Re: Bzzzt

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

wrote:
> On 24 May, 04:58, Keith > wrote:
> > Six years ago I reported to dl regulars the demise of my freezer. Whilst
> > a moiety in the life of newsnet some of us remember said (and done)
> > things.
> >
> > Six years prior I reported to dl regulars the garage break-in by two
> > local scrotes who were targetting freezers and selling the meat to the
> > local cafe
> >
> > (This was when my brace of Sandringham-shot pheasant were left on the
> > garage floor 'cos they didn't know what they were... fsked my Xmas...
> > did I get "compensation? Did I rollocks... they got 50 hours community
> > service..)
> >
> > Today my 6-yr-old freezer shucked off its mortal coil... well, I found
> > out today, my spag bol snack was leaching out of its wrapper.. a
> > two-hour shutdown by my sparks yesterday whilst he wired my new
> > downlighters in the kitchen seems to have pushed the compressor motor
> > over the edge on restart.
> >
> > What is it about *six years* Why is it that the gullible consumer buys a
> > lump of white goods with a one-year guarantee... is cajoled by the pushy
> > salesperson into buying
> > a five year 'extension'... and the month after the fsking lot runs out
> > the item go on the blink. Pear-shaped. Tits-up. Toes to Mecca.
> >
> > Ha. Contents is merely a coupla hundred.
> >
> > Ha. New freezer is merely four hundred.
> >
> > Excess is two-fifty
> >
> > Ho. Ho-ho-ho. "Six hundred?" says insurers.
> >
> > "No" says I "Add on disposal of fetid food, disposal under WEEE
> > Regulations of freezer. I'll accept two grand"
> >
> > The mental gasp was audible - I await the loss adjustors's visit
> >
> > Be careful out there. Better still, be smart..
> > --
> > Keith replace nospam with ilf0rd
>
> Keith is dead.

Stick his corpse in the freezer.

[n]

Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> wrote:
>> On 24 May, 04:58, Keith > wrote:
>>> Six years ago I reported to dl regulars the demise of my freezer. Whilst
>>> a moiety in the life of newsnet some of us remember said (and done)
>>> things.
>>>
>>> Six years prior I reported to dl regulars the garage break-in by two
>>> local scrotes who were targetting freezers and selling the meat to the
>>> local cafe
>>>
>>> (This was when my brace of Sandringham-shot pheasant were left on the
>>> garage floor 'cos they didn't know what they were... fsked my Xmas...
>>> did I get "compensation? Did I rollocks... they got 50 hours community
>>> service..)
>>>
>>> Today my 6-yr-old freezer shucked off its mortal coil... well, I found
>>> out today, my spag bol snack was leaching out of its wrapper.. a
>>> two-hour shutdown by my sparks yesterday whilst he wired my new
>>> downlighters in the kitchen seems to have pushed the compressor motor
>>> over the edge on restart.
>>>
>>> What is it about *six years* Why is it that the gullible consumer buys a
>>> lump of white goods with a one-year guarantee... is cajoled by the pushy
>>> salesperson into buying
>>> a five year 'extension'... and the month after the fsking lot runs out
>>> the item go on the blink. Pear-shaped. Tits-up. Toes to Mecca.
>>>
>>> Ha. Contents is merely a coupla hundred.
>>>
>>> Ha. New freezer is merely four hundred.
>>>
>>> Excess is two-fifty
>>>
>>> Ho. Ho-ho-ho. "Six hundred?" says insurers.
>>>
>>> "No" says I "Add on disposal of fetid food, disposal under WEEE
>>> Regulations of freezer. I'll accept two grand"
>>>
>>> The mental gasp was audible - I await the loss adjustors's visit
>>>
>>> Be careful out there. Better still, be smart..
>>> --
>>> Keith replace nospam with ilf0rd
>> Keith is dead.
>
> Stick his corpse in the freezer.
>
his tattoos will shwivvel

