Can you answer these questions?

[[email protected]]

<satire>

(1) I gotta buy a flight bag. Which one should I buy?

(2) What should I keep in that flight bag?

(3) Which flash light should I buy for night flight?

(4) My wife needs a headset. Given that you do not know her or for that
matter, haven't seen her, Can you tell me which headset should I buy
for her?

(5) I just soloed, which sunglasses do I need?

(6) I got to buy a plane this month to get a huge tax break. Which one?
Oh! and in another thread, I have posted a question about whether to
save a few bucks on a transceiver by not getting the nav feature.

(7) I am a <enter profession here>. I like flying, can you tell me if I
should become a professional pilot?

</satire>

p.s.:

[instrcutor to student on a night flight]: In case you have an engine
failure at night and you are going down for an off-airport landing,
remember to turn the landing light on so you see where you are going to
crash.

[student]: What if I don't like what I see?
[instructor]: Turn the light off.

[Mike Adams]

wrote:

> <satire>

Yes, but do I have to?

[Jeff Franks]

Humor appreciated, but at the same time, isn't the purpose of these forums
to help each other understand what we don't currently understand? A new
student pilot with no aviation background won't know that these aren't
"good" questions or that they aren't giving us enough information.

I work in the computer networking field and *CONSTANTLY* get questions from
business clients like "My computer at home keeps running out of memory, can
I put the 80 GB hard drive I saw at walmart in it?".......well, there are
about 15 areas of concern that I could come back and completely destroy the
person on in that one sentence. But, why? They don't know. They only know
that they are having a problem and are smart enough to ask for help.

Sorry, if we've offended you with our ignorance in the past. Let's talk
about RIP/RIP2 and IP routing sometime.

jf

> wrote in message
oups.com...
> <satire>
>
> (1) I gotta buy a flight bag. Which one should I buy?
>
> (2) What should I keep in that flight bag?
>
> (3) Which flash light should I buy for night flight?
>
> (4) My wife needs a headset. Given that you do not know her or for that
> matter, haven't seen her, Can you tell me which headset should I buy
> for her?
>
> (5) I just soloed, which sunglasses do I need?
>
> (6) I got to buy a plane this month to get a huge tax break. Which one?
> Oh! and in another thread, I have posted a question about whether to
> save a few bucks on a transceiver by not getting the nav feature.
>
> (7) I am a <enter profession here>. I like flying, can you tell me if I
> should become a professional pilot?
>
> </satire>
>
> p.s.:
>
> [instrcutor to student on a night flight]: In case you have an engine
> failure at night and you are going down for an off-airport landing,
> remember to turn the landing light on so you see where you are going to
> crash.
>
> [student]: What if I don't like what I see?
> [instructor]: Turn the light off.
>

[PJ Hunt]

I just tell people they need to download some more memory off the internet.

They could try www.downloadfreememoryhere.com

If they are all out of memory at that site, I offer to email them some.

PJ

============================================
Here's to the duck who swam a lake and never lost a feather,
May sometime another year, we all be back together.
JJW
============================================
> Jeff Franks" > wrote in message
...
> Humor appreciated, but at the same time, isn't the purpose of these forums
> to help each other understand what we don't currently understand? A new
> student pilot with no aviation background won't know that these aren't
> "good" questions or that they aren't giving us enough information.
>
> I work in the computer networking field and *CONSTANTLY* get questions
from
> business clients like "My computer at home keeps running out of memory,
can
> I put the 80 GB hard drive I saw at walmart in it?".......well, there are
> about 15 areas of concern that I could come back and completely destroy
the
> person on in that one sentence. But, why? They don't know. They only
know
> that they are having a problem and are smart enough to ask for help.
>
> Sorry, if we've offended you with our ignorance in the past. Let's talk
> about RIP/RIP2 and IP routing sometime.
>
> jf
>
> > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > <satire>
> >
> > (1) I gotta buy a flight bag. Which one should I buy?
> >
> > (2) What should I keep in that flight bag?
> >
> > (3) Which flash light should I buy for night flight?
> >
> > (4) My wife needs a headset. Given that you do not know her or for that
> > matter, haven't seen her, Can you tell me which headset should I buy
> > for her?
> >
> > (5) I just soloed, which sunglasses do I need?
> >
> > (6) I got to buy a plane this month to get a huge tax break. Which one?
> > Oh! and in another thread, I have posted a question about whether to
> > save a few bucks on a transceiver by not getting the nav feature.
> >
> > (7) I am a <enter profession here>. I like flying, can you tell me if I
> > should become a professional pilot?
> >
> > </satire>
> >
> > p.s.:
> >
> > [instrcutor to student on a night flight]: In case you have an engine
> > failure at night and you are going down for an off-airport landing,
> > remember to turn the landing light on so you see where you are going to
> > crash.
> >
> > [student]: What if I don't like what I see?
> > [instructor]: Turn the light off.
> >
>
>
>

