"Pilots for 9/11 Truth" [Archive]

randall g

September 2nd 06, 04:38 AM

On Sat, 02 Sep 2006 00:54:45 GMT, Orval Fairbairn
> wrote:

>Over on alt.politics.usa is a thread called "Pilots for 9/11 Truth",
>with the usual collection of kooks and loons seeking "TRUTH".
>
>I am the only pilot there challanging them, so, if you want to play with
>the animals, I suggest that others join the party!

I will certainly not waste my time, but more on topic for this
newsgroup, what makes you think they are actually pilots?

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Jay B

September 2nd 06, 04:41 AM

Orval Fairbairn wrote:
> Over on alt.politics.usa is a thread called "Pilots for 9/11 Truth",
> with the usual collection of kooks and loons seeking "TRUTH".
>
> I am the only pilot there challanging them, so, if you want to play with
> the animals, I suggest that others join the party!

Just please don't crosspost any of it so they're replies stay out of
here.

Jay B

Dudley Henriques[_1_]

September 2nd 06, 04:50 AM

Hi Orval;
You've GOT to be kidding??? :-)))
Any one of us could go over there and post a thousand times and
nothing...but nothing would happen to change their little twisted view of
the world one iota. You could invite them all down to SC (I don't want to
reveal where you live :-) and they would burn your house and hangar down.
Hell, its hard enough to avoid the flames we get OURSELVES into without
getting into one of the donnybrooks these idiots can get into.
Trust me on this one Orv. Just bail the hell out of there and come on back
home here where us "sane people" hang out......well, mostly sane anyway!!
:-))
Dudley

"Orval Fairbairn" > wrote in message
...
> Over on alt.politics.usa is a thread called "Pilots for 9/11 Truth",
> with the usual collection of kooks and loons seeking "TRUTH".
>
> I am the only pilot there challanging them, so, if you want to play with
> the animals, I suggest that others join the party!

Orval Fairbairn

September 2nd 06, 05:10 AM

In article >,
randall g > wrote:

> On Sat, 02 Sep 2006 00:54:45 GMT, Orval Fairbairn
> > wrote:
>
> >Over on alt.politics.usa is a thread called "Pilots for 9/11 Truth",
> >with the usual collection of kooks and loons seeking "TRUTH".
> >
> >I am the only pilot there challanging them, so, if you want to play with
> >the animals, I suggest that others join the party!
>
>
> I will certainly not waste my time, but more on topic for this
> newsgroup, what makes you think they are actually pilots?

They're obviously not pilots, but some claim to be, so I like to expose
those charlatans.

Orval Fairbairn

September 2nd 06, 05:12 AM

In article t>,
"Dudley Henriques" > wrote:

> Hi Orval;
> You've GOT to be kidding??? :-)))
> Any one of us could go over there and post a thousand times and
> nothing...but nothing would happen to change their little twisted view of
> the world one iota. You could invite them all down to SC (I don't want to
> reveal where you live :-) and they would burn your house and hangar down.
> Hell, its hard enough to avoid the flames we get OURSELVES into without
> getting into one of the donnybrooks these idiots can get into.
> Trust me on this one Orv. Just bail the hell out of there and come on back
> home here where us "sane people" hang out......well, mostly sane anyway!!
> :-))
> Dudley
>
> "Orval Fairbairn" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Over on alt.politics.usa is a thread called "Pilots for 9/11 Truth",
> > with the usual collection of kooks and loons seeking "TRUTH".
> >
> > I am the only pilot there challanging them, so, if you want to play with
> > the animals, I suggest that others join the party!

Dudley,

I thought that this is a place for us to indulge in our own, private,
form of insanity. I like to dogfight with those loons, just to see what
kind of specious logic they come up with.

Dudley Henriques[_1_]

September 2nd 06, 05:43 AM

"Orval Fairbairn" > wrote in message
...
> In article t>,
> "Dudley Henriques" > wrote:
>
>> Hi Orval;
>> You've GOT to be kidding??? :-)))
>> Any one of us could go over there and post a thousand times and
>> nothing...but nothing would happen to change their little twisted view of
>> the world one iota. You could invite them all down to SC (I don't want
>> to
>> reveal where you live :-) and they would burn your house and hangar
>> down.
>> Hell, its hard enough to avoid the flames we get OURSELVES into without
>> getting into one of the donnybrooks these idiots can get into.
>> Trust me on this one Orv. Just bail the hell out of there and come on
>> back
>> home here where us "sane people" hang out......well, mostly sane anyway!!
>> :-))
>> Dudley
>>
>> "Orval Fairbairn" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> > Over on alt.politics.usa is a thread called "Pilots for 9/11 Truth",
>> > with the usual collection of kooks and loons seeking "TRUTH".
>> >
>> > I am the only pilot there challanging them, so, if you want to play
>> > with
>> > the animals, I suggest that others join the party!
>
> Dudley,
>
> I thought that this is a place for us to indulge in our own, private,
> form of insanity. I like to dogfight with those loons, just to see what
> kind of specious logic they come up with.

