Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
>> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
>> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
>> Days......................: 31
>> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
>> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
>> Total Volume..............: 21687
>> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
>> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
>> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
>> Total Posters This Week...: 217
>> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
>> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
>>
>> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> ================================================== ==============
>> 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1 14.1%
>> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7 10.1%
>
> Ding! Ding! Ding!
>
>> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5 10.0%
>
> You're still a luser, PHucker!

Where is the list of quality posts?

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[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >>
> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >>
> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
> >> Days......................: 31
> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
> >>
> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >> ================================================== ==============
> >> 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1 14.1%
> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7 10.1%
> >
> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
> >
> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5 10.0%
> >
> > You're still a luser, PHucker!
>
> Where is the list of quality posts?

Why do you ask me?

> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.

Don't look at me like that!

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym > wrote:
>
> > "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >>
> >> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >> . ..
> >>>
> >>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> >>> k...
> >>>>
> >>>> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >>>> . ..
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> >>>>> k...
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your allegation? If
> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting here.
> >>>>
> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
> >>>>
> >>>> Mr Pounder
> >>>
> >>> Why should you be banned?
> >>
> >> Do not weasel with me.
> >>
> >> Mr Pounder
> >
> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though stoats are a quite
> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
>
> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!

What flavour is it? And do you get wafers with it?

[Holly]

On Sep 4, 3:41 pm, "anonym" > wrote:
> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
>
> k...
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >news:op.tx469oe14buhsv@fx62...
> > On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > wrote:
>
> >> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
> >>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> >>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
> >>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> >>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
> >>> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
> >>> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
> >>> Days......................: 31
> >>> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
> >>> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
> >>> Total Volume..............: 21687
> >>> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
> >>> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
> >>> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
> >>> Total Posters This Week...: 217
> >>> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
> >>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
> >>> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
>
> >>> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >>> ================================================== ==============
> >>> 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1 14.1%
> >>> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7 10.1%
>
> >> Ding! Ding! Ding!
>
> >>> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5 10.0%
>
> >> You're still a luser, PHucker!
>
> > Where is the list of quality posts?
>
> > I once came second in this list.
> > Then the trolls moved in.
>
> Which group are you referring to? No trolls are allowed to post in d.l.-

Are you a blue troll?

[Naked Gonad]

On Sep 5, 12:05 pm, Holly > wrote:
> On Sep 4, 3:41 pm, "anonym" > wrote:
>
>
>
> > "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
>
> k...
>
> > > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> > >news:op.tx469oe14buhsv@fx62...
> > > On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > wrote:
>
> > >> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
> > >>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> > >>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> > >>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> > >>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> > >>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
> > >>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> > >>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
> > >>> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
> > >>> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
> > >>> Days......................: 31
> > >>> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
> > >>> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
> > >>> Total Volume..............: 21687
> > >>> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
> > >>> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
> > >>> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
> > >>> Total Posters This Week...: 217
> > >>> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
> > >>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
> > >>> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
>
> > >>> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> > >>> ================================================== ==============
> > >>> 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1 14.1%
> > >>> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7 10.1%
>
> > >> Ding! Ding! Ding!
>
> > >>> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5 10.0%
>
> > >> You're still a luser, PHucker!
>
> > > Where is the list of quality posts?
>
> > > I once came second in this list.
> > > Then the trolls moved in.
>
> > Which group are you referring to? No trolls are allowed to post in d.l.-
>
> Are you a blue troll?

Could be a pink one though.

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"anonym" > wrote in message
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>> "anonym" > wrote in message
>> . ..
>>>
>>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
>>> k...
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>>>> "anonym" > wrote in message
>>>> . ..
>>>>>
>>>>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
>>>>> k...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "anonym" > wrote in message
>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
>>>>>>> k...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:op.tx469oe14buhsv@fx62...
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>>>>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>>>>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>>>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>>>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>>>>>>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
>>>>>>>>>> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
>>>>>>>>>> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
>>>>>>>>>> Days......................: 31
>>>>>>>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
>>>>>>>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
>>>>>>>>>> Total Volume..............: 21687
>>>>>>>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
>>>>>>>>>> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
>>>>>>>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
>>>>>>>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 217
>>>>>>>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
>>>>>>>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
>>>>>>>>>> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>>>>> ================================================== ==============
>>>>>>>>>> 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1
>>>>>>>>>> 14.1%
>>>>>>>>>> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7
>>>>>>>>>> 10.1%
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ding! Ding! Ding!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5
>>>>>>>>>> 10.0%
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You're still a luser, PHucker!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Where is the list of quality posts?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I once came second in this list.
>>>>>>>> Then the trolls moved in.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Which group are you referring to? No trolls are allowed to post in
>>>>>>> d.l.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sooooooo, Kadaitche Man is not a troll?
>>>>>> Well?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mr Pounder
>>>>>
>>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your allegation? If
>>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting here.
>>>>
>>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
>>>>
>>>> Mr Pounder
>>>
>>> Why should you be banned?
>>
>> Do not weasel with me.
>>
>> Mr Pounder
>
> Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though stoats are a
> quite different matter. I would never stoat with you.

Stoat, yeah :-))))))))))
Thanks for the reminder.
Now then, where is ah?

Mr Pounder
>
>

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
news:op.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym > wrote:

>
> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> "anonym" > wrote in message
>> . ..
>>>
>>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
>>> k...
>>>>
>>>> "anonym" > wrote in message
>>>> . ..
>>>>>
>>>>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
>>>>> k...
>>>>>
>>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your allegation? If
>>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting here.
>>>>
>>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
>>>>
>>>> Mr Pounder
>>>
>>> Why should you be banned?
>>
>> Do not weasel with me.
>>
>> Mr Pounder
>
> Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though stoats are a
> quite
> different matter. I would never stoat with you.

ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!

Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a surfboard to hell & back
Sir?
{Stoat}

Mr Pounder

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[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Holly" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> On Sep 4, 3:41 pm, "anonym" > wrote:
>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
>>
>> k...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
>> >news:op.tx469oe14buhsv@fx62...
>> > On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>> > > wrote:
>>
>> >> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>> >>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> >>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> >>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> >>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> >>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>> >>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>> >>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
>> >>> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
>> >>> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
>> >>> Days......................: 31
>> >>> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
>> >>> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
>> >>> Total Volume..............: 21687
>> >>> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
>> >>> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
>> >>> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
>> >>> Total Posters This Week...: 217
>> >>> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
>> >>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
>> >>> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
>>
>> >>> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> >>> ================================================== ==============
>> >>> 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1
>> >>> 14.1%
>> >>> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7
>> >>> 10.1%
>>
>> >> Ding! Ding! Ding!
>>
>> >>> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5
>> >>> 10.0%
>>
>> >> You're still a luser, PHucker!
>>
>> > Where is the list of quality posts?
>>
>> > I once came second in this list.
>> > Then the trolls moved in.
>>
>> Which group are you referring to? No trolls are allowed to post in d.l.-
>
> Are you a blue troll?

Ahhhhhhhhhh Holly.

Mr Pounder
>

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> news:op.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym > wrote:
>
> > "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >>
> >> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >> . ..
> >>>
> >>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> >>> k...
> >>>>
> >>>> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >>>> . ..
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> >>>>> k...
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your allegation? If
> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting here.
> >>>>
> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
> >>>>
> >>>> Mr Pounder
> >>>
> >>> Why should you be banned?
> >>
> >> Do not weasel with me.
> >>
> >> Mr Pounder
> >
> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though stoats are a
> > quite
> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
>
> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
>
> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a surfboard to hell & back
> Sir?

No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.

> {Stoat}

What?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> news:op.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym > wrote:
> >>
> >> > "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> >> > ...
> >> >>
> >> >> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >> >> . ..
> >> >>>
> >> >>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> >> >>> k...
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >> >>>> . ..
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> >> >>>>> k...
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your allegation?
> >> >>>>> If
> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting here.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
> >> >>
> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
> >> >>
> >> >> Mr Pounder
> >> >
> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though stoats are a
> >> > quite
> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
> >>
> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
> >>
> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a surfboard to hell &
> >> back
> >> Sir?
> >
> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
>
> Show me that one.

Must I?

> >> {Stoat}
> >
> > What?
>
> {Stoat}
>
> HTH

Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> news:op.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> >> >> > ...
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> . ..
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> >> >> >>> k...
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >> >> >>>> . ..
> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> >> >> >>>>> k...
> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your
> >> >> >>>>> allegation?
> >> >> >>>>> If
> >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting here.
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though stoats are
> >> >> > a
> >> >> > quite
> >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
> >> >>
> >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
> >> >>
> >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a surfboard to hell &
> >> >> back
> >> >> Sir?
> >> >
> >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
> >>
> >> Show me that one.
> >
> > Must I?
>
> I cannot remember it.

OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4

> >> >> {Stoat}
> >> >
> >> > What?
> >>
> >> {Stoat}
> >>
> >> HTH
> >
> > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
>
> So did I.

Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris Kreik, the
cherry beer from Belgium.

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>>
>> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>> >>
>> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>> >>
>> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
>> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
>> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
>> >> Days......................: 31
>> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
>> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
>> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
>> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
>> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
>> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
>> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
>> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
>> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
>> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
>> >>
>> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> >> ================================================== ==============
>> >> 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1 14.1%
>> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7 10.1%
>> >
>> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
>> >
>> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5 10.0%
>> >
>> > You're still a luser, PHucker!
>>
>> Where is the list of quality posts?
>
> Why do you ask me?

You're right, you are the last person who would know.

>> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.
>
> Don't look at me like that!

I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)

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The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with
a note from that member).
A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?"
The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:22:08 +0100, Mr Pounder > wrote:

>
> "Holly" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
>> On Sep 4, 3:41 pm, "anonym" > wrote:
>>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
>>>
>>> k...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
>>> >news:op.tx469oe14buhsv@fx62...
>>> > On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>>> > > wrote:
>>>
>>> >> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>> >>> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5
>>> >>> 10.0%
>>>
>>> >> You're still a luser, PHucker!
>>>
>>> > Where is the list of quality posts?
>>>
>>> > I once came second in this list.
>>> > Then the trolls moved in.
>>>
>>> Which group are you referring to? No trolls are allowed to post in d..l.-
>>
>> Are you a blue troll?
>
> Ahhhhhhhhhh Holly.

That's the kind of meaningless thing 80 year olds say.

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[anonym]

"Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
news:op.tycksg0x4buhsv@fx62...
On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>> > wrote:
>>
>> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>> >>
>> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>> >>
>> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
>> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
>> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
>> >> Days......................: 31
>> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
>> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
>> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
>> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
>> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
>> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
>> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
>> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
>> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
>> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
>> >>
>> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> >> ================================================== ==============
>> >> 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1
>> >> 14.1%
>> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7
>> >> 10.1%
>> >
>> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
>> >
>> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5
>> >> 10.0%
>> >
>> > You're still a luser, PHucker!
>>
>> Where is the list of quality posts?
>
> Why do you ask me?

You're right, you are the last person who would know.

>> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.
>
> Don't look at me like that!

I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)

FILTH!

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The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance
of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except
illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family
(with
a note from that member).
A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?"
The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds
with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Sat, 08 Sep 2007 19:31:46 +0100, anonym > wrote:

>
> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> news:op.tycksg0x4buhsv@fx62...
> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>> >>
>>> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>> >>
>>> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>>> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
>>> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
>>> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
>>> >> Days......................: 31
>>> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
>>> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
>>> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
>>> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
>>> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
>>> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
>>> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
>>> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
>>> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
>>> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
>>> >>
>>> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>> >> ================================================== ==============
>>> >> 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1
>>> >> 14.1%
>>> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7
>>> >> 10.1%
>>> >
>>> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
>>> >
>>> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5
>>> >> 10.0%
>>> >
>>> > You're still a luser, PHucker!
>>>
>>> Where is the list of quality posts?
>>
>> Why do you ask me?
>
> You're right, you are the last person who would know.
>
>>> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.
>>
>> Don't look at me like that!
>
> I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)
>
> FILTH!

