Act now before your wings are defaced

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Sorry, eh? I am sorry to interrupt your normally highly productive use of the internet. But your glider is at risk.

It is only time separating you from the obvious damage coming to your aircraft soon. When I bought my first glass ship, the competition letters had been applied with EXTENSIVE use of what I am sure was a full carton of Sharpies. The owner had read that Sharpies do not add a detectable interruption of airflow. I spent days with sandpaper and compounds to remove the black stains that went deep into the gel coat.

There are people today who use the Sharpie as a weapon of deception. It has been used as a literal mark of possession much as a cat applies urine to its newly captured turf.

Weather and weather maps have become tools of democracy and diplomacy by people in high positions. A swipe of the pen now knows better and it is a sign the writer owns that issue in the public's minds.

The powers that be have now learned that rapidly rising hot air causes hurricanes capable of wiping out entire independent countries like The Bahamas. The first response by your government was direct and well researched. You would nuke each hurricane wherever it popped up.

Then, when the environmental Socialists objected, it was proposed that hurricanes could simply be re-directed by careful use of the simple Sharpie. Soon. Floridians were pleased to hear they were no longer a target because that claim fell to Alabama with the simplest "SHTROKE of a SHARPIE"©� ™ possible.

That success will naturally soon lead to the next obvious conclusion by your greatest scientific minds. Hot air, which normally formed hurricanes, can be slowed down and even dissipated by widespread of thousands of glider wings in formation, flown in precise paths through those very hot spots that trigger them. The laws will change to remove your 2nd amendment rights to bare your arms. You will now have to completely cover up and contribute your glider for the nation's good.

The new "Soar Command" will be the best response of all to global warming. Its soldiers will all be accomplished glider pilots. The equipment will be your former gliders. Each one will be seized in one of a series of photo ops wherein the Commander in Chief will autograph each ship as it is seized/drafted into active service in Soar Command.

This is so sad. But, Canada has your back again.

You got diabetes, Canada gave you insulin. You had boring waffles we gave you maple syrup. Alaskans froze outdoors and slipped and slid on the ice, we gave you beaver pelts and skins for your feet.

Melania became inconsolable, Canada gave you Justin Trudeau. We knew you could not jump right into WWII so we went in early for you. Your space station was all thumbs? Canada gave you Canadarm. Basketball, hockey in Las Vegas, all essential distraction sot model day life. Feeling sad?. Comedians. Some competition at last for the WIlliams; sister?... Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, .... the country you should have captured years ago so you need not repaint the White House.

Now, Canada wants to help you yet again. No, we will not use the Canadarm for nefarious purposes.And no, we have our own leaders.

But, please trust that when YOUR wings are autographed by the hugest Sharpies ever, Canada has called on SICO Canada to solve the issue. ONLY SICO can assure you of proper removal of the dreaded signature.

Canada now brings you WHITE!

We have snow, and Celine Dionne and the Rockies... so we KNOW white and how to maintain it. Canada created a simple stick applicator product, like a lipstick, to cover up Sharpies' with one swipe.

"Sharp-Off! eh?" is now under siege by some USA bureaucrats. They wish to ban anything capable of defeating the power of your elected officials. To hold a "Sharp-off! eh?" in your hand south of the 48th, is to be a terrorist. Or a Muslim, Probably both at once. Worse, you could be called Mexican.

All Canadian SICO's are now BANNED from your country. You will only EVER have your home-grown SICOs if you fail to act now. You must act now

Sign the petition.

If you sign my petition now, you will have a chance at saving face when you fly the OLC with a Go Pro on your tail. . Don't be "enlisted" or "drafted" into service in the new Soar Command. Demand your right to bare your arms and fly your glider in the pristine snow white color (or colour) God intended for all gliders.

Selling your ship to a loyal Republican? Simple! Use "Sharp-back! sorry, eh?" to remove the cover up and expose the valuable signature beneath.

Canada has your back!

And we have your black! errr, white... errr, whatever, we have all colors here for you.

Remember, when you have a SICO problem in America... apply a SICO solution from Canada.

Copy/paste and Go to:

http://chng.it/zyRwXRhvkb

and with a simple click you can save the world from Sharpies.

And in conclusion, sorry to bother you, eh?

If nothing else, this post confirms that not ALL socialist Canadians get free drugs. Some of us have to stick to legalized herbs. We do suffer!

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😂😂😂

[Mike N.]

This was kind of funny, but the question has to be asked. How many drinks did you have when you thought up all of the above???
�

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No one “drinks� in Canada. Our daily government-issued food hamper arrives with our choice of cannabis or additional maple syrup wart. I chose recently to identify as non-binary and of Inuit descent, so I get a female package and a male package and the “Thanks to your ancestors for teaching us to trap beavers� bonus bag. I merge the cannabis and the wart in a and the Eagle feathers in the totem jar designed for that blending. My jar has been in my family since before that little misunderstanding August 12, 1814 when my uncle Peter was celebrating another win over America toking up in your Presidential Mansion and he set the drapes on fire. So, the White House is again white only because uncle Peter whipped up the first batch of Sharp-off! eh?©�®�and white once again ruled. Sorry, eh?

But as is my wont, I digress. The family jar has been fermenting, and through thousands of cycles has now mutated the ability to transform feathers and wart to the most pleasant blend of heroine and herb.

So, I did not drink to loosen up or get creative with words. I simply ingested a shot of jar and within milliseconds I was tapped into CNN, the Comedic Neural Cetwork. On duty that day were Martin Short and Mike Meyers and of course Shatner is always sucking around. Their collective works were then posted herein.

I ask you all to excuse me now. The federal department of transportation just dropped off my loaner while the Lamborghini is being serviced. Due to cutbacks, Canada now only supplies the all electric Lamborghini and mine was being fitted for snow tires and the battery warmer. Mine’s name is Chantelle and when not warming my battery she warms me .
Really, I have to go now, Justin dissolved parliament for a Federal election and the 50 days will pass quickly. I’m running again to represent my riding, and if I start now I can run end to end to raise votes at the other igloo. And if you’ve never tried to wake up an entire den of heroine fueled lumberjacks on a Sunday morning...well let’s just say sorry, eh? Your loss.

What was the question?

[Bob Youngblood]

On Friday, September 13, 2019 at 2:51:16 PM UTC-4, Mike N. wrote:
> This was kind of funny, but the question has to be asked. How many drinks did you have when you thought up all of the above???
> �

Drinks??? This guy had his old bong fired up for hours taking toke after toke.

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It’s the long winters up here. Cabin fever. Rancid pemmican. It all adds up. Trump’s grandpa got it on the Klondike trail. He had it made, big bucks selling booze, hotels and women. It hit him so bad he tried to go back to go back to Bavaria where he was accused of draft dodging. Went back to the States and got citizenship in 1892. Cabin fever is like that. Now his grandson is leader of the free world. So I have hopes for my spawn too.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Trump

I swear he’ll sign wings soon. Then you’ll be glad for the Sharp-off! Eh?

Until then, a nice wax job will help.

Fly safe!!

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No one “drinks� in Canada. Our daily government-issued food hamper arrives with our choice of cannabis or additional maple syrup wart. I chose recently to identify as non-binary and of Inuit descent, so I get a female package and a male package and the “Thanks to your ancestors for teaching us to trap beavers� bonus bag. I merge the cannabis and the wart in a and the Eagle feathers in the totem jar designed for that blending. My jar has been in my family since before that little misunderstanding August 12, 1814 when my uncle Peter was celebrating another win over America toking up in your Presidential Mansion and he set the drapes on fire. So, the White House is again white only because uncle Peter whipped up the first batch of Sharp-off! eh?©�®�and white once again ruled. Sorry, eh?

But as is my wont, I digress. The family jar has been fermenting, and through thousands of cycles has now mutated the ability to transform feathers and wart to the most pleasant blend of heroine and herb.

So, I did not drink to loosen up or get creative with words. I simply ingested a shot of jar and within milliseconds I was tapped into Canada’s CNN, the Comedic Neural Network. On duty that day were Martin Short, and Mike Meyers, and of course Shatner is always sucking around. Their collective works were then posted herein.

I ask you all to excuse me now. The federal department of transportation just dropped off my loaner while the Lamborghini is being serviced. Due to cutbacks, Canada now only supplies the all electric Lamborghini and mine was being fitted for snow tires and the battery warmer. Mine’s name is Chantelle and when not warming my battery she warms me .
Really, I have to go now, Justin dissolved parliament for a Federal election and the 50 days will pass quickly. I’m running again to represent my riding, and if I start now I can run end to end to raise votes at the other igloo. And if you’ve never tried to wake up an entire den of heroine fueled lumberjacks on a Sunday morning...well let’s just say sorry, eh? Your loss.

What was the question?

Bob Lepp

H: 905 727-4188
C: 416 254-5916

[Bob Youngblood]