[Frankster]

I tried to download that memory. Bad link. Can you please check the link
and post the right one for downloading memory. I'd like about 1 Gig. And I
need it by tomorrow, so I can save a large amount of data to my hard drive.

Thanks!

-Frank

"PJ Hunt" > wrote in message
...
>I just tell people they need to download some more memory off the internet.
>
> They could try www.downloadfreememoryhere.com
>
> If they are all out of memory at that site, I offer to email them some.
>
> PJ
>
> ============================================
> Here's to the duck who swam a lake and never lost a feather,
> May sometime another year, we all be back together.
> JJW
> ============================================
>> Jeff Franks" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Humor appreciated, but at the same time, isn't the purpose of these
>> forums
>> to help each other understand what we don't currently understand? A new
>> student pilot with no aviation background won't know that these aren't
>> "good" questions or that they aren't giving us enough information.
>>
>> I work in the computer networking field and *CONSTANTLY* get questions
> from
>> business clients like "My computer at home keeps running out of memory,
> can
>> I put the 80 GB hard drive I saw at walmart in it?".......well, there are
>> about 15 areas of concern that I could come back and completely destroy
> the
>> person on in that one sentence. But, why? They don't know. They only
> know
>> that they are having a problem and are smart enough to ask for help.
>>
>> Sorry, if we've offended you with our ignorance in the past. Let's talk
>> about RIP/RIP2 and IP routing sometime.
>>
>> jf
>>
>> > wrote in message
>> oups.com...
>> > <satire>
>> >
>> > (1) I gotta buy a flight bag. Which one should I buy?
>> >
>> > (2) What should I keep in that flight bag?
>> >
>> > (3) Which flash light should I buy for night flight?
>> >
>> > (4) My wife needs a headset. Given that you do not know her or for that
>> > matter, haven't seen her, Can you tell me which headset should I buy
>> > for her?
>> >
>> > (5) I just soloed, which sunglasses do I need?
>> >
>> > (6) I got to buy a plane this month to get a huge tax break. Which one?
>> > Oh! and in another thread, I have posted a question about whether to
>> > save a few bucks on a transceiver by not getting the nav feature.
>> >
>> > (7) I am a <enter profession here>. I like flying, can you tell me if I
>> > should become a professional pilot?
>> >
>> > </satire>
>> >
>> > p.s.:
>> >
>> > [instrcutor to student on a night flight]: In case you have an engine
>> > failure at night and you are going down for an off-airport landing,
>> > remember to turn the landing light on so you see where you are going to
>> > crash.
>> >
>> > [student]: What if I don't like what I see?
>> > [instructor]: Turn the light off.
>> >
>>
>>
>>
>
>

[PJ Hunt]

That link may have a broken sparkalator or fluxmotometer. Try it again later
and if it doesn't work I'll see if I have any extra lying around here I can
email you.

