Re: Saucerhead warning!!!

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Naked Gonad wrote:
> They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT touch
> these strange beings because their breasts explode violently.They also
> have penis shaped tongues and
> have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.

That certainly sounds like them.

[Naked Gonad]

On Aug 24, 1:17 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
wrote:
> Naked Gonad wrote:
> > They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT touch
> > these strange beings because their breasts explode violently.They also
> > have penis shaped tongues and
> > have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
>
> That certainly sounds like them.

Have you been a victim of these strange beings?

[John \C\]

"Naked Gonad" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> On Aug 24, 1:17 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> wrote:
> > Naked Gonad wrote:
> > > They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT touch
> > > these strange beings because their breasts explode violently.They also
> > > have penis shaped tongues and
> > > have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
> >
> > That certainly sounds like them.
>
> Have you been a victim of these strange beings?

Heck, he used to live with their leader: Art Deco!

John C.

[Hagar]

"John "C"" > wrote in message
et...
>
> "Naked Gonad" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
>> On Aug 24, 1:17 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
>> wrote:
>> > Naked Gonad wrote:
>> > > They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT
>> > > touch
>> > > these strange beings because their breasts explode violently.They
>> > > also
>> > > have penis shaped tongues and
>> > > have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
>> >
>> > That certainly sounds like them.
>>
>> Have you been a victim of these strange beings?
>
> Heck, he used to live with their leader: Art Deco!
>
> John C.

So, what you're saying is that Fart Dicko has a penis instead of a tongue
???
That would place his asshole where his brain should be ....
It's all coming together now ... He's a ****-for-brains dick-head.

[Naked Gonad]

On Aug 24, 8:39 pm, "Hagar" > wrote:
> "John "C"" > wrote in message
>
> et...
>
>
>
>
>
> > "Naked Gonad" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> >> On Aug 24, 1:17 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> >> wrote:
> >> > Naked Gonad wrote:
> >> > > They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT
> >> > > touch
> >> > > these strange beings because their breasts explode violently.They
> >> > > also
> >> > > have penis shaped tongues and
> >> > > have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
>
> >> > That certainly sounds like them.
>
> >> Have you been a victim of these strange beings?
>
> > Heck, he used to live with their leader: Art Deco!
>
> > John C.
>
> So, what you're saying is that Fart Dicko has a penis instead of a tongue
> ???
> That would place his asshole where his brain should be ....
> It's all coming together now ... He's a ****-for-brains dick-head.

Sounds like a nice dude

[John \C\]

"Naked Gonad" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> On Aug 24, 8:39 pm, "Hagar" > wrote:
> > "John "C"" > wrote in message
> >
> > et...
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > > "Naked Gonad" > wrote in message
> > oups.com...
> > >> On Aug 24, 1:17 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > >> wrote:
> > >> > Naked Gonad wrote:
> > >> > > They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT
> > >> > > touch
> > >> > > these strange beings because their breasts explode violently.They
> > >> > > also
> > >> > > have penis shaped tongues and
> > >> > > have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
> >
> > >> > That certainly sounds like them.
> >
> > >> Have you been a victim of these strange beings?
> >
> > > Heck, he used to live with their leader: Art Deco!
> >
> > > John C.
> >
> > So, what you're saying is that Fart Dicko has a penis instead of a
tongue
> > ???
> > That would place his asshole where his brain should be ....
> > It's all coming together now ... He's a ****-for-brains dick-head.
>
> Sounds like a nice dude

If you bend-over in front of Deco he'll show you just how nice he can be!

John C.

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> Naked Gonad wrote:
>> They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT touch
>> these strange beings because their breasts explode violently.They also
>> have penis shaped tongues and
>> have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
>
> That certainly sounds like them.

Hallo Bruce.

Mr Pounder

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"John "C"" > wrote in message
et...
>
> "Naked Gonad" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
>> On Aug 24, 1:17 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
>> wrote:
>> > Naked Gonad wrote:
>> > > They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT
>> > > touch
>> > > these strange beings because their breasts explode violently.They
>> > > also
>> > > have penis shaped tongues and
>> > > have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
>> >
>> > That certainly sounds like them.
>>
>> Have you been a victim of these strange beings?
>
> Heck, he used to live with their leader: Art Deco!
>
> John C.

Yow John!