On Friday, September 13, 2019 at 7:45:05 AM UTC-4, wrote:
> Sorry, eh? I am sorry to interrupt your normally highly productive use of the internet. But your glider is at risk.
>
> It is only time separating you from the obvious damage coming to your aircraft soon. When I bought my first glass ship, the competition letters had been applied with EXTENSIVE use of what I am sure was a full carton of Sharpies. The owner had read that Sharpies do not add a detectable interruption of airflow. I spent days with sandpaper and compounds to remove the black stains that went deep into the gel coat.
>
> There are people today who use the Sharpie as a weapon of deception. It has been used as a literal mark of possession much as a cat applies urine to its newly captured turf.
>
> Weather and weather maps have become tools of democracy and diplomacy by people in high positions. A swipe of the pen now knows better and it is a sign the writer owns that issue in the public's minds.
>
> The powers that be have now learned that rapidly rising hot air causes hurricanes capable of wiping out entire independent countries like The Bahamas. The first response by your government was direct and well researched. You would nuke each hurricane wherever it popped up.
>
> Then, when the environmental Socialists objected, it was proposed that hurricanes could simply be re-directed by careful use of the simple Sharpie. Soon. Floridians were pleased to hear they were no longer a target because that claim fell to Alabama with the simplest "SHTROKE of a SHARPIE"©� ™ possible.
>
> That success will naturally soon lead to the next obvious conclusion by your greatest scientific minds. Hot air, which normally formed hurricanes, can be slowed down and even dissipated by widespread of thousands of glider wings in formation, flown in precise paths through those very hot spots that trigger them. The laws will change to remove your 2nd amendment rights to bare your arms. You will now have to completely cover up and contribute your glider for the nation's good.
>
> The new "Soar Command" will be the best response of all to global warming.. Its soldiers will all be accomplished glider pilots. The equipment will be your former gliders. Each one will be seized in one of a series of photo ops wherein the Commander in Chief will autograph each ship as it is seized/drafted into active service in Soar Command.
>
> This is so sad. But, Canada has your back again.
>
> You got diabetes, Canada gave you insulin. You had boring waffles we gave you maple syrup. Alaskans froze outdoors and slipped and slid on the ice, we gave you beaver pelts and skins for your feet.
>
> Melania became inconsolable, Canada gave you Justin Trudeau. We knew you could not jump right into WWII so we went in early for you. Your space station was all thumbs? Canada gave you Canadarm. Basketball, hockey in Las Vegas, all essential distraction sot model day life. Feeling sad?. Comedians. Some competition at last for the WIlliams; sister?... Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, .... the country you should have captured years ago so you need not repaint the White House.
>
> Now, Canada wants to help you yet again. No, we will not use the Canadarm for nefarious purposes.And no, we have our own leaders.
>
> But, please trust that when YOUR wings are autographed by the hugest Sharpies ever, Canada has called on SICO Canada to solve the issue. ONLY SICO can assure you of proper removal of the dreaded signature.
>
> Canada now brings you WHITE!
>
> We have snow, and Celine Dionne and the Rockies... so we KNOW white and how to maintain it. Canada created a simple stick applicator product, like a lipstick, to cover up Sharpies' with one swipe.
>
> "Sharp-Off! eh?" is now under siege by some USA bureaucrats. They wish to ban anything capable of defeating the power of your elected officials. To hold a "Sharp-off! eh?" in your hand south of the 48th, is to be a terrorist. Or a Muslim, Probably both at once. Worse, you could be called Mexican.
>
> All Canadian SICO's are now BANNED from your country. You will only EVER have your home-grown SICOs if you fail to act now. You must act now
>
> Sign the petition.
>
> If you sign my petition now, you will have a chance at saving face when you fly the OLC with a Go Pro on your tail. . Don't be "enlisted" or "drafted" into service in the new Soar Command. Demand your right to bare your arms and fly your glider in the pristine snow white color (or colour) God intended for all gliders.
>
> Selling your ship to a loyal Republican? Simple! Use "Sharp-back! sorry, eh?" to remove the cover up and expose the valuable signature beneath.
>
> Canada has your back!
>
> And we have your black! errr, white... errr, whatever, we have all colors here for you.
>
> Remember, when you have a SICO problem in America... apply a SICO solution from Canada.
>
> Copy/paste and Go to:
>
> http://chng.it/zyRwXRhvkb
>
> and with a simple click you can save the world from Sharpies.
>
> And in conclusion, sorry to bother you, eh?
>
> If nothing else, this post confirms that not ALL socialist Canadians get free drugs. Some of us have to stick to legalized herbs. We do suffer!

Just thought I would say, you are no Lewis Grizzard

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Description.
Lewis McDonald Grizzard Jr. was an American writer and humorist, known for his Southern demeanor and commentary on the American South. Wikipedia

I am not. He’s American. I am not southern, although I live in Canada south of California. I do comment on the parts of your country which ARE south of me. The bulk of Canadians are condiments in a USA Sandwich of delights with Alaska on one side and New York on the other.

I shall work harder to meet your expectations. Sorry, eh?

[Jonathan St. Cloud]

On Friday, September 13, 2019 at 4:45:05 AM UTC-7, wrote:
> Sorry, eh? I am sorry to interrupt your normally highly productive use of the internet. But your glider is at risk.
>
> It is only time separating you from the obvious damage coming to your aircraft soon. When I bought my first glass ship, the competition letters had been applied with EXTENSIVE use of what I am sure was a full carton of Sharpies. The owner had read that Sharpies do not add a detectable interruption of airflow. I spent days with sandpaper and compounds to remove the black stains that went deep into the gel coat.
>
> There are people today who use the Sharpie as a weapon of deception. It has been used as a literal mark of possession much as a cat applies urine to its newly captured turf.
>
> Weather and weather maps have become tools of democracy and diplomacy by people in high positions. A swipe of the pen now knows better and it is a sign the writer owns that issue in the public's minds.
>
> The powers that be have now learned that rapidly rising hot air causes hurricanes capable of wiping out entire independent countries like The Bahamas. The first response by your government was direct and well researched. You would nuke each hurricane wherever it popped up.
>
> Then, when the environmental Socialists objected, it was proposed that hurricanes could simply be re-directed by careful use of the simple Sharpie. Soon. Floridians were pleased to hear they were no longer a target because that claim fell to Alabama with the simplest "SHTROKE of a SHARPIE"©� ™ possible.
>
> That success will naturally soon lead to the next obvious conclusion by your greatest scientific minds. Hot air, which normally formed hurricanes, can be slowed down and even dissipated by widespread of thousands of glider wings in formation, flown in precise paths through those very hot spots that trigger them. The laws will change to remove your 2nd amendment rights to bare your arms. You will now have to completely cover up and contribute your glider for the nation's good.
>
> The new "Soar Command" will be the best response of all to global warming.. Its soldiers will all be accomplished glider pilots. The equipment will be your former gliders. Each one will be seized in one of a series of photo ops wherein the Commander in Chief will autograph each ship as it is seized/drafted into active service in Soar Command.
>
> This is so sad. But, Canada has your back again.
>
> You got diabetes, Canada gave you insulin. You had boring waffles we gave you maple syrup. Alaskans froze outdoors and slipped and slid on the ice, we gave you beaver pelts and skins for your feet.
>
> Melania became inconsolable, Canada gave you Justin Trudeau. We knew you could not jump right into WWII so we went in early for you. Your space station was all thumbs? Canada gave you Canadarm. Basketball, hockey in Las Vegas, all essential distraction sot model day life. Feeling sad?. Comedians. Some competition at last for the WIlliams; sister?... Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, .... the country you should have captured years ago so you need not repaint the White House.
>
> Now, Canada wants to help you yet again. No, we will not use the Canadarm for nefarious purposes.And no, we have our own leaders.
>
> But, please trust that when YOUR wings are autographed by the hugest Sharpies ever, Canada has called on SICO Canada to solve the issue. ONLY SICO can assure you of proper removal of the dreaded signature.
>
> Canada now brings you WHITE!
>
> We have snow, and Celine Dionne and the Rockies... so we KNOW white and how to maintain it. Canada created a simple stick applicator product, like a lipstick, to cover up Sharpies' with one swipe.
>
> "Sharp-Off! eh?" is now under siege by some USA bureaucrats. They wish to ban anything capable of defeating the power of your elected officials. To hold a "Sharp-off! eh?" in your hand south of the 48th, is to be a terrorist. Or a Muslim, Probably both at once. Worse, you could be called Mexican.
>
> All Canadian SICO's are now BANNED from your country. You will only EVER have your home-grown SICOs if you fail to act now. You must act now
>
> Sign the petition.
>
> If you sign my petition now, you will have a chance at saving face when you fly the OLC with a Go Pro on your tail. . Don't be "enlisted" or "drafted" into service in the new Soar Command. Demand your right to bare your arms and fly your glider in the pristine snow white color (or colour) God intended for all gliders.
>
> Selling your ship to a loyal Republican? Simple! Use "Sharp-back! sorry, eh?" to remove the cover up and expose the valuable signature beneath.
>
> Canada has your back!
>
> And we have your black! errr, white... errr, whatever, we have all colors here for you.
>
> Remember, when you have a SICO problem in America... apply a SICO solution from Canada.
>
> Copy/paste and Go to:
>
> http://chng.it/zyRwXRhvkb
>
> and with a simple click you can save the world from Sharpies.
>
> And in conclusion, sorry to bother you, eh?
>
> If nothing else, this post confirms that not ALL socialist Canadians get free drugs. Some of us have to stick to legalized herbs. We do suffer!

So we hear from the immigrants to the North, or as they are known in the Trump administration "Mexicans with sweaters". It would take just a swipe of the presidential sharpie on a map to annex all of Canada, with really nothing Canada could do but scream "that's not right, eh?"

[rj]

> So we hear from the immigrants to the North, or as they are known in the Trump administration "Mexicans with sweaters". It would take just a swipe of the presidential sharpie on a map to annex all of Canada, with really nothing Canada could do but scream "that's not right, eh?"

54 - 40 or Fight? eh

[Charlie Quebec]

BRILLIANT! LMFAO I am interested In your ideas, and would like to subscribe to Your newsletter.

[Charlie Quebec]

Don’t be so sure, Canada has a navy you know.
http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml

[Bob Youngblood]

On Sunday, September 15, 2019 at 11:07:14 PM UTC-4, Charlie Quebec wrote:
> Don’t be so sure, Canada has a navy you know.
> http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml

Yes they do, ships have glass bottoms so they can keep an eye on the rest of the Canadian Navy.

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> So we hear from the immigrants to the North, or as they are known in the Trump administration "Mexicans with sweaters". It would take just a swipe of the presidential sharpie on a map to annex all of Canada, with really nothing Canada could do but scream "that's not right, eh?"

Hi! Pilot!,

... and thanks for making me fearful Trump has special Apple phones where apps telling him to "Swipe Right To Alter Space and/or Time Everywhere" and he uses his iSharpie to go back to the time when genetics were being designed and change every future generation into orange mopheads.

Yes, we need our sweaters. But, unlike Trump, as global warming floods Earth and pan fries what's dry, for the rest of my short lifetime, all I need do is go to a lighter sweater, and if that fails I move to the Northwest Territories (borders Alaska, you trekked through it to the gold in our Klondike) and put this one back on.

You failed to read my petition to see how to use my new product Shape-off! Sorry eh!" ©�™

As to a Sharpie-Fueled invasion, it is good to see Trump picking on a country bigger than his. He leaves Russia alone even. I'm guessing he used a map outlined in black.

