Naval Aviator's Code

[Greasy Rider[_1_]]

The Naval Aviator's Code

I am a Navy Pilot
I will not drink
But if I do
I will not get drunk
But if I do
I will not get drunk in public
But if I do
I will not stagger
But if I do
I will not fall down
But if I do
I will fall on my face so they cannot see my wings.