Re: Joke

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Mr Pounder wrote:
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> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> oups.com...
> >> > On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder" >
> >> > wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> ooglegroups.com...
> >> >>
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Phil Kyle" > wrote in message
> >> >> .. .
> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker > wrote in
> >> >> >> :
> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)
> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell
> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll
> >> >> >> >> down
> >> >> >> >> for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't
> >> >> >> >> scroll
> >> >> >> >> down UNTIL you have answered the question!
> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the
> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do
> >> >> >> >> simple
> >> >> >> >> things in an overly complicated way.
> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and
> >> >> >> >> close
> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Wrong Answer.
> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put
> >> >> >> >> in
> >> >> >> >> the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to
> >> >> >> >> think
> >> >> >> >> through the repercussions of your previous actions.
> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
> >> >> >> >> animals
> >> >> >> >> attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
> >> >> >> >> refrigerator.
> >> >> >> >> You
> >> >> >> >> just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you
> >> >> >> >> did
> >> >> >> >> not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have
> >> >> >> >> one
> >> >> >> >> more chance to show your true abilities.
> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles,
> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have
> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> not
> >> >> >> >> been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the
> >> >> >> >> Animal
> >> >> >> >> Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
> >> >> >> >> mistakes.
> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and that he
> >> >> >> > does
> >> >> >> > have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
> >> >> >> > --
> >> >>
> >> >> >> This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >> >>
> >> >> >> Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't seem to
> >> >> >> change
> >> >> >> it.
> >> >>
> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
> >> >>
> >> >> > French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.
> >> >>
> >> >> Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.
> >> >
> >> > You miss spelt MS.
> >>
> >> I think not.
> >
> > Yes, we've noticed.
>
> "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one.

You still walked right into it.

> When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring?

Boring? Moi?

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> Mr Pounder wrote:
>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> ups.com...
>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> oups.com...
>> >> > On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder" >
>> >> > wrote:
>> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
>> >> >> ooglegroups.com...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> >> "Phil Kyle" > wrote in message
>> >> >> .. .
>> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker > wrote in
>> >> >> >> :
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will
>> >> >> >> >> tell
>> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> whether you are qualified to be a professional manager.
>> >> >> >> >> Scroll
>> >> >> >> >> down
>> >> >> >> >> for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't
>> >> >> >> >> scroll
>> >> >> >> >> down UNTIL you have answered the question!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the
>> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
>> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do
>> >> >> >> >> simple
>> >> >> >> >> things in an overly complicated way.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and
>> >> >> >> >> close
>> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Wrong Answer.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,
>> >> >> >> >> put
>> >> >> >> >> in
>> >> >> >> >> the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to
>> >> >> >> >> think
>> >> >> >> >> through the repercussions of your previous actions.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
>> >> >> >> >> animals
>> >> >> >> >> attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
>> >> >> >> >> refrigerator.
>> >> >> >> >> You
>> >> >> >> >> just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if
>> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> did
>> >> >> >> >> not answer the first three questions correctly, you still
>> >> >> >> >> have
>> >> >> >> >> one
>> >> >> >> >> more chance to show your true abilities.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
>> >> >> >> >> crocodiles,
>> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have
>> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> not
>> >> >> >> >> been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the
>> >> >> >> >> Animal
>> >> >> >> >> Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
>> >> >> >> >> mistakes.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and that
>> >> >> >> > he
>> >> >> >> > does
>> >> >> >> > have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
>> >> >> >> > --
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't seem
>> >> >> >> to
>> >> >> >> change
>> >> >> >> it.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.
>> >> >
>> >> > You miss spelt MS.
>> >>
>> >> I think not.
>> >
>> > Yes, we've noticed.
>>
>> "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one.
>
> You still walked right into it.

I think not.
>
>> When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring?
>
> Boring? Moi?

Wee.

Mr Pounder
>

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> > On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder" >
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> ooglegroups.com...
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Phil Kyle" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> .. .
> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> :
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will
> >> >> >> >> >> tell
> >> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> >> whether you are qualified to be a professional manager.
> >> >> >> >> >> Scroll
> >> >> >> >> >> down
> >> >> >> >> >> for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't
> >> >> >> >> >> scroll
> >> >> >> >> >> down UNTIL you have answered the question!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the
> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
> >> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >> close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do
> >> >> >> >> >> simple
> >> >> >> >> >> things in an overly complicated way.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and
> >> >> >> >> >> close
> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Wrong Answer.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,
> >> >> >> >> >> put
> >> >> >> >> >> in
> >> >> >> >> >> the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to
> >> >> >> >> >> think
> >> >> >> >> >> through the repercussions of your previous actions.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
> >> >> >> >> >> animals
> >> >> >> >> >> attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator.
> >> >> >> >> >> You
> >> >> >> >> >> just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if
> >> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> >> did
> >> >> >> >> >> not answer the first three questions correctly, you still
> >> >> >> >> >> have
> >> >> >> >> >> one
> >> >> >> >> >> more chance to show your true abilities.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
> >> >> >> >> >> crocodiles,
> >> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >> you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have
> >> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> >> not
> >> >> >> >> >> been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the
> >> >> >> >> >> Animal
> >> >> >> >> >> Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
> >> >> >> >> >> mistakes.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and that
> >> >> >> >> > he
> >> >> >> >> > does
> >> >> >> >> > have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
> >> >> >> >> > --
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't seem
> >> >> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> change
> >> >> >> >> it.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > You miss spelt MS.
> >> >>
> >> >> I think not.
> >> >
> >> > Yes, we've noticed.
> >>
> >> "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one.
> >
> > You still walked right into it.
>
> I think not.

