Re: Who was "Music Through the Night" announcer in the 80s?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

7329 7270 Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
7329 7270 the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and
7329 7270 tholed like the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> Clueless in Seattle wrote:
>
> > Back in the 80's we had a commercial-free classical music station out
> > here in Seattle called KUOW (which sadly has long since switched to a
> > nearlly all-talk format).
> >
> > Back in those days I was still young and energetic enough to be able to
> > sit up nearly all night working on projects while listening to the
> > radio. My program of choice was "Music Through the Night" which in the
> > mid to late 80s featured an announcer whose deliverly was so
> > understated that he seemed like a phantasm.
> >
> > I believe the show was produced by Minnesota Public Radio and may have
> > been distributed by American Public Radio or Public Radio International
> > or something like that. I seem to recall noticing that the distributor
> > was not NPR.
> >
> > Does anyone reading this recall that program, and more particularly,
> > the name of the announcer?
>
> Is this the person who would occasionally insert weather forecasts for
> selected portions of the country by saying something like "Prospects
> for the central time zone. Snow. In the northern plains." with a very
> slow delivery (his use of "prospects" was fairly frequent and rather
> distinctive of him)? If so, the name that comes to mind right now is
> Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall impersonating him once to get a
> laugh from a colleague who was all too familiar with his slow delivery.

You always were a bit slow, Dickless. Butt what does that have to do
with ne.weather?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

clarinet.fan wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
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> > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
> > 7329 7270 the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and
> > 7329 7270 tholed like the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> > >
> > > > Back in the 80's we had a commercial-free classical music station out
> > > > here in Seattle called KUOW (which sadly has long since switched to a
> > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> > > >
> > > > Back in those days I was still young and energetic enough to be able
> to
> > > > sit up nearly all night working on projects while listening to the
> > > > radio. My program of choice was "Music Through the Night" which in
> the
> > > > mid to late 80s featured an announcer whose deliverly was so
> > > > understated that he seemed like a phantasm.
> > > >
> > > > I believe the show was produced by Minnesota Public Radio and may have
> > > > been distributed by American Public Radio or Public Radio
> International
> > > > or something like that. I seem to recall noticing that the
> distributor
> > > > was not NPR.
> > > >
> > > > Does anyone reading this recall that program, and more particularly,
> > > > the name of the announcer?
> > >
> > > Is this the person who would occasionally insert weather forecasts for
> > > selected portions of the country by saying something like "Prospects
> > > for the central time zone. Snow. In the northern plains." with a very
> > > slow delivery (his use of "prospects" was fairly frequent and rather
> > > distinctive of him)? If so, the name that comes to mind right now is
> > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall impersonating him once to get a
> > > laugh from a colleague who was all too familiar with his slow delivery.
> >
> > You always were a bit slow, Dickless. Butt what does that have to do
> > with ne.weather?
>
> I keep getting email invitations to join some yahoogroup about weather -
> nw.weather must be infested with spammers as well as trolls.

Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for it trolls for thee.

> Merry Xmas, Bruce.

Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing Day down here.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

clarinet.fan wrote:
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> > clarinet.fan wrote:
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> > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
> > > > 7329 7270 the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and
> > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a commercial-free classical music station
> out
> > > > > > here in Seattle called KUOW (which sadly has long since switched
> to a
> > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Back in those days I was still young and energetic enough to be
> able
> > > to
> > > > > > sit up nearly all night working on projects while listening to the
> > > > > > radio. My program of choice was "Music Through the Night" which
> in
> > > the
> > > > > > mid to late 80s featured an announcer whose deliverly was so
> > > > > > understated that he seemed like a phantasm.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I believe the show was produced by Minnesota Public Radio and may
> have
> > > > > > been distributed by American Public Radio or Public Radio
> > > International
> > > > > > or something like that. I seem to recall noticing that the
> > > distributor
> > > > > > was not NPR.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Does anyone reading this recall that program, and more
> particularly,
> > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> > > > >
> > > > > Is this the person who would occasionally insert weather forecasts
> for
> > > > > selected portions of the country by saying something like "Prospects
> > > > > for the central time zone. Snow. In the northern plains." with a
> very
> > > > > slow delivery (his use of "prospects" was fairly frequent and rather
> > > > > distinctive of him)? If so, the name that comes to mind right now
> is
> > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall impersonating him once to get a
> > > > > laugh from a colleague who was all too familiar with his slow
> delivery.
> > > >
> > > > You always were a bit slow, Dickless. Butt what does that have to do
> > > > with ne.weather?
> > >
> > > I keep getting email invitations to join some yahoogroup about weather -
> > > nw.weather must be infested with spammers as well as trolls.
> >
> > Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for it trolls for thee.
> >
> > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> >
> > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing Day down here.
>
> Here too now. A couple of people gave me money, which I'm going to spend at
> the boxing day sales - I want some new CDs.

Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and bought some shellac 78's so he
could digitise them and take out the pops on his 0S/2.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

clarinet.fan wrote:
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> > clarinet.fan wrote:
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> > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > ps.com...
> > > > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless
> Davie
> > > > > > 7329 7270 the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined
> and
> > > > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> > > > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a commercial-free classical music
> station
> > > out
> > > > > > > > here in Seattle called KUOW (which sadly has long since
> switched
> > > to a
> > > > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Back in those days I was still young and energetic enough to
> be
> > > able
> > > > > to
> > > > > > > > sit up nearly all night working on projects while listening to
> the
> > > > > > > > radio. My program of choice was "Music Through the Night"
> which
> > > in
> > > > > the
> > > > > > > > mid to late 80s featured an announcer whose deliverly was so
> > > > > > > > understated that he seemed like a phantasm.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I believe the show was produced by Minnesota Public Radio and
> may
> > > have
> > > > > > > > been distributed by American Public Radio or Public Radio
> > > > > International
> > > > > > > > or something like that. I seem to recall noticing that the
> > > > > distributor
> > > > > > > > was not NPR.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Does anyone reading this recall that program, and more
> > > particularly,
> > > > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Is this the person who would occasionally insert weather
> forecasts
> > > for
> > > > > > > selected portions of the country by saying something like
> "Prospects
> > > > > > > for the central time zone. Snow. In the northern plains." with
> a
> > > very
> > > > > > > slow delivery (his use of "prospects" was fairly frequent and
> rather
> > > > > > > distinctive of him)? If so, the name that comes to mind right
> now
> > > is
> > > > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall impersonating him once to get
> a
> > > > > > > laugh from a colleague who was all too familiar with his slow
> > > delivery.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You always were a bit slow, Dickless. Butt what does that have to
> do
> > > > > > with ne.weather?
> > > > >
> > > > > I keep getting email invitations to join some yahoogroup about
> weather -
> > > > > nw.weather must be infested with spammers as well as trolls.
> > > >
> > > > Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for it trolls for thee.
> > > >
> > > > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> > > >
> > > > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing Day down here.
> > >
> > > Here too now. A couple of people gave me money, which I'm going to
> spend at
> > > the boxing day sales - I want some new CDs.
> >
> > Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and bought some shellac 78's so he
> > could digitise them and take out the pops on his 0S/2.
>
> LOL!

Why are you laughing? I'm sure Dickless will be completely serious in
this endevour. I even bet that right now he off scouring the four
corners of the Earth looking for 78s. Pop removal isn't just for LPs,
you know.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

clarinet.fan wrote:
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> > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > ups.com...
> > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > oups.com...
> > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > ps.com...
> > > > > > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen,
> Dickless
> > > Davie
> > > > > > > > 7329 7270 the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus
> whined
> > > and
> > > > > > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> > > > > > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a commercial-free classical music
> > > station
> > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > here in Seattle called KUOW (which sadly has long since
> > > switched
> > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Back in those days I was still young and energetic enough
> to
> > > be
> > > > > able
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > sit up nearly all night working on projects while
> listening to
> > > the
> > > > > > > > > > radio. My program of choice was "Music Through the Night"
> > > which
> > > > > in
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > mid to late 80s featured an announcer whose deliverly was
> so
> > > > > > > > > > understated that he seemed like a phantasm.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I believe the show was produced by Minnesota Public Radio
> and
> > > may
> > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > been distributed by American Public Radio or Public Radio
> > > > > > > International
> > > > > > > > > > or something like that. I seem to recall noticing that
> the
> > > > > > > distributor
> > > > > > > > > > was not NPR.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Does anyone reading this recall that program, and more
> > > > > particularly,
> > > > > > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Is this the person who would occasionally insert weather
> > > forecasts
> > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > selected portions of the country by saying something like
> > > "Prospects
> > > > > > > > > for the central time zone. Snow. In the northern plains."
> with
> > > a
> > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > slow delivery (his use of "prospects" was fairly frequent
> and
> > > rather
> > > > > > > > > distinctive of him)? If so, the name that comes to mind
> right
> > > now
> > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall impersonating him once to
> get
> > > a
> > > > > > > > > laugh from a colleague who was all too familiar with his
> slow
> > > > > delivery.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You always were a bit slow, Dickless. Butt what does that have
> to
> > > do
> > > > > > > > with ne.weather?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I keep getting email invitations to join some yahoogroup about
> > > weather -
> > > > > > > nw.weather must be infested with spammers as well as trolls.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for it trolls for thee.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing Day down here.
> > > > >
> > > > > Here too now. A couple of people gave me money, which I'm going to
> > > spend at
> > > > > the boxing day sales - I want some new CDs.
> > > >
> > > > Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and bought some shellac 78's so he
> > > > could digitise them and take out the pops on his 0S/2.
> > >
> > > LOL!
> >
> > Why are you laughing? I'm sure Dickless will be completely serious in
> > this endevour. I even bet that right now he off scouring the four
> > corners of the Earth looking for 78s.
>
> Haven't most of the good 78s been remastered already?

If I ever hear a good Caruso or Melba, I'll let you know.

> > Pop removal isn't just for LPs, you know.
>
> He'd better not try it on his ABBA recordings - there would be nothing left
> ;-)

Damn! That was going to be my next joke!

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

clarinet.fan wrote:
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> > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
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> > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > > > ps.com...
> > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen,
> > > Dickless
> > > > > Davie
> > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus
> > > whined
> > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the antagonistic arsehole that he
> is:
> > > > > > > > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a commercial-free classical
> music
> > > > > station
> > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > here in Seattle called KUOW (which sadly has long
> since
> > > > > switched
> > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Back in those days I was still young and energetic
> enough
> > > to
> > > > > be
> > > > > > > able
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > sit up nearly all night working on projects while
> > > listening to
> > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > radio. My program of choice was "Music Through the
> Night"
> > > > > which
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > mid to late 80s featured an announcer whose deliverly
> was
> > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > understated that he seemed like a phantasm.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I believe the show was produced by Minnesota Public
> Radio
> > > and
> > > > > may
> > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > been distributed by American Public Radio or Public
> Radio
> > > > > > > > > International
> > > > > > > > > > > > or something like that. I seem to recall noticing
> that
> > > the
> > > > > > > > > distributor
> > > > > > > > > > > > was not NPR.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Does anyone reading this recall that program, and more
> > > > > > > particularly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Is this the person who would occasionally insert weather
> > > > > forecasts
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > selected portions of the country by saying something
> like
> > > > > "Prospects
> > > > > > > > > > > for the central time zone. Snow. In the northern
> plains."
> > > with
> > > > > a
> > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > slow delivery (his use of "prospects" was fairly
> frequent
> > > and
> > > > > rather
> > > > > > > > > > > distinctive of him)? If so, the name that comes to mind
> > > right
> > > > > now
> > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall impersonating him
> once to
> > > get
> > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > laugh from a colleague who was all too familiar with his
> > > slow
> > > > > > > delivery.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You always were a bit slow, Dickless. Butt what does that
> have
> > > to
> > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > with ne.weather?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I keep getting email invitations to join some yahoogroup
> about
> > > > > weather -
> > > > > > > > > nw.weather must be infested with spammers as well as trolls.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for it trolls for thee.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing Day down here.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Here too now. A couple of people gave me money, which I'm going
> to
> > > > > spend at
> > > > > > > the boxing day sales - I want some new CDs.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and bought some shellac 78's so he
> > > > > > could digitise them and take out the pops on his 0S/2.
> > > > >
> > > > > LOL!
> > > >
> > > > Why are you laughing? I'm sure Dickless will be completely serious in
> > > > this endevour. I even bet that right now he off scouring the four
> > > > corners of the Earth looking for 78s.
> > >
> > > Haven't most of the good 78s been remastered already?
> >
> > If I ever hear a good Caruso or Melba, I'll let you know.
>
> Thanks, but no thanks. The name is clarinet.fan, not opera.fan.

