Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
August 19th 07, 03:57 AM
Don Salad wrote:
> "Matthew L. Martin" > wrote:
> >
> > What's the difference between a viola and a violin?
> >
> > A viola burns longer.
> > The viola holds more beer
> > You can tune the violin
>
> But you can't tune a fish.
Can you tune a salad?
> > Why is lightning like a violist's fingers?
> >
> > Neither hits the same place twice.
> >
> > <http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/viola.html>
> >
> > How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
> > Put it in a viola case.
> >
> > We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns
> > longer. But why does it burn longer?
> > It's usually still in the case.
>
> Thanks,
> Don
> "Matthew L. Martin" > wrote:
> >
> > What's the difference between a viola and a violin?
> >
> > A viola burns longer.
> > The viola holds more beer
> > You can tune the violin
>
> But you can't tune a fish.
Can you tune a salad?
> > Why is lightning like a violist's fingers?
> >
> > Neither hits the same place twice.
> >
> > <http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/viola.html>
> >
> > How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
> > Put it in a viola case.
> >
> > We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns
> > longer. But why does it burn longer?
> > It's usually still in the case.
>
> Thanks,
> Don