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

n wrote:
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > wrote:
> >> On 24 May, 04:58, Keith > wrote:
> >>> Six years ago I reported to dl regulars the demise of my freezer. Whilst
> >>> a moiety in the life of newsnet some of us remember said (and done)
> >>> things.
> >>>
> >>> Six years prior I reported to dl regulars the garage break-in by two
> >>> local scrotes who were targetting freezers and selling the meat to the
> >>> local cafe
> >>>
> >>> (This was when my brace of Sandringham-shot pheasant were left on the
> >>> garage floor 'cos they didn't know what they were... fsked my Xmas...
> >>> did I get "compensation? Did I rollocks... they got 50 hours community
> >>> service..)
> >>>
> >>> Today my 6-yr-old freezer shucked off its mortal coil... well, I found
> >>> out today, my spag bol snack was leaching out of its wrapper.. a
> >>> two-hour shutdown by my sparks yesterday whilst he wired my new
> >>> downlighters in the kitchen seems to have pushed the compressor motor
> >>> over the edge on restart.
> >>>
> >>> What is it about *six years* Why is it that the gullible consumer buys a
> >>> lump of white goods with a one-year guarantee... is cajoled by the pushy
> >>> salesperson into buying
> >>> a five year 'extension'... and the month after the fsking lot runs out
> >>> the item go on the blink. Pear-shaped. Tits-up. Toes to Mecca.
> >>>
> >>> Ha. Contents is merely a coupla hundred.
> >>>
> >>> Ha. New freezer is merely four hundred.
> >>>
> >>> Excess is two-fifty
> >>>
> >>> Ho. Ho-ho-ho. "Six hundred?" says insurers.
> >>>
> >>> "No" says I "Add on disposal of fetid food, disposal under WEEE
> >>> Regulations of freezer. I'll accept two grand"
> >>>
> >>> The mental gasp was audible - I await the loss adjustors's visit
> >>>
> >>> Be careful out there. Better still, be smart..
> >>> --
> >>> Keith replace nospam with ilf0rd
> >> Keith is dead.
> >
> > Stick his corpse in the freezer.
> >
> his tattoos will shwivvel

Butt nothing else?

[n]

Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> n wrote:
>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
>>> wrote:
>>>> On 24 May, 04:58, Keith > wrote:
>>>>> Six years ago I reported to dl regulars the demise of my freezer. Whilst
>>>>> a moiety in the life of newsnet some of us remember said (and done)
>>>>> things.
>>>>>
>>>>> Six years prior I reported to dl regulars the garage break-in by two
>>>>> local scrotes who were targetting freezers and selling the meat to the
>>>>> local cafe
>>>>>
>>>>> (This was when my brace of Sandringham-shot pheasant were left on the
>>>>> garage floor 'cos they didn't know what they were... fsked my Xmas...
>>>>> did I get "compensation? Did I rollocks... they got 50 hours community
>>>>> service..)
>>>>>
>>>>> Today my 6-yr-old freezer shucked off its mortal coil... well, I found
>>>>> out today, my spag bol snack was leaching out of its wrapper.. a
>>>>> two-hour shutdown by my sparks yesterday whilst he wired my new
>>>>> downlighters in the kitchen seems to have pushed the compressor motor
>>>>> over the edge on restart.
>>>>>
>>>>> What is it about *six years* Why is it that the gullible consumer buys a
>>>>> lump of white goods with a one-year guarantee... is cajoled by the pushy
>>>>> salesperson into buying
>>>>> a five year 'extension'... and the month after the fsking lot runs out
>>>>> the item go on the blink. Pear-shaped. Tits-up. Toes to Mecca.
>>>>>
>>>>> Ha. Contents is merely a coupla hundred.
>>>>>
>>>>> Ha. New freezer is merely four hundred.
>>>>>
>>>>> Excess is two-fifty
>>>>>
>>>>> Ho. Ho-ho-ho. "Six hundred?" says insurers.
>>>>>
>>>>> "No" says I "Add on disposal of fetid food, disposal under WEEE
>>>>> Regulations of freezer. I'll accept two grand"
>>>>>
>>>>> The mental gasp was audible - I await the loss adjustors's visit
>>>>>
>>>>> Be careful out there. Better still, be smart..
>>>>> --
>>>>> Keith replace nospam with ilf0rd
>>>> Keith is dead.
>>> Stick his corpse in the freezer.
>>>
>> his tattoos will shwivvel
>
> Butt nothing else?
>
dat abot covers it.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

