Michael Baldwin, Bruce
May 31st 07, 08:25 AM
wrote:
> Check out the penis expectations on this:
>
> Wants: Fun, carefree guy with no hangups or hidden girlfriends or
> wifes. Looking for a man who is over 5ft 9 in height at least, and
Saucerheads need not apply.
> willing to enjoy sex and experimenting. D & D free only need respond.
> Although I'm not bi, I have an attractive (ie model looks) close
> female friend who would be interested in joining in for a free
> threesome if thats what your interested in. PS my toys are starting to
> wear out.
Ah, a battery bitch.
> To catch my attention you must:
> A . Be Good looking and under 85 kg at least.
No bodybuilders?
> B. Not be a bogan or look like one .
Saucerheads luck out again.
> C. Have a job of importance (a real one)....lying on the couch
> watching footy is not a real one.
Since when?
> D. Have no so called funky hairstyle or gross tatts (shaved heads are
> ok)
> E. Enjoy a laugh even at your own expense.
> F. Dont try to crack on to my model girlfriends (we know whats on your
> mind).
So she's jealous of her better looking friends.
> G. Under no circumstances, try to crack on to my mother.
A0L! Even her mother is better looking than her!
> H. If your looking for a free financial ride, unless you own a bemma
> or similar like mine (keep looking) .
Bemma?
> I. Like eating at expensive restauants and staying in 5 star
> accommodation and letting me pay the bill.
Like I'd pay for her!
> J. Don't screw around behind my back because I WILL know about it.
> K. Be clean shaven.
> L. Preferably be clean shaven or waxed on both back and chest. (The
> Ape man look isnt really fashionable anymore).
>
> Please dont think that I'm too picky, and am looking for someone who
> doesn't exist. I know he's out there somewhere, but I know what I want
> and won't accept second best. I'm not looking for a sugar daddy as am
> already financial comfortable. If worst comes to worse and there's no
> decent men down here then I'll just have to move states. Ohhhhh. PS If
> you send me a message, please have something to say about yourself
> rather than "Hi, how are you".
Tell her to move interstate - for the rest of us!
> Check out the penis expectations on this:
>
> Wants: Fun, carefree guy with no hangups or hidden girlfriends or
> wifes. Looking for a man who is over 5ft 9 in height at least, and
Saucerheads need not apply.
> willing to enjoy sex and experimenting. D & D free only need respond.
> Although I'm not bi, I have an attractive (ie model looks) close
> female friend who would be interested in joining in for a free
> threesome if thats what your interested in. PS my toys are starting to
> wear out.
Ah, a battery bitch.
> To catch my attention you must:
> A . Be Good looking and under 85 kg at least.
No bodybuilders?
> B. Not be a bogan or look like one .
Saucerheads luck out again.
> C. Have a job of importance (a real one)....lying on the couch
> watching footy is not a real one.
Since when?
> D. Have no so called funky hairstyle or gross tatts (shaved heads are
> ok)
> E. Enjoy a laugh even at your own expense.
> F. Dont try to crack on to my model girlfriends (we know whats on your
> mind).
So she's jealous of her better looking friends.
> G. Under no circumstances, try to crack on to my mother.
A0L! Even her mother is better looking than her!
> H. If your looking for a free financial ride, unless you own a bemma
> or similar like mine (keep looking) .
Bemma?
> I. Like eating at expensive restauants and staying in 5 star
> accommodation and letting me pay the bill.
Like I'd pay for her!
> J. Don't screw around behind my back because I WILL know about it.
> K. Be clean shaven.
> L. Preferably be clean shaven or waxed on both back and chest. (The
> Ape man look isnt really fashionable anymore).
>
> Please dont think that I'm too picky, and am looking for someone who
> doesn't exist. I know he's out there somewhere, but I know what I want
> and won't accept second best. I'm not looking for a sugar daddy as am
> already financial comfortable. If worst comes to worse and there's no
> decent men down here then I'll just have to move states. Ohhhhh. PS If
> you send me a message, please have something to say about yourself
> rather than "Hi, how are you".
Tell her to move interstate - for the rest of us!