Where would the world be without filth?


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In the event that all else has failed, and it seems tempting to actually read the instructions, don't panic: Get a bigger hammer!

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >> >>
> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >> >>
> >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
> >> >> Days......................: 31
> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
> >> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
> >> >>
> >> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >> >> ================================================== ==============
> >> >> 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1 14.1%
> >> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7 10.1%
> >> >
> >> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
> >> >
> >> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5 10.0%
> >> >
> >> > You're still a luser, PHucker!
> >>
> >> Where is the list of quality posts?
> >
> > Why do you ask me?
>
> You're right, you are the last person who would know.

Wood eye?

> >> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.
> >
> > Don't look at me like that!
>
> I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)

FILTH!

> The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with
> a note from that member).
> A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?"
> The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."

One of your true stories, eh PHucker?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:13:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym > wrote:
> >>
> >> > "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> >> > ...
> >> >>
> >> >> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >> >> . ..
> >> >>>
> >> >>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> >> >>> k...
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >> >>>> . ..
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> >> >>>>> k...
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your allegation? If
> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting here.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
> >> >>
> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
> >> >>
> >> >> Mr Pounder
> >> >
> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though stoats are a quite
> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
> >>
> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
> >
> > What flavour is it? And do you get wafers with it?
>
> It's bleedin' albatross flavour of course!

Pass the wafers then. And they'd better be wafer thin.

> In light of the Madrid bombing, France has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide."
> The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."

Hence "cheese-eating surrender monkeys".

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
news:op.tyckxh1u4buhsv@fx62...
On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:22:08 +0100, Mr Pounder
> wrote:

>
> "Holly" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
>> On Sep 4, 3:41 pm, "anonym" > wrote:
>>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
>>>
>>> k...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
>>> >news:op.tx469oe14buhsv@fx62...
>>> > On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>>> > > wrote:
>>>
>>> >> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>> >>> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5
>>> >>> 10.0%
>>>
>>> >> You're still a luser, PHucker!
>>>
>>> > Where is the list of quality posts?
>>>
>>> > I once came second in this list.
>>> > Then the trolls moved in.
>>>
>>> Which group are you referring to? No trolls are allowed to post in d.l.-
>>
>> Are you a blue troll?
>
> Ahhhhhhhhhh Holly.

That's the kind of meaningless thing 80 year olds say.

Not at all.
It was said with a sardonic grin.

Mr Pounder

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[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 17:28:02 +0100, Mr Pounder > wrote:

>
> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> news:op.tyckxh1u4buhsv@fx62...
> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:22:08 +0100, Mr Pounder
> > wrote:
>
>>
>> "Holly" > wrote in message
>> oups.com...
>>> On Sep 4, 3:41 pm, "anonym" > wrote:
>>>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
>>>>
>>>> k...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
>>>> >news:op.tx469oe14buhsv@fx62...
>>>> > On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>>>> > > wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>> >>> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5
>>>> >>> 10.0%
>>>>
>>>> >> You're still a luser, PHucker!
>>>>
>>>> > Where is the list of quality posts?
>>>>
>>>> > I once came second in this list.
>>>> > Then the trolls moved in.
>>>>
>>>> Which group are you referring to? No trolls are allowed to post in d.l.-
>>>
>>> Are you a blue troll?
>>
>> Ahhhhhhhhhh Holly.
>
> That's the kind of meaningless thing 80 year olds say.
>
> Not at all.
> It was said with a sardonic grin.

Then you must draw it in ASCII.


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Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
> >> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> >> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
> >> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
> >> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
> >> >> >> Days......................: 31
> >> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
> >> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
> >> >> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
> >> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
> >> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
> >> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
> >> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
> >> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
> >> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
> >> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >> >> >> ================================================== ==============
> >> >> >> 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1
> >> >> >> 14.1%
> >> >> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7
> >> >> >> 10.1%
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5
> >> >> >> 10.0%
> >> >> >
> >> >> > You're still a luser, PHucker!
> >> >>
> >> >> Where is the list of quality posts?
> >> >
> >> > Why do you ask me?
> >>
> >> You're right, you are the last person who would know.
> >
> > Wood eye?
> >
> >> >> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.
> >> >
> >> > Don't look at me like that!
> >>
> >> I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)
> >
> > FILTH!
> >
> >> The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the
> >> importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be
> >> accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the
> >> immediate family (with
> >> a note from that member).
> >> A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion,
> >> sir?"
> >> The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher
> >> responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your
> >> other hand."
> >
> > One of your true stories, eh PHucker?
>
> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.

Why?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> news:op.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym >
> >> >> >> wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> > ...
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> . ..
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >>> k...
> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >>>> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >>>> . ..
> >> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >>>>> k...
> >> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your
> >> >> >> >>>>> allegation?
> >> >> >> >>>>> If
> >> >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting here.
> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though stoats
> >> >> >> > are
> >> >> >> > a
> >> >> >> > quite
> >> >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a surfboard to hell
> >> >> >> &
> >> >> >> back
> >> >> >> Sir?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
> >> >>
> >> >> Show me that one.
> >> >
> >> > Must I?
> >>
> >> I cannot remember it.
> >
> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
>
> I want a video, not that crud.

Go out and rent or buy one then.

> >> >> >> {Stoat}
> >> >> >
> >> >> > What?
> >> >>
> >> >> {Stoat}
> >> >>
> >> >> HTH
> >> >
> >> > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
> >>
> >> So did I.
> >
> > Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris Kreik, the
> > cherry beer from Belgium.
>
> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!

Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as tasty,
and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
news:op.tyeeojf84buhsv@fx62...
> On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 17:28:02 +0100, Mr Pounder
> > wrote:
>
>>
>> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
>> news:op.tyckxh1u4buhsv@fx62...
>> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:22:08 +0100, Mr Pounder
>> > wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Holly" > wrote in message
>>> oups.com...
>>>> On Sep 4, 3:41 pm, "anonym" > wrote:
>>>>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
>>>>>
>>>>> k...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
>>>>> >news:op.tx469oe14buhsv@fx62...
>>>>> > On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>>>>> > > wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> >> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>> >>> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5
>>>>> >>> 10.0%
>>>>>
>>>>> >> You're still a luser, PHucker!
>>>>>
>>>>> > Where is the list of quality posts?
>>>>>
>>>>> > I once came second in this list.
>>>>> > Then the trolls moved in.
>>>>>
>>>>> Which group are you referring to? No trolls are allowed to post in
>>>>> d.l.-
>>>>
>>>> Are you a blue troll?
>>>
>>> Ahhhhhhhhhh Holly.
>>
>> That's the kind of meaningless thing 80 year olds say.
>>
>> Not at all.
>> It was said with a sardonic grin.
>
> Then you must draw it in ASCII.

:-)

I once had those awful ASCII faces floating all over my screen.

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> "I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Judi to her best
> friend Monika.
> "But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy," Monika responded.
> "He did. That's why I have to take every precaution!" shrieked Judi.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
> >> >> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >> >> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >> >> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >> >> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M.
> >> >> >> >> Salvetti
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> >> >> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
> >> >> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
> >> >> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
> >> >> >> >> Days......................: 31
> >> >> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
> >> >> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
> >> >> >> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
> >> >> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
> >> >> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
> >> >> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
> >> >> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
> >> >> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
> >> >> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
> >> >> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >> >> >> >> ================================================== ==============
> >> >> >> >> 1. ah................................................ : 592
> >> >> >> >> 19.1
> >> >> >> >> 14.1%
> >> >> >> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426
> >> >> >> >> 13.7
> >> >> >> >> 10.1%
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418
> >> >> >> >> 13.5
> >> >> >> >> 10.0%
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > You're still a luser, PHucker!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Where is the list of quality posts?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Why do you ask me?
> >> >>
> >> >> You're right, you are the last person who would know.
> >> >
> >> > Wood eye?
> >> >
> >> >> >> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Don't look at me like that!
> >> >>
> >> >> I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)
> >> >
> >> > FILTH!
> >> >
> >> >> The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the
> >> >> importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be
> >> >> accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the
> >> >> immediate family (with
> >> >> a note from that member).
> >> >> A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion,
> >> >> sir?"
> >> >> The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher
> >> >> responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your
> >> >> other hand."
> >> >
> >> > One of your true stories, eh PHucker?
> >>
> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
> >
> > Why?
>
> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative & never
> gives up.
> Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his pets.
> Because I respect him.

He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> oups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> news:op.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym >
> >> >> >> >> wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > "Mr Pounder" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> > ...
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> . ..
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >>> message
> >> >> >> >> >>> k...
> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >>>> . ..
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >>>>> message
> >> >> >> >> >>>>> k...
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your
> >> >> >> >> >>>>> allegation?
> >> >> >> >> >>>>> If
> >> >> >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting
> >> >> >> >> >>>>> here.
> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though
> >> >> >> >> > stoats
> >> >> >> >> > are
> >> >> >> >> > a
> >> >> >> >> > quite
> >> >> >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a surfboard to
> >> >> >> >> hell
> >> >> >> >> &
> >> >> >> >> back
> >> >> >> >> Sir?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Must I?
> >> >>
> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >> >
> >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >>
> >> I want a video, not that crud.
> >
> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
> >
> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > What?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> {Stoat}
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> HTH
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
> >> >>
> >> >> So did I.
> >> >
> >> > Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris Kreik, the
> >> > cherry beer from Belgium.
> >>
> >> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
> >
> > Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as tasty,
> > and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
>
> Yes, I'm sure they have.

I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ps.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> oups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >> >> >> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >> >> >> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex
> >> >> >> >> >> LaHurreau
> >> >> >> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M.
> >> >> >> >> >> Salvetti
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> >> >> >> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
> >> >> >> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
> >> >> >> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
> >> >> >> >> >> Days......................: 31
> >> >> >> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
> >> >> >> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
> >> >> >> >> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
> >> >> >> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
> >> >> >> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
> >> >> >> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
> >> >> >> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
> >> >> >> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
> >> >> >> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
> >> >> >> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent
> >> >> >> >> >> Share
> >> >> >> >> >> ================================================== ==============
> >> >> >> >> >> 1. ah................................................ : 592
> >> >> >> >> >> 19.1
> >> >> >> >> >> 14.1%
> >> >> >> >> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426
> >> >> >> >> >> 13.7
> >> >> >> >> >> 10.1%
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418
> >> >> >> >> >> 13.5
> >> >> >> >> >> 10.0%
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > You're still a luser, PHucker!
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Where is the list of quality posts?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Why do you ask me?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> You're right, you are the last person who would know.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Wood eye?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Don't look at me like that!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)
> >> >> >
> >> >> > FILTH!
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the
> >> >> >> importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will
> >> >> >> be
> >> >> >> accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in
> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> immediate family (with
> >> >> >> a note from that member).
> >> >> >> A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual
> >> >> >> exhaustion,
> >> >> >> sir?"
> >> >> >> The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher
> >> >> >> responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with
> >> >> >> your
> >> >> >> other hand."
> >> >> >
> >> >> > One of your true stories, eh PHucker?
> >> >>
> >> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
> >> >
> >> > Why?
> >>
> >> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative & never
> >> gives up.
> >> Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his pets.
> >> Because I respect him.
> >
> > He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.
>
> Define "kook".

Don't mention it.

> Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much longer than you
> or I.
> He will still be here when you are gone.

Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> news:op.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> > "Mr Pounder" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> > message
> >> >> >> >> >> > ...
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> . ..
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >>> message
> >> >> >> >> >> >>> k...
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> . ..
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> message
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> k...
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> allegation?
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> If
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> here.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though
> >> >> >> >> >> > stoats
> >> >> >> >> >> > are
> >> >> >> >> >> > a
> >> >> >> >> >> > quite
> >> >> >> >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a surfboard
> >> >> >> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> >> hell
> >> >> >> >> >> &
> >> >> >> >> >> back
> >> >> >> >> >> Sir?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Must I?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >> >>
> >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
> >> >
> >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > What?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> HTH
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> So did I.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris Kreik, the
> >> >> > cherry beer from Belgium.
> >> >>
> >> >> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
> >> >
> >> > Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as tasty,
> >> > and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
> >>
> >> Yes, I'm sure they have.
> >
> > I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
>
> No.
> Honestly it's okay.

Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
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> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
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> >> >> >> >> >> >> 1. ah................................................ :
> >> >> >> >> >> >> 592
> >> >> >> >> >> >> 19.1
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> >> >> >> >> >> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> 426
> >> >> >> >> >> >> 13.7
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> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
> >> >> >> >> >> >
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> >> >> >> >> >> >> 418
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> >> >> >> >> >>
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> >> >> >> >> >
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> >> >> >> >
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> >> >> >> >
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> >> >> >> >> >
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> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > FILTH!
> >> >> >> >
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> >> >> >> >> importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses
> >> >> >> >> will
> >> >> >> >> be
> >> >> >> >> accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death
> >> >> >> >> in
> >> >> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> immediate family (with
> >> >> >> >> a note from that member).
> >> >> >> >> A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual
> >> >> >> >> exhaustion,
> >> >> >> >> sir?"
> >> >> >> >> The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the
> >> >> >> >> teacher
> >> >> >> >> responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with
> >> >> >> >> your
> >> >> >> >> other hand."
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > One of your true stories, eh PHucker?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Why?
> >> >>
> >> >> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative &
> >> >> never
> >> >> gives up.
> >> >> Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his pets.
> >> >> Because I respect him.
> >> >
> >> > He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.
> >>
> >> Define "kook".
> >
> > Don't mention it.
> >
> >> Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much longer than
> >> you
> >> or I.
> >> He will still be here when you are gone.
> >
> > Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
> > 1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.
>
>
> Well Mr Hucker?
> Your slap.

Slapstick?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

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> >> >> ups.com...
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> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
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> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
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> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > "Mr Pounder" > wrote in
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> >> >> >> >> >> >> > ...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "anonym" > wrote in message
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> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> in
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> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> k...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> your
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> allegation?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> If
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
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> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> here.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > stoats
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > are
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > quite
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> surfboard
> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> hell
> >> >> >> >> >> >> &
> >> >> >> >> >> >> back
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Sir?
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Must I?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > What?
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> HTH
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> So did I.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris Kreik,
> >> >> >> > the
> >> >> >> > cherry beer from Belgium.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as
> >> >> > tasty,
> >> >> > and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
> >> >>
> >> >> Yes, I'm sure they have.
> >> >
> >> > I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
> >>
> >> No.
> >> Honestly it's okay.
> >
> > Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
> > can do to stop me!
>
> If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
> experiment.

Why? What's wrong with it?

> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?

I have enough friends already, thank you very much.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

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> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> news:op.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > "Mr Pounder" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > ...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> . ..
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> k...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> . ..
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> wrote
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> k...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> of
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> your
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> allegation?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> If
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> posting
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> here.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > though
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > stoats
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > are
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > quite
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> surfboard
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> hell
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> &
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> back
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Sir?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > Must I?
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > OK, here you go
> >> >> >> >> > http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > What?
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> HTH
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> So did I.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris
> >> >> >> >> > Kreik,
> >> >> >> >> > the
> >> >> >> >> > cherry beer from Belgium.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as
> >> >> >> > tasty,
> >> >> >> > and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Yes, I'm sure they have.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
> >> >>
> >> >> No.
> >> >> Honestly it's okay.
> >> >
> >> > Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
> >> > can do to stop me!
> >>
> >> If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
> >> experiment.
> >
> > Why? What's wrong with it?
>
> If you don't know you are beyond help.

Strawberry beer sounds delicious. What could possbily be wrong with
it?

> >> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
> >
> > I have enough friends already, thank you very much.
>
> Right! That's fine by me!

I couldn't possbily take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
garage for starters.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ps.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Why?
> >> >>
> >> >> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative & never
> >> >> gives up.
> >> >> Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his pets.
> >> >> Because I respect him.
> >> >
> >> > He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.
> >>
> >> Define "kook".
> >
> > Don't mention it.
> >
> >> Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much longer than you
> >> or I.
> >> He will still be here when you are gone.
> >
> > Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
> > 1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.
>
> 1984? That makes you an ubergeek. I always thought you were odd.

No, I'm quite even. Sometimes.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> oups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Must I?
> >> >>
> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >> >
> >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >>
> >> I want a video, not that crud.
> >
> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
>
> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.

Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Holly wrote:
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> oups.com...
> >>> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>>> ups.com...
> >>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>>>>> oups.com...
> >>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>>>>>>> ups.com...
> >>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>> oups.com...
> >>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>>>> ups.com...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> ups.com...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:op.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> . ..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" > wrote
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> k...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> . ..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> k...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> allegation?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posting
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> here.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why should you be banned?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not weasel with me.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stoats
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quite
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> different matter. I would never stoat with you.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> surfboard
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hell
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> &
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sir?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Show me that one.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Must I?
> >>>>>>>>>>>> I cannot remember it.
> >>>>>>>>>>> OK, here you go
> >>>>>>>>>>> http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >>>>>>>>>> I want a video, not that crud.
> >>>>>>>>> Go out and rent or buy one then.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> HTH
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> So did I.
> >>>>>>>>>>> Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris
> >>>>>>>>>>> Kreik,
> >>>>>>>>>>> the
> >>>>>>>>>>> cherry beer from Belgium.
> >>>>>>>>>> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
> >>>>>>>>> Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as
> >>>>>>>>> tasty,
> >>>>>>>>> and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
> >>>>>>>> Yes, I'm sure they have.
> >>>>>>> I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
> >>>>>> No.
> >>>>>> Honestly it's okay.
> >>>>> Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
> >>>>> can do to stop me!
> >>>> If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
> >>>> experiment.
> >>> Why? What's wrong with it?
> >> If you don't know you are beyond help.
> >
> > Strawberry beer sounds delicious. What could possbily be wrong with
> > it?
> >
> >>>> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
> >>> I have enough friends already, thank you very much.
> >> Right! That's fine by me!
> >
> > I couldn't possibly take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
> > garage for starters.
>
> You have a plan then?

Of my garage? You'll have to ask my architect.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

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> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> oups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> news:op.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > "Mr Pounder" > wrote
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > ...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> . ..
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> "Mr Pounder" >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> wrote
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> k...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> "anonym" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> . ..
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> wrote
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> k...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> proof
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> of
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> your
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> allegation?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> If
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> posting
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> here.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > though
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > stoats
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > are
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > quite
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> surfboard
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> hell
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> &
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> back
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Sir?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Must I?
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > OK, here you go
> >> >> >> >> >> > http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
>
> Try this:
> http://monty.python.videowall.sytes.org/
>
> Pure brilliance.

A tad old now though.

> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > What?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> HTH
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> So did I.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris
> >> >> >> >> >> > Kreik,
> >> >> >> >> >> > the
> >> >> >> >> >> > cherry beer from Belgium.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as
> >> >> >> >> > tasty,
> >> >> >> >> > and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Yes, I'm sure they have.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> No.
> >> >> >> Honestly it's okay.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
> >> >> > can do to stop me!
> >> >>
> >> >> If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
> >> >> experiment.
> >> >
> >> > Why? What's wrong with it?
> >>
> >> If you don't know you are beyond help.
> >
> > Strawberry beer sounds delicious. What could possibly be wrong with
> > it?
>
> ffs.

Who is Frank Foster-Smith?

> >> >> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
> >> >
> >> > I have enough friends already, thank you very much.
> >>
> >> Right! That's fine by me!
> >
> > I couldn't possbily take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
> > garage for starters.
>
> What comes after starters?

Mains usually.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ps.com...
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Must I?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
>
> Curses, you beat me to it.
> It was my link anyway, not yours!

What you mean "your link", white man?

> >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
> >> >
> >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
> >>
> >> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the
> >> internet.
> >
> > Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:21:31 +0100, Mr Pounder > wrote:
>
> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> > news:op.typgciv84buhsv@fx62...
> >> On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >>> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>>> ps.com...
> >>>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>>> >> oups.com...
> >>>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>>> >> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
> >>>> >> >
> >>>> >> > Why?
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative &
> >>>> >> never
> >>>> >> gives up.
> >>>> >> Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his
> >>>> >> pets.
> >>>> >> Because I respect him.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.
> >>>>
> >>>> Define "kook".
> >>>
> >>> Don't mention it.
> >>>
> >>>> Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much longer than
> >>>> you
> >>>> or I.
> >>>> He will still be here when you are gone.
> >>>
> >>> Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
> >>> 1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.
> >>
> >> 1984? That makes you an ubergeek. I always thought you were odd.
> >
> > Fight!
>
> Select weapon!

Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Must I?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >> >>
> >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
> >> >
> >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
> >>
> >> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.
> >
> > Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.
>
> And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?

Who said anything about ****ing?

> 15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
> 1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
> 2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
> 3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
> 4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
> 5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
> 6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
> 7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
> 8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.
> 9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
> 10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
> 11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
> 12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
> 13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
> 14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
> 15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.

Do fat bitches do it any different?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:39:23 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I have enough friends already, thank you very much.
> >> >>
> >> >> Right! That's fine by me!
> >> >
> >> > I couldn't possibly take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
> >> > garage for starters.
> >>
> >> What comes after starters?
> >
> > Mains usually.
>
> It is not advisable to plug yourself into the mains while eating, it can cause indigestion.

I find that revelation to be quite shocking. I also find what fat
people eat to be disgusting.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Holly wrote:
> On Sep 17, 10:38 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> wrote:
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >
> > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >
> > > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > >> oups.com...
> > > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > >> >> ups.com...
> > > >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >
> > > >> >> >> > Must I?
> >
> > > >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >
> > > >> >> > OK, here you gohttp://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >
> > > >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
> >
> > > >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
> >
> > > >> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.
> >
> > > > Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.
> >
> > > And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?
> >
> > Who said anything about ****ing?
> >
> >
> > > 15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
> > > 1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
> > > 2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
> > > 3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
> > > 4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
> > > 5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
> > > 6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
> > > 7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
> > > 8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.
> > > 9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
> > > 10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
> > > 11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
> > > 12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
> > > 13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
> > > 14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
> > > 15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.
> >
> > Do fat bitches do it any different?-
>
> Like you don't know. <giggle>

Like I'm ever going to want to even consider watching you take a dump.

> I fink you misspelled "cat."

We're not discussing pussies in this thread.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ps.com...
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Must I?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >>
> >> Curses, you beat me to it.
> >> It was my link anyway, not yours!
> >
> > What you mean "your link", white man?
>
> I sent him the link.
> HTH.

OIC. You are selfish and unwilling to share.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> news:op.tys7a1zn4buhsv@fx62...
> > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:17:46 +0100, Mr Pounder
> > > wrote:
> >
> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> news:op.tyq92tln4buhsv@fx62...
> >>> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:27:24 +0100, Mr Pounder
> >>> > wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>
> >>>> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >>>> news:op.typga8zr4buhsv@fx62...
> >>>>> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:09:11 +0100, Mr Pounder
> >>>>> > wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>>>>> oups.com...
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative &
> >>>>>> never
> >>>>>> gives up.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I thought those were things that irrtated you.
> >>>>
> >>>> Not at all.
> >>>> Think again.
> >>>
> >>> You are always complaining whenever I say something radical.
> >>
> >> I do not complain, I post a comment.
> >
> > You disagree with it.
> >
> >>>>>> Because he works hard for a living,
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Unlike you who con people out of new fire extinguishers and get paid
> >>>>> more
> >>>>> than the ****ing prime minister.
> >>>>
> >>>> Football players & Terry Wogan get paid more than the Prime Minister.
> >>>
> >>> You're not counting the backhander quangos.
> >>>
> >>>> I am paid for my worth.
> >>>
> >>> You are an unskilled labourer.
> >>
> >> Sometimes I wish I was.
> >
> > You once told me that "anyone can do it", when telling me I should be
> > doing a job like yours.
>
> With the correct training, experiance & IQ.
> >
> >>>> I con nobody.
> >>>
> >>> All safety officers con people.
> >>
> >> I am not a safety officer.
> >
> > You replace faulty fire extinguishers, this is a safety officer.
>
> I do more than that, but I now feel very important indeed.
> I was once called an Inspector!
> It is essential to look important.