God; you're a better man than me Orv. Those loonies would drive me
absolutely nuts.....and for me that's a damn short drive :-))))
Its bad enough I have to turn on the TV at night and watch some moron tell
me that George Bush personally flew down to New Orleans, put on a frogman
suit, dove down to the bottom of the levee in the 9th ward and personally
placed dynamite there to blow the levee up and flood the ward so that all
the black people would have to move to Houston and so doing change the state
of Louisiana to Republican!
I actually had one Usenet idiot tell me that I wasn't Dudley Henriques
because HE knew Dudley Henriques and knew where Dudley Henriques was.
My wife answered him asking him to please send the real Dudley Henriques
home because the one she had been living with for forty odd years was a real
pain in the ass who didn't like to do yard work!
Dudley

Grumman-581[_1_]

September 2nd 06, 05:57 AM

On Sat, 02 Sep 2006 04:10:38 GMT, Orval Fairbairn
> wrote:
> They're obviously not pilots, but some claim to be, so I like to expose
> those charlatans.

<austrian-accent>
So, how long have you been having these desires to **** upon electric
fences?
</austrian-accent>

John Gaquin

September 2nd 06, 07:23 AM

"Dudley Henriques" > wrote in message

> Trust me on this one Orv. Just bail the hell out of there and come on back
> home here where us "sane people" hang out

HEY!!! Who you callin' sane?!?!

Stefan

September 2nd 06, 09:47 AM

Dudley Henriques schrieb:

> Any one of us could go over there and post a thousand times and
> nothing...but nothing would happen to change their little twisted view of
> the world one iota.

Not very different from r.a.p then.

Stefan

[email protected]

September 2nd 06, 11:29 AM

Dudley Henriques wrote:
> "Orval Fairbairn" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article t>,
> > "Dudley Henriques" > wrote:
> >
> >> Hi Orval;
> >> You've GOT to be kidding??? :-)))
> >> Any one of us could go over there and post a thousand times and
> >> nothing...but nothing would happen to change their little twisted view of
> >> the world one iota. You could invite them all down to SC (I don't want
> >> to
> >> reveal where you live :-) and they would burn your house and hangar
> >> down.
> >> Hell, its hard enough to avoid the flames we get OURSELVES into without
> >> getting into one of the donnybrooks these idiots can get into.
> >> Trust me on this one Orv. Just bail the hell out of there and come on
> >> back
> >> home here where us "sane people" hang out......well, mostly sane anyway!!
> >> :-))
> >> Dudley
> >>
> >> "Orval Fairbairn" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >> > Over on alt.politics.usa is a thread called "Pilots for 9/11 Truth",
> >> > with the usual collection of kooks and loons seeking "TRUTH".
> >> >
> >> > I am the only pilot there challanging them, so, if you want to play
> >> > with
> >> > the animals, I suggest that others join the party!
> >
> > Dudley,
> >
> > I thought that this is a place for us to indulge in our own, private,
> > form of insanity. I like to dogfight with those loons, just to see what
> > kind of specious logic they come up with.
>

> Its bad enough I have to turn on the TV at night and watch some moron tell
> me that George Bush personally flew down to New Orleans, put on a frogman
> suit, dove down to the bottom of the levee in the 9th ward and personally
> placed dynamite there to blow the levee up and flood the ward so that all
> the black people would have to move to Houston and so doing change the state
> of Louisiana to Republican!

Thing is, it has happened. Well maybe not this /exactly/ but enough
poor people were removed from their homes in London UK in order
to achieve exactly that purpose about 15 or 20 years ago.
The difference is that on one case the tool used was the
government's own money (i.e. the peoples' money) and in the other
case water is speculated to have been used.

I would not trust it for detail but here is a reference.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley_Porter
I think that what it says here is substantialy correct.

A summary of the wiki follows:-
A corrupt politician managed to remove poor people from their
City Government owned rented homes and the homes were then sold
to richer people at a total discount of 37,000,000 GBP. The belief was
that
the political colour of the richer people thus moved in would favour
the
politician who engineered the move. Maybe they would also remember
who gave then a cheap house when it came election time?
She was asked to pay back the money - but didn't. See link/google
for more details, court transcripts, etc.

