Warning to sensible pilots

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All sensible and non suicidal glider pilots are hereby warned:

Tomorrow, 8-14-2004, Lennie the Lurker will once again strap his
useless ass in a 2-33 and be flung skyward at 12:00 noon. For the
next hour he will polute the air with his disjointed, discoordinated,
and in general sloppy flying practices. Pilots with such
sensibilities as seim, pratt and alastair would do well to avoid being
near any airport as to avoid witnessing the butchery of airmanship as
will be demonstrated.

Please note, location is undisclosed. Noplace is safe.


Lennie the Lurker

[tango4]

Can someone please inform the relevant authorities that Osama bin laden is
expected to take to the skies in a 2-33 at midday tomorrow
....................

:-)

Ian

> wrote in message
...
> All sensible and non suicidal glider pilots are hereby warned:
>
> Tomorrow, 8-14-2004, Lennie the Lurker will once again strap his
> useless ass in a 2-33 and be flung skyward at 12:00 noon. For the
> next hour he will polute the air with his disjointed, discoordinated,
> and in general sloppy flying practices. Pilots with such
> sensibilities as seim, pratt and alastair would do well to avoid being
> near any airport as to avoid witnessing the butchery of airmanship as
> will be demonstrated.
>
> Please note, location is undisclosed. Noplace is safe.
>
>
> Lennie the Lurker

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On Fri, 13 Aug 2004 11:10:15 -0600, scurry
> wrote:

wrote:
>
>> All sensible and non suicidal glider pilots are hereby warned:
>>
>> Tomorrow, 8-14-2004, Lennie the Lurker will once again strap his
>> useless ass in a 2-33 and be flung skyward at 12:00 noon. For the
>> next hour he will polute the air with his disjointed, discoordinated,
>> and in general sloppy flying practices. Pilots with such
>> sensibilities as seim, pratt and alastair would do well to avoid being
>> near any airport as to avoid witnessing the butchery of airmanship as
>> will be demonstrated.
>>
>> Please note, location is undisclosed. Noplace is safe.
>>
>>
>> Lennie the Lurker
>
>
>Should we be welcoming you back to the dark side? Addiction is an ugly
>thing.
>
No need to worry about a repeat, the OP owes me for work done, not
likely to happen again for another three years.

Lennie the Lurker

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On Fri, 13 Aug 2004 16:59:07 +0000 (UTC), "tango4"
> wrote:

>Can someone please inform the relevant authorities that Osama bin laden is
>expected to take to the skies in a 2-33 at midday tomorrow
>...................
>
>:-)
>
>Idi Amin
>

Lennie the Lurker

[Bob Kuykendall]

Have fun, tell Pat or Kurt I said hello!

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On 13 Aug 2004 20:07:49 GMT, Bob Kuykendall
> wrote:

>Have fun,

I have my doubts.

> tell Pat or Kurt I said hello!

With my luck, one of them will be in front of me, and the other behind
me.


>
>

Lennie the Lurker

[Vaughn]

"tango4" > wrote in message
...
> Can someone please inform the relevant authorities that Osama bin laden is
> expected to take to the skies in a 2-33 at midday tomorrow

Will that make it a GMD (Glider of Mass Destruction)?

[Eric Greenwell]

Vaughn wrote:

> "tango4" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>>Can someone please inform the relevant authorities that Osama bin laden is
>>expected to take to the skies in a 2-33 at midday tomorrow
>
>
> Will that make it a GMD (Glider of Mass Destruction)?

WMD - Wings of Mass Distraction! Raise the alert level to "Orange". Or
is it "yellow"? No, wait: "Red" if no lift; "Green" if soarable (note to
self: review Blipmap color schemes again).


--
Change "netto" to "net" to email me directly

Eric Greenwell
Washington State
USA

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On Fri, 13 Aug 2004 19:12:49 -0700, Eric Greenwell
> wrote:


>
>WMD - Wings of Mass Distraction!

NMD - Nerves Massively Destroyed.

Don't know who's going to be worse off, me or the back seater.

(I have a driver to bring me back home.)



Lennie the Lurker

[Lennie the Lurker]

wrote in message >...
> All sensible and non suicidal glider pilots are hereby warned:
>
> Tomorrow, 8-14-2004, Lennie the Lurker will once again strap his
> useless ass in a 2-33 and be flung skyward at 12:00 noon. For the
> next hour he will polute the air with his disjointed, discoordinated,
> and in general sloppy flying practices. Pilots with such
> sensibilities as seim, pratt and alastair would do well to avoid being
> near any airport as to avoid witnessing the butchery of airmanship as
> will be demonstrated.
>
> Please note, location is undisclosed. Noplace is safe.
>
>
Didn't happen. Towplane down.

The only glider flying, or capable of it without the Pawnee, Grob
103SL, not acceptable substitute. (Yes, it was offered, and Yes, I
refused.)

(Places idea in envelope and relegates to trash bin.)