Mr Pounder
>
>

[John \C\]

"Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
k...
>
> "John "C"" > wrote in message
> et...
> >
> > "Naked Gonad" > wrote in message
> > oups.com...
> >> On Aug 24, 1:17 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> >> wrote:
> >> > Naked Gonad wrote:
> >> > > They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT
> >> > > touch
> >> > > these strange beings because their breasts explode violently.They
> >> > > also
> >> > > have penis shaped tongues and
> >> > > have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
> >> >
> >> > That certainly sounds like them.
> >>
> >> Have you been a victim of these strange beings?
> >
> > Heck, he used to live with their leader: Art Deco!
> >
> > John C.
>
> Yow John!
>
> Mr Pounder

Hi, how are you doing?

HJ

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Naked Gonad wrote:
> On Aug 24, 1:17 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> wrote:
> > Naked Gonad wrote:
> > > They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT touch
> > > these strange beings because their breasts explode violently.They also
> > > have penis shaped tongues and
> > > have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
> >
> > That certainly sounds like them.
>
> Have you been a victim of these strange beings?

You'll, of course, notice how quickly they started stalking me.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > Naked Gonad wrote:
> >> They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT touch
> >> these strange beings because their breasts explode violently.They also
> >> have penis shaped tongues and
> >> have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
> >
> > That certainly sounds like them.
>
> Hallo Bruce.

Hallo Mr Pounder.

[Naked Gonad]

On Aug 25, 11:46 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
wrote:
> Mr Pounder wrote:
> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > > Naked Gonad wrote:
> > >> They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT touch
> > >> these strange beings because their breasts explode violently.They also
> > >> have penis shaped tongues and
> > >> have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
>
> > > That certainly sounds like them.
>
> > Hallo Bruce.
>
> Hallo Mr Pounder.

________________________________
Hello Mr Pounder, have we had our medicine today?

Gonad

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

pmd wrote:
> Naked Gonad >
> wrote:
>
> >On Aug 25, 11:46 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> >wrote:
> >> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> > > Naked Gonad wrote:
> >> > >> They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT touch
> >> > >> these strange beings because their breasts explode violently.They also
> >> > >> have penis shaped tongues and
> >> > >> have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
> >>
> >> > > That certainly sounds like them.
> >>
> >> > Hallo Bruce.
> >>
> >> Hallo Mr Pounder.
> >
> >________________________________
> >Hello Mr Pounder, have we had our medicine today?
> >
> >Gonad
>
> Pounder's my friend. He likes to look at me naked and laugh.

Who doesn't? A0L!

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

pmd wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> wrote:
>
> >pmd wrote:
> >> Naked Gonad >
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Aug 25, 11:46 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> >> >wrote:
> >> >> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> > > Naked Gonad wrote:
> >> >> > >> They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT touch
> >> >> > >> these strange beings because their breasts explode violently.They also
> >> >> > >> have penis shaped tongues and
> >> >> > >> have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
> >> >>
> >> >> > > That certainly sounds like them.
> >> >>
> >> >> > Hallo Bruce.
> >> >>
> >> >> Hallo Mr Pounder.
> >> >
> >> >________________________________
> >> >Hello Mr Pounder, have we had our medicine today?
> >> >
> >> >Gonad
> >>
> >> Pounder's my friend. He likes to look at me naked and laugh.
> >
> >Who doesn't? A0L!
>
> pounder's a back stabbing filthy piece of ****.

You don't say!

[Naked Gonad]

On Aug 26, 8:09 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
wrote:
> pmd wrote:
> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > wrote:
>
> > >pmd wrote:
> > >> Naked Gonad >
> > >> wrote:
>
> > >> >On Aug 25, 11:46 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > >> >wrote:
> > >> >> Mr Pounder wrote:
> > >> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > >> >> ups.com...
> > >> >> > > Naked Gonad wrote:
> > >> >> > >> They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT touch
> > >> >> > >> these strange beings because their breasts explode violently.They also
> > >> >> > >> have penis shaped tongues and
> > >> >> > >> have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
>
> > >> >> > > That certainly sounds like them.
>
> > >> >> > Hallo Bruce.
>
> > >> >> Hallo Mr Pounder.
>
> > >> >________________________________
> > >> >Hello Mr Pounder, have we had our medicine today?
>
> > >> >Gonad
>
> > >> Pounder's my friend. He likes to look at me naked and laugh.
>
> > >Who doesn't? A0L!
>
> > pounder's a back stabbing filthy piece of ****.
>
> You don't say!
___________________________________________
Mr Pounder is a nice honest straight guy.