Do you think you'll find much good, pop-free clarinet music on old 78s?

> > > > Pop removal isn't just for LPs, you know.
> > >
> > > He'd better not try it on his ABBA recordings - there would be nothing
> left
> > > ;-)
> >
> > Damn! That was going to be my next joke!
>
> Sorry.

Next time.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

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> > > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
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> > > > > > > > > > >
> ps.com...
> > > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen,
> > > > > Dickless
> > > > > > > Davie
> > > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 the "irrelevaant"
> Ignoranus
> > > > > whined
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the antagonistic arsehole that
> he
> > > is:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a commercial-free
> classical
> > > music
> > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > here in Seattle called KUOW (which sadly has long
> > > since
> > > > > > > switched
> > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in those days I was still young and energetic
> > > enough
> > > > > to
> > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > able
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sit up nearly all night working on projects while
> > > > > listening to
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > radio. My program of choice was "Music Through
> the
> > > Night"
> > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mid to late 80s featured an announcer whose
> deliverly
> > > was
> > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > understated that he seemed like a phantasm.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe the show was produced by Minnesota
> Public
> > > Radio
> > > > > and
> > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > been distributed by American Public Radio or
> Public
> > > Radio
> > > > > > > > > > > International
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > or something like that. I seem to recall noticing
> > > that
> > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > distributor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was not NPR.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does anyone reading this recall that program, and
> more
> > > > > > > > > particularly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Is this the person who would occasionally insert
> weather
> > > > > > > forecasts
> > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > selected portions of the country by saying something
> > > like
> > > > > > > "Prospects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for the central time zone. Snow. In the northern
> > > plains."
> > > > > with
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > slow delivery (his use of "prospects" was fairly
> > > frequent
> > > > > and
> > > > > > > rather
> > > > > > > > > > > > > distinctive of him)? If so, the name that comes to
> mind
> > > > > right
> > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall impersonating him
> > > once to
> > > > > get
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > laugh from a colleague who was all too familiar with
> his
> > > > > slow
> > > > > > > > > delivery.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > You always were a bit slow, Dickless. Butt what does
> that
> > > have
> > > > > to
> > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > with ne.weather?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I keep getting email invitations to join some yahoogroup
> > > about
> > > > > > > weather -
> > > > > > > > > > > nw.weather must be infested with spammers as well as
> trolls.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for it trolls for thee.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing Day down here.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Here too now. A couple of people gave me money, which I'm
> going
> > > to
> > > > > > > spend at
> > > > > > > > > the boxing day sales - I want some new CDs.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and bought some shellac 78's
> so he
> > > > > > > > could digitise them and take out the pops on his 0S/2.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > LOL!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Why are you laughing? I'm sure Dickless will be completely serious
> in
> > > > > > this endevour. I even bet that right now he off scouring the four
> > > > > > corners of the Earth looking for 78s.
> > > > >
> > > > > Haven't most of the good 78s been remastered already?
> > > >
> > > > If I ever hear a good Caruso or Melba, I'll let you know.
> > >
> > > Thanks, but no thanks. The name is clarinet.fan, not opera.fan.
> >
> > Do you think you'll find much good, pop-free clarinet music on old 78s?
>
> Unlikely, escepially since I'm not even looking there. Most of the best
> clarinet music was written long after the age of 78s.

I don't even have a record player that can play old 78s. I bet Dickless
has an old hand crank one, though. Let's face it, its not like he can
hand crank anything else!

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:33:41 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> > wrote:
>
> >"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> >> clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> > ups.com...
> >> > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> > > > ups.com...
> >> > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> > > > > > ups.com...
> >> > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >message
> >> > > > > > > >
> oups.com...
> >> > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> > message
> >> > > > > > > > > >
> ps.com...
> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen,
> >> > > > Dickless
> >> > > > > > Davie
> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 the "irrelevaant"
> >Ignoranus
> >> > > > whined
> >> > > > > > and
> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the antagonistic arsehole that
> >he
> >> > is:
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a commercial-free
> >classical
> >> > music
> >> > > > > > station
> >> > > > > > > > out
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > here in Seattle called KUOW (which sadly has long
> >> > since
> >> > > > > > switched
> >> > > > > > > > to a
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in those days I was still young and energetic
> >> > enough
> >> > > > to
> >> > > > > > be
> >> > > > > > > > able
> >> > > > > > > > > > to
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > sit up nearly all night working on projects while
> >> > > > listening to
> >> > > > > > the
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > radio. My program of choice was "Music Through
> >the
> >> > Night"
> >> > > > > > which
> >> > > > > > > > in
> >> > > > > > > > > > the
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > mid to late 80s featured an announcer whose
> >deliverly
> >> > was
> >> > > > so
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > understated that he seemed like a phantasm.
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe the show was produced by Minnesota
> >Public
> >> > Radio
> >> > > > and
> >> > > > > > may
> >> > > > > > > > have
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > been distributed by American Public Radio or
> >Public
> >> > Radio
> >> > > > > > > > > > International
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > or something like that. I seem to recall noticing
> >> > that
> >> > > > the
> >> > > > > > > > > > distributor
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > was not NPR.
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Does anyone reading this recall that program, and
> >more
> >> > > > > > > > particularly,
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Is this the person who would occasionally insert
> >weather
> >> > > > > > forecasts
> >> > > > > > > > for
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > selected portions of the country by saying something
> >> > like
> >> > > > > > "Prospects
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > for the central time zone. Snow. In the northern
> >> > plains."
> >> > > > with
> >> > > > > > a
> >> > > > > > > > very
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > slow delivery (his use of "prospects" was fairly
> >> > frequent
> >> > > > and
> >> > > > > > rather
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > distinctive of him)? If so, the name that comes to
> >mind
> >> > > > right
> >> > > > > > now
> >> > > > > > > > is
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall impersonating him
> >> > once to
> >> > > > get
> >> > > > > > a
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > laugh from a colleague who was all too familiar with
> >his
> >> > > > slow
> >> > > > > > > > delivery.
> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > You always were a bit slow, Dickless. Butt what does
> >that
> >> > have
> >> > > > to
> >> > > > > > do
> >> > > > > > > > > > > with ne.weather?
> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > I keep getting email invitations to join some yahoogroup
> >> > about
> >> > > > > > weather -
> >> > > > > > > > > > nw.weather must be infested with spammers as well as
> >trolls.
> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for it trolls for thee.
> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing Day down here.
> >> > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > Here too now. A couple of people gave me money, which I'm
> >going
> >> > to
> >> > > > > > spend at
> >> > > > > > > > the boxing day sales - I want some new CDs.
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and bought some shellac 78's
> >so he
> >> > > > > > > could digitise them and take out the pops on his 0S/2.
> >> > > > > >
> >> > > > > > LOL!
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > Why are you laughing? I'm sure Dickless will be completely serious
> >in
> >> > > > > this endevour. I even bet that right now he off scouring the four
> >> > > > > corners of the Earth looking for 78s.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Haven't most of the good 78s been remastered already?
> >> > >
> >> > > If I ever hear a good Caruso or Melba, I'll let you know.
> >> >
> >> > Thanks, but no thanks. The name is clarinet.fan, not opera.fan.
> >>
> >> Do you think you'll find much good, pop-free clarinet music on old 78s?
> >>
> >
> >Unlikely, escepially since I'm not even looking there. Most of the best
> >clarinet music was written long after the age of 78s.
>
> Doesn't Woody Allen play the clarinet? Or am I thinking of Bill
> K'lintoon?

Maybe Acker Bilk.

> --
> COOSN-266-06-39716
> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
> as designated by Brad Guth
>
> "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
> attribution problems?"
> -- Dr. David Tholen

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

clarinet.fan wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ps.com...
> > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > ups.com...
> > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> > > message
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > oups.com...
> > > > > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote
> in
> > > > > message
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > ps.com...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive kookdancing
> queen,
> > > > > > > Dickless
> > > > > > > > > Davie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 the "irrelevaant"
> > > Ignoranus
> > > > > > > whined
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the antagonistic arsehole
> that
> > > he
> > > > > is:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a commercial-free
> > > classical
> > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here in Seattle called KUOW (which sadly has
> long
> > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > switched
> > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in those days I was still young and
> energetic
> > > > > enough
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > able
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sit up nearly all night working on projects
> while
> > > > > > > listening to
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > radio. My program of choice was "Music
> Through
> > > the
> > > > > Night"
> > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mid to late 80s featured an announcer whose
> > > deliverly
> > > > > was
> > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > understated that he seemed like a phantasm.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe the show was produced by Minnesota
> > > Public
> > > > > Radio
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been distributed by American Public Radio or
> > > Public
> > > > > Radio
> > > > > > > > > > > > > International
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or something like that. I seem to recall
> noticing
> > > > > that
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > distributor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was not NPR.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does anyone reading this recall that program,
> and
> > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > particularly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is this the person who would occasionally insert
> > > weather
> > > > > > > > > forecasts
> > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > selected portions of the country by saying
> something
> > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > "Prospects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for the central time zone. Snow. In the
> northern
> > > > > plains."
> > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slow delivery (his use of "prospects" was fairly
> > > > > frequent
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > rather
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distinctive of him)? If so, the name that comes
> to
> > > mind
> > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall impersonating
> him
> > > > > once to
> > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laugh from a colleague who was all too familiar
> with
> > > his
> > > > > > > slow
> > > > > > > > > > > delivery.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You always were a bit slow, Dickless. Butt what
> does
> > > that
> > > > > have
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with ne.weather?
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I keep getting email invitations to join some
> yahoogroup
> > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > weather -
> > > > > > > > > > > > > nw.weather must be infested with spammers as well as
> > > trolls.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for it trolls for
> thee.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing Day down here.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Here too now. A couple of people gave me money, which
> I'm
> > > going
> > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > spend at
> > > > > > > > > > > the boxing day sales - I want some new CDs.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and bought some shellac
> 78's
> > > so he
> > > > > > > > > > could digitise them and take out the pops on his 0S/2.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > LOL!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Why are you laughing? I'm sure Dickless will be completely
> serious
> > > in
> > > > > > > > this endevour. I even bet that right now he off scouring the
> four
> > > > > > > > corners of the Earth looking for 78s.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Haven't most of the good 78s been remastered already?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If I ever hear a good Caruso or Melba, I'll let you know.
> > > > >
> > > > > Thanks, but no thanks. The name is clarinet.fan, not opera.fan.
> > > >
> > > > Do you think you'll find much good, pop-free clarinet music on old
> 78s?
> > >
> > > Unlikely, escepially since I'm not even looking there. Most of the best
> > > clarinet music was written long after the age of 78s.
> >
> > I don't even have a record player that can play old 78s. I bet Dickless
> > has an old hand crank one, though.
>
> I wouln't have minded one of those when we had the power failure a few years
> ago. It was too quiet!

