Robin Williams World Peace Plan

[Fastglasair]

This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01.

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we need
now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan.

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs,
past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the
rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,
South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station
troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered
up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would
welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If
you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would
never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't
attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This
will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their
oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else
to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage
sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
"interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to
the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call
us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH....learn
it...or LEAVE...

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your
huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece
of me?"

If you agree with the above forward it to friends.

[jc]

On 09 Apr 2004 18:15:32 GMT,
(Fastglasair) wrote:

Robin williams is a horses-ass (IMNSHO) and is NOT the one
that wrote this. Go check it out at snopes.com
Cheers,
jc

[Antonio Pereira]

"Fastglasair" > escreveu na mensagem
...
> This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since
9/11/01.
>
> Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we
need
> now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
>
> I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
> peace. So, here's one plan.
>
> 1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs,
> past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and
the
> rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again.
>
> 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany,
> South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would
station
> troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.
>
> 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave.
> We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered
> up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France
would
> welcome them.
>
> 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless
> given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed
in. If
> you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum
would
> never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
> cashiers.
>
> 5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't
> attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.
>
> 6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This
> will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a
> temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have
to
> cope for a while.
>
> 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their
> oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere
else
> to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the
storage
> sites would be enough.)
>
> 8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not
> "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or
> whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given
to
> the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
>
> 9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
need the
> spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good
> homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>
> 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can
call
> us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH....learn
> it...or LEAVE...
>
> Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
>
> The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired,
your
> huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a
piece
> of me?"
>
> If you agree with the above forward it to friends.
>

[Richard Lamb]

jc wrote:
>
> On 09 Apr 2004 18:15:32 GMT,
> (Fastglasair) wrote:
>
> Robin williams is a horses-ass (IMNSHO) and is NOT the one
> that wrote this. Go check it out at snopes.com
> Cheers,
> jc

Maybe so, but he is a funny horses-ass...

RL

[VideoFlyer]

I don't care who wrote it. It makes sense to me!!

[Blueskies]

There are so many holes in this...

Too bad...

--
Dan D.

[jc]

On Fri, 09 Apr 2004 22:38:21 GMT, Richard Lamb
> wrote:

>jc wrote:
>>
>> On 09 Apr 2004 18:15:32 GMT,
>> (Fastglasair) wrote:
>>
>> Robin williams is a horses-ass (IMNSHO) and is NOT the one
>> that wrote this. Go check it out at snopes.com
>> Cheers,
>> jc
>
>Maybe so, but he is a funny horses-ass...
>
>RL

I've only seen him in two movies that I thought weren't
trash, Popeye and Hook and I do not care at all for his
stand up. Give me Bill Cosby any day of the week over him.
But then I mainly have a problem with his politics, which
are nothing like the ditty here (and which, by the way, I
like). Like many people with lots of money, he's
socialists, for which I have little use. It's a personal
thing.
Cheers,
jc

[geo]

"jc" > wrote in message
...
> Like many people with lots of money, he's
> socialists, for which I have little use. It's a personal
> thing.
> Cheers,
> jc

I have little use for corporate cock suckers like Dubya. It's a personal
thing.

[[email protected]]

On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 00:40:20 GMT, "geo" > wrote:

:"jc" > wrote in message
.. .
:> Like many people with lots of money, he's
:> socialists, for which I have little use. It's a personal
:> thing.
:> Cheers,
:> jc
:
:I have little use for corporate cock suckers like Dubya. It's a personal
:thing.

How do you feel about JF Kerry and his $500 million? Or doesn't it
count if you marry into it?

[Corrie]

(Fastglasair) wrote in message >...
> This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01.

Could work. How about this:

Dear Islamist terrorists: It stops NOW. The next terrorist attack by
Islamists, anywhere, against anyone, will result in reprisals against
detainees in Gitmo and/or Palestinians held in Israeli jails. For
each person killed by a terrorist, one Islamist detainee will be
delivered by helicopter to a Palestinian refugee camp. Shoved out the
door at 1,000 feet agl.

If there is a second attack, prisoners in the amount of TEN TIMES the
number of innocent wounded will be "returned" in the manner just
described.

If there is a third attack, the city of Medina (the bithplace of
Mohammed) will be leveld by cruise missiles.

If there is a fourth attack, Mecca gets paved.

It STOPS NOW. Get it?


