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Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 14th 07, 09:55 AM
ah thole wrote:
> Per wrote:
> > mimus wrote:
> >> On Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:02:18 -0600, Per wrote:
> >>
> >>> mimus wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:08:03 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 14:07:51 -0500, mimus >
> >>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:26:10 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:37:29 -0600, Per > wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Nothing to see here.
> >>>>>>> does that mean yer posting nekked?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> <run>
> >>>>>> Isn't that in the FAQ?
> >>>>> which one?
> >>>> There's more than one?
> >>>>
> >>>> There must be an Eater of FAQs lurking around.
> >>> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> >>> The Official Rules, Regulations, Charter, FAQ, and Other Phenomenon of
> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> >>> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> >>>
> >>> Preamble:
> >>> A. No credit is given to anyone, because every other newsgroup
> >>> does it, so why should we.
> >>>
> >>> B. These rules are subject to change at the whim of Somebody,
> >>> because Somebody is the holder of the ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF.
> >>>
> >>> C. This ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF is copyright (c) 1998 by someone. We
> >>> aren't certain by who. If you do happen to find out,
> >>> please be sure to tell us.
> >>>
> >>> D. Good cheese, good toast, good GOD lets post!
> >>>
> >>> Paragraph 1. Demon.local
> >>> A. No posts by Christopher Sharp.
> >>>
> >>> B. All .signature files must be over four lines in length.
> >>> Any article posted to aavf3 with a .sig of less than
> >>> four lines is grounds for immediate cancellation of
> >>> the writers demon account.
> >>>
> >>> C. If you don't have a .sig file, we offer an economical line
> >>> of .signatures for all types of messages starting from
> >>> $14.95 + S&H.
> >>>
> >>> D. http://software.hixie.ch/utilities/cgi/figlet/figlet
> >>> For All Your Big Sig Needs.
> >>>
> >>> E. In alt.fag-lamer.tj.spark-miller.****head, all postings
> >>> require the approval of "andy beckwith".
> >>>
> >>> Paragraph 2. Food and Beverages
> >>> A. Anyone who posts without offering puck lots of coffee
> >>> beforehand shall be looked at sternly.
> >>>
> >>> Ammendment to Subsection A: Or they shall have their stern
> >>> looked at closely, based on the discretion (or lack
> >>> thereof) of Puck.
> >>>
> >>> B. Anyone who says they drink beer and it isn't brewed in
> >>> England, gets instantly thrown to Trunky, or after a
> >>> successful appeal to one of the following: Rocky,
> >>> Ethics, Dr E, or Duncan <when he gets off his arse and
> >>> posts> gets thrown into the Flonk Pit, especially if
> >>> they think lager is beer ie any thing like Fosters,
> >>> Carlsburg, Heineken, Miller Lite, Budweiser as they
> >>> are all girlie **** lager.
> >>>
> >>> C. Coffee is the food of GODD.
> >>>
> >>> D. All posts mentioning toast must be xposted to alt.cesium.
> >>>
> >>> E. Newbies are great. With a nice garlic sauce. And butter.
> >>>
> >>> F. Cheese is good
> >>> i. with toast.
> >>> ii. by itself.
> >>> iii. with cesium.
> >>>
> >>> G. Space Girl owns ALL of cheese. Yes. All of it. You who
> >>> BELIEVE you have cheese? Ha! You are merely
> >>> hallucinating. You enjoy your little silly illusions
> >>> at Space Girl's whim.
> >>>
> >>> Ammendment to G: Except people who eat Brie. That's real. And
> >>> that ickie Kurd cheese that doesn't melt right. That
> >>> is too. All other kinds of cheese are Space Girl's.
> >>>
> >>> Paragraph 3. Magic Numbers
> >>> A. Three is a magic number, oh, yes it is and opinions to the
> >>> contrary are grounds for the immediate cancellation of
> >>> the posters AOL account.
> >>>
> >>> B. Rocky doesn't dig that for one second. Rocky has got a
> >>> thing for 5. That is a magic Number.
> >>
> >> That looked more like a FAQ for demon.local . . . .
> >>
> >> I think yer filesystem's messed up.
> >
> > Shhh, miss-information is the best.
>
> You'll not be warned.
Please see the FAQ.
Phil Kyle
January 15th 07, 04:08 PM
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
oups.com:
> ah thole wrote:
>> Per wrote:
>> > mimus wrote:
>> >> On Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:02:18 -0600, Per wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> mimus wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:08:03 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 14:07:51 -0500, mimus
>> >>>>> > wrote:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:26:10 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:37:29 -0600, Per > wrote:
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Nothing to see here.
>> >>>>>>> does that mean yer posting nekked?
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> <run>
>> >>>>>> Isn't that in the FAQ?
>> >>>>> which one?
>> >>>> There's more than one?
>> >>>>
>> >>>> There must be an Eater of FAQs lurking around.
>> >>> --------------------------------------------------------------------
>> >>> -- The Official Rules, Regulations, Charter, FAQ, and Other
>> >>> Phenomenon of
>> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> >>> --------------------------------------------------------------------
>> >>> --
>> >>>
>> >>> Preamble:
>> >>> A. No credit is given to anyone, because every other
>> >>> newsgroup
>> >>> does it, so why should we.
>> >>>
>> >>> B. These rules are subject to change at the whim of
>> >>> Somebody,
>> >>> because Somebody is the holder of the
>> >>> ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF.
>> >>>
>> >>> C. This ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF is copyright (c) 1998 by someone.
>> >>> We
>> >>> aren't certain by who. If you do happen to find
>> >>> out, please be sure to tell us.
>> >>>
>> >>> D. Good cheese, good toast, good GOD lets post!
>> >>>
>> >>> Paragraph 1. Demon.local
>> >>> A. No posts by Christopher Sharp.
>> >>>
>> >>> B. All .signature files must be over four lines in
>> >>> length.
>> >>> Any article posted to aavf3 with a .sig of less
>> >>> than four lines is grounds for immediate
>> >>> cancellation of the writers demon account.
>> >>>
>> >>> C. If you don't have a .sig file, we offer an economical
>> >>> line
>> >>> of .signatures for all types of messages starting
>> >>> from $14.95 + S&H.
>> >>>
>> >>> D. http://software.hixie.ch/utilities/cgi/figlet/figlet
>> >>> For All Your Big Sig Needs.
>> >>>
>> >>> E. In alt.fag-lamer.tj.spark-miller.****head, all postings
>> >>> require the approval of "andy beckwith".
>> >>>
>> >>> Paragraph 2. Food and Beverages
>> >>> A. Anyone who posts without offering puck lots of coffee
>> >>> beforehand shall be looked at sternly.
>> >>>
>> >>> Ammendment to Subsection A: Or they shall have their stern
>> >>> looked at closely, based on the discretion (or
>> >>> lack thereof) of Puck.
>> >>>
>> >>> B. Anyone who says they drink beer and it isn't brewed in
>> >>> England, gets instantly thrown to Trunky, or after
>> >>> a successful appeal to one of the following:
>> >>> Rocky, Ethics, Dr E, or Duncan <when he gets off
>> >>> his arse and posts> gets thrown into the Flonk
>> >>> Pit, especially if they think lager is beer ie any
>> >>> thing like Fosters, Carlsburg, Heineken, Miller
>> >>> Lite, Budweiser as they are all girlie **** lager.
>> >>>
>> >>> C. Coffee is the food of GODD.
>> >>>
>> >>> D. All posts mentioning toast must be xposted to
>> >>> alt.cesium.
>> >>>
>> >>> E. Newbies are great. With a nice garlic sauce. And
>> >>> butter.
