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Chris W
September 20th 04, 07:20 AM
A girl I know told me she went out with an airline pilot the other day.
He told her a "story" about where he was transporting an empty 737
passenger plane to somewhere, on the way he rolled it. My friend seems
to think he is credible. I don't know. . .
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Ditch
September 20th 04, 10:38 AM
>A girl I know told me she went out with an airline pilot the other day.
>He told her a "story" about where he was transporting an empty 737
>passenger plane to somewhere, on the way he rolled it. My friend seems
>to think he is credible. I don't know. . .
I know guys that roll DC-8s. It can be done and there is even old footage of
Tex Johnson (Johnston?) rolling a 707.
-John
*You are nothing until you have flown a Douglas, Lockheed, Grumman or North
American*
Peter Lewis
September 20th 04, 11:28 AM
Heard a presumably valid story some years ago about a BA pilot being
checked out on Concorde. The Instructor rolled the aircraft one way, and
then got the student to roll it back again in the other direction.
The story came to me from a 'usually reliable source', so I guess it's
valid. Expertly done, a roll should impose no great stress on the
airframe, as was frequently demonstrated by Bob Hoover in his famous
'pouring a glass of water while performing a slow roll' routine.
Peter
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Paul Sengupta
September 20th 04, 12:46 PM
"Peter Lewis" > wrote in message
...
> Heard a presumably valid story some years ago about a BA pilot being
> checked out on Concorde. The Instructor rolled the aircraft one way, and
> then got the student to roll it back again in the other direction.
> The story came to me from a 'usually reliable source', so I guess it's
> valid.
If I remember correctly, it was John Hutchinson or Mike Bannister,
recounting
being checked out by Brian Trubshaw the test pilot.
Trubshaw rolled it in one direction. He handed over the controls to the BA
pilot
and said "ok, wind it back".
It might have been another "original" BA pilot.
Paul
Brad Z
September 20th 04, 02:14 PM
I believe he was trying to get into her pants. Sounds like she bought it.
"Chris W" > wrote in message
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> A girl I know told me she went out with an airline pilot the other day.
> He told her a "story" about where he was transporting an empty 737
> passenger plane to somewhere, on the way he rolled it. My friend seems
> to think he is credible. I don't know. . .
>
>
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Andrew Gideon
September 20th 04, 04:22 PM
Chris W wrote:
> A girl I know told me she went out with an airline pilot the other day.
> He told her a "story" about where he was transporting an empty 737
> passenger plane to somewhere, on the way he rolled it. My friend seems
> to think he is credible. I don't know. . .
That's ridiculous! What girl would go out with an airline pilot??
- Andrew
Ditch
September 20th 04, 09:49 PM
>That's ridiculous! What girl would go out with an airline pilot??
>
That is true...When I was doing the dating scene and was asked what I did for a
living I told them I was a janitor at the local high school.
-John
*You are nothing until you have flown a Douglas, Lockheed, Grumman or North
American*
Don Hammer
September 21st 04, 02:11 AM
Reminds me of the old bumper sticker -
"Don't tell my mom I'm an airline pilot. She thinks I'm a piano
player on a whore house"
>
>That is true...When I was doing the dating scene and was asked what I did for a
>living I told them I was a janitor at the local high school.
>
>
Michelle P
September 21st 04, 03:35 AM
Andrew,
Their are a few of our 1500 or so Pilots that I would consider going out
with. Most not a chance.
Michelle
Andrew Gideon wrote:
>Chris W wrote:
>
>
>
>>A girl I know told me she went out with an airline pilot the other day.
>>He told her a "story" about where he was transporting an empty 737
>>passenger plane to somewhere, on the way he rolled it. My friend seems
>>to think he is credible. I don't know. . .
>>
>>
>
>That's ridiculous! What girl would go out with an airline pilot??
>
> - Andrew
>
>
>
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Tom S.
September 21st 04, 07:31 PM
"Ditch" > wrote in message
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> >That's ridiculous! What girl would go out with an airline pilot??
> >
>
> That is true...When I was doing the dating scene and was asked what I did
for a
> living I told them I was a janitor at the local high school.
>
Should have told them you taught high school...then you'd really scored.
Morgans
September 21st 04, 09:59 PM
"Tom S." > wrote
> Should have told them you taught high school...then you'd really scored.
>
Really? Hasn't worked that well for me! ;-)
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Brian Case
September 21st 04, 10:56 PM
Chris W > wrote in message news:<3Fu3d.70785$mu.17088@okepread07>...
> A girl I know told me she went out with an airline pilot the other day.
> He told her a "story" about where he was transporting an empty 737
> passenger plane to somewhere, on the way he rolled it. My friend seems
> to think he is credible. I don't know. . .
A Boeing employee once told me that every production aircraft Boeing
has ever made has been rolled.
Certianly don't know how credible that statement is. I have however
seen a photo taken out of the 707 while inverted.
Brian
CFIIG/ASEL
Orval Fairbairn
September 22nd 04, 03:40 AM
In article >,
(Brian Case) wrote:
> Chris W > wrote in message
> news:<3Fu3d.70785$mu.17088@okepread07>...
> > A girl I know told me she went out with an airline pilot the other day.
> > He told her a "story" about where he was transporting an empty 737
> > passenger plane to somewhere, on the way he rolled it. My friend seems
> > to think he is credible. I don't know. . .
>
> A Boeing employee once told me that every production aircraft Boeing
> has ever made has been rolled.
>
> Certianly don't know how credible that statement is. I have however
> seen a photo taken out of the 707 while inverted.
>
> Brian
> CFIIG/ASEL
A properly executed aileron roll should not place undue stresses on the
airframe -- all you have to have is a lot of sky.
Grumpy Ditch
September 22nd 04, 10:51 AM
> I know guys that roll DC-8s. It can be done and there is even old footage of
> Tex Johnson (Johnston?) rolling a 707.
My first instructor looped a Caravelle (similar configuration to a
DC9) on several occasions during ferry flights (no passengers). How
much airspace does that take up?
tony roberts
September 23rd 04, 06:48 AM
Easy enough to check.
Look for the crap all over the washroom ceilings :)
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> A girl I know told me she went out with an airline pilot the other day.
> He told her a "story" about where he was transporting an empty 737
> passenger plane to somewhere, on the way he rolled it. My friend seems
> to think he is credible. I don't know. . .
vincent p. norris
September 25th 04, 02:25 AM
>Easy enough to check.
>Look for the crap all over the washroom ceilings :)
Nope! In a properly done loop or barrel roll, the crap would stay
where it belongs.
vince norris
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