> > > use the right..................water. Now, thats only disclosed after
> > > you become a dealer or purchase the product.
>
> > > #711 bugspotdotcom
>
> > ok...................I gt first dibs on the dealer spot.............
> > shove off there Darryl.......:)
>
> Too late. Bob K. has already reversed engineered the entire process
> (bug wiper not ass wiper that is) and is chopping down trees in his
> backyard (with a Sawzall) to make paper...
>
> Darryl- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Hey Darryl,
Just got an email saying your bug wiper tests aren't going well.
Something about a loop in the line and well, neutering. Ouch.........

[Martin Gregorie[_5_]]

On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:21:05 -0700, Bruce Hoult wrote:

> On Apr 2, 12:54Â*pm, Brad > wrote:
>>
>> > Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
>> > system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
>> > need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
>> > your wing.
>> > Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
>> > before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
>> > time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
>> > bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
>> > stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.
>>
>> > #711 bugspotdotcom.
>>
>> April 1.............?
>
> Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.

You're behind the times, son. Original post was 1 April 2010 14:15 PDT.


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