Why? To compensate for your inadequacies?

[Raving]

On Sep 18, 2:50 pm, "Mr Pounder" >
wrote:
> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
>
> news:op.tys7a1zn4buhsv@fx62...
>
>
>
> > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:17:46 +0100, Mr Pounder
> > > wrote:
>
> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >>news:op.tyq92tln4buhsv@fx62...
> >>> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:27:24 +0100, Mr Pounder
> >>> > wrote:
>
> >>>> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >>>>news:op.typga8zr4buhsv@fx62...
> >>>>> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:09:11 +0100, Mr Pounder
> >>>>> > wrote:
>
> >>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
>
> >>>>>> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative &
> >>>>>> never
> >>>>>> gives up.
>
> >>>>> I thought those were things that irrtated you.
>
> >>>> Not at all.
> >>>> Think again.
>
> >>> You are always complaining whenever I say something radical.
>
> >> I do not complain, I post a comment.
>
> > You disagree with it.
>
> >>>>>> Because he works hard for a living,
>
> >>>>> Unlike you who con people out of new fire extinguishers and get paid
> >>>>> more
> >>>>> than the ****ing prime minister.
>
> >>>> Football players & Terry Wogan get paid more than the Prime Minister.
>
> >>> You're not counting the backhander quangos.
>
> >>>> I am paid for my worth.
>
> >>> You are an unskilled labourer.
>
> >> Sometimes I wish I was.
>
> > You once told me that "anyone can do it", when telling me I should be
> > doing a job like yours.
>
> With the correct training, experiance & IQ.
>
>
>
> >>>> I con nobody.
>
> >>> All safety officers con people.
>
> >> I am not a safety officer.
>
> > You replace faulty fire extinguishers, this is a safety officer.
>
> I do more than that, but I now feel very important indeed.
> I was once called an Inspector!
> It is essential to look important.
lol. .. very important.

>
> Mr Pounder
http://MrPounder.notlong.com/

>
>
>
> > --
> > This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs
> > the national grid?
> >http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com
> >http://www.petersphotos.com
>
> > A man was going door-to-door doing a sexual survey in Amanpreet's
> > neighborhood.
> > "How often a week do you sleep with your wife?" asked the inquirer.
> > "Three times," Preet said without hesitation.
> > "That is once more often than your neighbor," the inquirer said, writing.
> > "That makes sense," he said, "after all, she's MY wife."

[Holly]

On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
wrote:
> Holly wrote:
> > On Sep 17, 10:38 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > wrote:
> > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > > > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > >> oups.com...
> > > > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > >> >> ups.com...
> > > > >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
>
> > > > >> >> >> > Must I?
>
> > > > >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
>
> > > > >> >> > OK, here you gohttp://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
>
> > > > >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
>
> > > > >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
>
> > > > >> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.
>
> > > > > Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.
>
> > > > And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?
>
> > > Who said anything about ****ing?
>
> > > > 15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
> > > > 1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
> > > > 2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
> > > > 3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
> > > > 4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
> > > > 5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
> > > > 6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
> > > > 7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
> > > > 8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.
> > > > 9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
> > > > 10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
> > > > 11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
> > > > 12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
> > > > 13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
> > > > 14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
> > > > 15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.
>
> > > Do fat bitches do it any different?-
>
> > Like you don't know. <giggle>
>
> Like I'm ever going to want to even consider watching you take a dump.


You know you would.

> > I fink you misspelled "cat."
>
> We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-

You're always disgusting pussies.

[Naked Gonad]

On Sep 19, 2:32 pm, Holly > wrote:
> On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> wrote:
>
>
>
> > Holly wrote:
> > > On Sep 17, 10:38 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > > wrote:
> > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > > > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > > >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > > > > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > >> oups.com...
> > > > > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > >> >> ups.com...
> > > > > >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
>
> > > > > >> >> >> > Must I?
>
> > > > > >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
>
> > > > > >> >> > OK, here you gohttp://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
>
> > > > > >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
>
> > > > > >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
>
> > > > > >> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.
>
> > > > > > Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.
>
> > > > > And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?
>
> > > > Who said anything about ****ing?
>
> > > > > 15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
> > > > > 1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
> > > > > 2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
> > > > > 3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
> > > > > 4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
> > > > > 5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
> > > > > 6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
> > > > > 7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
> > > > > 8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.
> > > > > 9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
> > > > > 10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
> > > > > 11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
> > > > > 12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
> > > > > 13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
> > > > > 14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
> > > > > 15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.
>
> > > > Do fat bitches do it any different?-
>
> > > Like you don't know. <giggle>
>
> > Like I'm ever going to want to even consider watching you take a dump.
>
> You know you would.
>
> > > I fink you misspelled "cat."
>
> > We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-
>
> You're always disgusting pussies.

I rather like cats! I don't find them disgusting, pussies like to be
stroked ;-)

Gonad

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Naked Gonad wrote:
> On Sep 19, 2:32 pm, Holly > wrote:
> > On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > wrote:
> >
> > > Holly wrote:
> > > > On Sep 17, 10:38 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > > > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >
> > > > > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > > > >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >
> > > > > > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > >> oups.com...
> > > > > > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > > >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > >> >> ups.com...
> > > > > > >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > > >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >
> > > > > > >> >> >> > Must I?
> >
> > > > > > >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >
> > > > > > >> >> > OK, here you gohttp://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >
> > > > > > >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
> >
> > > > > > >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
> >
> > > > > > >> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.
> >
> > > > > > > Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.
> >
> > > > > > And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?
> >
> > > > > Who said anything about ****ing?
> >
> > > > > > 15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
> > > > > > 1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
> > > > > > 2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
> > > > > > 3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
> > > > > > 4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
> > > > > > 5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
> > > > > > 6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
> > > > > > 7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
> > > > > > 8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.
> > > > > > 9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
> > > > > > 10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
> > > > > > 11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
> > > > > > 12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
> > > > > > 13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
> > > > > > 14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
> > > > > > 15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.
> >
> > > > > Do fat bitches do it any different?-
> >
> > > > Like you don't know. <giggle>
> >
> > > Like I'm ever going to want to even consider watching you take a dump.
> >
> > You know you would.
> >
> > > > I fink you misspelled "cat."
> >
> > > We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-
> >
> > You're always disgusting pussies.
>
> I rather like cats! I don't find them disgusting, pussies like to be
> stroked ;-)

This thread reminds me of the time a girl took me home and showed me
her pussy.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Holly wrote:
> On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> wrote:
> > Holly wrote:
> > > On Sep 17, 10:38 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > > wrote:
> > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >
> > > > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > > >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >
> > > > > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > >> oups.com...
> > > > > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > >> >> ups.com...
> > > > > >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >
> > > > > >> >> >> > Must I?
> >
> > > > > >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >
> > > > > >> >> > OK, here you gohttp://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >
> > > > > >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
> >
> > > > > >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
> >
> > > > > >> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.
> >
> > > > > > Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.
> >
> > > > > And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?
> >
> > > > Who said anything about ****ing?
> >
> > > > > 15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
> > > > > 1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
> > > > > 2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
> > > > > 3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
> > > > > 4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
> > > > > 5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
> > > > > 6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
> > > > > 7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
> > > > > 8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.
> > > > > 9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
> > > > > 10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
> > > > > 11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
> > > > > 12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
> > > > > 13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
> > > > > 14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
> > > > > 15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.
> >
> > > > Do fat bitches do it any different?-
> >
> > > Like you don't know. <giggle>
> >
> > Like I'm ever going to want to even consider watching you take a dump.
>
> You know you would.

You are ever so gross. My name isn't Portnoy and I'm not interested.

> > > I fink you misspelled "cat."
> >
> > We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-
>
> You're always disgusting pussies.

As opposed to your pussy just being disgusting. Don't you ever groom
it?

[Holly]

On Sep 19, 11:07 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
wrote:
> Naked Gonad wrote:
> > On Sep 19, 2:32 pm, Holly > wrote:
> > > On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > > wrote:
>
> > > > Holly wrote:
> > > > > On Sep 17, 10:38 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > > > > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > > > > >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > > > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > >> oups.com...
> > > > > > > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > > > >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > >> >> ups.com...
> > > > > > > >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > > > >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
>
> > > > > > > >> >> >> > Must I?
>
> > > > > > > >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
>
> > > > > > > >> >> > OK, here you gohttp://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
>
> > > > > > > >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
>
> > > > > > > >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
>
> > > > > > > >> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.
>
> > > > > > > > Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.
>
> > > > > > > And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?
>
> > > > > > Who said anything about ****ing?
>
> > > > > > > 15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
> > > > > > > 1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
> > > > > > > 2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
> > > > > > > 3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
> > > > > > > 4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
> > > > > > > 5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
> > > > > > > 6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
> > > > > > > 7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
> > > > > > > 8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.
> > > > > > > 9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
> > > > > > > 10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
> > > > > > > 11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
> > > > > > > 12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
> > > > > > > 13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
> > > > > > > 14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
> > > > > > > 15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.
>
> > > > > > Do fat bitches do it any different?-
>
> > > > > Like you don't know. <giggle>
>
> > > > Like I'm ever going to want to even consider watching you take a dump.
>
> > > You know you would.
>
> > > > > I fink you misspelled "cat."
>
> > > > We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-
>
> > > You're always disgusting pussies.
>
> > I rather like cats! I don't find them disgusting, pussies like to be
> > stroked ;-)
>
> This thread reminds me of the time a girl took me home and showed me
> her pussy.-

Right, she lived next the SPCA.

[Holly]

On Sep 19, 11:08 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
wrote:
> Holly wrote:
> > On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > wrote:
> > > Holly wrote:
> > > > On Sep 17, 10:38 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > > > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > > > >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > >> oups.com...
> > > > > > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > > >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > >> >> ups.com...
> > > > > > >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > > >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
>
> > > > > > >> >> >> > Must I?
>
> > > > > > >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
>
> > > > > > >> >> > OK, here you gohttp://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
>
> > > > > > >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
>
> > > > > > >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
>
> > > > > > >> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.
>
> > > > > > > Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.
>
> > > > > > And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?
>
> > > > > Who said anything about ****ing?
>
> > > > > > 15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
> > > > > > 1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
> > > > > > 2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
> > > > > > 3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
> > > > > > 4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
> > > > > > 5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
> > > > > > 6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
> > > > > > 7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
> > > > > > 8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.
> > > > > > 9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
> > > > > > 10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
> > > > > > 11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
> > > > > > 12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
> > > > > > 13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
> > > > > > 14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
> > > > > > 15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.
>
> > > > > Do fat bitches do it any different?-
>
> > > > Like you don't know. <giggle>
>
> > > Like I'm ever going to want to even consider watching you take a dump.
>
> > You know you would.
>
> You are ever so gross. My name isn't Portnoy and I'm not interested.
>
> > > > I fink you misspelled "cat."
>
> > > We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-
>
> > You're always disgusting pussies.
>
> As opposed to your pussy just being disgusting. Don't you ever groom
> it?-

Woodn't you like to know.