I submit Sharp-off! we will supply beaver pelt gift bags for every single one of your invading Marines and a pemmican-enhanced bag for your Navy. They will need it to get a carrier into the interior.. Thus, they can get back the $1.5 billion the military gave Trump for MORE bricks and mortar blocking Texans from their own land and half their workforce..

So, we gave you clean water from the largest deposits of fresh water in the world. We gave you lumber, we pump oil right to your door. We gave you unfettered access to pillage our gold in the Yukon. And Trump's grandpa cleaned up. Out of 30,000 prospectors only a few hundred made it rich, and they ALL bought their women and booze from Trump. That is the kind of genetic business savvy it takes to be President.

And based on how the USA crushed Germany and Japan into engineering superpowers, the new "State of Canada and Labrador" eagerly awaits the new schools and universities that Trump provided free to Japan and Germany. And you wonder why Trump does not attend WWII anniversaries? To him, being in France to celebrate the start of war in Germany, then Japan, is like attending the NRA Convention at a Nucor mill and celebrating at the discovery of smelting with scrap steel and turning cannons into plowshares. Its like signing up for Trump U. to learn it all from him, then you realize all he taught you was he had already tied up the world's supply of anal acreage.

Has everyone bought stock in Sanford or Newell Brands? Then hedge your bets and invest in me.... one of us is going to hit it big!

....and buy new sailplanes. (I wanted to start AND end on topic for RAS)

Sorry, eh?

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On Sunday, September 15, 2019 at 11:07:14 PM UTC-4, Charlie Quebec wrote:
> Don’t be so sure, Canada has a navy you know.
> http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml

And,...Our ships were built back when REAL men circumnavigated North and South America by sailing the Northwest Passage on the TOP of the water. Using even the best USA technology today, would have to tippytoe through under water hoping inhabitants of the New World have not yet invented both depth charges AND ice fishing drills.

[Jonathan St. Cloud]

On Monday, September 16, 2019 at 2:06:24 AM UTC-7, wrote:
> On Sunday, September 15, 2019 at 11:07:14 PM UTC-4, Charlie Quebec wrote:
> > Don’t be so sure, Canada has a navy you know.
> > http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml
>
> And,...Our ships were built back when REAL men circumnavigated North and South America by sailing the Northwest Passage on the TOP of the water. Using even the best USA technology today, would have to tippytoe through under water hoping inhabitants of the New World have not yet invented both depth charges AND ice fishing drills.

Don't your submarines have dents? And while Dr. Naismith was a Canadian citizen the game of basketball as it is known today was created by him at the bequest of the school administrators in Springfield, Massachusetts, to condition young athletes during cold months.

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At first, I thought Bob's rants had to do with holding on to the Bong too firmly. Now, I find myself Googling "Symptoms of Dementia."

[Dan Marotta]

Canadians with guns, eh?Â* What a hoot!

On 9/15/2019 9:07 PM, Charlie Quebec wrote:
> Don’t be so sure, Canada has a navy you know.
> http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml

--
Dan, 5J

[Jonathan St. Cloud]

On Monday, September 16, 2019 at 7:46:33 AM UTC-7, Dan Marotta wrote:
> Canadians with guns, eh?Â* What a hoot!
>
> On 9/15/2019 9:07 PM, Charlie Quebec wrote:
> > Don’t be so sure, Canada has a navy you know.
> > http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml
>
> --
> Dan, 5J

And French Canadian is actually a thing, imagine that warrior!

[Bob Youngblood]

On Monday, September 16, 2019 at 10:46:33 AM UTC-4, Dan Marotta wrote:
> Canadians with guns, eh?Â* What a hoot!
>
> On 9/15/2019 9:07 PM, Charlie Quebec wrote:
> > Don’t be so sure, Canada has a navy you know.
> > http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml
>
> --
> Dan, 5J

Can you imagine Canadians with Daisy BB Guns.

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No, no, Red Ryder! A Christmas Story. Yes yes!

[Bob Youngblood]

On Monday, September 16, 2019 at 8:33:02 PM UTC-4, Charlie Quebec wrote:
> You never know, they might actually be able to win a war, something that the US has failed at abjectly since WW2, after all everything has gone so well after “winning� in Iraq and Afghanistan hasn’t it?

The Canadian contingency for the war on terror was 1000 troops in Afghanistan, and 100 troops in Iraq. Such a huge contribution to the war on terror, but thanks.

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If a Canadian invented basketball while in the USA, it’s still a CANADIAN invention. Admittedly the peach basket had a solid bottom and play was delayed while someone climbed up to get the ball back. Pablum, pagers, walk-in talkies, telephone, electric wheelchairs, Java, insulin, pacemakers, iMax film and projectors, green garbage bags, Canadarm...so many things, and now women’s tennis at the US Open...19 year old Bianca Andreescu devours Serena Williams in straight sets. Snowmobiles. Screech. Health care for all, Nanaimo bars. The Avro Arrow. Paint rollers. Peanut butter. WonderBra. Pacemakers...I repeat for effect.

Of more interest to pilots.... Canadian Reginald Aubrey Fessenden was a prolific inventor in the area of wireless technology — he was the first to broadcast on the AM radio band in 1900 — although he's often regarded as an unsung hero in Canada because his inventions in radio technology were outshined by Italian inventor Guglielmo Marconi. Fessenden built two-way radio transmission towers — one near Boston and the other in Scotland — and issued the first transatlantic radio broadcast in 1906.

My favorite?...

The jockstrap hard cup. Imagine, it took a CANADIAN to think up the idea of putting something protective between baseballs and yours. The entire remainder of Earth made do with an extra pair of underwear. We tackle the obvious, invent the less obvious and we improved the odds that superior genes demonstrated by the world’s elite athletes will go forward for the millennia unscathed. Never again would a 105 mph slider eliminate the Mickey Mantles and Christian Yelichs from our great grand children.

Even then we got creative and invented the hard cup for faces of goalies so genetic good lucks would also mutate. We plan ahead. We live up here on a chunk of ice free of sharpies and therefore we cannot sketch ourselves into a better world. Although the Group of Seven thought they sketched a better world. We actually do good ****.

I’m proud of my country and glad we live next door. Keep your friends close. And your enemies closer. Kidding. We need your protection. So we pray you will not build a northern wall, nor will you extend your southern wall to keep us from trekking north to California too. Sharpies can do that.

Over, eh? (Trivial aviation inserted shamelessly to remain on topic in RAS.)

Now that’s been settled, Kim Kardashian announced yesterday she replaced all sorts of medications with CBD oil. Raved about it for mood and anxiety. Now where I live, for me to cross the border and fly up to California, I am screened by CBP...your folks at the border inside Toronto’s airport. “Have you ever used marijuana?� And if answer, yes, I used in college for a month... I am flagged as permanently banned from the USA. Grass is legal in all of Canada and Washington State, Oregon and California, but if a Vancouverite answers yes en route south to get back to California’s grass, he or she is banned for life. Sharpies can make that happen.

You can eliminate Kim Kardashian now if she can be lured to Vancouver.

Wait, how can Tommy Chong ever see the real Rockie’s and get home?? Easy... he was born here, we let will always him in and out.

Just saying.

Eh?

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FYI, I cannot be Grizzard ever again. He died in 1994 so whatever he wrote that made you laugh is at least 25 years old. I try for current events. Funnier. Nixon was funny. Trump is a riot. Easy pickings.

Sorry, eh?

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Dementia? Do you guys not get CNN up there? They are running a daily series for at least two more years detailing how dangerous yet subtle dementia can be. Once he sharpies in federal gerrymandering and tweaking the electoral college... it’s Kim Jong and the Donald BOTH, for life, swapping love letters.

[Tim Newport-Peace[_6_]]

At 08:11 17 September 2019, wrote:
>Of more interest to pilots.... Canadian Reginald Aubrey Fessenden was a
>pro=
>lific inventor in the area of wireless technology =E2=80=94 he was the
>firs=
>t to broadcast on the AM radio band in 1900 =E2=80=94 although he's often
>r=
>egarded as an unsung hero in Canada because his inventions in radio
>technol=
>ogy were outshined by Italian inventor Guglielmo Marconi. Fessenden built
>t=
>wo-way radio transmission towers =E2=80=94 one near Boston and the other
>in=
> Scotland =E2=80=94 and issued the first transatlantic radio broadcast in
>1=
>906.
>
Tesla filed his own basic radio patent applications in 1897. They were
granted in 1900.

Marconi's first patent application in America, filed on November 10, 1900,
was turned down. Marconi's revised applications over the next three years
were repeatedly rejected because of the priority of Tesla and other
inventors.

[[email protected]]

54-40.... the following is from an American web site,, Thought.Com: “The exception to the 49th parallel boundary is that it turns south in the channel separating Vancouver Island from the mainland and then turns south and then west through the Juan de Fuca Strait. This maritime portion of the boundary wasn't officially demarcated until 1872.“

So, no one recorded what happens with the 49th east of Buffalo Point MN. A short jog north then a sharpie scrawl south and east to 41.7 degrees in Pt Pelee ONTARIO. Even at the Atlantic the border is still just 44.7. We negotiated well and made sure your surveyors were always Screeched in.

No wonder your children drive down from Detroit in winter with roof racks loaded with skis. Geography failed them in college.

Quoting: “We take great pride in the quality of our content. We produce fact-based, unbiased, well-researched articles that acknowledge the validity of all viewpoints. ThoughtCo articles include a source list to support the writer’s claims and to enable readers to explore the topic further.�

Hmmm, who needs sharpies with websites like that at your disposal?

Canadian educators do not use Wikipedia wannabes to teach geography. We send out explorers who draw real maps for us. Many died in the ice up but those who made it back drew nice maps.

And we learned our Eh-B-C’s. Sorry.

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That’s why Quebec is pretty much on our Atlantic flank, retreats are well controlled by the liberal application of sal****er. Keeps them focused. But thanks for the inference our French descendants have perfected the riddle... “fight or flee�... the RCMP “Maintiens Le Droit� and keep left to pass. A Canadian invented the painted lines on roads. Steve Sico.

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Now you hit on the real roots of my mental anguish. My parents bought my brother and I BB guns the same year. They thought they should do something to strengthen our corneas. The store had two models and my folks figured they better not have fights over ownership, so my older brother got the nice black and brown Winchester replica. I got the pink Annie Oakley. True. Thats why I identify as non-binary...when your first phallic symbol is a pink girl’s BB Gun made by “Daisy�... what chance did I have for sanity?