Thanks for reminding us again but we already know.

> >> When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring?
> >
> > Boring? Moi?
>
> Wee.

In your pants?

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> Mr Pounder wrote:
>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> oups.com...
>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> ups.com...
>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> >> oups.com...
>> >> >> > On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder" >
>> >> >> > wrote:
>> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
>> >> >> >> ooglegroups.com...
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> "Phil Kyle" > wrote in message
>> >> >> >> .. .
>> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker > wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> :
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will
>> >> >> >> >> >> tell
>> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> whether you are qualified to be a professional manager.
>> >> >> >> >> >> Scroll
>> >> >> >> >> >> down
>> >> >> >> >> >> for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But
>> >> >> >> >> >> don't
>> >> >> >> >> >> scroll
>> >> >> >> >> >> down UNTIL you have answered the question!
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the
>> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
>> >> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> >> close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do
>> >> >> >> >> >> simple
>> >> >> >> >> >> things in an overly complicated way.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant,
>> >> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> >> close
>> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Wrong Answer.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
>> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
>> >> >> >> >> >> put
>> >> >> >> >> >> in
>> >> >> >> >> >> the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability
>> >> >> >> >> >> to
>> >> >> >> >> >> think
>> >> >> >> >> >> through the repercussions of your previous actions.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
>> >> >> >> >> >> animals
>> >> >> >> >> >> attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
>> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator.
>> >> >> >> >> >> You
>> >> >> >> >> >> just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even
>> >> >> >> >> >> if
>> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> did
>> >> >> >> >> >> not answer the first three questions correctly, you still
>> >> >> >> >> >> have
>> >> >> >> >> >> one
>> >> >> >> >> >> more chance to show your true abilities.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
>> >> >> >> >> >> crocodiles,
>> >> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> >> you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.
>> >> >> >> >> >> Have
>> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> not
>> >> >> >> >> >> been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending
>> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> Animal
>> >> >> >> >> >> Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
>> >> >> >> >> >> mistakes.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> > Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and
>> >> >> >> >> > that
>> >> >> >> >> > he
>> >> >> >> >> > does
>> >> >> >> >> > have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
>> >> >> >> >> > --
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't
>> >> >> >> >> seem
>> >> >> >> >> to
>> >> >> >> >> change
>> >> >> >> >> it.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > You miss spelt MS.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I think not.
>> >> >
>> >> > Yes, we've noticed.
>> >>
>> >> "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one.
>> >
>> > You still walked right into it.
>>
>> I think not.
>
> Thanks for reminding us again but we already know.

Bait taken, as always you take my bait.
>
>> >> When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring?
>> >
>> > Boring? Moi?
>>
>> Wee.
>
> In your pants?

ffs

Mr Pounder


>

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> oups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> > On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder" >
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> ooglegroups.com...
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Phil Kyle" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> .. .
> >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> :
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will
> >> >> >> >> >> >> tell
> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> whether you are qualified to be a professional manager.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Scroll
> >> >> >> >> >> >> down
> >> >> >> >> >> >> for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But
> >> >> >> >> >> >> don't
> >> >> >> >> >> >> scroll
> >> >> >> >> >> >> down UNTIL you have answered the question!
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do
> >> >> >> >> >> >> simple
> >> >> >> >> >> >> things in an overly complicated way.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> close
> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Wrong Answer.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> put
> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability
> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> think
> >> >> >> >> >> >> through the repercussions of your previous actions.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> animals
> >> >> >> >> >> >> attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> You
> >> >> >> >> >> >> just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even
> >> >> >> >> >> >> if
> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> did
> >> >> >> >> >> >> not answer the first three questions correctly, you still
> >> >> >> >> >> >> have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> one
> >> >> >> >> >> >> more chance to show your true abilities.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
> >> >> >> >> >> >> crocodiles,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> not
> >> >> >> >> >> >> been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending
> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Animal
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
> >> >> >> >> >> >> mistakes.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> > Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and
> >> >> >> >> >> > that
> >> >> >> >> >> > he
> >> >> >> >> >> > does
> >> >> >> >> >> > have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
> >> >> >> >> >> > --
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't
> >> >> >> >> >> seem
> >> >> >> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> >> change
> >> >> >> >> >> it.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > You miss spelt MS.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I think not.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Yes, we've noticed.
> >> >>
> >> >> "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one.
> >> >
> >> > You still walked right into it.
> >>
> >> I think not.
> >
> > Thanks for reminding us again but we already know.
>
> Bait taken, as always you take my bait.