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Raving" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> On Sep 18, 2:50 pm, "Mr Pounder" >
> wrote:
>> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
>>
>> news:op.tys7a1zn4buhsv@fx62...
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:17:46 +0100, Mr Pounder
>> > > wrote:
>>
>> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
>> >>news:op.tyq92tln4buhsv@fx62...
>> >>> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:27:24 +0100, Mr Pounder
>> >>> > wrote:
>>
>> >>>> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
>> >>>>news:op.typga8zr4buhsv@fx62...
>> >>>>> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:09:11 +0100, Mr Pounder
>> >>>>> > wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> oups.com...
>>
>> >>>>>> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative
>> >>>>>> &
>> >>>>>> never
>> >>>>>> gives up.
>>
>> >>>>> I thought those were things that irrtated you.
>>
>> >>>> Not at all.
>> >>>> Think again.
>>
>> >>> You are always complaining whenever I say something radical.
>>
>> >> I do not complain, I post a comment.
>>
>> > You disagree with it.

Not always.
>>
>> >>>>>> Because he works hard for a living,
>>
>> >>>>> Unlike you who con people out of new fire extinguishers and get
>> >>>>> paid
>> >>>>> more
>> >>>>> than the ****ing prime minister.
>>
>> >>>> Football players & Terry Wogan get paid more than the Prime
>> >>>> Minister.
>>
>> >>> You're not counting the backhander quangos.

No, I am not counting those
>>
>> >>>> I am paid for my worth.
>>
>> >>> You are an unskilled labourer.
>>
>> >> Sometimes I wish I was.
>>
>> > You once told me that "anyone can do it", when telling me I should be
>> > doing a job like yours.
>>
>> With the correct training, experiance & IQ.
>>
>>
>>
>> >>>> I con nobody.
>>
>> >>> All safety officers con people.
>>
>> >> I am not a safety officer.
>>
>> > You replace faulty fire extinguishers, this is a safety officer.
>>
>> I do more than that, but I now feel very important indeed.
>> I was once called an Inspector!
>> It is essential to look important.
> lol. .. very important.
>
>>
>> Mr Pounder
> http://MrPounder.notlong.com/

What happened to the sinking ship link?
It was much better.
I will be here when you are long gone & forgotten.

Mr Pounder

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Holly wrote:
> On Sep 19, 11:07 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> wrote:
> > Naked Gonad wrote:
> > > On Sep 19, 2:32 pm, Holly > wrote:
> > > > On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > > > wrote:
> >
> > > > > Holly wrote:
> > > > > > On Sep 17, 10:38 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >
> > > > > > > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > > > > > >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >
> > > > > > > > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > > > > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > > >> oups.com...
> > > > > > > > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > > > > >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > > >> >> ups.com...
> > > > > > > > >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >
> > > > > > > > >> >> >> > Must I?
> >
> > > > > > > > >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >
> > > > > > > > >> >> > OK, here you gohttp://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >
> > > > > > > > >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
> >
> > > > > > > > >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
> >
> > > > > > > > >> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.
> >
> > > > > > > > > Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.
> >
> > > > > > > > And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?
> >
> > > > > > > Who said anything about ****ing?
> >
> > > > > > > > 15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
> > > > > > > > 1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
> > > > > > > > 2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
> > > > > > > > 3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
> > > > > > > > 4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
> > > > > > > > 5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
> > > > > > > > 6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
> > > > > > > > 7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
> > > > > > > > 8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.
> > > > > > > > 9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
> > > > > > > > 10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
> > > > > > > > 11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
> > > > > > > > 12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
> > > > > > > > 13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
> > > > > > > > 14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
> > > > > > > > 15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.
> >
> > > > > > > Do fat bitches do it any different?-
> >
> > > > > > Like you don't know. <giggle>
> >
> > > > > Like I'm ever going to want to even consider watching you take a dump.
> >
> > > > You know you would.
> >
> > > > > > I fink you misspelled "cat."
> >
> > > > > We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-
> >
> > > > You're always disgusting pussies.
> >
> > > I rather like cats! I don't find them disgusting, pussies like to be
> > > stroked ;-)
> >
> > This thread reminds me of the time a girl took me home and showed me
> > her pussy.
>
> Right, she lived next the SPCA.

No but I was talking about her cat.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Holly wrote:
> On Sep 19, 11:08 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> wrote:
> > Holly wrote:
> > > On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > > wrote:
> > > > Holly wrote:
> > > > > On Sep 17, 10:38 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > > > > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >
> > > > > > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > > > > >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >
> > > > > > > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > > > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > >> oups.com...
> > > > > > > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > > > >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > >> >> ups.com...
> > > > > > > >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> > > > > > > >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >
> > > > > > > >> >> >> > Must I?
> >
> > > > > > > >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >
> > > > > > > >> >> > OK, here you gohttp://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >
> > > > > > > >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
> >
> > > > > > > >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
> >
> > > > > > > >> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.
> >
> > > > > > > > Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.
> >
> > > > > > > And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?
> >
> > > > > > Who said anything about ****ing?
> >
> > > > > > > 15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
> > > > > > > 1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
> > > > > > > 2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
> > > > > > > 3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
> > > > > > > 4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
> > > > > > > 5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
> > > > > > > 6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
> > > > > > > 7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
> > > > > > > 8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.
> > > > > > > 9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
> > > > > > > 10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
> > > > > > > 11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
> > > > > > > 12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
> > > > > > > 13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
> > > > > > > 14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
> > > > > > > 15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.
> >
> > > > > > Do fat bitches do it any different?-
> >
> > > > > Like you don't know. <giggle>
> >
> > > > Like I'm ever going to want to even consider watching you take a dump.
> >
> > > You know you would.
> >
> > You are ever so gross. My name isn't Portnoy and I'm not interested.
> >
> > > > > I fink you misspelled "cat."
> >
> > > > We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-
> >
> > > You're always disgusting pussies.
> >
> > As opposed to your pussy just being disgusting. Don't you ever groom
> > it?
>
> Woodn't you like to know.

No, I wooden.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> news:op.tys7a1zn4buhsv@fx62...
> >> > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:17:46 +0100, Mr Pounder
> >> > > wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> news:op.tyq92tln4buhsv@fx62...
> >> >>> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:27:24 +0100, Mr Pounder
> >> >>> > wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >>>> news:op.typga8zr4buhsv@fx62...
> >> >>>>> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:09:11 +0100, Mr Pounder
> >> >>>>> > wrote:
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>>
> >> >>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >>>>>> oups.com...
> >> >>>>>>
> >> >>>>>> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative
> >> >>>>>> &
> >> >>>>>> never
> >> >>>>>> gives up.
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> I thought those were things that irrtated you.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Not at all.
> >> >>>> Think again.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> You are always complaining whenever I say something radical.
> >> >>
> >> >> I do not complain, I post a comment.
> >> >
> >> > You disagree with it.
> >> >
> >> >>>>>> Because he works hard for a living,
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> Unlike you who con people out of new fire extinguishers and get
> >> >>>>> paid
> >> >>>>> more
> >> >>>>> than the ****ing prime minister.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Football players & Terry Wogan get paid more than the Prime
> >> >>>> Minister.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> You're not counting the backhander quangos.
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> I am paid for my worth.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> You are an unskilled labourer.
> >> >>
> >> >> Sometimes I wish I was.
> >> >
> >> > You once told me that "anyone can do it", when telling me I should be
> >> > doing a job like yours.
> >>
> >> With the correct training, experiance & IQ.
> >> >
> >> >>>> I con nobody.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> All safety officers con people.
> >> >>
> >> >> I am not a safety officer.
> >> >
> >> > You replace faulty fire extinguishers, this is a safety officer.
> >>
> >> I do more than that, but I now feel very important indeed.
> >> I was once called an Inspector!
> >> It is essential to look important.
> >
> > Why? To compensate for your inadequacies?
>
> To impress people such as yourself.

Unlikely. I am not easily impressed. And you impotence doesn't impress
me at all.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ps.com...
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > Must I?
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > OK, here you go
> >> >> >> >> > http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >> >>
> >> >> Curses, you beat me to it.
> >> >> It was my link anyway, not yours!
> >> >
> >> > What you mean "your link", white man?
> >>
> >> I sent him the link.
> >> HTH.
> >
> > OIC. You are selfish and unwilling to share.
>
> He never gives me credit for my magnificent links.

What magnificent links might those be?

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:07:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Naked Gonad wrote:
>> On Sep 19, 2:32 pm, Holly > wrote:
>> > On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> > > Holly wrote:
>> > > > I fink you misspelled "cat."
>> >
>> > > We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-
>> >
>> > You're always disgusting pussies.
>>
>> I rather like cats! I don't find them disgusting, pussies like to be
>> stroked ;-)
>
> This thread reminds me of the time a girl took me home and showed me
> her pussy.

Is that as far as you've got?

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"Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
news:op.ty0pqvl14buhsv@fx62...
> On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:07:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> wrote:
>
> > Naked Gonad wrote:
> >> On Sep 19, 2:32 pm, Holly > wrote:
> >> > On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> >> > wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > Holly wrote:
> >> > > > I fink you misspelled "cat."
> >> >
> >> > > We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-
> >> >
> >> > You're always disgusting pussies.
> >>
> >> I rather like cats! I don't find them disgusting, pussies like to be
> >> stroked ;-)
> >
> > This thread reminds me of the time a girl took me home and showed me
> > her pussy.
>
> Is that as far as you've got?

Heck, that's good for Bruce!

HJ

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:46:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:21:31 +0100, Mr Pounder > wrote:
> >>
> >> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> > news:op.typgciv84buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >>>> ps.com...
> >> >>>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >>>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >>>> >> oups.com...
> >> >>>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >>>> >> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
> >> >>>> >> >
> >> >>>> >> > Why?
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative &
> >> >>>> >> never
> >> >>>> >> gives up.
> >> >>>> >> Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his
> >> >>>> >> pets.
> >> >>>> >> Because I respect him.
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> > He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Define "kook".
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Don't mention it.
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much longer than
> >> >>>> you
> >> >>>> or I.
> >> >>>> He will still be here when you are gone.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
> >> >>> 1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.
> >> >>
> >> >> 1984? That makes you an ubergeek. I always thought you were odd.
> >> >
> >> > Fight!
> >>
> >> Select weapon!
> >
> > Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
>
> FORRRRTY FOR GOODNESS SAKKKKKEEEEE!!!! -- A neighbour of mine after asking me what speed I was doing down his road.

What does that have to do with the Terminator's choice of weapons?

> An American, a German and a Japanese guy are golfing one day and, at the 3rd hole, they hear a phone ring. The American excuses himself, puts his left thumb to his ear, his left baby finger to his mouth and proceeds to have a telephone conversation.
> When he is done, he looks at the other two and says "Oh, that's the latest American technology in cell phones. I have a chip in my thumb and one in my baby finger and the antenna is in my hat. Great stuff eh?"
> They continue golfing until the 9th hole when, again, they hear a phone ring. The German tilts his head to one side and proceeds to have a conversation with someone in German. When he finishes, he explains to the other two that he has the latest in German technology cell phones. "A chip in my tooth, a chip in my ear and the antenna is inserted in my spine. Ah the wonders of German knowhow!"
> At the 13th hole, a phone rings again and upon hearing it, the Japanese fellow disappears into some nearby bushes. The German and the American look at each other and then walk over and peer into the bushes. In the middle of the bushes is the Japanese fellow, squatting with his pants down around his ankles.
> "What on earth are you doing?!" asks the American.
> The Japanese fellow looks up and replies "Waiting for a fax".

I don't think I'd want to read that fax.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:38:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Must I?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
> >> >>
> >> >> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.
> >> >
> >> > Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.
> >>
> >> And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?
> >
> > Who said anything about ****ing?
>
> Clogging you said.