Real sorry, eh?

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Yup. After we burned down the White House, and then stole millions of acres south of the 49th, we set our sights on Europe and jumped in early for all future wars. Both WW’s, Korea, Gulf War, Afghanistan... eventually we designed impenetrable swimming pool blue helmets and specialized in peacekeeping. Then we discovered that shade of blue never occurs in nature and so it stands out everywhere in the world. Thus Sharpie-Off, eh? And that is why UN Peacekeepers helmets are white in the USA and pool blue elsewhere, helps us find our dead easily in battle.

[Bob Youngblood]

On Tuesday, September 17, 2019 at 5:05:39 AM UTC-4, wrote:
> Now you hit on the real roots of my mental anguish. My parents bought my brother and I BB guns the same year. They thought they should do something to strengthen our corneas. The store had two models and my folks figured they better not have fights over ownership, so my older brother got the nice black and brown Winchester replica. I got the pink Annie Oakley. True. Thats why I identify as non-binary...when your first phallic symbol is a pink girl’s BB Gun made by “Daisy�... what chance did I have for sanity?
>
> Real sorry, eh?

You seem to be really upset and confused. Thinking you were some literary genius was a mistake on your part. The Lewis Grizzard remark set you off and you have yet to recover.
Secondly you were wrong about you mother trying to improve your corneas with the pink Daisy Red Rider. She was basically trying to see if you had enough cojones to shoot your brother. Looks like the experiment failed and you continue ramble with signs of dementia from your heat oppressed brain. I am sure you will research that literary statement.

[[email protected]]

On Tuesday, September 17, 2019 at 7:59:56 AM UTC-4, Bob Youngblood wrote:

> You seem to be really upset and confused. Thinking you were some literary genius was a mistake on your part. The Lewis Grizzard remark set you off and you have yet to recover.
> Secondly you were wrong about you mother trying to improve your corneas with the pink Daisy Red Rider. She was basically trying to see if you had enough cojones to shoot your brother. Looks like the experiment failed and you continue ramble with signs of dementia from your heat oppressed brain. I am sure you will research that literary statement.

Hi Bob, Bob here,

No I am not upset. I rise each day hoping for a simple smile from just one oppressed glider owner worldwide. Usually I am defeated in this challenge. As you can attest.

We laid my bother to rest in the back yard, under a large oak. I beat him to death with the damned pink Daisy. So you were right there, no cojones to shoot him.

So, you are upset about my obvious dementia, but Trump's gives you hope andpleasure?

At least I can extend beyond Twitter to communications here at MUCH more than 140 characters per wisdom. If a man can convince people to invade Iran based on an insightful 140 character Tweet, well maybe they deserve what happens.

What other world leader would give away "We are locked and loaded." ??... OK, so, Yes, Kim Jong Un and Putin but that's only because they have the videos of Trump in the Moscow hotels.

Here, Now, in the USA... Trump is goading EVERYONE to fear his might. Daily.. In the middle of the night when most sane people sleep.

Tariffs and Tomahawks, they are all the weapons Trump needs. And a Sharpie to correct trajectories of each Tomahawk to show a direct hit on individuals he despises.. as in "Here, the Tomahawk swerved to avoid AA fire, it descended to ground level here, and here it entered King Jong's rectum at the precise angle of 33.7 degrees required to take out his prostate for good."

I find creating jokes relaxing. I am sorry you do not feel the same. Eh?

[[email protected]]

I forgot to anticipate the "Were do you get off sitting down south in your sweater criticizing we Yanks?"

I forgot to admit I am ¼ American by my grandfather from Mountain Lake MN. He, being cheap at heart, jumped on the offer of 160 acres free land in Saskatchewan. Or maybe "tree land" is more accurate. 160 acres of heavily treed topsoil. In a Province as flat as (Canadian) Neil Young's voice.

So I was born down here instead of up in Minnesota and I have been so ****ed off ever since that I found relief only by writing strangely in glider forums. I could have been a Minnesotan and gone to Viet Nam, but instead I had to stay back and work on a career. I regret that the latent anger about this fact, when combined with that whole Daisy episode, and then the funeral... it has bent me forever. Luckily, under the age of 16 in Canada you can lie, cheat, steal, murder and all you get is a personalized tour of the court building and a cab home. I enjoyed meeting all those lawyers and stuff. That gave me faith there was a job for my kind of twisted brain in every court house in Canada.

And the other ¾ of me is Scots and "east Russian" as they politely termed it. So if just being Canadian is not enough reason to act cheap, add in the Scotsman's fear of spending his first dollar and you have me.

So, I am not upset about anything much. I enjoy Lewis Black a lot, and HE is upset. All the time. I am an amateur discontented fool. Give me time to hone whatever skills pop up.

Illigitimi non carborundum. Or if you're American ... "F*** 'em if they can't take a joke." God bless Joplin.

Back to knitting doilies, I am told dessert today is banana cream pie.

I remain,

Bob


> On Tuesday, September 17, 2019 at 5:05:39 AM UTC-4, wrote:
> > Now you hit on the real roots of my mental anguish. My parents bought my brother and I BB guns the same year. They thought they should do something to strengthen our corneas. The store had two models and my folks figured they better not have fights over ownership, so my older brother got the nice black and brown Winchester replica. I got the pink Annie Oakley. True. Thats why I identify as non-binary...when your first phallic symbol is a pink girl’s BB Gun made by “Daisy�... what chance did I have for sanity?
> >
> > Real sorry, eh?
>
> You seem to be really upset and confused. Thinking you were some literary genius was a mistake on your part. The Lewis Grizzard remark set you off and you have yet to recover.
> Secondly you were wrong about you mother trying to improve your corneas with the pink Daisy Red Rider. She was basically trying to see if you had enough cojones to shoot your brother. Looks like the experiment failed and you continue ramble with signs of dementia from your heat oppressed brain. I am sure you will research that literary statement.

[Jonathan St. Cloud]

On Tuesday, September 17, 2019 at 1:11:42 AM UTC-7, wrote:
> If a Canadian invented basketball while in the USA, it’s still a CANADIAN invention. Admittedly the peach basket had a solid bottom and play was delayed while someone climbed up to get the ball back. Pablum, pagers, walk-in talkies, telephone, electric wheelchairs, Java, insulin, pacemakers, iMax film and projectors, green garbage bags, Canadarm...so many things, and now women’s tennis at the US Open...19 year old Bianca Andreescu devours Serena Williams in straight sets. Snowmobiles. Screech. Health care for all, Nanaimo bars. The Avro Arrow. Paint rollers. Peanut butter. WonderBra. Pacemakers...I repeat for effect.
>
> Of more interest to pilots.... Canadian Reginald Aubrey Fessenden was a prolific inventor in the area of wireless technology — he was the first to broadcast on the AM radio band in 1900 — although he's often regarded as an unsung hero in Canada because his inventions in radio technology were outshined by Italian inventor Guglielmo Marconi. Fessenden built two-way radio transmission towers — one near Boston and the other in Scotland — and issued the first transatlantic radio broadcast in 1906.
>
> My favorite?...
>
> The jockstrap hard cup. Imagine, it took a CANADIAN to think up the idea of putting something protective between baseballs and yours. The entire remainder of Earth made do with an extra pair of underwear. We tackle the obvious, invent the less obvious and we improved the odds that superior genes demonstrated by the world’s elite athletes will go forward for the millennia unscathed. Never again would a 105 mph slider eliminate the Mickey Mantles and Christian Yelichs from our great grand children.
>
> Even then we got creative and invented the hard cup for faces of goalies so genetic good lucks would also mutate. We plan ahead. We live up here on a chunk of ice free of sharpies and therefore we cannot sketch ourselves into a better world. Although the Group of Seven thought they sketched a better world. We actually do good ****.
>
> I’m proud of my country and glad we live next door. Keep your friends close. And your enemies closer. Kidding. We need your protection. So we pray you will not build a northern wall, nor will you extend your southern wall to keep us from trekking north to California too. Sharpies can do that.
>
> Over, eh? (Trivial aviation inserted shamelessly to remain on topic in RAS.)
>
> Now that’s been settled, Kim Kardashian announced yesterday she replaced all sorts of medications with CBD oil. Raved about it for mood and anxiety. Now where I live, for me to cross the border and fly up to California, I am screened by CBP...your folks at the border inside Toronto’s airport. “Have you ever used marijuana?� And if answer, yes, I used in college for a month... I am flagged as permanently banned from the USA. Grass is legal in all of Canada and Washington State, Oregon and California, but if a Vancouverite answers yes en route south to get back to California’s grass, he or she is banned for life. Sharpies can make that happen.
>
> You can eliminate Kim Kardashian now if she can be lured to Vancouver.
>
> Wait, how can Tommy Chong ever see the real Rockie’s and get home?? Easy... he was born here, we let will always him in and out.
>
> Just saying.
>
> Eh?

Dearest Bob: Several items stand out from your free thought association on RAS. First of all Canadians invented the cup to protect their balls, but it took another 70 years to consider a helmet for the head on top is important too! Second, troops that burnt down the White House were British regulars just off the Boats from Europe. The British general whom lead this raid was killed three weeks later by an American sniper in Baltimore. Forget Greenland, let's sharpie Canada, as the fifty-first state and name it Trumpland.

[[email protected]]

On Tuesday, September 17, 2019 at 11:02:58 AM UTC-4, Jonathan St. Cloud wrote:\
> Dearest Bob: Several items stand out from your free thought association on RAS. First of all Canadians invented the cup to protect their balls, but it took another 70 years to consider a helmet for the head on top is important too! Second, troops that burnt down the White House were British regulars just off the Boats from Europe. The British general whom lead this raid was killed three weeks later by an American sniper in Baltimore. Forget Greenland, let's sharpie Canada, as the fifty-first state and name it Trumpland.

Darling Jonathan,

Yes, my thoughts are free, who would pay for this crap? But NO ONE wants to associate with me.

The cup preceded the goalie mask. REAL Goalies like Bower and Sawchuck saw stitches as badge of honour. Sawchuck had 400 stitches, 3 of which are in his EYEBALL.They took 80 bone chips out of his elbow one game. Johnny Bower was a wimp and only took 250 stitches. When goalies saw pucks coming at them so fast they could get to their balls through the esophagus or rectum as required, they invented the fibreglass mask. Honour be damned.