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"John "C"" > wrote in message
et...
>
> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> k...
>>
>> "John "C"" > wrote in message
>> et...
>> >
>> > "Naked Gonad" > wrote in message
>> > oups.com...
>> >> On Aug 24, 1:17 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
>> >> wrote:
>> >> > Naked Gonad wrote:
>> >> > > They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT
>> >> > > touch
>> >> > > these strange beings because their breasts explode violently.They
>> >> > > also
>> >> > > have penis shaped tongues and
>> >> > > have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
>> >> >
>> >> > That certainly sounds like them.
>> >>
>> >> Have you been a victim of these strange beings?
>> >
>> > Heck, he used to live with their leader: Art Deco!
>> >
>> > John C.
>>
>> Yow John!
>>
>> Mr Pounder
>
> Hi, how are you doing?
>
> HJ

I have been very busy, little time newsgroups.

Take care.

Mr Pounder
>
>

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> Mr Pounder wrote:
>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> ups.com...
>> > Naked Gonad wrote:
>> >> They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT touch
>> >> these strange beings because their breasts explode violently.They also
>> >> have penis shaped tongues and
>> >> have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
>> >
>> > That certainly sounds like them.
>>
>> Hallo Bruce.
>
> Hallo Mr Pounder.

Hallo Bruce.

Mr Pounder
>

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Naked Gonad" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> On Aug 25, 11:46 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> wrote:
>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> ups.com...
>> > > Naked Gonad wrote:
>> > >> They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT
>> > >> touch
>> > >> these strange beings because their breasts explode violently.They
>> > >> also
>> > >> have penis shaped tongues and
>> > >> have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
>>
>> > > That certainly sounds like them.
>>
>> > Hallo Bruce.
>>
>> Hallo Mr Pounder.
>
> ________________________________
> Hello Mr Pounder, have we had our medicine today?
>
> Gonad

Hallo Mr Gonad.

Mr Pounder
>

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Naked Gonad" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> On Aug 26, 8:09 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> wrote:
>> pmd wrote:
>> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
>> > wrote:
>>
>> > >pmd wrote:
>> > >> Naked Gonad >
>> > >> wrote:
>>
>> > >> >On Aug 25, 11:46 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
>> > >> >wrote:
>> > >> >> Mr Pounder wrote:
>> > >> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> > >> >> ups.com...
>> > >> >> > > Naked Gonad wrote:
>> > >> >> > >> They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do
>> > >> >> > >> NOT touch
>> > >> >> > >> these strange beings because their breasts explode
>> > >> >> > >> violently.They also
>> > >> >> > >> have penis shaped tongues and
>> > >> >> > >> have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
>>
>> > >> >> > > That certainly sounds like them.
>>
>> > >> >> > Hallo Bruce.
>>
>> > >> >> Hallo Mr Pounder.
>>
>> > >> >________________________________
>> > >> >Hello Mr Pounder, have we had our medicine today?
>>
>> > >> >Gonad
>>
>> > >> Pounder's my friend. He likes to look at me naked and laugh.
>>
>> > >Who doesn't? A0L!
>>
>> > pounder's a back stabbing filthy piece of ****.
>>
>> You don't say!
> ___________________________________________
> Mr Pounder is a nice honest straight guy.

It don't matter Ron......... some people are faking other people.
It really does not matter, quite silly really.
But I do fear that I may have lost one American friend - I hope not.

Mr Pounder
>

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> > Naked Gonad wrote:
> >> >> They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT touch
> >> >> these strange beings because their breasts explode violently.They also
> >> >> have penis shaped tongues and
> >> >> have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
> >> >
> >> > That certainly sounds like them.
> >>
> >> Hallo Bruce.
> >
> > Hallo Mr Pounder.
>
> Hallo Bruce.