We aren't talking about Dutch wooden shoes either.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:07:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Naked Gonad wrote:
> >> On Sep 19, 2:32 pm, Holly > wrote:
> >> > On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> >> > wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > Holly wrote:
> >> > > > I fink you misspelled "cat."
> >> >
> >> > > We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-
> >> >
> >> > You're always disgusting pussies.
> >>
> >> I rather like cats! I don't find them disgusting, pussies like to be
> >> stroked ;-)
> >
> > This thread reminds me of the time a girl took me home and showed me
> > her pussy.
>
> Is that as far as you've got?

I could go on.

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Holly" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> On Sep 19, 11:08 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> wrote:
>> Holly wrote:
>> > On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
>> > wrote:
>> > > Holly wrote:
>> > > > On Sep 17, 10:38 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
>> > > > wrote:
>> > > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> > > > > > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>> > > > > > > wrote:
>>
>> > > > > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> > > > > > >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>> > > > > > >> > wrote:
>>
>> > > > > > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> > > > > > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
>> > > > > > >> >> message
>> > > > > > >> oups.com...
>> > > > > > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> > > > > > >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
>> > > > > > >> >> >> message
>> > > > > > >> >> ups.com...
>> > > > > > >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> > > > > > >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
>>
>> > > > > > >> >> >> > Must I?
>>
>> > > > > > >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
>>
>> > > > > > >> >> > OK, here you
>> > > > > > >> >> > gohttp://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
>>
>> > > > > > >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
>>
>> > > > > > >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
>>
>> > > > > > >> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept
>> > > > > > >> of the internet.
>>
>> > > > > > > Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging
>> > > > > > > it up.
>>
>> > > > > > And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?
>>
>> > > > > Who said anything about ****ing?



Holly

Why are you so frightened of me?

Mr Pounder

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ps.com...
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:46:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:21:31 +0100, Mr Pounder
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> > news:op.typgciv84buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> >> On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >>>> ps.com...
> >> >> >>>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >>>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >>>> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >>>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >>>> >> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
> >> >> >>>> >> >
> >> >> >>>> >> > Why?
> >> >> >>>> >>
> >> >> >>>> >> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic,
> >> >> >>>> >> argumentative &
> >> >> >>>> >> never
> >> >> >>>> >> gives up.
> >> >> >>>> >> Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves
> >> >> >>>> >> his
> >> >> >>>> >> pets.
> >> >> >>>> >> Because I respect him.
> >> >> >>>> >
> >> >> >>>> > He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>> Define "kook".
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> Don't mention it.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>> Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much
> >> >> >>>> longer than
> >> >> >>>> you
> >> >> >>>> or I.
> >> >> >>>> He will still be here when you are gone.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it
> >> >> >>> started in
> >> >> >>> 1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than
> >> >> >>> me.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> 1984? That makes you an ubergeek. I always thought you were odd.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Fight!
> >> >>
> >> >> Select weapon!
> >> >
> >> > Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
> >>
> >> FORRRRTY FOR GOODNESS SAKKKKKEEEEE!!!! -- A neighbour of mine after
> >> asking me what speed I was doing down his road.
> >
> > What does that have to do with the Terminator's choice of weapons?
>
> "What you see is what you get"

So what am I supposed to be looking for again?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:40:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:39:23 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > I have enough friends already, thank you very much.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Right! That's fine by me!
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I couldn't possibly take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
> >> >> > garage for starters.
> >> >>
> >> >> What comes after starters?
> >> >
> >> > Mains usually.
> >>
> >> It is not advisable to plug yourself into the mains while eating, it can cause indigestion.
> >
> > I find that revelation to be quite shocking. I also find what fat
> > people eat to be disgusting.
>
> I find fat people disgusting.

Well, who doesn't?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> news:op.tys7a1zn4buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:17:46 +0100, Mr Pounder
> >> >> > > wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> news:op.tyq92tln4buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> >>> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:27:24 +0100, Mr Pounder
> >> >> >>> > wrote:
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> >>>> news:op.typga8zr4buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> >>>>> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:09:11 +0100, Mr Pounder
> >> >> >>>>> > wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >>>>>> oups.com...
> >> >> >>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic,
> >> >> >>>>>> argumentative
> >> >> >>>>>> &
> >> >> >>>>>> never
> >> >> >>>>>> gives up.
> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >>>>> I thought those were things that irrtated you.
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>> Not at all.
> >> >> >>>> Think again.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> You are always complaining whenever I say something radical.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I do not complain, I post a comment.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > You disagree with it.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >>>>>> Because he works hard for a living,
> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >>>>> Unlike you who con people out of new fire extinguishers and get
> >> >> >>>>> paid
> >> >> >>>>> more
> >> >> >>>>> than the ****ing prime minister.
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>> Football players & Terry Wogan get paid more than the Prime
> >> >> >>>> Minister.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> You're not counting the backhander quangos.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>> I am paid for my worth.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> You are an unskilled labourer.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Sometimes I wish I was.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > You once told me that "anyone can do it", when telling me I should
> >> >> > be
> >> >> > doing a job like yours.
> >> >>
> >> >> With the correct training, experiance & IQ.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >>>> I con nobody.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> All safety officers con people.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I am not a safety officer.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > You replace faulty fire extinguishers, this is a safety officer.
> >> >>
> >> >> I do more than that, but I now feel very important indeed.
> >> >> I was once called an Inspector!
> >> >> It is essential to look important.
> >> >
> >> > Why? To compensate for your inadequacies?
> >>
> >> To impress people such as yourself.
> >
> > Unlikely. I am not easily impressed. And you impotence doesn't impress
> > me at all.
>
> Since when have I attempted to impress you with my importance?

Never. Because you never can.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ps.com...
> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Must I?
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > OK, here you go
> >> >> >> >> >> > http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Curses, you beat me to it.
> >> >> >> It was my link anyway, not yours!
> >> >> >
> >> >> > What you mean "your link", white man?
> >> >>
> >> >> I sent him the link.
> >> >> HTH.
> >> >
> >> > OIC. You are selfish and unwilling to share.
> >>
> >> He never gives me credit for my magnificent links.
> >
> > What magnificent links might those be?
>
> Ask Mr Hucker or send post your email addy.
> Tip! You can have many email addresses.

I do butt I get nothing butt spam. Hence I do not read them.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:47:43 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:46:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:21:31 +0100, Mr Pounder > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> > news:op.typgciv84buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> >> On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>> Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
> >> >> >>> 1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> 1984? That makes you an ubergeek. I always thought you were odd.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Fight!
> >> >>
> >> >> Select weapon!
> >> >
> >> > Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
> >>
> >> FORRRRTY FOR GOODNESS SAKKKKKEEEEE!!!! -- A neighbour of mine after asking me what speed I was doing down his road.
> >
> > What does that have to do with the Terminator's choice of weapons?
>
> I was querying your use of only 40 watts. My stereo is 3000 watts ffs.

And how am I supposed to know? I did not write the script.

> What is the punishment for bigamy?
> Two mother-in-laws.

That should make me feel sorry for mooslimes (but it doesn't).

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ps.com...
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:46:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:21:31 +0100, Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> > news:op.typgciv84buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> >> >> On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >>>> ps.com...
> >> >> >> >>>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >>>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >>>> >> message
> >> >> >> >>>> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >>>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
> >> >> >> >>>> >> >
> >> >> >> >>>> >> > Why?
> >> >> >> >>>> >>
> >> >> >> >>>> >> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic,
> >> >> >> >>>> >> argumentative &
> >> >> >> >>>> >> never
> >> >> >> >>>> >> gives up.
> >> >> >> >>>> >> Because he works hard for a living, has his own home &
> >> >> >> >>>> >> loves
> >> >> >> >>>> >> his
> >> >> >> >>>> >> pets.
> >> >> >> >>>> >> Because I respect him.
> >> >> >> >>>> >
> >> >> >> >>>> > He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.
> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >>>> Define "kook".
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> Don't mention it.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>>> Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much
> >> >> >> >>>> longer than
> >> >> >> >>>> you
> >> >> >> >>>> or I.
> >> >> >> >>>> He will still be here when you are gone.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it
> >> >> >> >>> started in
> >> >> >> >>> 1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than
> >> >> >> >>> me.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> 1984? That makes you an ubergeek. I always thought you were
> >> >> >> >> odd.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Fight!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Select weapon!
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
> >> >>
> >> >> FORRRRTY FOR GOODNESS SAKKKKKEEEEE!!!! -- A neighbour of mine after
> >> >> asking me what speed I was doing down his road.
> >> >
> >> > What does that have to do with the Terminator's choice of weapons?
> >>
> >> "What you see is what you get"
> >
> > So what am I supposed to be looking for again?
>
> A gun.

OK. I thought the gun store gun said "ha ha! Only what you see on the
shelves, buddy!"

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:49:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:38:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > Must I?
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.
> >> >>
> >> >> And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?
> >> >
> >> > Who said anything about ****ing?
> >>
> >> Clogging you said.
> >
> > We aren't talking about Dutch wooden shoes either.
>
> Go to your room or I'll give you a good clogging son!

You hear that a lot do you, PHucker?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:03:36 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:07:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Naked Gonad wrote:
> >> >> On Sep 19, 2:32 pm, Holly > wrote:
> >> >> > On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> > > Holly wrote:
> >> >> > > > I fink you misspelled "cat."
> >> >> >
> >> >> > > We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-
> >> >> >
> >> >> > You're always disgusting pussies.
> >> >>
> >> >> I rather like cats! I don't find them disgusting, pussies like to be
> >> >> stroked ;-)
> >> >
> >> > This thread reminds me of the time a girl took me home and showed me
> >> > her pussy.
> >>
> >> Is that as far as you've got?
> >
> > I could go on.
>
> I would also query your use of "THE time".

Are you trying to make some sort of point?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ps.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> ps.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Must I?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > OK, here you go
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Curses, you beat me to it.
> >> >> >> >> It was my link anyway, not yours!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > What you mean "your link", white man?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I sent him the link.
> >> >> >> HTH.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > OIC. You are selfish and unwilling to share.
> >> >>
> >> >> He never gives me credit for my magnificent links.
> >> >
> >> > What magnificent links might those be?
> >>
> >> Ask Mr Hucker or send your email addy.
> >> Tip! You can have many email addresses.
> >
> > I do butt I get nothing butt spam. Hence I do not read them.
>
> http://www.mailwasher.net/
>
> Works quite well.

Thanks, but no. I only use web-based email. No viruses that way.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:12:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:40:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:39:23 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > I have enough friends already, thank you very much.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Right! That's fine by me!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > I couldn't possibly take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
> >> >> >> > garage for starters.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> What comes after starters?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Mains usually.
> >> >>
> >> >> It is not advisable to plug yourself into the mains while eating, it can cause indigestion.
> >> >
> >> > I find that revelation to be quite shocking. I also find what fat
> >> > people eat to be disgusting.
> >>
> >> I find fat people disgusting.
> >
> > Well, who doesn't?
>
> Fat people.

Yes, I find them disgusting.

> "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

You'll get no argument from me.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:13:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> I do more than that, but I now feel very important indeed.
> >> >> >> I was once called an Inspector!
> >> >> >> It is essential to look important.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Why? To compensate for your inadequacies?
> >> >>
> >> >> To impress people such as yourself.
> >> >
> >> > Unlikely. I am not easily impressed. And you impotence doesn't impress
> >> > me at all.
> >>
> >> Since when have I attempted to impress you with my importance?
> >
> > Never. Because you never can.
>
> Can't you tell the difference between attempted and can?

Yes. Can you?

> Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo.
> Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View.

Lame.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:33:25 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> ps.com...
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> > OIC. You are selfish and unwilling to share.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> He never gives me credit for my magnificent links.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > What magnificent links might those be?
> >> >>
> >> >> Ask Mr Hucker or send your email addy.
> >> >> Tip! You can have many email addresses.
> >> >
> >> > I do butt I get nothing butt spam. Hence I do not read them.
>
> Ever considered a spam filter?

A SPAM filter? There'd be nothing left!

