Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 14 Sep 2007.

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 00:39:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:00:01 GMT
>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 23:00:41 GMT
>> Stats End.................: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:25:55 GMT
>> Days......................: 7
>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1317
>> Total No. of Characters...: 5813916
>> Total Volume..............: 5677
>> Messages Per Day..........: 188.1
>> Characters Per Day........: 830559.4
>> Average Daily Volume......: 811 kB
>> Total Posters This Week...: 136
>> Messages with Sigs........: 13.82%
>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 58.79%
>> Original Content Rating...: 15.33%
>>
>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> ================================================== =============
>> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 153 21.9 11.6%
>
> Ding! Read it and weap, PHucker.

All you have proven is you have less of a life than me.

>> 2. anonym............................................ : 115 16.4 8.7%
>> 3. ah................................................ : 75 10.7 5.7%
>> 4. @@^>..............................................: 73 10.4 5.5%
>> 5. John \"C\.........................................: 68 9.7 5.2%
>> 6. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 62 8.9 4.7%
>> 7. Naked Gonad.......................................: 54 7.7 4.1%
>> 8. Mr Pounder........................................: 53 7.6 4.0%
>> 9. Peter Hucker......................................: 50 7.1 3.8%
>
> A0L! Barely scraped into the top 10.

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[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 00:39:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >>
> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >>
> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:00:01 GMT
> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 23:00:41 GMT
> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:25:55 GMT
> >> Days......................: 7
> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 1317
> >> Total No. of Characters...: 5813916
> >> Total Volume..............: 5677
> >> Messages Per Day..........: 188.1
> >> Characters Per Day........: 830559.4
> >> Average Daily Volume......: 811 kB
> >> Total Posters This Week...: 136
> >> Messages with Sigs........: 13.82%
> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 58.79%
> >> Original Content Rating...: 15.33%
> >>
> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >> ================================================== =============
> >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 153 21.9 11.6%
> >
> > Ding! Read it and weap, PHucker.
>
> All you have proven is you have less of a life than me.

Au contraire, PHucker. If anything, I lead a more vibrant life than
you.

> >> 2. anonym............................................ : 115 16.4 8.7%
> >> 3. ah................................................ : 75 10.7 5.7%
> >> 4. @@^>..............................................: 73 10.4 5.5%
> >> 5. John \"C\.........................................: 68 9.7 5.2%
> >> 6. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 62 8.9 4.7%
> >> 7. Naked Gonad.......................................: 54 7.7 4.1%
> >> 8. Mr Pounder........................................: 53 7.6 4.0%
> >> 9. Peter Hucker......................................: 50 7.1 3.8%
> >
> > A0L! Barely scraped into the top 10.

> Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?

Why would you wiggle your arse when brushing you teeth? ... oh!

[Naked Gonad]

On Sep 16, 12:22 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
wrote:
> Peter Hucker wrote:
> > On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 00:39:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
> > >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> > >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> > >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> > >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> > >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
> > >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> > >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:00:01 GMT
> > >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 23:00:41 GMT
> > >> Stats End.................: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:25:55 GMT
> > >> Days......................: 7
> > >> Total No. of Articles.....: 1317
> > >> Total No. of Characters...: 5813916
> > >> Total Volume..............: 5677
> > >> Messages Per Day..........: 188.1
> > >> Characters Per Day........: 830559.4
> > >> Average Daily Volume......: 811 kB
> > >> Total Posters This Week...: 136
> > >> Messages with Sigs........: 13.82%
> > >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 58.79%
> > >> Original Content Rating...: 15.33%
>
> > >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> > >> ================================================== =============
> > >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 153 21.9 11.6%
>
> > > Ding! Read it and weap, PHucker.
>
> > All you have proven is you have less of a life than me.
>
> Au contraire, PHucker. If anything, I lead a more vibrant life than
> you.
>
> > >> 2. anonym............................................ : 115 16.4 8.7%
> > >> 3. ah................................................ : 75 10.7 5.7%
> > >> 4. @@^>..............................................: 73 10.4 5.5%
> > >> 5. John \"C\.........................................: 68 9.7 5.2%
> > >> 6. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 62 8.9 4.7%
> > >> 7. Naked Gonad.......................................: 54 7.7 4.1%
> > >> 8. Mr Pounder........................................: 53 7.6 4.0%
> > >> 9. Peter Hucker......................................: 50 7.1 3.8%
>
> > > A0L! Barely scraped into the top 10.
> > Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?
>
> Why would you wiggle your arse when brushing you teeth? ... oh!