Canada was a British colony in 1814. Those troops were Canada's inhabitants.. You know, like in Puerto Rico, they speak Spanish and are brown but they call themselves Americans for some reason. Or, California was once owned by Mexico, ... today we say those early residents were Californians, not Mexicans.

Same thing back in August 1814. "Canada" as a country did not exist BEFORE 1867. Just a colony. So 53 years earlier, the people living on the land we today call Canada happened to be British and French who were fighting to own all our miserable butts. Britain beat the French on the Plains of Abraham in 1759. You guys attacked Canada in 1812 and in retribution and to protect their future commonwealth, we snowshoed to Washington DC in our lumberjack jackets and burned your White House with a celebratory bong fire. We apologized and went home. In Tennis, 19 year Bianca Andreescu APOLOGIZED on I've TV from the court that she was sorry to beat 39 year old Serena bacause so many Americans came to see her win.

Get over it already. We beat you. Or did I miss your burning of 24 Sussex Drive, Juston's digs?


Just to save linking...

Quote: "In June 1812, the United States declared war on Great Britain, citing among its grievances the practice of removing sailors from American merchant ships and forcing them to serve in the British navy. The United States also took issue with a system of blockades and licenses designed to halt trade with Napoleonic France, and with Britain’s supposed foment of Native American unrest. Almost immediately thereafter, U.S. President James Madison approved a three-pronged assault against Canada. Many Americans believed the invasion would be a cakewalk, particularly since Britain was so distracted by the Napoleonic Wars in Europe. Former President Thomas Jefferson called the acquisition of Quebec a “mere matter of marching,� while Speaker of the House Henry Clay, a prominent war hawk, declared that the militiamen of Kentucky were capable of capturing Upper Canada (essentially modern Ontario) and Montreal without any assistance. “There was a lot of saber rattling going on,� said John R. Grodzinski, a history professor at the Royal Military College."

So, you could not beat Quebec or any real soldiers, and so we fought back and burned down your head office for ****s and giggles.

A sniper is such an honourable way to die, Instead of facing the enemy like a real man, he hid in a bush with an AK47 and let loose.

You already have a "51st state" and it is Puerto Rico. So I will pass on any suggestion we should be treated as they have by Trump. We have all the paper towels we need, we still grown tweets her for paper. I'd rather be an outright enemy to Trump and take his Tweets than to be an American in Puerto Rico taking his Tweets.

And besides ALL THAT, we now have "Sharp-off! eh?" ©�™ and you still do not have enough troops to conquer a large country like Canada. Check a map. If I drive to Florida, I can choose several routes and I will pass through a new state every few hours or less, and I am on the beach by the second evening.. BUT, if I want to visit Vancouver, I get in my car at 6:00 am, I scream out of my driveway on to the Trans Canada Highway, Route #1, and I drive flat out for 3 days JUST to get out of Ontario, my home province. THEN, I spend 3 more days to Vancouver. And another day to the west coast of Vancouver Island where the next land west is Japan. If instead I wanted to go east to Labrador and Newfoundland, I drive 2 days like a madman, wait for a ferry, take a 14 hour boat trip and THEN drive 2 days across Newfoundland.

And don't even ask about driving north. The plans for a highway in that direction are in committee. In the meantime we use ice roads and canoes. At our northern limit, 40% of Canada is in the Northwest Territories extending up to 83 degrees north. Alert is 47.5 miles NORTHwest of GREENLAND, Trump's wet dream. I repeat, to get to Canada's tip from Greenland one walks NORTHWEST.... yes, Hawaii is far away but it is WORTH the trip.

Canada is yuge. Yuger than you even. Our size is our defense. Besides, millions of Americans are NOT going to attack Celine Dion's country.

You try to invade us and we just do what we always do, we close the Trans Canada highway, there is ONLY one way across, for some new gravel and for re-tarring. Your tanks slide to a halt. And we eat you with mosquitoes and throw your carcasses to the moose and mountain lions and the beavers incorporate the bones into a dam to go fishing in.

We relax with gliding big fat aluminum gliders, 767's and A330's. The Gimli glider was a fully loaded Air Canada 767 that soared for 45 miles with 69 back seaters, a distance of 3,105 passenger/miles. No injuries, landed on a drag strip center rail. Then Air Transit took up the challenge and their A330 sailplane beat that doing 75 miles across a freaking ocean. With 306 people in the back seat. An astounding 22.950 passenger miles. NO injuries or loss of suntan time. Compare that to the passenger/miles in the OLC in America.

Your guy Sully tried to beat us and he took 152 people in back and got all of 3 miles south. And ALL his pax got wet and had to hire a water taxi. Canada geese took him down just for the irony of it. We also train beavers to build dams from human bones....

I can keep this up all day. Thanks for the challenges.

Eh?

Bob

[Dan Marotta]

Just curious, Bob.Â* Do you actually fly gliders?Â* What and where?

On 9/17/2019 11:00 AM, wrote:
> On Tuesday, September 17, 2019 at 11:02:58 AM UTC-4, Jonathan St. Cloud wrote:\
>> Dearest Bob: Several items stand out from your free thought association on RAS. First of all Canadians invented the cup to protect their balls, but it took another 70 years to consider a helmet for the head on top is important too! Second, troops that burnt down the White House were British regulars just off the Boats from Europe. The British general whom lead this raid was killed three weeks later by an American sniper in Baltimore. Forget Greenland, let's sharpie Canada, as the fifty-first state and name it Trumpland.
> Darling Jonathan,
>
> Yes, my thoughts are free, who would pay for this crap? But NO ONE wants to associate with me.
>
> The cup preceded the goalie mask. REAL Goalies like Bower and Sawchuck saw stitches as badge of honour. Sawchuck had 400 stitches, 3 of which are in his EYEBALL.They took 80 bone chips out of his elbow one game. Johnny Bower was a wimp and only took 250 stitches. When goalies saw pucks coming at them so fast they could get to their balls through the esophagus or rectum as required, they invented the fibreglass mask. Honour be damned.
>
> Canada was a British colony in 1814. Those troops were Canada's inhabitants. You know, like in Puerto Rico, they speak Spanish and are brown but they call themselves Americans for some reason. Or, California was once owned by Mexico, ... today we say those early residents were Californians, not Mexicans.
>
> Same thing back in August 1814. "Canada" as a country did not exist BEFORE 1867. Just a colony. So 53 years earlier, the people living on the land we today call Canada happened to be British and French who were fighting to own all our miserable butts. Britain beat the French on the Plains of Abraham in 1759. You guys attacked Canada in 1812 and in retribution and to protect their future commonwealth, we snowshoed to Washington DC in our lumberjack jackets and burned your White House with a celebratory bong fire. We apologized and went home. In Tennis, 19 year Bianca Andreescu APOLOGIZED on I've TV from the court that she was sorry to beat 39 year old Serena bacause so many Americans came to see her win.
>
> Get over it already. We beat you. Or did I miss your burning of 24 Sussex Drive, Juston's digs?
>
>
> Just to save linking...
>
> Quote: "In June 1812, the United States declared war on Great Britain, citing among its grievances the practice of removing sailors from American merchant ships and forcing them to serve in the British navy. The United States also took issue with a system of blockades and licenses designed to halt trade with Napoleonic France, and with Britain’s supposed foment of Native American unrest. Almost immediately thereafter, U.S. President James Madison approved a three-pronged assault against Canada. Many Americans believed the invasion would be a cakewalk, particularly since Britain was so distracted by the Napoleonic Wars in Europe. Former President Thomas Jefferson called the acquisition of Quebec a “mere matter of marching,� while Speaker of the House Henry Clay, a prominent war hawk, declared that the militiamen of Kentucky were capable of capturing Upper Canada (essentially modern Ontario) and Montreal without any assistance. “There was a lot of saber rattling going on,� said John R. Grodzinski, a history professor at the Royal Military College."
>
> So, you could not beat Quebec or any real soldiers, and so we fought back and burned down your head office for ****s and giggles.
>
> A sniper is such an honourable way to die, Instead of facing the enemy like a real man, he hid in a bush with an AK47 and let loose.
>
> You already have a "51st state" and it is Puerto Rico. So I will pass on any suggestion we should be treated as they have by Trump. We have all the paper towels we need, we still grown tweets her for paper. I'd rather be an outright enemy to Trump and take his Tweets than to be an American in Puerto Rico taking his Tweets.
>
> And besides ALL THAT, we now have "Sharp-off! eh?" ©�™ and you still do not have enough troops to conquer a large country like Canada. Check a map. If I drive to Florida, I can choose several routes and I will pass through a new state every few hours or less, and I am on the beach by the second evening.. BUT, if I want to visit Vancouver, I get in my car at 6:00 am, I scream out of my driveway on to the Trans Canada Highway, Route #1, and I drive flat out for 3 days JUST to get out of Ontario, my home province. THEN, I spend 3 more days to Vancouver. And another day to the west coast of Vancouver Island where the next land west is Japan. If instead I wanted to go east to Labrador and Newfoundland, I drive 2 days like a madman, wait for a ferry, take a 14 hour boat trip and THEN drive 2 days across Newfoundland.
>
> And don't even ask about driving north. The plans for a highway in that direction are in committee. In the meantime we use ice roads and canoes. At our northern limit, 40% of Canada is in the Northwest Territories extending up to 83 degrees north. Alert is 47.5 miles NORTHwest of GREENLAND, Trump's wet dream. I repeat, to get to Canada's tip from Greenland one walks NORTHWEST.... yes, Hawaii is far away but it is WORTH the trip.
>
> Canada is yuge. Yuger than you even. Our size is our defense. Besides, millions of Americans are NOT going to attack Celine Dion's country.
>
> You try to invade us and we just do what we always do, we close the Trans Canada highway, there is ONLY one way across, for some new gravel and for re-tarring. Your tanks slide to a halt. And we eat you with mosquitoes and throw your carcasses to the moose and mountain lions and the beavers incorporate the bones into a dam to go fishing in.
>
> We relax with gliding big fat aluminum gliders, 767's and A330's. The Gimli glider was a fully loaded Air Canada 767 that soared for 45 miles with 69 back seaters, a distance of 3,105 passenger/miles. No injuries, landed on a drag strip center rail. Then Air Transit took up the challenge and their A330 sailplane beat that doing 75 miles across a freaking ocean. With 306 people in the back seat. An astounding 22.950 passenger miles. NO injuries or loss of suntan time. Compare that to the passenger/miles in the OLC in America.
>
> Your guy Sully tried to beat us and he took 152 people in back and got all of 3 miles south. And ALL his pax got wet and had to hire a water taxi. Canada geese took him down just for the irony of it. We also train beavers to build dams from human bones....
>
> I can keep this up all day. Thanks for the challenges.
>
> Eh?
>
> Bob
>
>
>

--
Dan, 5J

[[email protected]]

Hi Dan. First was an SF27 share then an SZD-55 on my own. About 3300 hours. I just fly dual now, but rarely. Longest flight 9:15.

