Landing a rocket ship on the Empire State Building

[Viperdoc]

How does one land a rocket ship like the lunar lander on top of the Empire
State Building? What techniques do you use to slow your descent and land on
top of the antenna?

I don't care about any notams, but I suspect they won't apply to landing a
rocket ship.

I actually don't care about your answer- even if you are a NASA astronaut
with multiple missions, I will disagree and argue with anything you say,
since I obviously know more than you.

Regardless of your experience or knowledge, I will not accept your
responses, since my intellect is clearly superior to yours. I know a lot
about everything, and will freely tell you so.

I will continue to post ridiculous and impractical questions that are
marginally related to real flying, and draw attention to my pathetic life
that is otherwise devoid of human contact.

[Steve Foley[_2_]]

"Viperdoc" > wrote in message
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> How does one land a rocket ship like the lunar lander on top of the Empire
> State Building? What techniques do you use to slow your descent and land
> on top of the antenna?

I saw a cartoon recently picturing a guy with his PC in the repair ship. The
caption reads "You have to fix it - alll of my friends are in there".

[Erik]

Viperdoc wrote:

> How does one land a rocket ship like the lunar lander on top of the Empire
> State Building? What techniques do you use to slow your descent and land on
> top of the antenna?
>
> I don't care about any notams, but I suspect they won't apply to landing a
> rocket ship.
>
> I actually don't care about your answer- even if you are a NASA astronaut
> with multiple missions, I will disagree and argue with anything you say,
> since I obviously know more than you.
>
> Regardless of your experience or knowledge, I will not accept your
> responses, since my intellect is clearly superior to yours. I know a lot
> about everything, and will freely tell you so.
>
> I will continue to post ridiculous and impractical questions that are
> marginally related to real flying, and draw attention to my pathetic life
> that is otherwise devoid of human contact.
>
>

Listen, N00B, stfu. Autopilots without rudder control DO NOT make
coordinated turns.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_2_]]

"Viperdoc" > wrote in
. net:

> How does one land a rocket ship like the lunar lander on top of the
> Empire State Building? What techniques do you use to slow your descent
> and land on top of the antenna?

Actually, I've tried a spacecraft sim and it's ****ing hard!

Bertie

[Kloudy via AviationKB.com]

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> How does one land a rocket ship like the lunar lander on top of the
>> Empire State Building? What techniques do you use to slow your descent
>> and land on top of the antenna?
>
>Actually, I've tried a spacecraft sim and it's ****ing hard!
>
>Bertie

cuz ur an idiot

fjukkwit

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[Bertie the Bunyip[_2_]]

"Kloudy via AviationKB.com" <u33403@uwe> wrote in news:73661f1645a3f@uwe:

> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>>> How does one land a rocket ship like the lunar lander on top of the
>>> Empire State Building? What techniques do you use to slow your descent
>>> and land on top of the antenna?
>>
>>Actually, I've tried a spacecraft sim and it's ****ing hard!
>>
>>Bertie
>
> cuz ur an idiot
>
> fjukkwit

Awww, wassamtta. upset?

Can you do it, fjukktard?

have even the slightest notion how to go about it?




Bertie

[Kloudy via AviationKB.com]

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>>>> How does one land a rocket ship like the lunar lander on top of the
>>>> Empire State Building? What techniques do you use to slow your descent
>[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>>
>> fjukkwit
>
>Awww, wassamtta. upset?
>
>Can you do it, fjukktard?
>
>have even the slightest notion how to go about it?
>
>Bertie

*yawn*
done that

been there

No..not upset. Just trying the oz version of friendly exchange.


fjukktard, fjukkwit

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[Bertie the Bunyip[_2_]]

"Kloudy via AviationKB.com" <u33403@uwe> wrote in
news:7368932f9ba8f@uwe:

> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>>>>> How does one land a rocket ship like the lunar lander on top of
>>>>> the Empire State Building? What techniques do you use to slow your
>>>>> descent
>>[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>>>
>>> fjukkwit
>>
>>Awww, wassamtta. upset?
>>
>>Can you do it, fjukktard?
>>
>>have even the slightest notion how to go about it?
>>
>>Bertie
>
> *yawn*
> done that
>
> been there
>

Yeah, right.


> No..not upset. Just trying the oz version of friendly exchange.


>
>
> fjukktard, fjukkwit


Ah, yes what passes fro wit in yur woridl

IKYABWAI



Bwawhawhahwhahwhah

Bertie >

[Kloudy via AviationKB.com]

>
>> No..not upset. Just trying the oz version of friendly exchange.
>
>> fjukktard, fjukkwit
>
>Ah, yes what passes fro wit in yur woridl
>
>IKYABWAI
>
>Bwawhawhahwhahwhah
>
>Bertie >

IKYABWAI bwahaha..all together! IKYABWAI, my lord IKYABWAIIIIIII

now just the women.. IKYABWAIIII!!!...now just the men.... ikyabwaiiiiii!!

now for my final trick...

wait for it...

I will land my space ship on top of the Empire State Building!!!

for the SECOND TIME, no less!!

fjukwit

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[Bertie the Bunyip[_2_]]

"Kloudy via AviationKB.com" <u33403@uwe> wrote in
news:736a228179653@uwe:

>>
>>> No..not upset. Just trying the oz version of friendly exchange.
>>
>>> fjukktard, fjukkwit
>>
>>Ah, yes what passes fro wit in yur woridl
>>
>>IKYABWAI
>>
>>Bwawhawhahwhahwhah
>>
>>Bertie >
>
> IKYABWAI bwahaha..all together! IKYABWAI, my lord IKYABWAIIIIIII
>
> now just the women.. IKYABWAIIII!!!...now just the men....
> ikyabwaiiiiii!!
>
> now for my final trick...
>
> wait for it...
>
> I will land my space ship on top of the Empire State Building!!!
>
> for the SECOND TIME, no less!!
>
> fjukwit
>

Ooow, you're wonderful you are.


Upsetting a poor little bunyip.

You're just a bully, is all.

bertie