Mark628CA
August 10th 15, 03:08 AM
Ones we used on tourists in my hang gliding days:
Lady tourist: "You must be crazy!"
Me: "Ma'am, when you are dealing with crazy people, it is inadvisable to bring it to their attention."
Spectator (a pilot):
"Looks like fun, but I think I'd rather have an engine."
Me: "Yep. An engine is a handy thing to have.....If you don't know how to fly."
Lady tourist: "You must be crazy!"
Me: "Ma'am, when you are dealing with crazy people, it is inadvisable to bring it to their attention."
Spectator (a pilot):
"Looks like fun, but I think I'd rather have an engine."
Me: "Yep. An engine is a handy thing to have.....If you don't know how to fly."