AustinMN
April 25th 07, 07:30 PM
He's a hybrid...see the vairous flame warriors below.
Android:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/android.htm
> ...If, for example, someone were to call him a pinhead, he would get
> out a tape measure and after finding that his cranium falls within
> normal size specifications Android would dismiss the comment as
> erroneous.
Blowhard:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/blowhard.htm
> Blowhard feels the need to present his credentials before entering
> the fray - even if they are irrelevant to the discussion.
Ego:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/ego.htm
> ...Ego grows increasingly restive when the forum's attention shifts
> away from his interests, and he will often provoke conflict to
> reestablish himself as the subject at hand...
Fanboy:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/fanboy.htm
> ...He's fixated on a particular video game...
Ferrous Cranus:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/ferouscranus.htm
> Ferrous Cranus is utterly impervious to reason, persuasion and
> new ideas, and when engaged in battle he will not yield an inch
> in his position regardless of its hopelessness...
Lonely Guy:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/lonelyguy.htm
> Lonely Guy doesn't get out much, and often his social isolation
> can drive him to do battle just for the human contact...
Palooka:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/palooka.htm
> His astonishing ability to absorb punishment leads one to suspect
> that during his long Warrior career Palooka has taken a few too
> many punches.
Profundus Maximus:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/profundusmaximus.htm
> Profundus Maximus eagerly holds forth on all subjects, but his
> thin knowledge will not support a sustained assault...
Target:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/target.htm
> Target is the guy everyone in a forum loves to hate. He brings
> this upon himself; he may be a known cheater in a game
> forum, a conservative among liberals, a Windows guy among
> Mac enthusiasts, or even a man in a women's forum...
Tireless Rebutter:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/tirelessrebutter.htm
> Confident that his arguments are sound, Tireless Rebutter
> can't understand why he is universally loathed...
Austin
Android:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/android.htm
> ...If, for example, someone were to call him a pinhead, he would get
> out a tape measure and after finding that his cranium falls within
> normal size specifications Android would dismiss the comment as
> erroneous.
Blowhard:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/blowhard.htm
> Blowhard feels the need to present his credentials before entering
> the fray - even if they are irrelevant to the discussion.
Ego:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/ego.htm
> ...Ego grows increasingly restive when the forum's attention shifts
> away from his interests, and he will often provoke conflict to
> reestablish himself as the subject at hand...
Fanboy:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/fanboy.htm
> ...He's fixated on a particular video game...
Ferrous Cranus:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/ferouscranus.htm
> Ferrous Cranus is utterly impervious to reason, persuasion and
> new ideas, and when engaged in battle he will not yield an inch
> in his position regardless of its hopelessness...
Lonely Guy:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/lonelyguy.htm
> Lonely Guy doesn't get out much, and often his social isolation
> can drive him to do battle just for the human contact...
Palooka:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/palooka.htm
> His astonishing ability to absorb punishment leads one to suspect
> that during his long Warrior career Palooka has taken a few too
> many punches.
Profundus Maximus:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/profundusmaximus.htm
> Profundus Maximus eagerly holds forth on all subjects, but his
> thin knowledge will not support a sustained assault...
Target:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/target.htm
> Target is the guy everyone in a forum loves to hate. He brings
> this upon himself; he may be a known cheater in a game
> forum, a conservative among liberals, a Windows guy among
> Mac enthusiasts, or even a man in a women's forum...
Tireless Rebutter:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/tirelessrebutter.htm
> Confident that his arguments are sound, Tireless Rebutter
> can't understand why he is universally loathed...
Austin