Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Sep 2007.

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:53:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>> Stats Were Taken..........: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:01:16 GMT
>> Stats End.................: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:49:49 GMT
>> Days......................: 30
>> Total No. of Articles.....: 4415
>> Total No. of Characters...: 19280718
>> Total Volume..............: 18828
>> Messages Per Day..........: 147.2
>> Characters Per Day........: 642690.6
>> Average Daily Volume......: 627 kB
>> Total Posters This Week...: 289
>> Messages with Sigs........: 17.78%
>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 45.61%
>> Original Content Rating...: 16.08%
>>
>> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> ================================================== ==============
>> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 580 19.3 13.1%
>
> Tah-dah! Top o' da world, ma!

Dunno who Baldwin is, but there is no Bruce mentioned in the list, so you lose.

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Amanpreet was helping Judi, the blonde, clean out the trunk of
her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled "Emergency Repair Kit".
Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside.
Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Judi what it was for.

She said, "It's part of my emergency repair kit."

Amanpreet said, "I can see that, but why?"

Judi replied, "In case I have a flat and need to blow up one of my
tires . . . "

[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
news:op.tzi53pex4buhsv@fx62...
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:53:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> wrote:

> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>> Stats Were Taken..........: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:01:16 GMT
>> Stats End.................: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:49:49 GMT
>> Days......................: 30
>> Total No. of Articles.....: 4415
>> Total No. of Characters...: 19280718
>> Total Volume..............: 18828
>> Messages Per Day..........: 147.2
>> Characters Per Day........: 642690.6
>> Average Daily Volume......: 627 kB
>> Total Posters This Week...: 289
>> Messages with Sigs........: 17.78%
>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 45.61%
>> Original Content Rating...: 16.08%
>>
>> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> ================================================== ==============
>> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 580 19.3 13.1%
>
> Tah-dah! Top o' da world, ma!

Dunno who Baldwin is, but there is no Bruce mentioned in the list, so you
lose.

I am above you Mr Hucker.
HA!

Mr Pounder

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Amanpreet was helping Judi, the blonde, clean out the trunk of
her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled "Emergency Repair Kit".
Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside.
Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Judi what it was for.

She said, "It's part of my emergency repair kit."

Amanpreet said, "I can see that, but why?"

Judi replied, "In case I have a flat and need to blow up one of my
tires . . . "

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 21:06:02 +0100, Mr Pounder > wrote:

>
> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> news:op.tzi53pex4buhsv@fx62...
> On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:53:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > wrote:
>
>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>
>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>
>>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
>>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:01:16 GMT
>>> Stats End.................: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:49:49 GMT
>>> Days......................: 30
>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 4415
>>> Total No. of Characters...: 19280718
>>> Total Volume..............: 18828
>>> Messages Per Day..........: 147.2
>>> Characters Per Day........: 642690.6
>>> Average Daily Volume......: 627 kB
>>> Total Posters This Week...: 289
>>> Messages with Sigs........: 17.78%
>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 45.61%
>>> Original Content Rating...: 16.08%
>>>
>>> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>> ================================================== ==============
>>> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 580 19.3 13..1%
>>
>> Tah-dah! Top o' da world, ma!
>
> Dunno who Baldwin is, but there is no Bruce mentioned in the list, so you
> lose.
>
> I am above you Mr Hucker.
> HA!

Gerrof you pervert!

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"Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed.
Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than Derek!"

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Bruce AKA Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:53:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >>
> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >>
> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:01:16 GMT
> >> Stats End.................: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:49:49 GMT
> >> Days......................: 30
> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4415
> >> Total No. of Characters...: 19280718
> >> Total Volume..............: 18828
> >> Messages Per Day..........: 147.2
> >> Characters Per Day........: 642690.6
> >> Average Daily Volume......: 627 kB
> >> Total Posters This Week...: 289
> >> Messages with Sigs........: 17.78%
> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 45.61%
> >> Original Content Rating...: 16.08%
> >>
> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >> ================================================== ==============
> >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 580 19.3 13.1%
> >
> > Tah-dah! Top o' da world, ma!
>
> Dunno who Baldwin is, but there is no Bruce mentioned in the list, so you lose.