> >> http://www.mailwasher.net/
> >>
> >> Works quite well.
> >
> > Thanks, but no. I only use web-based email. No viruses that way.
>
> Web based email is awful.

Beats getting viruses.

> Ever considered a virus checker?

Who needs it with webmail?

> god said
>
> The Divergence of the B Field = 0
> The Curl of the E Field + the partial time derivative of the B field = 0
> The Divergence of the D field = the charge density
> The Curl of the H field - the partial time derivative of the D field = the current density
>
> and there was light, and he saw that it was good and of constant speed.

Butt only in a vacuum.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:27:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:47:43 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:46:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:21:31 +0100, Mr Pounder > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> > news:op.typgciv84buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> >> >> On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>> Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
> >> >> >> >>> 1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> 1984? That makes you an ubergeek. I always thought you were odd.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Fight!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Select weapon!
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
> >> >>
> >> >> FORRRRTY FOR GOODNESS SAKKKKKEEEEE!!!! -- A neighbour of mine after asking me what speed I was doing down his road.
> >> >
> >> > What does that have to do with the Terminator's choice of weapons?
> >>
> >> I was querying your use of only 40 watts. My stereo is 3000 watts ffs.
> >
> > And how am I supposed to know? I did not write the script.
>
> You chose the power of the plasma rifle.

Its watt they said in the film.

> >> What is the punishment for bigamy?
> >> Two mother-in-laws.
> >
> > That should make me feel sorry for mooslimes (but it doesn't).
>
> I'm not surprised.

No, why would you be?

> Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
> At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
> Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
> Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
> Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.
> Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
> Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
> When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
> When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
> Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Sounds good to me.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:30:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:49:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:38:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Must I?
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Who said anything about ****ing?
> >> >>
> >> >> Clogging you said.
> >> >
> >> > We aren't talking about Dutch wooden shoes either.
> >>
> >> Go to your room or I'll give you a good clogging son!
> >
> > You hear that a lot do you, PHucker?
>
> No, I'm swedish.

I've never heard of that kind of dish before. What is it?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:32:04 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:03:36 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:07:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Naked Gonad wrote:
> >> >> >> On Sep 19, 2:32 pm, Holly > wrote:
> >> >> >> > On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > > Holly wrote:
> >> >> >> > > > I fink you misspelled "cat."
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > > We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > You're always disgusting pussies.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I rather like cats! I don't find them disgusting, pussies like to be
> >> >> >> stroked ;-)
> >> >> >
> >> >> > This thread reminds me of the time a girl took me home and showed me
> >> >> > her pussy.
> >> >>
> >> >> Is that as far as you've got?
> >> >
> >> > I could go on.
> >>
> >> I would also query your use of "THE time".
> >
> > Are you trying to make some sort of point?
>
> Yes, you've only ever been with one girl.

And I suppose you know who she is?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:13:54 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:12:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:40:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:39:23 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > I have enough friends already, thank you very much.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Right! That's fine by me!
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > I couldn't possibly take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
> >> >> >> >> > garage for starters.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> What comes after starters?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Mains usually.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> It is not advisable to plug yourself into the mains while eating, it can cause indigestion.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I find that revelation to be quite shocking. I also find what fat
> >> >> > people eat to be disgusting.
> >> >>
> >> >> I find fat people disgusting.
> >> >
> >> > Well, who doesn't?
> >>
> >> Fat people.
> >
> > Yes, I find them disgusting.
>
> Engrish plobrems again.

I am not Japanese.

> Join the Navy and feel a man!

So how long were you in?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:15:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:13:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> I do more than that, but I now feel very important indeed.
> >> >> >> >> I was once called an Inspector!
> >> >> >> >> It is essential to look important.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Why? To compensate for your inadequacies?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> To impress people such as yourself.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Unlikely. I am not easily impressed. And you impotence doesn't impress
> >> >> > me at all.
> >> >>
> >> >> Since when have I attempted to impress you with my importance?
> >> >
> >> > Never. Because you never can.
> >>
> >> Can't you tell the difference between attempted and can?
> >
> > Yes. Can you?
>
> You didn't above.

And you can?

> >> Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo.
> >> Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View.
> >
> > Lame.
>
> Shurrup you sirry Jap.

Nani o itte, omae?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:18:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:33:25 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> ps.com...
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > OIC. You are selfish and unwilling to share.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> He never gives me credit for my magnificent links.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > What magnificent links might those be?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Ask Mr Hucker or send your email addy.
> >> >> >> Tip! You can have many email addresses.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I do butt I get nothing butt spam. Hence I do not read them.
> >>
> >> Ever considered a spam filter?
> >
> > A SPAM filter? There'd be nothing left!
>
> Waffle!

Yes, please. I like mine with ice cream and maple syrup.

> >> >> http://www.mailwasher.net/
> >> >>
> >> >> Works quite well.
> >> >
> >> > Thanks, but no. I only use web-based email. No viruses that way.
> >>
> >> Web based email is awful.
> >
> > Beats getting viruses.
>
> Maybe you should try not being such a one born every minute.

OK, PT.

> >> Ever considered a virus checker?
> >
> > Who needs it with webmail?
>
> HTML is the most insecure part of the internet.

Is that right?

> >> god said
> >>
> >> The Divergence of the B Field = 0
> >> The Curl of the E Field + the partial time derivative of the B field = 0
> >> The Divergence of the D field = the charge density
> >> The Curl of the H field - the partial time derivative of the D field = the current density
> >>
> >> and there was light, and he saw that it was good and of constant speed.
> >
> > Butt only in a vacuum.
>
> Pedant.

Pedo.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:20:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:27:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:47:43 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:46:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> Select weapon!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> FORRRRTY FOR GOODNESS SAKKKKKEEEEE!!!! -- A neighbour of mine after asking me what speed I was doing down his road.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > What does that have to do with the Terminator's choice of weapons?
> >> >>
> >> >> I was querying your use of only 40 watts. My stereo is 3000 watts ffs.
> >> >
> >> > And how am I supposed to know? I did not write the script.
> >>
> >> You chose the power of the plasma rifle.
> >
> > Its watt they said in the film.
>
> So you haven't even test driven one then?

I can try one out on some parrots if you like.

> >> >> What is the punishment for bigamy?
> >> >> Two mother-in-laws.
> >> >
> >> > That should make me feel sorry for mooslimes (but it doesn't).
> >>
> >> I'm not surprised.
> >
> > No, why would you be?
>
> I can think of no reason. Unless you put a drawing pin on my chair.

Does that make you think?

> A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first-class section of a jet liner.
> The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten or fifteen seconds.
> The man went back to his reading.
> A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered quite violently once more. Assuming the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.
> Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose, then shuddered violently. Are you okay?"
> "Sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied. "I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
> The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I've never heard of that condition before," he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"
> "Yes," the woman nodded. "Pepper."

Dr. Peppers?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:21:36 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:30:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:49:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:38:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> oups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Must I?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Who said anything about ****ing?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Clogging you said.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > We aren't talking about Dutch wooden shoes either.
> >> >>
> >> >> Go to your room or I'll give you a good clogging son!
> >> >
> >> > You hear that a lot do you, PHucker?
> >>
> >> No, I'm swedish.
> >
> > I've never heard of that kind of dish before. What is it?
>
> Food, hth.

Sounds like a sweet dish.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:24:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:25:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 21:18:08 +0100, Mr Pounder > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> > news:op.ty2hafu24buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 19:41:44 +0100, Mr Pounder
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> >>> news:op.tys67izf4buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> >>>> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:09:21 +0100, Mr Pounder
> >> >> >>>> > wrote:
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >>>>> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> >> >> >>>>> news:op.tyq9zmb44buhsv@fx62...
> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >>>>> I can tell my friends to **** off and they will not take offence.
> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >>>>> **** off Mr Hucker.
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>> I will be round to steal your beloved fence shortly.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> My fence is now green. I sprayed it with one of those spray pump things
> >> >> >>> from
> >> >> >>> B&Q.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Doesn't it now look like it's covered in moss and hasn't been washed for
> >> >> >> decades?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > It looks very smart indeed. I am very pleased with the end result.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>> Much faster than using a brush & not as mind dumbing. It looks okay. You
> >> >> >>> could try it.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Hedges don't need painting.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Hedges belong on council estates.
> >> >>
> >> >> No crappy fences do. Hedges are what they have in private estates.
> >> >
> >> > Are you a hedge hog?
> >>
> >> No, I grow my own.
> >
> > What? Parrots?
>
> No, hedges. Do keep up.

Benson and Hedges?

> The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

And a filter.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:32:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:24:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:25:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 21:18:08 +0100, Mr Pounder > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Hedges belong on council estates.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> No crappy fences do. Hedges are what they have in private estates.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Are you a hedge hog?
> >> >>
> >> >> No, I grow my own.
> >> >
> >> > What? Parrots?
> >>
> >> No, hedges. Do keep up.
> >
> > Benson and Hedges?
>
> That explains your twisted mind.

I drive a Mercedes Benz.

> >> The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
> >
> > And a filter.
>
> Hitler oughta do the trick.

No, that would be gas then.

> The reason people sweat is so that they won't catch fire when having sex.

Its dangerous to burn rubber.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:32:22 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:18:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:33:25 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ps.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > OIC. You are selfish and unwilling to share.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> He never gives me credit for my magnificent links.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > What magnificent links might those be?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Ask Mr Hucker or send your email addy.
> >> >> >> >> Tip! You can have many email addresses.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > I do butt I get nothing butt spam. Hence I do not read them.
> >> >>
> >> >> Ever considered a spam filter?
> >> >
> >> > A SPAM filter? There'd be nothing left!
> >>
> >> Waffle!
> >
> > Yes, please. I like mine with ice cream and maple syrup.
>
> Waffle = AOL, FFS.

Bot.

> >> >> >> http://www.mailwasher.net/
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Works quite well.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Thanks, but no. I only use web-based email. No viruses that way.
> >> >>
> >> >> Web based email is awful.
> >> >
> >> > Beats getting viruses.
> >>
> >> Maybe you should try not being such a one born every minute.
> >
> > OK, PT.
>
> PT?

PT Barnum. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P._T._Barnum

> >> >> Ever considered a virus checker?
> >> >
> >> > Who needs it with webmail?
> >>
> >> HTML is the most insecure part of the internet.
> >
> > Is that right?
>
> Ayeeeeeee!

Idiot!

> >> >> god said
> >> >>
> >> >> The Divergence of the B Field = 0
> >> >> The Curl of the E Field + the partial time derivative of the B field = 0
> >> >> The Divergence of the D field = the charge density
> >> >> The Curl of the H field - the partial time derivative of the D field = the current density
> >> >>
> >> >> and there was light, and he saw that it was good and of constant speed.
> >> >
> >> > Butt only in a vacuum.
> >>
> >> Pedant.
> >
> > Pedo.
>
> Pedaller.

Pederast.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:28:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:20:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:27:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> What is the punishment for bigamy?
> >> >> >> Two mother-in-laws.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > That should make me feel sorry for mooslimes (but it doesn't).
> >> >>
> >> >> I'm not surprised.
> >> >
> >> > No, why would you be?
> >>
> >> I can think of no reason. Unless you put a drawing pin on my chair.
> >
> > Does that make you think?
>
> Eye Dow tit.

Thought so!

> What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
> They both make you wait an hour for a five-minute ride.

That's very true. I saw lots of this at DisneyWorld -
http://www.thepollspace.com/polls.php?pollid=1722
Not sure about Viagra yet.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:28:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:13:54 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:12:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:40:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > I find that revelation to be quite shocking. I also find what fat
> >> >> >> > people eat to be disgusting.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I find fat people disgusting.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Well, who doesn't?
> >> >>
> >> >> Fat people.
> >> >
> >> > Yes, I find them disgusting.
> >>
> >> Engrish plobrems again.
> >
> > I am not Japanese.
>
> Then why do you post through Japan? Don't they have the internet in Australia yet?