This prevents the buildup of plaque in your anus.
Trust me! I am a Dentist.

Gonad

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Naked Gonad wrote:
> On Sep 16, 12:22 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> wrote:
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 00:39:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >
> > > > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
> > > >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> > > >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >
> > > >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> > > >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> > > >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >
> > > >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> > > >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:00:01 GMT
> > > >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 23:00:41 GMT
> > > >> Stats End.................: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:25:55 GMT
> > > >> Days......................: 7
> > > >> Total No. of Articles.....: 1317
> > > >> Total No. of Characters...: 5813916
> > > >> Total Volume..............: 5677
> > > >> Messages Per Day..........: 188.1
> > > >> Characters Per Day........: 830559.4
> > > >> Average Daily Volume......: 811 kB
> > > >> Total Posters This Week...: 136
> > > >> Messages with Sigs........: 13.82%
> > > >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 58.79%
> > > >> Original Content Rating...: 15.33%
> >
> > > >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> > > >> ================================================== =============
> > > >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 153 21.9 11.6%
> >
> > > > Ding! Read it and weap, PHucker.
> >
> > > All you have proven is you have less of a life than me.
> >
> > Au contraire, PHucker. If anything, I lead a more vibrant life than
> > you.
> >
> > > >> 2. anonym............................................ : 115 16.4 8.7%
> > > >> 3. ah................................................ : 75 10.7 5.7%
> > > >> 4. @@^>..............................................: 73 10.4 5.5%
> > > >> 5. John \"C\.........................................: 68 9.7 5.2%
> > > >> 6. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 62 8.9 4.7%
> > > >> 7. Naked Gonad.......................................: 54 7.7 4.1%
> > > >> 8. Mr Pounder........................................: 53 7.6 4.0%
> > > >> 9. Peter Hucker......................................: 50 7.1 3.8%
> >
> > > > A0L! Barely scraped into the top 10.
> > > Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?
> >
> > Why would you wiggle your arse when brushing you teeth? ... oh!
>
> This prevents the buildup of plaque in your anus.
> Trust me! I am a Dentist.

A dentist, eh? Sounds like you know a lot about cavities.

[Naked Gonad]

On Sep 16, 9:08 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
wrote:
> Naked Gonad wrote:
> > On Sep 16, 12:22 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > wrote:
> > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 00:39:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > > > > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
> > > > >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> > > > >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> > > > >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> > > > >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> > > > >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
> > > > >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> > > > >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:00:01 GMT
> > > > >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 23:00:41 GMT
> > > > >> Stats End.................: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:25:55 GMT
> > > > >> Days......................: 7
> > > > >> Total No. of Articles.....: 1317
> > > > >> Total No. of Characters...: 5813916
> > > > >> Total Volume..............: 5677
> > > > >> Messages Per Day..........: 188.1
> > > > >> Characters Per Day........: 830559.4
> > > > >> Average Daily Volume......: 811 kB
> > > > >> Total Posters This Week...: 136
> > > > >> Messages with Sigs........: 13.82%
> > > > >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 58.79%
> > > > >> Original Content Rating...: 15.33%
>
> > > > >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> > > > >> ================================================== =============
> > > > >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 153 21.9 11.6%
>
> > > > > Ding! Read it and weap, PHucker.
>
> > > > All you have proven is you have less of a life than me.
>
> > > Au contraire, PHucker. If anything, I lead a more vibrant life than
> > > you.
>
> > > > >> 2. anonym............................................ : 115 16.4 8.7%
> > > > >> 3. ah................................................ : 75 10.7 5.7%
> > > > >> 4. @@^>..............................................: 73 10.4 5.5%
> > > > >> 5. John \"C\.........................................: 68 9.7 5.2%
> > > > >> 6. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 62 8.9 4.7%
> > > > >> 7. Naked Gonad.......................................: 54 7.7 4.1%
> > > > >> 8. Mr Pounder........................................: 53 7.6 4.0%
> > > > >> 9. Peter Hucker......................................: 50 7.1 3.8%
>
> > > > > A0L! Barely scraped into the top 10.
> > > > Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?
>
> > > Why would you wiggle your arse when brushing you teeth? ... oh!
>
> > This prevents the buildup of plaque in your anus.
> > Trust me! I am a Dentist.
>
> A dentist, eh? Sounds like you know a lot about cavities.

