Re: Hilarious map error

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Peter Hucker wrote:

P.Hucker is that really you?

> 1. Go to www.google.co.uk
>
> 2. Click on 'maps'.
>
> 3. Click on 'get directions'.
>
> 4. Go from " Atlanta " to " Paris, France ".
>
> 5. Scroll down in the directions to number 22.
>
> 6. Laugh and then re-post this ASAP so other people can enjoy...
> before they change it!

You'd think you could just get a direct flight. On the Concorde
perhaps.

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> A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she Landed on Science & Nature.
> Her question was "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
> She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

That sounds like something Tholoon would ask.

[Mr Pounder]

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>
> P.Hucker is that really you?
>
> > 1. Go to www.google.co.uk
> >
> > 2. Click on 'maps'.
> >
> > 3. Click on 'get directions'.
> >
> > 4. Go from " Atlanta " to " Paris, France ".
> >
> > 5. Scroll down in the directions to number 22.
> >
> > 6. Laugh and then re-post this ASAP so other people can enjoy...
> > before they change it!
>
> You'd think you could just get a direct flight. On the Concorde
> perhaps.

My word Bruce. You are still a prick.

Mr Pounder
>
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http://www.petersphotos.com
> >
> > A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
rolled the dice and she Landed on Science & Nature.
> > Her question was "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name,
can you hear it?"
> > She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
>
> That sounds like something Tholoon would ask.
>

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >
> > P.Hucker is that really you?
> >
> > > 1. Go to www.google.co.uk
> > >
> > > 2. Click on 'maps'.
> > >
> > > 3. Click on 'get directions'.
> > >
> > > 4. Go from " Atlanta " to " Paris, France ".
> > >
> > > 5. Scroll down in the directions to number 22.
> > >
> > > 6. Laugh and then re-post this ASAP so other people can enjoy...
> > > before they change it!
> >
> > You'd think you could just get a direct flight. On the Concorde
> > perhaps.
>
> My word Bruce. You are still a prick.

Yes, unlike Dickless Tholoon, I can honestly say I have one.

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Sun, 13 May 2007 04:52:53 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>
> P.Hucker is that really you?
>
>> 1. Go to www.google.co.uk
>>
>> 2. Click on 'maps'.
>>
>> 3. Click on 'get directions'.
>>
>> 4. Go from " Atlanta " to " Paris, France ".
>>
>> 5. Scroll down in the directions to number 22.
>>
>> 6. Laugh and then re-post this ASAP so other people can enjoy...
>> before they change it!
>
> You'd think you could just get a direct flight. On the Concorde
> perhaps.

It's cheaper to swim.

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From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm ****ing bored!"
Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"
Unknown aircraft: "I said I was ****ing bored, not ****ing stupid!"

[Hypocrisy Alert]

Michael Baldwin, Bruce:
> You'd think you could just get a direct flight. On the Concorde
> perhaps.

Try this:

http://snipurl.com/1l8bg

HA

[Phil Kyle]

"Peter Hucker" > wrote in news:op.tsk27ek94buhsv@fx62:

> On Sun, 13 May 2007 04:52:53 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>
>> P.Hucker is that really you?
>>
>>> 1. Go to www.google.co.uk
>>>
>>> 2. Click on 'maps'.
>>>
>>> 3. Click on 'get directions'.
>>>
>>> 4. Go from " Atlanta " to " Paris, France ".
>>>
>>> 5. Scroll down in the directions to number 22.
>>>
>>> 6. Laugh and then re-post this ASAP so other people can
>>> enjoy...
>>> before they change it!
>>
>> You'd think you could just get a direct flight. On the Concorde
>> perhaps.
>
> It's cheaper to swim.
>

I heard chip fat is quite expensive now.
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[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 13 May 2007 04:52:53 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >
> > P.Hucker is that really you?
> >
> >> 1. Go to www.google.co.uk
> >>
> >> 2. Click on 'maps'.
> >>
> >> 3. Click on 'get directions'.
> >>
> >> 4. Go from " Atlanta " to " Paris, France ".
> >>
> >> 5. Scroll down in the directions to number 22.
> >>
> >> 6. Laugh and then re-post this ASAP so other people can enjoy...
> >> before they change it!
> >
> > You'd think you could just get a direct flight. On the Concorde
> > perhaps.
>
> It's cheaper to swim.

