Re: Worst Jokes At Oshkosh

[G.R. Patterson III]

Jay Honeck wrote:
>
> Hey, wait a minute -- you HATED that joke when Ousterhout told it at the
> pool party!

Yeah, but then it was Ousterhout's joke; at Osh it was Jim's joke. Sorta like you
hated your father's car until he gave it to you. Then it was great.

George Patterson
In Idaho, tossing a rattlesnake into a crowded room is felony assault.
In Tennessee, it's evangelism.

[Bruce A. Frank]

No, if it were a San Francisco joke the punch line would read, "Would they still be
brothers?"

Richard Lamb wrote:

> "Bruce A. Frank" wrote:
> >
> > tony roberts wrote:
> >
> > > In Vegas, upon learning that I was from Canada,
> > > the barmaid told me a joke (I think :)
> > > What's the difference between a Canadian and a Canoe?
> > > A Canoe tips!
> > >
> > > And she was looking for a tip?
> > > Don't they teach Diplomacy 101 over there? :):):)
> > >
> >
> > So what did she have to lose? ;^)
> >
> > > So - having told you a Canadian joke, that qualifies me to tell one
> > > American joke.
>
> > > If a couple from the Ozarks move to San Francisco and get a divorce, are
> > > they still legally brother and sister?
> > >
> > In San Francisco it depends on whether the hormone treatments are finished yet.
> >
> >
>
> Seems more like a California joke than Amreican, Bruce.
>
> Richard

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