I want to tell you something that has changed my life!

[C J Campbell]

I want to tell you about something that has changed my life! Here at
Pre-paid Flight Time (1) we will sell you 10 hours on a Citation II for only
$5,000! Less than half the usual cost! You may use your hours within one
year of purchase, or you may purchase a one year extension for only $500!
You may also freely sell your hours to anyone you wish and we will handle
the transfer for the nominal fee of $500. Think of it! You could buy blocks
of 10 hours worth $10,000 and for only half price and sell them for whatever
the market will bear.

If you buy just five 10 hour blocks and pay an additional fee of only
$10,000, you can be one of our distributors! This entitles you to one half
the $500 transfer and extension fees of all your customers.

This offer is being made for only a limited time, so hurry! It is not spam!
It is completely legal! Please visit our web site at www.iamasucker.com,
where we will tell you the secret to unlimited wealth, endless sexual
gratification, and the ability to turn invisible.

This offer void wherever prohibited or to satire-impaired persons, void if
we never get around to actually buying a Citation II, or if we go bankrupt,
or if we just don't like you. If you send us any money there will be no
refunds or exchanges.

(1) Not affiliated with Pre-paid Legal Services.

--
Christopher J. Campbell
World Famous Flight Instructor
Port Orchard, WA


If you go around beating the Bush, don't complain if you rile the animals.

[CFLav8r]

> It is completely legal! Please visit our web site at www.iamasucker.com,

Wow! I love your website...
On page two of your website there appears to be some sort of disclaimer, but
I couldn't quite make out the fine print (maybe due to the use of a font
size of .008pt.).

If you could please clarify this, I am willing to send you my life savings.

www.iamasucker.com/taxfreeroyalties.html

Thanks in advance for the info..

Sincerely,
John Thomas Deputy Marshall
Internal Revenue Service
Income Tax Fraud and Evasion Department
Washington, D.C.

cc: Glenda Wilibernathy - FAA Fraud Division

[John Galban]

"C J Campbell" > wrote in message >...
> I want to tell you about something that has changed my life! Here at
> Pre-paid Flight Time (1) we will sell you 10 hours on a Citation II for only
> $5,000! ...

I think it would be safe to assume that CJ got some spam today :-)

Hey CJ, have you heard about the all-natural pill that enlarges your
propeller? "Never be embarrased at the hold-short bars again!"

John Galban=====>N4BQ (PA28-180)

[Jim]

What an amazing deal!!! I am very impressed!

I currently represent several Nigerian pilots who are interested in your
Pre-paid Flight Time in your Citation II. However, your fees currently are
under our minimum finance limit. If you would be so kind as to promptly
return the overpayment amount paid to your fine organization by our US
Banking affiliate's Certified Cashier's Check, I am positive that we will be
able to provide you several qualified pilots. We have established accounts
at some of your nations finest financial establishments. Accounts that can
be verified for your approval. Upon your acceptance, we will promptly
forward to your attention and for your inspection, a Certified Cashier's
Check for each pilot, in the amount of $15,000. This is our companies
minimum finance limit. Upon receipt of our check, you may immediately
present it to the financial institution of your choosing for immediate
payment in US currency. At that time, we ask that you promptly request a
Certified Cashier's Check, made out to our company, in the amount of $5000
for the refund to us. You can then mail it to our company. Upon receipt of
our refund, we will then send your company complete information packets and
arrival dates of our pilots. We look forward to working with you!

You may verify our intent and our sincerity by searching for Nigerian Scam
on Google.com.

--

If you go around beating the Bush, don't complain if you rile the animals
or if your wife kicks your ass out of bed.

[carlos]

Hi CJ.

My father was the late Ima Su Kah, ruler of Asia, several Pacific Rim atolls
and an asteroid. He left me his life savings, which I would like to invest
in your company.

Would you be so kind as to open a bank account where I will transfer the
money? You will need, though, to wire me $10,000 so I can bribe the public
officials holding my father's money - which I will, of course, promptly pay
back to you. Actually, I will pay you $20,000 for your kindness.

So book me for 100 hours to start.

Cheers!