In what sense?

> http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com
>
> From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm ****ing bored!"
> Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"
> Unknown aircraft: "I said I was ****ing bored, not ****ing stupid!"

I heard you were ****ing stupid, P.Hucker.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Hypocrisy Alert wrote:
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce:
> > You'd think you could just get a direct flight. On the Concorde
> > perhaps.
>
> Try this:
>
> http://snipurl.com/1l8bg
>
> HA

Driving on the right. What a stupid concept!

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Sun, 20 May 2007 05:36:33 +0100, Phil Kyle > wrote:

> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in news:op.tsk27ek94buhsv@fx62:
>
>> On Sun, 13 May 2007 04:52:53 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>
>>> P.Hucker is that really you?
>>>
>>>> 1. Go to www.google.co.uk
>>>>
>>>> 2. Click on 'maps'.
>>>>
>>>> 3. Click on 'get directions'.
>>>>
>>>> 4. Go from " Atlanta " to " Paris, France ".
>>>>
>>>> 5. Scroll down in the directions to number 22.
>>>>
>>>> 6. Laugh and then re-post this ASAP so other people can
>>>> enjoy...
>>>> before they change it!
>>>
>>> You'd think you could just get a direct flight. On the Concorde
>>> perhaps.
>>
>> It's cheaper to swim.
>>
>
> I heard chip fat is quite expensive now.

what?????

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Why is bra singular and panties plural?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 20 May 2007 05:36:33 +0100, Phil Kyle > wrote:
>
> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in news:op.tsk27ek94buhsv@fx62:
> >
> >> On Sun, 13 May 2007 04:52:53 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >>> Peter Hucker wrote:
> >>>
> >>> P.Hucker is that really you?
> >>>
> >>>> 1. Go to www.google.co.uk
> >>>>
> >>>> 2. Click on 'maps'.
> >>>>
> >>>> 3. Click on 'get directions'.
> >>>>
> >>>> 4. Go from " Atlanta " to " Paris, France ".
> >>>>
> >>>> 5. Scroll down in the directions to number 22.
> >>>>
> >>>> 6. Laugh and then re-post this ASAP so other people can
> >>>> enjoy...
> >>>> before they change it!
> >>>
> >>> You'd think you could just get a direct flight. On the Concorde
> >>> perhaps.
> >>
> >> It's cheaper to swim.
> >
> > I heard chip fat is quite expensive now.
>
> what?????

What?????

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> Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Good question.

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Sun, 20 May 2007 06:55:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sun, 13 May 2007 04:52:53 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>>
>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >
>> > P.Hucker is that really you?
>> >
>> >> 1. Go to www.google.co.uk
>> >>
>> >> 2. Click on 'maps'.
>> >>
>> >> 3. Click on 'get directions'.
>> >>
>> >> 4. Go from " Atlanta " to " Paris, France ".
>> >>
>> >> 5. Scroll down in the directions to number 22.
>> >>
>> >> 6. Laugh and then re-post this ASAP so other people can enjoy...
>> >> before they change it!
>> >
>> > You'd think you could just get a direct flight. On the Concorde
>> > perhaps.
>>
>> It's cheaper to swim.
>
> In what sense?

Dollars.

>> http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com
>>
>> From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm ****ing bored!"
>> Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"
>> Unknown aircraft: "I said I was ****ing bored, not ****ing stupid!"
>
> I heard you were ****ing stupid, P.Hucker.

Don't say that about my girl.

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G.A.Y. - Got Aids Yet?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 20 May 2007 06:55:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sun, 13 May 2007 04:52:53 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >
> >> > P.Hucker is that really you?
> >> >
> >> >> 1. Go to www.google.co.uk
> >> >>
> >> >> 2. Click on 'maps'.
> >> >>
> >> >> 3. Click on 'get directions'.
> >> >>
> >> >> 4. Go from " Atlanta " to " Paris, France ".
> >> >>
> >> >> 5. Scroll down in the directions to number 22.
> >> >>
> >> >> 6. Laugh and then re-post this ASAP so other people can enjoy...
> >> >> before they change it!
> >> >
> >> > You'd think you could just get a direct flight. On the Concorde
> >> > perhaps.
> >>
> >> It's cheaper to swim.
> >
> > In what sense?
>
> Dollars.