>> >>>
>> >>> F. Cheese is good
>> >>> i. with toast.
>> >>> ii. by itself.
>> >>> iii. with cesium.
>> >>>
>> >>> G. Space Girl owns ALL of cheese. Yes. All of it. You who
>> >>> BELIEVE you have cheese? Ha! You are merely
>> >>> hallucinating. You enjoy your little silly
>> >>> illusions at Space Girl's whim.
>> >>>
>> >>> Ammendment to G: Except people who eat Brie. That's real.
>> >>> And
>> >>> that ickie Kurd cheese that doesn't melt right.
>> >>> That is too. All other kinds of cheese are Space
>> >>> Girl's.
>> >>>
>> >>> Paragraph 3. Magic Numbers
>> >>> A. Three is a magic number, oh, yes it is and opinions to
>> >>> the
>> >>> contrary are grounds for the immediate
>> >>> cancellation of the posters AOL account.
>> >>>
>> >>> B. Rocky doesn't dig that for one second. Rocky has got a
>> >>> thing for 5. That is a magic Number.
>> >>
>> >> That looked more like a FAQ for demon.local . . . .
>> >>
>> >> I think yer filesystem's messed up.
>> >
>> > Shhh, miss-information is the best.
>>
>> You'll not be warned.
>
> Please see the FAQ.
>
>
I would if I could.
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Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 16th 07, 07:17 AM
Phil Kyle wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> oups.com:
>
> > ah thole wrote:
> >> Per wrote:
> >> > mimus wrote:
> >> >> On Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:02:18 -0600, Per wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>> mimus wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:08:03 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 14:07:51 -0500, mimus
> >> >>>>> > wrote:
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:26:10 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
> >> >>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:37:29 -0600, Per > wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>> Nothing to see here.
> >> >>>>>>> does that mean yer posting nekked?
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>> <run>
> >> >>>>>> Isn't that in the FAQ?
> >> >>>>> which one?
> >> >>>> There's more than one?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> There must be an Eater of FAQs lurking around.
> >> >>> --------------------------------------------------------------------
> >> >>> -- The Official Rules, Regulations, Charter, FAQ, and Other
> >> >>> Phenomenon of
> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> >> >>> --------------------------------------------------------------------
> >> >>> --
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Preamble:
> >> >>> A. No credit is given to anyone, because every other
> >> >>> newsgroup
> >> >>> does it, so why should we.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> B. These rules are subject to change at the whim of
> >> >>> Somebody,
> >> >>> because Somebody is the holder of the
> >> >>> ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> C. This ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF is copyright (c) 1998 by someone.
> >> >>> We
> >> >>> aren't certain by who. If you do happen to find
> >> >>> out, please be sure to tell us.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> D. Good cheese, good toast, good GOD lets post!
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Paragraph 1. Demon.local
> >> >>> A. No posts by Christopher Sharp.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> B. All .signature files must be over four lines in
> >> >>> length.
> >> >>> Any article posted to aavf3 with a .sig of less
> >> >>> than four lines is grounds for immediate
> >> >>> cancellation of the writers demon account.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> C. If you don't have a .sig file, we offer an economical
> >> >>> line
> >> >>> of .signatures for all types of messages starting
> >> >>> from $14.95 + S&H.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> D. http://software.hixie.ch/utilities/cgi/figlet/figlet
> >> >>> For All Your Big Sig Needs.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> E. In alt.fag-lamer.tj.spark-miller.****head, all postings
> >> >>> require the approval of "andy beckwith".
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Paragraph 2. Food and Beverages
> >> >>> A. Anyone who posts without offering puck lots of coffee
> >> >>> beforehand shall be looked at sternly.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Ammendment to Subsection A: Or they shall have their stern
> >> >>> looked at closely, based on the discretion (or
> >> >>> lack thereof) of Puck.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> B. Anyone who says they drink beer and it isn't brewed in
> >> >>> England, gets instantly thrown to Trunky, or after
> >> >>> a successful appeal to one of the following:
> >> >>> Rocky, Ethics, Dr E, or Duncan <when he gets off
> >> >>> his arse and posts> gets thrown into the Flonk
> >> >>> Pit, especially if they think lager is beer ie any
> >> >>> thing like Fosters, Carlsburg, Heineken, Miller
> >> >>> Lite, Budweiser as they are all girlie **** lager.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> C. Coffee is the food of GODD.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> D. All posts mentioning toast must be xposted to
> >> >>> alt.cesium.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> E. Newbies are great. With a nice garlic sauce. And
> >> >>> butter.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> F. Cheese is good
> >> >>> i. with toast.
> >> >>> ii. by itself.
> >> >>> iii. with cesium.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> G. Space Girl owns ALL of cheese. Yes. All of it. You who
> >> >>> BELIEVE you have cheese? Ha! You are merely
> >> >>> hallucinating. You enjoy your little silly
> >> >>> illusions at Space Girl's whim.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Ammendment to G: Except people who eat Brie. That's real.
> >> >>> And
> >> >>> that ickie Kurd cheese that doesn't melt right.
> >> >>> That is too. All other kinds of cheese are Space
> >> >>> Girl's.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Paragraph 3. Magic Numbers
> >> >>> A. Three is a magic number, oh, yes it is and opinions to
> >> >>> the
> >> >>> contrary are grounds for the immediate
> >> >>> cancellation of the posters AOL account.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> B. Rocky doesn't dig that for one second. Rocky has got a
> >> >>> thing for 5. That is a magic Number.
> >> >>
> >> >> That looked more like a FAQ for demon.local . . . .
> >> >>
> >> >> I think yer filesystem's messed up.
> >> >
> >> > Shhh, miss-information is the best.
> >>
> >> You'll not be warned.
> >
> > Please see the FAQ.
>
> I would if I could.
There's nothing to see anyway.
> --
> Phil Kyle™
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Phil Kyle
January 16th 07, 03:40 PM
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
ups.com:
> Phil Kyle wrote:
>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
>> oups.com:
>>
>> > ah thole wrote:
>> >> Per wrote:
>> >> > mimus wrote:
>> >> >> On Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:02:18 -0600, Per wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>> mimus wrote:
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:08:03 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 14:07:51 -0500, mimus
>> >> >>>>> > wrote:
>> >> >>>>>
>> >> >>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:26:10 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:37:29 -0600, Per >
>> >> >>>>>>> wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>> Nothing to see here.
>> >> >>>>>>> does that mean yer posting nekked?
>> >> >>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>> <run>
>> >> >>>>>> Isn't that in the FAQ?
>> >> >>>>> which one?
>> >> >>>> There's more than one?
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> There must be an Eater of FAQs lurking around.
>> >> >>> -----------------------------------------------------------------
>> >> >>> -
> --
>> >> >>> -- The Official Rules, Regulations, Charter, FAQ, and Other
>> >> >>> Phenomenon of
>> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> >> >>> -----------------------------------------------------------------
>> >> >>> -
> --
>> >> >>> --
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Preamble:
>> >> >>> A. No credit is given to anyone, because every other
>> >> >>> newsgroup
>> >> >>> does it, so why should we.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> B. These rules are subject to change at the whim of
>> >> >>> Somebody,
>> >> >>> because Somebody is the holder of the
>> >> >>> ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> C. This ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF is copyright (c) 1998 by
>> >> >>> someone. We
>> >> >>> aren't certain by who. If you do happen to
>> >> >>> find out, please be sure to tell us.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> D. Good cheese, good toast, good GOD lets post!
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Paragraph 1. Demon.local
>> >> >>> A. No posts by Christopher Sharp.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> B. All .signature files must be over four lines in
>> >> >>> length.
