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Michael Baldwin, Bruce

November 12th 06, 01:53 AM

Tim Bruening wrote:
> Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the Northern California Special
> Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and 2-0.

Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a very special
olympic tournament.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

November 13th 06, 12:54 AM

nemo wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
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> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the Northern California Special
> > > Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and 2-0.
> >
> > Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a very special
> > olympic tournament.
> >
> . . . and a repost from his ark hives. (What Noah transported the
> bees in.)

Is this really any of our bees' nest?

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

November 13th 06, 01:38 PM

nemo wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
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> > nemo wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > ups.com...
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the Northern California Special
> > > > > Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and 2-0.
> > > >
> > > > Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a very special
> > > > olympic tournament.
> > > >
> > > . . . and a repost from his ark hives. (What Noah transported
> the
> > > bees in.)
> >
> > Is this really any of our bees' nest?
> >
> To him it must have been the bees' knees so it takes repeating.

You shouldn't be keeping track of him. He might start waxing lyrical or
something.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

November 13th 06, 11:45 PM

nemo wrote:
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> > nemo wrote:
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> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > > Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the Northern California
> Special
> > > > > > > Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and 2-0.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a very special
> > > > > > olympic tournament.
> > > > > >
> > > > > . . . and a repost from his ark hives. (What Noah
> transported
> > > the
> > > > > bees in.)
> > > >
> > > > Is this really any of our bees' nest?
> > > >
> > > To him it must have been the bees' knees so it takes repeating.
> >
> > You shouldn't be keeping track of him. He might start waxing lyrical or
> > something.
> >
> Which lyrics might he sing and why on a phonograph cylinder?

I was thinking more along the lines of wax on, wax off. But I will not
bee my brother's keeper.

> Any Orion? Any Orion?
> Any any any Orion?
>
> ?

Careful. He has a sting in his tail.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

November 14th 06, 04:06 AM

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> > > > nemo wrote:
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> > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
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> > > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > > > > Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the Northern California
> > > Special
> > > > > > > > > Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and 2-0.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a very
> special
> > > > > > > > olympic tournament.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > . . . and a repost from his ark hives. (What Noah
> > > transported
> > > > > the
> > > > > > > bees in.)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Is this really any of our bees' nest?
> > > > > >
> > > > > To him it must have been the bees' knees so it takes repeating.
> > > >
> > > > You shouldn't be keeping track of him. He might start waxing lyrical
> or
> > > > something.
> > > >
> > > Which lyrics might he sing and why on a phonograph cylinder?
> >
> > I was thinking more along the lines of wax on, wax off. But I will not
> > bee my brother's keeper.
> >
> > > Any Orion? Any Orion?
> > > Any any any Orion?
> > >
> > > ?
> >
> > Careful. He has a sting in his tail.
> >
> Praps that's why he's buzzed off then.

Praps. Or his segmented eye has spied something begining with b.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

November 14th 06, 11:10 AM

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

November 15th 06, 12:42 AM

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> > > > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the Northern
> > > California
> > > > > > > Special
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and
> 2-0.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a
> very
> > > > > special
> > > > > > > > > > > > olympic tournament.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > . . . and a repost from his ark hives. (What
> Noah
> > > > > > > transported
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > bees in.)
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Is this really any of our bees' nest?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > To him it must have been the bees' knees so it takes
> repeating.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You shouldn't be keeping track of him. He might start waxing
> > > lyrical
> > > > > or
> > > > > > > > something.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Which lyrics might he sing and why on a phonograph cylinder?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I was thinking more along the lines of wax on, wax off. But I will
> not
> > > > > > bee my brother's keeper.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Any Orion? Any Orion?
> > > > > > > Any any any Orion?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > ?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Careful. He has a sting in his tail.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Praps that's why he's buzzed off then.
> > > >
> > > > Praps. Or his segmented eye has spied something begining with b.
> > > >
> > > Compound eye - or if he's a pharmacist, Medicinal Compound eye.
> > >
> > > http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics/Lily_The_Pink.shtml
> >
> > I'll drink to that!
> >
> I'm not allowed - yet!

Are u still pickled, you dill?