n wrote:
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > n wrote:
> >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>> wrote:
> >>>> On 24 May, 04:58, Keith > wrote:
> >>>>> Six years ago I reported to dl regulars the demise of my freezer. Whilst
> >>>>> a moiety in the life of newsnet some of us remember said (and done)
> >>>>> things.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Six years prior I reported to dl regulars the garage break-in by two
> >>>>> local scrotes who were targetting freezers and selling the meat to the
> >>>>> local cafe
> >>>>>
> >>>>> (This was when my brace of Sandringham-shot pheasant were left on the
> >>>>> garage floor 'cos they didn't know what they were... fsked my Xmas...
> >>>>> did I get "compensation? Did I rollocks... they got 50 hours community
> >>>>> service..)
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Today my 6-yr-old freezer shucked off its mortal coil... well, I found
> >>>>> out today, my spag bol snack was leaching out of its wrapper.. a
> >>>>> two-hour shutdown by my sparks yesterday whilst he wired my new
> >>>>> downlighters in the kitchen seems to have pushed the compressor motor
> >>>>> over the edge on restart.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> What is it about *six years* Why is it that the gullible consumer buys a
> >>>>> lump of white goods with a one-year guarantee... is cajoled by the pushy
> >>>>> salesperson into buying
> >>>>> a five year 'extension'... and the month after the fsking lot runs out
> >>>>> the item go on the blink. Pear-shaped. Tits-up. Toes to Mecca.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Ha. Contents is merely a coupla hundred.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Ha. New freezer is merely four hundred.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Excess is two-fifty
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Ho. Ho-ho-ho. "Six hundred?" says insurers.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "No" says I "Add on disposal of fetid food, disposal under WEEE
> >>>>> Regulations of freezer. I'll accept two grand"
> >>>>>
> >>>>> The mental gasp was audible - I await the loss adjustors's visit
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Be careful out there. Better still, be smart..
> >>>>> --
> >>>>> Keith replace nospam with ilf0rd
> >>>> Keith is dead.
> >>> Stick his corpse in the freezer.
> >>>
> >> his tattoos will shwivvel
> >
> > Butt nothing else?
> >
> dat abot covers it.

So the rest of him is already shwivveled up?

[n]

Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> n wrote:
>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
>>> n wrote:
>>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> On 24 May, 04:58, Keith > wrote:
>>>>>>> Six years ago I reported to dl regulars the demise of my freezer. Whilst
>>>>>>> a moiety in the life of newsnet some of us remember said (and done)
>>>>>>> things.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Six years prior I reported to dl regulars the garage break-in by two
>>>>>>> local scrotes who were targetting freezers and selling the meat to the
>>>>>>> local cafe
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> (This was when my brace of Sandringham-shot pheasant were left on the
>>>>>>> garage floor 'cos they didn't know what they were... fsked my Xmas...
>>>>>>> did I get "compensation? Did I rollocks... they got 50 hours community
>>>>>>> service..)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Today my 6-yr-old freezer shucked off its mortal coil... well, I found
>>>>>>> out today, my spag bol snack was leaching out of its wrapper.. a
>>>>>>> two-hour shutdown by my sparks yesterday whilst he wired my new
>>>>>>> downlighters in the kitchen seems to have pushed the compressor motor
>>>>>>> over the edge on restart.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What is it about *six years* Why is it that the gullible consumer buys a
>>>>>>> lump of white goods with a one-year guarantee... is cajoled by the pushy
>>>>>>> salesperson into buying
>>>>>>> a five year 'extension'... and the month after the fsking lot runs out
>>>>>>> the item go on the blink. Pear-shaped. Tits-up. Toes to Mecca.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ha. Contents is merely a coupla hundred.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ha. New freezer is merely four hundred.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Excess is two-fifty
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ho. Ho-ho-ho. "Six hundred?" says insurers.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "No" says I "Add on disposal of fetid food, disposal under WEEE
>>>>>>> Regulations of freezer. I'll accept two grand"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The mental gasp was audible - I await the loss adjustors's visit
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Be careful out there. Better still, be smart..
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> Keith replace nospam with ilf0rd
>>>>>> Keith is dead.
>>>>> Stick his corpse in the freezer.
>>>>>
>>>> his tattoos will shwivvel
>>> Butt nothing else?
>>>
>> dat abot covers it.
>
> So the rest of him is already shwivveled up?
>
some might say puckered

