Re: Music Puns

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

nemo wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Hugh Brodie wrote:
> > > > wrote in message
> > > ups.com...
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > >> E-flat: Online apartment.
> > > >>
> > > >> C-flat: Another online apartment.
> > > >>
> > > >> B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive.
> > > >>
> > > >> Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.
> > > >>
> > > >> Icon: Another Internet scam artist.
> > > >
> > > > A-flat: Very tyred.
> > > >
> > > > H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation.
> > >
> > > C-sharp: 20/20 vision.
> > >
> > > B-natural: Come as you are.
> >
> > B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because your Bach is worse
> > than your bite.
> >
> I don't Offenbach enough to notice!

It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a bass clarinet, per
chance?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

nemo wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > nemo wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > oups.com...
> > > > Hugh Brodie wrote:
> > > > > > wrote in message
> > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > >> E-flat: Online apartment.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> C-flat: Another online apartment.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Icon: Another Internet scam artist.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A-flat: Very tyred.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation.
> > > > >
> > > > > C-sharp: 20/20 vision.
> > > > >
> > > > > B-natural: Come as you are.
> > > >
> > > > B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because your Bach is worse
> > > > than your bite.
> > > >
> > > I don't Offenbach enough to notice!
> >
> > It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a bass clarinet, per
> > chance?
> >
> On the Contra rary . . .

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[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > nemo wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > oups.com...
> > > > Hugh Brodie wrote:
> > > > > > wrote in message
> > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > >> E-flat: Online apartment.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> C-flat: Another online apartment.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Icon: Another Internet scam artist.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A-flat: Very tyred.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation.
> > > > >
> > > > > C-sharp: 20/20 vision.
> > > > >
> > > > > B-natural: Come as you are.
> > > >
> > > > B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because your Bach is worse
> > > > than your bite.
> > > >
> > > I don't Offenbach enough to notice!
> >
> > It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a bass clarinet, per
> > chance?
>
> How low can you go?

Even been in limbo?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ps.com...
> > wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > ups.com...
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > oups.com...
> > > > > > Hugh Brodie wrote:
> > > > > > > > wrote in message
> > > > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > > >> E-flat: Online apartment.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> C-flat: Another online apartment.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> Icon: Another Internet scam artist.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > A-flat: Very tyred.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > C-sharp: 20/20 vision.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > B-natural: Come as you are.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because your Bach is
> worse
> > > > > > than your bite.
> > > > > >
> > > > > I don't Offenbach enough to notice!
> > > >
> > > > It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a bass clarinet, per
> > > > chance?
> > >
> > > How low can you go?
> >
> > Even been in limbo?
>
> No.

No?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > ps.com...
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > oups.com...
> > > > > > > > Hugh Brodie wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> E-flat: Online apartment.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >> C-flat: Another online apartment.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >> B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >> Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >> Icon: Another Internet scam artist.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > A-flat: Very tyred.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > C-sharp: 20/20 vision.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > B-natural: Come as you are.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because your Bach is
> > > worse
> > > > > > > > than your bite.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I don't Offenbach enough to notice!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a bass clarinet,
> per
> > > > > > chance?
> > > > >
> > > > > How low can you go?
> > > >
> > > > Even been in limbo?
> > >
> > > No.
> >
> > No?
>
> No!

No.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Hey, look everyone! I found Nemo!

nemo wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > ups.com...
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > ps.com...
> > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > > >
> oups.com...
> > > > > > > > > > Hugh Brodie wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > > >
> ups.com...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > >> E-flat: Online apartment.
> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > > > >> C-flat: Another online apartment.
> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > > > >> B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive.
> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > > > >> Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.
> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > > > >> Icon: Another Internet scam artist.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > A-flat: Very tyred.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > C-sharp: 20/20 vision.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > B-natural: Come as you are.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because your
> Bach is
> > > > > worse
> > > > > > > > > > than your bite.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I don't Offenbach enough to notice!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a bass
> clarinet,
> > > per
> > > > > > > > chance?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > How low can you go?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Even been in limbo?
> > > > >
> > > > > No.
> > > >
> > > > No?
> > >
> > > No!
> >
> > No.
> >
> TOO SILLY! STOP THE SKETCH! . . . . . .