PJ

============================================
Here's to the duck who swam a lake and never lost a feather,
May sometime another year, we all be back together.
JJW
============================================

"Frankster" > wrote in message
...
> I tried to download that memory. Bad link. Can you please check the link
> and post the right one for downloading memory. I'd like about 1 Gig. And
I
> need it by tomorrow, so I can save a large amount of data to my hard
drive.
>
> Thanks!
>
> -Frank
>
> "PJ Hunt" > wrote in message
> ...
> >I just tell people they need to download some more memory off the
internet.
> >
> > They could try www.downloadfreememoryhere.com
> >
> > If they are all out of memory at that site, I offer to email them some.
> >
> > PJ
> >
> > ============================================
> > Here's to the duck who swam a lake and never lost a feather,
> > May sometime another year, we all be back together.
> > JJW
> > ============================================
> >> Jeff Franks" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >> Humor appreciated, but at the same time, isn't the purpose of these
> >> forums
> >> to help each other understand what we don't currently understand? A
new
> >> student pilot with no aviation background won't know that these aren't
> >> "good" questions or that they aren't giving us enough information.
> >>
> >> I work in the computer networking field and *CONSTANTLY* get questions
> > from
> >> business clients like "My computer at home keeps running out of memory,
> > can
> >> I put the 80 GB hard drive I saw at walmart in it?".......well, there
are
> >> about 15 areas of concern that I could come back and completely destroy
> > the
> >> person on in that one sentence. But, why? They don't know. They only
> > know
> >> that they are having a problem and are smart enough to ask for help.
> >>
> >> Sorry, if we've offended you with our ignorance in the past. Let's
talk
> >> about RIP/RIP2 and IP routing sometime.
> >>
> >> jf
> >>
> >> > wrote in message
> >> oups.com...
> >> > <satire>
> >> >
> >> > (1) I gotta buy a flight bag. Which one should I buy?
> >> >
> >> > (2) What should I keep in that flight bag?
> >> >
> >> > (3) Which flash light should I buy for night flight?
> >> >
> >> > (4) My wife needs a headset. Given that you do not know her or for
that
> >> > matter, haven't seen her, Can you tell me which headset should I buy
> >> > for her?
> >> >
> >> > (5) I just soloed, which sunglasses do I need?
> >> >
> >> > (6) I got to buy a plane this month to get a huge tax break. Which
one?
> >> > Oh! and in another thread, I have posted a question about whether to
> >> > save a few bucks on a transceiver by not getting the nav feature.
> >> >
> >> > (7) I am a <enter profession here>. I like flying, can you tell me if
I
> >> > should become a professional pilot?
> >> >
> >> > </satire>
> >> >
> >> > p.s.:
> >> >
> >> > [instrcutor to student on a night flight]: In case you have an engine
> >> > failure at night and you are going down for an off-airport landing,
> >> > remember to turn the landing light on so you see where you are going
to
> >> > crash.
> >> >
> >> > [student]: What if I don't like what I see?
> >> > [instructor]: Turn the light off.
> >> >
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
>
>

[Ditch]

>(1) I gotta buy a flight bag. Which one should I buy?

I just use a backpack...it fits nicely between the seats in the Caravan.

>(2) What should I keep in that flight bag?

Things to hold the aftermath of bodily
functions...see--->http://forums.flightinfo.com/showthread.php?t=44435

>(3) Which flash light should I buy for night flight?

One that doesn't use up all your battery power by just sitting there (like mine
do).

>(4) My wife needs a headset. Given that you do not know her or for that
>matter, haven't seen her, Can you tell me which headset should I buy
>for her?
>

The one where the microphone doesn't work. :)

>(5) I just soloed, which sunglasses do I need?

RayBan Aviators...or those General Macarther ones they used to have.

>(6) I got to buy a plane this month to get a huge tax break. Which one?
>Oh! and in another thread, I have posted a question about whether to
>save a few bucks on a transceiver by not getting the nav feature.

An F-104

>(7) I am a <enter profession here>. I like flying, can you tell me if I
>should become a professional pilot?
>
>

No...