Hallo Mr Pounder

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Naked Gonad wrote:
> On Aug 26, 8:09 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> wrote:
> > pmd wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > > wrote:
> >
> > > >pmd wrote:
> > > >> Naked Gonad >
> > > >> wrote:
> >
> > > >> >On Aug 25, 11:46 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > > >> >wrote:
> > > >> >> Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > >> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > >> >> ups.com...
> > > >> >> > > Naked Gonad wrote:
> > > >> >> > >> They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT touch
> > > >> >> > >> these strange beings because their breasts explode violently.They also
> > > >> >> > >> have penis shaped tongues and
> > > >> >> > >> have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
> >
> > > >> >> > > That certainly sounds like them.
> >
> > > >> >> > Hallo Bruce.
> >
> > > >> >> Hallo Mr Pounder.
> >
> > > >> >________________________________
> > > >> >Hello Mr Pounder, have we had our medicine today?
> >
> > > >> >Gonad
> >
> > > >> Pounder's my friend. He likes to look at me naked and laugh.
> >
> > > >Who doesn't? A0L!
> >
> > > pounder's a back stabbing filthy piece of ****.
> >
> > You don't say!
> ___________________________________________
> Mr Pounder is a nice honest straight guy.

I heard he was bent.

[Naked Gonad]

On Aug 26, 6:12 pm, "Mr Pounder" >
wrote:
> "Naked Gonad" > wrote in message
>
> ups.com...
>
>
>
> > On Aug 26, 8:09 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > wrote:
> >> pmd wrote:
> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> >> > wrote:
>
> >> > >pmd wrote:
> >> > >> Naked Gonad >
> >> > >> wrote:
>
> >> > >> >On Aug 25, 11:46 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> >> > >> >wrote:
> >> > >> >> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> > >> >> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> > >> >> ups.com...
> >> > >> >> > > Naked Gonad wrote:
> >> > >> >> > >> They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do
> >> > >> >> > >> NOT touch
> >> > >> >> > >> these strange beings because their breasts explode
> >> > >> >> > >> violently.They also
> >> > >> >> > >> have penis shaped tongues and
> >> > >> >> > >> have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
>
> >> > >> >> > > That certainly sounds like them.
>
> >> > >> >> > Hallo Bruce.
>
> >> > >> >> Hallo Mr Pounder.
>
> >> > >> >________________________________
> >> > >> >Hello Mr Pounder, have we had our medicine today?
>
> >> > >> >Gonad
>
> >> > >> Pounder's my friend. He likes to look at me naked and laugh.
>
> >> > >Who doesn't? A0L!
>
> >> > pounder's a back stabbing filthy piece of ****.
>
> >> You don't say!
> > ___________________________________________
> > Mr Pounder is a nice honest straight guy.
>
> It don't matter Ron......... some people are faking other people.
> It really does not matter, quite silly really.
> But I do fear that I may have lost one American friend - I hope not.
>
> Mr Pounder
__________________________________________________ _____

Yeh, that would be sad.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> > Naked Gonad wrote:
> >> >> >> >> They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT
> >> >> >> >> touch
> >> >> >> >> these strange beings because their breasts explode
> >> >> >> >> violently.They
> >> >> >> >> also
> >> >> >> >> have penis shaped tongues and
> >> >> >> >> have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > That certainly sounds like them.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Hallo Bruce.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Hallo Mr Pounder.
> >> >>
> >> >> Hallo Bruce.
> >> >
> >> > Hallo Mr Pounder
> >>
> >> How's it hanging Bruce?
> >
> > About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...
>
> In Imperial measurement please.
> Metric always confuses me.

How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
imperial.

[[email protected]]

On 29 Aug, 09:57, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote:
> Mr Pounder wrote:
> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > ups.com...
> > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > >> ups.com...
> > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > >> >> ups.com...
> > >> >> >> > Naked Gonad wrote:
> > >> >> >> >> They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT
> > >> >> >> >> touch
> > >> >> >> >> these strange beings because their breasts explode
> > >> >> >> >> violently.They
> > >> >> >> >> also
> > >> >> >> >> have penis shaped tongues and
> > >> >> >> >> have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
>
> > >> >> >> > That certainly sounds like them.
>
> > >> >> >> Hallo Bruce.
>
> > >> >> > Hallo Mr Pounder.
>
> > >> >> Hallo Bruce.
>
> > >> > Hallo Mr Pounder
>
> > >> How's it hanging Bruce?
>
> > > About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...
>
> > In Imperial measurement please.
> > Metric always confuses me.
>
> How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
> imperial.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Rational? It's absurd, man! First you multiply by 14, then divide by
2.2. How ridiculous is that?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ps.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> oups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Naked Gonad wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do
> >> >> >> >> >> NOT
> >> >> >> >> >> touch
> >> >> >> >> >> these strange beings because their breasts explode
> >> >> >> >> >> violently.They
> >> >> >> >> >> also
> >> >> >> >> >> have penis shaped tongues and
> >> >> >> >> >> have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > That certainly sounds like them.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Hallo Bruce.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Hallo Mr Pounder.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Hallo Bruce.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Hallo Mr Pounder
> >> >>
> >> >> How's it hanging Bruce?
> >> >
> >> > About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...
> >>
> >> In Imperial measurement please.
> >> Metric always confuses me.
> >
> > How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
> > imperial.
>
> I was educated in Imperial. Do not forget that I am old.
> Centimetres, millipedes & centipedes confuse me.

