Miloch
March 12th 19, 05:27 PM
https://splinternews.com/our-idiot-president-has-some-thoughts-on-planes-1833229563
On the heels of an Ethiopian Airlines crash that killed all 157 passengers on
board, the engineer president floated some ideas about planes this morning:
They’re too complicated! Make simpler planes! Also, Albert Einstein was a loser!
"longer needed, but rather computer scientists from MIT. I see it all the time
in many products. Always seeking to go one unnecessary step further, when often
old and simpler is far better. Split second decisions are....
51.4K
7:00 AM - Mar 12, 2019
Donald J. Trump
✔ @realDonaldTrump
.....needed, and the complexity creates danger. All of this for great cost yet
very little gain. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want Albert Einstein to be
my pilot. I want great flying professionals that are allowed to easily and
quickly take control of a plane!
40.4K
7:12 AM - Mar 12, 2019
I would bet $100 that Trump has tried and failed to obtain his pilot’s license.
Next in his draft tweets: You can’t call flight attendants stewardesses anymore!
You can’t even call them “sweet cheeks,” presidential harassment!!
Of course, Dril has basically done it before:
wint @dril
let's talk about planes now. the pilots are flying them up too damn high. it's
dangerous. I don't like it. got to make them lower
4,199
9:15 AM - Aug 18, 2014
Starting to think this president isn’t so good in the head.
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On the heels of an Ethiopian Airlines crash that killed all 157 passengers on
board, the engineer president floated some ideas about planes this morning:
They’re too complicated! Make simpler planes! Also, Albert Einstein was a loser!
"longer needed, but rather computer scientists from MIT. I see it all the time
in many products. Always seeking to go one unnecessary step further, when often
old and simpler is far better. Split second decisions are....
51.4K
7:00 AM - Mar 12, 2019
Donald J. Trump
✔ @realDonaldTrump
.....needed, and the complexity creates danger. All of this for great cost yet
very little gain. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want Albert Einstein to be
my pilot. I want great flying professionals that are allowed to easily and
quickly take control of a plane!
40.4K
7:12 AM - Mar 12, 2019
I would bet $100 that Trump has tried and failed to obtain his pilot’s license.
Next in his draft tweets: You can’t call flight attendants stewardesses anymore!
You can’t even call them “sweet cheeks,” presidential harassment!!
Of course, Dril has basically done it before:
wint @dril
let's talk about planes now. the pilots are flying them up too damn high. it's
dangerous. I don't like it. got to make them lower
4,199
9:15 AM - Aug 18, 2014
Starting to think this president isn’t so good in the head.
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