It's quite a story. Completely unbelievable, as was Watergate.

But not as unbelievable as a man standing on the
moon, where's my tinfoil hat and socks (well you see,
the polarity ..... :-)))

See what you've started, cooks from every continent.

Cubdriver

September 2nd 06, 11:42 AM

On Sat, 02 Sep 2006 00:54:45 GMT, Orval Fairbairn
> wrote:

>Over on alt.politics.usa is a thread called "Pilots for 9/11 Truth",
>with the usual collection of kooks and loons seeking "TRUTH".

Here at the University of New Hampshire, we have a tenured psychology
professor teaching that kind of truth to his class. The chancellor
defends him as a matter of "academic freedom".

>
>I am the only pilot there challanging them, so, if you want to play with
>the animals, I suggest that others join the party!

Really, is it worth the effort? If somebody wants to believe that
George Bush exploded the World Trade Center towers, you should just
nod politely and try to get out of his way. Next time, walk on the
other side of the street.

Matt Barrow

September 2nd 06, 01:59 PM

"Dudley Henriques" > wrote in message
nk.net...
>

> Its bad enough I have to turn on the TV at night and watch some moron tell
> me that George Bush personally flew down to New Orleans, put on a frogman
> suit, dove down to the bottom of the levee in the 9th ward and personally
> placed dynamite there to blow the levee up and flood the ward so that all
> the black people would have to move to Houston and so doing change the
> state of Louisiana to Republican!

Ahh, yes, the "reality based" crowd.

Hmmm...I remember an "eminent" member of the US House of Representatives
made that exact same claim some months back. But they don't allow loons in
there, do they? I mean, aren't they, you know...elected?

> I actually had one Usenet idiot tell me that I wasn't Dudley Henriques
> because HE knew Dudley Henriques and knew where Dudley Henriques was.
> My wife answered him asking him to please send the real Dudley Henriques
> home because the one she had been living with for forty odd years was a
> real pain in the ass who didn't like to do yard work!

It seems your wife and my wife are married to the same man. Isn't that
illegal?

--
Matt
---------------------
Matthew W. Barrow
Site-Fill Homes, LLC.
Montrose, CO (MTJ)

Dudley Henriques[_1_]

September 2nd 06, 03:14 PM

"Matt Barrow" > wrote in message
...
> "Dudley Henriques" > wrote in message
> nk.net...
>> I actually had one Usenet idiot tell me that I wasn't Dudley Henriques
>> because HE knew Dudley Henriques and knew where Dudley Henriques was.
>> My wife answered him asking him to please send the real Dudley Henriques
>> home because the one she had been living with for forty odd years was a
>> real pain in the ass who didn't like to do yard work!
>
> It seems your wife and my wife are married to the same man. Isn't that
> illegal?
>
> --
> Matt

I think the girls have a secret club or something like that. I've never been
able to find out where they meet though :-))
I've heard that at the instant of female birth, as they emerge from the womb
and see the light, the first living thought they have is
"Well THAT'S better!!!....with all this light he'll be able to do some yard
work!!!!" :-)
Dudley

Tri-Pacer[_1_]

September 2nd 06, 05:57 PM

Hey Guys:

My wife LOVES yard work and actually gets mad if I try to help. She mows the
lawn, weeds, the whole nine yards.

That's the truth I swear. Eat your hearts out guys.

Cheers:

Paul
N1431A

Dudley Henriques[_1_]

September 2nd 06, 06:18 PM

Orval Fairbairn

September 2nd 06, 06:21 PM

In article t>,
"Dudley Henriques" > wrote:

> "Orval Fairbairn" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article t>,
> > "Dudley Henriques" > wrote:
> >
> >> Hi Orval;
> >> You've GOT to be kidding??? :-)))
> >> Any one of us could go over there and post a thousand times and
> >> nothing...but nothing would happen to change their little twisted view of
> >> the world one iota. You could invite them all down to SC (I don't want
> >> to
> >> reveal where you live :-) and they would burn your house and hangar
> >> down.
> >> Hell, its hard enough to avoid the flames we get OURSELVES into without
> >> getting into one of the donnybrooks these idiots can get into.
> >> Trust me on this one Orv. Just bail the hell out of there and come on
> >> back
> >> home here where us "sane people" hang out......well, mostly sane anyway!!
> >> :-))
> >> Dudley
> >>
> >> "Orval Fairbairn" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >> > Over on alt.politics.usa is a thread called "Pilots for 9/11 Truth",
> >> > with the usual collection of kooks and loons seeking "TRUTH".
> >> >
> >> > I am the only pilot there challanging them, so, if you want to play
> >> > with
> >> > the animals, I suggest that others join the party!
> >
> > Dudley,
> >
> > I thought that this is a place for us to indulge in our own, private,
> > form of insanity. I like to dogfight with those loons, just to see what
> > kind of specious logic they come up with.
>
> God; you're a better man than me Orv. Those loonies would drive me
> absolutely nuts.....and for me that's a damn short drive :-))))
> Its bad enough I have to turn on the TV at night and watch some moron tell
> me that George Bush personally flew down to New Orleans, put on a frogman
> suit, dove down to the bottom of the levee in the 9th ward and personally
> placed dynamite there to blow the levee up and flood the ward so that all
> the black people would have to move to Houston and so doing change the state
> of Louisiana to Republican!
> I actually had one Usenet idiot tell me that I wasn't Dudley Henriques
> because HE knew Dudley Henriques and knew where Dudley Henriques was.
> My wife answered him asking him to please send the real Dudley Henriques
> home because the one she had been living with for forty odd years was a real
> pain in the ass who didn't like to do yard work!
> Dudley

My wife would probably do the same. One time, she called me at work and
one of my co-workers answered. He asked, "Is this his wife or his
girlfriend?" She answered, "HE never told me he was married!" The poor
guy wilted.

Dudley Henriques[_1_]

September 2nd 06, 06:52 PM

"Orval Fairbairn" > wrote in message
...

> My wife would probably do the same. One time, she called me at work and
> one of my co-workers answered. He asked, "Is this his wife or his
> girlfriend?" She answered, "HE never told me he was married!" The poor
> guy wilted.

That's a great comeback. Best comeback I ever saw was in a convenience store
one morning where I go for coffee. It was about 7AM. I went in and was
making my usual brew at the coffee counter. Standing there at the same time
were a bunch of contractor type guys obviously getting their morning brew on
the way to some hard labor job.
In walks this absolutely unbelievable woman wearing a low cut mini dress;
high heels; all made up...I mean she was a 10!
Naturally, all of us couldn't help checking her out. She must have gotten up
on the wrong side of the bed or something because she looked straight at
this one guy who was staring at her with his coffee cup suspended in mid air
not even able to drink it because it would mean looking at the cup instead
of her :-)
Anyway, this guy looked like a motorcycle gang member. He was HUGE; muscles
in his teeth; short sleeve shirt with a pack of Salems wrapped up in the
upper sleeve just over the tattoo.....you get the picture?
She looks straight at him and literally snarls ,
"I sure hope you're getting an eyeful"
Before anyone could react, the big guy answered her in a perfectly normal,
extremely low keyed and very un-hostile voice and said,
"I'm terribly sorry mamm. I didn't mean to be rude. Its just that you are so
incredibly beautiful"
I mean that snarl on her puss instantly turned into the biggest smile I ever
saw. She just turned and walked away with her coffee smiling like a Cheshire
cat while the rest of us idiots silently decided that THIS was ABSOLUTELY
the way to go if this ever happened to us again!!!!!!! :-))
Dudley

Jeff[_1_]

September 2nd 06, 07:43 PM

> Not very different from r.a.p then.
>

My thoughts exactly :)

Seems we spend as much time argueing punctuation than discussing topics.

jf

Jay B

September 2nd 06, 09:23 PM

Dudley Henriques wrote:

>
> God; you're a better man than me Orv. Those loonies would drive me
> absolutely nuts.....and for me that's a damn short drive :-))))
> Its bad enough I have to turn on the TV at night and watch some moron tell
> me that George Bush personally flew down to New Orleans, put on a frogman
> suit, dove down to the bottom of the levee in the 9th ward and personally
> placed dynamite there to blow the levee up and flood the ward so that all
> the black people would have to move to Houston and so doing change the state
> of Louisiana to Republican!
> I actually had one Usenet idiot tell me that I wasn't Dudley Henriques
> because HE knew Dudley Henriques and knew where Dudley Henriques was.
> My wife answered him asking him to please send the real Dudley Henriques
> home because the one she had been living with for forty odd years was a real
> pain in the ass who didn't like to do yard work!
> Dudley

Aw Damn,

There goes ANOTHER perfectly good keyboard...