On the hole, yes.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Naked Gonad wrote:
> On Sep 16, 9:08 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> wrote:
> > Naked Gonad wrote:
> > > On Sep 16, 12:22 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" >
> > > wrote:
> > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > > On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 00:39:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >
> > > > > > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
> > > > > >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> > > > > >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >
> > > > > >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> > > > > >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> > > > > >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >
> > > > > >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> > > > > >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:00:01 GMT
> > > > > >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 23:00:41 GMT
> > > > > >> Stats End.................: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:25:55 GMT
> > > > > >> Days......................: 7
> > > > > >> Total No. of Articles.....: 1317
> > > > > >> Total No. of Characters...: 5813916
> > > > > >> Total Volume..............: 5677
> > > > > >> Messages Per Day..........: 188.1
> > > > > >> Characters Per Day........: 830559.4
> > > > > >> Average Daily Volume......: 811 kB
> > > > > >> Total Posters This Week...: 136
> > > > > >> Messages with Sigs........: 13.82%
> > > > > >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 58.79%
> > > > > >> Original Content Rating...: 15.33%
> >
> > > > > >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> > > > > >> ================================================== =============
> > > > > >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 153 21.9 11.6%
> >
> > > > > > Ding! Read it and weap, PHucker.
> >
> > > > > All you have proven is you have less of a life than me.
> >
> > > > Au contraire, PHucker. If anything, I lead a more vibrant life than
> > > > you.
> >
> > > > > >> 2. anonym............................................ : 115 16.4 8.7%
> > > > > >> 3. ah................................................ : 75 10.7 5.7%
> > > > > >> 4. @@^>..............................................: 73 10.4 5.5%
> > > > > >> 5. John \"C\.........................................: 68 9.7 5.2%
> > > > > >> 6. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 62 8.9 4.7%
> > > > > >> 7. Naked Gonad.......................................: 54 7.7 4.1%
> > > > > >> 8. Mr Pounder........................................: 53 7.6 4.0%
> > > > > >> 9. Peter Hucker......................................: 50 7.1 3.8%
> >
> > > > > > A0L! Barely scraped into the top 10.
> > > > > Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?
> >
> > > > Why would you wiggle your arse when brushing you teeth? ... oh!
> >
> > > This prevents the buildup of plaque in your anus.
> > > Trust me! I am a Dentist.
> >
> > A dentist, eh? Sounds like you know a lot about cavities.
>
> On the hole, yes.

What about arseholes?

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:22:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 00:39:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>>
>> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>> >>
>> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>> >>
>> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:00:01 GMT
>> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 23:00:41 GMT
>> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:25:55 GMT
>> >> Days......................: 7
>> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 1317
>> >> Total No. of Characters...: 5813916
>> >> Total Volume..............: 5677
>> >> Messages Per Day..........: 188.1
>> >> Characters Per Day........: 830559.4
>> >> Average Daily Volume......: 811 kB
>> >> Total Posters This Week...: 136
>> >> Messages with Sigs........: 13.82%
>> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 58.79%
>> >> Original Content Rating...: 15.33%
>> >>
>> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> >> ================================================== =============
>> >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 153 21.9 11.6%
>> >
>> > Ding! Read it and weap, PHucker.
>>
>> All you have proven is you have less of a life than me.
>
> Au contraire, PHucker. If anything, I lead a more vibrant life than
> you.