> Had a tiny free sample of Sauvignon-Shiraz in the supermarket yesterday.
> First drop of booze I've had since March when I was advised to quit! It was
> luvvverly!

How rubbery.

> A local chemist years ago did a Medicinal Compound - a cough syrup, with 9%
> Morphine in it. It was extremely popular and an aunt of mine used to drink
> it straight from the bottle whether she had a cough or not - until I showed
> her the list of ingredients. She had a very rough time getting off it too.
> So you gotta be careful.

What was it called?

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

November 15th 06, 12:24 PM

nemo wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote
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> > > > > message
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> > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the
> Northern
> > > > > California
> > > > > > > > > Special
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and
> > > 2-0.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been
> a
> > > very
> > > > > > > special
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > olympic tournament.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > . . . and a repost from his ark hives. (What
> > > Noah
> > > > > > > > > transported
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bees in.)
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Is this really any of our bees' nest?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > To him it must have been the bees' knees so it takes
> > > repeating.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You shouldn't be keeping track of him. He might start
> waxing
> > > > > lyrical
> > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > something.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Which lyrics might he sing and why on a phonograph cylinder?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I was thinking more along the lines of wax on, wax off. But I
> will
> > > not
> > > > > > > > bee my brother's keeper.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Any Orion? Any Orion?
> > > > > > > > > Any any any Orion?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Careful. He has a sting in his tail.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Praps that's why he's buzzed off then.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Praps. Or his segmented eye has spied something begining with b.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Compound eye - or if he's a pharmacist, Medicinal Compound eye.
> > > > >
> > > > > http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics/Lily_The_Pink.shtml
> > > >
> > > > I'll drink to that!
> > > >
> > > I'm not allowed - yet!
> >
> > Are u still pickled, you dill?
> >
> > > Had a tiny free sample of Sauvignon-Shiraz in the supermarket yesterday.
> > > First drop of booze I've had since March when I was advised to quit! It
> was
> > > luvvverly!
> >
> > How rubbery.
> >
> > > A local chemist years ago did a Medicinal Compound - a cough syrup, with
> 9%
> > > Morphine in it. It was extremely popular and an aunt of mine used to
> drink
> > > it straight from the bottle whether she had a cough or not - until I
> showed
> > > her the list of ingredients. She had a very rough time getting off it
> too.
> > > So you gotta be careful.
> >
> > What was it called?
> >
> Butes' Cough Syrup. It was their own brand.

Wot a strange name.

> (They were pretending to be Boots, the big chemist chain.)

They should have called it Butt's Cough Syrup. Might confuse the
suppository lovers though.

> A bit like the old monks putting tons of alcohol in their herbal health
> drinks, Benedictine, Chartreuse etc. to make sure they sold.

Can you blame them? Nobody would buy the **** otherwise.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

November 16th 06, 01:35 PM

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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the
> > > Northern
> > > > > > > California
> > > > > > > > > > > Special
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2
> and
> > > > > 2-0.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since there are no Olympics on, it must have
> been
> > > a
> > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > special
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > olympic tournament.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . . . and a repost from his ark hives.
> (What
> > > > > Noah
> > > > > > > > > > > transported
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bees in.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is this really any of our bees' nest?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > To him it must have been the bees' knees so it takes
> > > > > repeating.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > You shouldn't be keeping track of him. He might start
> > > waxing
> > > > > > > lyrical
> > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > something.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Which lyrics might he sing and why on a phonograph
> cylinder?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I was thinking more along the lines of wax on, wax off.
> But I
> > > will
> > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > bee my brother's keeper.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Any Orion? Any Orion?
> > > > > > > > > > > Any any any Orion?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Careful. He has a sting in his tail.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Praps that's why he's buzzed off then.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Praps. Or his segmented eye has spied something begining with
> b.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Compound eye - or if he's a pharmacist, Medicinal Compound eye.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics/Lily_The_Pink.shtml
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'll drink to that!
> > > > > >
> > > > > I'm not allowed - yet!
> > > >
> > > > Are u still pickled, you dill?
> > > >
> > > > > Had a tiny free sample of Sauvignon-Shiraz in the supermarket
> yesterday.
> > > > > First drop of booze I've had since March when I was advised to quit!
> It
> > > was
> > > > > luvvverly!
> > > >
> > > > How rubbery.
> > > >
> > > > > A local chemist years ago did a Medicinal Compound - a cough syrup,
> with
> > > 9%
> > > > > Morphine in it. It was extremely popular and an aunt of mine used to
> > > drink
> > > > > it straight from the bottle whether she had a cough or not - until I
> > > showed
> > > > > her the list of ingredients. She had a very rough time getting off
> it
> > > too.
> > > > > So you gotta be careful.
> > > >
> > > > What was it called?
> > > >
> > > Butes' Cough Syrup. It was their own brand.
> >
> > Wot a strange name.
> >
> > > (They were pretending to be Boots, the big chemist chain.)
> >
> > They should have called it Butt's Cough Syrup. Might confuse the
> > suppository lovers though.
> >
> > > A bit like the old monks putting tons of alcohol in their herbal health
> > > drinks, Benedictine, Chartreuse etc. to make sure they sold.
> >
> > Can you blame them? Nobody would buy the **** otherwise.
>
> Don't be too sure. Benedictine tastes good enough for both Southern Comfort
> and Drambuie to pinch the recipé!!!
>
> Like Chartreuse, it's extremly sweet though, so your average big barst . .
> sorry, bar-frequenting bloke with big balls between his ears would probably
> say they're crap because he thinks they're poofs' drinks, wooden 'T'?!