:O)

Jay B

Dudley Henriques[_1_]

September 2nd 06, 09:45 PM

"Jay B" > wrote in message
ps.com...
> Dudley Henriques wrote:
>
>>
>> God; you're a better man than me Orv. Those loonies would drive me
>> absolutely nuts.....and for me that's a damn short drive :-))))
>> Its bad enough I have to turn on the TV at night and watch some moron
>> tell
>> me that George Bush personally flew down to New Orleans, put on a frogman
>> suit, dove down to the bottom of the levee in the 9th ward and personally
>> placed dynamite there to blow the levee up and flood the ward so that all
>> the black people would have to move to Houston and so doing change the
>> state
>> of Louisiana to Republican!
>> I actually had one Usenet idiot tell me that I wasn't Dudley Henriques
>> because HE knew Dudley Henriques and knew where Dudley Henriques was.
>> My wife answered him asking him to please send the real Dudley Henriques
>> home because the one she had been living with for forty odd years was a
>> real
>> pain in the ass who didn't like to do yard work!
>> Dudley
>
> Aw Damn,
>
> There goes ANOTHER perfectly good keyboard...
>
> :O)
>
> Jay B

I should have warned you Jay.....sorry!! :-)))
Dud

george

September 2nd 06, 10:07 PM

Dudley Henriques wrote:
> "Jay B" > wrote in message
> ps.com...
> > Dudley Henriques wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> God; you're a better man than me Orv. Those loonies would drive me
> >> absolutely nuts.....and for me that's a damn short drive :-))))
> >> Its bad enough I have to turn on the TV at night and watch some moron
> >> tell
> >> me that George Bush personally flew down to New Orleans, put on a frogman
> >> suit, dove down to the bottom of the levee in the 9th ward and personally
> >> placed dynamite there to blow the levee up and flood the ward so that all
> >> the black people would have to move to Houston and so doing change the
> >> state
> >> of Louisiana to Republican!
> >> I actually had one Usenet idiot tell me that I wasn't Dudley Henriques
> >> because HE knew Dudley Henriques and knew where Dudley Henriques was.
> >> My wife answered him asking him to please send the real Dudley Henriques
> >> home because the one she had been living with for forty odd years was a
> >> real
> >> pain in the ass who didn't like to do yard work!
> >> Dudley
> >
> > Aw Damn,
> >
> > There goes ANOTHER perfectly good keyboard...
> >
> > :O)
> >
> > Jay B
>
> I should have warned you Jay.....sorry!! :-)))

and the rest of us.
I mean how many keyboards was your target ?
mumble this is why I can't afford to fly mutter (plugs in new keyboard)

theSaiGirl

September 3rd 06, 01:14 AM

9/11 was an inside job.
From top to bottom.

Why Did the Trade Center Skyscrapers*Collapse?
by Morgan Reynolds
(Professor Emeritus at Texas A&M and former Chief Economist in the Labor Dept. of the Bush administration)
http://www.lewrockwell.com/reynolds/reynolds12.html
http://www.lewrockwell.com/reynolds/reynolds7.html

Prof. Steve Jones of Brigham Young Univ. (Physics Dept.)
http://www.physics.byu.edu/research/energy/htm7.html

Scholars for 9/11 Truth
http://www.scholarsfor911truth.org/

==========================

Video Material follows, for your examination:

Controlled demolition of WTC7 at 5:20 on the evening of 9/11
http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/wtc7.html

=============================
Controlled demolition of the WTC South Tower on 9/11

(Windows Media Viewer required to view these)

Note how the shock-wave from the explosion rocks the helicopter...
These shots were taken by a German video team and have been shown on television in Europe.
Not much likelihood that we will see them broadcast here in the good 'ol' United States of Amnesia.
But ... not to worry...... we still have the Internet .... so millions will see them anyway.

Shockwave hits Helicopter
http://thewebfairy.com/911/shockwave/

http://thewebfairy.com/911/shockwave.wmv 179k - full speed, documenting the violence with which the helicopter was tossed about

http://thewebfairy.com/911/from.helicopter.wmv 62k - One frame per second showing the view of the expanding dust clouds while the helicopter is buffeted.

===========================
Broadcast of fake/doctored video by CNN purporting to show a Boeing commercial jet striking the South Tower:

This is a close-up of the video originally broadcast by CNN on 9/11

Watch it and make up your own mind.

Planes are made mostly of lightweight aluminum ... light enough so they can be lifted into flight.
A jet plane is essentially an aluminum can.

Ever crushed an aluminum beer can in your hands ?

Watch the "plane" in the CNN video "melt" seamlessly into the concrete and steel of the South Tower ...

http://thewebfairy.com/911/slideshow/noplane2 /

Look Ma' .... NO IMPACT !!!