I can imagine.

> > Let's face it, its not like he can
> > hand crank anything else!
>
> LOL!

Shazam!

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 27 Dec 2006 01:31:39 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:33:41 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> >> clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> > ups.com...
> >> >> > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> > > > ups.com...
> >> >> > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> > > > > > ups.com...
> >> >> > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >message
> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> oups.com...
> >> >> > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> > message
> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> ps.com...
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen,
> >> >> > > > Dickless
> >> >> > > > > > Davie
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 the "irrelevaant"
> >> >Ignoranus
> >> >> > > > whined
> >> >> > > > > > and
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the antagonistic arsehole that
> >> >he
> >> >> > is:
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a commercial-free
> >> >classical
> >> >> > music
> >> >> > > > > > station
> >> >> > > > > > > > out
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > here in Seattle called KUOW (which sadly has long
> >> >> > since
> >> >> > > > > > switched
> >> >> > > > > > > > to a
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in those days I was still young and energetic
> >> >> > enough
> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> > > > > > be
> >> >> > > > > > > > able
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > to
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > sit up nearly all night working on projects while
> >> >> > > > listening to
> >> >> > > > > > the
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > radio. My program of choice was "Music Through
> >> >the
> >> >> > Night"
> >> >> > > > > > which
> >> >> > > > > > > > in
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > the
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > mid to late 80s featured an announcer whose
> >> >deliverly
> >> >> > was
> >> >> > > > so
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > understated that he seemed like a phantasm.
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe the show was produced by Minnesota
> >> >Public
> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> > > > > > may
> >> >> > > > > > > > have
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > been distributed by American Public Radio or
> >> >Public
> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > International
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > or something like that. I seem to recall noticing
> >> >> > that
> >> >> > > > the
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > distributor
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > was not NPR.
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Does anyone reading this recall that program, and
> >> >more
> >> >> > > > > > > > particularly,
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Is this the person who would occasionally insert
> >> >weather
> >> >> > > > > > forecasts
> >> >> > > > > > > > for
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > selected portions of the country by saying something
> >> >> > like
> >> >> > > > > > "Prospects
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > for the central time zone. Snow. In the northern
> >> >> > plains."
> >> >> > > > with
> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> > > > > > > > very
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > slow delivery (his use of "prospects" was fairly
> >> >> > frequent
> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> > > > > > rather
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > distinctive of him)? If so, the name that comes to
> >> >mind
> >> >> > > > right
> >> >> > > > > > now
> >> >> > > > > > > > is
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall impersonating him
> >> >> > once to
> >> >> > > > get
> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > laugh from a colleague who was all too familiar with
> >> >his
> >> >> > > > slow
> >> >> > > > > > > > delivery.
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > You always were a bit slow, Dickless. Butt what does
> >> >that
> >> >> > have
> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> > > > > > do
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > with ne.weather?
> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > I keep getting email invitations to join some yahoogroup
> >> >> > about
> >> >> > > > > > weather -
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > nw.weather must be infested with spammers as well as
> >> >trolls.
> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> > > > > > > > > Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for it trolls for thee.
> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> > > > > > > > > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing Day down here.
> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> > > > > > > > Here too now. A couple of people gave me money, which I'm
> >> >going
> >> >> > to
> >> >> > > > > > spend at
> >> >> > > > > > > > the boxing day sales - I want some new CDs.
> >> >> > > > > > >
> >> >> > > > > > > Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and bought some shellac 78's
> >> >so he
> >> >> > > > > > > could digitise them and take out the pops on his 0S/2.
> >> >> > > > > >
> >> >> > > > > > LOL!
> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> > > > > Why are you laughing? I'm sure Dickless will be completely serious
> >> >in
> >> >> > > > > this endevour. I even bet that right now he off scouring the four
> >> >> > > > > corners of the Earth looking for 78s.
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > > Haven't most of the good 78s been remastered already?
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > If I ever hear a good Caruso or Melba, I'll let you know.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Thanks, but no thanks. The name is clarinet.fan, not opera.fan.
> >> >>
> >> >> Do you think you'll find much good, pop-free clarinet music on old 78s?
> >> >
> >> >Unlikely, escepially since I'm not even looking there. Most of the best
> >> >clarinet music was written long after the age of 78s.
> >>
> >> Doesn't Woody Allen play the clarinet? Or am I thinking of Bill
> >> K'lintoon?
> >
> >Maybe Acker Bilk.
>
> Acker Bilk and his Merry Ilk, Bruce?

Do mine eyes deceive me or did I just see an elk?

> --
> COOSN-266-06-39716
> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
> as designated by Brad Guth
>
> "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
> attribution problems?"
> -- Dr. David Tholen

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 00:05:59 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> > wrote:
>
> >"Art Deco" > wrote in message
> ...
> >> On Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:47:56 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >"Art Deco" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >> >> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:33:41 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> > ups.com...
> >> >> >> > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> > > > ups.com...
> >> >> >> > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >message
> >> >> >> > > > > >
> ups.com...
> >> >> >> > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >message
> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote
> >in
> >> >> >> > message
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> ps.com...
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive kookdancing
> >> >queen,
> >> >> >> > > > Dickless
> >> >> >> > > > > > Davie
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 the "irrelevaant"
> >> >> >Ignoranus
> >> >> >> > > > whined
> >> >> >> > > > > > and
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the antagonistic arsehole
> >> >that
> >> >> >he
> >> >> >> > is:
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a commercial-free
> >> >> >classical
> >> >> >> > music
> >> >> >> > > > > > station
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > out
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > here in Seattle called KUOW (which sadly has
> >> >long
> >> >> >> > since
> >> >> >> > > > > > switched
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > to a
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in those days I was still young and
> >> >energetic
> >> >> >> > enough
> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> > > > > > be
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > able
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > to
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > sit up nearly all night working on projects
> >> >while
> >> >> >> > > > listening to
> >> >> >> > > > > > the
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > radio. My program of choice was "Music
> >Through
> >> >> >the
> >> >> >> > Night"
> >> >> >> > > > > > which
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > in
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > the
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > mid to late 80s featured an announcer whose
> >> >> >deliverly
> >> >> >> > was
> >> >> >> > > > so
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > understated that he seemed like a phantasm.
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe the show was produced by Minnesota
> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> > > > > > may
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > have
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > been distributed by American Public Radio or
> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > International
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > or something like that. I seem to recall
> >> >noticing
> >> >> >> > that
> >> >> >> > > > the
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > distributor
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > was not NPR.
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Does anyone reading this recall that
> >program,
> >> >and
> >> >> >more
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > particularly,
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Is this the person who would occasionally
> >insert
> >> >> >weather
> >> >> >> > > > > > forecasts
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > for
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > selected portions of the country by saying
> >> >something
> >> >> >> > like
> >> >> >> > > > > > "Prospects
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > for the central time zone. Snow. In the
> >> >northern
> >> >> >> > plains."
> >> >> >> > > > with
> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > very
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > slow delivery (his use of "prospects" was
> >fairly
> >> >> >> > frequent
> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> > > > > > rather
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > distinctive of him)? If so, the name that
> >comes
> >> >to
> >> >> >mind
> >> >> >> > > > right
> >> >> >> > > > > > now
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > is
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall
> >impersonating
> >> >him
> >> >> >> > once to
> >> >> >> > > > get
> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > laugh from a colleague who was all too
> >familiar
> >> >with
> >> >> >his
> >> >> >> > > > slow
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > delivery.
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > You always were a bit slow, Dickless. Butt what
> >> >does
> >> >> >that
> >> >> >> > have
> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> > > > > > do
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > with ne.weather?
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > I keep getting email invitations to join some
> >> >yahoogroup
> >> >> >> > about
> >> >> >> > > > > > weather -
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > nw.weather must be infested with spammers as well
> >as
> >> >> >trolls.
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for it trolls for
> >> >thee.
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing Day down
> >here.
> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > Here too now. A couple of people gave me money, which
> >> >I'm
> >> >> >going
> >> >> >> > to
> >> >> >> > > > > > spend at
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > the boxing day sales - I want some new CDs.
> >> >> >> > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and bought some shellac
> >> >78's
> >> >> >so he
> >> >> >> > > > > > > could digitise them and take out the pops on his 0S/2.
> >> >> >> > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > LOL!
> >> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > Why are you laughing? I'm sure Dickless will be completely
> >> >serious
> >> >> >in
> >> >> >> > > > > this endevour. I even bet that right now he off scouring the
> >> >four
> >> >> >> > > > > corners of the Earth looking for 78s.
> >> >> >> > > >
> >> >> >> > > > Haven't most of the good 78s been remastered already?
> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> > > If I ever hear a good Caruso or Melba, I'll let you know.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Thanks, but no thanks. The name is clarinet.fan, not opera.fan.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Do you think you'll find much good, pop-free clarinet music on old
> >78s?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Unlikely, escepially since I'm not even looking there. Most of the
> >best
> >> >> >clarinet music was written long after the age of 78s.
> >> >>
> >> >> Doesn't Woody Allen play the clarinet? Or am I thinking of Bill
> >> >> K'lintoon?
> >> >
> >> >Allen is the clarinettist.
> >>
> >> So what was it K'lintoon played? Was it a sexophone?
> >
> >LOL! That sounds about right.
>
> And the winner of today's cigar is.....clarinet fan!

Whatever you do, just don't smoke it! - Yul Bryner.