>> >> >>> Any article posted to aavf3 with a .sig of less
>> >> >>> than four lines is grounds for immediate
>> >> >>> cancellation of the writers demon account.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> C. If you don't have a .sig file, we offer an
>> >> >>> economical line
>> >> >>> of .signatures for all types of messages
>> >> >>> starting from $14.95 + S&H.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> D. http://software.hixie.ch/utilities/cgi/figlet/figlet
>> >> >>> For All Your Big Sig Needs.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> E. In alt.fag-lamer.tj.spark-miller.****head, all
>> >> >>> postings
>> >> >>> require the approval of "andy beckwith".
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Paragraph 2. Food and Beverages
>> >> >>> A. Anyone who posts without offering puck lots of
>> >> >>> coffee
>> >> >>> beforehand shall be looked at sternly.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Ammendment to Subsection A: Or they shall have their
>> >> >>> stern
>> >> >>> looked at closely, based on the discretion (or
>> >> >>> lack thereof) of Puck.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> B. Anyone who says they drink beer and it isn't brewed
>> >> >>> in
>> >> >>> England, gets instantly thrown to Trunky, or
>> >> >>> after a successful appeal to one of the
>> >> >>> following: Rocky, Ethics, Dr E, or Duncan <when
>> >> >>> he gets off his arse and posts> gets thrown
>> >> >>> into the Flonk Pit, especially if they think
>> >> >>> lager is beer ie any
>> >> >>> thing like Fosters, Carlsburg, Heineken, Miller
>> >> >>> Lite, Budweiser as they are all girlie ****
>> >> >>> lager.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> C. Coffee is the food of GODD.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> D. All posts mentioning toast must be xposted to
>> >> >>> alt.cesium.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> E. Newbies are great. With a nice garlic sauce. And
>> >> >>> butter.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> F. Cheese is good
>> >> >>> i. with toast.
>> >> >>> ii. by itself.
>> >> >>> iii. with cesium.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> G. Space Girl owns ALL of cheese. Yes. All of it. You
>> >> >>> who
>> >> >>> BELIEVE you have cheese? Ha! You are merely
>> >> >>> hallucinating. You enjoy your little silly
>> >> >>> illusions at Space Girl's whim.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Ammendment to G: Except people who eat Brie. That's
>> >> >>> real. And
>> >> >>> that ickie Kurd cheese that doesn't melt right.
>> >> >>> That is too. All other kinds of cheese are
>> >> >>> Space Girl's.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Paragraph 3. Magic Numbers
>> >> >>> A. Three is a magic number, oh, yes it is and opinions
>> >> >>> to the
>> >> >>> contrary are grounds for the immediate
>> >> >>> cancellation of the posters AOL account.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> B. Rocky doesn't dig that for one second. Rocky has got
>> >> >>> a
>> >> >>> thing for 5. That is a magic Number.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> That looked more like a FAQ for demon.local . . . .
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I think yer filesystem's messed up.
>> >> >
>> >> > Shhh, miss-information is the best.
>> >>
>> >> You'll not be warned.
>> >
>> > Please see the FAQ.
>>
>> I would if I could.
>
> There's nothing to see anyway.
>
I blame the red tape what regulates FAQers.
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Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 17th 07, 03:58 AM
Phil Kyle wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> ups.com:
>
> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> >> oups.com:
> >>
> >> > ah thole wrote:
> >> >> Per wrote:
> >> >> > mimus wrote:
> >> >> >> On Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:02:18 -0600, Per wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>> mimus wrote:
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:08:03 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 14:07:51 -0500, mimus
> >> >> >>>>> > wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:26:10 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:37:29 -0600, Per >
> >> >> >>>>>>> wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>> Nothing to see here.
> >> >> >>>>>>> does that mean yer posting nekked?
> >> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>> <run>
> >> >> >>>>>> Isn't that in the FAQ?
> >> >> >>>>> which one?
> >> >> >>>> There's more than one?
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>> There must be an Eater of FAQs lurking around.
> >> >> >>> -----------------------------------------------------------------
> >> >> >>> -
> > --
> >> >> >>> -- The Official Rules, Regulations, Charter, FAQ, and Other
> >> >> >>> Phenomenon of
> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> >> >> >>> -----------------------------------------------------------------
> >> >> >>> -
> > --
> >> >> >>> --
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> Preamble:
> >> >> >>> A. No credit is given to anyone, because every other
> >> >> >>> newsgroup
> >> >> >>> does it, so why should we.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> B. These rules are subject to change at the whim of
> >> >> >>> Somebody,
> >> >> >>> because Somebody is the holder of the
> >> >> >>> ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> C. This ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF is copyright (c) 1998 by
> >> >> >>> someone. We
> >> >> >>> aren't certain by who. If you do happen to
> >> >> >>> find out, please be sure to tell us.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> D. Good cheese, good toast, good GOD lets post!
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> Paragraph 1. Demon.local
> >> >> >>> A. No posts by Christopher Sharp.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> B. All .signature files must be over four lines in
> >> >> >>> length.
> >> >> >>> Any article posted to aavf3 with a .sig of less
> >> >> >>> than four lines is grounds for immediate
> >> >> >>> cancellation of the writers demon account.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> C. If you don't have a .sig file, we offer an
> >> >> >>> economical line
> >> >> >>> of .signatures for all types of messages
> >> >> >>> starting from $14.95 + S&H.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> D. http://software.hixie.ch/utilities/cgi/figlet/figlet
> >> >> >>> For All Your Big Sig Needs.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> E. In alt.fag-lamer.tj.spark-miller.****head, all
> >> >> >>> postings
> >> >> >>> require the approval of "andy beckwith".
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> Paragraph 2. Food and Beverages
> >> >> >>> A. Anyone who posts without offering puck lots of
> >> >> >>> coffee
> >> >> >>> beforehand shall be looked at sternly.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> Ammendment to Subsection A: Or they shall have their
> >> >> >>> stern
> >> >> >>> looked at closely, based on the discretion (or
> >> >> >>> lack thereof) of Puck.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> B. Anyone who says they drink beer and it isn't brewed
> >> >> >>> in
> >> >> >>> England, gets instantly thrown to Trunky, or
> >> >> >>> after a successful appeal to one of the
> >> >> >>> following: Rocky, Ethics, Dr E, or Duncan <when
> >> >> >>> he gets off his arse and posts> gets thrown
> >> >> >>> into the Flonk Pit, especially if they think
> >> >> >>> lager is beer ie any
> >> >> >>> thing like Fosters, Carlsburg, Heineken, Miller
> >> >> >>> Lite, Budweiser as they are all girlie ****
> >> >> >>> lager.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> C. Coffee is the food of GODD.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> D. All posts mentioning toast must be xposted to
> >> >> >>> alt.cesium.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> E. Newbies are great. With a nice garlic sauce. And
> >> >> >>> butter.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> F. Cheese is good
> >> >> >>> i. with toast.
> >> >> >>> ii. by itself.
> >> >> >>> iii. with cesium.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> G. Space Girl owns ALL of cheese. Yes. All of it. You
> >> >> >>> who
> >> >> >>> BELIEVE you have cheese? Ha! You are merely
> >> >> >>> hallucinating. You enjoy your little silly
> >> >> >>> illusions at Space Girl's whim.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> Ammendment to G: Except people who eat Brie. That's
> >> >> >>> real. And
> >> >> >>> that ickie Kurd cheese that doesn't melt right.