But spiders are no problem?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

wrote:
> On 29 Aug, 09:57, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote:
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > oups.com...
> > > > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > ups.com...
> > > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > >> ups.com...
> > > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > >> >> ups.com...
> > > >> >> >> > Naked Gonad wrote:
> > > >> >> >> >> They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'. Do NOT
> > > >> >> >> >> touch
> > > >> >> >> >> these strange beings because their breasts explode
> > > >> >> >> >> violently.They
> > > >> >> >> >> also
> > > >> >> >> >> have penis shaped tongues and
> > > >> >> >> >> have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
> >
> > > >> >> >> > That certainly sounds like them.
> >
> > > >> >> >> Hallo Bruce.
> >
> > > >> >> > Hallo Mr Pounder.
> >
> > > >> >> Hallo Bruce.
> >
> > > >> > Hallo Mr Pounder
> >
> > > >> How's it hanging Bruce?
> >
> > > > About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...
> >
> > > In Imperial measurement please.
> > > Metric always confuses me.
> >
> > How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
> > imperial.
>
> Rational? It's absurd, man! First you multiply by 14, then divide by
> 2.2. How ridiculous is that?

I've seen worse.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ps.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > Naked Gonad wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> They have invaded the internet and are preaching 'Darla'.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Do
> >> >> >> >> >> >> NOT
> >> >> >> >> >> >> touch
> >> >> >> >> >> >> these strange beings because their breasts explode
> >> >> >> >> >> >> violently.They
> >> >> >> >> >> >> also
> >> >> >> >> >> >> have penis shaped tongues and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > That certainly sounds like them.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Hallo Bruce.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Hallo Mr Pounder.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Hallo Bruce.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Hallo Mr Pounder
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> How's it hanging Bruce?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...
> >> >>
> >> >> In Imperial measurement please.
> >> >> Metric always confuses me.
> >> >
> >> > How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
> >> > imperial.
> >>
> >> I was educated in Imperial. Do not forget that I am old.
> >> Centimetres, millipedes & centipedes confuse me.
> >
> > But spiders are no problem?
>
> Spiders have always been the ancient enemy.
> Eight legs.
> Something to do with bytes in a cluster or a load of old Dos?

I have no idea. Perhaps I should read your book.

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:40:39 +0100, > wrote:

> On 29 Aug, 09:57, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote:
>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> oups.com...
>> > > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> > ups.com...
>> > >> > Hallo Mr Pounder
>>
>> > >> How's it hanging Bruce?
>>
>> > > About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...
>>
>> > In Imperial measurement please.
>> > Metric always confuses me.
>>
>> How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
>> imperial.- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
> Rational? It's absurd, man! First you multiply by 14, then divide by
> 2.2. How ridiculous is that?

Why do you keep writing "show quoted text"?

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If trains stop at train stations, what happens at workstations?

[anonym]

"Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
news:op.tyclausc4buhsv@fx62...
> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:40:39 +0100,
> > wrote:
>
>> On 29 Aug, 09:57, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote:
>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>>> oups.com...
>>> > > Mr Pounder wrote:
>>> > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>>> > ups.com...
>>> > >> > Hallo Mr Pounder
>>>
>>> > >> How's it hanging Bruce?
>>>
>>> > > About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...
>>>
>>> > In Imperial measurement please.
>>> > Metric always confuses me.
>>>
>>> How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
>>> imperial.- Hide quoted text -
>>>
>>> - Show quoted text -
>>
>> Rational? It's absurd, man! First you multiply by 14, then divide by
>> 2.2. How ridiculous is that?
>
> Why do you keep writing "show quoted text"? - Hide quoted text -

Because it is now the "in thing" with leaders of the Usenet community. He
also writes "Hide quoted text" too. You must stay ahead of the pack in this
game.