> --
> COOSN-266-06-39716
> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
> as designated by Brad Guth
>
> "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
> attribution problems?"
> -- Dr. David Tholen

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

clarinet.fan wrote:
> "Art Deco" > wrote in message
> ...
> > On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 00:05:59 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> > > wrote:
> >
> > >"Art Deco" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > >> On Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:47:56 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> > >> > wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >"Art Deco" > wrote in message
> > >> ...
> > >> >> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:33:41 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> > >> >> > wrote:
> > >> >>
> > >> >> >"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > >> >> ups.com...
> > >> >> >> clarinet.fan wrote:
> > >> >> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > >> >> >> > ups.com...
> > >> >> >> > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > >> >> >> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> message
> > >> >> >> > > >
> ups.com...
> > >> >> >> > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > >> >> >> > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> > >message
> > >> >> >> > > > > >
> > ups.com...
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote
> in
> > >> >> >message
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> > >> >> oups.com...
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> wrote
> > >in
> > >> >> >> > message
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> ps.com...
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive
> kookdancing
> > >> >queen,
> > >> >> >> > > > Dickless
> > >> >> >> > > > > > Davie
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 the
> "irrelevaant"
> > >> >> >Ignoranus
> > >> >> >> > > > whined
> > >> >> >> > > > > > and
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the antagonistic
> arsehole
> > >> >that
> > >> >> >he
> > >> >> >> > is:
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a commercial-free
> > >> >> >classical
> > >> >> >> > music
> > >> >> >> > > > > > station
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > out
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > here in Seattle called KUOW (which sadly
> has
> > >> >long
> > >> >> >> > since
> > >> >> >> > > > > > switched
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > to a
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in those days I was still young and
> > >> >energetic
> > >> >> >> > enough
> > >> >> >> > > > to
> > >> >> >> > > > > > be
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > able
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > to
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > sit up nearly all night working on
> projects
> > >> >while
> > >> >> >> > > > listening to
> > >> >> >> > > > > > the
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > radio. My program of choice was "Music
> > >Through
> > >> >> >the
> > >> >> >> > Night"
> > >> >> >> > > > > > which
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > in
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > the
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > mid to late 80s featured an announcer
> whose
> > >> >> >deliverly
> > >> >> >> > was
> > >> >> >> > > > so
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > understated that he seemed like a
> phantasm.
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe the show was produced by
> Minnesota
> > >> >> >Public
> > >> >> >> > Radio
> > >> >> >> > > > and
> > >> >> >> > > > > > may
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > have
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > been distributed by American Public Radio
> or
> > >> >> >Public
> > >> >> >> > Radio
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > International
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > or something like that. I seem to recall
> > >> >noticing
> > >> >> >> > that
> > >> >> >> > > > the
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > distributor
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > was not NPR.
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Does anyone reading this recall that
> > >program,
> > >> >and
> > >> >> >more
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > particularly,
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Is this the person who would occasionally
> > >insert
> > >> >> >weather
> > >> >> >> > > > > > forecasts
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > for
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > selected portions of the country by saying
> > >> >something
> > >> >> >> > like
> > >> >> >> > > > > > "Prospects
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > for the central time zone. Snow. In the
> > >> >northern
> > >> >> >> > plains."
> > >> >> >> > > > with
> > >> >> >> > > > > > a
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > very
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > slow delivery (his use of "prospects" was
> > >fairly
> > >> >> >> > frequent
> > >> >> >> > > > and
> > >> >> >> > > > > > rather
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > distinctive of him)? If so, the name that
> > >comes
> > >> >to
> > >> >> >mind
> > >> >> >> > > > right
> > >> >> >> > > > > > now
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > is
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall
> > >impersonating
> > >> >him
> > >> >> >> > once to
> > >> >> >> > > > get
> > >> >> >> > > > > > a
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > laugh from a colleague who was all too
> > >familiar
> > >> >with
> > >> >> >his
> > >> >> >> > > > slow
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > delivery.
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > You always were a bit slow, Dickless. Butt
> what
> > >> >does
> > >> >> >that
> > >> >> >> > have
> > >> >> >> > > > to
> > >> >> >> > > > > > do
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > with ne.weather?
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > I keep getting email invitations to join some
> > >> >yahoogroup
> > >> >> >> > about
> > >> >> >> > > > > > weather -
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > nw.weather must be infested with spammers as
> well
> > >as
> > >> >> >trolls.
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for it trolls
> for
> > >> >thee.
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing Day down
> > >here.
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > Here too now. A couple of people gave me money,
> which
> > >> >I'm
> > >> >> >going
> > >> >> >> > to
> > >> >> >> > > > > > spend at
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > the boxing day sales - I want some new CDs.
> > >> >> >> > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and bought some
> shellac
> > >> >78's
> > >> >> >so he
> > >> >> >> > > > > > > could digitise them and take out the pops on his
> 0S/2.
> > >> >> >> > > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > > LOL!
> > >> >> >> > > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > > Why are you laughing? I'm sure Dickless will be
> completely
> > >> >serious
> > >> >> >in
> > >> >> >> > > > > this endevour. I even bet that right now he off scouring
> the
> > >> >four
> > >> >> >> > > > > corners of the Earth looking for 78s.
> > >> >> >> > > >
> > >> >> >> > > > Haven't most of the good 78s been remastered already?
> > >> >> >> > >
> > >> >> >> > > If I ever hear a good Caruso or Melba, I'll let you know.
> > >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> > Thanks, but no thanks. The name is clarinet.fan, not
> opera.fan.
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> Do you think you'll find much good, pop-free clarinet music on
> old
> > >78s?
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> >Unlikely, escepially since I'm not even looking there. Most of the
> > >best
> > >> >> >clarinet music was written long after the age of 78s.
> > >> >>
> > >> >> Doesn't Woody Allen play the clarinet? Or am I thinking of Bill
> > >> >> K'lintoon?
> > >> >>
> > >> >
> > >> >Allen is the clarinettist.
> > >>
> > >> So what was it K'lintoon played? Was it a sexophone?
> > >>
> > >
> > >LOL! That sounds about right.
> >
> > And the winner of today's cigar is.....clarinet fan!
>
> http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap031123.html

Looks like someone is blowing smoke up someone's arse.

> http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap060115.html

Ole!

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 28 Dec 2006 00:38:33 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On 27 Dec 2006 01:31:39 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:33:41 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> > ups.com...
> >> >> >> > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> > > > ups.com...
> >> >> >> > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> > > > > > ups.com...
> >> >> >> > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >message
> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> > message
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> ps.com...
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen,
> >> >> >> > > > Dickless
> >> >> >> > > > > > Davie
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 the "irrelevaant"
> >> >> >Ignoranus
> >> >> >> > > > whined
> >> >> >> > > > > > and
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the antagonistic arsehole that
> >> >> >he
> >> >> >> > is:
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a commercial-free
> >> >> >classical
> >> >> >> > music
> >> >> >> > > > > > station
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > out
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > here in Seattle called KUOW (which sadly has long
> >> >> >> > since
> >> >> >> > > > > > switched
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > to a
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in those days I was still young and energetic
> >> >> >> > enough
> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> > > > > > be
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > able
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > to
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > sit up nearly all night working on projects while
> >> >> >> > > > listening to
> >> >> >> > > > > > the
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > radio. My program of choice was "Music Through
> >> >> >the
> >> >> >> > Night"
> >> >> >> > > > > > which
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > in
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > the
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > mid to late 80s featured an announcer whose
> >> >> >deliverly
> >> >> >> > was
> >> >> >> > > > so
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > understated that he seemed like a phantasm.
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe the show was produced by Minnesota
> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> > > > > > may
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > have
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > been distributed by American Public Radio or
> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > International
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > or something like that. I seem to recall noticing
> >> >> >> > that
> >> >> >> > > > the
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > distributor
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > was not NPR.
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Does anyone reading this recall that program, and
> >> >> >more
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > particularly,
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Is this the person who would occasionally insert
> >> >> >weather
> >> >> >> > > > > > forecasts
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > for
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > selected portions of the country by saying something
> >> >> >> > like
> >> >> >> > > > > > "Prospects
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > for the central time zone. Snow. In the northern
> >> >> >> > plains."
> >> >> >> > > > with
> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > very
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > slow delivery (his use of "prospects" was fairly
> >> >> >> > frequent
> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> > > > > > rather
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > distinctive of him)? If so, the name that comes to
> >> >> >mind
> >> >> >> > > > right
> >> >> >> > > > > > now
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > is
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall impersonating him
> >> >> >> > once to
> >> >> >> > > > get
> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > laugh from a colleague who was all too familiar with
> >> >> >his
> >> >> >> > > > slow
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > delivery.
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > You always were a bit slow, Dickless. Butt what does
> >> >> >that
> >> >> >> > have
> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> > > > > > do
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > with ne.weather?
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > I keep getting email invitations to join some yahoogroup
> >> >> >> > about
> >> >> >> > > > > > weather -
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > nw.weather must be infested with spammers as well as
> >> >> >trolls.
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for it trolls for thee.
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing Day down here.
> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > Here too now. A couple of people gave me money, which I'm
> >> >> >going
> >> >> >> > to
> >> >> >> > > > > > spend at
> >> >> >> > > > > > > > the boxing day sales - I want some new CDs.
> >> >> >> > > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > > Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and bought some shellac 78's
> >> >> >so he
> >> >> >> > > > > > > could digitise them and take out the pops on his 0S/2.
> >> >> >> > > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > > LOL!
> >> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> >> > > > > Why are you laughing? I'm sure Dickless will be completely serious
> >> >> >in
> >> >> >> > > > > this endevour. I even bet that right now he off scouring the four
> >> >> >> > > > > corners of the Earth looking for 78s.
> >> >> >> > > >
> >> >> >> > > > Haven't most of the good 78s been remastered already?
> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> > > If I ever hear a good Caruso or Melba, I'll let you know.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Thanks, but no thanks. The name is clarinet.fan, not opera.fan.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Do you think you'll find much good, pop-free clarinet music on old 78s?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Unlikely, escepially since I'm not even looking there. Most of the best
> >> >> >clarinet music was written long after the age of 78s.
> >> >>
> >> >> Doesn't Woody Allen play the clarinet? Or am I thinking of Bill
> >> >> K'lintoon?
> >> >
> >> >Maybe Acker Bilk.
> >>
> >> Acker Bilk and his Merry Ilk, Bruce?
> >
> >Do mine eyes deceive me or did I just see an elk?
>
> Deer oh deer, Bruce.

Don't buck the system, Carl.

> --
> COOSN-266-06-39716
> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
> as designated by Brad Guth
>
> "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
> attribution problems?"
> -- Dr. David Tholen

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 28 Dec 2006 00:40:35 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 00:05:59 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >"Art Deco" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >> >> On Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:47:56 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >"Art Deco" > wrote in message
> >> >> ...
> >> >> >> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:33:41 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> > ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> > > > ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >message
> >> >> >> >> > > > > >
> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >message
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote
> >> >in
> >> >> >> >> > message
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> ps.com...
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive kookdancing
> >> >> >queen,
> >> >> >> >> > > > Dickless
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > Davie
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 the "irrelevaant"
> >> >> >> >Ignoranus
> >> >> >> >> > > > whined
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > and
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the antagonistic arsehole
> >> >> >that
> >> >> >> >he
> >> >> >> >> > is:
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a commercial-free
> >> >> >> >classical
> >> >> >> >> > music
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > station
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > out
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > here in Seattle called KUOW (which sadly has
> >> >> >long
> >> >> >> >> > since
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > switched
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > to a
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in those days I was still young and
> >> >> >energetic
> >> >> >> >> > enough
> >> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > be
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > able
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > to
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > sit up nearly all night working on projects
> >> >> >while
> >> >> >> >> > > > listening to
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > the
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > radio. My program of choice was "Music
> >> >Through
> >> >> >> >the
> >> >> >> >> > Night"
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > which
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > in
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > the
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > mid to late 80s featured an announcer whose
> >> >> >> >deliverly
> >> >> >> >> > was
> >> >> >> >> > > > so
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > understated that he seemed like a phantasm.
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe the show was produced by Minnesota
> >> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > may
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > have
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > been distributed by American Public Radio or
> >> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > International
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > or something like that. I seem to recall
> >> >> >noticing
> >> >> >> >> > that
> >> >> >> >> > > > the
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > distributor
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > was not NPR.
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Does anyone reading this recall that
> >> >program,
> >> >> >and
> >> >> >> >more
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > particularly,
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Is this the person who would occasionally
> >> >insert
> >> >> >> >weather
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > forecasts
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > for
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > selected portions of the country by saying
> >> >> >something
> >> >> >> >> > like
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > "Prospects
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > for the central time zone. Snow. In the
> >> >> >northern
> >> >> >> >> > plains."
> >> >> >> >> > > > with
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > very
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > slow delivery (his use of "prospects" was
> >> >fairly
> >> >> >> >> > frequent
> >> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > rather
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > distinctive of him)? If so, the name that
> >> >comes
> >> >> >to
> >> >> >> >mind
> >> >> >> >> > > > right
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > now
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > is
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall
> >> >impersonating
> >> >> >him
> >> >> >> >> > once to
> >> >> >> >> > > > get
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > laugh from a colleague who was all too
> >> >familiar
> >> >> >with
> >> >> >> >his
> >> >> >> >> > > > slow
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > delivery.
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > You always were a bit slow, Dickless. Butt what
> >> >> >does
> >> >> >> >that
> >> >> >> >> > have
> >> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > do
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > with ne.weather?
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > I keep getting email invitations to join some
> >> >> >yahoogroup
> >> >> >> >> > about
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > weather -
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > nw.weather must be infested with spammers as well
> >> >as
> >> >> >> >trolls.
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for it trolls for
> >> >> >thee.
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing Day down
> >> >here.
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > Here too now. A couple of people gave me money, which
> >> >> >I'm
> >> >> >> >going
> >> >> >> >> > to
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > spend at
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > the boxing day sales - I want some new CDs.
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and bought some shellac
> >> >> >78's
> >> >> >> >so he
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > could digitise them and take out the pops on his 0S/2.
> >> >> >> >> > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > LOL!
> >> >> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > Why are you laughing? I'm sure Dickless will be completely
> >> >> >serious
> >> >> >> >in
> >> >> >> >> > > > > this endevour. I even bet that right now he off scouring the
> >> >> >four
> >> >> >> >> > > > > corners of the Earth looking for 78s.
> >> >> >> >> > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > Haven't most of the good 78s been remastered already?
> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> > > If I ever hear a good Caruso or Melba, I'll let you know.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Thanks, but no thanks. The name is clarinet.fan, not opera.fan.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Do you think you'll find much good, pop-free clarinet music on old
> >> >78s?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Unlikely, escepially since I'm not even looking there. Most of the
> >> >best
> >> >> >> >clarinet music was written long after the age of 78s.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Doesn't Woody Allen play the clarinet? Or am I thinking of Bill
> >> >> >> K'lintoon?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Allen is the clarinettist.
> >> >>
> >> >> So what was it K'lintoon played? Was it a sexophone?
> >> >
> >> >LOL! That sounds about right.
> >>
> >> And the winner of today's cigar is.....clarinet fan!
> >
> >Whatever you do, just don't smoke it! - Yul Bryner.
>
> The President and I, Bruce?