> >> >> >>> That is too. All other kinds of cheese are
> >> >> >>> Space Girl's.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> Paragraph 3. Magic Numbers
> >> >> >>> A. Three is a magic number, oh, yes it is and opinions
> >> >> >>> to the
> >> >> >>> contrary are grounds for the immediate
> >> >> >>> cancellation of the posters AOL account.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> B. Rocky doesn't dig that for one second. Rocky has got
> >> >> >>> a
> >> >> >>> thing for 5. That is a magic Number.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> That looked more like a FAQ for demon.local . . . .
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I think yer filesystem's messed up.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Shhh, miss-information is the best.
> >> >>
> >> >> You'll not be warned.
> >> >
> >> > Please see the FAQ.
> >>
> >> I would if I could.
> >
> > There's nothing to see anyway.
>
> I blame the red tape what regulates FAQers.
I concur, you cur.
> --
> Phil Kyle™
>
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> h i
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> f i l
> S o n o
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Phil Kyle
January 20th 07, 04:25 PM
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
oups.com:
> Phil Kyle wrote:
>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
>> ups.com:
>>
>> > Phil Kyle wrote:
>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
>> >> oups.com:
>> >>
>> >> > ah thole wrote:
>> >> >> Per wrote:
>> >> >> > mimus wrote:
>> >> >> >> On Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:02:18 -0600, Per wrote:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>> mimus wrote:
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:08:03 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>> >> >> >>>>
>> >> >> >>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 14:07:51 -0500, mimus
>> >> >> >>>>> > wrote:
>> >> >> >>>>>
>> >> >> >>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:26:10 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>> >> >> >>>>>>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:37:29 -0600, Per >
>> >> >> >>>>>>> wrote:
>> >> >> >>>>>>>
>> >> >> >>>>>>>> Nothing to see here.
>> >> >> >>>>>>> does that mean yer posting nekked?
>> >> >> >>>>>>>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> <run>
>> >> >> >>>>>> Isn't that in the FAQ?
>> >> >> >>>>> which one?
>> >> >> >>>> There's more than one?
>> >> >> >>>>
>> >> >> >>>> There must be an Eater of FAQs lurking around.
>> >> >> >>> --------------------------------------------------------------
>> >> >> >>> -
> --
>> >> >> >>> -
>> > --
>> >> >> >>> -- The Official Rules, Regulations, Charter, FAQ, and Other
>> >> >> >>> Phenomenon of
>> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> >> >> >>> --------------------------------------------------------------
>> >> >> >>> -
> --
>> >> >> >>> -
>> > --
>> >> >> >>> --
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> Preamble:
>> >> >> >>> A. No credit is given to anyone, because every other
>> >> >> >>> newsgroup
>> >> >> >>> does it, so why should we.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> B. These rules are subject to change at the whim of
>> >> >> >>> Somebody,
>> >> >> >>> because Somebody is the holder of the
>> >> >> >>> ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> C. This ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF is copyright (c) 1998 by
>> >> >> >>> someone. We
>> >> >> >>> aren't certain by who. If you do happen to
>> >> >> >>> find out, please be sure to tell us.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> D. Good cheese, good toast, good GOD lets post!
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> Paragraph 1. Demon.local
>> >> >> >>> A. No posts by Christopher Sharp.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> B. All .signature files must be over four lines in
>> >> >> >>> length.
>> >> >> >>> Any article posted to aavf3 with a .sig of
>> >> >> >>> less than four lines is grounds for
>> >> >> >>> immediate cancellation of the writers demon
>> >> >> >>> account.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> C. If you don't have a .sig file, we offer an
>> >> >> >>> economical line
>> >> >> >>> of .signatures for all types of messages
>> >> >> >>> starting from $14.95 + S&H.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> D.
>> >> >> >>> http://software.hixie.ch/utilities/cgi/figlet/figlet
>> >> >> >>> For All Your Big Sig Needs.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> E. In alt.fag-lamer.tj.spark-miller.****head, all
>> >> >> >>> postings
>> >> >> >>> require the approval of "andy beckwith".
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> Paragraph 2. Food and Beverages
>> >> >> >>> A. Anyone who posts without offering puck lots of
>> >> >> >>> coffee
>> >> >> >>> beforehand shall be looked at sternly.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> Ammendment to Subsection A: Or they shall have their
>> >> >> >>> stern
>> >> >> >>> looked at closely, based on the discretion
>> >> >> >>> (or lack thereof) of Puck.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> B. Anyone who says they drink beer and it isn't
>> >> >> >>> brewed in
>> >> >> >>> England, gets instantly thrown to Trunky, or
>> >> >> >>> after a successful appeal to one of the
>> >> >> >>> following: Rocky, Ethics, Dr E, or Duncan
>> >> >> >>> <when he gets off his arse and posts> gets
>> >> >> >>> thrown into the Flonk Pit, especially if
>> >> >> >>> they think lager is beer ie any
>> >> >> >>> thing like Fosters, Carlsburg, Heineken,
>> >> >> >>> Miller Lite, Budweiser as they are all
>> >> >> >>> girlie **** lager.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> C. Coffee is the food of GODD.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> D. All posts mentioning toast must be xposted to
>> >> >> >>> alt.cesium.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> E. Newbies are great. With a nice garlic sauce. And
>> >> >> >>> butter.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> F. Cheese is good
>> >> >> >>> i. with toast.
>> >> >> >>> ii. by itself.
>> >> >> >>> iii. with cesium.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> G. Space Girl owns ALL of cheese. Yes. All of it.
>> >> >> >>> You who
>> >> >> >>> BELIEVE you have cheese? Ha! You are merely
>> >> >> >>> hallucinating. You enjoy your little silly
>> >> >> >>> illusions at Space Girl's whim.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> Ammendment to G: Except people who eat Brie. That's
>> >> >> >>> real. And
>> >> >> >>> that ickie Kurd cheese that doesn't melt
>> >> >> >>> right. That is too. All other kinds of
>> >> >> >>> cheese are Space Girl's.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> Paragraph 3. Magic Numbers
>> >> >> >>> A. Three is a magic number, oh, yes it is and
>> >> >> >>> opinions to the
>> >> >> >>> contrary are grounds for the immediate
>> >> >> >>> cancellation of the posters AOL account.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> B. Rocky doesn't dig that for one second. Rocky has
>> >> >> >>> got a
>> >> >> >>> thing for 5. That is a magic Number.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> That looked more like a FAQ for demon.local . . . .
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> I think yer filesystem's messed up.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Shhh, miss-information is the best.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> You'll not be warned.
>> >> >
>> >> > Please see the FAQ.
>> >>
>> >> I would if I could.
>> >
>> > There's nothing to see anyway.
>>
>> I blame the red tape what regulates FAQers.
>
> I concur, you cur.
>
Don't call me a cur!
--
Phil Kyle™
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January 21st 07, 12:14 AM
Phil Kyle wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> oups.com:
>
> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> >> ups.com:
> >>
> >> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> >> >> oups.com:
> >> >>
> >> >> > ah thole wrote:
> >> >> >> Per wrote:
> >> >> >> > mimus wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:02:18 -0600, Per wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>> mimus wrote:
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:08:03 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 14:07:51 -0500, mimus
> >> >> >> >>>>> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >> >>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:26:10 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
> >> >> >> >>>>>>
> >> >> >> >>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:37:29 -0600, Per >
> >> >> >> >>>>>>> wrote:
> >> >> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >> >> >>>>>>>> Nothing to see here.
> >> >> >> >>>>>>> does that mean yer posting nekked?
> >> >> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >> >> >>>>>>> <run>
> >> >> >> >>>>>> Isn't that in the FAQ?