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> If trains stop at train stations, what happens at workstations?

But not all trains stop at all train stations so are you referring to only
some workstations? (BTW, I usually call them railway stations or rail
stations. As a matter of fact this is the very first time I have heard them
referred to as "train stations".

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Sat, 08 Sep 2007 19:30:54 +0100, anonym > wrote:

>
> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> news:op.tyclausc4buhsv@fx62...
>> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:40:39 +0100,
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On 29 Aug, 09:57, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote:
>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>>>> oups.com...
>>>> > > Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>> > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>>>> > ups.com...
>>>> > >> > Hallo Mr Pounder
>>>>
>>>> > >> How's it hanging Bruce?
>>>>
>>>> > > About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...
>>>>
>>>> > In Imperial measurement please.
>>>> > Metric always confuses me.
>>>>
>>>> How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
>>>> imperial.- Hide quoted text -
>>>>
>>>> - Show quoted text -
>>>
>>> Rational? It's absurd, man! First you multiply by 14, then divide by
>>> 2.2. How ridiculous is that?
>>
>> Why do you keep writing "show quoted text"? - Hide quoted text -
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> also writes "Hide quoted text" too. You must stay ahead of the pack in this
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[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:09:01 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ps.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> How's it hanging Bruce?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...
> >> >>
> >> >> In Imperial measurement please.
> >> >> Metric always confuses me.
> >> >
> >> > How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
> >> > imperial.
> >>
> >> I was educated in Imperial. Do not forget that I am old.
> >> Centimetres, millipedes & centipedes confuse me.
> >
> > But spiders are no problem?
>
> Evidently they are. He hasn't beaten them yet.

Fortunately, nobody asked what spiders are doing on his butt.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ps.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> oups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ps.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Naked Gonad wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> They have invaded the internet and are preaching
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 'Darla'.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Do
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> NOT
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> touch
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> these strange beings because their breasts explode
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> violently.They
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> also
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> have penis shaped tongues and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > That certainly sounds like them.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Hallo Bruce.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > Hallo Mr Pounder.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Hallo Bruce.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Hallo Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> How's it hanging Bruce?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> In Imperial measurement please.
> >> >> >> Metric always confuses me.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
> >> >> > imperial.
> >> >>
> >> >> I was educated in Imperial. Do not forget that I am old.
> >> >> Centimetres, millipedes & centipedes confuse me.
> >> >
> >> > But spiders are no problem?
> >>
> >> Spiders have always been the ancient enemy.
> >> Eight legs.
> >> Something to do with bytes in a cluster or a load of old Dos?
> >
> > I have no idea. Perhaps I should read your book.
>
> Yes, you should read it.

Where can I get a copy?

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"anonym" > wrote in message
m...
>
> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> news:op.tyclausc4buhsv@fx62...
>> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:40:39 +0100,
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On 29 Aug, 09:57, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote:
>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>>>> oups.com...
>>>> > > Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>> > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>>>> > ups.com...
>>>> > >> > Hallo Mr Pounder
>>>>
>>>> > >> How's it hanging Bruce?
>>>>
>>>> > > About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...
>>>>
>>>> > In Imperial measurement please.
>>>> > Metric always confuses me.
>>>>
>>>> How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
>>>> imperial.- Hide quoted text -
>>>>
>>>> - Show quoted text -
>>>
>>> Rational? It's absurd, man! First you multiply by 14, then divide by
>>> 2.2. How ridiculous is that?
>>
>> Why do you keep writing "show quoted text"? - Hide quoted text -
>
> Because it is now the "in thing" with leaders of the Usenet community. He
> also writes "Hide quoted text" too. You must stay ahead of the pack in
> this game.
>
> - Show quoted text -

Bloody childish in my opinion. And I am a Internet God.