>[instrcutor to student on a night flight]: In case you have an engine
>failure at night and you are going down for an off-airport landing,
>remember to turn the landing light on so you see where you are going to
>crash.
>
>[student]: What if I don't like what I see?
>[instructor]: Turn the light off.
>

Wuss...Be a man and see what you are going to hit. :)





-John
*You are nothing until you have flown a Douglas, Lockheed, Grumman or North
American*

[Radio Flyer]

somebody didnt catch the joke

"Ditch" > wrote in message
...
> >(1) I gotta buy a flight bag. Which one should I buy?
>
> I just use a backpack...it fits nicely between the seats in the Caravan.
>
>>(2) What should I keep in that flight bag?
>
> Things to hold the aftermath of bodily
> functions...see--->http://forums.flightinfo.com/showthread.php?t=44435
>
>>(3) Which flash light should I buy for night flight?
>
> One that doesn't use up all your battery power by just sitting there (like
> mine
> do).
>
>>(4) My wife needs a headset. Given that you do not know her or for that
>>matter, haven't seen her, Can you tell me which headset should I buy
>>for her?
>>
>
> The one where the microphone doesn't work. :)
>
>>(5) I just soloed, which sunglasses do I need?
>
> RayBan Aviators...or those General Macarther ones they used to have.
>
>>(6) I got to buy a plane this month to get a huge tax break. Which one?
>>Oh! and in another thread, I have posted a question about whether to
>>save a few bucks on a transceiver by not getting the nav feature.
>
> An F-104
>
>>(7) I am a <enter profession here>. I like flying, can you tell me if I
>>should become a professional pilot?
>>
>>
>
> No...
>
>>[instrcutor to student on a night flight]: In case you have an engine
>>failure at night and you are going down for an off-airport landing,
>>remember to turn the landing light on so you see where you are going to
>>crash.
>>
>>[student]: What if I don't like what I see?
>>[instructor]: Turn the light off.
>>
>
> Wuss...Be a man and see what you are going to hit. :)
>
>
>
>
>
> -John
> *You are nothing until you have flown a Douglas, Lockheed, Grumman or
> North
> American*

[[email protected]]

Jeff,

My post was made tongue-in-cheek. I ruined the satire by marking it
"satire" for the humour impaired, still no luck... :(

See Satire in dictionary:

Satire: n. 1.a. ... work that attacks human folly through irony,
derision, or wit.

FWIW, I have made my share of silly posts and silly questions in this
forum and learned from the replies.

And I accept your offer to talk about IP routing any time. you will
find that I have worked in the networking field for 13 years and have
learned a bit.




>Jeff wrote:
> I work in the computer networking field and *CONSTANTLY* get
questions from
> business clients like "My computer at home keeps running out of
memory, can
> I put the 80 GB hard drive I saw at walmart in it?".......well, there
are
> about 15 areas of concern that I could come back and completely
destroy the
> person on in that one sentence. But, why? They don't know. They
only know
> that they are having a problem and are smart enough to ask for help.
>
> Sorry, if we've offended you with our ignorance in the past. Let's
talk
> about RIP/RIP2 and IP routing sometime.
>
> jf
>
> > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > <satire>
> >
> > (1) I gotta buy a flight bag. Which one should I buy?
> >
> > (2) What should I keep in that flight bag?
> >
> > (3) Which flash light should I buy for night flight?
> >
> > (4) My wife needs a headset. Given that you do not know her or for
that
> > matter, haven't seen her, Can you tell me which headset should I
buy
> > for her?
> >
> > (5) I just soloed, which sunglasses do I need?
> >
> > (6) I got to buy a plane this month to get a huge tax break. Which
one?
> > Oh! and in another thread, I have posted a question about whether
to
> > save a few bucks on a transceiver by not getting the nav feature.
> >
> > (7) I am a <enter profession here>. I like flying, can you tell me
if I
> > should become a professional pilot?
> >
> > </satire>
> >
> > p.s.:
> >
> > [instrcutor to student on a night flight]: In case you have an
engine
> > failure at night and you are going down for an off-airport landing,
> > remember to turn the landing light on so you see where you are
going to
> > crash.
> >
> > [student]: What if I don't like what I see?
> > [instructor]: Turn the light off.
> >

[Ditch]

>somebody didnt catch the joke
>

Yes, I caught it very well, thank you.

If you read the replies, they were a joke (well...mostly) as well. Who didn't
catch the joke? :)




-John
*You are nothing until you have flown a Douglas, Lockheed, Grumman or North
American*

[Dave S]

wrote:

> <satire>
>
> (1) I gotta buy a flight bag. Which one should I buy?
>
The same one I have

> (2) What should I keep in that flight bag?