Looks like we've got ourselves another winner. Give the man a cigar.

> --
> COOSN-266-06-39716
> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
> as designated by Brad Guth
>
> "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
> attribution problems?"
> -- Dr. David Tholen

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 29 Dec 2006 18:02:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On 28 Dec 2006 00:40:35 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 00:05:59 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >"Art Deco" > wrote in message
> >> >> ...
> >> >> >> On Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:47:56 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >"Art Deco" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ...
> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:33:41 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> > ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >message
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > >
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >message
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote
> >> >> >in
> >> >> >> >> >> > message
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> ps.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive kookdancing
> >> >> >> >queen,
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > Dickless
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > Davie
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 the "irrelevaant"
> >> >> >> >> >Ignoranus
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > whined
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the antagonistic arsehole
> >> >> >> >that
> >> >> >> >> >he
> >> >> >> >> >> > is:
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a commercial-free
> >> >> >> >> >classical
> >> >> >> >> >> > music
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > station
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > out
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > here in Seattle called KUOW (which sadly has
> >> >> >> >long
> >> >> >> >> >> > since
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > switched
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > to a
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in those days I was still young and
> >> >> >> >energetic
> >> >> >> >> >> > enough
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > be
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > able
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > sit up nearly all night working on projects
> >> >> >> >while
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > listening to
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > radio. My program of choice was "Music
> >> >> >Through
> >> >> >> >> >the
> >> >> >> >> >> > Night"
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > which
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > in
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > mid to late 80s featured an announcer whose
> >> >> >> >> >deliverly
> >> >> >> >> >> > was
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > so
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > understated that he seemed like a phantasm.
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe the show was produced by Minnesota
> >> >> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > may
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > have
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > been distributed by American Public Radio or
> >> >> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > International
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > or something like that. I seem to recall
> >> >> >> >noticing
> >> >> >> >> >> > that
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > distributor
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > was not NPR.
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Does anyone reading this recall that
> >> >> >program,
> >> >> >> >and
> >> >> >> >> >more
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > particularly,
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Is this the person who would occasionally
> >> >> >insert
> >> >> >> >> >weather
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > forecasts
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > for
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > selected portions of the country by saying
> >> >> >> >something
> >> >> >> >> >> > like
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > "Prospects
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > for the central time zone. Snow. In the
> >> >> >> >northern
> >> >> >> >> >> > plains."
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > with
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > very
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > slow delivery (his use of "prospects" was
> >> >> >fairly
> >> >> >> >> >> > frequent
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > rather
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > distinctive of him)? If so, the name that
> >> >> >comes
> >> >> >> >to
> >> >> >> >> >mind
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > right
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > now
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > is
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall
> >> >> >impersonating
> >> >> >> >him
> >> >> >> >> >> > once to
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > get
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > laugh from a colleague who was all too
> >> >> >familiar
> >> >> >> >with
> >> >> >> >> >his
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > slow
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > delivery.
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > You always were a bit slow, Dickless. Butt what
> >> >> >> >does
> >> >> >> >> >that
> >> >> >> >> >> > have
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > do
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > with ne.weather?
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > I keep getting email invitations to join some
> >> >> >> >yahoogroup
> >> >> >> >> >> > about
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > weather -
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > nw.weather must be infested with spammers as well
> >> >> >as
> >> >> >> >> >trolls.
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for it trolls for
> >> >> >> >thee.
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing Day down
> >> >> >here.
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > Here too now. A couple of people gave me money, which
> >> >> >> >I'm
> >> >> >> >> >going
> >> >> >> >> >> > to
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > spend at
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > the boxing day sales - I want some new CDs.
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and bought some shellac
> >> >> >> >78's
> >> >> >> >> >so he
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > could digitise them and take out the pops on his 0S/2.
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > LOL!
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > Why are you laughing? I'm sure Dickless will be completely
> >> >> >> >serious
> >> >> >> >> >in
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > this endevour. I even bet that right now he off scouring the
> >> >> >> >four
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > corners of the Earth looking for 78s.
> >> >> >> >> >> > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > Haven't most of the good 78s been remastered already?
> >> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > If I ever hear a good Caruso or Melba, I'll let you know.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > Thanks, but no thanks. The name is clarinet.fan, not opera.fan.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Do you think you'll find much good, pop-free clarinet music on old
> >> >> >78s?
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >Unlikely, escepially since I'm not even looking there. Most of the
> >> >> >best
> >> >> >> >> >clarinet music was written long after the age of 78s.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Doesn't Woody Allen play the clarinet? Or am I thinking of Bill
> >> >> >> >> K'lintoon?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Allen is the clarinettist.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> So what was it K'lintoon played? Was it a sexophone?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >LOL! That sounds about right.
> >> >>
> >> >> And the winner of today's cigar is.....clarinet fan!
> >> >
> >> >Whatever you do, just don't smoke it! - Yul Bryner.
> >>
> >> The President and I, Bruce?
> >
> >Looks like we've got ourselves another winner. Give the man a cigar.
>
> Has he bent over, Bruce?

More like doubled up in pain, Carl.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 29 Dec 2006 18:01:07 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On 28 Dec 2006 00:38:33 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> On 27 Dec 2006 01:31:39 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:33:41 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> > ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> > > > ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >message
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> > message
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> ps.com...
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen,
> >> >> >> >> > > > Dickless
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > Davie
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 the "irrelevaant"
> >> >> >> >Ignoranus
> >> >> >> >> > > > whined
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > and
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the antagonistic arsehole that
> >> >> >> >he
> >> >> >> >> > is:
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a commercial-free
> >> >> >> >classical
> >> >> >> >> > music
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > station
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > out
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > here in Seattle called KUOW (which sadly has long
> >> >> >> >> > since
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > switched
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > to a
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in those days I was still young and energetic
> >> >> >> >> > enough
> >> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > be
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > able
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > to
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > sit up nearly all night working on projects while
> >> >> >> >> > > > listening to
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > the
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > radio. My program of choice was "Music Through
> >> >> >> >the
> >> >> >> >> > Night"
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > which
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > in
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > the
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > mid to late 80s featured an announcer whose
> >> >> >> >deliverly
> >> >> >> >> > was
> >> >> >> >> > > > so
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > understated that he seemed like a phantasm.
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe the show was produced by Minnesota
> >> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > may
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > have
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > been distributed by American Public Radio or
> >> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > International
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > or something like that. I seem to recall noticing
> >> >> >> >> > that
> >> >> >> >> > > > the
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > distributor
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > was not NPR.
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Does anyone reading this recall that program, and
> >> >> >> >more
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > particularly,
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Is this the person who would occasionally insert
> >> >> >> >weather
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > forecasts
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > for
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > selected portions of the country by saying something
> >> >> >> >> > like
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > "Prospects
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > for the central time zone. Snow. In the northern
> >> >> >> >> > plains."
> >> >> >> >> > > > with
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > very
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > slow delivery (his use of "prospects" was fairly
> >> >> >> >> > frequent
> >> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > rather
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > distinctive of him)? If so, the name that comes to
> >> >> >> >mind
> >> >> >> >> > > > right
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > now
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > is
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall impersonating him
> >> >> >> >> > once to
> >> >> >> >> > > > get
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > laugh from a colleague who was all too familiar with
> >> >> >> >his
> >> >> >> >> > > > slow
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > delivery.
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > You always were a bit slow, Dickless. Butt what does
> >> >> >> >that
> >> >> >> >> > have
> >> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > do
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > with ne.weather?
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > I keep getting email invitations to join some yahoogroup
> >> >> >> >> > about
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > weather -
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > nw.weather must be infested with spammers as well as
> >> >> >> >trolls.
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for it trolls for thee.
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing Day down here.
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > Here too now. A couple of people gave me money, which I'm
> >> >> >> >going
> >> >> >> >> > to
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > spend at
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > the boxing day sales - I want some new CDs.
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and bought some shellac 78's
> >> >> >> >so he
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > could digitise them and take out the pops on his 0S/2.
> >> >> >> >> > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > > LOL!
> >> >> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > > Why are you laughing? I'm sure Dickless will be completely serious
> >> >> >> >in
> >> >> >> >> > > > > this endevour. I even bet that right now he off scouring the four
> >> >> >> >> > > > > corners of the Earth looking for 78s.
> >> >> >> >> > > >
> >> >> >> >> > > > Haven't most of the good 78s been remastered already?
> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> > > If I ever hear a good Caruso or Melba, I'll let you know.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Thanks, but no thanks. The name is clarinet.fan, not opera.fan.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Do you think you'll find much good, pop-free clarinet music on old 78s?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Unlikely, escepially since I'm not even looking there. Most of the best
> >> >> >> >clarinet music was written long after the age of 78s.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Doesn't Woody Allen play the clarinet? Or am I thinking of Bill
> >> >> >> K'lintoon?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Maybe Acker Bilk.
> >> >>
> >> >> Acker Bilk and his Merry Ilk, Bruce?
> >> >
> >> >Do mine eyes deceive me or did I just see an elk?
> >>
> >> Deer oh deer, Bruce.
> >
> >Don't buck the system, Carl.
>
> I try to steer away from that sort of thing, Bruce.

