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- Lunacy -
December 2nd 06, 04:34 AM

Bruce R
December 2nd 06, 05:42 AM
Nice series, makes me want to fly that airline!! Any story about the three
damsels and which airline they are supposed to represent?

Bruce R



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Alan Erskine
December 2nd 06, 07:31 AM
"- Lunacy -" > wrote in message
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God; for Christmas, don't give me a pilot's license; give me the flight
attendants instead!


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Alan Erskine

§qu@r3 Wh33£s
December 2nd 06, 07:50 AM
On this day of this month, in a year likely to be unrecorded in human
history, Alan Erskine wrote:

> God; for Christmas, don't give me a pilot's license; give me the flight
> attendants instead!

I am truly sorry My son, but only one per male organism is allowed.

God


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Dave Kearton
December 2nd 06, 08:11 AM
Alan Erskine wrote:
> "§qu@r3 Wh33£s" > wrote in message
> news:qfach.408764$R63.246331@pd7urf1no...
>> On this day of this month, in a year likely to be unrecorded in human
>> history, Alan Erskine wrote:
>>
>>> God; for Christmas, don't give me a pilot's license; give me the
>>> flight attendants instead!
>>
>> I am truly sorry My son, but only one per male organism is allowed.
>>
>> God
>
> I've got Multiple Personality Disorder.




Is that like multiple organisms ?




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Cheers

Dave Kearton

Alan Erskine
December 2nd 06, 08:17 AM
"§qu@r3 Wh33£s" > wrote in message
news:qfach.408764$R63.246331@pd7urf1no...
> On this day of this month, in a year likely to be unrecorded in human
> history, Alan Erskine wrote:
>
> > God; for Christmas, don't give me a pilot's license; give me the flight
> > attendants instead!
>
> I am truly sorry My son, but only one per male organism is allowed.
>
> God

I've got Multiple Personality Disorder.


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Alan Erskine

Luke
December 2nd 06, 08:55 AM
"§qu@r3 Wh33£s" > wrote in message
news:qfach.408764$R63.246331@pd7urf1no...
> On this day of this month, in a year likely to be unrecorded in human
> history, Alan Erskine wrote:
>
> > God; for Christmas, don't give me a pilot's license; give me the flight
> > attendants instead!
>
> I am truly sorry My son, but only one per male organism is allowed.
>
> God


That might explain why God is angry with me.....


Luke

- Lunacy -
December 2nd 06, 10:20 AM
Goedemorgen dames en heren, welkom bij Mighty Air. Op deze maandagochtend
vliegen wij naar de zon, gezien het regenachtige weer van vandaag. Mocht u
op het werk zijn, dikke pech, deze post is niks voor u. Er zit geen hoog
NSFW gehalte in, maar toch genoeg om u uit de deur te werken daar. Dus u
zult moeten wachten tot vanavond. Ik ben u kapitein, mijn naam is Mighty en
de crew in het toestel bestaat uit Kira, Leana en Kirsten. Zij zullen u
verwelkomen en verzorgen tot op de plaats van bestemming. Ze stellen
zichzelf even voor aan u, prettige vlucht!

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"Bruce R" > wrote in message
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> Nice series, makes me want to fly that airline!! Any story about the
> three damsels and which airline they are supposed to represent?
>
> Bruce R
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§qu@r3 Wh33£s
December 2nd 06, 05:23 PM
On this day of this month, in a year likely to be unrecorded in human
history, Alan Erskine wrote:

> I've got Multiple Personality Disorder.

Yes. So you get Kirsten, so does she.

Big G


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The attacker must vanquish, the defender need only survive.

Paul Elliot
December 4th 06, 03:01 PM
- Lunacy - wrote:
> Goedemorgen dames en heren, welkom bij Mighty Air. Op deze
> maandagochtend vliegen wij naar de zon, gezien het regenachtige weer van
> vandaag. Mocht u op het werk zijn, dikke pech, deze post is niks voor u.
> Er zit geen hoog NSFW gehalte in, maar toch genoeg om u uit de deur te
> werken daar. Dus u zult moeten wachten tot vanavond. Ik ben u kapitein,
> mijn naam is Mighty en de crew in het toestel bestaat uit Kira, Leana en
> Kirsten. Zij zullen u verwelkomen en verzorgen tot op de plaats van
> bestemming. Ze stellen zichzelf even voor aan u, prettige vlucht!
>
> translate that
> "Bruce R" > wrote in message
> .. .
>
>> Nice series, makes me want to fly that airline!! Any story about the
>> three damsels and which airline they are supposed to represent?
>>
>> Bruce R
>>
>>
>>
>> "- Lunacy -" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>
>>> yeah its the %
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>>> in the file name
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>>>
>>> "- Lunacy -" > wrote in
>>> message ...
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Duh...translate please?