> >> >> >> >>>>> which one?
> >> >> >> >>>> There's more than one?
> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >>>> There must be an Eater of FAQs lurking around.
> >> >> >> >>> --------------------------------------------------------------
> >> >> >> >>> -
> > --
> >> >> >> >>> -
> >> > --
> >> >> >> >>> -- The Official Rules, Regulations, Charter, FAQ, and Other
> >> >> >> >>> Phenomenon of
> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> >> >> >> >>> --------------------------------------------------------------
> >> >> >> >>> -
> > --
> >> >> >> >>> -
> >> > --
> >> >> >> >>> --
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> Preamble:
> >> >> >> >>> A. No credit is given to anyone, because every other
> >> >> >> >>> newsgroup
> >> >> >> >>> does it, so why should we.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> B. These rules are subject to change at the whim of
> >> >> >> >>> Somebody,
> >> >> >> >>> because Somebody is the holder of the
> >> >> >> >>> ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> C. This ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF is copyright (c) 1998 by
> >> >> >> >>> someone. We
> >> >> >> >>> aren't certain by who. If you do happen to
> >> >> >> >>> find out, please be sure to tell us.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> D. Good cheese, good toast, good GOD lets post!
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> Paragraph 1. Demon.local
> >> >> >> >>> A. No posts by Christopher Sharp.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> B. All .signature files must be over four lines in
> >> >> >> >>> length.
> >> >> >> >>> Any article posted to aavf3 with a .sig of
> >> >> >> >>> less than four lines is grounds for
> >> >> >> >>> immediate cancellation of the writers demon
> >> >> >> >>> account.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> C. If you don't have a .sig file, we offer an
> >> >> >> >>> economical line
> >> >> >> >>> of .signatures for all types of messages
> >> >> >> >>> starting from $14.95 + S&H.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> D.
> >> >> >> >>> http://software.hixie.ch/utilities/cgi/figlet/figlet
> >> >> >> >>> For All Your Big Sig Needs.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> E. In alt.fag-lamer.tj.spark-miller.****head, all
> >> >> >> >>> postings
> >> >> >> >>> require the approval of "andy beckwith".
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> Paragraph 2. Food and Beverages
> >> >> >> >>> A. Anyone who posts without offering puck lots of
> >> >> >> >>> coffee
> >> >> >> >>> beforehand shall be looked at sternly.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> Ammendment to Subsection A: Or they shall have their
> >> >> >> >>> stern
> >> >> >> >>> looked at closely, based on the discretion
> >> >> >> >>> (or lack thereof) of Puck.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> B. Anyone who says they drink beer and it isn't
> >> >> >> >>> brewed in
> >> >> >> >>> England, gets instantly thrown to Trunky, or
> >> >> >> >>> after a successful appeal to one of the
> >> >> >> >>> following: Rocky, Ethics, Dr E, or Duncan
> >> >> >> >>> <when he gets off his arse and posts> gets
> >> >> >> >>> thrown into the Flonk Pit, especially if
> >> >> >> >>> they think lager is beer ie any
> >> >> >> >>> thing like Fosters, Carlsburg, Heineken,
> >> >> >> >>> Miller Lite, Budweiser as they are all
> >> >> >> >>> girlie **** lager.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> C. Coffee is the food of GODD.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> D. All posts mentioning toast must be xposted to
> >> >> >> >>> alt.cesium.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> E. Newbies are great. With a nice garlic sauce. And
> >> >> >> >>> butter.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> F. Cheese is good
> >> >> >> >>> i. with toast.
> >> >> >> >>> ii. by itself.
> >> >> >> >>> iii. with cesium.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> G. Space Girl owns ALL of cheese. Yes. All of it.
> >> >> >> >>> You who
> >> >> >> >>> BELIEVE you have cheese? Ha! You are merely
> >> >> >> >>> hallucinating. You enjoy your little silly
> >> >> >> >>> illusions at Space Girl's whim.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> Ammendment to G: Except people who eat Brie. That's
> >> >> >> >>> real. And
> >> >> >> >>> that ickie Kurd cheese that doesn't melt
> >> >> >> >>> right. That is too. All other kinds of
> >> >> >> >>> cheese are Space Girl's.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> Paragraph 3. Magic Numbers
> >> >> >> >>> A. Three is a magic number, oh, yes it is and
> >> >> >> >>> opinions to the
> >> >> >> >>> contrary are grounds for the immediate
> >> >> >> >>> cancellation of the posters AOL account.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> B. Rocky doesn't dig that for one second. Rocky has
> >> >> >> >>> got a
> >> >> >> >>> thing for 5. That is a magic Number.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> That looked more like a FAQ for demon.local . . . .
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> I think yer filesystem's messed up.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Shhh, miss-information is the best.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> You'll not be warned.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Please see the FAQ.
> >> >>
> >> >> I would if I could.
> >> >
> >> > There's nothing to see anyway.
> >>
> >> I blame the red tape what regulates FAQers.
> >
> > I concur, you cur.
> >
>
> Don't call me a cur!
>
OK Faggot!!
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 21st 07, 11:06 AM
Phil Kyle wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> oups.com:
>
> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> >> ups.com:
> >>
> >> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> >> >> oups.com:
> >> >>
> >> >> > ah thole wrote:
> >> >> >> Per wrote:
> >> >> >> > mimus wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:02:18 -0600, Per wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>> mimus wrote:
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:08:03 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 14:07:51 -0500, mimus
> >> >> >> >>>>> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >> >>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:26:10 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
> >> >> >> >>>>>>
> >> >> >> >>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:37:29 -0600, Per >
> >> >> >> >>>>>>> wrote:
> >> >> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >> >> >>>>>>>> Nothing to see here.
> >> >> >> >>>>>>> does that mean yer posting nekked?
> >> >> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >> >> >>>>>>> <run>
> >> >> >> >>>>>> Isn't that in the FAQ?
> >> >> >> >>>>> which one?
> >> >> >> >>>> There's more than one?
> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >>>> There must be an Eater of FAQs lurking around.
> >> >> >> >>> --------------------------------------------------------------
> >> >> >> >>> -
> > --
> >> >> >> >>> -
> >> > --
> >> >> >> >>> -- The Official Rules, Regulations, Charter, FAQ, and Other
> >> >> >> >>> Phenomenon of
> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> >> >> >> >>> --------------------------------------------------------------
> >> >> >> >>> -
> > --
> >> >> >> >>> -
> >> > --
> >> >> >> >>> --
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> Preamble:
> >> >> >> >>> A. No credit is given to anyone, because every other
> >> >> >> >>> newsgroup
> >> >> >> >>> does it, so why should we.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> B. These rules are subject to change at the whim of
> >> >> >> >>> Somebody,
> >> >> >> >>> because Somebody is the holder of the
> >> >> >> >>> ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> C. This ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF is copyright (c) 1998 by
> >> >> >> >>> someone. We
> >> >> >> >>> aren't certain by who. If you do happen to
> >> >> >> >>> find out, please be sure to tell us.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> D. Good cheese, good toast, good GOD lets post!
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> Paragraph 1. Demon.local
> >> >> >> >>> A. No posts by Christopher Sharp.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> B. All .signature files must be over four lines in
> >> >> >> >>> length.
> >> >> >> >>> Any article posted to aavf3 with a .sig of
> >> >> >> >>> less than four lines is grounds for
> >> >> >> >>> immediate cancellation of the writers demon
> >> >> >> >>> account.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> C. If you don't have a .sig file, we offer an
> >> >> >> >>> economical line
> >> >> >> >>> of .signatures for all types of messages
> >> >> >> >>> starting from $14.95 + S&H.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> D.