Loved it. early OLC fanatic.

I’ll not bother RAS very often.

Bob

[Dan Marotta]

Well, when you _do_ fly, keep the shiny side up!

On 9/17/2019 8:47 PM, wrote:
> Hi Dan. First was an SF27 share then an SZD-55 on my own. About 3300 hours. I just fly dual now, but rarely. Longest flight 9:15.
>
> Loved it. early OLC fanatic.
>
> I’ll not bother RAS very often.
>
> Bob

--
Dan, 5J

[Charlie M. (UH & 002 owner/pilot)]

Aren't all sides on a sailplane shiny????

LOL....

[[email protected]]

Well! Technically, “shiny� requires a light source, so only the sun facing side shines, the rest merely reflect. But, all sides appear shiny if the ship is rolled, spun or Lamcovak’d rapidly enough to fool the eyes.

So, do what you like best and all sides shall shine.

Unless you’re under a cloud, and then you don’t care how you look because you’re smiling too hard to notice.

[2G]

On Tuesday, September 17, 2019 at 1:11:42 AM UTC-7, wrote:
> If a Canadian invented basketball while in the USA, it’s still a CANADIAN invention. Admittedly the peach basket had a solid bottom and play was delayed while someone climbed up to get the ball back. Pablum, pagers, walk-in talkies, telephone, electric wheelchairs, Java, insulin, pacemakers, iMax film and projectors, green garbage bags, Canadarm...so many things, and now women’s tennis at the US Open...19 year old Bianca Andreescu devours Serena Williams in straight sets. Snowmobiles. Screech. Health care for all, Nanaimo bars. The Avro Arrow. Paint rollers. Peanut butter. WonderBra. Pacemakers...I repeat for effect.
>
> Of more interest to pilots.... Canadian Reginald Aubrey Fessenden was a prolific inventor in the area of wireless technology — he was the first to broadcast on the AM radio band in 1900 — although he's often regarded as an unsung hero in Canada because his inventions in radio technology were outshined by Italian inventor Guglielmo Marconi. Fessenden built two-way radio transmission towers — one near Boston and the other in Scotland — and issued the first transatlantic radio broadcast in 1906.
>
> My favorite?...
>
> The jockstrap hard cup. Imagine, it took a CANADIAN to think up the idea of putting something protective between baseballs and yours. The entire remainder of Earth made do with an extra pair of underwear. We tackle the obvious, invent the less obvious and we improved the odds that superior genes demonstrated by the world’s elite athletes will go forward for the millennia unscathed. Never again would a 105 mph slider eliminate the Mickey Mantles and Christian Yelichs from our great grand children.
>
> Even then we got creative and invented the hard cup for faces of goalies so genetic good lucks would also mutate. We plan ahead. We live up here on a chunk of ice free of sharpies and therefore we cannot sketch ourselves into a better world. Although the Group of Seven thought they sketched a better world. We actually do good ****.
>
> I’m proud of my country and glad we live next door. Keep your friends close. And your enemies closer. Kidding. We need your protection. So we pray you will not build a northern wall, nor will you extend your southern wall to keep us from trekking north to California too. Sharpies can do that.
>
> Over, eh? (Trivial aviation inserted shamelessly to remain on topic in RAS.)
>
> Now that’s been settled, Kim Kardashian announced yesterday she replaced all sorts of medications with CBD oil. Raved about it for mood and anxiety. Now where I live, for me to cross the border and fly up to California, I am screened by CBP...your folks at the border inside Toronto’s airport. “Have you ever used marijuana?� And if answer, yes, I used in college for a month... I am flagged as permanently banned from the USA. Grass is legal in all of Canada and Washington State, Oregon and California, but if a Vancouverite answers yes en route south to get back to California’s grass, he or she is banned for life. Sharpies can make that happen.
>
> You can eliminate Kim Kardashian now if she can be lured to Vancouver.
>
> Wait, how can Tommy Chong ever see the real Rockie’s and get home?? Easy... he was born here, we let will always him in and out.
>
> Just saying.
>
> Eh?

Naismith invented the game under the direction and supervision of Dr. Luther Gulick at the Springfield YMCA, making it an inherently US invention:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Naismith
The popularity of the game in the US, and Naismith's unrelenting promotion, led to its introduction as an Olympic sport in the 1936 summer games.

Most citizens of the US have heritage from some other country - Naismith was just one of many, including Albert Einstein.

Tom

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2G we're not interested in historical fact here, we're more interested in multinational or more appropriately, Can-Am hyperboly.
Get with the program dude !! lol

[Bob Youngblood]

On Tuesday, September 17, 2019 at 8:14:45 AM UTC-4, wrote:
> On Tuesday, September 17, 2019 at 7:59:56 AM UTC-4, Bob Youngblood wrote:
>
> > You seem to be really upset and confused. Thinking you were some literary genius was a mistake on your part. The Lewis Grizzard remark set you off and you have yet to recover.
> > Secondly you were wrong about you mother trying to improve your corneas with the pink Daisy Red Rider. She was basically trying to see if you had enough cojones to shoot your brother. Looks like the experiment failed and you continue ramble with signs of dementia from your heat oppressed brain. I am sure you will research that literary statement.
>
> Hi Bob, Bob here,
>
> No I am not upset. I rise each day hoping for a simple smile from just one oppressed glider owner worldwide. Usually I am defeated in this challenge.. As you can attest.
>
> We laid my bother to rest in the back yard, under a large oak. I beat him to death with the damned pink Daisy. So you were right there, no cojones to shoot him.
>
> So, you are upset about my obvious dementia, but Trump's gives you hope andpleasure?
>
> At least I can extend beyond Twitter to communications here at MUCH more than 140 characters per wisdom. If a man can convince people to invade Iran based on an insightful 140 character Tweet, well maybe they deserve what happens.
>
> What other world leader would give away "We are locked and loaded." ??... OK, so, Yes, Kim Jong Un and Putin but that's only because they have the videos of Trump in the Moscow hotels.
>
> Here, Now, in the USA... Trump is goading EVERYONE to fear his might. Daily. In the middle of the night when most sane people sleep.
>
> Tariffs and Tomahawks, they are all the weapons Trump needs. And a Sharpie to correct trajectories of each Tomahawk to show a direct hit on individuals he despises.. as in "Here, the Tomahawk swerved to avoid AA fire, it descended to ground level here, and here it entered King Jong's rectum at the precise angle of 33.7 degrees required to take out his prostate for good."
>
> I find creating jokes relaxing. I am sorry you do not feel the same. Eh?

Hi Bob, Bob here. Looks like you guys to the north have a big racial problem up there. Justin, your hero seems to have a lot of baggage from 2001. Tariffs and Tomahawks aren't racist like your PM.

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Awww come on, I've always enjoyed black face. I get it every time I clean out the fireplace chimney.

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SO, revisionism.

You are saying Dr. Gulick directed Naismith on his to design the sport of basketball.

Using that same logic, Trump invented walls.

I think I am done on this one.

On Wednesday, September 18, 2019 at 11:04:46 PM UTC-4, 2G wrote:
> Naismith invented the game under the direction and supervision of Dr. Luther Gulick at the Springfield YMCA, making it an inherently US invention:
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Naismith
> The popularity of the game in the US, and Naismith's unrelenting promotion, led to its introduction as an Olympic sport in the 1936 summer games.
>
> Most citizens of the US have heritage from some other country - Naismith was just one of many, including Albert Einstein.
>
> Tom

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On Thursday, September 19, 2019 at 12:01:19 AM UTC-4, wrote:
> 2G we're not interested in historical fact here, we're more interested in multinational or more appropriately, Can-Am hyperboly.
> Get with the program dude !! lol

Yes, humour is by definition often hyperbole. To make people smile sometimes one exaggerates.
Roeseann Rosanadana established that in the last century.

And Canadians may feel any attempt by any American in 2019 to not laugh at politics is disingenuous.

We down here in Canada suffer the genetics of those doomed to live in constant ice and snow, and we are taught to laugh away our troubles.

Mark Twain is revered across the land, but let any Canadian crack a one-liner about Trump and we are deemed hyperbolous in the extreme.

It must be the cold that thickens our skins down here. Global warming will have that little issue sorted out in due course.

Until then, smile. It works. 😎�

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On Thursday, September 19, 2019 at 7:00:13 AM UTC-4, Bob Youngblood wrote:
>
> Hi Bob, Bob here. Looks like you guys to the north have a big racial problem up there. Justin, your hero seems to have a lot of baggage from 2001. Tariffs and Tomahawks aren't racist like your PM.

Yeah, what a slime ball. He missed the correct shade of Arabian by a mile. Instead of paying for a professional aesthetician, he let his drugged up girl friend plaster on whatever she had in her purse. Then he stuck her purse on his head for the photo.

Justin is French Canadian and for that he deserves some slack. The French think they still have Napoleon leading their retreats.

And his parents were the scum of the earth. His father was a lawyer and a politician, his mother tramped around with Mick and the guys in the 60's. They did not impart the values all Canadians should have from birth.

Pierre Trudeau famously told Parliament "fuddle duddle" rather the use the F word directly. These millennial kids will just toss out F bombs and brown face as if no one is watching or listening.