The same one I have

>
> (3) Which flash light should I buy for night flight?

The same FIVE I have

>
> (4) My wife needs a headset. Given that you do not know her or for that
> matter, haven't seen her, Can you tell me which headset should I buy
> for her?

One without a microphone

>
> (5) I just soloed, which sunglasses do I need?

You dont. Just put charts up to block the sun like the airliners do.

>
> (6) I got to buy a plane this month to get a huge tax break. Which one?
> Oh! and in another thread, I have posted a question about whether to
> save a few bucks on a transceiver by not getting the nav feature.

Better hurry, time is running out.
>
> (7) I am a <enter profession here>. I like flying, can you tell me if I
> should become a professional pilot?

Absolutely.
>
> </satire>
>
> p.s.:
>
> [instrcutor to student on a night flight]: In case you have an engine
> failure at night and you are going down for an off-airport landing,
> remember to turn the landing light on so you see where you are going to
> crash.
>
> [student]: What if I don't like what I see?
> [instructor]: Turn the light off.

Old.. but good (and pertinent) instructions..
Dave

[Jeff Franks]

The humor wasn't lost on me...as stated at the beginning of my post. I got
snickered at your post as much as anyone. It just seems that there has been
a string of "oh my god, not another question about...." type posts in here
over the last several months. My point was that if we constantly run off
the "newbies" by making them feel like they can't ask "dumb" questions or
that they can't share a joke they recently heard (nevermind that the joke is
older than most of the planes we rent), then this NG & forum will die.
I've monitored this NG for several years now. I tend to post a couple of
times a week on subjects of interest to me and try to help when I can. I
don't want to see this become a stagnant group. New blood is always a good
thing.

I apologize for the directed attack....you were just the proverbial "straw".

As for the IP routing....I hope you understood my point in that we ALL have
expertise in areas that others don't. But the last thing I want to do when I
come home from work is talk about is subnetting and RIP ;)

jf


> wrote in message
ups.com...
> Jeff,
>
> My post was made tongue-in-cheek. I ruined the satire by marking it
> "satire" for the humour impaired, still no luck... :(
>
> See Satire in dictionary:
>
> Satire: n. 1.a. ... work that attacks human folly through irony,
> derision, or wit.
>
> FWIW, I have made my share of silly posts and silly questions in this
> forum and learned from the replies.
>
> And I accept your offer to talk about IP routing any time. you will
> find that I have worked in the networking field for 13 years and have
> learned a bit.
>
>
>
>
> >Jeff wrote:
> > I work in the computer networking field and *CONSTANTLY* get
> questions from
> > business clients like "My computer at home keeps running out of
> memory, can
> > I put the 80 GB hard drive I saw at walmart in it?".......well, there
> are
> > about 15 areas of concern that I could come back and completely
> destroy the
> > person on in that one sentence. But, why? They don't know. They
> only know
> > that they are having a problem and are smart enough to ask for help.
> >
> > Sorry, if we've offended you with our ignorance in the past. Let's
> talk
> > about RIP/RIP2 and IP routing sometime.
> >
> > jf
> >
> > > wrote in message
> > oups.com...
> > > <satire>
> > >
> > > (1) I gotta buy a flight bag. Which one should I buy?
> > >
> > > (2) What should I keep in that flight bag?
> > >
> > > (3) Which flash light should I buy for night flight?
> > >
> > > (4) My wife needs a headset. Given that you do not know her or for
> that
> > > matter, haven't seen her, Can you tell me which headset should I
> buy
> > > for her?
> > >
> > > (5) I just soloed, which sunglasses do I need?
> > >
> > > (6) I got to buy a plane this month to get a huge tax break. Which
> one?
> > > Oh! and in another thread, I have posted a question about whether
> to
> > > save a few bucks on a transceiver by not getting the nav feature.
> > >
> > > (7) I am a <enter profession here>. I like flying, can you tell me
> if I
> > > should become a professional pilot?
> > >
> > > </satire>
> > >
> > > p.s.:
> > >
> > > [instrcutor to student on a night flight]: In case you have an
> engine
> > > failure at night and you are going down for an off-airport landing,
> > > remember to turn the landing light on so you see where you are
> going to
> > > crash.
> > >
> > > [student]: What if I don't like what I see?
> > > [instructor]: Turn the light off.
> > >
>