I'm partial to Frangelica but I wood not touch Irish Mist with my barge
pole.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

November 17th 06, 12:03 PM

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> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Last Saturday, I won a gold
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > medal
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >in the
> > >> >> >> > > Northern
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > California
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > Special
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Olympics Soccer Tournament!
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >My > > >team won
> > >> >> > 3-2
> > >> >> >> and
> > >> >> >> > > > > 2-0.
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since there are no Olympics on,
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >it > > >must have
> > >> >> >> been
> > >> >> >> > > a
> > >> >> >> > > > > very
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > special
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > olympic tournament.
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . . . and a repost from
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >his > ark > hives.
> > >> >> >> (What
> > >> >> >> > > > > Noah
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > transported
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bees in.)
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is this really any of our bees'
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >nest?
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > To him it must have been the bees'
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >knees
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > so it ta
> > >> >> > kes
> > >> >> >> > > > > repeating.
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > You shouldn't be keeping track of him.
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > He might sta
> > >> >> > rt
> > >> >> >> > > waxing
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > lyrical
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > or
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > something.
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > Which lyrics might he sing and why on a
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > phonograph
> > >> >> >> cylinder?
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > I was thinking more along the lines of wax
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > on, wax off.
> > >> >> >> But I
> > >> >> >> > > will
> > >> >> >> > > > > not
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > bee my brother's keeper.
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > Any Orion? Any Orion?
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > Any any any Orion?
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > Careful. He has a sting in his tail.
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Praps that's why he's buzzed off then.
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > Praps. Or his segmented eye has spied something
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > begining wi
> > >> >> > th
> > >> >> >> b.
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > Compound eye - or if he's a pharmacist, Medicinal
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > Compound ey
> > >> >> > e.
> > >> >> >> > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics/Lily_The_Pink
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > .sh tml
> > >> >> >> > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > I'll drink to that!
> > >> >> >> > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > I'm not allowed - yet!
> > >> >> >> > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > Are u still pickled, you dill?
> > >> >> >> > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > Had a tiny free sample of Sauvignon-Shiraz in the
> > >> >> >> > > > > supermarket
> > >> >> >> yesterday.
> > >> >> >> > > > > First drop of booze I've had since March when I was
> > >> >> >> > > > > advised to qu
> > >> >> > it!
> > >> >> >> It
> > >> >> >> > > was
> > >> >> >> > > > > luvvverly!
> > >> >> >> > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > How rubbery.
> > >> >> >> > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > A local chemist years ago did a Medicinal Compound -
> > >> >> >> > > > > a cough syru
> > >> >> > p,
> > >> >> >> with
> > >> >> >> > > 9%
> > >> >> >> > > > > Morphine in it. It was extremely popular and an aunt
> > >> >> >> > > > > of mine used
> > >> >> > to
> > >> >> >> > > drink
> > >> >> >> > > > > it straight from the bottle whether she had a cough
> > >> >> >> > > > > or not - unti
> > >> >> > l I
> > >> >> >> > > showed
> > >> >> >> > > > > her the list of ingredients. She had a very rough
> > >> >> >> > > > > time getting off
> > >> >> >> it
> > >> >> >> > > too.
> > >> >> >> > > > > So you gotta be careful.
> > >> >> >> > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > What was it called?
> > >> >> >> > > >
> > >> >> >> > > Butes' Cough Syrup. It was their own brand.
> > >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> > Wot a strange name.
> > >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> > > (They were pretending to be Boots, the big chemist
> > >> >> >> > > chain.)
> > >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> > They should have called it Butt's Cough Syrup. Might
> > >> >> >> > confuse the suppository lovers though.
> > >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> > > A bit like the old monks putting tons of alcohol in their
> > >> >> >> > > herbal heal
> > >> >> > th
> > >> >> >> > > drinks, Benedictine, Chartreuse etc. to make sure they
> > >> >> >> > > sold.
> > >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> > Can you blame them? Nobody would buy the **** otherwise.
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> Don't be too sure. Benedictine tastes good enough for both
> > >> >> >> Southern Comfo
> > >> >> > rt
> > >> >> >> and Drambuie to pinch the recipé!!!
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> Like Chartreuse, it's extremly sweet though, so your average
> > >> >> >> big barst . . sorry, bar-frequenting bloke with big balls
> > >> >> >> between his ears would probab
> > >> >> > ly
> > >> >> >> say they're crap because he thinks they're poofs' drinks,
> > >> >> >> wooden 'T'?!
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> > I'm partial to Frangelica but I wood not touch Irish Mist with
> > >> >> > my barge pole.
> > >> >>
> > >> >> Filth!
> > >> >>
> > >> > Svygu?
> > >>
> > >> Dhvgr svygul vaqrrq!
> > >>
> > > You boys don't need to talk with your mouths full of man meat.
> >
> > What should they be full of then?
> >
>
> Later on, mine will be full of sandwiches of mushrooms fried up with leek
> and garlic with a little tomato purée and lime juice stirred in, on
> wholemeal bread.