Really, Carl? I always take the bull by the horns.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On Sat, 30 Dec 2006 20:35:17 -0500, > wrote:
>
> >"Art Deco" > wrote in message
> ...
> >> On 29 Dec 2006 21:56:26 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> On 29 Dec 2006 18:02:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> On 28 Dec 2006 00:40:35 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 00:05:59 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >"Art Deco" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> ...
> >> >> >> >> >> On Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:47:56 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >"Art Deco" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> ...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:33:41 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >message
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote
> >in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >
> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> >wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote
> >> >> >> >> >in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> ps.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive
> >kookdancing
> >> >> >> >> >> >queen,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > Dickless
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > Davie
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 the
> >"irrelevaant"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Ignoranus
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > whined
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the
> >antagonistic arsehole
> >> >> >> >> >> >that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >he
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > is:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a
> >commercial-free
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >classical
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > music
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > station
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > out
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > here in Seattle called KUOW
> >(which sadly has
> >> >> >> >> >> >long
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > since
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > switched
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > to a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in those days I was still
> >young and
> >> >> >> >> >> >energetic
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > enough
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > be
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > able
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > sit up nearly all night working
> >on projects
> >> >> >> >> >> >while
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > listening to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > radio. My program of choice was
> >"Music
> >> >> >> >> >Through
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Night"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > which
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > mid to late 80s featured an
> >announcer whose
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >deliverly
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > was
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > so
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > understated that he seemed like
> >a phantasm.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe the show was produced
> >by Minnesota
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > may
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > been distributed by American
> >Public Radio or
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > International
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > or something like that. I seem
> >to recall
> >> >> >> >> >> >noticing
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > distributor
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > was not NPR.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Does anyone reading this recall
> >that
> >> >> >> >> >program,
> >> >> >> >> >> >and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >more
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > particularly,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Is this the person who would
> >occasionally
> >> >> >> >> >insert
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >weather
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > forecasts
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > for
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > selected portions of the country
> >by saying
> >> >> >> >> >> >something
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > like
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > "Prospects
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > for the central time zone. Snow.
> >In the
> >> >> >> >> >> >northern
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > plains."
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > with
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > very
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > slow delivery (his use of
> >"prospects" was
> >> >> >> >> >fairly
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > frequent
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > rather
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > distinctive of him)? If so, the
> >name that
> >> >> >> >> >comes
> >> >> >> >> >> >to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >mind
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > right
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > now
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > is
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall
> >> >> >> >> >impersonating
> >> >> >> >> >> >him
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > once to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > get
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > laugh from a colleague who was all
> >too
> >> >> >> >> >familiar
> >> >> >> >> >> >with
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >his
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > slow
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > delivery.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > You always were a bit slow,
> >Dickless. Butt what
> >> >> >> >> >> >does
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > do
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > with ne.weather?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > I keep getting email invitations to
> >join some
> >> >> >> >> >> >yahoogroup
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > about
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > weather -
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > nw.weather must be infested with
> >spammers as well
> >> >> >> >> >as
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >trolls.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for
> >it trolls for
> >> >> >> >> >> >thee.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing
> >Day down
> >> >> >> >> >here.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > Here too now. A couple of people gave me
> >money, which
> >> >> >> >> >> >I'm
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >going
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > spend at
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > the boxing day sales - I want some new
> >CDs.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and bought
> >some shellac
> >> >> >> >> >> >78's
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >so he
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > could digitise them and take out the pops on
> >his 0S/2.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > LOL!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > Why are you laughing? I'm sure Dickless will be
> >completely
> >> >> >> >> >> >serious
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > this endevour. I even bet that right now he off
> >scouring the
> >> >> >> >> >> >four
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > corners of the Earth looking for 78s.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > Haven't most of the good 78s been remastered
> >already?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > If I ever hear a good Caruso or Melba, I'll let you
> >know.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Thanks, but no thanks. The name is clarinet.fan, not
> >opera.fan.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Do you think you'll find much good, pop-free clarinet
> >music on old
> >> >> >> >> >78s?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Unlikely, escepially since I'm not even looking there.
> >Most of the
> >> >> >> >> >best
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >clarinet music was written long after the age of 78s.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Doesn't Woody Allen play the clarinet? Or am I thinking
> >of Bill
> >> >> >> >> >> >> K'lintoon?
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >Allen is the clarinettist.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> So what was it K'lintoon played? Was it a sexophone?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >LOL! That sounds about right.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> And the winner of today's cigar is.....clarinet fan!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Whatever you do, just don't smoke it! - Yul Bryner.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> The President and I, Bruce?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Looks like we've got ourselves another winner. Give the man a cigar.
> >> >>
> >> >> Has he bent over, Bruce?
> >> >
> >> >More like doubled up in pain, Carl.
> >>
> >> Where exactly did youz put the cigar, Bruce, and was it lit at the
> >> time?
> >
> >We three kings of Orient are,
> >Smoking on a rubber cigar.
> >It was loaded,
> >it exploded.
> >BANG! [Pause].
> >
> >We two kings of Orient are,
> >Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
> >It was loaded,
> >it exploded.
> >BANG! [Pause].
> >
> >I one king of Orient are,
> >Puffing on a rubber cigar
> >It was loaded,
> >it exploded.
> >BANG! [Pause].
> >
> >Silent night...
>
> That Lewinsky broad should of got herself one of them!

What, a rubber, Carl? Well, it would have stopped the stain on her
dress at any rate.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 29 Dec 2006 21:57:57 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On 29 Dec 2006 18:01:07 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> On 28 Dec 2006 00:38:33 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> On 27 Dec 2006 01:31:39 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:33:41 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> > ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >message
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> > message
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> ps.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen,
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > Dickless
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > Davie
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 the "irrelevaant"
> >> >> >> >> >Ignoranus
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > whined
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the antagonistic arsehole that
> >> >> >> >> >he
> >> >> >> >> >> > is:
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a commercial-free
> >> >> >> >> >classical
> >> >> >> >> >> > music
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > station
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > out
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > here in Seattle called KUOW (which sadly has long
> >> >> >> >> >> > since
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > switched
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > to a
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in those days I was still young and energetic
> >> >> >> >> >> > enough
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > be
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > able
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > sit up nearly all night working on projects while
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > listening to
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > radio. My program of choice was "Music Through
> >> >> >> >> >the
> >> >> >> >> >> > Night"
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > which
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > in
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > mid to late 80s featured an announcer whose
> >> >> >> >> >deliverly
> >> >> >> >> >> > was
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > so
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > understated that he seemed like a phantasm.
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe the show was produced by Minnesota
> >> >> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > may
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > have
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > been distributed by American Public Radio or
> >> >> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > International
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > or something like that. I seem to recall noticing
> >> >> >> >> >> > that
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > distributor
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > was not NPR.
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Does anyone reading this recall that program, and
> >> >> >> >> >more
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > particularly,
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Is this the person who would occasionally insert
> >> >> >> >> >weather
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > forecasts
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > for
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > selected portions of the country by saying something
> >> >> >> >> >> > like
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > "Prospects
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > for the central time zone. Snow. In the northern
> >> >> >> >> >> > plains."
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > with
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > very
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > slow delivery (his use of "prospects" was fairly
> >> >> >> >> >> > frequent
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > rather
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > distinctive of him)? If so, the name that comes to
> >> >> >> >> >mind
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > right
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > now
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > is
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall impersonating him
> >> >> >> >> >> > once to
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > get
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > laugh from a colleague who was all too familiar with
> >> >> >> >> >his
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > slow
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > delivery.
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > You always were a bit slow, Dickless. Butt what does
> >> >> >> >> >that
> >> >> >> >> >> > have
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > do
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > with ne.weather?
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > I keep getting email invitations to join some yahoogroup
> >> >> >> >> >> > about
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > weather -
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > nw.weather must be infested with spammers as well as
> >> >> >> >> >trolls.
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for it trolls for thee.
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing Day down here.
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > Here too now. A couple of people gave me money, which I'm
> >> >> >> >> >going
> >> >> >> >> >> > to
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > spend at
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > the boxing day sales - I want some new CDs.
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and bought some shellac 78's
> >> >> >> >> >so he
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > could digitise them and take out the pops on his 0S/2.
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > LOL!
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > Why are you laughing? I'm sure Dickless will be completely serious
> >> >> >> >> >in
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > this endevour. I even bet that right now he off scouring the four
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > corners of the Earth looking for 78s.
> >> >> >> >> >> > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > > Haven't most of the good 78s been remastered already?
> >> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > If I ever hear a good Caruso or Melba, I'll let you know.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > Thanks, but no thanks. The name is clarinet.fan, not opera.fan.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Do you think you'll find much good, pop-free clarinet music on old 78s?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >Unlikely, escepially since I'm not even looking there. Most of the best
> >> >> >> >> >clarinet music was written long after the age of 78s.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Doesn't Woody Allen play the clarinet? Or am I thinking of Bill
> >> >> >> >> K'lintoon?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Maybe Acker Bilk.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Acker Bilk and his Merry Ilk, Bruce?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Do mine eyes deceive me or did I just see an elk?
> >> >>
> >> >> Deer oh deer, Bruce.
> >> >
> >> >Don't buck the system, Carl.
> >>
> >> I try to steer away from that sort of thing, Bruce.
> >
> >Really, Carl? I always take the bull by the horns.
>
> Don't have a cow, Bruce.