A vibrant life on usenet, yes ok......

>> >> 2. anonym............................................ : 115 16.4 8.7%
>> >> 3. ah................................................ : 75 10.7 5.7%
>> >> 4. @@^>..............................................: 73 10.4 5.5%
>> >> 5. John \"C\.........................................: 68 9.7 5.2%
>> >> 6. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 62 8.9 4.7%
>> >> 7. Naked Gonad.......................................: 54 7.7 4.1%
>> >> 8. Mr Pounder........................................: 53 7.6 4.0%
>> >> 9. Peter Hucker......................................: 50 7.1 3.8%
>> >
>> > A0L! Barely scraped into the top 10.
>
>> Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?
>
> Why would you wiggle your arse when brushing you teeth? ... oh!

Conservation of angular momentum.

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When they found out their wives were attending a sex-toy party,
the husbands refused to go and pick them up,
and instead left them to their own devices.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:22:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 00:39:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >> >>
> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >> >>
> >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:00:01 GMT
> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 23:00:41 GMT
> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:25:55 GMT
> >> >> Days......................: 7
> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 1317
> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 5813916
> >> >> Total Volume..............: 5677
> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 188.1
> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 830559.4
> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 811 kB
> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 136
> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 13.82%
> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 58.79%
> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 15.33%
> >> >>
> >> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >> >> ================================================== =============
> >> >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 153 21.9 11.6%
> >> >
> >> > Ding! Read it and weap, PHucker.
> >>
> >> All you have proven is you have less of a life than me.
> >
> > Au contraire, PHucker. If anything, I lead a more vibrant life than
> > you.
>
> A vibrant life on usenet, yes ok......

And elsewhere. At least I don't have parrots squawking about the place
at all hours.

> >> >> 2. anonym............................................ : 115 16.4 8.7%
> >> >> 3. ah................................................ : 75 10.7 5.7%
> >> >> 4. @@^>..............................................: 73 10.4 5.5%
> >> >> 5. John \"C\.........................................: 68 9.7 5.2%
> >> >> 6. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 62 8.9 4.7%
> >> >> 7. Naked Gonad.......................................: 54 7.7 4.1%
> >> >> 8. Mr Pounder........................................: 53 7.6 4.0%
> >> >> 9. Peter Hucker......................................: 50 7.1 3.8%
> >> >
> >> > A0L! Barely scraped into the top 10.
> >
> >> Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?
> >
> > Why would you wiggle your arse when brushing you teeth? ... oh!
>
> Conservation of angular momentum.

On what basis do you make that k'lame?

> When they found out their wives were attending a sex-toy party,
> the husbands refused to go and pick them up,
> and instead left them to their own devices.

That was lame.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:37:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:22:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 00:39:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
> >> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> >> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:00:01 GMT
> >> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 23:00:41 GMT
> >> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:25:55 GMT
> >> >> >> Days......................: 7
> >> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 1317
> >> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 5813916
> >> >> >> Total Volume..............: 5677
> >> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 188.1
> >> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 830559.4
> >> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 811 kB
> >> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 136
> >> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 13.82%
> >> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 58.79%
> >> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 15.33%
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >> >> >> ================================================== =============
> >> >> >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 153 21.9 11.6%
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Ding! Read it and weap, PHucker.
> >> >>
> >> >> All you have proven is you have less of a life than me.
> >> >
> >> > Au contraire, PHucker. If anything, I lead a more vibrant life than
> >> > you.
> >>
> >> A vibrant life on usenet, yes ok......
> >
> > And elsewhere. At least I don't have parrots squawking about the place
> > at all hours.
>
> They shut up at night.

What? You tape their little beaks up?