Wot? No meat? Are youz a veggie or sometin?

> Umyay umyay!
>
> Knocks your bip chutty into a cocked hat!

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

November 18th 06, 03:00 AM

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> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . . . and a repost from
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >his > ark > hives.
> > > >> >> >> (What
> > > >> >> >> > > > > Noah
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > transported
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bees in.)
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is this really any of our bees'
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >nest?
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > To him it must have been the bees'
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >knees
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > so it ta
> > > >> >> > kes
> > > >> >> >> > > > > repeating.
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > You shouldn't be keeping track of him.
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > He might sta
> > > >> >> > rt
> > > >> >> >> > > waxing
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > lyrical
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > or
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > something.
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > Which lyrics might he sing and why on a
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > phonograph
> > > >> >> >> cylinder?
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > I was thinking more along the lines of wax
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > on, wax off.
> > > >> >> >> But I
> > > >> >> >> > > will
> > > >> >> >> > > > > not
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > bee my brother's keeper.
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > Any Orion? Any Orion?
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > Any any any Orion?
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > Careful. He has a sting in his tail.
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Praps that's why he's buzzed off then.
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > Praps. Or his segmented eye has spied something
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > > begining wi
> > > >> >> > th
> > > >> >> >> b.
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > Compound eye - or if he's a pharmacist, Medicinal
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > Compound ey
> > > >> >> > e.
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > >
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics/Lily_The_Pink
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > > .sh tml
> > > >> >> >> > > > > >
> > > >> >> >> > > > > > I'll drink to that!
> > > >> >> >> > > > > >
> > > >> >> >> > > > > I'm not allowed - yet!
> > > >> >> >> > > >
> > > >> >> >> > > > Are u still pickled, you dill?
> > > >> >> >> > > >
> > > >> >> >> > > > > Had a tiny free sample of Sauvignon-Shiraz in the
> > > >> >> >> > > > > supermarket
> > > >> >> >> yesterday.
> > > >> >> >> > > > > First drop of booze I've had since March when I was
> > > >> >> >> > > > > advised to qu
> > > >> >> > it!
> > > >> >> >> It
> > > >> >> >> > > was
> > > >> >> >> > > > > luvvverly!
> > > >> >> >> > > >
> > > >> >> >> > > > How rubbery.
> > > >> >> >> > > >