Careful, Carl. Or you'll get Foamy's goat.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 30 Dec 2006 21:18:31 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On Sat, 30 Dec 2006 20:35:17 -0500, > wrote:
> >>
> >> >"Art Deco" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >> >> On 29 Dec 2006 21:56:26 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> On 29 Dec 2006 18:02:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On 28 Dec 2006 00:40:35 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 00:05:59 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >"Art Deco" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> ...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:47:56 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Art Deco" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> ...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:33:41 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote
> >> >in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >
> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> >> >wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote
> >> >> >> >> >> >in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> ps.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive
> >> >kookdancing
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >queen,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > Dickless
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > Davie
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 the
> >> >"irrelevaant"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Ignoranus
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > whined
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the
> >> >antagonistic arsehole
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >he
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > is:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a
> >> >commercial-free
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >classical
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > music
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > station
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > out
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > here in Seattle called KUOW
> >> >(which sadly has
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >long
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > since
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > switched
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > to a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in those days I was still
> >> >young and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >energetic
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > enough
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > be
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > able
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > sit up nearly all night working
> >> >on projects
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >while
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > listening to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > radio. My program of choice was
> >> >"Music
> >> >> >> >> >> >Through
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Night"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > which
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > mid to late 80s featured an
> >> >announcer whose
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >deliverly
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > was
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > so
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > understated that he seemed like
> >> >a phantasm.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe the show was produced
> >> >by Minnesota
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > may
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > been distributed by American
> >> >Public Radio or
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > International
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > or something like that. I seem
> >> >to recall
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >noticing
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > distributor
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > was not NPR.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Does anyone reading this recall
> >> >that
> >> >> >> >> >> >program,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >more
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > particularly,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Is this the person who would
> >> >occasionally
> >> >> >> >> >> >insert
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >weather
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > forecasts
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > for
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > selected portions of the country
> >> >by saying
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >something
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > like
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > "Prospects
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > for the central time zone. Snow.
> >> >In the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >northern
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > plains."
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > with
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > very
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > slow delivery (his use of
> >> >"prospects" was
> >> >> >> >> >> >fairly
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > frequent
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > rather
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > distinctive of him)? If so, the
> >> >name that
> >> >> >> >> >> >comes
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >mind
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > right
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > now
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > is
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall
> >> >> >> >> >> >impersonating
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >him
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > once to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > get
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > laugh from a colleague who was all
> >> >too
> >> >> >> >> >> >familiar
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >with
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >his
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > slow
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > delivery.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > You always were a bit slow,
> >> >Dickless. Butt what
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >does
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > do
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > with ne.weather?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > I keep getting email invitations to
> >> >join some
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >yahoogroup
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > about
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > weather -
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > nw.weather must be infested with
> >> >spammers as well
> >> >> >> >> >> >as
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >trolls.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for
> >> >it trolls for
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >thee.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing
> >> >Day down
> >> >> >> >> >> >here.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > Here too now. A couple of people gave me
> >> >money, which
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I'm
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >going
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > spend at
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > the boxing day sales - I want some new
> >> >CDs.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and bought
> >> >some shellac
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >78's
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >so he
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > could digitise them and take out the pops on
> >> >his 0S/2.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > LOL!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > Why are you laughing? I'm sure Dickless will be
> >> >completely
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >serious
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > this endevour. I even bet that right now he off
> >> >scouring the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >four
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > corners of the Earth looking for 78s.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > Haven't most of the good 78s been remastered
> >> >already?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > If I ever hear a good Caruso or Melba, I'll let you
> >> >know.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Thanks, but no thanks. The name is clarinet.fan, not
> >> >opera.fan.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Do you think you'll find much good, pop-free clarinet
> >> >music on old
> >> >> >> >> >> >78s?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Unlikely, escepially since I'm not even looking there.
> >> >Most of the
> >> >> >> >> >> >best
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >clarinet music was written long after the age of 78s.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Doesn't Woody Allen play the clarinet? Or am I thinking
> >> >of Bill
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> K'lintoon?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Allen is the clarinettist.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> So what was it K'lintoon played? Was it a sexophone?
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >LOL! That sounds about right.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> And the winner of today's cigar is.....clarinet fan!
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >Whatever you do, just don't smoke it! - Yul Bryner.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> The President and I, Bruce?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Looks like we've got ourselves another winner. Give the man a cigar.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Has he bent over, Bruce?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >More like doubled up in pain, Carl.
> >> >>
> >> >> Where exactly did youz put the cigar, Bruce, and was it lit at the
> >> >> time?
> >> >
> >> >We three kings of Orient are,
> >> >Smoking on a rubber cigar.
> >> >It was loaded,
> >> >it exploded.
> >> >BANG! [Pause].
> >> >
> >> >We two kings of Orient are,
> >> >Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
> >> >It was loaded,
> >> >it exploded.
> >> >BANG! [Pause].
> >> >
> >> >I one king of Orient are,
> >> >Puffing on a rubber cigar
> >> >It was loaded,
> >> >it exploded.
> >> >BANG! [Pause].
> >> >
> >> >Silent night...
> >>
> >> That Lewinsky broad should of got herself one of them!
> >
> >What, a rubber, Carl? Well, it would have stopped the stain on her
> >dress at any rate.
>
> Butt not the stain on her character, Bruce.

Seems she came out of it better than he did, Carl.

> --
> Official "netcabal.com demon"

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 30 Dec 2006 21:20:28 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On 29 Dec 2006 21:57:57 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> On 29 Dec 2006 18:01:07 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> On 28 Dec 2006 00:38:33 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On 27 Dec 2006 01:31:39 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:33:41 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> ps.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > Dickless
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > Davie
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 the "irrelevaant"
> >> >> >> >> >> >Ignoranus
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > whined
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the antagonistic arsehole that
> >> >> >> >> >> >he
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > is:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a commercial-free
> >> >> >> >> >> >classical
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > music
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > station
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > out
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > here in Seattle called KUOW (which sadly has long
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > since
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > switched
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > to a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in those days I was still young and energetic
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > enough
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > be
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > able
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > sit up nearly all night working on projects while
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > listening to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > radio. My program of choice was "Music Through
> >> >> >> >> >> >the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Night"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > which
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > mid to late 80s featured an announcer whose
> >> >> >> >> >> >deliverly
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > was
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > so
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > understated that he seemed like a phantasm.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe the show was produced by Minnesota
> >> >> >> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > may
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > been distributed by American Public Radio or
> >> >> >> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > International
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > or something like that. I seem to recall noticing
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > distributor
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > was not NPR.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Does anyone reading this recall that program, and
> >> >> >> >> >> >more
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > particularly,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Is this the person who would occasionally insert
> >> >> >> >> >> >weather
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > forecasts
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > for
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > selected portions of the country by saying something
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > like
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > "Prospects
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > for the central time zone. Snow. In the northern
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > plains."
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > with
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > very
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > slow delivery (his use of "prospects" was fairly
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > frequent
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > rather
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > distinctive of him)? If so, the name that comes to
> >> >> >> >> >> >mind
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > right
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > now
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > is
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall impersonating him
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > once to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > get
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > laugh from a colleague who was all too familiar with
> >> >> >> >> >> >his
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > slow
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > delivery.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > You always were a bit slow, Dickless. Butt what does
> >> >> >> >> >> >that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > do
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > with ne.weather?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > I keep getting email invitations to join some yahoogroup
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > about
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > weather -
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > nw.weather must be infested with spammers as well as
> >> >> >> >> >> >trolls.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for it trolls for thee.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing Day down here.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > Here too now. A couple of people gave me money, which I'm
> >> >> >> >> >> >going
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > spend at
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > the boxing day sales - I want some new CDs.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and bought some shellac 78's
> >> >> >> >> >> >so he
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > could digitise them and take out the pops on his 0S/2.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > LOL!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > Why are you laughing? I'm sure Dickless will be completely serious
> >> >> >> >> >> >in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > this endevour. I even bet that right now he off scouring the four
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > corners of the Earth looking for 78s.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > Haven't most of the good 78s been remastered already?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > If I ever hear a good Caruso or Melba, I'll let you know.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Thanks, but no thanks. The name is clarinet.fan, not opera.fan.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Do you think you'll find much good, pop-free clarinet music on old 78s?
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >Unlikely, escepially since I'm not even looking there. Most of the best
> >> >> >> >> >> >clarinet music was written long after the age of 78s.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Doesn't Woody Allen play the clarinet? Or am I thinking of Bill
> >> >> >> >> >> K'lintoon?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >Maybe Acker Bilk.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Acker Bilk and his Merry Ilk, Bruce?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Do mine eyes deceive me or did I just see an elk?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Deer oh deer, Bruce.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Don't buck the system, Carl.
> >> >>
> >> >> I try to steer away from that sort of thing, Bruce.
> >> >
> >> >Really, Carl? I always take the bull by the horns.
> >>
> >> Don't have a cow, Bruce.
> >
> >Careful, Carl. Or you'll get Foamy's goat.
>
> Speaking of which, Bruce, is goatse.cx still around?

In one form or another, Carl. Butt I think the site owner is being a
bit sheepish about it.

> --
> Official "netcabal.com demon"

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

wrote:
> "Art Deco" > wrote in message
> ...
> > On 30 Dec 2006 21:18:31 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > > wrote:
> >
> > >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> > >> On Sat, 30 Dec 2006 20:35:17 -0500, > wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >"Art Deco" > wrote in message
> > >> ...
> > >> >> On 29 Dec 2006 21:56:26 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > >> >> > wrote:
> > >> >>
> > >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> > >> >> >> On 29 Dec 2006 18:02:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > >> >> >> > wrote:
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> > >> >> >> >> On 28 Dec 2006 00:40:35 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> > >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> > >> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 00:05:59 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> > >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> > >> >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >"Art Deco" > wrote in message
> > >> >> >> >> >> ...
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> On Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:47:56 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Art Deco" > wrote in message
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> ...
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:33:41 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote
> in
> > >> >message
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> > >> ups.com...
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> clarinet.fan wrote:
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> wrote in
> > >> >message
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> > >> ups.com...
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> wrote
> > >> >in message
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >
> > >> ups.com...
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >
> > >> >wrote in
> > >> >> >> >> >> >message
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > >
> > >> >> >> >> >>
> ups.com...
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > >> > wrote in
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >message
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> > >> oups.com...
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > >> > wrote
> > >> >> >> >> >> >in
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > message
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> > >> ps.com...
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal
> retentive
> > >> >kookdancing
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >queen,
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > Dickless
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > Davie
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270
> the
> > >> >"irrelevaant"
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Ignoranus
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > whined
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > and
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the
> > >> >antagonistic arsehole
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >that
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >he
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > is:
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a
> > >> >commercial-free
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >classical
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > music
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > station
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > out
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > here in Seattle called
> KUOW
> > >> >(which sadly has
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >long
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > since
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > switched
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > to a
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in those days I was
> still
> > >> >young and
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >energetic
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > enough
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > to
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > be
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > able
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > to
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > sit up nearly all night
> working
> > >> >on projects
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >while
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > listening to
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > the
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > radio. My program of
> choice was
> > >> >"Music
> > >> >> >> >> >> >Through
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >the
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Night"
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > which
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > in
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > the
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > mid to late 80s featured
> an
> > >> >announcer whose
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >deliverly
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > was
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > so
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > understated that he seemed
> like
> > >> >a phantasm.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe the show was
> produced
> > >> >by Minnesota
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Public
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Radio
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > and
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > may
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > have
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > been distributed by
> American
> > >> >Public Radio or
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Public
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Radio
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > International
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > or something like that. I
> seem
> > >> >to recall
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >noticing
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > that
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > the
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > distributor
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > was not NPR.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Does anyone reading this
> recall
> > >> >that
> > >> >> >> >> >> >program,
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >and
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >more
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > particularly,
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Is this the person who would
> > >> >occasionally
> > >> >> >> >> >> >insert
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >weather
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > forecasts
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > for
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > selected portions of the
> country
> > >> >by saying
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >something
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > like
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > "Prospects
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > for the central time zone.
> Snow.
> > >> >In the
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >northern
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > plains."
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > with
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > very
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > slow delivery (his use of
> > >> >"prospects" was
> > >> >> >> >> >> >fairly
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > frequent
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > and
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > rather
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > distinctive of him)? If so,
> the
> > >> >name that
> > >> >> >> >> >> >comes
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >to
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >mind
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > right
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > now
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > is
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I
> recall
> > >> >> >> >> >> >impersonating
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >him
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > once to
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > get
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > laugh from a colleague who
> was all
> > >> >too
> > >> >> >> >> >> >familiar
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >with
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >his
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > slow
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > delivery.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > You always were a bit slow,
> > >> >Dickless. Butt what
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >does
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >that
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > have
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > to
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > do
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > with ne.weather?
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > I keep getting email invitations
> to
> > >> >join some
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >yahoogroup
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > about
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > weather -
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > nw.weather must be infested with
> > >> >spammers as well
> > >> >> >> >> >> >as
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >trolls.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Ask not for whom the poast trolls,
> for
> > >> >it trolls for
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >thee.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already
> Boxing
> > >> >Day down
> > >> >> >> >> >> >here.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > Here too now. A couple of people
> gave me
> > >> >money, which
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >I'm
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >going
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > to
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > spend at
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > the boxing day sales - I want some
> new
> > >> >CDs.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and
> bought
> > >> >some shellac
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >78's
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >so he
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > could digitise them and take out the
> pops on
> > >> >his 0S/2.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > LOL!
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > Why are you laughing? I'm sure Dickless
> will be
> > >> >completely
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >serious
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >in
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > this endevour. I even bet that right now
> he off
> > >> >scouring the
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >four
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > corners of the Earth looking for 78s.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > Haven't most of the good 78s been remastered
> > >> >already?
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > If I ever hear a good Caruso or Melba, I'll
> let you
> > >> >know.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Thanks, but no thanks. The name is
> clarinet.fan, not
> > >> >opera.fan.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Do you think you'll find much good, pop-free
> clarinet
> > >> >music on old
> > >> >> >> >> >> >78s?
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Unlikely, escepially since I'm not even looking
> there.
> > >> >Most of the
> > >> >> >> >> >> >best
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >clarinet music was written long after the age of
> 78s.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Doesn't Woody Allen play the clarinet? Or am I
> thinking
> > >> >of Bill
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> K'lintoon?
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Allen is the clarinettist.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> So what was it K'lintoon played? Was it a sexophone?
> > >> >> >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >LOL! That sounds about right.
> > >> >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >> >> And the winner of today's cigar is.....clarinet fan!
> > >> >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> >> >Whatever you do, just don't smoke it! - Yul Bryner.
> > >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >> The President and I, Bruce?
> > >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> >Looks like we've got ourselves another winner. Give the man a
> cigar.
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> Has he bent over, Bruce?
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> >More like doubled up in pain, Carl.
> > >> >>
> > >> >> Where exactly did youz put the cigar, Bruce, and was it lit at the
> > >> >> time?
> > >> >
> > >> >We three kings of Orient are,
> > >> >Smoking on a rubber cigar.
> > >> >It was loaded,
> > >> >it exploded.
> > >> >BANG! [Pause].
> > >> >
> > >> >We two kings of Orient are,
> > >> >Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
> > >> >It was loaded,
> > >> >it exploded.
> > >> >BANG! [Pause].
> > >> >
> > >> >I one king of Orient are,
> > >> >Puffing on a rubber cigar
> > >> >It was loaded,
> > >> >it exploded.
> > >> >BANG! [Pause].
> > >> >
> > >> >Silent night...
> > >>
> > >> That Lewinsky broad should of got herself one of them!
> > >
> > >What, a rubber, Carl? Well, it would have stopped the stain on her
> > >dress at any rate.
> >
> > Butt not the stain on her character, Bruce.
>
> Or the stain on his.

