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November 30th 06, 05:19 AM
As I was typing up the text for "Sailors of the Sky", this sentence
pounced out of the underbrush: "You'll see many sailplanes with
electric vibrators mounted on the instrument panel."

Johan Larson

Andy[_1_]
November 30th 06, 02:12 PM
wrote:
> As I was typing up the text for "Sailors of the Sky", this sentence
> pounced out of the underbrush: "You'll see many sailplanes with
> electric vibrators mounted on the instrument panel."
>
> Johan Larson

Ok, I'll be naive enough to ask. Was that intended to amuse us, or do
you really not know what they were for?

Andy

November 30th 06, 04:22 PM
Andy wrote:
> wrote:
> > As I was typing up the text for "Sailors of the Sky", this sentence
> > pounced out of the underbrush: "You'll see many sailplanes with
> > electric vibrators mounted on the instrument panel."
> >
> > Johan Larson
>
> Ok, I'll be naive enough to ask. Was that intended to amuse us, or do
> you really not know what they were for?

The sentence is from a paragraph that explains altimeter lag, and how
to work around it.

Johan Larson

John Seaborn
November 30th 06, 04:27 PM
The vibrator takes the place of the engine vibration and keeps the
instruments, namely the altimeter from sticking, eliminating that need
to nervously tap the thing when low and struggling.

Andy wrote:
> wrote:
> > As I was typing up the text for "Sailors of the Sky", this sentence
> > pounced out of the underbrush: "You'll see many sailplanes with
> > electric vibrators mounted on the instrument panel."
> >
> > Johan Larson
>
> Ok, I'll be naive enough to ask. Was that intended to amuse us, or do
> you really not know what they were for?
>
> Andy

Keith Morgan
November 30th 06, 04:50 PM
>> > As I was typing up the text for 'Sailors of the Sky',
>>>this sentence
>> > pounced out of the underbrush: 'You'll see many sailplanes
>>>with
>> > electric vibrators mounted on the instrument panel.'
>> >
>> > Johan Larson
>>

Could have been worse, perhaps 'one pilot holds his
joystick while the other adjusts her flaps'

Richard[_1_]
November 30th 06, 07:28 PM
If we are lucky, Paul will add an adult section to his website.

Richard

Andy wrote:
> wrote:
> > As I was typing up the text for "Sailors of the Sky", this sentence
> > pounced out of the underbrush: "You'll see many sailplanes with
> > electric vibrators mounted on the instrument panel."
> >
> > Johan Larson
>
> Ok, I'll be naive enough to ask. Was that intended to amuse us, or do
> you really not know what they were for?
>
> Andy

November 30th 06, 08:09 PM
tapping the altimeter helps keep me calm when im low. to each his own i
guess. gives me a nice beat to fly by.

Richard wrote:
> If we are lucky, Paul will add an adult section to his website.
>
> Richard
>
> Andy wrote:
> > wrote:
> > > As I was typing up the text for "Sailors of the Sky", this sentence
> > > pounced out of the underbrush: "You'll see many sailplanes with
> > > electric vibrators mounted on the instrument panel."
> > >
> > > Johan Larson
> >
> > Ok, I'll be naive enough to ask. Was that intended to amuse us, or do
> > you really not know what they were for?
> >
> > Andy

jcarlyle
November 30th 06, 10:30 PM
I was wondering about Wikipedia's "History of Erotic Depictions"
mentioned in another thread related to soaring - thanks to this thread
I now know!

-John

Brad
November 30th 06, 10:39 PM
which is worse, electric vibrators under the panel, or lubing your pins
with grease?
(tongue removed from cheek now.............oh no.........CHEEK?)

Brad
where it is winter and the glider is in the box......the BOX!!!!



wrote:
> As I was typing up the text for "Sailors of the Sky", this sentence
> pounced out of the underbrush: "You'll see many sailplanes with
> electric vibrators mounted on the instrument panel."
>
> Johan Larson

Ralph Jones
November 30th 06, 11:09 PM
On 30 Nov 2006 08:27:22 -0800, "John Seaborn" >
wrote:

>The vibrator takes the place of the engine vibration and keeps the
>instruments, namely the altimeter from sticking, eliminating that need
>to nervously tap the thing when low and struggling.
>
In other words, the device can help you get it up.

rj

Bill Watson
December 1st 06, 01:38 AM
....so I'm not the only one.

wrote:
> tapping the altimeter helps keep me calm when im low. to each his own i
> guess. gives me a nice beat to fly by.
>

BT
December 1st 06, 04:39 AM
I just tap the glass with my finger..
BT

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>
> Andy wrote:
>> wrote:
>> > As I was typing up the text for "Sailors of the Sky", this sentence
>> > pounced out of the underbrush: "You'll see many sailplanes with
>> > electric vibrators mounted on the instrument panel."
>> >
>> > Johan Larson
>>
>> Ok, I'll be naive enough to ask. Was that intended to amuse us, or do
>> you really not know what they were for?
>
> The sentence is from a paragraph that explains altimeter lag, and how
> to work around it.
>
> Johan Larson
>

Don Johnstone
December 2nd 06, 02:03 AM
To inject a little boring accuracy, altimeters were
built with vibrators and still are. Standby altimeters
fitted to airliners have integral vbrators and checking
that they work is on the CAA flight test schedule.
Truth is stranger than friction.

At 04:42 01 December 2006, Bt wrote:
>I just tap the glass with my finger..
>BT
>
> wrote in message
oups.com...
>>
>> Andy wrote:
>>> wrote:
>>> > As I was typing up the text for 'Sailors of the Sky',
>>>>this sentence
>>> > pounced out of the underbrush: 'You'll see many sailplanes
>>>>with
>>> > electric vibrators mounted on the instrument panel.'
>>> >
>>> > Johan Larson
>>>
>>> Ok, I'll be naive enough to ask. Was that intended
>>>to amuse us, or do
>>> you really not know what they were for?
>>
>> The sentence is from a paragraph that explains altimeter
>>lag, and how
>> to work around it.
>>
>> Johan Larson
>>
>
>
>

g l i d e r s t u d
December 2nd 06, 04:16 PM
I always liked looking outside when I get low.

g l i d e r s t u d
December 2nd 06, 04:16 PM
I always liked looking outside when I get low.

rustynuts
December 2nd 06, 05:54 PM
g l i d e r s t u d wrote:
> I always liked looking outside when I get low.

Gliderstud you're way to late on this one, You've only been married for
what 6- 8 mos and she's already pregnant? You gotta seperate the
underware when you do the laundry, otherwise before you know it all's
you be flyin is a vibrating lawn mower.

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