To quote the Canadian Encyclopedia, if you can trust anything these days.....
The most dramatic event of Trudeau's first government was the October Crisis of 1970, which was precipitated by the kidnapping of British diplomat James Cross and Québec Cabinet minister Pierre Laporte by the terrorist Front de Libération du Québec (FLQ). In response, Trudeau invoked the War Measures Act, with its extraordinary powers of arrest, detention and censorship. Shortly after, Laporte was murdered by his abductors. Controversy over the appropriateness of these emergency measures and their effect on liberal democracy in Canada and Québec has continued to the present..

So, Justin's Dad pulled a Trump and set it up so if the found the Separatists who murdered Laporte they could be arrested. In Canada, murderers can only be arrested if caught in the act. So Trudeau senior decided that was not good enough for the kidnappers.

Russians interfered in your elections and now they are throwing up an 18 year old costume party to district us from Trump''s bungle of the day. I am saddened it is waking on RAS.

Anyone who can figure out how to keep 700 pounds of glider airborne with no motor should be able to figure out how Russian media interference works. Come on guys, you can do this. Why is a rookie Canadian PM more urgent in the news than Lewandowski. Or Cohen. Or Bolton. Or (insert name of latest fired bureaucrat HERE)

Enough. Smile now. It's funner

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On Thursday, September 19, 2019 at 8:12:55 AM UTC-4, wrote:
> Awww come on, I've always enjoyed black face. I get it every time I clean out the fireplace chimney.

And you admitted this in an international forum?

You must be confident your identity is well hidden by a fake Gmail address. They have been hacked too, you know?😎�

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The TDS(Trudeau Derangement Syndrome) here is strong. Some folks need to build a wall in their heads to keep the rot from walking in and muddying up the place. Start gently by deporting all those foreign to natural law notions you hold that you used to know, and still sort of know on some level, are wrong.
It ain't winter yet, time to get back to soaring with a question: If one is landing out in a field of freshly planted solar panels do you want to land across the rows or with the rows?

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I was going to report this thread as abuse of Google Groups, but there isn't a category for effin' STUPID. Enough, Bob. Back to the ice cave.

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I've got bigger worries every time I take my white sheet n hook to the dry cleaners lol

[Dan Marotta]

Oh, ****!Â* Solar panels.

You should see what they're installing a couple of miles west of the
Moriarty airport.Â* It looks like the flight deck of the USS Gerald R.
Ford
<https://www.google.com/search?q=uss+gerald+r+ford&safe=active&client=opera&hs=dYL&sxsrf=ACYBGNSPDhr4XB0cU6tvawZ4ZJe7MuL59A:156890436 0108&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjOjsiYkN3kAhXFo54KHQ37C80Q_AUIEigC&biw=1496&bih=722#imgrc=HX8TKvM-6gYWbM:>.Â*
But I think that if they track the sun, and you land on it at noon, it
should be OK.

On 9/19/2019 7:51 AM, wrote:
> The TDS(Trudeau Derangement Syndrome) here is strong. Some folks need to build a wall in their heads to keep the rot from walking in and muddying up the place. Start gently by deporting all those foreign to natural law notions you hold that you used to know, and still sort of know on some level, are wrong.
> It ain't winter yet, time to get back to soaring with a question: If one is landing out in a field of freshly planted solar panels do you want to land across the rows or with the rows?

--
Dan, 5J

[6PK]

On Thursday, September 19, 2019 at 7:47:25 AM UTC-7, Dan Marotta wrote:
> Oh, ****!Â* Solar panels.
>
>
>
> You should see what they're installing a couple of miles west of the
> Moriarty airport.Â* It looks like the flight deck of the USS
> Gerald R. Ford.Â* But I think that if they track the sun, and
> you land on it at noon, it should be OK.
>
>
>
>
> On 9/19/2019 7:51 AM,
> wrote:
>
>
>
> The TDS(Trudeau Derangement Syndrome) here is strong. Some folks need to build a wall in their heads to keep the rot from walking in and muddying up the place. Start gently by deporting all those foreign to natural law notions you hold that you used to know, and still sort of know on some level, are wrong.
> It ain't winter yet, time to get back to soaring with a question: If one is landing out in a field of freshly planted solar panels do you want to land across the rows or with the rows?
>
>
>
>
>
> --
>
> Dan, 5J

Looks as if the soaring season maybe over.....

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On Thursday, September 19, 2019 at 10:14:55 AM UTC-4, wrote:
> I've got bigger worries every time I take my white sheet n hook to the dry cleaners lol

Much better.

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On Thursday, September 19, 2019 at 9:51:14 AM UTC-4, wrote:
> The TDS(Trudeau Derangement Syndrome) here is strong. Some folks need to build a wall in their heads to keep the rot from walking in and muddying up the place. Start gently by deporting all those foreign to natural law notions you hold that you used to know, and still sort of know on some level, are wrong.
> It ain't winter yet, time to get back to soaring with a question: If one is landing out in a field of freshly planted solar panels do you want to land across the rows or with the rows?

Never cross the streams... sayeth the (mostly Canadian) Ghost Busters... so "with" the rows.

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On Thursday, September 19, 2019 at 10:00:39 AM UTC-4, wrote:
> I was going to report this thread as abuse of Google Groups, but there isn't a category for effin' STUPID. Enough, Bob. Back to the ice cave.

Sorry, eh?

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Its the disease called "Liberalism", turns the brain to mush
And inhibits commin sense. No recovery.

[Mike C]

On Thursday, September 19, 2019 at 7:38:26 AM UTC-6, wrote:
> On Thursday, September 19, 2019 at 7:00:13 AM UTC-4, Bob Youngblood wrote:
> >
> > Hi Bob, Bob here. Looks like you guys to the north have a big racial problem up there. Justin, your hero seems to have a lot of baggage from 2001. Tariffs and Tomahawks aren't racist like your PM.
>
> Yeah, what a slime ball. He missed the correct shade of Arabian by a mile.. Instead of paying for a professional aesthetician, he let his drugged up girl friend plaster on whatever she had in her purse. Then he stuck her purse on his head for the photo.
>
> Justin is French Canadian and for that he deserves some slack. The French think they still have Napoleon leading their retreats.
>
> And his parents were the scum of the earth. His father was a lawyer and a politician, his mother tramped around with Mick and the guys in the 60's. They did not impart the values all Canadians should have from birth.
>
> Pierre Trudeau famously told Parliament "fuddle duddle" rather the use the F word directly. These millennial kids will just toss out F bombs and brown face as if no one is watching or listening.
>
> To quote the Canadian Encyclopedia, if you can trust anything these days.....
> The most dramatic event of Trudeau's first government was the October Crisis of 1970, which was precipitated by the kidnapping of British diplomat James Cross and Québec Cabinet minister Pierre Laporte by the terrorist Front de Libération du Québec (FLQ). In response, Trudeau invoked the War Measures Act, with its extraordinary powers of arrest, detention and censorship. Shortly after, Laporte was murdered by his abductors. Controversy over the appropriateness of these emergency measures and their effect on liberal democracy in Canada and Québec has continued to the present.

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Now may I assume you mean all Canadians because it is the Liberals’ turn at the helm? We rotate every few years among the parties. It’s kind of like “Participation Ribbons� in track. We apologize, then pass the reins one to the right, or left.

Trump hates Justin because he got a smile out of Melanie, something many young Americans are too young to:have experienced.

And because he suffers from penal envy. He saw photos of Canadian spas, err, prisons, and he knows no Sharpie can fix Leavenworth.

But what do I know, I’m stupid. I got Justin, you got the Commander in Tweet... but I’m stupid. I’ll aim higher this fall.

My work here is done. I have to finish the dikes around my igloo. I hired the Corp of Engineers like Nawlins did but I am having BUYER’S remorse. I doubt they can be as successful on muskeg.

But I am here to be surprised.🇨🇦😎🇨🇦...Canada! Not just bigger...most bigger..the biggiest and where “second best� is our last name.

Sorry, eh?

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Don’t drag Justin’s wife into this. We ask you treat her as you treat Eric, Tiffany and BARRON... just along for the fame and glory.

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At first I thought “uneek� to be the commin USA spelling, like color for COLOURS, etc. or did Donald wave his sharpie and approve phonological English as the USA’S third official language?

But now I’m wondering if it’s just auto correct on your Chinese Android clone.

Must be that. I doubt Donald can pronounce phonological. He thinks it’s nude photos of women who can solve puzzles quickly. Like... do you want $130,00 for a bj.

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The Inside should be NOT shiny so as to permit viewing incoming drones.

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Bob the "uneek" comes from my wife who has the moniker uneekcowgirl. Since I am an ignorant white trash american redneck, I am not cumputter savvy and when my wifey set up this cummputter she set it up with here email, I have no ideee er how ta change it lol. I need a cummputter savvy canuk to edemicate me lol
Keep up the faith Bob this has been a hoot!

[Bob Youngblood]

On Thursday, September 19, 2019 at 9:38:26 AM UTC-4, wrote:
> On Thursday, September 19, 2019 at 7:00:13 AM UTC-4, Bob Youngblood wrote:
> >
> > Hi Bob, Bob here. Looks like you guys to the north have a big racial problem up there. Justin, your hero seems to have a lot of baggage from 2001. Tariffs and Tomahawks aren't racist like your PM.
>
> Yeah, what a slime ball. He missed the correct shade of Arabian by a mile.. Instead of paying for a professional aesthetician, he let his drugged up girl friend plaster on whatever she had in her purse. Then he stuck her purse on his head for the photo.
>
> Justin is French Canadian and for that he deserves some slack. The French think they still have Napoleon leading their retreats.
>
> And his parents were the scum of the earth. His father was a lawyer and a politician, his mother tramped around with Mick and the guys in the 60's. They did not impart the values all Canadians should have from birth.
>
> Pierre Trudeau famously told Parliament "fuddle duddle" rather the use the F word directly. These millennial kids will just toss out F bombs and brown face as if no one is watching or listening.
>
> To quote the Canadian Encyclopedia, if you can trust anything these days.....
> The most dramatic event of Trudeau's first government was the October Crisis of 1970, which was precipitated by the kidnapping of British diplomat James Cross and Québec Cabinet minister Pierre Laporte by the terrorist Front de Libération du Québec (FLQ). In response, Trudeau invoked the War Measures Act, with its extraordinary powers of arrest, detention and censorship. Shortly after, Laporte was murdered by his abductors. Controversy over the appropriateness of these emergency measures and their effect on liberal democracy in Canada and Québec has continued to the present.