> > > >> >> >> > > > > A local chemist years ago did a Medicinal Compound -
> > > >> >> >> > > > > a cough syru
> > > >> >> > p,
> > > >> >> >> with
> > > >> >> >> > > 9%
> > > >> >> >> > > > > Morphine in it. It was extremely popular and an aunt
> > > >> >> >> > > > > of mine used
> > > >> >> > to
> > > >> >> >> > > drink
> > > >> >> >> > > > > it straight from the bottle whether she had a cough
> > > >> >> >> > > > > or not - unti
> > > >> >> > l I
> > > >> >> >> > > showed
> > > >> >> >> > > > > her the list of ingredients. She had a very rough
> > > >> >> >> > > > > time getting off
> > > >> >> >> it
> > > >> >> >> > > too.
> > > >> >> >> > > > > So you gotta be careful.
> > > >> >> >> > > >
> > > >> >> >> > > > What was it called?
> > > >> >> >> > > >
> > > >> >> >> > > Butes' Cough Syrup. It was their own brand.
> > > >> >> >> >
> > > >> >> >> > Wot a strange name.
> > > >> >> >> >
> > > >> >> >> > > (They were pretending to be Boots, the big chemist
> > > >> >> >> > > chain.)
> > > >> >> >> >
> > > >> >> >> > They should have called it Butt's Cough Syrup. Might
> > > >> >> >> > confuse the suppository lovers though.
> > > >> >> >> >
> > > >> >> >> > > A bit like the old monks putting tons of alcohol in their
> > > >> >> >> > > herbal heal
> > > >> >> > th
> > > >> >> >> > > drinks, Benedictine, Chartreuse etc. to make sure they
> > > >> >> >> > > sold.
> > > >> >> >> >
> > > >> >> >> > Can you blame them? Nobody would buy the **** otherwise.
> > > >> >> >>
> > > >> >> >> Don't be too sure. Benedictine tastes good enough for both
> > > >> >> >> Southern Comfo
> > > >> >> > rt
> > > >> >> >> and Drambuie to pinch the recipé!!!
> > > >> >> >>
> > > >> >> >> Like Chartreuse, it's extremly sweet though, so your average
> > > >> >> >> big barst . . sorry, bar-frequenting bloke with big balls
> > > >> >> >> between his ears would probab
> > > >> >> > ly
> > > >> >> >> say they're crap because he thinks they're poofs' drinks,
> > > >> >> >> wooden 'T'?!
> > > >> >> >
> > > >> >> > I'm partial to Frangelica but I wood not touch Irish Mist with
> > > >> >> > my barge pole.
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >> Filth!
> > > >> >>
> > > >> > Svygu?
> > > >>
> > > >> Dhvgr svygul vaqrrq!
> > > >>
> > > > You boys don't need to talk with your mouths full of man meat.
> > >
> > > What should they be full of then?
> >
> > Later on, mine will be full of sandwiches of mushrooms fried up with leek
> > and garlic with a little tomato purée and lime juice stirred in, on
> > wholemeal bread.
>
> Wot? No meat? Are youz a veggie or sometin?
>
> If you fry the mushrooms until they're a bit over-done, they take on a very
> meaty taste.
>
> And yez I iz! Vegan for around 45 years, so you're a bit late to complain
> now!! :o)
>
> I was on an NHS training course once and we got talking about diet, and one
> less-knowledgeable (thick) young lady very seriously assured me that if I
> didn't consume animal products I would die. That's what I said to her.
> Laughs all round - red face on her!

I bet she swallowed rather than spat.

> She was thrown off the course shortly afterwards after threatening to break
> a computer because the tutor wouldn't immediately come over and help her
> with a problem. This was in a community centre and the PCs had been paid for
> with a charity grant - and she knew that! Some people!
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegan

Yeah, vegans are real salad *******.