> >> >> >> >>> http://software.hixie.ch/utilities/cgi/figlet/figlet
> >> >> >> >>> For All Your Big Sig Needs.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> E. In alt.fag-lamer.tj.spark-miller.****head, all
> >> >> >> >>> postings
> >> >> >> >>> require the approval of "andy beckwith".
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> Paragraph 2. Food and Beverages
> >> >> >> >>> A. Anyone who posts without offering puck lots of
> >> >> >> >>> coffee
> >> >> >> >>> beforehand shall be looked at sternly.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> Ammendment to Subsection A: Or they shall have their
> >> >> >> >>> stern
> >> >> >> >>> looked at closely, based on the discretion
> >> >> >> >>> (or lack thereof) of Puck.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> B. Anyone who says they drink beer and it isn't
> >> >> >> >>> brewed in
> >> >> >> >>> England, gets instantly thrown to Trunky, or
> >> >> >> >>> after a successful appeal to one of the
> >> >> >> >>> following: Rocky, Ethics, Dr E, or Duncan
> >> >> >> >>> <when he gets off his arse and posts> gets
> >> >> >> >>> thrown into the Flonk Pit, especially if
> >> >> >> >>> they think lager is beer ie any
> >> >> >> >>> thing like Fosters, Carlsburg, Heineken,
> >> >> >> >>> Miller Lite, Budweiser as they are all
> >> >> >> >>> girlie **** lager.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> C. Coffee is the food of GODD.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> D. All posts mentioning toast must be xposted to
> >> >> >> >>> alt.cesium.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> E. Newbies are great. With a nice garlic sauce. And
> >> >> >> >>> butter.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> F. Cheese is good
> >> >> >> >>> i. with toast.
> >> >> >> >>> ii. by itself.
> >> >> >> >>> iii. with cesium.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> G. Space Girl owns ALL of cheese. Yes. All of it.
> >> >> >> >>> You who
> >> >> >> >>> BELIEVE you have cheese? Ha! You are merely
> >> >> >> >>> hallucinating. You enjoy your little silly
> >> >> >> >>> illusions at Space Girl's whim.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> Ammendment to G: Except people who eat Brie. That's
> >> >> >> >>> real. And
> >> >> >> >>> that ickie Kurd cheese that doesn't melt
> >> >> >> >>> right. That is too. All other kinds of
> >> >> >> >>> cheese are Space Girl's.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> Paragraph 3. Magic Numbers
> >> >> >> >>> A. Three is a magic number, oh, yes it is and
> >> >> >> >>> opinions to the
> >> >> >> >>> contrary are grounds for the immediate
> >> >> >> >>> cancellation of the posters AOL account.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> B. Rocky doesn't dig that for one second. Rocky has
> >> >> >> >>> got a
> >> >> >> >>> thing for 5. That is a magic Number.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> That looked more like a FAQ for demon.local . . . .
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> I think yer filesystem's messed up.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Shhh, miss-information is the best.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> You'll not be warned.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Please see the FAQ.
> >> >>
> >> >> I would if I could.
> >> >
> >> > There's nothing to see anyway.
> >>
> >> I blame the red tape what regulates FAQers.
> >
> > I concur, you cur.
>
> Don't call me a cur!
Hurry and put it in the curry.
> --
> Phil Kyle™
>
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> h i
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Phil Kyle
January 21st 07, 03:59 PM
verbally sodomised in
ups.com:
>
> Phil Kyle wrote:
>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
>> oups.com:
>>
>> > Phil Kyle wrote:
>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
>> >> ups.com:
>> >>
>> >> > Phil Kyle wrote:
>> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised
>> >> >> in oups.com:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > ah thole wrote:
>> >> >> >> Per wrote:
>> >> >> >> > mimus wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> On Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:02:18 -0600, Per wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>> mimus wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:08:03 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>>>
>> >> >> >> >>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 14:07:51 -0500, mimus
>> >> >> >> >>>>> > wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>>>>
>> >> >> >> >>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:26:10 -0500, dave hillstrom
>> >> >> >> >>>>>> wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>>>>>
>> >> >> >> >>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:37:29 -0600, Per
>> >> >> >> >>>>>>> > wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>>>>>>
>> >> >> >> >>>>>>>> Nothing to see here.
>> >> >> >> >>>>>>> does that mean yer posting nekked?
>> >> >> >> >>>>>>>
>> >> >> >> >>>>>>> <run>
>> >> >> >> >>>>>> Isn't that in the FAQ?
>> >> >> >> >>>>> which one?
>> >> >> >> >>>> There's more than one?
>> >> >> >> >>>>
>> >> >> >> >>>> There must be an Eater of FAQs lurking around.
>> >> >> >> >>> -----------------------------------------------------------
>> >> >> >> >>> --- -
>> > --
>> >> >> >> >>> -
>> >> > --
>> >> >> >> >>> -- The Official Rules, Regulations, Charter, FAQ, and
>> >> >> >> >>> Other Phenomenon of
>> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> >> >> >> >>> -----------------------------------------------------------
>> >> >> >> >>> --- -
>> > --
>> >> >> >> >>> -
>> >> > --
>> >> >> >> >>> --
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> Preamble:
>> >> >> >> >>> A. No credit is given to anyone, because every
>> >> >> >> >>> other newsgroup
>> >> >> >> >>> does it, so why should we.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> B. These rules are subject to change at the whim
>> >> >> >> >>> of Somebody,
>> >> >> >> >>> because Somebody is the holder of the
>> >> >> >> >>> ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> C. This ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF is copyright (c) 1998 by
>> >> >> >> >>> someone. We
>> >> >> >> >>> aren't certain by who. If you do happen
>> >> >> >> >>> to find out, please be sure to tell us.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> D. Good cheese, good toast, good GOD lets post!
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> Paragraph 1. Demon.local
>> >> >> >> >>> A. No posts by Christopher Sharp.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> B. All .signature files must be over four lines
>> >> >> >> >>> in length.
>> >> >> >> >>> Any article posted to aavf3 with a .sig
>> >> >> >> >>> of less than four lines is grounds for
>> >> >> >> >>> immediate cancellation of the writers
>> >> >> >> >>> demon account.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> C. If you don't have a .sig file, we offer an
>> >> >> >> >>> economical line
>> >> >> >> >>> of .signatures for all types of messages
>> >> >> >> >>> starting from $14.95 + S&H.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> D.
>> >> >> >> >>> http://software.hixie.ch/utilities/cgi/figlet/figl
>> >> >> >> >>> et
>> >> >> >> >>> For All Your Big Sig Needs.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> E. In alt.fag-lamer.tj.spark-miller.****head, all
>> >> >> >> >>> postings
>> >> >> >> >>> require the approval of "andy beckwith".
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> Paragraph 2. Food and Beverages
>> >> >> >> >>> A. Anyone who posts without offering puck lots of
>> >> >> >> >>> coffee
>> >> >> >> >>> beforehand shall be looked at sternly.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> Ammendment to Subsection A: Or they shall have
>> >> >> >> >>> their stern
>> >> >> >> >>> looked at closely, based on the
>> >> >> >> >>> discretion
>> >> >> >> >>> (or lack thereof) of Puck.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> B. Anyone who says they drink beer and it isn't
>> >> >> >> >>> brewed in
>> >> >> >> >>> England, gets instantly thrown to Trunky,
>> >> >> >> >>> or after a successful appeal to one of
>> >> >> >> >>> the following: Rocky, Ethics, Dr E, or
>> >> >> >> >>> Duncan <when he gets off his arse and
>> >> >> >> >>> posts> gets
>> >> >> >> >>> thrown into the Flonk Pit, especially if
>> >> >> >> >>> they think lager is beer ie any
>> >> >> >> >>> thing like Fosters, Carlsburg, Heineken,
>> >> >> >> >>> Miller Lite, Budweiser as they are all
>> >> >> >> >>> girlie **** lager.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> C. Coffee is the food of GODD.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> D. All posts mentioning toast must be xposted to
>> >> >> >> >>> alt.cesium.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> E. Newbies are great. With a nice garlic sauce.
