OT Beer

[Chris]

Never one to pass up a good beer or good beer joke, I thought I would share
this with you all:

At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs
of various Brewing organisations retired to the bar at
the end of each day's conference.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman:
"In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the
world, so pour me a Bladdy Fosters, mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next:
"In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world,
and I make the King of them all, gimme a Bud."

Hans steps up next:
"In Germany ve invented das beer, verdamt. Give me ein
Becks, ya ist Der real King of beers, danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward:
"Barman, would ya give me a doyet coke wid ice and
lemon. Tanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement
written all over
Their faces. Eventually Bruce asks:
"Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies: "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't
drinkin', then neither am I".

[Dan Luke]

Hee-hee!

That's a keeper.

[Stefan]

Do you know the difference between American beer and making love in a
canoe? There's none, it's both ****ing close to water.

(Pretty old, I know.)

Stefan

[tom pettit]

Maybe so, but I'll take canookie any day over beer.

tom


"Stefan" > wrote in message
...
> Do you know the difference between American beer and making love in a
> canoe? There's none, it's both ****ing close to water.
>
> (Pretty old, I know.)
>
> Stefan

[RST Engineering]

I dunno. It's about six in the evening. It hit 104 this afternoon and you
are sweat-drenched after playing a hard-fought double-header on a dusty
infield. You've run yourself ragged chasing foul balls and running the
bags.

A good-looking naked lady offers you an ice cold barley pop with ice beads
on the bottle...

You reach first for .... ????

Jim

(Just home sweat-drenched from a hard-fought double-header on a dusty
infield...)



"tom pettit peak org>" <tompet<atdot> wrote in message
...

> Maybe so, but I'll take canookie any day over beer.

[Morgans]

"RST Engineering" > wrote
>
> A good-looking naked lady offers you an ice cold barley pop with ice beads
> on the bottle...
>
> You reach first for .... ????

The naked lady with the ice! I won't tell you what to do with the ice, if
you don't already know! <g>
--
Jim in NC