Santa Claus crashed into my plane !!!!!

[Bruno Beam]

**** ! Who will pay the damage now ? And who will clean the mess?

P.S. : Sorry, no Christmas this year, bits o' Santa are scattered all
over the country ...

[Tobias Mock]

Here's some evidence:

http://tinyurl.com/3msbc

Tobias

[Schmoe]

http://www.evildave.com/santasdead/

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Schmoe wrote:
> http://www.evildave.com/santasdead/
During the christmas season lawyers invoke the Santa clause

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Schmoe wrote:
> http://www.evildave.com/santasdead/
During the christmas season do lawyers invoke the Santa clause?

[C J Campbell]

> wrote in message
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> Schmoe wrote:
> > http://www.evildave.com/santasdead/
> During the christmas season lawyers invoke the Santa clause
>

All the elves are subordinate clauses.