No, you've taken mine. Again.

> >> >> When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring?
> >> >
> >> > Boring? Moi?
> >>
> >> Wee.
> >
> > In your pants?
>
> ffs

So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> Mr Pounder wrote:
>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> ups.com...
>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> oups.com...
>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> >> ups.com...
>> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> >> >> oups.com...
>> >> >> >> > On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder"
>> >> >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> > wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> ooglegroups.com...
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> "Phil Kyle" > wrote in message
>> >> >> >> >> .. .
>> >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker > wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> >> :
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> will
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> tell
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> whether you are qualified to be a professional manager.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Scroll
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> down
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> don't
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> scroll
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> down UNTIL you have answered the question!
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> close the door. This question tests whether you tend to
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> do
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> simple
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> things in an overly complicated way.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> elephant,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> close
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Wrong Answer.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> put
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> the elephant and close the door. This tests your
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> ability
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> think
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> through the repercussions of your previous actions.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> animals
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> You
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> even
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> if
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> did
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> not answer the first three questions correctly, you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> still
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> have
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> one
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> more chance to show your true abilities.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> crocodiles,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> across.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Have
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> not
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> been paying attention? All the crocodiles are
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> attending
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Animal
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> mistakes.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and
>> >> >> >> >> >> > that
>> >> >> >> >> >> > he
>> >> >> >> >> >> > does
>> >> >> >> >> >> > have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
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>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't
>> >> >> >> >> >> seem
>> >> >> >> >> >> to
>> >> >> >> >> >> change
>> >> >> >> >> >> it.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> > French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > You miss spelt MS.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> I think not.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Yes, we've noticed.
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>> >> I think not.
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>> > Thanks for reminding us again but we already know.
>>
>> Bait taken, as always you take my bait.
>
> No, you've taken mine. Again.

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>
>> >> >> When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring?
>> >> >
>> >> > Boring? Moi?
>> >>
>> >> Wee.
>> >
>> > In your pants?
>>
>> ffs
>
> So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?

You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.

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>

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Mr Pounder wrote:
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> ups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder"
> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
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> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> will
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> tell
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> whether you are qualified to be a professional manager.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Scroll
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> down
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> don't
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> scroll
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> down UNTIL you have answered the question!
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> close the door. This question tests whether you tend to
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> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> simple
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> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> elephant,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> close
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Wrong Answer.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> put
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the elephant and close the door. This tests your
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ability
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> think
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> through the repercussions of your previous actions.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> animals
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> You
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> even
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> if
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> did
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> not answer the first three questions correctly, you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> still
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> one
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> more chance to show your true abilities.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> crocodiles,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> across.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> not
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> been paying attention? All the crocodiles are
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attending
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Animal
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> mistakes.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > he
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > does
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > --
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't
> >> >> >> >> >> >> seem
> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> change
> >> >> >> >> >> >> it.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> > French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > You miss spelt MS.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> I think not.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Yes, we've noticed.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > You still walked right into it.
> >> >>
> >> >> I think not.
> >> >
> >> > Thanks for reminding us again but we already know.
> >>
> >> Bait taken, as always you take my bait.
> >
> > No, you've taken mine. Again.
>
> Cute, nice try :-)

I know. You should try it sometime.

> >> >> >> When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Boring? Moi?
> >> >>
> >> >> Wee.
> >> >
> >> > In your pants?
> >>
> >> ffs
> >
> > So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?
>
> You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.

Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?

> Google is your friend, use it.

I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> Mr Pounder wrote:
>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> ups.com...
>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> ups.com...
>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> >> oups.com...
>> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> >> >> ups.com...
>> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
>> >> >> >> >> > On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder"
>> >> >> >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> >> ooglegroups.com...
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Phil Kyle" > wrote in message
>> >> >> >> >> >> .. .
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker > wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> :
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> will
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> tell
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> whether you are qualified to be a professional
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> manager.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Scroll
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> down
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> But
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> don't
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> scroll
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> down UNTIL you have answered the question!
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> close the door. This question tests whether you tend
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> do
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> simple
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> things in an overly complicated way.
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> elephant,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> close
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Wrong Answer.
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> put
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the elephant and close the door. This tests your
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ability
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> think
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> through the repercussions of your previous actions.
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> All
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> animals
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> You
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> even
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> if
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> did
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> not answer the first three questions correctly, you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> still
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> have
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> one
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> more chance to show your true abilities.
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> crocodiles,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> across.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Have
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> not
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> been paying attention? All the crocodiles are
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attending
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Animal
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> your
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> mistakes.
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > that
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > he
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > does
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > --
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> can't
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> seem
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> change
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> it.
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > You miss spelt MS.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> I think not.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Yes, we've noticed.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > You still walked right into it.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I think not.
>> >> >
>> >> > Thanks for reminding us again but we already know.
>> >>
>> >> Bait taken, as always you take my bait.
>> >
>> > No, you've taken mine. Again.
>>
>> Cute, nice try :-)
>
> I know. You should try it sometime.
>
>> >> >> >> When is the last time that somebody told you that you are
>> >> >> >> boring?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Boring? Moi?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Wee.
>> >> >
>> >> > In your pants?
>> >>
>> >> ffs
>> >
>> > So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?
>>
>> You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.
>
> Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?