[C J Campbell]

> wrote in message
oups.com...
> <satire>
>
> (1) I gotta buy a flight bag. Which one should I buy?
>

Zip-Loc

> (2) What should I keep in that flight bag?
>

Peril sensitive sunglasses, a towel, and a sandwich

> (3) Which flash light should I buy for night flight?

Don't bother with a flashlight. Instead, have the dentist dye your teeth
with a phosphorescent coating.

>
> (4) My wife needs a headset. Given that you do not know her or for that
> matter, haven't seen her, Can you tell me which headset should I buy
> for her?
>

One that matches the red "Remove Before Flight" T-shirt that I gave her.

> (5) I just soloed, which sunglasses do I need?
>

Peril sensitive.

> (6) I got to buy a plane this month to get a huge tax break. Which one?

The tax breaks in Sri Lanka are pretty good.

> Oh! and in another thread, I have posted a question about whether to
> save a few bucks on a transceiver by not getting the nav feature.
>

What do you think the towel is for?

> (7) I am a <enter profession here>. I like flying, can you tell me if I
> should become a professional pilot?

Yes.

[Robert B.]

> wrote in message
oups.com...
> <satire>
>
> (1) I gotta buy a flight bag. Which one should I buy?

a black one

>
> (2) What should I keep in that flight bag?
clean boxers for those "landings" when you won't be able to reuse the plan
for a while...

>
> (3) Which flash light should I buy for night flight?
I use a lighter. they're smaller and provide more than enough light to look
at things like fuel levels in the wings...

>
> (4) My wife needs a headset. Given that you do not know her or for that
> matter, haven't seen her, Can you tell me which headset should I buy
> for her?
your old one with the ANR disabled will work so you can talk her into
letting you get a new set of Bose..

>
> (5) I just soloed, which sunglasses do I need?
I do like Lindbergh and use a periscope. No sunglasses needed

>
> (6) I got to buy a plane this month to get a huge tax break. Which one?
> Oh! and in another thread, I have posted a question about whether to
> save a few bucks on a transceiver by not getting the nav feature.
I saw a great set of plans in a woodworking mag that could be done in a
weekend with only 3 2x8's and some lag screws

>
> (7) I am a <enter profession here>. I like flying, can you tell me if I
> should become a professional pilot?
you can probably make better money if you can draw a pirate or a dog like on
the matchbook cover.

>
> </satire>
>
> p.s.:
>
> [instrcutor to student on a night flight]: In case you have an engine
> failure at night and you are going down for an off-airport landing,
> remember to turn the landing light on so you see where you are going to
> crash.
>
> [student]: What if I don't like what I see?
> [instructor]: Turn the light off.
>

I like the satire. Most people have forgotten what it's like the first time
they got involved in something. Like in the latest AOPA mag, there's
nothing wrong with saying that you don't know. Asking questions is always a
good thing. But those of us with the genetic disease of MAS* are frequently
unable to ask questions because we already "know" the answer.

*Male Answer Syndrome - the ability to come up with an answer to ANY
question.

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No worries. Merry Christmas and happy holidays.