Here is the original “live network news” video broadcast by CNN on the morning of 9/11:
http://www.911hoax.com/gZoomCNN.asp?intPage=14&PageNum=14

And here is how it was done ....
http://www.reopen911.org/bluescreen.htm

And here are the skilled professionals who made it all happen ...
right before our very eyes ..
http://www.counterpunch.org/cnnpsyops.html
http://www.democraticunderground.com/articles/06/02/28_psyops.html
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/1/30/95642/8018
http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=1748
http://www.davesweb.cnchost.com/cnn.htm
http://www.geocities.com/saufor/unsorted/cnnpsyops.html
http://atangledweb.typepad.com/weblog/2004/12/most_trusted_am.html

Now.... guess who got PSY-0P’ed on 9/11 .... ??
Want a hint.
Take a look in the mirror.

Matt Barrow

September 3rd 06, 01:36 AM

"Tri-Pacer" > wrote in message
. ..
> Hey Guys:
>
> My wife LOVES yard work and actually gets mad if I try to help. She mows
> the lawn, weeds, the whole nine yards.
>
> That's the truth I swear. Eat your hearts out guys.
>
> Cheers:
>
> Paul
> N1431A

It's not so much that I dislike yard work, in fact, having a fairly large
lot, it's a good workout (I hate exercise merely for exercise).

You see, women have two things: a "Comfort Sensor", and an automated voice
delivery system. It works like this: A man gets comfortable, such as kicking
back in a recliner after a long day, and starts to do something, ya know,
comfortable (i.e., movie, sports (if that's your thing) on TV, read a good
book...). As soon as the man's "comfort level" reaches 4.5, the woman's
sensor picks this up and delivers a message to her "automated voice delivery
system" which picks a message at random, such as "The grass needs to be
mowed", or "My garden needs to be rototilled".

It's all in the timing.

--
Matt
---------------------
Matthew W. Barrow
Site-Fill Homes, LLC.
Montrose, CO (MTJ)

Matt Barrow

September 3rd 06, 01:41 AM

"Dudley Henriques" > wrote in message
ink.net...
>
> "Tri-Pacer" > wrote in message
> . ..
>> Hey Guys:
>>
>> My wife LOVES yard work and actually gets mad if I try to help. She mows
>> the lawn, weeds, the whole nine yards.
>>
>> That's the truth I swear. Eat your hearts out guys.
>>
>> Cheers:
>>
>> Paul
>> N1431A
>
> Sorry...got you beat. My wife hates Jack Daniels!!! :-)
> Dudley

You might be onto something there.

That might explain why my wife and I get along so well: I hate "Hypnotic",
wine coolers, and daiquiris, and she hates single malt scotch.

Our "territories" don't intrude on one another.

Matt Barrow

September 3rd 06, 01:42 AM

"Orval Fairbairn" > wrote in message
...
> In article t>,
> "Dudley Henriques" > wrote:
>
> I actually had one Usenet idiot tell me that I wasn't Dudley Henriques
>> because HE knew Dudley Henriques and knew where Dudley Henriques was.
>> My wife answered him asking him to please send the real Dudley Henriques
>> home because the one she had been living with for forty odd years was a
>> real
>> pain in the ass who didn't like to do yard work!
>> Dudley
>
> My wife would probably do the same. One time, she called me at work and
> one of my co-workers answered. He asked, "Is this his wife or his
> girlfriend?" She answered, "HE never told me he was married!" The poor
> guy wilted.

Ever see the Verizon (?) ad where the guy answers the other guys video phone
where the wife is doing a strip tease?

Matt Barrow

September 3rd 06, 01:45 AM

"Dudley Henriques" > wrote in message
nk.net...
>
> "Orval Fairbairn" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>> My wife would probably do the same. One time, she called me at work and
>> one of my co-workers answered. He asked, "Is this his wife or his
>> girlfriend?" She answered, "HE never told me he was married!" The poor
>> guy wilted.
>
> That's a great comeback. Best comeback I ever saw was in a convenience
> store one morning where I go for coffee. It was about 7AM. I went in and
> was making my usual brew at the coffee counter. Standing there at the same
> time were a bunch of contractor type guys obviously getting their morning
> brew on the way to some hard labor job.
> In walks this absolutely unbelievable woman wearing a low cut mini dress;
> high heels; all made up...I mean she was a 10!
> Naturally, all of us couldn't help checking her out. She must have gotten
> up on the wrong side of the bed or something because she looked straight
> at this one guy who was staring at her with his coffee cup suspended in
> mid air not even able to drink it because it would mean looking at the cup
> instead of her :-)
> Anyway, this guy looked like a motorcycle gang member. He was HUGE;
> muscles in his teeth; short sleeve shirt with a pack of Salems wrapped up
> in the upper sleeve just over the tattoo.....you get the picture?
> She looks straight at him and literally snarls ,
> "I sure hope you're getting an eyeful"
> Before anyone could react, the big guy answered her in a perfectly normal,
> extremely low keyed and very un-hostile voice and said,
> "I'm terribly sorry mamm. I didn't mean to be rude. Its just that you are
> so incredibly beautiful"
> I mean that snarl on her puss instantly turned into the biggest smile I
> ever saw. She just turned and walked away with her coffee smiling like a
> Cheshire cat while the rest of us idiots silently decided that THIS was
> ABSOLUTELY the way to go if this ever happened to us again!!!!!!! :-))
> Dudley

