How to build a B-52 Bomber ???

[Winnie Oakbob]

I want to nuke Mecca to destroy the evil sand****** empire once and
for all.For that, I need a B-52.

What do I need to build a B-52 ?

[Clay]

Brains

[Robert Bonomi]

In article >,
Winnie Oakbob > wrote:
>I want to nuke Mecca to destroy the evil sand****** empire once and
>for all.For that, I need a B-52.
>
>What do I need to build a B-52 ?

Two B-26s <*snicker*>

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They're mostly aluminum, so start saving your pop cans.

[MJC]

Don't forget the tin foil hat. That's the first thing you'll need.


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> They're mostly aluminum, so start saving your pop cans.
>

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Winnie Oakbob wrote:
> I want to nuke Mecca to destroy the evil sand****** empire once and
> for all.For that, I need a B-52.
>
> What do I need to build a B-52 ?

Hell, the B-52 is ancient technology. Build a 747, and just add
bomb-bay doors.

You can get started here:
http://www.wanttaja.com/avlinks/diy747.htm

Tim Ward

[Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired]

wrote:
>
> Winnie Oakbob wrote:
>
>>I want to nuke Mecca to destroy the evil sand****** empire once and
>>for all.For that, I need a B-52.
>>
>>What do I need to build a B-52 ?
>
>
> Hell, the B-52 is ancient technology. Build a 747, and just add
> bomb-bay doors.
>
> You can get started here:
> http://www.wanttaja.com/avlinks/diy747.htm
>
> Tim Ward
>
Tim, that page is recommended reading for those who doubt has at least
one screw loose. :)

What has me worried is his sense of humour is almost as bad as mine.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

[PlasticPilot]

Krykey Mate,

If you're gonna go nuke tech anyway, just re-activate the
nuke plants state side, and they'll be back to the stone age
in a week.

Besides, we got a surplus of parking lots and
glow-in-the-dark towel racks already.

;=}