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Robert M. Gary
October 15th 07, 06:01 PM
On Oct 13, 1:33 pm, C J Campbell >
wrote:
> Vast numbers of automobiles with 2 or 3 or more cars per household;
> long commutes of single drivers; horrible freeway congestion; urban
> sprawl; loss of farmland and wilderness resources; the decay of cities
> and the takeover of large areas of our cities by lawless gangs; obesity
> caused by everyone eating at fast food joints; dependence on foreign
> oil; global warming; pollution; filth, crud, corruption; hundreds of
> thousands dead in traffic accidents; the closure of local airports
> because of expanding city growth:

If you are really worried about Global Warming you can buy carbon
offset credits from me. Please send cash.

-robert

C J Campbell[_1_]
October 17th 07, 08:17 PM
On 2007-10-15 10:01:25 -0700, "Robert M. Gary" > said:

> On Oct 13, 1:33 pm, C J Campbell >
> wrote:
>> Vast numbers of automobiles with 2 or 3 or more cars per household;
>> long commutes of single drivers; horrible freeway congestion; urban
>> sprawl; loss of farmland and wilderness resources; the decay of cities
>> and the takeover of large areas of our cities by lawless gangs; obesity
>> caused by everyone eating at fast food joints; dependence on foreign
>> oil; global warming; pollution; filth, crud, corruption; hundreds of
>> thousands dead in traffic accidents; the closure of local airports
>> because of expanding city growth:
>
> If you are really worried about Global Warming you can buy carbon
> offset credits from me. Please send cash.
>
> -robert

Actually, I was going to buy a G-II, but I changed my mind. How many
carbon credits is that worth?

--
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World Famous Flight Instructor

Roger (K8RI)
October 20th 07, 02:03 AM
On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:17:48 -0700, C J Campbell
> wrote:

>On 2007-10-15 10:01:25 -0700, "Robert M. Gary" > said:
>
>> On Oct 13, 1:33 pm, C J Campbell >
>> wrote:
>>> Vast numbers of automobiles with 2 or 3 or more cars per household;
>>> long commutes of single drivers; horrible freeway congestion; urban
>>> sprawl; loss of farmland and wilderness resources; the decay of cities
>>> and the takeover of large areas of our cities by lawless gangs; obesity
>>> caused by everyone eating at fast food joints; dependence on foreign
>>> oil; global warming; pollution; filth, crud, corruption; hundreds of
>>> thousands dead in traffic accidents; the closure of local airports
>>> because of expanding city growth:
>>
>> If you are really worried about Global Warming you can buy carbon
>> offset credits from me. Please send cash.
>>
>> -robert
>
>Actually, I was going to buy a G-II, but I changed my mind. How many
>carbon credits is that worth?

Only about a quarter or what it would have been had you not purchased
a G-III with the much larger engine.

I was going to purchase two new SUVs, a Hummer, and one of those big
Chrysler pickups with the V-10...but I didn't. That should be enough
credits you can go out and buy two new airplanes. it also saved me a
lot of money I didn't have which should make my wife happy.


Roger (K8RI)

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