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[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "anonym" > wrote in message
> m...
> >
> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> > news:op.tyclausc4buhsv@fx62...
> >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:40:39 +0100,
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >>> On 29 Aug, 09:57, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote:
> >>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>>> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>>> oups.com...
> >>>> > > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>>> > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>>> > ups.com...
> >>>> > >> > Hallo Mr Pounder
> >>>>
> >>>> > >> How's it hanging Bruce?
> >>>>
> >>>> > > About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...
> >>>>
> >>>> > In Imperial measurement please.
> >>>> > Metric always confuses me.
> >>>>
> >>>> How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
> >>>> imperial.- Hide quoted text -
> >>>>
> >>>> - Show quoted text -
> >>>
> >>> Rational? It's absurd, man! First you multiply by 14, then divide by
> >>> 2.2. How ridiculous is that?
> >>
> >> Why do you keep writing "show quoted text"? - Hide quoted text -
> >
> > Because it is now the "in thing" with leaders of the Usenet community. He
> > also writes "Hide quoted text" too. You must stay ahead of the pack in
> > this game.
>
> Bloody childish in my opinion. And I am a Internet God.

Yes, in your own lunch time.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ps.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ps.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Naked Gonad wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> They have invaded the internet and are preaching
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 'Darla'.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Do
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> NOT
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> touch
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> these strange beings because their breasts explode
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> violently.They
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> also
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> have penis shaped tongues and
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > That certainly sounds like them.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Hallo Bruce.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Hallo Mr Pounder.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Hallo Bruce.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > Hallo Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> How's it hanging Bruce?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> In Imperial measurement please.
> >> >> >> >> Metric always confuses me.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared
> >> >> >> > to
> >> >> >> > imperial.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I was educated in Imperial. Do not forget that I am old.
> >> >> >> Centimetres, millipedes & centipedes confuse me.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > But spiders are no problem?
> >> >>
> >> >> Spiders have always been the ancient enemy.
> >> >> Eight legs.
> >> >> Something to do with bytes in a cluster or a load of old Dos?
> >> >
> >> > I have no idea. Perhaps I should read your book.
> >>
> >> Yes, you should read it.
> >
> > Where can I get a copy?
>
> Book shops.

Any in particular?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> news:op.tyck9zit4buhsv@fx62...
> > On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:09:01 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > wrote:
> >
> >> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>> ps.com...
> >>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>> >> oups.com...
> >>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>> >> >> How's it hanging Bruce?
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> > About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...
> >>> >>
> >>> >> In Imperial measurement please.
> >>> >> Metric always confuses me.
> >>> >
> >>> > How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
> >>> > imperial.
> >>>
> >>> I was educated in Imperial. Do not forget that I am old.
> >>> Centimetres, millipedes & centipedes confuse me.
> >>
> >> But spiders are no problem?
> >
> > Evidently they are. He hasn't beaten them yet.
>
> Spiders are the unbeatable foe. You have to be realistic.

Nonsense. Spiders are easy.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:58:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> news:op.tyck9zit4buhsv@fx62...
> >> > On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:09:01 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> > > wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >>> ps.com...
> >> >>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >>> >> oups.com...
> >> >>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >>> >> >> How's it hanging Bruce?
> >> >>> >> >
> >> >>> >> > About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...
> >> >>> >>
> >> >>> >> In Imperial measurement please.
> >> >>> >> Metric always confuses me.
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> > How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
> >> >>> > imperial.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> I was educated in Imperial. Do not forget that I am old.
> >> >>> Centimetres, millipedes & centipedes confuse me.
> >> >>
> >> >> But spiders are no problem?
> >> >
> >> > Evidently they are. He hasn't beaten them yet.
> >>
> >> Spiders are the unbeatable foe. You have to be realistic.
> >
> > Nonsense. Spiders are easy.
>
> No, earth girls are easy.

No, that was just a fictional film. No surprise that you were taken in.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:53:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:58:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> news:op.tyck9zit4buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> > On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:09:01 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> >> > > wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >>> ps.com...
> >> >> >>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >>> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >>> >> >> How's it hanging Bruce?
> >> >> >>> >> >
> >> >> >>> >> > About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...
> >> >> >>> >>
> >> >> >>> >> In Imperial measurement please.
> >> >> >>> >> Metric always confuses me.
> >> >> >>> >
> >> >> >>> > How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
> >> >> >>> > imperial.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> I was educated in Imperial. Do not forget that I am old.
> >> >> >>> Centimetres, millipedes & centipedes confuse me.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> But spiders are no problem?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Evidently they are. He hasn't beaten them yet.
> >> >>
> >> >> Spiders are the unbeatable foe. You have to be realistic.
> >> >
> >> > Nonsense. Spiders are easy.
> >>
> >> No, earth girls are easy.
> >
> > No, that was just a fictional film. No surprise that you were taken in.
>
> If you aren't finding them easy, you're going about it the wrong way.