No.
>
>> Google is your friend, use it.
>
> I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)

Yes.

Mr Pounder
>

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder"
> >> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> ooglegroups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Phil Kyle" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> .. .
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> :
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> will
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> tell
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> whether you are qualified to be a professional
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> manager.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Scroll
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> down
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> But
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> don't
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> scroll
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> down UNTIL you have answered the question!
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> close the door. This question tests whether you tend
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> do
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> simple
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> things in an overly complicated way.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> elephant,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> close
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Wrong Answer.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> put
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the elephant and close the door. This tests your
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ability
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> think
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> through the repercussions of your previous actions.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> All
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> animals
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> You
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> even
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> if
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> did
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> not answer the first three questions correctly, you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> still
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> one
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> more chance to show your true abilities.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> crocodiles,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> across.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> not
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> been paying attention? All the crocodiles are
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attending
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Animal
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> your
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> mistakes.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > he
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > does
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > --
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> can't
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> seem
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> change
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> it.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > You miss spelt MS.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> I think not.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Yes, we've noticed.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > You still walked right into it.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I think not.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Thanks for reminding us again but we already know.
> >> >>
> >> >> Bait taken, as always you take my bait.
> >> >
> >> > No, you've taken mine. Again.
> >>
> >> Cute, nice try :-)
> >
> > I know. You should try it sometime.
> >
> >> >> >> >> When is the last time that somebody told you that you are
> >> >> >> >> boring?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Boring? Moi?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Wee.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > In your pants?
> >> >>
> >> >> ffs
> >> >
> >> > So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?
> >>
> >> You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.
> >
> > Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
>
> No.

Yes.

> >> Google is your friend, use it.
> >
> > I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
>
> Yes.

No.

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> Mr Pounder wrote:
>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> oups.com...
>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> ups.com...
>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> >> ups.com...
>> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> >> >> oups.com...
>> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
>> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> >> message
>> >> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
>> >> >> >> >> >> > On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder"
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> ooglegroups.com...
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Phil Kyle" > wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> .. .
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker > wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> :
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> will
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> tell
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> whether you are qualified to be a professional
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> manager.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Scroll
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> down
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> But
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> don't
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> scroll
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> down UNTIL you have answered the question!
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> put
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> close the door. This question tests whether you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> tend
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> do
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> simple
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> things in an overly complicated way.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 2. How do you put an elephant into a
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> elephant,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> close
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Wrong Answer.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> put
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the elephant and close the door. This tests your
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ability
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> think
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> through the repercussions of your previous
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> actions.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> All
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> animals
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attend... except one. Which animal does not
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attend?
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> You
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> just put him in there. This tests your memory.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Okay,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> even
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> if
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> did
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> not answer the first three questions correctly,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> still
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> have
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> one
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> more chance to show your true abilities.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> crocodiles,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> across.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Have
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> not
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> been paying attention? All the crocodiles are
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attending
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Animal
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> your
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > work
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > that
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > he
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > does
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> can't
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> seem
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> change
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> it.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.
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>> >> >> >> >> >> > You miss spelt MS.
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>> >>
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>> >
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>> >> >> >> > Boring? Moi?
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>> >> >> > In your pants?
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>> >> >> ffs
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>> >> > So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?
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>> >
>> > Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
>>
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>
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No.
>
>> >> Google is your friend, use it.
>> >
>> > I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
>>
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>
> No.

Yes.