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

n wrote:
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > n wrote:
> >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>> n wrote:
> >>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>> On 24 May, 04:58, Keith > wrote:
> >>>>>>> Six years ago I reported to dl regulars the demise of my freezer. Whilst
> >>>>>>> a moiety in the life of newsnet some of us remember said (and done)
> >>>>>>> things.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Six years prior I reported to dl regulars the garage break-in by two
> >>>>>>> local scrotes who were targetting freezers and selling the meat to the
> >>>>>>> local cafe
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> (This was when my brace of Sandringham-shot pheasant were left on the
> >>>>>>> garage floor 'cos they didn't know what they were... fsked my Xmas...
> >>>>>>> did I get "compensation? Did I rollocks... they got 50 hours community
> >>>>>>> service..)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Today my 6-yr-old freezer shucked off its mortal coil... well, I found
> >>>>>>> out today, my spag bol snack was leaching out of its wrapper.. a
> >>>>>>> two-hour shutdown by my sparks yesterday whilst he wired my new
> >>>>>>> downlighters in the kitchen seems to have pushed the compressor motor
> >>>>>>> over the edge on restart.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> What is it about *six years* Why is it that the gullible consumer buys a
> >>>>>>> lump of white goods with a one-year guarantee... is cajoled by the pushy
> >>>>>>> salesperson into buying
> >>>>>>> a five year 'extension'... and the month after the fsking lot runs out
> >>>>>>> the item go on the blink. Pear-shaped. Tits-up. Toes to Mecca.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Ha. Contents is merely a coupla hundred.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Ha. New freezer is merely four hundred.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Excess is two-fifty
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Ho. Ho-ho-ho. "Six hundred?" says insurers.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "No" says I "Add on disposal of fetid food, disposal under WEEE
> >>>>>>> Regulations of freezer. I'll accept two grand"
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> The mental gasp was audible - I await the loss adjustors's visit
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Be careful out there. Better still, be smart..
> >>>>>>> --
> >>>>>>> Keith replace nospam with ilf0rd
> >>>>>> Keith is dead.
> >>>>> Stick his corpse in the freezer.
> >>>>>
> >>>> his tattoos will shwivvel
> >>> Butt nothing else?
> >>>
> >> dat abot covers it.
> >
> > So the rest of him is already shwivveled up?
> >
> some might say puckered

That should make it easy for him to pucker up.

[n]

Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> n wrote:
>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
>>> n wrote:
>>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
>>>>> n wrote:
>>>>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 24 May, 04:58, Keith > wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Six years ago I reported to dl regulars the demise of my freezer. Whilst
>>>>>>>>> a moiety in the life of newsnet some of us remember said (and done)
>>>>>>>>> things.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Six years prior I reported to dl regulars the garage break-in by two
>>>>>>>>> local scrotes who were targetting freezers and selling the meat to the
>>>>>>>>> local cafe
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> (This was when my brace of Sandringham-shot pheasant were left on the
>>>>>>>>> garage floor 'cos they didn't know what they were... fsked my Xmas...
>>>>>>>>> did I get "compensation? Did I rollocks... they got 50 hours community
>>>>>>>>> service..)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Today my 6-yr-old freezer shucked off its mortal coil... well, I found
>>>>>>>>> out today, my spag bol snack was leaching out of its wrapper.. a
>>>>>>>>> two-hour shutdown by my sparks yesterday whilst he wired my new
>>>>>>>>> downlighters in the kitchen seems to have pushed the compressor motor
>>>>>>>>> over the edge on restart.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What is it about *six years* Why is it that the gullible consumer buys a
>>>>>>>>> lump of white goods with a one-year guarantee... is cajoled by the pushy
>>>>>>>>> salesperson into buying
>>>>>>>>> a five year 'extension'... and the month after the fsking lot runs out
>>>>>>>>> the item go on the blink. Pear-shaped. Tits-up. Toes to Mecca.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ha. Contents is merely a coupla hundred.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ha. New freezer is merely four hundred.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Excess is two-fifty
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ho. Ho-ho-ho. "Six hundred?" says insurers.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "No" says I "Add on disposal of fetid food, disposal under WEEE
>>>>>>>>> Regulations of freezer. I'll accept two grand"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The mental gasp was audible - I await the loss adjustors's visit
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Be careful out there. Better still, be smart..
>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>> Keith replace nospam with ilf0rd
>>>>>>>> Keith is dead.
>>>>>>> Stick his corpse in the freezer.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> his tattoos will shwivvel
>>>>> Butt nothing else?
>>>>>
>>>> dat abot covers it.
>>> So the rest of him is already shwivveled up?
>>>
>> some might say puckered
>
> That should make it easy for him to pucker up.
>
Roofy's tellin me to_tell_u that ur bein indistreet.

;) u gotta luv'er

[Holly]