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:29:51 -0500, > found these
> unused words floating about:
>
> >"nemo" > wrote in message
> .uk...
> >>
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> > wrote:
> >> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> > > ups.com...
> >> > > > wrote:
> >> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> > > > > ps.com...
> >> > > > > > wrote:
> >> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> > > > > > > ups.com...
> >> > > > > > > > nemo wrote:
> >> > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> message
> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> oups.com...
> >> > > > > > > > > > Hugh Brodie wrote:
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message
> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> >> ups.com...
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >> E-flat: Online apartment.
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >> C-flat: Another online apartment.
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >> B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive.
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >> Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >> Icon: Another Internet scam artist.
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > A-flat: Very tyred.
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation.
> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > C-sharp: 20/20 vision.
> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > B-natural: Come as you are.
> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because your
> >> Bach is
> >> > > > > worse
> >> > > > > > > > > > than your bite.
> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > I don't Offenbach enough to notice!
> >> > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a bass
> >> clarinet,
> >> > > per
> >> > > > > > > > chance?
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > How low can you go?
> >> > > > > >
> >> > > > > > Even been in limbo?
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > No.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > No?
> >> > >
> >> > > No!
> >> >
> >> > No.
> >> >
> >> TOO SILLY! STOP THE SKETCH! . . . . . .
> >
> >No.
> >
> Knock Knock ...

Who dares?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> > > On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:29:51 -0500, > found these
> > > unused words floating about:
> > >
> > > >"nemo" > wrote in message
> > > .uk...
> > > >>
> > > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > >> ups.com...
> > > >> > wrote:
> > > >> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > >> > > ups.com...
> > > >> > > > wrote:
> > > >> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > >> > > > > ps.com...
> > > >> > > > > > wrote:
> > > >> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> message
> > > >> > > > > > >
> ups.com...
> > > >> > > > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >> > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> > > >> message
> > > >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> oups.com...
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > Hugh Brodie wrote:
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > >> ups.com...
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> E-flat: Online apartment.
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> C-flat: Another online apartment.
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive.
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> Icon: Another Internet scam artist.
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > A-flat: Very tyred.
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation.
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > C-sharp: 20/20 vision.
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > B-natural: Come as you are.
> > > >> > > > > > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because
> your
> > > >> Bach is
> > > >> > > > > worse
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > than your bite.
> > > >> > > > > > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > > > > > I don't Offenbach enough to notice!
> > > >> > > > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > > > > It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a
> bass
> > > >> clarinet,
> > > >> > > per
> > > >> > > > > > > > chance?
> > > >> > > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > > > How low can you go?
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > > Even been in limbo?
> > > >> > > > >
> > > >> > > > > No.
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > No?
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > No!
> > > >> >
> > > >> > No.
> > > >> >
> > > >> TOO SILLY! STOP THE SKETCH! . . . . . .
> > > >
> > > >No.
> > > >
> > > Knock Knock ...
> >
> > Who dares?
>
> Who cares?

Who shares?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > ups.com...
> > > > Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> > > > > On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:29:51 -0500, > found
> these
> > > > > unused words floating about:
> > > > >
> > > > > >"nemo" > wrote in message
> > > > > .uk...
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > >> ups.com...
> > > > > >> > wrote:
> > > > > >> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > >> > > ups.com...
> > > > > >> > > > wrote:
> > > > > >> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> message
> > > > > >> > > > >
> ps.com...
> > > > > >> > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > >> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> > > message
> > > > > >> > > > > > >
> > > ups.com...
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> wrote in
> > > > > >> message
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > >> oups.com...
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > Hugh Brodie wrote:
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in
> message
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > >> ups.com...
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> E-flat: Online apartment.
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> C-flat: Another online apartment.
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a
> beehive.
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> Icon: Another Internet scam artist.
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > A-flat: Very tyred.
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > H-flat: Completely lacking any
> preparation.
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > C-sharp: 20/20 vision.
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > B-natural: Come as you are.
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn
> because
> > > your
> > > > > >> Bach is
> > > > > >> > > > > worse
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > than your bite.
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > I don't Offenbach enough to notice!
> > > > > >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a
> > > bass
> > > > > >> clarinet,
> > > > > >> > > per
> > > > > >> > > > > > > > chance?
> > > > > >> > > > > > >
> > > > > >> > > > > > > How low can you go?
> > > > > >> > > > > >
> > > > > >> > > > > > Even been in limbo?
> > > > > >> > > > >
> > > > > >> > > > > No.
> > > > > >> > > >
> > > > > >> > > > No?
> > > > > >> > >
> > > > > >> > > No!
> > > > > >> >
> > > > > >> > No.
> > > > > >> >
> > > > > >> TOO SILLY! STOP THE SKETCH! . . . . . .
> > > > > >
> > > > > >No.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Knock Knock ...
> > > >
> > > > Who dares?
> > >
> > > Who cares?
> >
> > Who shares?
>
> Two mares?