>> >> >> >> >>> And butter.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> F. Cheese is good
>> >> >> >> >>> i. with toast.
>> >> >> >> >>> ii. by itself.
>> >> >> >> >>> iii. with cesium.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> G. Space Girl owns ALL of cheese. Yes. All of
>> >> >> >> >>> it. You who
>> >> >> >> >>> BELIEVE you have cheese? Ha! You are
>> >> >> >> >>> merely hallucinating. You enjoy your
>> >> >> >> >>> little silly
>> >> >> >> >>> illusions at Space Girl's whim.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> Ammendment to G: Except people who eat Brie.
>> >> >> >> >>> That's real. And
>> >> >> >> >>> that ickie Kurd cheese that doesn't melt
>> >> >> >> >>> right. That is too. All other kinds of
>> >> >> >> >>> cheese are Space Girl's.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> Paragraph 3. Magic Numbers
>> >> >> >> >>> A. Three is a magic number, oh, yes it is and
>> >> >> >> >>> opinions to the
>> >> >> >> >>> contrary are grounds for the immediate
>> >> >> >> >>> cancellation of the posters AOL account.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> B. Rocky doesn't dig that for one second. Rocky
>> >> >> >> >>> has got a
>> >> >> >> >>> thing for 5. That is a magic Number.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> That looked more like a FAQ for demon.local . . . .
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> I think yer filesystem's messed up.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Shhh, miss-information is the best.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> You'll not be warned.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Please see the FAQ.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I would if I could.
>> >> >
>> >> > There's nothing to see anyway.
>> >>
>> >> I blame the red tape what regulates FAQers.
>> >
>> > I concur, you cur.
>> >
>>
>> Don't call me a cur!
>>
> OK Faggot!!
>
>
honestjohn, do you think you could manage just *one* post without using
the word faggot?
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
ups.com:
> Phil Kyle wrote:
>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
>> oups.com:
>>
>> > Phil Kyle wrote:
>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
>> >> ups.com:
>> >>
>> >> > Phil Kyle wrote:
>> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised
>> >> >> in oups.com:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > ah thole wrote:
>> >> >> >> Per wrote:
>> >> >> >> > mimus wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> On Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:02:18 -0600, Per wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>> mimus wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:08:03 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>>>
>> >> >> >> >>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 14:07:51 -0500, mimus
>> >> >> >> >>>>> > wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>>>>
>> >> >> >> >>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:26:10 -0500, dave hillstrom
>> >> >> >> >>>>>> wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>>>>>
>> >> >> >> >>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:37:29 -0600, Per
>> >> >> >> >>>>>>> > wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>>>>>>
>> >> >> >> >>>>>>>> Nothing to see here.
>> >> >> >> >>>>>>> does that mean yer posting nekked?
>> >> >> >> >>>>>>>
>> >> >> >> >>>>>>> <run>
>> >> >> >> >>>>>> Isn't that in the FAQ?
>> >> >> >> >>>>> which one?
>> >> >> >> >>>> There's more than one?
>> >> >> >> >>>>
>> >> >> >> >>>> There must be an Eater of FAQs lurking around.
>> >> >> >> >>> -----------------------------------------------------------
>> >> >> >> >>> -
> --
>> >> >> >> >>> -
>> > --
>> >> >> >> >>> -
>> >> > --
>> >> >> >> >>> -- The Official Rules, Regulations, Charter, FAQ, and
>> >> >> >> >>> Other Phenomenon of
>> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> >> >> >> >>> -----------------------------------------------------------
>> >> >> >> >>> -
> --
>> >> >> >> >>> -
>> > --
>> >> >> >> >>> -
>> >> > --
>> >> >> >> >>> --
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> Preamble:
>> >> >> >> >>> A. No credit is given to anyone, because every
>> >> >> >> >>> other newsgroup
>> >> >> >> >>> does it, so why should we.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> B. These rules are subject to change at the whim
>> >> >> >> >>> of Somebody,
>> >> >> >> >>> because Somebody is the holder of the
>> >> >> >> >>> ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> C. This ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF is copyright (c) 1998 by
>> >> >> >> >>> someone. We
>> >> >> >> >>> aren't certain by who. If you do happen
>> >> >> >> >>> to find out, please be sure to tell us.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> D. Good cheese, good toast, good GOD lets post!
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> Paragraph 1. Demon.local
>> >> >> >> >>> A. No posts by Christopher Sharp.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> B. All .signature files must be over four lines
>> >> >> >> >>> in length.
>> >> >> >> >>> Any article posted to aavf3 with a .sig
>> >> >> >> >>> of less than four lines is grounds for
>> >> >> >> >>> immediate cancellation of the writers
>> >> >> >> >>> demon account.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> C. If you don't have a .sig file, we offer an
>> >> >> >> >>> economical line
>> >> >> >> >>> of .signatures for all types of messages
>> >> >> >> >>> starting from $14.95 + S&H.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> D.
>> >> >> >> >>> http://software.hixie.ch/utilities/cgi/figlet/figl
>> >> >> >> >>> et
>> >> >> >> >>> For All Your Big Sig Needs.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> E. In alt.fag-lamer.tj.spark-miller.****head, all
>> >> >> >> >>> postings
>> >> >> >> >>> require the approval of "andy beckwith".
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> Paragraph 2. Food and Beverages
>> >> >> >> >>> A. Anyone who posts without offering puck lots of
>> >> >> >> >>> coffee
>> >> >> >> >>> beforehand shall be looked at sternly.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> Ammendment to Subsection A: Or they shall have
>> >> >> >> >>> their stern
>> >> >> >> >>> looked at closely, based on the
>> >> >> >> >>> discretion
>> >> >> >> >>> (or lack thereof) of Puck.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> B. Anyone who says they drink beer and it isn't
>> >> >> >> >>> brewed in
>> >> >> >> >>> England, gets instantly thrown to Trunky,
>> >> >> >> >>> or after a successful appeal to one of
>> >> >> >> >>> the following: Rocky, Ethics, Dr E, or
>> >> >> >> >>> Duncan <when he gets off his arse and
>> >> >> >> >>> posts> gets
>> >> >> >> >>> thrown into the Flonk Pit, especially if
>> >> >> >> >>> they think lager is beer ie any
>> >> >> >> >>> thing like Fosters, Carlsburg, Heineken,
>> >> >> >> >>> Miller Lite, Budweiser as they are all
>> >> >> >> >>> girlie **** lager.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> C. Coffee is the food of GODD.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> D. All posts mentioning toast must be xposted to
>> >> >> >> >>> alt.cesium.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> E. Newbies are great. With a nice garlic sauce.
>> >> >> >> >>> And butter.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> F. Cheese is good
>> >> >> >> >>> i. with toast.
>> >> >> >> >>> ii. by itself.
>> >> >> >> >>> iii. with cesium.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> G. Space Girl owns ALL of cheese. Yes. All of
>> >> >> >> >>> it. You who
>> >> >> >> >>> BELIEVE you have cheese? Ha! You are
>> >> >> >> >>> merely hallucinating. You enjoy your
>> >> >> >> >>> little silly
>> >> >> >> >>> illusions at Space Girl's whim.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> Ammendment to G: Except people who eat Brie.
