Re: The greatest woman ever

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Tim Bruening wrote:
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
> > On 3 Nov 2004 14:50:24 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
> > > wrote:
> >
> > >>>>>>>>>Carly Phelps?
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>Not unless she weighs more than 880 pounds.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>Alan, where have you been hiding? You haven't posted much lately.
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>Living the life that I do have outside Usenet. You should look for
> > >>>>>>one, too.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>Don't mention your life outside of Usenet! Last time all the
> > >>>>>rocking, howling and head-banging almost tipped the bus over!
> > >>>>
> > >>>>Yeah. I still have a headache from it.
> > >>>
> > >>>You would have gotten a shiney new toy too if you weren't so
> > >>>preoccupied with the no-no toy.
> > >>
> > >>Un-uh. I've seen your shiny new toys after Doreen gets done with
> > >>them.
> > >
> > >Why not? They're even shinier!
> >
> > But the batteries are all used up and they aren't shinier, they're
> > wet!
>
> I'm glad to keep abreast of this thread.

I'm glad you're keeping me abreast of this thread.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Holly wrote:
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >
> > > > On 3 Nov 2004 14:50:24 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
> > > > > wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >>>>>>>>>Carly Phelps?
> > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>Not unless she weighs more than 880 pounds.
> > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>Alan, where have you been hiding? You haven't posted much lately.
> > > > >>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>Living the life that I do have outside Usenet. You should look for
> > > > >>>>>>one, too.
> > > > >>>>>
> > > > >>>>>Don't mention your life outside of Usenet! Last time all the
> > > > >>>>>rocking, howling and head-banging almost tipped the bus over!
> > > > >>>>
> > > > >>>>Yeah. I still have a headache from it.
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>You would have gotten a shiney new toy too if you weren't so
> > > > >>>preoccupied with the no-no toy.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Un-uh. I've seen your shiny new toys after Doreen gets done with
> > > > >>them.
> > > > >
> > > > >Why not? They're even shinier!
> > > >
> > > > But the batteries are all used up and they aren't shinier, they're
> > > > wet!
> > >
> > > I'm glad to keep abreast of this thread.
> >
> > I'm glad you're keeping me abreast of this thread.
>
> I'm glad you're keeping a breast.

I have lots of double-breasted suits because two breasts are better
than one.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Holly wrote:
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > Holly wrote:
> > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > On 3 Nov 2004 14:50:24 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
> > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>Carly Phelps?
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>Not unless she weighs more than 880 pounds.
> > > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>Alan, where have you been hiding? You haven't posted much lately.
> > > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>Living the life that I do have outside Usenet. You should look for
> > > > > > >>>>>>one, too.
> > > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>Don't mention your life outside of Usenet! Last time all the
> > > > > > >>>>>rocking, howling and head-banging almost tipped the bus over!
> > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > >>>>Yeah. I still have a headache from it.
> > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > >>>You would have gotten a shiney new toy too if you weren't so
> > > > > > >>>preoccupied with the no-no toy.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>Un-uh. I've seen your shiny new toys after Doreen gets done with
> > > > > > >>them.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >Why not? They're even shinier!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > But the batteries are all used up and they aren't shinier, they're
> > > > > > wet!
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm glad to keep abreast of this thread.
> > > >
> > > > I'm glad you're keeping me abreast of this thread.
> > >
> > > I'm glad you're keeping a breast.
> >
> > I have lots of double-breasted suits because two breasts are better
> > than one.
>
> Except on the red breasted grebe.

OK, suit yourself.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

nemo wrote:
> "ah" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Holly wrote:
> > > Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> > >> On 12 Dec 2006 15:42:27 -0800, "Holly" > found
> these
> > >> unused words floating about:
> > >>
> > >> >Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > >> >> Tim Bruening wrote:
> > >> >> > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> > > On 3 Nov 2004 14:50:24 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
> > >> >> > > > wrote:
> > >> >> > >
> > >> >> > > >>>>>>>>>Carly Phelps?
> > >> >> > > >>>>>>>>
> > >> >> > > >>>>>>>>Not unless she weighs more than 880 pounds.
> > >> >> > > >>>>>>>
> > >> >> > > >>>>>>>Alan, where have you been hiding? You haven't posted
> much lately.
> > >> >> > > >>>>>>
> > >> >> > > >>>>>>Living the life that I do have outside Usenet. You should
> look for
> > >> >> > > >>>>>>one, too.
> > >> >> > > >>>>>
> > >> >> > > >>>>>Don't mention your life outside of Usenet! Last time all
> the
> > >> >> > > >>>>>rocking, howling and head-banging almost tipped the bus
> over!
> > >> >> > > >>>>
> > >> >> > > >>>>Yeah. I still have a headache from it.
> > >> >> > > >>>
> > >> >> > > >>>You would have gotten a shiney new toy too if you weren't so
> > >> >> > > >>>preoccupied with the no-no toy.
> > >> >> > > >>
> > >> >> > > >>Un-uh. I've seen your shiny new toys after Doreen gets done
> with
> > >> >> > > >>them.
> > >> >> > > >
> > >> >> > > >Why not? They're even shinier!
> > >> >> > >
> > >> >> > > But the batteries are all used up and they aren't shinier,
> they're
> > >> >> > > wet!
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> > I'm glad to keep abreast of this thread.
> > >> >>
> > >> >> I'm glad you're keeping me abreast of this thread.
> > >> >
> > >> >I'm glad you're keeping a breast.
> > >>
> > >> Navel mind ...
> > >> The widening circles from this post have a nipple effect.
> > >
> > > That saved Chad from hanging.
>
> > Wot?
> > --
>
> Seeing as it's nearly Christmas, are you being holly ah than thou?

I'm wet dreaming of a white X, mas.