I take neither credit nor responsibility; I just heard it on the
radio.

[Bob Miller]

What does this have to do with airplanes? Please post this on
rec.revenge.eyeforaneye

> If there is a second attack, prisoners in the amount of TEN TIMES the
> number of innocent wounded will be "returned" in the manner just
> described.
> > If there is a third attack, the city of Medina (the bithplace of
> Mohammed) will be leveld by cruise missiles.
> > If there is a fourth attack, Mecca gets paved.
> > It STOPS NOW. Get it?

Terrorists are what percent of Islamists? So you want to nuke Medina?
Say for example a certain federal building in OK City got bombed?
Would you also nuke Rome if Irish separatists committed a terrorist
act?. You need to take a break from your gamecube, buddy.

[B2431]

>From: (Corrie)

>
(Fastglasair) wrote in message
>...
>> This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01.
>
>
>Could work. How about this:
>
>Dear Islamist terrorists: It stops NOW. The next terrorist attack by
>Islamists, anywhere, against anyone, will result in reprisals against
>detainees in Gitmo and/or Palestinians held in Israeli jails. For
>each person killed by a terrorist, one Islamist detainee will be
>delivered by helicopter to a Palestinian refugee camp. Shoved out the
>door at 1,000 feet agl.
>
>If there is a second attack, prisoners in the amount of TEN TIMES the
>number of innocent wounded will be "returned" in the manner just
>described.
>
>If there is a third attack, the city of Medina (the bithplace of
>Mohammed) will be leveld by cruise missiles.
>
>If there is a fourth attack, Mecca gets paved.
>
>It STOPS NOW. Get it?
>
>
>I take neither credit nor responsibility; I just heard it on the
>radio.

Didn't work for the Nazis, did it?

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

[Brian]

(Corrie) wrote in message >...

> Dear Islamist terrorists: It stops NOW. The next terrorist attack by
> Islamists, anywhere, against anyone, will result in reprisals against
> <snip>
> If there is a third attack, the city of Medina (the bithplace of
> Mohammed) will be leveld by cruise missiles.
>
> If there is a fourth attack, Mecca gets paved.
>
> It STOPS NOW. Get it?

This is just the kind of response that terrorism is trying to provoke.
Bin Laden's goal is to unite Islam against the west. The response
you outline would do just that.

Smokefoot

[Jerry Springer]

Brian wrote:
> (Corrie) wrote in message >...
>
>
>>Dear Islamist terrorists: It stops NOW. The next terrorist attack by
>>Islamists, anywhere, against anyone, will result in reprisals against
>><snip>
>>If there is a third attack, the city of Medina (the bithplace of
>>Mohammed) will be leveld by cruise missiles.
>>
>>If there is a fourth attack, Mecca gets paved.
>>
>>It STOPS NOW. Get it?
>
>
> This is just the kind of response that terrorism is trying to provoke.
> Bin Laden's goal is to unite Islam against the west. The response
> you outline would do just that.
>
> Smokefoot

I see, Bin Laden told you that?

[Blueskies]

I think it is obvious to the most casual observer....

--
Dan D.
http://www.ameritech.net/users/ddevillers/start.html


..
"Jerry Springer" > wrote in message nk.net...
> Brian wrote:
> > (Corrie) wrote in message >...
> >
> >
> >>Dear Islamist terrorists: It stops NOW. The next terrorist attack by
> >>Islamists, anywhere, against anyone, will result in reprisals against
> >><snip>
> >>If there is a third attack, the city of Medina (the bithplace of
> >>Mohammed) will be leveld by cruise missiles.
> >>
> >>If there is a fourth attack, Mecca gets paved.
> >>
> >>It STOPS NOW. Get it?
> >
> >
> > This is just the kind of response that terrorism is trying to provoke.
> > Bin Laden's goal is to unite Islam against the west. The response
> > you outline would do just that.
> >
> > Smokefoot
>
> I see, Bin Laden told you that?
>

[Fred the Red Shirt]

(Fastglasair) wrote in message >...
>
> If you agree with the above forward it to friends.

A google search tells me that you are a regular contributor to
this newsgroup who provides useful information. I'm a newbie
and an ignorant layman.

However, I have been on the internet long enough to realize that
when one receives a piece of crap that says:

"If you agree with the above forward it to friends."

you should send it back to the idiot who sent it to you
and remind them that Craig Shergold got better.

--

FF