Watch what you say in a PIREP?

[M[_1_]]

This is quite entertaining, fresh from DUATS:
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Seattle WA (Seattle-Tacoma Intl) [SEA]: URGENT pilot report
at 46 nautical miles on the 100° radial of Seattle [SEA VOR] at
8:32pm PST (0432Z), at 10,000 feet a Boeing C-17, Globemaster 3
reported moderate to turbulence severe ... KNOCKED the CRAP out of U.S.
... Seattle Center (WA)

Seattle WA (Seattle-Tacoma Intl) [SEA]: pilot report
at 40 nautical miles on the 104° radial of Seattle [SEA VOR] at
7:53pm PST (0353Z), at 10,000 feet a Boeing C-17, Globemaster 3
reported light to moderate turbulence ... .. Seattle Center (WA)

[G. Sylvester]

M wrote:
> This is quite entertaining, fresh from DUATS:
> ----
>
> Seattle WA (Seattle-Tacoma Intl) [SEA]: URGENT pilot report
> at 46 nautical miles on the 100° radial of Seattle [SEA VOR] at
> 8:32pm PST (0432Z), at 10,000 feet a Boeing C-17, Globemaster 3
> reported moderate to turbulence severe ... KNOCKED the CRAP out of U.S.
> ... Seattle Center (WA)
>
> Seattle WA (Seattle-Tacoma Intl) [SEA]: pilot report
> at 40 nautical miles on the 104° radial of Seattle [SEA VOR] at
> 7:53pm PST (0353Z), at 10,000 feet a Boeing C-17, Globemaster 3
> reported light to moderate turbulence ... .. Seattle Center (WA)

A friend was flying into MRY and the controller asked if he had the
field in site. Well he was flying into the sun and did not have it in
site. The PIREP came out as "the sun is very bright." A sign of a true
genius. hehehe.

Gerald