"C J Campbell" > wrote in message
...
> I want to tell you about something that has changed my life! Here at
> Pre-paid Flight Time (1) we will sell you 10 hours on a Citation II for
only
> $5,000! Less than half the usual cost! You may use your hours within one
> year of purchase, or you may purchase a one year extension for only $500!
> You may also freely sell your hours to anyone you wish and we will handle
> the transfer for the nominal fee of $500. Think of it! You could buy
blocks
> of 10 hours worth $10,000 and for only half price and sell them for
whatever
> the market will bear.
>
> If you buy just five 10 hour blocks and pay an additional fee of only
> $10,000, you can be one of our distributors! This entitles you to one half
> the $500 transfer and extension fees of all your customers.
>
> This offer is being made for only a limited time, so hurry! It is not
spam!
> It is completely legal! Please visit our web site at www.iamasucker.com,
> where we will tell you the secret to unlimited wealth, endless sexual
> gratification, and the ability to turn invisible.
>
> This offer void wherever prohibited or to satire-impaired persons, void if
> we never get around to actually buying a Citation II, or if we go
bankrupt,
> or if we just don't like you. If you send us any money there will be no
> refunds or exchanges.
>
> (1) Not affiliated with Pre-paid Legal Services.
>
> --
> Christopher J. Campbell
> World Famous Flight Instructor
> Port Orchard, WA
>
>
> If you go around beating the Bush, don't complain if you rile the animals.
>
>
>

[Tom Sixkiller]

"C J Campbell" > wrote in message
...
> I want to tell you about something that has changed my life! Here at
> Pre-paid Flight Time (1) we will sell you 10 hours on a Citation II for
only
> $5,000! Less than half the usual cost! You may use your hours within one
> year of purchase, or you may purchase a one year extension for only $500!
> You may also freely sell your hours to anyone you wish and we will handle
> the transfer for the nominal fee of $500. Think of it! You could buy
blocks
> of 10 hours worth $10,000 and for only half price and sell them for
whatever
> the market will bear.

I was expecting something about an episode from "Walker:Texas Ranger".

[G.R. Patterson III]

Tom Sixkiller wrote:
>
> I was expecting something about an episode from "Walker:Texas Ranger".

For another five grand, I'm sure C.J. will promise to provide it.

George Patterson
Great discoveries are not announced with "Eureka!". What's usually said is
"Hummmmm... That's interesting...."

[Paul Folbrecht]

I've got a good little story. A coworker of mine decided to beat the
scammer behind these "Nigerian forture" mails at his own game, by
actually replying to the mail and feigning interest. He's had the guy
going for a couple weeks now, asserting that he's very close to giving
him his account #, but just needs to know this or that, etc. He's
created an alternate persona for himself- an elderly immigrant who runs
a "prophylactic repair" business and has serious gastointentinal
trouble. You should see some of the stuff he's written- and gotten a
reply to. It's a riot.

Jim wrote:
> What an amazing deal!!! I am very impressed!
>
> I currently represent several Nigerian pilots who are interested in your
> Pre-paid Flight Time in your Citation II. However, your fees currently are
> under our minimum finance limit. If you would be so kind as to promptly
> return the overpayment amount paid to your fine organization by our US
> Banking affiliate's Certified Cashier's Check, I am positive that we will be
> able to provide you several qualified pilots. We have established accounts
> at some of your nations finest financial establishments. Accounts that can
> be verified for your approval. Upon your acceptance, we will promptly
> forward to your attention and for your inspection, a Certified Cashier's
> Check for each pilot, in the amount of $15,000. This is our companies
> minimum finance limit. Upon receipt of our check, you may immediately
> present it to the financial institution of your choosing for immediate
> payment in US currency. At that time, we ask that you promptly request a
> Certified Cashier's Check, made out to our company, in the amount of $5000
> for the refund to us. You can then mail it to our company. Upon receipt of
> our refund, we will then send your company complete information packets and
> arrival dates of our pilots. We look forward to working with you!
>
> You may verify our intent and our sincerity by searching for Nigerian Scam
> on Google.com.
>

[Cockpit Colin]

