One for Montblack

[john smith]

THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A WARMER
HEMISPHERE
Burma Shave

[Jay Honeck]

> THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
> OF PAUL FOR BEER
> LED TO A WARMER
> HEMISPHERE
> Burma Shave

One if by land...

Two if by sea...

Three if (*burp*) by...air?

:-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

[Kingfish]

Jay Honeck wrote:
>
> One if by land...
>
> Two if by sea...
>
> Three if (*burp*) by...air?
>

This would be a perfect segue for that Man Show clip where Jimmy & Adam
are staggering around an airport wearing pilot uniforms... Wish I had
the link

[Jim Burns[_1_]]

That one's a hoot.... I've got my DVR set up to catch all the ManShow
re-runs on Direct channel 354.
Along those lines, heres a link to a Dean Martin clip that features Capt'n
Foster Brooks.... http://pageperso.aol.fr/marcbrecy/deanmartin.html


..... and now.... girls jumping on trampolines.
Jim

[Mortimer Schnerd, RN[_2_]]

Kingfish wrote:
> This would be a perfect segue for that Man Show clip where Jimmy & Adam
> are staggering around an airport wearing pilot uniforms... Wish I had
> the link


We snicker at the idea but I used to have a maintenance chief who would dress up
in a captain's uniform when he went bar hopping. He claimed it was an excellent
chick magnet. Didn't do much for the company image but we were air cargo so I
guess nobody gave a damn.


--
Mortimer Schnerd, RN
mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com

[B A R R Y[_2_]]

Kingfish wrote:

>
> Man Show clip where Jimmy & Adam
> are staggering around an airport wearing pilot uniforms...

One of the funniest bits they ever did!

[RST Engineering]

We had a captain at PSA that used to put a rubber chicken under the
windshield wiper as he was taxiing in to the gate. One day the company
president saw the chicken and told Bogle to knock it off, no more rubber
chickens.

The next day the aircraft rolled in to the gate with a "for sale" sign in
the window.

Jim



"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" <mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com> wrote in message
...

>
> We snicker at the idea but I used to have a maintenance chief who would
> dress up in a captain's uniform when he went bar hopping. He claimed it
> was an excellent chick magnet. Didn't do much for the company image but
> we were air cargo so I guess nobody gave a damn.

[Kingfish]

RST Engineering wrote:
> We had a captain at PSA that used to put a rubber chicken under the
> windshield wiper as he was taxiing in to the gate. One day the company
> president saw the chicken and told Bogle to knock it off, no more rubber
> chickens.
>
> The next day the aircraft rolled in to the gate with a "for sale" sign in
> the window.
>

Another great application for the classic rubber chicken gag... I'd bet
Herb Kelleher from SWA would encourage such behavior - maybe not the
"for sale" sign, as it'd probably start a slew of merger/consolidation
rumors : )