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Well. You give me a name and what you’d like as an email address and I’ll set you up from here. Then you need just log off and back on..

How about �?

Or

Or I.Made.Up.This.Long.Email.Address.To.****.Off.Scam
Or
so you can legally tell Comcast what you think of them when they go to “verify your account�

Your choice. Free, eh? Or are you too proud to let a third world socialist commie help you out?

Ps: just back from my free gastroscope and colonoscopy and I’m happy to report my son lost our bet there would be a hockey stick in there. Turns out it was just peach basket I fell on as a kid.

😎��

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Some might suggest Justin apologize for brown and black face if Michael’s relatives apologize for the whiteface. I would not. That is distasteful. I’d just bring everyone back to Jolson, Our Gang , Tarzan, Tonto, Bowie, Road Runner and Coyote, Nicholson as the Riddler, Bozo (just the black one), Jolly Green, and the Koolaid Jug who could be seen as every color in the rainbow. Identified as sweet but non-binary obviously.

Jim (Canadian) Carey in The Mask, all sports mascots everywhere and anyone orange.

Your leader grabs pussies, ours dressed up for theme parties in school but keeps his hands to himself.

Choose.

You can be made up in any color you want but you leave my Puddy Cat alone. I sold all my Halloween mask stock. Moved it all into clear Sharpies. Clever, eh? No one will stop me from being PM now.

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....."A pussy in the hand is worth two WITH a bush......"
oh wait, thats birds I mean sorry

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Each native born CANADIAN is allowed to chain migrate up to ten people without legal challenges and a beaver pelt each. I like your sense of humor and I see you are capable of unnecessary apology, 2 attributes required of every citizen in our 1867 Constitution.

You will receive your nomination papers by RCMP hand delivery and a temporary free medical coverage card will be provided. If you’re a senior, and I sense by your confusion with computter teknowlegee you are now chargeable for $1.89 per prescription of up to 90 pills at Costco of anything you need to get through the day. Don’t get too excited, only a handful of cannabis based remedies are on the list, only 11 months of legal sales of grass mean just a few tested variants are yet covered by your free health card. Your annual copay is $100.

Yes, free medical is provided while you are back in the States on travel visiting the herd. As a Canadian you get free health coverage in the British commonwealth, so whether you are in England, Ireland Scotland Wales etc. just walk in to any socialist doctor for free care. Until Brexit, then it all ends.

You May consider bringing Uneek the Girl Cow with you, she gets the free meds and doctors too. Canada is pet friendly so your dogs and hamsters can come, but they are on their own at the vet.

Once you’re settled follow the signs to my igloo. It’s the blue one.

Your assessment above that a bird in the Trump era is worth 2 from the Bush eras combined is a more accurate assessment of Trump policies for business growth. He has put 1 chicken in every pot but each one is twice the size of the one you got each 4 years from Bush 1 and 2. Sharpies can genetically alter genes of chickens if used under a scanning electron microscope. Twice the bird, sure, but today it’s all feathers in a combover (preenover??) . Plucked, the meat is thin and grisly from walking from Mexico.

So, thanks for playing our game. You won. I hope moving south to Ontario changes your life. It gets a 5 star rating on Twitter. Some troll named “Potus� scored us a zero, but the others all gave us 5.

Well leave a light on.

Bob

PS: you’ll need to work on your apology a wee (little) bit. Once you learn your Canadian eh-B-C’s you’ll find it rolls off the tongue... Sorry...EH! is the proper phrase. There is time. Your life expectancy goes up 5 years by crossing the border, you’ll have lots of time to blend in. Uneek will appreciate the grasslands of Alberta being a girl cow. Many immigrants bring human wives, but as I said, Canada is pet friendly. If she was bred as either a companion cow or a seeing eye bovine she can lie under your table in restaurants. With a marriage certificate, your cow shares on your free health card. Only a hoof print is needed on receipt of vet care. Or just tap the credit card machine. Declare your Sharpies at customs. They will be donated to our military. Each Sharpie can draw one full scale Avro Arrow in full battle trim. When Boeing paid us to chop up all the Arrows in February ‘59, it could not foresee the Sharpie would bring them all back. Sharp-off, Eh! Was formulated to not work on aluminum so our fighter fleet is safe.

Like I said, it’s your fibreglass wings which are at risk..

See what I did there? A circular reference to end this thread.

Say it with me now...Sorry, eh?

[Bob Youngblood]

On Friday, September 20, 2019 at 1:39:36 AM UTC-4, wrote:
> Each native born CANADIAN is allowed to chain migrate up to ten people without legal challenges and a beaver pelt each. I like your sense of humor and I see you are capable of unnecessary apology, 2 attributes required of every citizen in our 1867 Constitution.
>
> You will receive your nomination papers by RCMP hand delivery and a temporary free medical coverage card will be provided. If you’re a senior, and I sense by your confusion with computter teknowlegee you are now chargeable for $1.89 per prescription of up to 90 pills at Costco of anything you need to get through the day. Don’t get too excited, only a handful of cannabis based remedies are on the list, only 11 months of legal sales of grass mean just a few tested variants are yet covered by your free health card. Your annual copay is $100.
>
> Yes, free medical is provided while you are back in the States on travel visiting the herd. As a Canadian you get free health coverage in the British commonwealth, so whether you are in England, Ireland Scotland Wales etc. just walk in to any socialist doctor for free care. Until Brexit, then it all ends.
>
> You May consider bringing Uneek the Girl Cow with you, she gets the free meds and doctors too. Canada is pet friendly so your dogs and hamsters can come, but they are on their own at the vet.
>
> Once you’re settled follow the signs to my igloo. It’s the blue one.
>
> Your assessment above that a bird in the Trump era is worth 2 from the Bush eras combined is a more accurate assessment of Trump policies for business growth. He has put 1 chicken in every pot but each one is twice the size of the one you got each 4 years from Bush 1 and 2. Sharpies can genetically alter genes of chickens if used under a scanning electron microscope. Twice the bird, sure, but today it’s all feathers in a combover (preenover??) . Plucked, the meat is thin and grisly from walking from Mexico.
>
> So, thanks for playing our game. You won. I hope moving south to Ontario changes your life. It gets a 5 star rating on Twitter. Some troll named “Potus� scored us a zero, but the others all gave us 5.
>
> Well leave a light on.
>
> Bob
>
> PS: you’ll need to work on your apology a wee (little) bit. Once you learn your Canadian eh-B-C’s you’ll find it rolls off the tongue... Sorry...EH! is the proper phrase. There is time. Your life expectancy goes up 5 years by crossing the border, you’ll have lots of time to blend in. Uneek will appreciate the grasslands of Alberta being a girl cow. Many immigrants bring human wives, but as I said, Canada is pet friendly. If she was bred as either a companion cow or a seeing eye bovine she can lie under your table in restaurants. With a marriage certificate, your cow shares on your free health card. Only a hoof print is needed on receipt of vet care. Or just tap the credit card machine. Declare your Sharpies at customs. They will be donated to our military. Each Sharpie can draw one full scale Avro Arrow in full battle trim. When Boeing paid us to chop up all the Arrows in February ‘59, it could not foresee the Sharpie would bring them all back. Sharp-off, Eh! Was formulated to not work on aluminum so our fighter fleet is safe.
>
> Like I said, it’s your fibreglass wings which are at risk..
>
> See what I did there? A circular reference to end this thread.
>
> Say it with me now...Sorry, eh?

Hi Bob, Bob here, I guess the time has come to say see ya later, eh. It certainly has been fun, and I have had many laughs along this narrow path. Looks like you raised your son correctly and with the understanding of how things should be, fair and balanced, eh.
Don't let Justin off the hook, you guys and girls deserve much better. Holding a press conference and crying like a pussy should not get that little weasel off the hook.
Your sense of humor is very interesting, at times I laughed so hard that I almost ripped the stitches from a recent surgery. Never the less many of us came back to the watering hole for more, and our thirst was satisfied for a few hours.
So, if you get down this way, and I am sure you will, just stop in and say hello, it would be our pleasure. As you know the winter months are approaching and your population drops drastically, all you gents come to Florida, looking for all those early bird specials and usually leave no tip and pilfer the salt and pepper shakers from the tables.
If you ever by chance make it to the Mayo Clinic for some unwanted reason look on the map there at the lobby and you will see many marks made depicting where people are from to receive treatment. Canada is only second to the good ole USA, guess you guys and gals like quality healthcare also.
So long Amigo, it's been a fun ride, gotta go get ready to listen to Rush, it's open line Friday and I am sure Justin will be at the center of some great conversation.
Gotta go, must get the Pawnee ready to tow. Bob

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Geeesh Bob you got me in stiches here, my sides are sorer from laughing than the butts of your fellow canuks waiting for their health care......birds......Bush's 1-2, I'm dying over here and you got the wifey in stiches too.

But one word of caution, carefull with the "girl cow" cracks, little wifey is quite proud of her uneekcowgirl monaker, and she's an Annie Oakley with her .45 and a Rambo with her AR15!!! She may be tempted to part your hair n give you a Trump doo with a round or two if you keep up that inverted cow crack.

......."The preceeding statement has been brought to you and has the official endorcement of the NRA, no portion may be reproduced or modified by liberal sharpies.....all rights reserved...that is, rights that the libtards have'nt already curtailed"

[Dan Marotta]

Careful, Uneek.Â* Ol' Bob may pull a Beto on you and accuse you of
threatening his life.Â* Just sayin'...

On 9/20/2019 6:25 AM, wrote:
> Geeesh Bob you got me in stiches here, my sides are sorer from laughing than the butts of your fellow canuks waiting for their health care......birds.....Bush's 1-2, I'm dying over here and you got the wifey in stiches too.
>
> But one word of caution, carefull with the "girl cow" cracks, little wifey is quite proud of her uneekcowgirl monaker, and she's an Annie Oakley with her .45 and a Rambo with her AR15!!! She may be tempted to part your hair n give you a Trump doo with a round or two if you keep up that inverted cow crack.
>
> ......."The preceeding statement has been brought to you and has the official endorcement of the NRA, no portion may be reproduced or modified by liberal sharpies.....all rights reserved...that is, rights that the libtards have'nt already curtailed"

--
Dan, 5J