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>

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

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> oups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> oups.com...
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> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
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> >> >> >> ups.com...
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> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ooglegroups.com...
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> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
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> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> will
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> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
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> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> don't
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> scroll
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> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> put
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> close the door. This question tests whether you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> tend
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> do
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> simple
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> things in an overly complicated way.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 2. How do you put an elephant into a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> elephant,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> close
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Wrong Answer.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> put
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the elephant and close the door. This tests your
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ability
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> think
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> through the repercussions of your previous
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> actions.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> All
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> animals
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attend... except one. Which animal does not
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attend?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> You
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> just put him in there. This tests your memory.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Okay,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> even
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> if
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> did
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> not answer the first three questions correctly,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> still
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> one
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> more chance to show your true abilities.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> by
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> crocodiles,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> across.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> not
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> been paying attention? All the crocodiles are
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attending
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Animal
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> from
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> your
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> mistakes.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > work
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > he
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > does
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > --
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> can't
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> seem
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> change
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> it.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > You miss spelt MS.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> I think not.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > Yes, we've noticed.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > You still walked right into it.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> I think not.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Thanks for reminding us again but we already know.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Bait taken, as always you take my bait.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > No, you've taken mine. Again.
> >> >>
> >> >> Cute, nice try :-)
> >> >
> >> > I know. You should try it sometime.
> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> When is the last time that somebody told you that you are
> >> >> >> >> >> boring?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Boring? Moi?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Wee.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > In your pants?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> ffs
> >> >> >
> >> >> > So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?
> >> >>
> >> >> You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.
> >> >
> >> > Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
> >>
> >> No.
> >
> > Yes.
>
> No.

Yes?

> >> >> Google is your friend, use it.
> >> >
> >> > I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
> >>
> >> Yes.
> >
> > No.
>
> Yes.

No!

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Mr Pounder wrote:
>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> ups.com...
>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> ups.com...
>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> Wee.
>> >> >
>> >> > In your pants?
>> >>
>> >> ffs
>> >
>> > So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?
>>
>> You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.
>
> Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?

Actually I used it first.

>> Google is your friend, use it.
>
> I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)

You mean you can't make up your own replies?

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[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Wed, 30 May 2007 08:07:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Mr Pounder wrote:
>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> oups.com...
>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> oups.com...
>> >> > Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
>> >>
>> >> No.
>> >
>> > Yes.
>>
>> No.
>
> Yes?
>
>> >> >> Google is your friend, use it.
>> >> >
>> >> > I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
>> >>
>> >> Yes.
>> >
>> > No.
>>
>> Yes.
>
> No!

No ARGHHHHH marks in demon.local.

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[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Wed, 30 May 2007 08:07:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> oups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> > Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
> >> >>
> >> >> No.
> >> >
> >> > Yes.
> >>
> >> No.
> >
> > Yes?
> >
> >> >> >> Google is your friend, use it.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
> >> >>
> >> >> Yes.
> >> >
> >> > No.
> >>
> >> Yes.
> >
> > No!
>
> No ARGHHHHH marks in demon.local.

Shall I mark your words?

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> When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

That was truly lame.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> Wee.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > In your pants?
> >> >>
> >> >> ffs
> >> >
> >> > So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?
> >>
> >> You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.
> >
> > Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
>
> Actually I used it first.

Since when, P.Hucker?

> >> Google is your friend, use it.
> >
> > I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
>
> You mean you can't make up your own replies?

Must you parrot everything I say?

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> Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Or, in your case, P.Hucker, all of them.

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> Mr Pounder wrote:
>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> oups.com...
>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> oups.com...
>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> >> ups.com...
>> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> >> >> ups.com...
>> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
>> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> >> message
>> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
>> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder"
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ooglegroups.com...
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Phil Kyle" > wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> .. .
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker > wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> :
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> The following short quiz consists of 4
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> questions
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> will
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> tell
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> whether you are qualified to be a professional
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> manager.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Scroll
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> down
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> for each answer. The questions are NOT
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> difficult.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> But
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> don't
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> scroll
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> down UNTIL you have answered the question!
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> put
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> close the door. This question tests whether
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> tend
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> do
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> simple
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> things in an overly complicated way.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 2. How do you put an elephant into a
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> elephant,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> close
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Wrong Answer.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> out
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> put
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the elephant and close the door. This tests
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> your
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ability
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> think
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> through the repercussions of your previous
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> actions.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> conference.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> All
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> animals
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attend... except one. Which animal does not
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attend?
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> You
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> just put him in there. This tests your memory.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Okay,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> even
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> if
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> did
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> not answer the first three questions
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> correctly,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> still
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> have
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> one
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> more chance to show your true abilities.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> used
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> by
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> crocodiles,
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> >> >> >
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> >> >> >> >> >> >> When is the last time that somebody told you that you are
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder"
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ooglegroups.com...
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Phil Kyle" > wrote
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> .. .
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker > wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> :
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> The following short quiz consists of 4
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> questions
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> will
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> tell
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> whether you are qualified to be a
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> for each answer. The questions are NOT
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> don't
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> down UNTIL you have answered the question!
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> The correct answer is: Open the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> put
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> close the door. This question tests whether
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 2. How do you put an elephant into a
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> elephant,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> close
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Wrong Answer.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> out
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> put
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the elephant and close the door. This tests
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> think
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> through the repercussions of your previous
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> actions.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> conference.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> All
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> animals
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attend... except one. Which animal does not
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> is
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> You
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> just put him in there. This tests your
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Okay,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> even
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> if
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> did
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> not answer the first three questions
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> still
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> one
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 4. There is a river you must cross but it
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> used
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> crocodiles,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you do not have a boat. How do you manage
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> it?
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> swim
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> across.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Have
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> not
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> been paying attention? All the crocodiles
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attending
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Animal
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Meeting. This tests whether you learn
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> quickly
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> from
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> your
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> mistakes.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > at
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > work
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > that
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > he
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > no!
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > --
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> This was originaly my bloody
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Sorry about spelling - spell check is in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> French &
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> can't
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> change
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > French? Yup, you definitely need a spill
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > You miss spelt MS.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I think not.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Yes, we've noticed.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> that
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> one.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > You still walked right into it.
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>> >> >> >> >> >> I think not.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > Thanks for reminding us again but we already know.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Bait taken, as always you take my bait.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > No, you've taken mine. Again.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Cute, nice try :-)
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > I know. You should try it sometime.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> When is the last time that somebody told you that you
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> are
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> boring?
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > Boring? Moi?
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Wee.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > In your pants?
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> ffs
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> No.
>> >> >
>> >> > Yes.
>> >>
>> >> No.
>> >
>> > Yes?

