Santa checkride joke

[gatt]

In case it hasn't already been posted, or circulated:
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--*-FWD-*---

Santa's Flight Exam - Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits
from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before
Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.

In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the
reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was
in order.

The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer
harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly
reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous
payload.

Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in, fastened his
seatbelt and shoulder harness, and checked the compass. Then the
examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun. "What's
that for?" asked Santa incredulously.

The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but
you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."

[BTIZ]

It's nice to see it's still out there.. the good ones never die.
This was around when I was learning to fly.. we won't say what decade that
was.. LOL

BT

"gatt" > wrote in message
...
> In case it hasn't already been posted, or circulated:
> +
> --*-FWD-*---
>
> Santa's Flight Exam - Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits
> from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before
> Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.
>
> In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the
> reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was
> in order.
>
> The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer
> harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly
> reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous
> payload.
>
> Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in, fastened his
> seatbelt and shoulder harness, and checked the compass. Then the
> examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun. "What's
> that for?" asked Santa incredulously.
>
> The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but
> you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
>
>