> >> >> >> 2. anonym............................................ : 115 16.4 8.7%
> >> >> >> 3. ah................................................ : 75 10.7 5.7%
> >> >> >> 4. @@^>..............................................: 73 10.4 5.5%
> >> >> >> 5. John \"C\.........................................: 68 9.7 5.2%
> >> >> >> 6. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 62 8.9 4.7%
> >> >> >> 7. Naked Gonad.......................................: 54 7.7 4.1%
> >> >> >> 8. Mr Pounder........................................: 53 7.6 4.0%
> >> >> >> 9. Peter Hucker......................................: 50 7.1 3.8%
> >> >> >
> >> >> > A0L! Barely scraped into the top 10.
> >> >
> >> >> Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?
> >> >
> >> > Why would you wiggle your arse when brushing you teeth? ... oh!
> >>
> >> Conservation of angular momentum.
> >
> > On what basis do you make that k'lame?
>
> Physics.

What does that have to do with arses, PHucker?

> >> When they found out their wives were attending a sex-toy party,
> >> the husbands refused to go and pick them up,
> >> and instead left them to their own devices.
> >
> > That was lame.
>
> But amusing.

Indeed.

> When Ma & Pa first arrived on the homestead Pa installed a bell on the front porch and told Ma if trouble comes while I'm out in the field a plowin' then you just ring that bell and I'll come a running.
> The next day Pa hears the bell and takes off for home. When he arrives Ma says, "Them boys are givin' me a hard time about doin' the chores and little Sammy done stuck the butter knife in the molasses without lickin' the blade clean first."
> Pa says, "You mean I just run all the way in from the fields for this?? Next time it had better be important!"
> The next day Pa hears the bell and takes off for home again. When he arrives his wife is in tears standing over a broke clothes line. "Pa", she says "some jackass came ridin' through here on a mule and ran right through the clothes line and rurnt the washin'." At first Pa was trying to figure out what was ridin' what but then he yells "I told you not to ring that bell unless something bad was goin' on. If this happens again I'm goin' to raise holy hell!!!"
> The next day Pa hears the bell again and grabbin' up a board heads for home. When he arrives Ma is clinging to the porch rail with a spear in her back, the house behind her is in flames and the chickens are laying dead in the front yard, shot full of arrows.
> Pa looks at Ma and says "Now that's more like it."

Now that was funny.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:31:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:37:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:22:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> All you have proven is you have less of a life than me.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Au contraire, PHucker. If anything, I lead a more vibrant life than
> >> >> > you.
> >> >>
> >> >> A vibrant life on usenet, yes ok......
> >> >
> >> > And elsewhere. At least I don't have parrots squawking about the place
> >> > at all hours.
> >>
> >> They shut up at night.
> >
> > What? You tape their little beaks up?
>
> I switch the lights off.

I see. Butt, of course, you wouldn't! A0L!

> >> >> >> >> 2. anonym............................................ : 115 16.4 8.7%
> >> >> >> >> 3. ah................................................ : 75 10.7 5.7%
> >> >> >> >> 4. @@^>..............................................: 73 10.4 5.5%
> >> >> >> >> 5. John \"C\.........................................: 68 9.7 5.2%
> >> >> >> >> 6. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 62 8.9 4.7%
> >> >> >> >> 7. Naked Gonad.......................................: 54 7.7 4.1%
> >> >> >> >> 8. Mr Pounder........................................: 53 7.6 4.0%
> >> >> >> >> 9. Peter Hucker......................................: 50 7.1 3.8%
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > A0L! Barely scraped into the top 10.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Why would you wiggle your arse when brushing you teeth? ... oh!
> >> >>
> >> >> Conservation of angular momentum.
> >> >
> >> > On what basis do you make that k'lame?
> >>
> >> Physics.
> >
> > What does that have to do with arses, PHucker?
>
> Angular arse rotation is due to physics.

I suspect you like to get physical with arses.

> >> >> When they found out their wives were attending a sex-toy party,
> >> >> the husbands refused to go and pick them up,
> >> >> and instead left them to their own devices.
> >> >
> >> > That was lame.
> >>
> >> But amusing.
> >
> > Indeed.
>
> [Bows]

Don't flatter yourself.