Why do you keep harping on about Japan? It has nothing to do with me.

> >> Join the Navy and feel a man!
> >
> > So how long were you in?
>
> It was a copy and paste you git.

Is that how you feel a man?

> There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

How often do you cross that line?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:30:25 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:15:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:13:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> I do more than that, but I now feel very important indeed.
> >> >> >> >> >> I was once called an Inspector!
> >> >> >> >> >> It is essential to look important.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Why? To compensate for your inadequacies?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> To impress people such as yourself.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Unlikely. I am not easily impressed. And you impotence doesn't impress
> >> >> >> > me at all.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Since when have I attempted to impress you with my importance?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Never. Because you never can.
> >> >>
> >> >> Can't you tell the difference between attempted and can?
> >> >
> >> > Yes. Can you?
> >>
> >> You didn't above.
> >
> > And you can?
>
> Yes.

Yes what?

> >> >> Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo.
> >> >> Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View.
> >> >
> >> > Lame.
> >>
> >> Shurrup you sirry Jap.
> >
> > Nani o itte, omae?
>
> And you say you're not Japanese.

Just because I can speak it doesn't mean that I am.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:03:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:28:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:20:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:27:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> What is the punishment for bigamy?
> >> >> >> >> Two mother-in-laws.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > That should make me feel sorry for mooslimes (but it doesn't).
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I'm not surprised.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > No, why would you be?
> >> >>
> >> >> I can think of no reason. Unless you put a drawing pin on my chair.
> >> >
> >> > Does that make you think?
> >>
> >> Eye Dow tit.
> >
> > Thought so!
> >
> >> What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
> >> They both make you wait an hour for a five-minute ride.
> >
> > That's very true. I saw lots of this at DisneyWorld -
> > http://www.thepollspace.com/polls.php?pollid=1722
>
> URGH!

Is that a grunt of approval?

> > Not sure about Viagra yet.
>
> Viagra?

Hay, you raised it. See above.

> I think car alarms should be set of explode after two minutes.
> That way, we either take out a car thief, or deprive a noise-polluting jerk of his wheels.

That's a brilliant idea!

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:56:32 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:32:22 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:18:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:33:25 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> ps.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > OIC. You are selfish and unwilling to share.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> He never gives me credit for my magnificent links.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > What magnificent links might those be?
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Ask Mr Hucker or send your email addy.
> >> >> >> >> >> Tip! You can have many email addresses.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > I do butt I get nothing butt spam. Hence I do not read them.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Ever considered a spam filter?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > A SPAM filter? There'd be nothing left!
> >> >>
> >> >> Waffle!
> >> >
> >> > Yes, please. I like mine with ice cream and maple syrup.
> >>
> >> Waffle = AOL, FFS.
> >
> > Bot.
>
> Ex-plane!

No, you mean deplane.

> >> >> >> >> http://www.mailwasher.net/
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Works quite well.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Thanks, but no. I only use web-based email. No viruses that way.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Web based email is awful.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Beats getting viruses.
> >> >>
> >> >> Maybe you should try not being such a one born every minute.
> >> >
> >> > OK, PT.
> >>
> >> PT?
> >
> > PT Barnum. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P._T._Barnum
>
> And that has what to do with me?

You're a sucker, PHucker.

> >> >> >> Ever considered a virus checker?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Who needs it with webmail?
> >> >>
> >> >> HTML is the most insecure part of the internet.
> >> >
> >> > Is that right?
> >>
> >> Ayeeeeeee!
> >
> > Idiot!
>
> What now?

Dunno. What do you suggest?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:53:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:32:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:24:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:25:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 21:18:08 +0100, Mr Pounder > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > Hedges belong on council estates.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> No crappy fences do. Hedges are what they have in private estates.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Are you a hedge hog?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> No, I grow my own.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > What? Parrots?
> >> >>
> >> >> No, hedges. Do keep up.
> >> >
> >> > Benson and Hedges?
> >>
> >> That explains your twisted mind.
> >
> > I drive a Mercedes Benz.
>
> Bull****.

Careful you don't tread in it.

> >> >> The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
> >> >
> >> > And a filter.
> >>
> >> Hitler oughta do the trick.
> >
> > No, that would be gas then.
>
> A gaseous filter?

Never heard of that before.

> >> The reason people sweat is so that they won't catch fire when having sex.
> >
> > Its dangerous to burn rubber.
>
> I've never caused an accident while wheelspinning.

Chucking wheelies is the perfect way to blow a tyre.

> A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.

Who goes around punching out smokers in your country?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:44:44 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:28:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:13:54 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:12:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:40:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > I find that revelation to be quite shocking. I also find what fat
> >> >> >> >> > people eat to be disgusting.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> I find fat people disgusting.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Well, who doesn't?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Fat people.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Yes, I find them disgusting.
> >> >>
> >> >> Engrish plobrems again.
> >> >
> >> > I am not Japanese.
> >>
> >> Then why do you post through Japan? Don't they have the internet in Australia yet?
> >
> > Why do you keep harping on about Japan? It has nothing to do with me.
>
> NNTP-Posting-Host: 202.147.46.115
>
> inetnum: 202.147.0.0 - 202.147.63.255
> netname: ANC-NETBLK02
> descr: Asia Netcom Corporation
> descr: Internet Service Provider
> country: AP
> admin-c: AN155-AP
> tech-c: AN155-AP
> tech-c: AN155-AP
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> mnt-by: APNIC-HM
> mnt-lower: MAINT-AP-ANC
> remarks: ----------------------------------------------------
> remarks: This object can only be modified by APNIC hostmaster
> remarks: If you wish to modify this object details please
> remarks: send email to with your organisation
> remarks: account name in the subject line.
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> remarks: For SPAM/ABUSE Issue:
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>
>
> ***** address: 10F Shirokane-Takanawa Stn Bldg <------------------------
> This doesn't look Australian. Why are you pretending to be an Aussie?

Hay! Don't look at me. That's just the proxy server.

> address: 1-27-6 Shirokane, Minato-ku
> phone: +81-3-6408-3600
> fax-no: +81-3-6408-3611
> country: JP
> remarks: For SPAM/ABUSE Issue:
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> changed: 20070810
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> source: APNIC
>
> >> >> Join the Navy and feel a man!
> >> >
> >> > So how long were you in?
> >>
> >> It was a copy and paste you git.
> >
> > Is that how you feel a man?
>
> The mind boggles.

Do you play that while feeling men?

> >> There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
> >
> > How often do you cross that line?
>
> I don't do either.

Oh? So you don't need to look like an idiot?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:45:57 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:30:25 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:15:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:13:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> I do more than that, but I now feel very important indeed.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> I was once called an Inspector!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> It is essential to look important.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > Why? To compensate for your inadequacies?
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> To impress people such as yourself.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Unlikely. I am not easily impressed. And you impotence doesn't impress
> >> >> >> >> > me at all.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Since when have I attempted to impress you with my importance?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Never. Because you never can.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Can't you tell the difference between attempted and can?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Yes. Can you?
> >> >>
> >> >> You didn't above.
> >> >
> >> > And you can?
> >>
> >> Yes.
> >
> > Yes what?
>
> I can.

What do you can? Parrots?

> >> >> >> Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo.
> >> >> >> Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Lame.
> >> >>
> >> >> Shurrup you sirry Jap.
> >> >
> >> > Nani o itte, omae?
> >>
> >> And you say you're not Japanese.
> >
> > Just because I can speak it doesn't mean that I am.
>
> Noone would learn it on stoat.

I don't need a stoat to learn. Nor a grebe, for that matter.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:47:20 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:03:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:28:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:20:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:27:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> What is the punishment for bigamy?
> >> >> >> >> >> Two mother-in-laws.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > That should make me feel sorry for mooslimes (but it doesn't).
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> I'm not surprised.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > No, why would you be?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I can think of no reason. Unless you put a drawing pin on my chair.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Does that make you think?
> >> >>
> >> >> Eye Dow tit.
> >> >
> >> > Thought so!
> >> >
> >> >> What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
> >> >> They both make you wait an hour for a five-minute ride.
> >> >
> >> > That's very true. I saw lots of this at DisneyWorld -
> >> > http://www.thepollspace.com/polls.php?pollid=1722
> >>
> >> URGH!
> >
> > Is that a grunt of approval?
>
> **** no!

I guess not then.

> >> > Not sure about Viagra yet.
> >>
> >> Viagra?
> >
> > Hay, you raised it. See above.
>
> My taglines program raised it. Nothing to do with me.

Sure. You posted it.

> >> I think car alarms should be set of explode after two minutes.
> >> That way, we either take out a car thief, or deprive a noise-polluting jerk of his wheels.
> >
> > That's a brilliant idea!
>
> Now, what about that ****ing burglar alarm two doors down? I've tried phoning the police and pretending there's actually a robbery in progress, I've tried banging loudly on the window (I know the owners are in), but still the stupid thing keeps going off.

Damn annoying, aren't they?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:49:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:56:32 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:32:22 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:18:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:33:25 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> ps.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > OIC. You are selfish and unwilling to share.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> He never gives me credit for my magnificent links.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > What magnificent links might those be?
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Ask Mr Hucker or send your email addy.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Tip! You can have many email addresses.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > I do butt I get nothing butt spam. Hence I do not read them.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Ever considered a spam filter?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > A SPAM filter? There'd be nothing left!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Waffle!
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Yes, please. I like mine with ice cream and maple syrup.
> >> >>
> >> >> Waffle = AOL, FFS.
> >> >
> >> > Bot.
> >>
> >> Ex-plane!
> >
> > No, you mean deplane.
>
> What?

You know. Fantasy Island. Deplane, boss, deplane.

> >> >> >> >> >> http://www.mailwasher.net/
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Works quite well.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Thanks, but no. I only use web-based email. No viruses that way.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Web based email is awful.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Beats getting viruses.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Maybe you should try not being such a one born every minute.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > OK, PT.
> >> >>
> >> >> PT?
> >> >
> >> > PT Barnum. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P._T._Barnum
> >>
> >> And that has what to do with me?
> >
> > You're a sucker, PHucker.
>
> For what?

Everything.

> >> >> >> >> Ever considered a virus checker?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Who needs it with webmail?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> HTML is the most insecure part of the internet.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Is that right?
> >> >>
> >> >> Ayeeeeeee!
> >> >
> >> > Idiot!
> >>
> >> What now?
> >
> > Dunno. What do you suggest?
>
> An explanation.

Not a deplanation?

> A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."
> I went over. Nobody was home.

Happens to you a lot, huh?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:51:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:53:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:32:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:24:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:25:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 21:18:08 +0100, Mr Pounder > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> > Hedges belong on council estates.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> No crappy fences do. Hedges are what they have in private estates.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Are you a hedge hog?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> No, I grow my own.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > What? Parrots?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> No, hedges. Do keep up.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Benson and Hedges?
> >> >>
> >> >> That explains your twisted mind.
> >> >
> >> > I drive a Mercedes Benz.
> >>
> >> Bull****.
> >
> > Careful you don't tread in it.
>
> Unpossible, you leve so much around there are no blank spaces left.

**** happens.

> >> >> >> The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > And a filter.
> >> >>
> >> >> Hitler oughta do the trick.
> >> >
> >> > No, that would be gas then.
> >>
> >> A gaseous filter?
> >
> > Never heard of that before.
>
> Neither have I.

Then why did you suggest it?

> >> >> The reason people sweat is so that they won't catch fire when having sex.
> >> >
> >> > Its dangerous to burn rubber.
> >>
> >> I've never caused an accident while wheelspinning.
> >
> > Chucking wheelies is the perfect way to blow a tyre.
>
> I've never blown one wheelspinning either. I've blown one overtaking on a pavement, I've blown one tearing round the French Alps, and I've blown one driving at 90mph.

You fool!

> A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
> "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly, "in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
> "Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma just tellun my friend howa tospella Mississippi."

Sure, as if anyone would believe that!