Fly safely,
Deep


Jeff Franks wrote:
> The humor wasn't lost on me...as stated at the beginning of my post.
I got
> snickered at your post as much as anyone. It just seems that there
has been
> a string of "oh my god, not another question about...." type posts in
here
> over the last several months. My point was that if we constantly run
off
> the "newbies" by making them feel like they can't ask "dumb"
questions or
> that they can't share a joke they recently heard (nevermind that the
joke is
> older than most of the planes we rent), then this NG & forum will
die.
> I've monitored this NG for several years now. I tend to post a
couple of
> times a week on subjects of interest to me and try to help when I
can. I
> don't want to see this become a stagnant group. New blood is always a
good
> thing.
>
> I apologize for the directed attack....you were just the proverbial
"straw".
>
> As for the IP routing....I hope you understood my point in that we
ALL have
> expertise in areas that others don't. But the last thing I want to do
when I
> come home from work is talk about is subnetting and RIP ;)
>
> jf
>
>
> > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > Jeff,
> >
> > My post was made tongue-in-cheek. I ruined the satire by marking it
> > "satire" for the humour impaired, still no luck... :(
> >
> > See Satire in dictionary:
> >
> > Satire: n. 1.a. ... work that attacks human folly through irony,
> > derision, or wit.
> >
> > FWIW, I have made my share of silly posts and silly questions in
this
> > forum and learned from the replies.
> >
> > And I accept your offer to talk about IP routing any time. you will
> > find that I have worked in the networking field for 13 years and
have
> > learned a bit.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > >Jeff wrote:
> > > I work in the computer networking field and *CONSTANTLY* get
> > questions from
> > > business clients like "My computer at home keeps running out of
> > memory, can
> > > I put the 80 GB hard drive I saw at walmart in it?".......well,
there
> > are
> > > about 15 areas of concern that I could come back and completely
> > destroy the
> > > person on in that one sentence. But, why? They don't know.
They
> > only know
> > > that they are having a problem and are smart enough to ask for
help.
> > >
> > > Sorry, if we've offended you with our ignorance in the past.
Let's
> > talk
> > > about RIP/RIP2 and IP routing sometime.
> > >
> > > jf
> > >
> > > > wrote in message
> > > oups.com...
> > > > <satire>
> > > >
> > > > (1) I gotta buy a flight bag. Which one should I buy?
> > > >
> > > > (2) What should I keep in that flight bag?
> > > >
> > > > (3) Which flash light should I buy for night flight?
> > > >
> > > > (4) My wife needs a headset. Given that you do not know her or
for
> > that
> > > > matter, haven't seen her, Can you tell me which headset should
I
> > buy
> > > > for her?
> > > >
> > > > (5) I just soloed, which sunglasses do I need?
> > > >
> > > > (6) I got to buy a plane this month to get a huge tax break.
Which
> > one?
> > > > Oh! and in another thread, I have posted a question about
whether
> > to
> > > > save a few bucks on a transceiver by not getting the nav
feature.
> > > >
> > > > (7) I am a <enter profession here>. I like flying, can you tell
me
> > if I
> > > > should become a professional pilot?
> > > >
> > > > </satire>
> > > >
> > > > p.s.:
> > > >
> > > > [instrcutor to student on a night flight]: In case you have an
> > engine
> > > > failure at night and you are going down for an off-airport
landing,
> > > > remember to turn the landing light on so you see where you are
> > going to
> > > > crash.
> > > >
> > > > [student]: What if I don't like what I see?
> > > > [instructor]: Turn the light off.
> > > >
> >

[tony roberts]

>Can you answer these questions?

Yes.

--

Tony Roberts
PP-ASEL
VFR OTT
Night
Cessna 172H C-GICE


In article . com>,
wrote:

> <satire>
>
> (1) I gotta buy a flight bag. Which one should I buy?
>
> (2) What should I keep in that flight bag?
>
> (3) Which flash light should I buy for night flight?
>
> (4) My wife needs a headset. Given that you do not know her or for that
> matter, haven't seen her, Can you tell me which headset should I buy
> for her?
>
> (5) I just soloed, which sunglasses do I need?
>
> (6) I got to buy a plane this month to get a huge tax break. Which one?
> Oh! and in another thread, I have posted a question about whether to
> save a few bucks on a transceiver by not getting the nav feature.
>
> (7) I am a <enter profession here>. I like flying, can you tell me if I
> should become a professional pilot?
>
> </satire>
>
> p.s.:
>
> [instrcutor to student on a night flight]: In case you have an engine
> failure at night and you are going down for an off-airport landing,
> remember to turn the landing light on so you see where you are going to
> crash.
>
> [student]: What if I don't like what I see?
> [instructor]: Turn the light off.