No.
>> >
>> >> >> >> Google is your friend, use it.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Yes.
>> >> >
>> >> > No.
>> >>
>> >> Yes.
>> >
>> > No!
>> >
>>
>> Yeah, it is the only friend that you have.
>> Bruce ffs.
>
> What does someone as friendless as you know about friends?

I chose my friends, they do not chose me.

Mr Pounder


>

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Wed, 30 May 2007 08:07:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>> > wrote:
>>
>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> oups.com...
>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> >> oups.com...
>> >> >> > Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> No.
>> >> >
>> >> > Yes.
>> >>
>> >> No.
>> >
>> > Yes?
>> >
>> >> >> >> Google is your friend, use it.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Yes.
>> >> >
>> >> > No.
>> >>
>> >> Yes.
>> >
>> > No!
>>
>> No ARGHHHHH marks in demon.local.
>
> Shall I mark your words?

Why start now?

Mr Pounder
>
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[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Wed, 30 May 2007 08:07:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> > Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> No.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Yes.
> >> >>
> >> >> No.
> >> >
> >> > Yes?
> >> >
> >> >> >> >> Google is your friend, use it.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Yes.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > No.
> >> >>
> >> >> Yes.
> >> >
> >> > No!
> >>
> >> No ARGHHHHH marks in demon.local.
> >
> > Shall I mark your words?
>
> Why start now?

Good point.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> wrote
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ooglegroups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Phil Kyle" > wrote
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> .. .
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> :
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> The following short quiz consists of 4
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> questions
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> will
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> tell
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> whether you are qualified to be a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> professional
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> manager.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Scroll
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> down
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> for each answer. The questions are NOT
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> difficult.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> But
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> don't
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> scroll
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> down UNTIL you have answered the question!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> The correct answer is: Open the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> put
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> close the door. This question tests whether
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> tend
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> do
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> simple
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> things in an overly complicated way.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 2. How do you put an elephant into a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> elephant,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> close
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Wrong Answer.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> out
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> giraffe,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> put
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the elephant and close the door. This tests
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> your
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ability
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> think
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> through the repercussions of your previous
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> actions.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> conference.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> All
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> animals
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attend... except one. Which animal does not
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attend?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> is
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> refrigerator.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> You
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> just put him in there. This tests your
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> memory.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Okay,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> even
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> if
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> did
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> not answer the first three questions
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> correctly,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> still
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> one
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> more chance to show your true abilities.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 4. There is a river you must cross but it
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> is
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> used
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> by
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> crocodiles,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you do not have a boat. How do you manage
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> it?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> swim
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> across.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> not
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> been paying attention? All the crocodiles
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> are
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attending
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Animal
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Meeting. This tests whether you learn
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> quickly
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> from
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> your
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> mistakes.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > at
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > work
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > he
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > does
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > no!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > --
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> This was originaly my bloody
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Sorry about spelling - spell check is in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> French &
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> can't
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> seem
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> change
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> it.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > French? Yup, you definitely need a spill
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > chucker.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > You miss spelt MS.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I think not.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Yes, we've noticed.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> one.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > You still walked right into it.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> I think not.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > Thanks for reminding us again but we already know.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Bait taken, as always you take my bait.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > No, you've taken mine. Again.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Cute, nice try :-)
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > I know. You should try it sometime.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> When is the last time that somebody told you that you
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> are
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> boring?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Boring? Moi?
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Wee.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > In your pants?
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> ffs
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> No.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Yes.
> >> >>
> >> >> No.
> >> >
> >> > Yes?
>
> No.

Yes!

> >> >> >> >> Google is your friend, use it.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Yes.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > No.
> >> >>
> >> >> Yes.
> >> >
> >> > No!
> >> >
> >>
> >> Yeah, it is the only friend that you have.
> >> Bruce ffs.
> >
> > What does someone as friendless as you know about friends?
>
> I chose my friends, they do not chose me.