My name is Michael Baldwin, Bruce.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> news:op.tzi53pex4buhsv@fx62...
> On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:53:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > wrote:
>
> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >>
> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >>
> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:01:16 GMT
> >> Stats End.................: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:49:49 GMT
> >> Days......................: 30
> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4415
> >> Total No. of Characters...: 19280718
> >> Total Volume..............: 18828
> >> Messages Per Day..........: 147.2
> >> Characters Per Day........: 642690.6
> >> Average Daily Volume......: 627 kB
> >> Total Posters This Week...: 289
> >> Messages with Sigs........: 17.78%
> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 45.61%
> >> Original Content Rating...: 16.08%
> >>
> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >> ================================================== ==============
> >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 580 19.3 13.1%
> >
> > Tah-dah! Top o' da world, ma!
>
> Dunno who Baldwin is, but there is no Bruce mentioned in the list, so you
> lose.
>
> I am above you Mr Hucker.
> HA!

PHucker never gets on top.

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:59:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Bruce AKA Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:53:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>>
>> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>> >>
>> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>> >>
>> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
>> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:01:16 GMT
>> >> Stats End.................: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:49:49 GMT
>> >> Days......................: 30
>> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4415
>> >> Total No. of Characters...: 19280718
>> >> Total Volume..............: 18828
>> >> Messages Per Day..........: 147.2
>> >> Characters Per Day........: 642690.6
>> >> Average Daily Volume......: 627 kB
>> >> Total Posters This Week...: 289
>> >> Messages with Sigs........: 17.78%
>> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 45.61%
>> >> Original Content Rating...: 16.08%
>> >>
>> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> >> ================================================== ==============
>> >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 580 19.3 13.1%
>> >
>> > Tah-dah! Top o' da world, ma!
>>
>> Dunno who Baldwin is, but there is no Bruce mentioned in the list, so you lose.
>
> My name is Michael Baldwin, Bruce.

There, isn't one of those either.

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[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:59:45 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Mr Pounder wrote:
>> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
>> news:op.tzi53pex4buhsv@fx62...
>> On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:53:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>> > wrote:
>>
>> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>> >>
>> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>> >>
>> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
>> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:01:16 GMT
>> >> Stats End.................: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:49:49 GMT
>> >> Days......................: 30
>> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4415
>> >> Total No. of Characters...: 19280718
>> >> Total Volume..............: 18828
>> >> Messages Per Day..........: 147.2
>> >> Characters Per Day........: 642690.6
>> >> Average Daily Volume......: 627 kB
>> >> Total Posters This Week...: 289
>> >> Messages with Sigs........: 17.78%
>> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 45.61%
>> >> Original Content Rating...: 16.08%
>> >>
>> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> >> ================================================== ==============
>> >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 580 19.3 13.1%
>> >
>> > Tah-dah! Top o' da world, ma!
>>
>> Dunno who Baldwin is, but there is no Bruce mentioned in the list, so you
>> lose.
>>
>> I am above you Mr Hucker.
>> HA!
>
> PHucker never gets on top.

Why would I want to get on top of you?

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"No, thanks. Just give me a few minutes. I'll be fine," he replies quietly, hands still between his legs.
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[Mr Pounder[_2_]]

"Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
news:op.tzjec1c94buhsv@fx62...
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 21:06:02 +0100, Mr Pounder
> wrote:

>
> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> news:op.tzi53pex4buhsv@fx62...
> On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:53:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > wrote:
>
>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>
>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>
>>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
>>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:01:16 GMT
>>> Stats End.................: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:49:49 GMT
>>> Days......................: 30
>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 4415
>>> Total No. of Characters...: 19280718
>>> Total Volume..............: 18828
>>> Messages Per Day..........: 147.2
>>> Characters Per Day........: 642690.6
>>> Average Daily Volume......: 627 kB
>>> Total Posters This Week...: 289
>>> Messages with Sigs........: 17.78%
>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 45.61%
>>> Original Content Rating...: 16.08%
>>>
>>> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>> ================================================== ==============
>>> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 580 19.3 13.1%
>>
>> Tah-dah! Top o' da world, ma!
>
> Dunno who Baldwin is, but there is no Bruce mentioned in the list, so you
> lose.
>
> I am above you Mr Hucker.
> HA!

Gerrof you pervert!

You are not my type.

Mr Pounder

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The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger.
One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low
doorway as he entered the stable.
"Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed.
Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than Derek!"