Few bears?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

clarinet.fan wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > ups.com...
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> > > > > > > On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:29:51 -0500, >
> found
> > > these
> > > > > > > unused words floating about:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >"nemo" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > .uk...
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > >> ups.com...
> > > > > > > >> > wrote:
> > > > > > > >> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > >> > >
> ups.com...
> > > > > > > >> > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > >> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> > > message
> > > > > > > >> > > > >
> > > ps.com...
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> wrote in
> > > > > message
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > >
> > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > > wrote in
> > > > > > > >> message
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >> oups.com...
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > Hugh Brodie wrote:
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in
> > > message
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >> ups.com...
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> E-flat: Online apartment.
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> C-flat: Another online apartment.
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a
> > > beehive.
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> Icon: Another Internet scam artist.
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > A-flat: Very tyred.
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > H-flat: Completely lacking any
> > > preparation.
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > C-sharp: 20/20 vision.
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > B-natural: Come as you are.
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn
> > > because
> > > > > your
> > > > > > > >> Bach is
> > > > > > > >> > > > > worse
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > than your bite.
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > I don't Offenbach enough to notice!
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you
> play a
> > > > > bass
> > > > > > > >> clarinet,
> > > > > > > >> > > per
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > chance?
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > How low can you go?
> > > > > > > >> > > > > >
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > Even been in limbo?
> > > > > > > >> > > > >
> > > > > > > >> > > > > No.
> > > > > > > >> > > >
> > > > > > > >> > > > No?
> > > > > > > >> > >
> > > > > > > >> > > No!
> > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > >> > No.
> > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > >> TOO SILLY! STOP THE SKETCH! . . . . . .
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >No.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Knock Knock ...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Who dares?
> > > > >
> > > > > Who cares?
> > > >
> > > > Who shares?
> > >
> > > Two mares?
> >
> > Few bears?
>
> Few beers?

Do pairs?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

clarinet.fan wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > ups.com...
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:29:51 -0500, >
> > > found
> > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > unused words floating about:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >"nemo" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > .uk...
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > > > >>
> ups.com...
> > > > > > > > > >> > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> > > message
> > > > > > > > > >> > >
> > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> wrote in
> > > > > message
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > >
> > > > > ps.com...
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > > wrote in
> > > > > > > message
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >
> > > > > wrote in
> > > > > > > > > >> message
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >>
> oups.com...
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > Hugh Brodie wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
> in
> > > > > message
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >>
> ups.com...
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> E-flat: Online apartment.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> C-flat: Another online apartment.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> B-flat: Under a piano that fell on
> a
> > > > > beehive.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> Icon: Another Internet scam
> artist.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > A-flat: Very tyred.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > H-flat: Completely lacking any
> > > > > preparation.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > C-sharp: 20/20 vision.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > B-natural: Come as you are.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > B-sharp: you should be. Now go into
> Haydn
> > > > > because
> > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > >> Bach is
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > worse
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > than your bite.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > I don't Offenbach enough to notice!
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > It seems you have scaled new heights. Do
> you
> > > play a
> > > > > > > bass
> > > > > > > > > >> clarinet,
> > > > > > > > > >> > > per
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > chance?
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > How low can you go?
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > Even been in limbo?
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > No.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > >
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > No?
> > > > > > > > > >> > >
> > > > > > > > > >> > > No!
> > > > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > > > >> > No.
> > > > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > > > >> TOO SILLY! STOP THE SKETCH! . . . . . .
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >No.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Knock Knock ...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Who dares?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Who cares?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Who shares?
> > > > >
> > > > > Two mares?
> > > >
> > > > Few bears?
> > >
> > > Few beers?
> >
> > Do pairs?
>
> No, pears.

No shares.