Out damn Spot!

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 1 Jan 2007 03:10:06 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On 30 Dec 2006 21:20:28 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> On 29 Dec 2006 21:57:57 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> On 29 Dec 2006 18:01:07 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On 28 Dec 2006 00:38:33 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On 27 Dec 2006 01:31:39 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:33:41 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> ps.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > Dickless
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > Davie
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 the "irrelevaant"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Ignoranus
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > whined
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the antagonistic arsehole that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >he
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > is:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a commercial-free
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >classical
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > music
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > station
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > out
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > here in Seattle called KUOW (which sadly has long
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > since
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > switched
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > to a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in those days I was still young and energetic
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > enough
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > be
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > able
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > sit up nearly all night working on projects while
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > listening to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > radio. My program of choice was "Music Through
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Night"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > which
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > mid to late 80s featured an announcer whose
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >deliverly
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > was
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > so
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > understated that he seemed like a phantasm.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe the show was produced by Minnesota
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > may
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > been distributed by American Public Radio or
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > International
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > or something like that. I seem to recall noticing
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > distributor
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > was not NPR.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Does anyone reading this recall that program, and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >more
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > particularly,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Is this the person who would occasionally insert
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >weather
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > forecasts
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > for
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > selected portions of the country by saying something
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > like
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > "Prospects
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > for the central time zone. Snow. In the northern
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > plains."
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > with
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > very
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > slow delivery (his use of "prospects" was fairly
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > frequent
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > rather
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > distinctive of him)? If so, the name that comes to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >mind
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > right
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > now
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > is
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall impersonating him
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > once to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > get
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > laugh from a colleague who was all too familiar with
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >his
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > slow
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > delivery.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > You always were a bit slow, Dickless. Butt what does
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > do
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > with ne.weather?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > I keep getting email invitations to join some yahoogroup
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > about
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > weather -
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > nw.weather must be infested with spammers as well as
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >trolls.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for it trolls for thee.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing Day down here.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > Here too now. A couple of people gave me money, which I'm
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >going
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > spend at
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > the boxing day sales - I want some new CDs.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and bought some shellac 78's
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >so he
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > could digitise them and take out the pops on his 0S/2.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > LOL!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > Why are you laughing? I'm sure Dickless will be completely serious
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > this endevour. I even bet that right now he off scouring the four
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > corners of the Earth looking for 78s.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > Haven't most of the good 78s been remastered already?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > If I ever hear a good Caruso or Melba, I'll let you know.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Thanks, but no thanks. The name is clarinet.fan, not opera.fan.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Do you think you'll find much good, pop-free clarinet music on old 78s?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Unlikely, escepially since I'm not even looking there. Most of the best
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >clarinet music was written long after the age of 78s.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Doesn't Woody Allen play the clarinet? Or am I thinking of Bill
> >> >> >> >> >> >> K'lintoon?
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >Maybe Acker Bilk.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Acker Bilk and his Merry Ilk, Bruce?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >Do mine eyes deceive me or did I just see an elk?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Deer oh deer, Bruce.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Don't buck the system, Carl.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I try to steer away from that sort of thing, Bruce.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Really, Carl? I always take the bull by the horns.
> >> >>
> >> >> Don't have a cow, Bruce.
> >> >
> >> >Careful, Carl. Or you'll get Foamy's goat.
> >>
> >> Speaking of which, Bruce, is goatse.cx still around?
> >
> >In one form or another, Carl. Butt I think the site owner is being a
> >bit sheepish about it.
>
> Youz can't beat diversity, Bruce.

It gets a bit unbearable sometimes, Carl.

> --
> Official "netcabal.com demon"

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 1 Jan 2007 03:06:05 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On 30 Dec 2006 21:18:31 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> On Sat, 30 Dec 2006 20:35:17 -0500, > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >"Art Deco" > wrote in message
> >> >> ...
> >> >> >> On 29 Dec 2006 21:56:26 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On 29 Dec 2006 18:02:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On 28 Dec 2006 00:40:35 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 00:05:59 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Art Deco" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> ...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:47:56 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Art Deco" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:33:41 -0500, "clarinet.fan"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote
> >> >> >in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> >> >> >wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> > wrote
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> ps.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 Completely anal retentive
> >> >> >kookdancing
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >queen,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > Dickless
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > Davie
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 the
> >> >> >"irrelevaant"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Ignoranus
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > whined
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > 7329 7270 tholed like the
> >> >> >antagonistic arsehole
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >he
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > is:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Clueless in Seattle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in the 80's we had a
> >> >> >commercial-free
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >classical
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > music
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > station
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > out
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > here in Seattle called KUOW
> >> >> >(which sadly has
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >long
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > since
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > switched
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > to a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > nearlly all-talk format).
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in those days I was still
> >> >> >young and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >energetic
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > enough
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > be
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > able
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > sit up nearly all night working
> >> >> >on projects
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >while
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > listening to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > radio. My program of choice was
> >> >> >"Music
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Through
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Night"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > which
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > mid to late 80s featured an
> >> >> >announcer whose
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >deliverly
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > was
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > so
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > understated that he seemed like
> >> >> >a phantasm.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe the show was produced
> >> >> >by Minnesota
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > may
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > been distributed by American
> >> >> >Public Radio or
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Public
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Radio
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > International
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > or something like that. I seem
> >> >> >to recall
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >noticing
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > distributor
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > was not NPR.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Does anyone reading this recall
> >> >> >that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >program,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >more
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > particularly,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > the name of the announcer?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Is this the person who would
> >> >> >occasionally
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >insert
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >weather
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > forecasts
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > for
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > selected portions of the country
> >> >> >by saying
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >something
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > like
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > "Prospects
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > for the central time zone. Snow.
> >> >> >In the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >northern
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > plains."
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > with
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > very
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > slow delivery (his use of
> >> >> >"prospects" was
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >fairly
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > frequent
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > rather
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > distinctive of him)? If so, the
> >> >> >name that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >comes
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >mind
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > right
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > now
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > is
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur Hayne (or Haine). I recall
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >impersonating
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >him
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > once to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > get
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > laugh from a colleague who was all
> >> >> >too
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >familiar
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >with
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >his
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > slow
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > delivery.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > You always were a bit slow,
> >> >> >Dickless. Butt what
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >does
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > do
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > with ne.weather?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > I keep getting email invitations to
> >> >> >join some
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >yahoogroup
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > about
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > weather -
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > nw.weather must be infested with
> >> >> >spammers as well
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >as
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >trolls.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Ask not for whom the poast trolls, for
> >> >> >it trolls for
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >thee.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > Merry Xmas, Bruce.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > Xmas is over, Bruce. Its already Boxing
> >> >> >Day down
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >here.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > Here too now. A couple of people gave me
> >> >> >money, which
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I'm
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >going
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > spend at
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > the boxing day sales - I want some new
> >> >> >CDs.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > Luxury! I bet Dickless went out and bought
> >> >> >some shellac
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >78's
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >so he
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > > could digitise them and take out the pops on
> >> >> >his 0S/2.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > LOL!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > Why are you laughing? I'm sure Dickless will be
> >> >> >completely
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >serious
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > this endevour. I even bet that right now he off
> >> >> >scouring the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >four
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > corners of the Earth looking for 78s.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > Haven't most of the good 78s been remastered
> >> >> >already?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > If I ever hear a good Caruso or Melba, I'll let you
> >> >> >know.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Thanks, but no thanks. The name is clarinet.fan, not
> >> >> >opera.fan.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Do you think you'll find much good, pop-free clarinet
> >> >> >music on old
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >78s?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Unlikely, escepially since I'm not even looking there.
> >> >> >Most of the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >best
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >clarinet music was written long after the age of 78s.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Doesn't Woody Allen play the clarinet? Or am I thinking
> >> >> >of Bill
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> K'lintoon?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Allen is the clarinettist.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> So what was it K'lintoon played? Was it a sexophone?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >LOL! That sounds about right.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> And the winner of today's cigar is.....clarinet fan!
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >Whatever you do, just don't smoke it! - Yul Bryner.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> The President and I, Bruce?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >Looks like we've got ourselves another winner. Give the man a cigar.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Has he bent over, Bruce?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >More like doubled up in pain, Carl.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Where exactly did youz put the cigar, Bruce, and was it lit at the
> >> >> >> time?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >We three kings of Orient are,
> >> >> >Smoking on a rubber cigar.
> >> >> >It was loaded,
> >> >> >it exploded.
> >> >> >BANG! [Pause].
> >> >> >
> >> >> >We two kings of Orient are,
> >> >> >Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
> >> >> >It was loaded,
> >> >> >it exploded.
> >> >> >BANG! [Pause].
> >> >> >
> >> >> >I one king of Orient are,
> >> >> >Puffing on a rubber cigar
> >> >> >It was loaded,
> >> >> >it exploded.
> >> >> >BANG! [Pause].
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Silent night...
> >> >>
> >> >> That Lewinsky broad should of got herself one of them!
> >> >
> >> >What, a rubber, Carl? Well, it would have stopped the stain on her
> >> >dress at any rate.
> >>
> >> Butt not the stain on her character, Bruce.
> >
> >Seems she came out of it better than he did, Carl.
>
> He certainly came, Bruce, but did she?

That probably depends on exactly what she did with the cigar, Carl. Was
it a Cuban?

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