> >> When Ma & Pa first arrived on the homestead Pa installed a bell on the front porch and told Ma if trouble comes while I'm out in the field a plowin' then you just ring that bell and I'll come a running.
> >> The next day Pa hears the bell and takes off for home. When he arrives Ma says, "Them boys are givin' me a hard time about doin' the chores and little Sammy done stuck the butter knife in the molasses without lickin' the blade clean first."
> >> Pa says, "You mean I just run all the way in from the fields for this?? Next time it had better be important!"
> >> The next day Pa hears the bell and takes off for home again. When he arrives his wife is in tears standing over a broke clothes line. "Pa", she says "some jackass came ridin' through here on a mule and ran right through the clothes line and rurnt the washin'." At first Pa was trying to figure out what was ridin' what but then he yells "I told you not to ring that bell unless something bad was goin' on. If this happens again I'm goin' to raise holy hell!!!"
> >> The next day Pa hears the bell again and grabbin' up a board heads for home. When he arrives Ma is clinging to the porch rail with a spear in her back, the house behind her is in flames and the chickens are laying dead in the front yard, shot full of arrows.
> >> Pa looks at Ma and says "Now that's more like it."
> >
> > Now that was funny.
>
> [bows again]

Turkey.

> If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why ask me?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:44:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:31:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:37:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:22:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> All you have proven is you have less of a life than me.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Au contraire, PHucker. If anything, I lead a more vibrant life than
> >> >> >> > you.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> A vibrant life on usenet, yes ok......
> >> >> >
> >> >> > And elsewhere. At least I don't have parrots squawking about the place
> >> >> > at all hours.
> >> >>
> >> >> They shut up at night.
> >> >
> >> > What? You tape their little beaks up?
> >>
> >> I switch the lights off.
> >
> > I see. Butt, of course, you wouldn't! A0L!
>
> What?

You wouldn't see with the lights off.

> >> >> >> >> >> 2. anonym............................................ : 115 16.4 8.7%
> >> >> >> >> >> 3. ah...............................................: 75 10.7 5.7%
> >> >> >> >> >> 4. @@^>..............................................: 73 10.4 5.5%
> >> >> >> >> >> 5. John \"C\.........................................: 68 9.7 5.2%
> >> >> >> >> >> 6. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 62 8.9 4.7%
> >> >> >> >> >> 7. Naked Gonad.......................................: 54 7.7 4.1%
> >> >> >> >> >> 8. Mr Pounder........................................: 53 7.6 4.0%
> >> >> >> >> >> 9. Peter Hucker......................................: 50 7.1 3.8%
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > A0L! Barely scraped into the top 10.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Why would you wiggle your arse when brushing you teeth? ... oh!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Conservation of angular momentum.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > On what basis do you make that k'lame?
> >> >>
> >> >> Physics.
> >> >
> >> > What does that have to do with arses, PHucker?
> >>
> >> Angular arse rotation is due to physics.
> >
> > I suspect you like to get physical with arses.
>
> Obsession noted.

Yes, I have noted your obsession.

> >> >> >> When they found out their wives were attending a sex-toy party,
> >> >> >> the husbands refused to go and pick them up,
> >> >> >> and instead left them to their own devices.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > That was lame.
> >> >>
> >> >> But amusing.
> >> >
> >> > Indeed.
> >>
> >> [Bows]
> >
> > Don't flatter yourself.
>
> You did it for me.

I did not!

> >> If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
> >
> > Why ask me?
>
> I was asking the group in general. Don't think the group is all about you. Egotist.

Well, its not all about you.

> Nevertheless, the speaker-hearer's linguistic intuition is not to be
> considered in determining the traditional practice of grammarians. Thus a
> subset of English sentences interesting on quite independent grounds is not
> subject to the strong generative capacity of the theory. Of course, the
> notion of level of grammaticalness is necessary to impose an interpretation
> on the requirement that branching is not tolerated within the dominance
> scope of a complex symbol. Conversely, any associated supporting element is
> to be regarded as an abstract underlying order. Furthermore, this analysis
> of a formative as a pair of sets of features does not readily tolerate
> irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules.

Come again?