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PC Paul
89 PC800
77 R100RS

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"To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to
society" - Theodore Roosevelt

Luke
December 4th 06, 03:41 PM
"Paul Elliot" > wrote in message
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> - Lunacy - wrote:
> > Goedemorgen dames en heren, welkom bij Mighty Air. Op deze
> > maandagochtend vliegen wij naar de zon, gezien het regenachtige weer van
> > vandaag. Mocht u op het werk zijn, dikke pech, deze post is niks voor u.
> > Er zit geen hoog NSFW gehalte in, maar toch genoeg om u uit de deur te
> > werken daar. Dus u zult moeten wachten tot vanavond. Ik ben u kapitein,
> > mijn naam is Mighty en de crew in het toestel bestaat uit Kira, Leana en
> > Kirsten. Zij zullen u verwelkomen en verzorgen tot op de plaats van
> > bestemming. Ze stellen zichzelf even voor aan u, prettige vlucht!
> >
> > translate that
> > "Bruce R" > wrote in message
> > .. .
>
>
> Duh...translate please?

Babblefish Dutch to English. Might not be exact, but you can alt least
get the jist...

"Good morning ladies and lords, welcome at Mighty air. On this Monday
morning we fly to the sun, seen it rainy of today. You should be at the
work, dikke breakdown, this mail is nothing for u. sits there no high NSFW
quality in, but nevertheless enough you from the door work there. Therefore
you will have wait to vanavond. I am you captain, my name is Mighty and the
crew in the toestel exists from Kira, Leana and Kirsten. They you welcome
and look after to at the place of destination. They proposal themselves just
as to you, pleasant flight!"


Luke

rich359
December 4th 06, 06:14 PM
This translation is way better than the original Dutch language version ;-)

"Luke" > schreef in bericht
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> "Paul Elliot" > wrote in message
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>> - Lunacy - wrote:
>> > Goedemorgen dames en heren, welkom bij Mighty Air. Op deze
>> > maandagochtend vliegen wij naar de zon, gezien het regenachtige weer
>> > van
>> > vandaag. Mocht u op het werk zijn, dikke pech, deze post is niks voor
>> > u.
>> > Er zit geen hoog NSFW gehalte in, maar toch genoeg om u uit de deur te
>> > werken daar. Dus u zult moeten wachten tot vanavond. Ik ben u kapitein,
>> > mijn naam is Mighty en de crew in het toestel bestaat uit Kira, Leana
>> > en
>> > Kirsten. Zij zullen u verwelkomen en verzorgen tot op de plaats van
>> > bestemming. Ze stellen zichzelf even voor aan u, prettige vlucht!
>> >
>> > translate that
>> > "Bruce R" > wrote in message
>> > .. .
>>
>>
>> Duh...translate please?
>
> Babblefish Dutch to English. Might not be exact, but you can alt least
> get the jist...
>
> "Good morning ladies and lords, welcome at Mighty air. On this Monday
> morning we fly to the sun, seen it rainy of today. You should be at the
> work, dikke breakdown, this mail is nothing for u. sits there no high NSFW
> quality in, but nevertheless enough you from the door work there.
> Therefore
> you will have wait to vanavond. I am you captain, my name is Mighty and
> the
> crew in the toestel exists from Kira, Leana and Kirsten. They you welcome
> and look after to at the place of destination. They proposal themselves
> just
> as to you, pleasant flight!"
>
>
> Luke
>
>

§qu@r3 Wh33£s
December 4th 06, 09:55 PM
On this day of this month, in a year likely to be unrecorded in human
history, Paul Elliot wrote:

> Duh...translate please?

Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Mighty Air. On this Monday
morning we're flying in the direction of the sun, given today's rainy
weather. In the event you're at work, tough luck; this post is nothing for
you (maybe ...this post isn't meant for you???). There isn't a high
content of NSFW in it but still enough to get you out the door. So, you'll
just have to wait until this evening. I am your captain and my name is
Mighty. The aircraft's crew consists of Kira, Leana and Kirsten. They will
welcome you and take good care of you until your arrival at our destination.
They're at your service. Have a pleasant flight.

Translation courtesy of MagisterMax, from next door in ABPAutos, who is
originally Dutch, so thanks go to him.

Neither one of us has any idea what the NSFW stands for (FW=flying
weather?)..... we're car d00ds, we only fly in two dimensions!


SW


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The attacker must vanquish, the defender need only survive.

Paul Elliot
December 4th 06, 10:22 PM
§qu@r3 Wh33£s wrote:
> On this day of this month, in a year likely to be unrecorded in human
> history, Paul Elliot wrote:
>
>
>>Duh...translate please?
>
>
> Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Mighty Air. On this Monday
> morning we're flying in the direction of the sun, given today's rainy
> weather. In the event you're at work, tough luck; this post is nothing for
> you (maybe ...this post isn't meant for you???). There isn't a high
> content of NSFW in it but still enough to get you out the door. So, you'll
> just have to wait until this evening. I am your captain and my name is
> Mighty. The aircraft's crew consists of Kira, Leana and Kirsten. They will
> welcome you and take good care of you until your arrival at our destination.
> They're at your service. Have a pleasant flight.
>
> Translation courtesy of MagisterMax, from next door in ABPAutos, who is
> originally Dutch, so thanks go to him.
>
> Neither one of us has any idea what the NSFW stands for (FW=flying
> weather?)..... we're car d00ds, we only fly in two dimensions!
>
>
> SW
>
>

OK, you sold me. Book me a seat on their longest flight! :-)

--
PC Paul
89 PC800
77 R100RS

Trip pics at: http://new.photos.yahoo.com/paul1cart/albums/

"To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to
society" - Theodore Roosevelt

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