Tony Lance
February 12th 06, 02:17 PM
Big Bertha Thing dwarf
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/dwarf.html
42K Web Page
Astrophysics net ring Access site
Newsgroup Reviews including alt.astronomy
White Dwarfs, Neutron Stars, And Black Holes
v1.0
01 sep 99
greg goebel
public domain
Contents List:-
1.THE DISCOVERY OF WHITE DWARFS
2.WHITE DWARFS AND ELECTRON DEGENERACY
3.THE STRUCTURE AND EVOLUTION OF WHITE DWARFS
4.WHITE DWARFS AND THE AGE OF THE GALAXY
5.BEYOND WHITE DWARFS?
6.NEUTRON STARS DISCOVERED
7.CHARACTERISTICS OF NEUTRON STARS
8.MILLISECOND PULSARS AND OTHER UNUSUAL NEUTRON STARS
9.BLACK HOLES DISCOVERED?
10.MINIHOLES
11.COMMENTS, SOURCES, AND REVISION HISTORY
Big Bertha Thing checklist
Neighbour checklist
1.Your child beaten up?
2.Rat-proof dustbins?
3.Broken windows?
4.You have apologised?
5.Police called out?
6.Security lighting?
7.New fences?
8.No Leylandii?
9.No Russian Vine?
10.No Solicitors letters sent?
Our score is 10, one neighbour scores 1, another scores 5.
Tony Lance
Big Bertha Thing debit
UK big banks have now made debit cards mandatory.
1. Every cheque book has a debit card.
2. You do not sign agreement for debit card.
3. Lost or stolen cards must be cancelled.
4. Insure debit cards for 1000 pounds sterling.
5. For every 8 pounds loss charged to the customer, the bank can
lend 92 pounds. (Multiplier)
6. Cheque guarantee card included.
7. Cash Card included.
8. Phantom withdrawals included.
9. 50 pounds cashback at supermarkets.
10. 250 pounds 'Hole-in-the-wall' withdrawals.
11. 100 pounds Post Office and bank withdrawals.
12. How do you prove that you have cut the card up and disposed of it?
13. How do you prove that you did not use it before destruction?
14. Cut the card up and give to your solicitor or third party for
safe-keeping. (Escrow)
15. The survival of the banks depends on putting customers to the
sword. (Barbaric) Obviously not all customers, just enough.
16. Unauthorized access to debit card accounts, includes both
criminals and bank insiders, which seem to be synonymous.
17. Authorized access to debit card accounts, includes bank
insiders, grazing on the customers like milk cows, in their
official capacity, as per job description.
18. You no longer need to prove this in a court of law, since it is
endemic and ubiquitous. (Common knowledge) Case law sufficient
for class action.
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/dwarf.html
42K Web Page
Astrophysics net ring Access site
Newsgroup Reviews including alt.astronomy
White Dwarfs, Neutron Stars, And Black Holes
v1.0
01 sep 99
greg goebel
public domain
Contents List:-
1.THE DISCOVERY OF WHITE DWARFS
2.WHITE DWARFS AND ELECTRON DEGENERACY
3.THE STRUCTURE AND EVOLUTION OF WHITE DWARFS
4.WHITE DWARFS AND THE AGE OF THE GALAXY
5.BEYOND WHITE DWARFS?
6.NEUTRON STARS DISCOVERED
7.CHARACTERISTICS OF NEUTRON STARS
8.MILLISECOND PULSARS AND OTHER UNUSUAL NEUTRON STARS
9.BLACK HOLES DISCOVERED?
10.MINIHOLES
11.COMMENTS, SOURCES, AND REVISION HISTORY
Big Bertha Thing checklist
Neighbour checklist
1.Your child beaten up?
2.Rat-proof dustbins?
3.Broken windows?
4.You have apologised?
5.Police called out?
6.Security lighting?
7.New fences?
8.No Leylandii?
9.No Russian Vine?
10.No Solicitors letters sent?
Our score is 10, one neighbour scores 1, another scores 5.
Tony Lance
Big Bertha Thing debit
UK big banks have now made debit cards mandatory.
1. Every cheque book has a debit card.
2. You do not sign agreement for debit card.
3. Lost or stolen cards must be cancelled.
4. Insure debit cards for 1000 pounds sterling.
5. For every 8 pounds loss charged to the customer, the bank can
lend 92 pounds. (Multiplier)
6. Cheque guarantee card included.
7. Cash Card included.
8. Phantom withdrawals included.
9. 50 pounds cashback at supermarkets.
10. 250 pounds 'Hole-in-the-wall' withdrawals.
11. 100 pounds Post Office and bank withdrawals.
12. How do you prove that you have cut the card up and disposed of it?
13. How do you prove that you did not use it before destruction?
14. Cut the card up and give to your solicitor or third party for
safe-keeping. (Escrow)
15. The survival of the banks depends on putting customers to the
sword. (Barbaric) Obviously not all customers, just enough.
16. Unauthorized access to debit card accounts, includes both
criminals and bank insiders, which seem to be synonymous.
17. Authorized access to debit card accounts, includes bank
insiders, grazing on the customers like milk cows, in their
official capacity, as per job description.
18. You no longer need to prove this in a court of law, since it is
endemic and ubiquitous. (Common knowledge) Case law sufficient
for class action.