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Eric Greenwell[_1_]
July 31st 06, 05:17 AM
wrote:
> Always staying on the cutting edge of the latest trends and effective advertising methods,
> Kiosk offers only the best and time worthy promotional tools.
> If we don't have it, you don't need it!
>
> *Supersponder

What you buy when Transponders are obsolete.

>
> *Prospecting system

Finds thermals for you when flying.

>
> *Master Profit system

Finds potential club members who will pay dues but not actually insist
on flying the only glider the club owns.

> *Promotional pages

Sends the club's ride scheduling number to all pagers within 50 miles of
the gliderport.

>
> *Complete resell rights for our library of proprietary products

Dorky hats, "2005 Regional contest" Tee shirts that didn't sell last
year, barograph paper, and "100 Best Blipmaps of 2004".
>
> *Ad tracking

For your mechanic, so he can be sure all the Ad's are complied with.

> *Membership to our safelist franchise

Fancy certificates to give members that don't back the Blanik into the
hangar supports, don't polish the canopies with paper towels, and don't
trip over the towrope after they hook up the glider.

But wait - there's more!
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Eric Greenwell - Washington State, USA

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