Mucho dinero, eh?

> >> http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com
> >>
> >> From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm ****ing bored!"
> >> Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"
> >> Unknown aircraft: "I said I was ****ing bored, not ****ing stupid!"
> >
> > I heard you were ****ing stupid, P.Hucker.
>
> Don't say that about my girl.

So the rumors are true.

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:40:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sun, 20 May 2007 06:55:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>>
>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> On Sun, 13 May 2007 04:52:53 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > P.Hucker is that really you?
>> >> >
>> >> >> 1. Go to www.google.co.uk
>> >> >>
>> >> >> 2. Click on 'maps'.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> 3. Click on 'get directions'.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> 4. Go from " Atlanta " to " Paris, France ".
>> >> >>
>> >> >> 5. Scroll down in the directions to number 22.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> 6. Laugh and then re-post this ASAP so other people can enjoy...
>> >> >> before they change it!
>> >> >
>> >> > You'd think you could just get a direct flight. On the Concorde
>> >> > perhaps.
>> >>
>> >> It's cheaper to swim.
>> >
>> > In what sense?
>>
>> Dollars.
>
> Mucho dinero, eh?

Robert De Niro has nothnig to do with it.

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Never have I seen a word as accurate as politics.
Poly meaning many, and tic being a blood-sucking thing.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:40:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sun, 20 May 2007 06:55:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sun, 13 May 2007 04:52:53 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> > P.Hucker is that really you?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> 1. Go to www.google.co.uk
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> 2. Click on 'maps'.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> 3. Click on 'get directions'.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> 4. Go from " Atlanta " to " Paris, France ".
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> 5. Scroll down in the directions to number 22.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> 6. Laugh and then re-post this ASAP so other people can enjoy...
> >> >> >> before they change it!
> >> >> >
> >> >> > You'd think you could just get a direct flight. On the Concorde
> >> >> > perhaps.
> >> >>
> >> >> It's cheaper to swim.
> >> >
> >> > In what sense?
> >>
> >> Dollars.
> >
> > Mucho dinero, eh?
>
> Robert De Niro has nothnig to do with it.

You talkin' ta me?

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:06:23 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:40:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>>
>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> On Sun, 20 May 2007 06:55:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> >> On Sun, 13 May 2007 04:52:53 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > P.Hucker is that really you?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> 1. Go to www.google.co.uk
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> 2. Click on 'maps'.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> 3. Click on 'get directions'.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> 4. Go from " Atlanta " to " Paris, France ".
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> 5. Scroll down in the directions to number 22.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> 6. Laugh and then re-post this ASAP so other people can enjoy...
>> >> >> >> before they change it!
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > You'd think you could just get a direct flight. On the Concorde
>> >> >> > perhaps.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> It's cheaper to swim.
>> >> >
>> >> > In what sense?
>> >>
>> >> Dollars.
>> >
>> > Mucho dinero, eh?
>>
>> Robert De Niro has nothnig to do with it.
>
> You talkin' ta me?

No, typin'.

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I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction. In my script it clearly said, "Enter Juliette from the rear."

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:06:23 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:40:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sun, 20 May 2007 06:55:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Sun, 13 May 2007 04:52:53 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > P.Hucker is that really you?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> 1. Go to www.google.co.uk
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> 2. Click on 'maps'.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> 3. Click on 'get directions'.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> 4. Go from " Atlanta " to " Paris, France ".
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> 5. Scroll down in the directions to number 22.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> 6. Laugh and then re-post this ASAP so other people can enjoy...
> >> >> >> >> before they change it!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > You'd think you could just get a direct flight. On the Concorde
> >> >> >> > perhaps.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> It's cheaper to swim.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > In what sense?
> >> >>
> >> >> Dollars.
> >> >
> >> > Mucho dinero, eh?
> >>
> >> Robert De Niro has nothnig to do with it.
> >
> > You talkin' ta me?
>
> No, typin'.

No kiddin'?

> I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction. In my script it clearly said, "Enter Juliette from the rear."

Did she jump?