Which explains why you don't have any.

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:14:13 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Wed, 30 May 2007 08:07:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>>
>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> oups.com...
>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> >> oups.com...
>> >> >> > Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> No.
>> >> >
>> >> > Yes.
>> >>
>> >> No.
>> >
>> > Yes?
>> >
>> >> >> >> Google is your friend, use it.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Yes.
>> >> >
>> >> > No.
>> >>
>> >> Yes.
>> >
>> > No!
>>
>> No ARGHHHHH marks in demon.local.
>
> Shall I mark your words?

Posh git.

>> When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
>
> That was truly lame.

It was not.

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Leaving the wedding reception the honeymoon couple hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills. The driver wasn't too sure how to get there and said he would ask
directions when they got closer.
Meanwhile, the lovers couldn't wait and got down to it on the back seat. Seeing a fork in the road the driver said, "I take the next turn, right?"
"No way, get your own," said the groom, "this one's all mine."

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>>
>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> ups.com...
>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> >> ups.com...
>> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> >> Wee.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > In your pants?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> ffs
>> >> >
>> >> > So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?
>> >>
>> >> You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.
>> >
>> > Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
>>
>> Actually I used it first.
>
> Since when, P.Hucker?

2 or 3 hundred years ago.

>> >> Google is your friend, use it.
>> >
>> > I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
>>
>> You mean you can't make up your own replies?
>
> Must you parrot everything I say?

You didn't say that.

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A seven year-old turns up in his classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher.
Teacher: Morning Tommy, and why weren't you at school yesterday?
Tommy: Well Miss, my Grandad got burnt.
Teacher: Oh Dear, he wasn't too badly hurt I hope?
Tommy: Oh yes Miss, they don't mess around at those crematoriums.

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 20:38:30 +0100, Mr Pounder > wrote:

>
> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> news:op.ttgnd8j24buhsv@fx62...
>> On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>>>> ups.com...
>>>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>>>> >> ups.com...
>>>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>> >> >> Wee.
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> > In your pants?
>>>> >>
>>>> >> ffs
>>>> >
>>>> > So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?
>>>>
>>>> You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.
>>>
>>> Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
>>
>> Actually I used it first.
>>
>>>> Google is your friend, use it.
>>>
>>> I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
>>
>> You mean you can't make up your own replies?
>
> Peter, Bruce is my blood letting.

What?

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// / /` | ; .

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:14:13 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Wed, 30 May 2007 08:07:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> > Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> No.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Yes.
> >> >>
> >> >> No.
> >> >
> >> > Yes?
> >> >
> >> >> >> >> Google is your friend, use it.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Yes.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > No.
> >> >>
> >> >> Yes.
> >> >
> >> > No!
> >>
> >> No ARGHHHHH marks in demon.local.
> >
> > Shall I mark your words?
>
> Posh git.

Indeed.

> >> When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
> >
> > That was truly lame.
>
> It was not.

Are you trying to wind me up?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> Wee.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > In your pants?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> ffs
> >> >> >
> >> >> > So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?
> >> >>
> >> >> You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.
> >> >
> >> > Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
> >>
> >> Actually I used it first.
> >
> > Since when, P.Hucker?
>
> 2 or 3 hundred years ago.

Old git!

> >> >> Google is your friend, use it.
> >> >
> >> > I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
> >>
> >> You mean you can't make up your own replies?
> >
> > Must you parrot everything I say?
>
> You didn't say that.

I just did. AWK!

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:03:45 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>>
>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.
>> >> >
>> >> > Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
>> >>
>> >> Actually I used it first.
>> >
>> > Since when, P.Hucker?
>>
>> 2 or 3 hundred years ago.
>
> Old git!
>
>> >> >> Google is your friend, use it.
>> >> >
>> >> > I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
>> >>
>> >> You mean you can't make up your own replies?
>> >
>> > Must you parrot everything I say?
>>
>> You didn't say that.
>
> I just did. AWK!

You use this "joke" last week. Get some new material.

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[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:03:45 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
> >> >>
> >> >> Actually I used it first.
> >> >
> >> > Since when, P.Hucker?
> >>
> >> 2 or 3 hundred years ago.
> >
> > Old git!
> >
> >> >> >> Google is your friend, use it.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
> >> >>
> >> >> You mean you can't make up your own replies?
> >> >
> >> > Must you parrot everything I say?
> >>
> >> You didn't say that.
> >
> > I just did. AWK!
>
> You use this "joke" last week. Get some new material.

You mean like your recycled sigs?

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
news:op.tt6mv1dg4buhsv@fx62...
On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 20:38:30 +0100, Mr Pounder
> wrote:

>
> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> news:op.ttgnd8j24buhsv@fx62...
>> On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>>>> ups.com...
>>>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>>>> >> ups.com...
>>>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>> >> >> Wee.
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> > In your pants?
>>>> >>
>>>> >> ffs
>>>> >
>>>> > So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?
>>>>
>>>> You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.
>>>
>>> Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
>>
>> Actually I used it first.
>>
>>>> Google is your friend, use it.
>>>
>>> I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
>>
>> You mean you can't make up your own replies?
>
> Peter, Bruce is my blood letting.