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:59:03 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:44:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:31:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:37:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:22:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> All you have proven is you have less of a life than me.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Au contraire, PHucker. If anything, I lead a more vibrant life than
> >> >> >> >> > you.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> A vibrant life on usenet, yes ok......
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > And elsewhere. At least I don't have parrots squawking about the place
> >> >> >> > at all hours.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> They shut up at night.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > What? You tape their little beaks up?
> >> >>
> >> >> I switch the lights off.
> >> >
> >> > I see. Butt, of course, you wouldn't! A0L!
> >>
> >> What?
> >
> > You wouldn't see with the lights off.
>
> I don't live in the middle of nowhere. There is no such thing as darkness here.

So you never get dark and stormy nights?

> >> >> >> >> >> >> 2. anonym............................................ : 115 16.4 8.7%
> >> >> >> >> >> >> 3. ah...............................................: 75 10.7 5.7%
> >> >> >> >> >> >> 4. @@^>..............................................: 73 10.4 5.5%
> >> >> >> >> >> >> 5. John \"C\.........................................: 68 9.7 5.2%
> >> >> >> >> >> >> 6. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 62 8.9 4.7%
> >> >> >> >> >> >> 7. Naked Gonad.......................................: 54 7.7 4.1%
> >> >> >> >> >> >> 8. Mr Pounder........................................: 53 7.6 4.0%
> >> >> >> >> >> >> 9. Peter Hucker......................................: 50 7.1 3.8%
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > A0L! Barely scraped into the top 10.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Why would you wiggle your arse when brushing you teeth? ... oh!
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Conservation of angular momentum.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > On what basis do you make that k'lame?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Physics.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > What does that have to do with arses, PHucker?
> >> >>
> >> >> Angular arse rotation is due to physics.
> >> >
> >> > I suspect you like to get physical with arses.
> >>
> >> Obsession noted.
> >
> > Yes, I have noted your obsession.
>
> pwease learn more engrish you siwwy jap.

Baka daro!

> >> >> >> >> When they found out their wives were attending a sex-toy party,
> >> >> >> >> the husbands refused to go and pick them up,
> >> >> >> >> and instead left them to their own devices.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > That was lame.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> But amusing.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Indeed.
> >> >>
> >> >> [Bows]
> >> >
> >> > Don't flatter yourself.
> >>
> >> You did it for me.
> >
> > I did not!
>
> Did sew!

I did knot!

> >> >> If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
> >> >
> >> > Why ask me?
> >>
> >> I was asking the group in general. Don't think the group is all about you. Egotist.
> >
> > Well, its not all about you.
>
> You have a few billion more people to rule out yet.

Right! Hands up anyone else reading this.

> >> Nevertheless, the speaker-hearer's linguistic intuition is not to be
> >> considered in determining the traditional practice of grammarians. Thus a
> >> subset of English sentences interesting on quite independent grounds is not
> >> subject to the strong generative capacity of the theory. Of course, the
> >> notion of level of grammaticalness is necessary to impose an interpretation
> >> on the requirement that branching is not tolerated within the dominance
> >> scope of a complex symbol. Conversely, any associated supporting element is
> >> to be regarded as an abstract underlying order. Furthermore, this analysis
> >> of a formative as a pair of sets of features does not readily tolerate
> >> irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules.
> >
> > Come again?
>
> Over your head?

Yuck! You're gross!

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:07:13 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:59:03 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:44:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:31:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > What? You tape their little beaks up?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I switch the lights off.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I see. Butt, of course, you wouldn't! A0L!
> >> >>
> >> >> What?
> >> >
> >> > You wouldn't see with the lights off.
> >>
> >> I don't live in the middle of nowhere. There is no such thing as darkness here.
> >
> > So you never get dark and stormy nights?
>
> Not with streetlighting. It was nice in a powercut once. It confuses the neighbours when my lights continue to work.

Your gerbils work overtime on that treadmill of yours?

> >> >> >> >> > On what basis do you make that k'lame?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Physics.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > What does that have to do with arses, PHucker?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Angular arse rotation is due to physics.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I suspect you like to get physical with arses.
> >> >>
> >> >> Obsession noted.
> >> >
> >> > Yes, I have noted your obsession.
> >>
> >> pwease learn more engrish you siwwy jap.
> >
> > Baka daro!
>
> What?

