Re: Naked Man Runs After Qantas Jet

[nobody]

Ted Ng wrote:
> "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain. We will be returning to the
> gate because a nude manic-depressive has climbed into the wheel well of our
> plane. We regret the inconvenience and hope to be in the air shortly."

"
Ladies and gentlemen, those on the left of the aircraft can see a film crew
shooting another episode of the LAX TV series. In exchange for the free
publicity, Qantas has agreed to play their game and as a result we'll have a
slight delay.

If you are lucky, you may be able to spot Heather Locklear with a loose blouse
from above. We hope that this would more than compensate for the slight delay.
"

[Bertie the Bunyip]

Sylvia Else > wrote in
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> No doubt he'll be prosecuted under legislation that prohibits conduct
> that tends to bring airport security into disrepute.
>

wota fjuking ******
> Sylvia.
>
> n-e-w-s wrote:
>
>> Naked bid to fly Down Under
>>
>> LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- A Canadian man, angry that he was
>> refused a plane ticket to Australia at Los Angeles International
>> Airport, stripped naked, sprinted across the tarmac and climbed into
>> the wheel well of a moving jumbo jet, officials said on Wednesday.
>>
>> Pilots of the Qantas Airways flight stopped the plane. The man was
>> coaxed out of the wheel well and arrested for trespassing, said
>> airport spokeswoman Nancy Castles.
>>
>> "This was an extremely dangerous thing for him to do. If he had
>> continued to cling in there with the aircraft taking off at over 200
>> miles (320 kph) per hour, he might have fallen out and could have been
>> sucked up by an engine," she said.
>>
>> "If he had survived that and was in the wheel well when the landing
>> gear was retracted, he could have been crushed by the mechanism. And
>> if not he very likely would have frozen to death during the 15 1/2
>> hour flight at 30,000 feet (9,150 metres) while wearing no clothes."
>>
>> The man, Neil Melly, 31, tried to buy a one-way ticket on the Qantas
>> flight on Monday evening, but was turned down because he could not
>> supply a valid credit card, Castles said.
>>
>> Later, he managed to climb over an airport fence, topped by three
>> strands of barbed wire, without injury and was spotted by a ramp
>> worker "running, naked, full-speed" toward the plane.
>>
>> Castles said a check by authorities found that Melly had been reported
>> missing to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and was suffering from
>> bi-polar disorder, a manic-depressive illness.
>
>

[Bertie the Bunyip]

Professeur Von TwoSteps esq. <.@.> wrote in
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> From : n-e-w-s >
> Message-ID : <ujslo0h6ghn7dgkmt0b923v1tlfhdvjvu7@news>
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>>The man, Neil Melly, 31, tried to buy a one-way ticket on the Qantas
>>flight on Monday evening, but was turned down
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> Naturally he was turned down, *we* don't want any *stoopid* Canadians
> *down here*. As a matter of fact *we* don't want *anykinda*
> North/South American foreign *stoopids* down here
>
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> Our preference is to distance *ourselves* from the everyday
> recreational drugs and gay debauchery of Planet America
>

Yeh. Right.

I been to Sydney, maytee


Bertie

[anon]

John Galban wrote:
> "Ted Ng" > wrote in message >...
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>>That's some great security at LAX!
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> That's why they call it LAX :-)
>

If the recode it, it would no longer be LAX... Would it then be referred
to as Ex-LAX?