http://www.ejectejecteject.com/archives/000035.html - first page or so! :~)

Matt Barrow

September 3rd 06, 01:46 AM

"Jeff" <jfranks1971 minus > wrote in message
...
>
>
>> Not very different from r.a.p then.
>>
>
> My thoughts exactly :)
>
> Seems we spend as much time argueing punctuation than discussing topics.
>

Arguing!

We also argue speeling. :~)

Matt Barrow

September 3rd 06, 01:49 AM

"Dudley Henriques" > wrote in message
ink.net...
>
> "Jay B" > wrote in message
> ps.com...
>> Dudley Henriques wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> God; you're a better man than me Orv. Those loonies would drive me
>>> absolutely nuts.....and for me that's a damn short drive :-))))
>>> Its bad enough I have to turn on the TV at night and watch some moron
>>> tell
>>> me that George Bush personally flew down to New Orleans, put on a
>>> frogman
>>> suit, dove down to the bottom of the levee in the 9th ward and
>>> personally
>>> placed dynamite there to blow the levee up and flood the ward so that
>>> all
>>> the black people would have to move to Houston and so doing change the
>>> state
>>> of Louisiana to Republican!
>>> I actually had one Usenet idiot tell me that I wasn't Dudley Henriques
>>> because HE knew Dudley Henriques and knew where Dudley Henriques was.
>>> My wife answered him asking him to please send the real Dudley Henriques
>>> home because the one she had been living with for forty odd years was a
>>> real
>>> pain in the ass who didn't like to do yard work!
>>> Dudley
>>
>> Aw Damn,
>>
>> There goes ANOTHER perfectly good keyboard...
>>
>> :O)
>>
>> Jay B
>
> I should have warned you Jay.....sorry!! :-)))
> Dud

I'm spending a fortune on Windex.

No BS, the one here a while back about seeing UAV's on milk cartons did
cause my mouse to get a RC Cola bath.

Dudley Henriques[_1_]

September 3rd 06, 02:22 AM

Ouch! That has to hurt!!
:-)
D
"Matt Barrow" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Orval Fairbairn" > wrote in message
> ...
>> In article t>,
>> "Dudley Henriques" > wrote:
>>
>> I actually had one Usenet idiot tell me that I wasn't Dudley Henriques
>>> because HE knew Dudley Henriques and knew where Dudley Henriques was.
>>> My wife answered him asking him to please send the real Dudley Henriques
>>> home because the one she had been living with for forty odd years was a
>>> real
>>> pain in the ass who didn't like to do yard work!
>>> Dudley
>>
>> My wife would probably do the same. One time, she called me at work and
>> one of my co-workers answered. He asked, "Is this his wife or his
>> girlfriend?" She answered, "HE never told me he was married!" The poor
>> guy wilted.
>
> Ever see the Verizon (?) ad where the guy answers the other guys video
> phone where the wife is doing a strip tease?
>
>

Dudley Henriques[_1_]