Stupid fool.

> >> >> >> If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Why ask me?
> >> >>
> >> >> I was asking the group in general. Don't think the group is all about you. Egotist.
> >> >
> >> > Well, its not all about you.
> >>
> >> You have a few billion more people to rule out yet.
> >
> > Right! Hands up anyone else reading this.
>
> They don't have to be reading this for the group to be about them. Maybe the group is about Neil Barker?

That fat ****? No way!

> >> >> Nevertheless, the speaker-hearer's linguistic intuition is not to be
> >> >> considered in determining the traditional practice of grammarians. Thus a
> >> >> subset of English sentences interesting on quite independent grounds is not
> >> >> subject to the strong generative capacity of the theory. Of course, the
> >> >> notion of level of grammaticalness is necessary to impose an interpretation
> >> >> on the requirement that branching is not tolerated within the dominance
> >> >> scope of a complex symbol. Conversely, any associated supporting element is
> >> >> to be regarded as an abstract underlying order. Furthermore, this analysis
> >> >> of a formative as a pair of sets of features does not readily tolerate
> >> >> irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules.
> >> >
> >> > Come again?
> >>
> >> Over your head?
> >
> > Yuck! You're gross!
>
> That's not what I meant, therefore you're gross.

No, I am not 144.

> A Pakistani arrives in London City all excited. He stops the first person he meets. "Good day, Mr. British, thank you to accept me in Your nice country", but the person interrupts and says: "I am not British, I'm Chinese."
> The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by. "Thank you Mr. British for to let my family and me stay here... " Again, he's interrupted before finishing his sentence. "I no be British, I be Turk!"
> He goes a little farther and meets another person and greets him "thank you for letting me come to your beautiful country." ... "I'm not British, I'm Kosavon."
> "But," answers the Pakistani distressed, "where are the British??"
> The Kosavon looks at his watch and says ..... "Probably at work."

Typical, all the mooslimes are bludging.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:05:28 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:07:13 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:59:03 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:44:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:31:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > What? You tape their little beaks up?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> I switch the lights off.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > I see. Butt, of course, you wouldn't! A0L!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> What?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > You wouldn't see with the lights off.
> >> >>
> >> >> I don't live in the middle of nowhere. There is no such thing as darkness here.
> >> >
> >> > So you never get dark and stormy nights?
> >>
> >> Not with streetlighting. It was nice in a powercut once. It confuses the neighbours when my lights continue to work.
> >
> > Your gerbils work overtime on that treadmill of yours?
>
> See sig.

See sig run.

> >> >> >> >> >> > On what basis do you make that k'lame?
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Physics.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > What does that have to do with arses, PHucker?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Angular arse rotation is due to physics.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > I suspect you like to get physical with arses.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Obsession noted.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Yes, I have noted your obsession.
> >> >>
> >> >> pwease learn more engrish you siwwy jap.
> >> >
> >> > Baka daro!
> >>
> >> What?
> >
> > Stupid fool.
>
> Elaborate.

You stupid fool.

> >> >> >> Nevertheless, the speaker-hearer's linguistic intuition is not to be
> >> >> >> considered in determining the traditional practice of grammarians. Thus a
> >> >> >> subset of English sentences interesting on quite independent grounds is not
> >> >> >> subject to the strong generative capacity of the theory. Of course, the
> >> >> >> notion of level of grammaticalness is necessary to impose an interpretation
> >> >> >> on the requirement that branching is not tolerated within the dominance
> >> >> >> scope of a complex symbol. Conversely, any associated supporting element is
> >> >> >> to be regarded as an abstract underlying order. Furthermore, this analysis
> >> >> >> of a formative as a pair of sets of features does not readily tolerate
> >> >> >> irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Come again?
> >> >>
> >> >> Over your head?
> >> >
> >> > Yuck! You're gross!
> >>
> >> That's not what I meant, therefore you're gross.
> >
> > No, I am not 144.
>
> Oh very funny.....

Yes, I thought so.