What?

He is my prey.
Beak out.

Mr Pounder

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[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> news:op.tt6mv1dg4buhsv@fx62...
> On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 20:38:30 +0100, Mr Pounder
> > wrote:
>
> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> > news:op.ttgnd8j24buhsv@fx62...
> >> On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >>> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>>> ups.com...
> >>>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>>> >> ups.com...
> >>>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>>> >> >> Wee.
> >>>> >> >
> >>>> >> > In your pants?
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >> ffs
> >>>> >
> >>>> > So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?
> >>>>
> >>>> You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.
> >>>
> >>> Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
> >>
> >> Actually I used it first.
> >>
> >>>> Google is your friend, use it.
> >>>
> >>> I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
> >>
> >> You mean you can't make up your own replies?
> >
> > Peter, Bruce is my blood letting.
>
> What?
>
> He is my prey.

What? Sounds like you should get down on your knees and start praying
instead.

> Beak out.

And gird your loins too.

> Mr Pounder
>
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[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> Mr Pounder wrote:
>> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
>> news:op.tt6mv1dg4buhsv@fx62...
>> On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 20:38:30 +0100, Mr Pounder
>> > wrote:
>>
>> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
>> > news:op.ttgnd8j24buhsv@fx62...
>> >> On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>> >> > wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >>>> ups.com...
>> >>>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >>>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >>>> >> ups.com...
>> >>>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >>>> >> >> Wee.
>> >>>> >> >
>> >>>> >> > In your pants?
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >> ffs
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> > So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?
>> >>>>
>> >>>> You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.
>> >>>
>> >>> Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
>> >>
>> >> Actually I used it first.
>> >>
>> >>>> Google is your friend, use it.
>> >>>
>> >>> I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
>> >>
>> >> You mean you can't make up your own replies?
>> >
>> > Peter, Bruce is my blood letting.
>>
>> What?
>>
>> He is my prey.
>
> What? Sounds like you should get down on your knees and start praying
> instead.

Prey is not pray.
Okay?
>
>> Beak out.
>
> And gird your loins too.
>
>> Mr Pounder
>>
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>> the
>> national grid?
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>

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> news:op.tt6mv1dg4buhsv@fx62...
> >> On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 20:38:30 +0100, Mr Pounder
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> > news:op.ttgnd8j24buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >>>> ups.com...
> >> >>>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >>>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >>>> >> ups.com...
> >> >>>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >>>> >> >> Wee.
> >> >>>> >> >
> >> >>>> >> > In your pants?
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >> ffs
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> > So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
> >> >>
> >> >> Actually I used it first.
> >> >>
> >> >>>> Google is your friend, use it.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
> >> >>
> >> >> You mean you can't make up your own replies?
> >> >
> >> > Peter, Bruce is my blood letting.
> >>
> >> What?
> >>
> >> He is my prey.
> >
> > What? Sounds like you should get down on your knees and start praying
> > instead.
>
> Prey is not pray.
> Okay?

Butt Jock is a joke?

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:20:51 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:03:45 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>>
>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> >> On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >> >> You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Actually I used it first.
>> >> >
>> >> > Since when, P.Hucker?
>> >>
>> >> 2 or 3 hundred years ago.
>> >
>> > Old git!
>> >
>> >> >> >> Google is your friend, use it.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
>> >> >>
>> >> >> You mean you can't make up your own replies?
>> >> >
>> >> > Must you parrot everything I say?
>> >>
>> >> You didn't say that.
>> >
>> > I just did. AWK!
>>
>> You use this "joke" last week. Get some new material.
>
> You mean like your recycled sigs?

I have a selection of 1,261 sigs.

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[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 02:07:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:20:51 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>>
>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:03:45 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> >> On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > Must you parrot everything I say?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> You didn't say that.
>> >> >
>> >> > I just did. AWK!
>> >>
>> >> You use this "joke" last week. Get some new material.
>> >
>> > You mean like your recycled sigs?
>>
>> I have a selection of 1,261 sigs.
>
> Is that all?

I only collect the very best.

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[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:12:59 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 02:07:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>>
>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> On Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:20:51 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> >> On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:03:45 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> >> >> On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > Must you parrot everything I say?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> You didn't say that.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > I just did. AWK!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> You use this "joke" last week. Get some new material.
>> >> >
>> >> > You mean like your recycled sigs?
>> >>
>> >> I have a selection of 1,261 sigs.
>> >
>> > Is that all?
>>
>> I only collect the very best.
>
> Did you say "breast"?

Uhhhhhhh..... uhuhuhuhuh!!!! NO! BUTTMUNCH!

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