ORD Approach

[J.F.]

ORD Approach: "United 143 best forward speed to the marker, you are number one."

United 143 (male): "Roger, balls to the wall."

ORD Approach: "American 245, you're number two behind a United 737, follow him, cleared
visual, at your best forward speed."

American 245 (female): "Well, I can't do balls to the wall, but I can go wide open."



-Radio silence-



Unknown male Pilot: "Is American hiring?"



--
J.F.
If guys had periods. They would compare the size of their tampons!

[cebo]

In article m>,
"J.F." > wrote:

> ORD Approach: "United 143 best forward speed to the marker, you are number
> one."
>
> United 143 (male): "Roger, balls to the wall."
>
> ORD Approach: "American 245, you're number two behind a United 737, follow
> him, cleared
> visual, at your best forward speed."
>
> American 245 (female): "Well, I can't do balls to the wall, but I can go
> wide open."
>
>
>
> -Radio silence-
>
>
>
> Unknown male Pilot: "Is American hiring?"

I like it...too funny