Re: *>PLONK<*

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Veteran ventriloquist Robert Buchanan wrote:
> My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
> welcome to Art Deco!
>
> > On 09 Dec 2006 07:02:40 GMT, Robert Buchanan
> > > wrote:
> >
> >>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
> >>welcome to Art Deco!
> >>
> >>> On 07 Dec 2006 15:22:26 GMT, Robert Buchanan
> >>> > wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
> >>>>welcome to Art Deco!
> >>>>
> >>>>> On 06 Dec 2006 06:58:20 GMT, Robert Buchanan
> >>>>> > wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
> >>>>>>welcome to Art Deco!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> On 05 Dec 2006 18:23:06 GMT, Robert Buchanan
> >>>>>>> > wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a
> >>>>>>>>warm welcome to Art Deco!
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> On 05 Dec 2006 06:05:19 GMT, Robert Buchanan
> >>>>>>>>> > wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a
> >>warm
> >>>>>>>>>>welcome to Art Deco!
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> On 04 Dec 2006 15:18:08 GMT, Robert Buchanan
> >>>>>>>>>>> > wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give
> >>>>>>>>>>>>a warm welcome to a master cocksucker: Bruce!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> latent homosexual Robbie Buchanan wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> give
> >>a
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> warm welcome to that anal excavator, Brucie!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > Dick sucking queer Robert Buchanan wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> give a
> >>>>>>>>>>warm
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> welcome to Michael Baldwin, Bruce!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > Mitch Crane wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Phill Kyle > wrote in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> news:ekup75$r9n
> >>>>>>>>>>$7
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > Mitch Crane -three> verbally
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > sodomised in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > :
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >> wrote in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >> news:1164818387.621302.307660
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >> m:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>> Mitch Crane wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> >>wrote
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> in news:1164792209.127823.98430@
> >>>>>>80g2000cwy.googlegroups.co
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> m:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> > Mitch Crane wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> K. A. Cannon > wrote
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> in news:ekj6e7$drm$1
> :
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> > On Tue, 28 Nov 2006 21:28:23 -0600, Mitch
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> > Crane -three> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>ah > wrote in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>-
> >>>>>>>>>>>>secrets.com:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>> Mitch Crane wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>>> Heather Cox > wrote in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>>> news:vgqpm21shjoa68kiralun01pojuhjp3vnt
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>>@
> >>>>>>4ax.com
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>>> :
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>>>> Don't bother replying, I've plonked
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>>>> *everyone*
> >>>>>>>>>>in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> these
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>>>> newsgroups.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>>> No, don't bother replying, *I've*
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>>plonked
> >>>>>>>>>>>>*everyone*
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>>> these newsgroups.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>> No, don't bother replying, *I've*
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>>plonked
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>> everyone
> >>>>>>>>>>>>in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> these
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>> newsgroups.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>No, don't bother replying, *I've* plonked
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>everyone
> >>>>>>>>>>in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> these
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >>newsgroups.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> > You've edited a cascade!?!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> > Heathen ruffian scumbag.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> Sorry. My newsreader wrapped. I'll flog
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >> myself now as punishment.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> > No, don't bother replying, *I've* plonked
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> > everyone in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> *these*
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> > newsgroups.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> No, don't bother replying, *I've* plonked
> >>everyone
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>*these*
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> newsgroups.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>> **** YOU, you dick sucking queer!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >> No, **** *YOU*, you dick sucking queer!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > No, **** *YOU*, you dick sucking queer!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> No, **** *YOU*, you dick sucking queer!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > No, **** *ME*, you dick sucking queer!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> Hard up in more than one way, eh, Brucie?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > On what basis do you make that k'lame, Robbie?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your impassioned demand above, Bruce.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you often jack off while poasting as I do, Robbie?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>No, that's not my cup of tea, Bruce.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Hay, you're that bisexual critter, aintcha boy?
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>Thems possums call me "Bert!"
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Dawg gone! So what's it like swinging both ways, Bert?
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>With or without a codpiece?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Try without first.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>No complaints at present.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Now try with.
> >>>>
> >>>>Pretty much the same, really.
> >>>
> >>> Hmm...interesting. Maybe you've got the codpiece on wrong?
> >>
> >>Nonsense.
> >
> > The "cupped" bit at the front?
>
> WTF? The front is shaped like a diving walrus.

I am the walrus.

> >>>>>>>>> Don't you get confused sometimes?
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>About what?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Your ambivalent sexuality.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>There's nothing ambivalent about my sexuality!
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Why, have you been cured of your ambiguity?
> >>>>
> >>>>My sexuality has never been ambiguous in any way. And if it were,
> >>>>what would that entail, and how would it be "cured?"
> >>>
> >>> Electro-shock treatment can cure mild cases of sexual diversity.
> >>
> >>Describe these "mild cases of sexual diversity" to me; I'm not
> >>familiar with this rather vague phrase.
> >
> > Anything that is mildly bent (such as sexual ambivalence)
>
> I think I already explained that my sexuality isn't in any way
> ambivalent. Get the **** out of your eyes, mister!

He should wear glasses and you should stop hurling it about.

> > would be
> > classified as sexual diversity. Seriously bent **** is sexual
> > perversity.
>
> Bent = queer in Brit slang, correct?

Bent = crooked. And also queer, fag, poofter, gay, dung puncher, shirt
lifter, pillow biter.

> --
> Robert Buchanan
> <http://www.robertbuchanan.name/>
> <http://www.simpy.com/user/rbuchanan>
>
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