I heard on the news the other day that it's Nigeria's 5th biggest earner :(




"Paul Folbrecht" > wrote in message
k.net...
> I've got a good little story. A coworker of mine decided to beat the
> scammer behind these "Nigerian forture" mails at his own game, by
> actually replying to the mail and feigning interest. He's had the guy
> going for a couple weeks now, asserting that he's very close to giving
> him his account #, but just needs to know this or that, etc. He's
> created an alternate persona for himself- an elderly immigrant who runs
> a "prophylactic repair" business and has serious gastointentinal
> trouble. You should see some of the stuff he's written- and gotten a
> reply to. It's a riot.
>
> Jim wrote:
> > What an amazing deal!!! I am very impressed!
> >
> > I currently represent several Nigerian pilots who are interested in your
> > Pre-paid Flight Time in your Citation II. However, your fees currently
are
> > under our minimum finance limit. If you would be so kind as to promptly
> > return the overpayment amount paid to your fine organization by our US
> > Banking affiliate's Certified Cashier's Check, I am positive that we
will be
> > able to provide you several qualified pilots. We have established
accounts
> > at some of your nations finest financial establishments. Accounts that
can
> > be verified for your approval. Upon your acceptance, we will promptly
> > forward to your attention and for your inspection, a Certified Cashier's
> > Check for each pilot, in the amount of $15,000. This is our companies
> > minimum finance limit. Upon receipt of our check, you may immediately
> > present it to the financial institution of your choosing for immediate
> > payment in US currency. At that time, we ask that you promptly request
a
> > Certified Cashier's Check, made out to our company, in the amount of
$5000
> > for the refund to us. You can then mail it to our company. Upon
receipt of
> > our refund, we will then send your company complete information packets
and
> > arrival dates of our pilots. We look forward to working with you!
> >
> > You may verify our intent and our sincerity by searching for Nigerian
Scam
> > on Google.com.
> >
>

[Ricky Robbins]

On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 16:44:47 -0700, "Tom Sixkiller" >
wrote:

>I was expecting something about an episode from "Walker:Texas Ranger".

Tom, you might be a redneck.

Ricky

[Tom Sixkiller]

<Ricky Robbins> wrote in message
...
> On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 16:44:47 -0700, "Tom Sixkiller" >
> wrote:
>
> >I was expecting something about an episode from "Walker:Texas Ranger".
>
> Tom, you might be a redneck.
>
I are!

[John Galban]

Paul Folbrecht > wrote in message >...
> I've got a good little story. A coworker of mine decided to beat the
> scammer behind these "Nigerian forture" mails at his own game, by
> actually replying to the mail and feigning interest. He's had the guy
> going for a couple weeks now, asserting that he's very close to giving
> him his account #, but just needs to know this or that, etc. He's
> created an alternate persona for himself- an elderly immigrant who runs
> a "prophylactic repair" business and has serious gastointentinal
> trouble. You should see some of the stuff he's written- and gotten a
> reply to. It's a riot.
>

This is getting to be a common internet pastime. I've seen several
websites with teams of under-entertained folks who spend much of their
time pretending to be naive victims for the scams. I recall reading
one person's log of emails between himself and a gold mine scammer in
Africa. He was so convincing that he actually persuaded the con man
to send him an ore sample worth about $125. It was nice to see a
conner get conned for a change.

John Galban=====>N4BQ (PA28-180)

[Big John]

John

Wonder what he sent?

Last time I was in SA I went down 6000 ft in a 12,000 foot mine. My
escort told me to take what I wanted as it took a ton of rocks to get
one Oz of gold.

Big John


On 29 Jan 2004 15:34:36 -0800, (John Galban)
wrote:

>Paul Folbrecht > wrote in message >...
>> I've got a good little story. A coworker of mine decided to beat the
>> scammer behind these "Nigerian forture" mails at his own game, by
>> actually replying to the mail and feigning interest. He's had the guy
>> going for a couple weeks now, asserting that he's very close to giving
>> him his account #, but just needs to know this or that, etc. He's
>> created an alternate persona for himself- an elderly immigrant who runs
>> a "prophylactic repair" business and has serious gastointentinal
>> trouble. You should see some of the stuff he's written- and gotten a
>> reply to. It's a riot.
>>
>
> This is getting to be a common internet pastime. I've seen several
>websites with teams of under-entertained folks who spend much of their
>time pretending to be naive victims for the scams. I recall reading
>one person's log of emails between himself and a gold mine scammer in
>Africa. He was so convincing that he actually persuaded the con man
>to send him an ore sample worth about $125. It was nice to see a
>conner get conned for a change.
>
>John Galban=====>N4BQ (PA28-180)