Young Pilot---Older Pilot

[Jim Breckenridge]

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.



The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and
promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.
He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound
barrier.


The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the
C-130 pilot came! back < BR>on and said "What did you think
of that?"
Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs,
went to the back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and
a cinnamon bun."


When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a
good thing.
When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not
such a bad thing!!

[redc1c4]

Jim Breckenridge wrote:
>
> A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
> The jet jockey decided to show off.
>
> The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and
> promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.
> He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound
> barrier.
>
> The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
> The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
> The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the
> C-130 pilot came! back < BR>on and said "What did you think
> of that?"
> Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
> The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs,
> went to the back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and
> a cinnamon bun."
>
> When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a
> good thing.
> When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not
> such a bad thing!!

young bull - old bull..................

redc1c4,
who's had all the excitement in his life he needs or wants. %-)
--
"Enlisted men are stupid, but extremely cunning and sly, and bear
considerable watching."

Army Officer's Guide

[redc1c4]

Jim Breckenridge wrote:
>
> A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
> The jet jockey decided to show off.
>
> The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and
> promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.
> He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound
> barrier.
>
> The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
> The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
> The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the
> C-130 pilot came! back < BR>on and said "What did you think
> of that?"
> Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
> The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs,
> went to the back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and
> a cinnamon bun."
>
> When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a
> good thing.
> When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not
> such a bad thing!!

young bull - old bull..................

redc1c4,
who's had all the excitement in his life he needs or wants. %-)
--
"Enlisted men are stupid, but extremely cunning and sly, and bear
considerable watching."

Army Officer's Guide

[No Name]

We had the same story in the 60's, but it was a F-104 jock and a B-52
commander. The 52's reply was the same, but with one very important add on-
"I just shut down two engines, let's see you top that."

"Jim Breckenridge" > wrote in message
news:%Iguh.809296$R63.188215@pd7urf1no...
>
>
>
> A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey
> decided to show off.
>
>
>
> The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went
> into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a
> sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
>
>
> The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
> The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
> The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came!
> back < BR>on and said "What did you think of that?"
> Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
> The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the
> back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun."
>
>
> When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing.
> When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad
> thing!!

[No Name]

We had the same story in the 60's, but it was a F-104 jock and a B-52
commander. The 52's reply was the same, but with one very important add on-
"I just shut down two engines, let's see you top that."

"Jim Breckenridge" > wrote in message
news:%Iguh.809296$R63.188215@pd7urf1no...
>
>
>
> A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey
> decided to show off.
>
>
>
> The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went
> into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a
> sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
>
>
> The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
> The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
> The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came!
> back < BR>on and said "What did you think of that?"
> Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
> The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the
> back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun."
>
>
> When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing.
> When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad
> thing!!

[Bill[_3_]]

redc1c4 wrote:
> Jim Breckenridge wrote:
>> A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
>> The jet jockey decided to show off.
>>
>> The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and
>> promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.
>> He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound
>> barrier.
>>
>> The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
>> The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
>> The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the
>> C-130 pilot came! back < BR>on and said "What did you think
>> of that?"
>> Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
>> The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs,
>> went to the back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and
>> a cinnamon bun."
>>
>> When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a
>> good thing.
>> When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not
>> such a bad thing!!
>
> young bull - old bull..................
>
> redc1c4,
> who's had all the excitement in his life he needs or wants. %-)

Didn't I hear somewhere that "there are bold pilots, and there are old
pilots, but there are no old, bold pilots".

Bill Browne from Europe

[Bill[_3_]]

redc1c4 wrote:
> Jim Breckenridge wrote:
>> A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
>> The jet jockey decided to show off.
>>
>> The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and
>> promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.
>> He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound
>> barrier.
>>
>> The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
>> The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
>> The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the
>> C-130 pilot came! back < BR>on and said "What did you think
>> of that?"
>> Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
>> The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs,
>> went to the back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and
>> a cinnamon bun."
>>
>> When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a
>> good thing.
>> When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not
>> such a bad thing!!
>
> young bull - old bull..................
>
> redc1c4,
> who's had all the excitement in his life he needs or wants. %-)

Didn't I hear somewhere that "there are bold pilots, and there are old
pilots, but there are no old, bold pilots".

Bill Browne from Europe

[Papa Fox]

Ah, yes, the dreaded six-engine landing. P.

On Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:12:40 GMT, > wrote:

>We had the same story in the 60's, but it was a F-104 jock and a B-52
>commander. The 52's reply was the same, but with one very important add on-
>"I just shut down two engines, let's see you top that."
>
>"Jim Breckenridge" > wrote in message
>news:%Iguh.809296$R63.188215@pd7urf1no...
>>
>>
>>
>> A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey
>> decided to show off.
>>
>>
>>
>> The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went
>> into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a
>> sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
>>
>>
>> The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
>> The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
>> The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came!
>> back < BR>on and said "What did you think of that?"
>> Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
>> The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the
>> back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun."
>>
>>
>> When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing.
>> When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad
>> thing!!
>

[Papa Fox]

Ah, yes, the dreaded six-engine landing. P.

On Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:12:40 GMT, > wrote:

>We had the same story in the 60's, but it was a F-104 jock and a B-52
>commander. The 52's reply was the same, but with one very important add on-
>"I just shut down two engines, let's see you top that."
>
>"Jim Breckenridge" > wrote in message
>news:%Iguh.809296$R63.188215@pd7urf1no...
>>
>>
>>
>> A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey
>> decided to show off.
>>
>>
>>
>> The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went
>> into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a
>> sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
>>
>>
>> The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
>> The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
>> The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came!
>> back < BR>on and said "What did you think of that?"
>> Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
>> The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the
>> back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun."
>>
>>
>> When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing.
>> When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad
>> thing!!
>