September 3rd 06, 02:23 AM

Like my Grandmother said, "honesty is the best policy"....or more probably
translated as,
"when all else fails.......go for it!"
:-) D
"Matt Barrow" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Dudley Henriques" > wrote in message
> nk.net...
>>
>> "Orval Fairbairn" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>
>>> My wife would probably do the same. One time, she called me at work and
>>> one of my co-workers answered. He asked, "Is this his wife or his
>>> girlfriend?" She answered, "HE never told me he was married!" The poor
>>> guy wilted.
>>
>> That's a great comeback. Best comeback I ever saw was in a convenience
>> store one morning where I go for coffee. It was about 7AM. I went in and
>> was making my usual brew at the coffee counter. Standing there at the
>> same time were a bunch of contractor type guys obviously getting their
>> morning brew on the way to some hard labor job.
>> In walks this absolutely unbelievable woman wearing a low cut mini dress;
>> high heels; all made up...I mean she was a 10!
>> Naturally, all of us couldn't help checking her out. She must have gotten
>> up on the wrong side of the bed or something because she looked straight
>> at this one guy who was staring at her with his coffee cup suspended in
>> mid air not even able to drink it because it would mean looking at the
>> cup instead of her :-)
>> Anyway, this guy looked like a motorcycle gang member. He was HUGE;
>> muscles in his teeth; short sleeve shirt with a pack of Salems wrapped up
>> in the upper sleeve just over the tattoo.....you get the picture?
>> She looks straight at him and literally snarls ,
>> "I sure hope you're getting an eyeful"
>> Before anyone could react, the big guy answered her in a perfectly
>> normal, extremely low keyed and very un-hostile voice and said,
>> "I'm terribly sorry mamm. I didn't mean to be rude. Its just that you are
>> so incredibly beautiful"
>> I mean that snarl on her puss instantly turned into the biggest smile I
>> ever saw. She just turned and walked away with her coffee smiling like a
>> Cheshire cat while the rest of us idiots silently decided that THIS was
>> ABSOLUTELY the way to go if this ever happened to us again!!!!!!! :-))
>> Dudley
>
> http://www.ejectejecteject.com/archives/000035.html - first page or so!
> :~)
>
>

Dudley Henriques[_1_]

September 3rd 06, 02:25 AM

Yup, that's true. The timing part is in knowing not to be there when the
yard work gene kicks in on them.
D

"Matt Barrow" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Tri-Pacer" > wrote in message
> . ..
>> Hey Guys:
>>
>> My wife LOVES yard work and actually gets mad if I try to help. She mows
>> the lawn, weeds, the whole nine yards.
>>
>> That's the truth I swear. Eat your hearts out guys.
>>
>> Cheers:
>>
>> Paul
>> N1431A
>
> It's not so much that I dislike yard work, in fact, having a fairly large
> lot, it's a good workout (I hate exercise merely for exercise).
>
> You see, women have two things: a "Comfort Sensor", and an automated voice
> delivery system. It works like this: A man gets comfortable, such as
> kicking back in a recliner after a long day, and starts to do something,
> ya know, comfortable (i.e., movie, sports (if that's your thing) on TV,
> read a good book...). As soon as the man's "comfort level" reaches 4.5,
> the woman's sensor picks this up and delivers a message to her "automated
> voice delivery system" which picks a message at random, such as "The grass
> needs to be mowed", or "My garden needs to be rototilled".
>
> It's all in the timing.
>
>
> --
> Matt
> ---------------------
> Matthew W. Barrow
> Site-Fill Homes, LLC.
> Montrose, CO (MTJ)
>
>
>

Dudley Henriques[_1_]

September 3rd 06, 02:30 AM

"Matt Barrow" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Dudley Henriques" > wrote in message
> ink.net...
>>
>> "Tri-Pacer" > wrote in message
>> . ..
>>> Hey Guys:
>>>
>>> My wife LOVES yard work and actually gets mad if I try to help. She mows
>>> the lawn, weeds, the whole nine yards.
>>>
>>> That's the truth I swear. Eat your hearts out guys.
>>>
>>> Cheers:
>>>
>>> Paul
>>> N1431A
>>
>> Sorry...got you beat. My wife hates Jack Daniels!!! :-)
>> Dudley
>
> You might be onto something there.
>
> That might explain why my wife and I get along so well: I hate "Hypnotic",
> wine coolers, and daiquiris, and she hates single malt scotch.
>
> Our "territories" don't intrude on one another.

Personally, I think that the ability to understand how a woman thinks should
be included in the CFI practical test curriculum. Sort of a way to heighten
the standard so to speak.
On second thought, that would have ended my career before it started. Bad
idea!
:-)
D

cjcampbell

September 3rd 06, 04:00 AM

Cubdriver wrote:
> On Sat, 02 Sep 2006 00:54:45 GMT, Orval Fairbairn
> > wrote:
>
> >Over on alt.politics.usa is a thread called "Pilots for 9/11 Truth",
> >with the usual collection of kooks and loons seeking "TRUTH".
>
> Here at the University of New Hampshire, we have a tenured psychology
> professor teaching that kind of truth to his class. The chancellor
> defends him as a matter of "academic freedom".

Worse, we have one of these nuts at BYU -- in fact, he is one of the
main figures pushing this conspiracy theory. A lot of parents who have
kids going there are understandably upset. I really do not understand
why it should be so hard to fire a professor. Academic freedom should
not be shield for incompetence, any more than there should be a
"business freedom" that protects incompetent managers.