>> >> >> >> >>> That's real. And
>> >> >> >> >>> that ickie Kurd cheese that doesn't melt
>> >> >> >> >>> right. That is too. All other kinds of
>> >> >> >> >>> cheese are Space Girl's.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> Paragraph 3. Magic Numbers
>> >> >> >> >>> A. Three is a magic number, oh, yes it is and
>> >> >> >> >>> opinions to the
>> >> >> >> >>> contrary are grounds for the immediate
>> >> >> >> >>> cancellation of the posters AOL account.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> B. Rocky doesn't dig that for one second. Rocky
>> >> >> >> >>> has got a
>> >> >> >> >>> thing for 5. That is a magic Number.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> That looked more like a FAQ for demon.local . . . .
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> I think yer filesystem's messed up.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Shhh, miss-information is the best.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> You'll not be warned.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Please see the FAQ.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I would if I could.
>> >> >
>> >> > There's nothing to see anyway.
>> >>
>> >> I blame the red tape what regulates FAQers.
>> >
>> > I concur, you cur.
>>
>> Don't call me a cur!
>
> Hurry and put it in the curry.
>
Don't be dumb, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party.
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January 22nd 07, 03:33 AM
Phil Kyle wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> ups.com:
>
> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> >> oups.com:
> >>
> >> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> >> >> ups.com:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised
> >> >> >> in oups.com:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > ah thole wrote:
> >> >> >> >> Per wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > mimus wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:02:18 -0600, Per wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>> mimus wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:08:03 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 14:07:51 -0500, mimus
> >> >> >> >> >>>>> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:26:10 -0500, dave hillstrom
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>> wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:37:29 -0600, Per
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>> Nothing to see here.
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>> does that mean yer posting nekked?
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>> <run>
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>> Isn't that in the FAQ?
> >> >> >> >> >>>>> which one?
> >> >> >> >> >>>> There's more than one?
> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> There must be an Eater of FAQs lurking around.
> >> >> >> >> >>> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >> >> >> >> >>> -
> > --
> >> >> >> >> >>> -
> >> > --
> >> >> >> >> >>> -
> >> >> > --
> >> >> >> >> >>> -- The Official Rules, Regulations, Charter, FAQ, and
> >> >> >> >> >>> Other Phenomenon of
> >> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> >> >> >> >> >>> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >> >> >> >> >>> -
> > --
> >> >> >> >> >>> -
> >> > --
> >> >> >> >> >>> -
> >> >> > --
> >> >> >> >> >>> --
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> Preamble:
> >> >> >> >> >>> A. No credit is given to anyone, because every
> >> >> >> >> >>> other newsgroup
> >> >> >> >> >>> does it, so why should we.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> B. These rules are subject to change at the whim
> >> >> >> >> >>> of Somebody,
> >> >> >> >> >>> because Somebody is the holder of the
> >> >> >> >> >>> ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> C. This ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF is copyright (c) 1998 by
> >> >> >> >> >>> someone. We
> >> >> >> >> >>> aren't certain by who. If you do happen
> >> >> >> >> >>> to find out, please be sure to tell us.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> D. Good cheese, good toast, good GOD lets post!
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> Paragraph 1. Demon.local
> >> >> >> >> >>> A. No posts by Christopher Sharp.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> B. All .signature files must be over four lines
> >> >> >> >> >>> in length.
> >> >> >> >> >>> Any article posted to aavf3 with a .sig
> >> >> >> >> >>> of less than four lines is grounds for
> >> >> >> >> >>> immediate cancellation of the writers
> >> >> >> >> >>> demon account.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> C. If you don't have a .sig file, we offer an
> >> >> >> >> >>> economical line
> >> >> >> >> >>> of .signatures for all types of messages
> >> >> >> >> >>> starting from $14.95 + S&H.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> D.
> >> >> >> >> >>> http://software.hixie.ch/utilities/cgi/figlet/figl
> >> >> >> >> >>> et
> >> >> >> >> >>> For All Your Big Sig Needs.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> E. In alt.fag-lamer.tj.spark-miller.****head, all
> >> >> >> >> >>> postings
> >> >> >> >> >>> require the approval of "andy beckwith".
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> Paragraph 2. Food and Beverages
> >> >> >> >> >>> A. Anyone who posts without offering puck lots of
> >> >> >> >> >>> coffee
> >> >> >> >> >>> beforehand shall be looked at sternly.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> Ammendment to Subsection A: Or they shall have
> >> >> >> >> >>> their stern
> >> >> >> >> >>> looked at closely, based on the
> >> >> >> >> >>> discretion
> >> >> >> >> >>> (or lack thereof) of Puck.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> B. Anyone who says they drink beer and it isn't
> >> >> >> >> >>> brewed in
> >> >> >> >> >>> England, gets instantly thrown to Trunky,
> >> >> >> >> >>> or after a successful appeal to one of
> >> >> >> >> >>> the following: Rocky, Ethics, Dr E, or
> >> >> >> >> >>> Duncan <when he gets off his arse and
> >> >> >> >> >>> posts> gets
> >> >> >> >> >>> thrown into the Flonk Pit, especially if
> >> >> >> >> >>> they think lager is beer ie any
> >> >> >> >> >>> thing like Fosters, Carlsburg, Heineken,
> >> >> >> >> >>> Miller Lite, Budweiser as they are all
> >> >> >> >> >>> girlie **** lager.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> C. Coffee is the food of GODD.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> D. All posts mentioning toast must be xposted to
> >> >> >> >> >>> alt.cesium.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> E. Newbies are great. With a nice garlic sauce.
> >> >> >> >> >>> And butter.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> F. Cheese is good
> >> >> >> >> >>> i. with toast.
> >> >> >> >> >>> ii. by itself.
> >> >> >> >> >>> iii. with cesium.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> G. Space Girl owns ALL of cheese. Yes. All of
> >> >> >> >> >>> it. You who
> >> >> >> >> >>> BELIEVE you have cheese? Ha! You are
> >> >> >> >> >>> merely hallucinating. You enjoy your
> >> >> >> >> >>> little silly
> >> >> >> >> >>> illusions at Space Girl's whim.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> Ammendment to G: Except people who eat Brie.
> >> >> >> >> >>> That's real. And
> >> >> >> >> >>> that ickie Kurd cheese that doesn't melt
> >> >> >> >> >>> right. That is too. All other kinds of
> >> >> >> >> >>> cheese are Space Girl's.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> Paragraph 3. Magic Numbers
> >> >> >> >> >>> A. Three is a magic number, oh, yes it is and
> >> >> >> >> >>> opinions to the
> >> >> >> >> >>> contrary are grounds for the immediate
> >> >> >> >> >>> cancellation of the posters AOL account.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> B. Rocky doesn't dig that for one second. Rocky
> >> >> >> >> >>> has got a
> >> >> >> >> >>> thing for 5. That is a magic Number.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> That looked more like a FAQ for demon.local . . . .
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> I think yer filesystem's messed up.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Shhh, miss-information is the best.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> You'll not be warned.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Please see the FAQ.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I would if I could.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > There's nothing to see anyway.
> >> >>
> >> >> I blame the red tape what regulates FAQers.
> >> >
> >> > I concur, you cur.
> >>
> >> Don't call me a cur!
> >
> > Hurry and put it in the curry.
>
> Don't be dumb, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party.
Its springtime for Hitler and Chermany!
> --
> Phil Kyle™
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