On Jun 8, 7:43 am, n > wrote:
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > n wrote:
> >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>> n wrote:
> >>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>>>> n wrote:
> >>>>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>>> On 24 May, 04:58, Keith > wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> Six years ago I reported to dl regulars the demise of my freezer. Whilst
> >>>>>>>>> a moiety in the life of newsnet some of us remember said (and done)
> >>>>>>>>> things.
>
> >>>>>>>>> Six years prior I reported to dl regulars the garage break-in by two
> >>>>>>>>> local scrotes who were targetting freezers and selling the meat to the
> >>>>>>>>> local cafe
>
> >>>>>>>>> (This was when my brace of Sandringham-shot pheasant were left on the
> >>>>>>>>> garage floor 'cos they didn't know what they were... fsked my Xmas...
> >>>>>>>>> did I get "compensation? Did I rollocks... they got 50 hours community
> >>>>>>>>> service..)
>
> >>>>>>>>> Today my 6-yr-old freezer shucked off its mortal coil... well, I found
> >>>>>>>>> out today, my spag bol snack was leaching out of its wrapper.. a
> >>>>>>>>> two-hour shutdown by my sparks yesterday whilst he wired my new
> >>>>>>>>> downlighters in the kitchen seems to have pushed the compressor motor
> >>>>>>>>> over the edge on restart.
>
> >>>>>>>>> What is it about *six years* Why is it that the gullible consumer buys a
> >>>>>>>>> lump of white goods with a one-year guarantee... is cajoled by the pushy
> >>>>>>>>> salesperson into buying
> >>>>>>>>> a five year 'extension'... and the month after the fsking lot runs out
> >>>>>>>>> the item go on the blink. Pear-shaped. Tits-up. Toes to Mecca.
>
> >>>>>>>>> Ha. Contents is merely a coupla hundred.
>
> >>>>>>>>> Ha. New freezer is merely four hundred.
>
> >>>>>>>>> Excess is two-fifty
>
> >>>>>>>>> Ho. Ho-ho-ho. "Six hundred?" says insurers.
>
> >>>>>>>>> "No" says I "Add on disposal of fetid food, disposal under WEEE
> >>>>>>>>> Regulations of freezer. I'll accept two grand"
>
> >>>>>>>>> The mental gasp was audible - I await the loss adjustors's visit
>
> >>>>>>>>> Be careful out there. Better still, be smart..
> >>>>>>>>> --
> >>>>>>>>> Keith replace nospam with ilf0rd
> >>>>>>>> Keith is dead.
> >>>>>>> Stick his corpse in the freezer.
>
> >>>>>> his tattoos will shwivvel
> >>>>> Butt nothing else?
>
> >>>> dat abot covers it.
> >>> So the rest of him is already shwivveled up?
>
> >> some might say puckered
>
> > That should make it easy for him to pucker up.
>
> Roofy's tellin me to_tell_u that ur bein indistreet.
>
> ;) u gotta luv'er-

ROFL!!!

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce]

n wrote:
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > n wrote:
> >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>> n wrote:
> >>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>>>> n wrote:
> >>>>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>>> On 24 May, 04:58, Keith > wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> Six years ago I reported to dl regulars the demise of my freezer. Whilst
> >>>>>>>>> a moiety in the life of newsnet some of us remember said (and done)
> >>>>>>>>> things.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Six years prior I reported to dl regulars the garage break-in by two
> >>>>>>>>> local scrotes who were targetting freezers and selling the meat to the
> >>>>>>>>> local cafe
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> (This was when my brace of Sandringham-shot pheasant were left on the
> >>>>>>>>> garage floor 'cos they didn't know what they were... fsked my Xmas...
> >>>>>>>>> did I get "compensation? Did I rollocks... they got 50 hours community
> >>>>>>>>> service..)
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Today my 6-yr-old freezer shucked off its mortal coil... well, I found
> >>>>>>>>> out today, my spag bol snack was leaching out of its wrapper.. a
> >>>>>>>>> two-hour shutdown by my sparks yesterday whilst he wired my new
> >>>>>>>>> downlighters in the kitchen seems to have pushed the compressor motor
> >>>>>>>>> over the edge on restart.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> What is it about *six years* Why is it that the gullible consumer buys a
> >>>>>>>>> lump of white goods with a one-year guarantee... is cajoled by the pushy
> >>>>>>>>> salesperson into buying
> >>>>>>>>> a five year 'extension'... and the month after the fsking lot runs out
> >>>>>>>>> the item go on the blink. Pear-shaped. Tits-up. Toes to Mecca.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Ha. Contents is merely a coupla hundred.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Ha. New freezer is merely four hundred.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Excess is two-fifty
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Ho. Ho-ho-ho. "Six hundred?" says insurers.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> "No" says I "Add on disposal of fetid food, disposal under WEEE
> >>>>>>>>> Regulations of freezer. I'll accept two grand"
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> The mental gasp was audible - I await the loss adjustors's visit
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Be careful out there. Better still, be smart..
> >>>>>>>>> --
> >>>>>>>>> Keith replace nospam with ilf0rd
> >>>>>>>> Keith is dead.
> >>>>>>> Stick his corpse in the freezer.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>> his tattoos will shwivvel
> >>>>> Butt nothing else?
> >>>>>
> >>>> dat abot covers it.
> >>> So the rest of him is already shwivveled up?
> >>>
> >> some might say puckered
> >
> > That should make it easy for him to pucker up.
> >
> Roofy's tellin me to_tell_u that ur bein indistreet.
>
> ;) u gotta luv'er

Discretion is not my middle name.