Parowan Check-List

[JJ Sinclair]

1. BYOB
2. Don't go rafting.
3. Don't pick up anybody that looks like a Danite.
4. Don't curse.
5. Don't drink (water's OK)
6. Don't smoke.
7. Don't fly on Sunday.

What do you Mormons do for fun? Oh, I know. It's the only thing left.
JJ Sinclair

[Stewart Kissel]

I keep looking for Beaver, Wally or Eddie Haskell when
I am in town(5 minute walk from airport). Parowan
is truly small-town America. And although JJ is trying
to bait me into exposing my politically-incorrect
genetic structure, I ain't going to add to his list.
Well I suppose I might add, 'Good luck trying to find
a decent cup of coffee with caffeine in it'




At 15:36 05 March 2004, Jj Sinclair wrote:
>1. BYOB
>2. Don't go rafting.
>3. Don't pick up anybody that looks like a Danite.
>4. Don't curse.
>5. Don't drink (water's OK)
>6. Don't smoke.
>7. Don't fly on Sunday.
>
>What do you Mormons do for fun? Oh, I know. It's the
>only thing left.
>JJ Sinclair
>

[David Norinsky]

JJ, you crack me up!!!

Dave Norinsky


"JJ Sinclair" > wrote in message
...
> 1. BYOB
> 2. Don't go rafting.
> 3. Don't pick up anybody that looks like a Danite.
> 4. Don't curse.
> 5. Don't drink (water's OK)
> 6. Don't smoke.
> 7. Don't fly on Sunday.
>
> What do you Mormons do for fun? Oh, I know. It's the only thing left.
> JJ Sinclair

[Eric Greenwell]

JJ Sinclair wrote:
> 1. BYOB
> 2. Don't go rafting.
> 3. Don't pick up anybody that looks like a Danite.
> 4. Don't curse.
> 5. Don't drink (water's OK)
> 6. Don't smoke.
> 7. Don't fly on Sunday.
>
> What do you Mormons do for fun? Oh, I know. It's the only thing left.

Golfing! It's great in both Cedar City and Beaver (where one fairway
goes through the middle of a horse race track).

Sightseeing! Bryce Canyon and Zion National Park! Cedar Breaks National
Monument!
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Washington State
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[Gary Kemp]

(JJ Sinclair) wrote in message >...
> 1. BYOB
> 2. Don't go rafting.
> 3. Don't pick up anybody that looks like a Danite.
> 4. Don't curse.
> 5. Don't drink (water's OK)
> 6. Don't smoke.
> 7. Don't fly on Sunday.
>
> What do you Mormons do for fun? Oh, I know. It's the only thing left.
> JJ Sinclair

Among other things:

1. Live longer
2. Party and remember the next day.
3. Can taste our food.
4. Smell the flowers.
5. Run and not faint, walk and not be weary.
6. Oh, yeah that too.

Gary Kemp

[JJ Sinclair]

Yo Doctor Kemp,
Danite's are the church inforcers?

I thought you were living the pure life, voluntariloy. Do they watch for
wayward souls, trying to sneak in a tow on Sunday afternoon? (after services,
of course)
JJ Sinclair

[Gary Kemp]

Listen carefully JJ, I said the story was apocryphal (of doubtful
authenticity)and maybe just wishful thinking on the part of Church
members to deal with "enemies" of the Church.......however, in your
case, I may be willing to start up a local chapter.

Gary

(JJ Sinclair) wrote in message >...
> Yo Doctor Kemp,
> Danite's are the church inforcers?
>
> I thought you were living the pure life, voluntariloy. Do they watch for
> wayward souls, trying to sneak in a tow on Sunday afternoon? (after services,
> of course)
> JJ Sinclair