And how is going after fat/ugly girls the right way?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:26:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:53:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:58:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> news:op.tyck9zit4buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> >> > Evidently they are. He hasn't beaten them yet.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Spiders are the unbeatable foe. You have to be realistic.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Nonsense. Spiders are easy.
> >> >>
> >> >> No, earth girls are easy.
> >> >
> >> > No, that was just a fictional film. No surprise that you were taken in.
> >>
> >> If you aren't finding them easy, you're going about it the wrong way.
> >
> > And how is going after fat/ugly girls the right way?
>
> I'll set her onto you for that.

Once the lazy cow gets off her fat arse, I'll be long gone.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:47:42 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:26:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:53:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:58:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> news:op.tyck9zit4buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> >> >> > Evidently they are. He hasn't beaten them yet.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Spiders are the unbeatable foe. You have to be realistic.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Nonsense. Spiders are easy.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> No, earth girls are easy.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > No, that was just a fictional film. No surprise that you were taken in.
> >> >>
> >> >> If you aren't finding them easy, you're going about it the wrong way.
> >> >
> >> > And how is going after fat/ugly girls the right way?
> >>
> >> I'll set her onto you for that.
> >
> > Once the lazy cow gets off her fat arse, I'll be long gone.
>
> Fat people can jet propel themselves to the upright position using methane.

Exactly how fat are we talking about here?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 06:14:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:47:42 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:26:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:53:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:58:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> news:op.tyck9zit4buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> >> >> >> > Evidently they are. He hasn't beaten them yet.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Spiders are the unbeatable foe. You have to be realistic.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Nonsense. Spiders are easy.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> No, earth girls are easy.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > No, that was just a fictional film. No surprise that you were taken in.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> If you aren't finding them easy, you're going about it the wrong way.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > And how is going after fat/ugly girls the right way?
> >> >>
> >> >> I'll set her onto you for that.
> >> >
> >> > Once the lazy cow gets off her fat arse, I'll be long gone.
> >>
> >> Fat people can jet propel themselves to the upright position using methane.
> >
> > Exactly how fat are we talking about here?
>
> Irrelevant. Propulsive force and mass are both directly proportional to fatness.

So fat people are bigger fartarses too?

> I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you were!" shouted the woman to her husband.
> The husband replied, "You should've known how stupid I was the minute I asked you to marry me!"

Touche!

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:53:13 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 06:14:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:47:42 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:26:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:53:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:58:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> news:op.tyck9zit4buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Evidently they are. He hasn't beaten them yet.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Spiders are the unbeatable foe. You have to be realistic.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > Nonsense. Spiders are easy.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> No, earth girls are easy.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > No, that was just a fictional film. No surprise that you were taken in.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> If you aren't finding them easy, you're going about it the wrong way.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > And how is going after fat/ugly girls the right way?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I'll set her onto you for that.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Once the lazy cow gets off her fat arse, I'll be long gone.
> >> >>
> >> >> Fat people can jet propel themselves to the upright position using methane.
> >> >
> >> > Exactly how fat are we talking about here?
> >>
> >> Irrelevant. Propulsive force and mass are both directly proportional to fatness.
> >
> > So fat people are bigger fartarses too?
>
> It stands to reason. More food in, more gas out.

Is that why you drive like a maniac?

> No trees were killed in the sending of this message.
> However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced

You bastid!

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:34:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:53:13 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 06:14:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:47:42 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Once the lazy cow gets off her fat arse, I'll be long gone.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Fat people can jet propel themselves to the upright position using methane.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Exactly how fat are we talking about here?
> >> >>
> >> >> Irrelevant. Propulsive force and mass are both directly proportional to fatness.
> >> >
> >> > So fat people are bigger fartarses too?
> >>
> >> It stands to reason. More food in, more gas out.
> >
> > Is that why you drive like a maniac?
>
> No, more gas in, more **** out.

Shouldn't that be "no more gas in, no more **** out"?